It's official

Okay, let's just try to stay calm and rational here: He probably won't get anything from this.

But-

This could very well make him rich
You are now imagining him wreaking havoc upon the natural world with Billionare esque resources
You are now imagining how bad things can get with CROWDFUNDED AUTISM SEX-CHANGE SURGERIES

2016 keeps getting better and better. Unless if a giant fucking meteor came I don't know how the fuck 2017 is going to top this one.

How is this even legal? How can he sell a thing that's based on characters made by someone else?

PLEASE don't actually donate to him

I just want to see what will happen to him once his mother dies.

jesus fuck when will the ride ever end?

VIDEO

JAMES

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chris-chan uses his patreon money to run for president in 2020 against trump

Did his mom die yet? Is this his last desperate grasp to keep his shitty apartment before he becomes homeless. Also what happened to his vagina gash?

Who's donating to him?

He's also an sjw which is a drop in the autism bucket for him. If he gets rich he would be the wealthiest autistic sjw.

reminder that eceleb threads are against the rules even if it's le v culture xD ecelebs

Did he take his Patreon down? I can't find shit outside of the archive. But the fact that he needs that much money to take care of his expenses is tragic at this point, and that's if he even does that.

Sega is well aware of it on top of that.

Let's do it!
*please don't actually do it**

He's gonna get $200~
$400 tops.

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It's not down, and I would link it but I think it's for the best we don't have the link and ironically donate
Unless you donate absurd amounts and chargeback immediately
But don't do that either

I have a sneaking suspicion that he has 250,000 in debt and just doesn't realize Patreon is a monthly service.

Reminder that it can AND will horribly backfire.

feels bad, man.

The People who want to see the great cosmic Autism meltdown of 2016.

I mean, If Chris attains money, he attains power, and autists often dream of power to make their silly Eldritch desires come true so, we may be dealing with anything from a massive Sonichu statue marking the State he lives in, to goverment positions, TV apperances, the death of known copyright itself because his Autism surpasses understandable law and physics in it's endless determination to desire to be acknowledged as canon in all eyes, to possibly hiring nasty people to get back at all the pitfalls he had in life, including that whole gamestop incident, to rebuilding his broken deathsty of a home, to transcend his mortal form into Autizilla.

Is this bait? Is he really that stupid?

ib4 he finally gets DMCA'd by nintendo

Are you new?

Well then he's going to be in for a rude awakening, especially since he can't just use it as an excuse to not deliver content.

Fair enough. Although I wonder if the donation counter even went up.

It will just be like his poorly drawn comics, it wont be about his ORIGINAL CHARACTER™ but all about him, he wont actually finish it and it will be full of bad grammar and spelling mistakes and his usual made up phrases.

How many credit cards did he max out?

Actually even extremely smart people go bankrupt with huge amounts of money, people who win the lottery waste all that shit immediately.
You think some autist is going to know what management means and be able to maintain a budget? He probably won't even pay off the debts with this money and just buy more toys.

He probably doesn't know how to patreon and thinks those are rewards he gives for reaching those points. The wording on the highest tier rewards makes me think this is true.

I think I'd be more Sega then Nintendo. I wonder if there's a place to report this to Sega

He's still a lazy fuck though, prepare to see him work on one or two things in his typical half-assed manner before doing absolutely nothing for months on end because "stress"/"only when inspired"/"those dang dirty trolls, guise!", but it would be nice to see his new content, if only to keep extracting humor out of it.

will some one just put the poor animal down

>$250,000 per month
How can you be so in debt that you need 250k a month? Even for an insane tranny that seems fucking ridiculously impossible.

kanye west is 52 million in debt

That's how much he needs total I think. He doesn't know how patreon works.

His entire debt is probably 250k and he just doesn't understand that this isn't kickstarter.

How did he manage that?

even without autism millions of people seem to let debt like this pile up, probably somehow the jews are to blame for not teaching kids how to manage their money in school

He's a nigger.

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He's also in custody under "health issues" after he talked about Trump in a good manner. Strange.

Gee user, I wonder. I bet his accountants did it on purpose to make him a financial slave until his vocal chords dry out.

Foxdicks.

You're talking about Snoop Dog I think. He bought or rented out some expensive apartment and did something like "If you pay ____ I'll follow you on twitter".

I don't think it's that, more like he basically spent an hour talking about Trump on his stage. I don't care about that though I can only imagine how disappointed I'd be if I paid an arm and a leg for a ticket for a musician's concert and I didn't get a lot of music.

He's literally asking for a quarter of a million dollars to feel better about himself.

Fitting it's in this thread because it sounds like something Chris would do flawlessly

the patrons will be pretty much only trolls who want chris to continue sonichu comics

It's not far fetched to think considering his past

No when Chris attains money he spends it all immediately, even though his badly in debt he still spends every cent he gets on toys and vidya.
Doesn't help that Bob taught him never to get a job due to his tugboat, not that he ever would he's to lazy.

Yeah but he's Konky West, not some autist tranny.

That's probably it. Or it's a fucking scam.

Is he seriously trying to price gouge people for him making his lousy videos or is he too stupid to understand this isn't kickstarter

anyone know good place i can read my monthly autism comic since sonicscanf pretty much has to stop posting the comics

I'm not even on a phone there's no excuse for this mistake.

This is Chris Chan we're talking about, he probably doesn't know that it's not a kickstarter.

It looked like you were just being cool.
Was that really a typo?

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The guy in the pickle costume.

I thought you were making a nigger joke, I found it funny.

Where the fuck did Konky come from?

I've had like three hours sleep in the last two days.

I was thinking of Donkey Kong and mixed Kanye and Donkey up I guess?

I remember his art being a lot worse. Did he actually improve?

That isn't his art

But Donkey Kong isn't a nigger.

Why you been up for so long? I've always try to stay up for as long as I can, but usually reach a day before I knock off.

Why does he have green hair?

Get some sleep you idiot.

THE GOLDEN AGE IS COMING BACK

Richfag here. How long will he get on $1000? I mean, he won't just spend it all on faggy girl clothes, will he?

Sleep is for the weak user, if you keep on like this you'll be a meme machine in no time

He will spend it on legos, PS4 DLC he will never play, and more hormones for his trans mental illness.

Don't do it, you know damn well he will just spend it on lego.

Skylanders shit too.

Just pay Indians to find you a CWC tier autist and pay that faggot instead.

Is he taking hormones?

How'd you get rich user?

Yeah, he already got his dick mutilated.

I don't know about that but he has an infection that turned into a open wound that he thinks is a vagina.

They are well aware of Sonichu

Not him, but look up copywriting.

You basically get paid to write ads and buzzfeed tier articles that include top google keywords.

Too bad. I wanted to see him take it to the next level.

By abandoning NEETdom and my humanity at the same time.

Fuck no. You're better off setting fire to that money or buying multiple copies of beyond two souls.

left looks like Vince McMahon

If you do it, drop it immediately after he starts buying toys and write him an angry email. He'll probably rage after losing that much money. You might become public enemy no. 1 in CWCville too.

So you draw furry porn commissions?

:^)

I really wish I could draw, I would milk the ever loving shit out of furfags bottomless wallets.

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>tfw trying to milk furfags and already getting commission requests and shit
This is how my soul gets sold to the devil

I doubt kanye is in dept anymore thanks to kim getting robbed in paris and getting an insane insurance payout from all the jewelry that got "stolen"

I'm pretty sure they moved back into the house.

His mother is in much more debt than he is. Enough that she has been sued over it. I forget how much but it's all on the cwcki. Chris does waste his money on sex toys and legos, but the real substance of the debt here, which probably exceeds $250k, is actually his mother's.

copyright law is a complete corrupt shitshow, and this would probably be for the better. Chris does believe in copyright, but allows pretty much anything to be an original character. However, he of course breaks his own laws whenever he feels like it. He admits Asperchu is an original character copyrighted by someone else, but he still includes him in his own comics, because he feels a moral need to rescue Asperchu from the sad life given to him by his original creator. Morality trumps law, and Chris believes cartoon characters really exist in another universe, partially controlled, partially divined, by us here on Earth-Prime.

Sega doesn't give a shit about fan projects. The official Sonic the Hedgehog twitter account has personally mocked Chris. Just imagine how Chris must have felt when Sonic the Hedgehog himself made fun of him. But they don't care enough to use actual legal means.

You're a furfaggot, your soul never existed to begin with.

Does he still hates gays? Even after cutting his penis off?

He claims he doesn't, but he's careful to only mention gay women specifically. He still hates gay men. He considers himself a lesbian. If you like women then you're fine. And women liking men is fine. But otherwise you're a dirty homo.

Psh
WHAT

not him but I got $450 to draw sonic with really big feet one time

That's worse then sonichu

Not really, Literally all I did was draw feet on a canvas scaled several times the size the canvas that I drew sanic on
Foot fags really have no quality assurance

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Last time he tried this he said it was 100k mortgage, it's clear that Chris has no idea what a mortgage actually is or the value of a dollar, which is why he has 100k donation incentives. Also don't forget he tried selling his shit covered VHS of Alladin for 3k.