Ho ho ho

Fuck, dude. I want YOU!

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A tig welder.

>not being gay for other girls

Feminine Penis

a better Holla Forums

A quick death.

You could've prevented this

who are you on the swapnote thread

i know user

what do u have against Remedy?

Higher energy so I can make a ton of progress on my game.

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Do you masturbate often/sleep late?

yes

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Not that user obviously but yes
At least 10 masturbations a day and not only do i sleep late but nobody in my house lets me sleep so i haven't slept more than 4 hours a day in over a decade

Don't shoot please

Damn. Quit doing that then.

that's hot
Yet, that's fucking terrible. Why don't they let you sleep, let alone, why haven't they let you sleep in a decade. Do you have a dysfunctional family?

sick gainz

I once asked for a sega saturn

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user, do you want to play halo online with me?

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what server fgt

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i dunno if i should be impressed or sickened, do you just blow ghost loads only at this point or what

Exactly, qt girls should fucked by hoards of faceless men instead.

I want to be happy again.

bix nood

rub your cock against the gun

>>>/k/ :^)

Yeah. Basically.

Skycastle infection

I want to live a long and happy life with my waifu and have a bunch of wonderful kids together.

*teleports behind you*

Deathwing not to be shit.
It's going to be absolute shit

user words cannot possibly describe what my relatives are like, i can't come up with any word even in my native language to even start writing about how it is to live with them
Basically everyone but me has the simpsons gene times 10 and it often involves not letting me sleep for more than 2 hours in a row or arguing with a cat

as a matter of fact yes, there comes a point where when i cum nothing comes out and i just have that little spasm and nothing else

game is full
and German

You're outgunned, user!

For some reason I imagined summoning spirits from your dick.

nigga take a week off wanking, you'll appreciate it more

Santa only cums once a year so I want him to break into my home and empty his fat old man sack all over my bad slut face~~!

I wanna die.

i want two elf dickgirls, one elf loli, one elf shota, and a curvy orcifu

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HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER. I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK

Don't push me further…

He's got fucking gyno you pleb. That's a year of clean eating and lifting from fatass.

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wew

I want the AAA vidya industry to crash, make it happen santa

Anyone who doesn't post dick in this thread is gay.

If you eat an ass ton of protein(both shakes, and chicken) and hit the gym at least twice a week on a rolling basis, you'd be surprised at what (YOU) can look like.

The goal of lifting isn't about getting that look, it's about being better/stronger than you were yesterday. Ignore the fags who roid up and get droppy tits. Just like lift shit with good form.

There is also youtube for anything you don't know how to do.

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Put that down

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Hell

Checking the get

doasdign in an ebin bread :DDDD

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user, if you actually shoot your monitor this thread will reach levels of kek never before seen
please do it

Hormones and dresses.

Fuck people still play that? I need to update that shit then

let's dance cocksucker

my boyfriend to take back the presents he got me

Hey guys can I play?

Your move.

Shit meme.

Don't you fucking sexualize Santa.

thanks for humoring me, you all easily made my day

nice sinanju

Nothing.
There is nothing that I want in life any more.

Herrington has challenged Darkholme to a wrestling match.

Get hype.

a gay boyfriend to fuck senselessly.

I'm going to need a source for that, bud.

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fucking weebs, this is not real mans game

Pretty gay fam.

A BBC

YOU THINK YOU'RE A BLEEDIN ACTION MAN?

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board games.

you're not making any sense, retard

fuck didn't mean to spoiler that whatever

It would be nice if I finally got my powers up and running. Actually it would also be good if everybody suddenly got their powers too.

There are solitaire board games, user.

I'll show you a real american mans game, zealot

Just search it. It was literally a tweet.

This is the last one that I dare move.

He's gonna cum down my chimney user~!

What did you just say to me you little bitch?

I just want a fun game that isn't a grindfest and has good replay-ability.

Hopefully something immersive that isn't fucking cartoony as hell.

Gaming isn't fun to me anymore. Titles just seem like the same ol same ol. Is this the crash?

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why is he a ghost?

>>>Holla Forums

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Arby n' chief, is that you?

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Take a look at the catalog of old nes/snes games and see if any of those look good.

is that the mg or hg?

i had an HG but his fucking arm broke, it was the second kit i ever did

BIG

Filtered like the cuckchan, shitchan, cancerchan scum you are.

Are you aware someone broke your keyboard in two?

cuckchan = 4chan

Who are the rest?

They're all 4chan.

Its the MG. The kit definitely builds like its an older kit, with no polycaps and only single jointed elbows, and the colors along with part separation isn't the best, but its the MG that I'm most proud of, as it took me the most effort to get it to look at least half decent panel lining, paint in a few areas, glue to hold together parts in a kit that I think is almost a decade old at this point. Turn A is my favorite series, so I was determined to make it work somehow.

Bitch

Yes. I've gotten used to it.

fuckin weeb ass foot

Oh shit!

B-but why not just buy a new one user-kun?

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sorry, just a fan

I do own other keyboards, but I like the one that's broken in half.

How fun is this anime? I hear it's also gay.

To be bludgeoned to death.

You came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker.

why does your mom let you have two keyboards?

one for business one for pleasure

How could you like something that is broken though?

put some pants on

a quantifiable amount of time spent in MS Paint

b-back the fuck off

A reason to live

I can fully harness the powers of the metric system and use them against you any day, any time
i just measured my dick, a little over 3 inches soft with the ruler to the side

no

Xenoverse 2 or Blood Bowl 2

My nigga.

every time I start this shitheap up, I have to manually kill windows update twice or it eats up 100% of the CPU
but fuck besides that it still runs somehow

Does BB2 actually have all the races back in yet?

Tough break kid, you know what this is?

They added Necro,Undead,Norse and Nurgle but more will come out as DLC
Oy to the Vey

>>>/out/

Because it's been that way for a while and I don't want to change.

oh and I forgot Lizards and Wood Dagger ears

this fucking thread

Is it gay to want to see bara men with normal women
Or bara women with normal women
Or better yet, being the bara man in real life?

sounds like you just wanna be swole, my guy
nhentai.net/g/69140/

heres a bara x tomboy doujin on the house

I want to be financially stable to actually do things without worry about things from paycheck to paycheck. And an MMO actually worth playing again that doesn't sell out to kikery.

I want people who voted for Trump to hold him to his promises when he takes office and stop revering him like he's a god, but this is most likely the 'christmas miracle' that won't happen.

Guess I should start looking into getting /fit/.
Would it actually benefit me in any way, vidya wise? I mean I'm aware of strength, health and sex appeal benefits but I want to know if there's more to that.

you could argue that better energy levels lead to better reflexes

Why not just disable it?

Have you tried WSUS offline update? Its specifically made for stuff like this since the windows updater is a fucking pile of shit. Vista is under the legacy products tab when you run it

And the health would help you play vidya longer lifespan

I want my cat to be happy again.

anyone who wants to "get fit" is a cancerous normalfaggot who wants to impress 3DP but denies it and claims it's for health benefits. Just kill yourself my man

Gee, that sure sounds a lot like another argument I've heard on the subject of fitness.

Hey if that comes as a bonus to muscles and strength I'm fine with it.

i want my replacement gtx 1070 to arrive soon
fucking asus

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pretty sure "diet and exercise" still proves to be the safest most effective manner, and lasts as long as one keeps it up

I did. And I deleted it.

Might get on that, thanks.

Hand over the dubs!

Literally just eating slower and enjoying your food helps you lose weight. That's how easy it is. These people stuff themselves full of sugary foods because food has to be sugary for them to taste it, and then they complain that all the sugar is making them gain weight.
They want to eat food because they love eating, not because they love food.

NEVER

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wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/List_of_recommended_Windows_software

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MEATY

You cheeky fucking cunt.

I want sweet release of death

This thread and this made me think of this pic.

Just a simple little purge of the industry

Very good.

CLAUSE

A gf. Probably a shy QT one.

Shit one line OPs and shitposters to disappear from Holla Forums

You guys can still be alright sometimes.

PC/PS4 ports of Dissidia Duodecim & Badman/Badman2/NoHeroesAllowed!

**Also for Badman/Badman2 to be retranslated by anybody who inst fucking NISA

PRAISE BE

DUDE

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hggHgahagh!!!!

I just want a real anime girl.

How about a hentai girl?

Truly blessed by Kek

death

What the hell woman. You say giving cash is no fun, yet you leave me with no surprises.

More time

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this tbh

I'm pretty fucking sick of everything

This

I want something undeniably supernatural to happen or be discovered.

You'll always have meme magic user

Nah, meme magic is an interesting prospect but it's easily deniable. I specifically wish for shit that even the biggest skeptic will have to shut up about.

With the existence of meme magic it's only a matter of time, user.

You guys wanna have a three way?

No faggot, you're not even 2D.

Here, I'll get you started.

You can't fuck 2D user.
Accept your reality and move on.

For more guys to wanna do it

You know *ziiiippppp*

STAY UP ALL NIGHT Homoerotically

Global communsim.

GOLD

trumps gonna make anime real any day now

My fucking sides

Death to all the jews
And after all the jews are dead all other religious people plus atheists and agnostics who really are just atheists who pretend to be smarter than the rest

I'm a Christian, I don't celebrate Saturnalia.

If Jesus can be born on Christmas, our country can be born again on Christmas.

Try Moonlight Blade. It's a Chinese only game but there's a way to play it, it's basically a better version of Black Desert.

A fucking job so I can stop going to these job network appointments. Got an interview tomorrow. My last chance to escape and to beat the fact that the odds are stacked against me. If not, I'll just kill myself on my birthday next year. Not like this industry or the rest of my hobbies are getting better.

I already got my present.

It's not gay if it's a horse penis

Very nice

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KEK N' BLESS

i want all non-whites, women and unattractive men to die off so i can finally live in the perfect aryan utopia

A big dick in my ass

Better start with yourself then.

edgy

How big?

A BIG dick
From a BIG guy

A big guy for you?

You get fit so your body doesn't impede the mind in doing what it knows is right.

Taking cock up the ass?

I want the option of being a NEET with a comfortable steady income for the rest of my life

Impressive dubs. Have a kek.

Anyone have the edit where the cat's surrounded by guns and still doesn't give a fuck?

A game in which I can rip and tear as Venom through a Brood hive. Bonus point if Psylocke is my pet.

The time has come to be reasonable.

Nice. Got similar doujins?

Calm the fuck down okay

some of those monster designs appeared in games since that like the orcs and wolves in disgaea or harpies in zhp. i wonder if well ever get to see the rest of them.

I want 4am threads back where they belong.

*teleports and pulls out cane sword*

NOTHIN PERSONELL KIDO

I want a FiiO X3 Gen 2 and repairs for my shitty chink emulation tablet so I can go back to emulating old games on it.

You're looking pretty thirsty user. Wouldn't you want a glass of water?!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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FUCK YOU

TASTE MY WOOD FIEND

NOBODY MOVE

These people are fucking delusional. I exercised for one hour three days a week in the morning and didn't eat shit like fast food for the entire summer. I lost 20 pounds. I just started working out 12 hours a week a couple weeks ago and my fat has been melting off of me.

I started because I figure that being healthy is the first step to self-improvement. I also discovered that there was some dick beneath the fat. I've gained about an inch.

faggot.

FEUER DIE HAUPTPISTOLE

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fuck i meant kuffar

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Don't make me pull out my Springfield.

You better hold off b-bud!

I was thinking of buying myself a m.2 NVME SSD. I don't really need it, though.

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That looks like a comfy sweater.

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I can't tell what's a shitpost and what's a video game

My friends or a job.

An America free from Niggers and Kikes.

Is that a mannequin, photoshop, or surgery? It has this doll like look that while I do enjoy, I wish to know why it is.

At least make it interesting, like getting a car, and record yourself running over protesters then driving off a cliff. Also drop off the camera at a drop point so an user can pick it up and upload it to the internet.

good goy, defend my banks for me

I guess you call them rioters.

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You.

Not so fast, faggot face.

A new computer that can run vidya properly

also my current one is fucking kill ;-;

I WANT TO BE ROCK N ROLLED TO DEATH

You're pretty good

My parents offered to get me a new laptop since my old one was already 3-4 years old, and starting to show its age (it wasn't a very good one when I got it). They already gave it to me, so I don't know. I'll probably use money or shit I get to buy some of the games coming out early next year like Gravity Rush 2 and Nioh.

To lose my virginity finally or a good Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis 2, but I know that's not gonna happen

Come on man don't joke about that shit, those things are evil

I want a steady, decent job that has something to do with animation. I'm not the most skilled or the most connected, but I know somewhere out there is a job for me.

Think fast.

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If i had to choose something material i'd go with a mechanical keyboard i guess.

But the season is so much more about the comfy feels than it is about material wealth, so if I could ask for anything it would be for Holla Forums to gather in some sort of stream or game or whatever around new-year's time and just have a blast playing into the wee hours of the morning, producing memes and memories.

I know for a fact you fags can be fun sometimes, and i'd love for it to show on new-year's.

Nothing, i'm not an autistic manchild.

Heck you leatherman

Well that was all autistic

Ace Combat 7 to be just as good as the holy trinity, I swear it's all I want.

Why is your picture sideways? Explain yourself.

Slut Fighter Vagina SFM santa sluttiness

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And all this time, no one pulled out his cock or dildo out.
Mike Pence did a good job. Thank you, Trap Zap Chap.

Don't jinx it, asshole!

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Let's not escalate the situation.

Funny how I knew you were a filthy russian just by looking at your walls and coat before I saw the keyboard, zemlyak.

Mein neger.

I want love.

I like you, user.

Would you hug me? Would you give me headpats?

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real. I want to be real.

what will christmas magic bring us?

Still live with my parents because they pay me my school so I'm talking with my father about getting a gaymer PC. But we don't know shit about PCs. I tell him it's cheaper to build it yourself even though I still don't know how to do it, but that's why he's not really in the mood to do that instead of getting a shitty prebuild.

Talk him into building it with you as a father-son bonding thing and look up youtube videos on what to do.

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that game was the shit, good taste

I want to save him.
Other than that, fuck, I don't know. I'm pretty happy with the games I do have to play. Maybe something actually singleplayer for once in a millenia, like Hyper Light Drifter.

It would be really nice if I could make a friend who i can play vidya with for Christmas

you're asking for too much.

A gun, so that the next time I'm getting my holiday decorations stolen the guy won't leave with all of his gray matter.

Does it hurt, user?

Of course it does, but so does boredom. Hate playing multiplayer shit all the time, there's no closure to it, even if it has a progressin system.

what kind of bastard steals holiday decorations?

I know

only if you're cute

I can be your friend, user
But you gotta wear a skirt and let me play with you

I will fuck you right up I swear to christ

No idea. Probably one of my neighbor's kids. Two of them were rolling around in my yard and saying how this is all supposed to be some variety of "skit" just a week or two ago.

Ok I can do that!

Why do all Windowsfag desktops look the same?