Okay user, hear me up. It's been recently pushed, but there is this idea of adopting Gilda, since she's all but abandoned by Ribbit.
I want to see your yays/nays on the subject so we can drop future board 'tism shitstorms by having this issue decided. I personally don't care, as long as we redesign her into a less cancerous visage and flesh her out more. T. Drawfaggot.
Gilda in my opinion should be the underdog, she tries to find the good in almost any videogame that V or Vivian badmouth, she's the one thats still playing WoW even though everyone else is calling it shit. Not necesarily a shill just someone who has never lost her ability to look on the bright side.
Wyatt King
A fucking Holla Forums reject >>>/oven/
Owen Mitchell
No, fuck off with your reddit reject.
Jose Adams
Fuck off back to shitchan with this board-tan faggotry you cuckold king shit faggot.
Adam Howard
That design is pretty cute.
Cooper Watson
Gilda, in my headcanon, is a dumb but good willed girl. This allows her to enjoy all games, no matter how shit they are, even though she is able to recognize some obvious flaws, but that won't stop her from still playing and enjoying the game for the nice bits.
If you want to redesign her, remove or change her upvote/downvote references by either arrows to the sides, or sage references. You could even make a funny comic out of this change.
Jordan Cruz
It's "hear me out", you massive retard
Cooper Gutierrez
I will remember those.
Eli Gutierrez
Its fine as long as i can bully her
Mason Hernandez
GILDAFAG GO AWAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Hunter Robinson
See to it that you do.
Carson Martin
So in other words she is the blithe normalfag casual to Vivian's Holla Forumstarded cynic.
Michael Allen
I want to fuck Vivian, Especially blonde vivian.
Gavin Robinson
oh fug forgot to spoiler.
Grayson Powell
You have to go back, and take your shitty reddit waifu with you. >>>/reddit/
Checked
Logan Sanchez
its your daughter you fucking nigger the sjw recolor is not even worth adopting
Anthony Hernandez
so you're wanting a hardcore casual faggot that is oblivious to the utter disgrace a game can become but due to mental retardation or battered wife syndrome they keep playing the aborted fetus of a once good or okay game
Robert Moore
...
Grayson Roberts
More like a person that says "but I'm having fun, isn't that all that matters?"
Ayden Jackson
as long as the amount of disgust towards her origins are always remembered, alright, I am indifferent and anons seem to like bullying her.
Jackson Hughes
to go into depths further, if V or Vivian might point out why the game is shit, she may agree with the but still try to point out where the game succeeds. Or when the game's publishers do shady or corrupt shit, or badmouth people for having the wrong viewpoints, she may drop the game because of the bullshit. Think of it as someone who wants to see the best in people, but doesn't realize that most people are just scum.
Brody James
Don't do that.
Nolan Fisher
Sorry, Ive been here for over 4 years and I still don't know how to refrence the angry one.
Cooper Hughes
Gilda is a good idea, I like that she is retarded. I like the redesign, the previous one was made in that k-on garbage program. Then again, she was made as reddit. Upvotes and downvotes is her thing, as well as liking shit games.
Thomas Brooks
Kill yourself, you fucking retarded redditor.
Bentley Bennett
Why isn't there /k/? Guns and video games are very important and big.
Jack Adams
Fuck off with this board tan cuck shit
William Cruz
^these guys right here are correct
i say we should keep her, maybe give her a nodachi or a Holla Forums themed mohawk beanie
Brody Rogers
It's possible they just didn't bother to come up with a redesign or the board didn't give enough of a shit to try to get it included. I know /x/ has a redesign but isn't there.
Connor Long
SAGE
Jackson King
We already have vivian. Sage
Jeremiah Bennett
yes on all points
Aiden Russell
Sure you don't. That's why you created this thread about this massive non-issue no one cares about. Because you don't care about it so hard you have to try and get everyone to discuss it as if it matters. Which it doesnt. And you know this, because you don't care.
But I mean, just because no one cares (least of all you!) doesn't mean we don't have to talk about it. It impacts exactly no one at all in any way. It's a burning issue of nothing.
I've never seen someone care so little about something that they try and run a poll about the outcome. That's some real next level not caring right there.
Daniel Lewis
yes on what, the sword or the hat?
Levi Robinson
What the fuck is gilda?
Xavier Nelson
I think it's about time someone redeems this thread
Luis Price
I got a better idea OP. Kill yourself. Do us all a favor and go jump off a bridge with this bloody horseshit already - or at the very least stick to your containment thread.
Luis Carter
Nice passive-aggressive essay, faggot. Read again my post. I don't care if Holla Forums-tan adopts or drops Gilda, but i do care what other anons think about this, as it will influence future OC and shitty tan comics.
Y-you too. You don't like board related comics?
Dominic Allen
Don't ask this in a thread to get an "official statement" from Holla Forums because not only it's almost impossible to make Holla Forums agree on something, it just looks like you're subtly attention whoring. Just make your OC and if it's good we'll support you.
Logan Moore
I would if the people who fucking made them could write their way out of a fucking paper bag. Go back to /loomis/ and stay there until you can draw an actual comics-worth of good shit with some decent jokes / plot instead of abusing tans for easy pickings.
Nathaniel Peterson
How can that be when /m/ is dead?
Benjamin Wood
It should just be a rifle in a skirt that sits there, a completely inanimate non-sentient object.
The new /x/ design was shit anyways.
Joshua Carter
She can represent the faggots who use sage as a downvote, and the casuals of Overwatch threads and the like.
Carter Garcia
mark
Brody Gomez
Ah yes, just what we need, more incentive for Redditors to feel welcome here.
Colton Miller
My thought exactly.
Consider suicide, you waste of oxygen.
Juan Jenkins
tbh I never understood this meme of Gilda suddenly being good fam
William Allen
>>>/oven/ >>>/out/ >>>/back/
Dominic Peterson
Yo
Matthew Cook
MARK GET OUT
Brody Nelson
MAAAAAAAAARK
BAN EVERYTHING
NOW
except me
Cooper Brooks
No really who or what the fuck is Gilda? Some sort of reddit mascot? Why would you EVER even think about adopting a reddit mascot? Is this some masterplan to turn this place into even more like Reddit?
Ethan Hall
Say that to my face and not online and see what hexes.
Blake Martin
We should adopt Mokous instead.
Benjamin Cox
very nice
Xavier Lee
...
Jordan Smith
People want to adopt her because they like retarded lolis
Colton Moore
What the fuck happened?
Brody Barnes
Is this the lol thread?
Austin Phillips
Don't spam dubs.
Also you stole them
Justin Russell
I'm all for retarded lolis but reddit lolis? even loli can't save reddit.
mark is big fat jew and jealous of others dubs
Leo Hernandez
lol
Brody Lee
Fuck you kike I earned those dubs fair and square.
Daniel Perry
Is 3-angled-blue really dead, or did he just change his online identity?
Ryan Bennett
HE STOLE MY DUBS
David Scott
how about you suck it
Jayden Cox
That was his first post in the thread and he didn't "steal" anything. You're not funny. If you're drunk sign out and do something else.
Oliver Morgan
GAY THIEF
Bentley Young
What madman does this?
Blake Foster
reminder that japanese garfield is shit
Jason Torres
Disqualified.
Eli Lewis
You didn't even post anywhere fucking near his post. You didn't call for dubs in the entire thread. Put the alcohol down and get the fuck off the board until you're sober.
Owen Lewis
No, Umaru is more like Japanese Big Bang Theory. Of course we already have that, since /a/ loves to cream their pants over it, pic related
Luke Diaz
I'd be okay with Gilda if she's treated so badly that the Ouia-tan can look at her and think "Wow, and I thought I had it bad".
I'd also like for her to look at games good things instead of focusing on the worst. Sometimes, Holla Forums needs that. But they'll never admit it, don't even try.
Jaxson Williams
BYZANTIUM
Jordan Perry
Isn't it funny people who use sage as some kinda free-shitpost pass proceed to cry about Reddit even though they're using a blue name as a downvote?
Isaac Allen
O-o
Jackson Roberts
Jojo is Japanese Big Bang Theory.
Luke Phillips
Is this some kind of meme?
Grayson Butler
Nice meme. Are you fags at IRC still butthurt that your campaign to get other boards to hate Kill la Kill failed?
Jaxson Rodriguez
I thought /a/ had shitty taste and liked KLK while other boards hated it.
Colton Thompson
No idea what you're talking about, but a lot of people do hate KLK. A lot of plebs hate Trigger in general.
Anthony Barnes
more porns = more good
I always liked the board-tans, actually, but i'm not a drawfag so all i can do is repost.
Andrew Cox
This thread is fun in too many ways.
Alexander Taylor
...
Luke Cox
Gilda is good for bullying
Liam Rodriguez
...
Parker Sanchez
Not a good idea
She is the opposite of Vivian the opposite of us She was made by giving money to create a character that represent their interest, it didnt work as you might remember
By making her actually interesting you could make the pet that holds, all those veiw points that harms the game industry, stonger
The recolored version of vivian just proves how usseless they are
We cannot just hand something useful just because our dicks command more girls
Aiden Lewis
souce of the second image? tried google, tineye, etc and nothing
Jacob Smith
But user, Vivian had the exact same origins. Also I don't recall that blonde Vivian recolor being made by Redditors, just assmad Tumblrites.-
Lincoln Wilson
going by the CONleaks, she was made as a joke by SJWIlluminati or whatever his username on twitter.
Christopher Torres
When will that faggot brother of hers save her from the menace of himouto?
Gavin Nelson
I think I finally understand the Nazi's desire to throw your kind into ovens.
Nathan Gutierrez
Onii-san isn't actually Umaru's brother.
Carson Martinez
they can bone, then?
Wyatt Barnes
Gay. And not the good kind.
Carter Walker
...
Dominic Butler
Why would you want your dick anywhere near that Thing.
Lucas Sullivan
if girls aren't doing gay things at eachother then what are they good for?
Zachary Edwards
to dick some sense into her
t.mark
James Hughes
You wouldn't fuck it in hamster form? What are you gay?
that's the spirit!
Liam Martin
...
Jeremiah Bell
I'm not into bestiality, Mark, but since you're a jew I can see why you're into it.
Zachary Price
...
Dominic Sanchez
...
Connor Jones
I used to wonder if Holla Forums hated Umaru because they were jealous of her life, but then I found out she's a literal fucking drain on society.
John Martinez
and isnt punished for it which is why people are more tolerant of tomoko
Gabriel Parker
Umaru is a literally just a mary sue version of Konata who herself is an otaku Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Everyone adores her, and anyone who doesn't is painted as being jealous.
Grayson Fisher
Umaru is fucking disgusting, I hope Onii-san marries Ebina and they move into the countryside, leaving Umaru living alone, unable to take care of herself, lying in a puddle of her own piss and shit, leading to her dropping out of school, selling her consoles just to survive and ultimately her own body as well.
Samuel Gonzalez
what if she gets into a lesbo relationship with tomoko instead
Josiah Hernandez
Hello newfriend.
Wyatt Lee
never been in Holla Forums threads discussing umaru really
Jonathan Williams
are you on meds lately? not only do you shit up threads, you come to the aid when the cancer of this board is crying for it
Justin Lopez
you're a terrible influence on her, Holla Forums
Leo Wood
It's not that memorable
Brandon Carter
That's some stale pasta tbh famalama dingdong
Nathaniel Collins
One thing I've noticed is that all the board-tans we have are migrants from 4chan, while Holla Forums-native characters are mascots. Vivian and Gilda are exceptions, since they existed before the exoduses(and blonde Vivian was adopted from SJWs), but you got Polina, Christ-Chan, that monster girl one, and the MLP board has like three characters and so does Holla Forums, but fuck Holla Forums. That said, we have nothing based on the other legacy boards like /a/, /k/, /fit/ nor do we have anything based on the not as dead boards like /cow/, /bane/, Holla Forums, or /newsplus /etc. Is it the nature of Holla Forums to lack board-tans as personifications, but have thematic mascot children instead?
Xavier Johnson
user, I'm pretty sure 8/a/ has its own board-tan.
Levi Wood
why does she need to be redesigned? leave her as her silly hatted loli self. that might be because we already "adopted" her
Kayden Jenkins
/cow/ has a mascot in real life, it's called Chris-chan.
Jace White
we do have other board-tans made on purpose for here though, they just dont get much use as boards are made. Ammit-chan isn't named /monster/ but she's fully intended to be /monster/'s board-tan; /a/ has the ojou-s/a/ma; etc. they just really don't get much use.
Jaxon Rogers
Video games
Nathaniel Allen
Personally I think most tans have a bad rep ever since goobers started claiming them and associating something like Vivian with themselves rather than GG
Now whenever I see art of Viv or Gilda I can't help but think of the shitty Goober threads and retards like Val and Marche and the people who enable them, it sucks
(you)
Thomas Jones
Holla Forums has multiple board mascots? i only know of that french puppy dog. that one is cute
Connor Butler
I'm pretty sure it's a cat.
Cooper Hernandez
no way, cats are lame and i wanna pet this girl
Lincoln Scott
Holla Forums's board-tan is Alunya only. They use Rodina, who's a character from imageboard, as a sidekick for her. All the other catgirls are like expanded cast and the result of a couple drawfags going wild, but they're not meant to be board tans or mascots.
Owen Young
sorry, meant "who's a character from another imageboard"
Angel Lopez
my hand tingles with an anticipation that will never be met.
You will never get a nursing handjob from a loving ara while archiving everything.
Joseph Thomas
Danielle is best girl
Elijah Martinez
I want to fuck Gilda like in those Shindol doujins until she gets so much brain damage she enters a comma, then use that to turn her into my literal onahole.
Isaiah Rogers
>>>/gamergatehq/ >>>/oven/
Kevin Mitchell
No need to sage; the thread was bumplocked a while ago.