Need some ideas for Christmas

It's almost as if you're ignoring the objective best choice

Misato is a drunk and abusive to her boyfriends (she plays pretent and acts if if you were her father).

Asuka just needs a good dicking to drive the bitch out of her.

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The last time I was asked what I wanted for christmas, I asked for video games. I didn't get video games that year.

As opposed to sticking your dick in a doll?

Posting best girl and only reason to watch that cartoon

Anything worth playing is free. Ask for cash and invest it so that you can go FIRE.

Bloodborne and Doom are fantastic. You can't go wrong. I'm getting The Last Guardian and Gravity Rush 2.

Rise of the Tomb Raider (get the 20th anniversary edition that has all the extra content as standard).

When asking for gifts people usually want to get you something you can open up, so they can see joy spread across your face, games are usually bad at this if they are digital.

So, think about your hobbies or, some things you need, but don't really want to buy.
Hobbies like drawing, painting, models ect, or things you need like dishes, knifes, multi tools.

Nobody wants to give cards for Christmas unless they understand the medium

Fuckoff Todd

Christ, end your life

Instead of being a faggot, how about giving ideas?

E.Ψ.E. if you haven't played it yet.

illicitly pilfer singleplayer games
Buy a multiplayer game , or replay a multiplayer game. CS 1.6 and Halo PC still have servers up.

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fuck off gendo

That would imply that user actually knows good games.
Or that he plays games.

Seconding this, E.Y.E. is great.
Also recomend Shadow Warrior 2.
If you're into colony sims, Clockwork Empires was something I tried recently and really liked.

Titanfall 2 has a half decent single player. And if you're into mecha stuff it definitely helps fill the hole in your heart from the lack of mecha games being released these days.
Bloodborne and NuDoom are also okay-ish choices.

Come on, we all know Mari is best girl.

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Only the third movie is garbage, 2.0 is a mixed bag of mostly good and 1.0 is just the first six episodes because Anno is smart and knows that the first six episodes are fucking flawless.

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Dubs demand OP give up his boipussy.

You would have your junk attached the next day, so yes.

Man, I wish I had that problem. I'm still trying to get my Mom to stop buying me shit for Christmas. I don't really want anything and I don't know what to get anyone else.

She's 25% nip.

Gonna be honest and say that bloodborne is probably the best in the list.

Go back and stay there.

She's part japo you nigger.

You need to leave this webzone.

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Don't think about yourself for once and get your parents what they truly want.

Move out and get a job you NEET.

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Pick one

Wew

Asuka isn't crazy, as the other guy said she just needs a good dicking. That would shut her up.

Ask for a professional grade CRT so you can play the only video games worth a shit the way they were intended.

Wait, OP is Moot? Holy fuck.

Titanfall 2 singleplayer is really really short.

How was Verdun? I liked the squad combat for WWI, but expect the execution was terrible.
If your only option is P$4 Bloodbourne is pretty fun, go for that one.

Your waifu a old

I havent played it since some of the major updates because my laptop's integrated graphics card couldnt run it very well, but I enjoyed Verdun while I played it.

Tell them to get you one of the naked Asuka body pillows. The site in the watermark is TOTALLY legit, by the way. Ignore the incomplete HTML template on every page, and ignore that all of the body pillows seem to be made from FAN art uploaded to the Internet. That totally isn’t the case, because if it was, then there would be naked images of characters that are underage, which certainly don’t show up anywhere on the site…

There’s not enough porn of her.

more like what the fuck do i get my family
all i know about them is theyre nasty crazy cat ladys triggered over the election

Just ask for money and get EDF

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, DID YOUR PARENTS DROP YOU AS A KID OR ARE YOU BLIND

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Tbh he's right, NGE hentai seems kinda rare compared to other famous anime

Depends on how much you actually do. I work on the bare minimum and live off of the essentials plus the internet so when they asked I said nothing.

All of the stuff on gelbooru is mostly the rebuild version.

end your life

How can this be?

Why does Asuka trigger you so?

Evafags should be gassed. There isn't a single good waifu in that show.

Asuka is best girl
You just need to kill yourself for being a cancerous piece of shit,

(checked)

Forgot my sage

Says the kind of faggot who probably watches RE: Zero or some other similar garbage.
The characters in Eva are great because they actually behave like and are very much like real humans unlike most anime characters.

Asuka a best.

Forever and ever.

That doesn't change the fact that they're mentally ill bitches. Get better waifus, faggots.

No, they're not mentally ill at all. They just have human faults unlike "perfect anime waifu" type characters who are unrealistically good in every way.

Are you seriously saying for example that Asuka is mentally ill for wanting attention? That's a very typical female trait and that would mean that majority of women are mentally ill. Her behavior would change if she got dicked hard.

You're all wrong. Best girl coming through.

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Sounds like you're looking for 3DPD. Regardless Asuka is sill a crazy bitch, even for 3DPD standards.

I would dick the bitchiness out of her. It works, 100%.

Can you give me a single example where crazy has been dicked out of someone?

This tbh
stop bumping a non vidya thread

My hentai doujins

It's a lost cause user.

Believe in the power of dick

Who cares she is a bitch in both

Thats another person, not me who you asked it from. There are plenty of such cases in real life, assuming the woman isn't actually crazy. Of course crazy stays crazy. But Asuka isn't crazy, she's just a normal woman and needs some attention from a man.
Can you provide any evidence of her being insane? Bit of a far fetched claim

Ask them for a noose and hang yourself

She's a bitch because she just wants to be loved, you would know this if you watched the anime.

She looks so fucking cute in that summer dress.

It is a vidya thread, I was asking for ideas of vidya, for Christmas.

It is in no way a thinly veiled Asuka thread!

She stopped being able to control her Eva because she snapped halfway through the series. They put her into an induced coma because she broke down. When they take her out of it during EoE and she wakes back up, guess what, she's still crazy. Also it's implied that she attempted suicide and that's why they induced the coma. Then you've got her behaviour throughout the series, she broke down in front of Shinji and her mother killing herself damaged her pretty significantly. She also needs constant attention and praise and she gets so annoying that no one but Shinji actually bothers with her and that's because Shinji is a beta cuck and he eventually stops trying with her and decides to be a faggot with Kaworu. She's not mentally sound at all.

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21 years now

She also pushes herself on older men because she's sexually confused as fuck.

20 years and they still don't know misato is the best, evafags confirmed for brain damaged. Anno was right

Isnt that shit true to all the waifu bait cartoons?

Yes but Eva's is extra strong.

EVA wasn't intended to waifubait, but waifufags will waifu.

so where the fuck is this thread going
this shit of a waifu thread lite with an avatarfag, are we gonna do this daily now?
or weekly like the actual waifu threads?

The impact is dulled a bit by that picture not having actual dates on it. Also, whynotboth.jpg

Nigger, I was asking a simple question about vidya for christmas but everyone turned this into a waifu thread.

its almost poetic how hard the anti-otaku themes fucking backfired in eva

get a noose

Wait this isn't the waifu general? No wonder people were mentioning Christmas so much.

I did. And she acted like a bitch to anyone that treated her well due to the fact she can't get over her fucking dead mom. Even Shinji got over her dead mother better and he was a fucking pussy

Then don't use Asuka as the OP image next time motherfucker

Nah, she's not crazy at all. You clearly failed to understand a lot of what happened in the series.

Heh

you knew what you were getting into

Confirmed.

As for ideas?

Best new release I played this year was SMTIV: A. There was a ton of love for Kirby: Planet Robobot, and from what I've heard DB Fusions is fun too.

Asuka just wanted someone that didn't leave her, she was very disapointed when Shinji didn't hug her and it got worse after that.

When did she ask Shinji to hug her? Also my nigga, I think Asuka is the best girl too, but do you have 99 pictures of her on your computer? That filename

You're in denial.

You just wanted to shitpost about a mediocre show so you put shitty games in to bait everyone into the thread.

When she kissed him, she wanted him to hold her.

Y-yeah.

This is her after the kiss, Asuka was very disappointed when he didn't react to the kiss at all. She just wanted to be loved.

Her idea of love is fucked. She literally associates it with sex on several occasions. She has no trust in anybody and even if she did find somebody to love her back despite being batshit insane she would still resent that person because of her innate distrust of men and authority.

Well, she is a kid. Even Shinji's version of love is fapping to Asuka's comatose body.

I don't think kids jacking off to coma patients is a sign of being childish.

I'm saying there is potential for them to have some maturity, since they are so young. Asuka and Shinji have had a hard life.

The main reason she wants to have sex is so that she can play at being adult.
She states in the final episodes she finds the idea of sex repulsive and pathetic, though that probably finds a fair amount of basis in her ego.

I just send my parents image charts from various boards and tell them to pick something from them. My mom refuses to just give me money, because it's 'boring', so that's the next best thing. Plus, that way they can get me something I want and there will still be the element of surprise, so it's win/win.

Also Asuka a slut

She really needs a good dicking to get rid of those thoughts.

All I'm saying is that if you actually think Asuka is a level headed individual who should be made to love you you're deranged.

Yea and it would make her worse. She'd probably fucking hang herself like her mom.

None of the people in EVA are level headed, except maybe for Kaji.

Yea I mentioned that. It just bothers me when waifu fags refute facts for some reason.

None of the girls in EVA should be considered dating material, until after they check into mental institution. That's the truth, and I say that as a person that likes Asuka as a character.

She's definitely not a kid. 14 years old but has the body of a 17-18 year old. She is only mentally childish.

You have zero evidence for your claims. She seems like a completely normal woman in every way.

I already posted evidence. At this point you're baiting or are actually fucking insane. Either way get better taste in waifu's.

You haven't posted any evidence at all, you are just flaunting you armchair psychology by interpreting events in a way that benefits your argument.

She's certainly not normal, but she doesn't have any problems that can't be fixed over the course of a few years.

She literally tries to fuck a grown man you faggot. Normal people below the age of 17 don't fucking do that.

you could say that about 3d girls too at this point

Normal women are attracted to men a few years older than themselves. Or even more than that. It's not been uncommon throughout history for 15-16 year old women to get married with 30 year old men for example, and I'm not just talking about arranged marriages but ones they wanted too.

You clearly are just making a lot of shit up and pretending you know stuff when the opposite seems to be the case.

Yes, the average western woman has had like 7 men before they are 22. THAT is not normal, natural or sane.

how horrifying, and i don't expect every woman to be a pure maiden

In promiscuous societies, it is normal. In NY most women are sluts.

well NY is a dump, of course you only find trash in it

i wouldn't be so mad at people trying out the flavors available to them but with the increasing risk of diseases it seems too risky to have so many partners

Nigger, i know she has issues, but something like trying to seduce an older man isn't something so bad that she would need to be institutionalized. As a matter of fact, that's common behavior in 15-18 year olds.
She needs help, that's a fact, but she isn't batshit insane to the point her only cure is a bullet to the head.

No, it is not normal. It is the sign of a sick and dying society.

This. And the only kind of help she needs is a mans help, not of some kike who is going to prescribe a bottle of pills to fuck her head up.

I blame jews

Well, they are guilty

I think there's a big difference between yelling for sex and exposing yourself to admitting you have a crush on somebody. I guess that's weird for you but if I saw that in real life I'de either assume the persons mother was either a whore or she's a slut. Most likely both.

Propper therapy is fairly natural. It wouldn't even have to be a prescribed therapist. Given the context of the show I'm sure they have the best therapists japan can offer.

She doesn't need a therapist, she needs a man

Feels good man.

I-Is she cute?

Something tells me you've never actually had a relationship. If you're actually delusional enough to think sex fixes deep problems that were contracted at an early age then you're fucking retarded.

Dude, these people just want something to project their fantasies on to, sexual or otherwise. Asukafags just want to be the hero to a cute, broken girl who look to them as the thing saving them from their otherwise miserable lives. They don't want to put actual work into a relationship, just find some busted bitch who will love them unconditionally for providing them only the bare minimum needed for a functional relationship.
I hate Asukafags so fucking much.

Pretty much. Escapism is a hell of a drug but when you're constantly making flimsy excuses against factual statements against your waifu it's time to think some shit over.

Waifufags are lazy pieces of shit in general. They don't want a girlfriend, they want a mother.

Are you insinuating that they all have Oedipus complexes? Because those are my thoughts exactly.

I'm saying that they want someone who will love them without having to giving back to the relationship. I'm saying that they just want all of the good feelings that come with being loved, without putting in any of the work. But I'm interested in hearing your thoughts.