Board-tan autism prime hour

Okay user, hear me up.
It's been recently pushed, but there is this idea of adopting Gilda, since she's all but abandoned by Ribbit.

I want to see your yays/nays on the subject so we can drop future board 'tism shitstorms by having this issue decided. I personally don't care, as long as we redesign her into a less cancerous visage and flesh her out more.
T. Drawfaggot.

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Gilda in my opinion should be the underdog, she tries to find the good in almost any videogame that V or Vivian badmouth, she's the one thats still playing WoW even though everyone else is calling it shit. Not necesarily a shill just someone who has never lost her ability to look on the bright side.

A fucking Holla Forums reject
>>>/oven/

No, fuck off with your reddit reject.

Fuck off back to shitchan with this board-tan faggotry you cuckold king shit faggot.

That design is pretty cute.

Gilda, in my headcanon, is a dumb but good willed girl. This allows her to enjoy all games, no matter how shit they are, even though she is able to recognize some obvious flaws, but that won't stop her from still playing and enjoying the game for the nice bits.

If you want to redesign her, remove or change her upvote/downvote references by either arrows to the sides, or sage references. You could even make a funny comic out of this change.

It's "hear me out", you massive retard

I will remember those.

Its fine as long as i can bully her

GILDAFAG GO AWAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

See to it that you do.

So in other words she is the blithe normalfag casual to Vivian's Holla Forumstarded cynic.

I want to fuck Vivian, Especially blonde vivian.

oh fug forgot to spoiler.

You have to go back, and take your shitty reddit waifu with you.
>>>/reddit/

Checked

its your daughter you fucking nigger
the sjw recolor is not even worth adopting

so you're wanting a hardcore casual faggot that is oblivious to the utter disgrace a game can become but due to mental retardation or battered wife syndrome they keep playing the aborted fetus of a once good or okay game

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More like a person that says "but I'm having fun, isn't that all that matters?"

as long as the amount of disgust towards her origins are always remembered, alright, I am indifferent and anons seem to like bullying her.

to go into depths further, if V or Vivian might point out why the game is shit, she may agree with the but still try to point out where the game succeeds. Or when the game's publishers do shady or corrupt shit, or badmouth people for having the wrong viewpoints, she may drop the game because of the bullshit. Think of it as someone who wants to see the best in people, but doesn't realize that most people are just scum.

Don't do that.

Sorry, Ive been here for over 4 years and I still don't know how to refrence the angry one.

Gilda is a good idea, I like that she is retarded.
I like the redesign, the previous one was made in that k-on garbage program.
Then again, she was made as reddit. Upvotes and downvotes is her thing, as well as liking shit games.

Kill yourself, you fucking retarded redditor.

Why isn't there /k/? Guns and video games are very important and big.

Fuck off with this board tan cuck shit

^these guys right here are correct

i say we should keep her, maybe give her a nodachi or a Holla Forums themed mohawk beanie

It's possible they just didn't bother to come up with a redesign or the board didn't give enough of a shit to try to get it included. I know /x/ has a redesign but isn't there.

SAGE

We already have vivian. Sage

yes on all points

Sure you don't. That's why you created this thread about this massive non-issue no one cares about. Because you don't care about it so hard you have to try and get everyone to discuss it as if it matters. Which it doesnt. And you know this, because you don't care.

But I mean, just because no one cares (least of all you!) doesn't mean we don't have to talk about it. It impacts exactly no one at all in any way. It's a burning issue of nothing.

I've never seen someone care so little about something that they try and run a poll about the outcome. That's some real next level not caring right there.

yes on what, the sword or the hat?

What the fuck is gilda?

I think it's about time someone redeems this thread

I got a better idea OP. Kill yourself. Do us all a favor and go jump off a bridge with this bloody horseshit already - or at the very least stick to your containment thread.

Nice passive-aggressive essay, faggot.
Read again my post. I don't care if Holla Forums-tan adopts or drops Gilda, but i do care what other anons think about this, as it will influence future OC and shitty tan comics.


Y-you too. You don't like board related comics?

Don't ask this in a thread to get an "official statement" from Holla Forums because not only it's almost impossible to make Holla Forums agree on something, it just looks like you're subtly attention whoring. Just make your OC and if it's good we'll support you.

I would if the people who fucking made them could write their way out of a fucking paper bag. Go back to /loomis/ and stay there until you can draw an actual comics-worth of good shit with some decent jokes / plot instead of abusing tans for easy pickings.

How can that be when /m/ is dead?

It should just be a rifle in a skirt that sits there, a completely inanimate non-sentient object.


The new /x/ design was shit anyways.

She can represent the faggots who use sage as a downvote, and the casuals of Overwatch threads and the like.

mark

Ah yes, just what we need, more incentive for Redditors to feel welcome here.

My thought exactly.


Consider suicide, you waste of oxygen.

tbh I never understood this meme of Gilda suddenly being good fam

>>>/oven/
>>>/out/
>>>/back/

Yo

MARK GET OUT

MAAAAAAAAARK

BAN EVERYTHING

NOW

except me

No really who or what the fuck is Gilda? Some sort of reddit mascot? Why would you EVER even think about adopting a reddit mascot? Is this some masterplan to turn this place into even more like Reddit?

Say that to my face and not online and see what hexes.

We should adopt Mokous instead.

very nice

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People want to adopt her because they like retarded lolis

What the fuck happened?

Is this the lol thread?

Don't spam dubs.

Also you stole them

I'm all for retarded lolis but reddit lolis? even loli can't save reddit.


mark is big fat jew and jealous of others dubs

lol

Fuck you kike I earned those dubs fair and square.

Is 3-angled-blue really dead, or did he just change his online identity?

HE STOLE MY DUBS

how about you suck it

That was his first post in the thread and he didn't "steal" anything.
You're not funny. If you're drunk sign out and do something else.

GAY THIEF

What madman does this?

reminder that japanese garfield is shit

Disqualified.

You didn't even post anywhere fucking near his post.
You didn't call for dubs in the entire thread.
Put the alcohol down and get the fuck off the board until you're sober.

No, Umaru is more like Japanese Big Bang Theory.
Of course we already have that, since /a/ loves to cream their pants over it, pic related

I'd be okay with Gilda if she's treated so badly that the Ouia-tan can look at her and think "Wow, and I thought I had it bad".

I'd also like for her to look at games good things instead of focusing on the worst. Sometimes, Holla Forums needs that.
But they'll never admit it, don't even try.

BYZANTIUM

Isn't it funny people who use sage as some kinda free-shitpost pass proceed to cry about Reddit even though they're using a blue name as a downvote?

O-o

Jojo is Japanese Big Bang Theory.

Is this some kind of meme?

Nice meme. Are you fags at IRC still butthurt that your campaign to get other boards to hate Kill la Kill failed?

I thought /a/ had shitty taste and liked KLK while other boards hated it.

No idea what you're talking about, but a lot of people do hate KLK. A lot of plebs hate Trigger in general.

more porns = more good

I always liked the board-tans, actually, but i'm not a drawfag so all i can do is repost.

This thread is fun in too many ways.

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Gilda is good for bullying

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Not a good idea

She is the opposite of Vivian the opposite of us
She was made by giving money to create a character that represent their interest, it didnt work as you might remember

By making her actually interesting you could make the pet that holds, all those veiw points that harms the game industry, stonger

The recolored version of vivian just proves how usseless they are

We cannot just hand something useful just because our dicks command more girls

souce of the second image? tried google, tineye, etc and nothing

But user, Vivian had the exact same origins. Also I don't recall that blonde Vivian recolor being made by Redditors, just assmad Tumblrites.-

going by the CONleaks, she was made as a joke by SJWIlluminati or whatever his username on twitter.

When will that faggot brother of hers save her from the menace of himouto?

I think I finally understand the Nazi's desire to throw your kind into ovens.

Onii-san isn't actually Umaru's brother.

they can bone, then?

Gay. And not the good kind.

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Why would you want your dick anywhere near that Thing.

if girls aren't doing gay things at eachother then what are they good for?

to dick some sense into her

t.mark

You wouldn't fuck it in hamster form? What are you gay?


that's the spirit!

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I'm not into bestiality, Mark, but since you're a jew I can see why you're into it.

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I used to wonder if Holla Forums hated Umaru because they were jealous of her life, but then I found out she's a literal fucking drain on society.

and isnt punished for it
which is why people are more tolerant of tomoko

Umaru is a literally just a mary sue version of Konata who herself is an otaku Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. Everyone adores her, and anyone who doesn't is painted as being jealous.

Umaru is fucking disgusting, I hope Onii-san marries Ebina and they move into the countryside, leaving Umaru living alone, unable to take care of herself, lying in a puddle of her own piss and shit, leading to her dropping out of school, selling her consoles just to survive and ultimately her own body as well.

what if she gets into a lesbo relationship with tomoko instead

Hello newfriend.

never been in Holla Forums threads discussing umaru really

are you on meds lately?
not only do you shit up threads, you come to the aid when the cancer of this board is crying for it

you're a terrible influence on her, Holla Forums

It's not that memorable

That's some stale pasta tbh famalama dingdong

One thing I've noticed is that all the board-tans we have are migrants from 4chan, while Holla Forums-native characters are mascots. Vivian and Gilda are exceptions, since they existed before the exoduses(and blonde Vivian was adopted from SJWs), but you got Polina, Christ-Chan, that monster girl one, and the MLP board has like three characters and so does Holla Forums, but fuck Holla Forums. That said, we have nothing based on the other legacy boards like /a/, /k/, /fit/ nor do we have anything based on the not as dead boards like /cow/, /bane/, Holla Forums, or /newsplus /etc. Is it the nature of Holla Forums to lack board-tans as personifications, but have thematic mascot children instead?

user, I'm pretty sure 8/a/ has its own board-tan.

why does she need to be redesigned? leave her as her silly hatted loli self.
that might be because we already "adopted" her

/cow/ has a mascot in real life, it's called Chris-chan.

we do have other board-tans made on purpose for here though, they just dont get much use as boards are made. Ammit-chan isn't named /monster/ but she's fully intended to be /monster/'s board-tan; /a/ has the ojou-s/a/ma; etc. they just really don't get much use.

Video games

Personally I think most tans have a bad rep ever since goobers started claiming them and associating something like Vivian with themselves rather than GG

Now whenever I see art of Viv or Gilda I can't help but think of the shitty Goober threads and retards like Val and Marche and the people who enable them, it sucks


(you)

Holla Forums has multiple board mascots? i only know of that french puppy dog. that one is cute

I'm pretty sure it's a cat.

no way, cats are lame and i wanna pet this girl

Holla Forums's board-tan is Alunya only. They use Rodina, who's a character from imageboard, as a sidekick for her. All the other catgirls are like expanded cast and the result of a couple drawfags going wild, but they're not meant to be board tans or mascots.

sorry, meant "who's a character from another imageboard"

my hand tingles with an anticipation that will never be met.

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You will never get a nursing handjob from a loving ara while archiving everything.

Danielle is best girl

I want to fuck Gilda like in those Shindol doujins until she gets so much brain damage she enters a comma, then use that to turn her into my literal onahole.

>>>/gamergatehq/
>>>/oven/

No need to sage; the thread was bumplocked a while ago.

Here, have a comic series to soothe your anus.