My grandma's toucan

That bird looks fucking pissed.

Toucannon is pretty good. It's beak heats up and changes colour as it does it's attacks.it has a signature move that functions like Sky Attack, but it burns anything that touches it while it's charging.
It could be that GF took the whole "new Pokemon are just Digimon, we need simple designs" thing to heart and made a few basic mons

Have a shitty Tapu Lel

I prefer the "lazy" designs of gen1 pokemon a thousand times over abominations like pic related

Someone needs to make a new greentext story for that evo

This is beginning to get into Dragon Quest territory.

It's pretty lewd as it is but the pokemons backstory just makes it more lewd.

You'd be pissed too if your trainer made you fire mini-canonballs out of your mouth.

It's actually better than Sky Attack because it hits in the same turn.

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90% of the Pokémon Sun/Moon are beyond pathetic.

The keys aren't new in Sun/Moon.
If you're going to bitch about pokemon designs, at least get your gens right.

you misspelled metal as fuck

Its like you hate fun

You're right. I should better say that 90% of the Pokémon that came after, let's say Gen3, look like shit.

What even is that? It looks like on of those old-fashioned metal army buildings. Except with teeth and horns. An army building with teeth and horns.

The only ones that look stupid as fuck are klefki and comfey, they're like a kawaii magnetone.

Just bah.

There's nothing wrong with pokemon resembling animals. Many of the good old designs looked a lot like realistic animals. If anything, they need to stop making all these fucking things that are random shapes with random color patterns on them and animu eyes. Salandit is an example of a new mon that looks pretty good. It actually looks and usually moves like a lizard and not some random blob of colors. Salazzle is ok, though the fact that it's basically a humanoid lizard and scalie bait doesn't do it any favors. Would have been nice if there was a male version that didn't look humanoid.

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What the fuck is this even supposed to be? A mosquito on steroids?

That's one of my favorite designs, to be honest.

It is a bug that is also a battery. The eyes are charge indicators.

It looks like a robot Eggman would make.

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CHAO POKEMON WHEN!?

We already have a fairy type, it's only a matter of time now anons.

Oh fuck I remember when they posted that. It was for Salandite. I hope the same guy who draw that one also drew one for Salazzle.

Hmm ok, at least it makes way more sense than this.

How come I can remember all the type-matcups from red/blue after 20 fucking years of not touching a Pokemon game. However the like 3 new-types and any changes just cannot stick in my head at all.

The Klekfi isn't sun and moon, but I agree it is beyond shit. I'd rather have my neighbor's toucan over that piece of shit and those other two.

At out of place as the design is, it at least looks good compared to the other UBs. And it got a good name (also unlike most UBs).

What the hell is wrong with its neck?

Ahhhh. I love how eclectic it looks
I usually shit all over the new mons, but the ultra beasts look so damn rad.

It reminds me of pic related.

You get used to it eventually, user.

What ISN'T wrong with its neck.

Guzzlord

OK now that's just Ultima.

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Just realized something. The UBs and wormhole stuff could be a reference to Gen 1 and it's glitch pokemon. Both involve fucking with the universe and both result in weird fuckups that barely look like pokemon but can still be used in battle. Some of them even have massively biased stats, like how Missingno has a fuckton of attack and shitty everything else.

Ultrabeasts are supposed to be Lovecraftian abominations of the Pokemon World. They are supposed to look overdesigned and wrong, because they are from another reality.

Yes. It is very disgusting to look at. Just like Electrode. Now I hate both equally.

That was one of the worst, most disgusting episode of SpongeBob I'd ever seen. I still wonder what the devil the writers and especially the animators were thinking.

Like the anime version of this guy

They wanted to make sure everyone knew Spongebob was truly irredeemable garbage and a hollow shell of its former self.

What if Missingno is the ultimate ULTRA BEAST.

UB-10 ENIGMA

I fucking love how morbid and fucked the designs look. It reminds me Yang Xueguo's artstyle, which is inspired by Besinksi

The guy quit after Hillenburg came back, so no need to worry. The disgusting episodes are fascinating in a really, really gross lovecraftian way.

Is it on YT? You have a Webm or something?

I actually kinda like the toucan, but then I also like the look of real toucans.
Comparing it to the likes of fucking voltorb/electrode is going a bit far though, I'd have compared it to something like Ratata.

It's a normal fucking toucan. Do you really find toucan's disgusting?

I like this guy.
Named mine "Zikão".

I love how fucking angry it looks, all of the goddamn time.

And it's not, like, Primape angry. It's got that "old man from 'nam who hates the world" kinda angry.

No. I find temperamental and angry creatures who try to pretend to be toucans with no originality of their own to be disgusting.

There are many different Toucans but they are all wonderful. That last one is an ancap.

Awful Spongebob thread?

I like it, it gave me a gen one/two vibe.
Pokemon try so hard to stand out, and makes them look like shit sometimes. This pokemon was a nice change of pace.

Postthe ancap balls.

Yes.
The guy who did that also worked on Uncle Grandpa

Hey, guys. Remember me?

Better than the shit Poke toucan.

No. This is an EEnE thread.

That would be too cool and smart for them to have considered it.

Are you SURE about that?

TO HELL WITH YOU NIGGER

No wonder cartoons are going to shit.

Wait, that's from a real episode? It's not just some shitty meme? Holy fuck, that is fucking awful

Spongebob died after Season 3. Fuck this gay earth.

>>>Holla Forums

I'm sorry.

post it

>>>/cock/

There are two, one by sugar and another by molisse, do I do it? I can't believe these bitches work at CN.

I hate that I looked this up for you fags.

I'm gonna really regret saying this, but someone post the one with squidward stubbing his toe.

They should have just given it the ability to "rotate" its beak colors around as a dazzling type of attack or something. Boom. There.

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It's not really stunning so much as… Scraping. Or peeling.

Thanks, laughing my ass off right now. Back when Spongebob really had this autistic undertone.

Is your grandma really also your mom?

Because they want what they think is "trending" and what they end up hiring is hipster faggots with a smug aura of pretentiousness which they confuse for talent.

Problem solved.

My mom doesn't have a toucan.

Isn't there the shiny version or whatever of it like a pride flag?

Just check that spoiler checkbox and you're safe, just do it.

WAIT!
Squids have toenails?!
Does that mean that they have toes?!

post what? I'm scared.

tumblr.com/search/shiny toucannon

Well fuck.

Who is this tranny?

Isn't this ep only like 2 years old?

That's fucking awful, we need to make Animation Great Again.

Gimme a sec.

Not gonna lie, I enjoyed this. I hate new Spongebob mostly because the writers don't know how to be humorous without being edgy and contrarian. This episode made me smile because it reminded me of better show "Misadventures of Flapjack" in that it isn't contrarian and not doing edgy design for the sake of shallow attempt at grabbing laughs but because they want to go all the way with freaky designs.

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Did it stop having one?

Just some drawings made by people currently making shows in CN.

Rebecca Sugar and Raven Molisse used to draw some extreme shit when working on EEnE (Yes, your favorite show has had writing and storyboarding done by them), unfortunately, a lot of their work has been taken down/lost forever.

cartoonbrew.com/animators/rebecca-sugar-4363.html

That show was the shit.

These people just because it has a couple of similar colours doesn't mean it's a statement. Especially since the game is made in Japan I don't even think they have pride colours there.

Is yuri feet the counterpart to yaoi hands?

Oh god what the fuck are those.

Don't know, haven't seen it in a long time and don't intend to watch it ever again. But when I remember correctly, I really enjoyed how autistic, in a good way, Spongebob was in it's early seasons.

Wow.

They don't have them in Japan. These tumblrfucks just forgot about the color wheel. Regardless, I actually like it with a purple beak. Looks more fancy that way.

So… Spongebob Video Game thread when?

I guess in some way, this is very encouraging to hentai artists. If someone that made yuri out of characters from a well known cartoon studio somehow got a job from said studio, then the sky's the limit.

It was like Courage the Cowardly Dog and Ren and Stimpy had a baby and I loved it.

What is this world coming to, like seriously, Bi-pride?

Its so cringy its hilarious.

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How lovely.

Gen 5 was a mistake.

Don't forget to add Dugtrio to your roster.

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These people really see whatever they want to see.
They deserve death.

Flapjack at least made me laugh, and had the overall tone for it. SpongeBob isn't that kind if show. Also remember this?

That first one is some hardcore shit. Who the fuck is Jay?

This a Flapjack thread now too?

People will be proud of anything to give themselves a sense of self-gratification.

They have no real purpose, by doing this, they are oversaturating the medium, while also outing themselves as an anomaly, thus, making themselves look like freaks, instead of normalizing their sexuality.

Yeah how could someone on the other side of the world possible put together 4 colours in a gradient formation and not have it mean the bird is gay. "Turn it to goo" and a female only pokemon evolving into a form with thigh-high boots after learning stomp though those are merely coincidences. Nothing beats 8-4 shit-talking the localization though because it's too boring and the text has too many references to sex and death.

It's supposed to be a reference to the story of the Bamboo Cutter, with the arms referencing the bamboo stalks the moon princess was found in and the whole Rocket imagery being because she was an AYYLMAO

Meanwhile I would like to add that the UBs look a lot better in motion, like this little papercraft samurai

NOW

All breedable pokemon only breed with the opposite gender, and within the same egg type, aside from Ditto. Pokemon is as hetero as it gets.
Cryogonal learns Attract despite being genderless. If they were smart they could have a team of that.

you don't understand, that is the problem. I wouldn't mind the gays if they didn't have gay pride and didn't try to shove down everyone's throat that it is something to be proud of and encouraged. If they would just stay in the closet except to close friends and family, I wouldn't care who they fuck or marry, but this incessant need for acceptance and promotion of their sexuality is fucking absurd.

Fuck that thing fills me with disappointment. It needed so much more love from Gamefreak.

Monitor lizards are the most smug looking animals on the planet. They even walk like sleazy motherfuckers. I was so damn disappointed with Salazzle when it got leaked. All the smugness of Salandit, gone. Now the damn thing just has fuck me eyes.
At least sceptile captured the smugness. Sceptile remains best lizardbro in pokemon.

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That's what I meant! I probably fucked up my spelling and made a typo.

What?

Oh my fuck

I was just thinking about posting that vid! Thanks user.

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Does a genderless pokemon using attract do anything?

Nope.

On the last episode of 8-4's podcast they shit on the pokemon dialogue because it just translates what the japanese says and doesn't add in any sick "jokes" or maymays. Then they got all huffy because a lot of the text comes off weirdly sexual like when Mallow is cooking. Or is really dark like how Drifloon's pokedex entry talking about spiriting away children.

Well, good job Game Freak.

yes Capt'n

Wow, 8/v/ is full of newfags, imagine that.

I don't browse Holla Forums you dumb nigger.

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What does Z-Attract do, then?

This is drawn by Rebecca Sugar, creator of Steven Universe and one of the main writers and storyboarders from Ed, Edd & Eddy.

Her friends also drew smut of them, as stated before.
There was more, but as I said, it's been long deleted now.

berkolounger.livejournal.com/179008.html
This is Rebecca's old blog, that has now been deleted.
If you can dig up old info, that would horrible/great.

So, they're salty leftie's/SJW's or what?

A lot of anons don't spend every waking moment researching what other people are/might be doing, user.

Hapu is so cute

I wanna get fugged by Lycanroc-Day.

How about we talk about good cartoons? I watched this movie as a kid and I've had at least one reptile ever since.

Fucking nice quads

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+10 defense doesn't really go too far, does it? At least it's useful in-game in black & white.

And they wonder why everybody hates them.

link?

I’LL ALSO GIVE YOUR TOUCANS THREE CANS OF PECANS.

do they, though?

This hasn't been news in over 4 years, user, quit trying to act like it's revealing information. Everybody who isn't a retarded newfag knew about this shit. Also enjoy your ban for dragging garbage into this thread.

That was faults and geology, faggot

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It’s a fucking canon shota harem.

Stop

I've casually seen a few episodes of Flapjack and the humor really wasn't doing it for me. Am I supposed to go in with a certain mindset?

I don't either and yet I knew about it years ago. Fuck off newfag.

I'm so sorry I offended you by not browsing the same threads you do, nigger faggot. And sage isn't a downvote.

“We, the creators, want to end the show, but Nickelodeon won’t let us. So we’ve decided to make increasingly shitty content to see if the censors will finally stop it from being aired, but Nickelodeon always pays them off.”

Seriously.

Yes, and you can get into that mindset by bashing your head against a brick wall.

No shit sage isn't a downvote, I'm not replying on topic, why would I bump the thread? You're the one who should be saging with your off topic newfaggoty posts.

Well of course remember when the game was announced and everyone said not to let Treehouse localize it? Then the pokemon company immediately responded and said no they are going to localize it themselves like every pokemon game. Kotaku even wrote an article about how it was disgusting that it was news. Pokemon has now become Nintendo's best-selling game in the west in years and nobody the conversation isn't plagued with people complaining about censorship funny how that happened.

nichegamer.com/2016/02/26/rest-easy-the-pokemon-company-is-localizing-pokemon-sun-and-moon/

Here's the whole podcast they talk about it throughout though don't know if you wanna listen to the whole thing.

hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/5/7/e/57e443c88f3550c9/8-4Play_169_161125.mp3?c_id=13433209&expiration=1480397525&hwt=1b624e035fd0432c5a0dc705cc949a0b

It's unusually in-your-face about being lewd.

Even in the anime, you have Meowth chasing images of a Glaceon, Gardevoir, and Lopunny.
I'm 90% sure Gamefreak knows the furfags/zoofags/xenofags/whatever the fuckfags are interested in the fanservice, and they're just running wild with it.

Thanks, user. I'll make sure to do that next time before watching.

It's a fucking toucan. What is there to make better about toucans? That's right, nothing.

Thread hasn't been on topic since the spongebob post, and I like where it's going.

Except TCPi has been censoring the games since day one when they were Pokemon USA, faggot.

Not really shota the males don't evolve so it doesn't mean they're all children.

Anyone remember this episode? You think this would still be censored in our current year with all this trans-agenda pushing?

I didn't post a reaction pic because it's gross, I posted it because the people who drew them work at fucking CN.

Probably, because its played off as the joke it is, rather than a "deep and emotional journey" Like SU.

Which proves your newfaggotry or just plain stupidity if you didn't know that before. Get the fuck out.

Or, in this case, actually fucking helped MAKE the show they're drawing porn of and that I grew up watching. I feel disgusted and strangely betrayed.

You don't need to justify yourself or prove your worth to anybody here you filthy newfag scum.

Well I'm talking only about Moon/Sun which is the only Pokémon game put out since everyone started complaining to Nintendo about this stuff. Unless Moon/Sun has something I haven't heard anything yet. Even with Pokémon the only things that come to mind are changing Jinx's face to purple and erasing the line about how people used to marry pokémon in ancient times.

I don't even play for the Pokemon anymore. Every gen the waifus get better and better and better.

Okay?

So you've never watched any anime or manga before or something? Are you this much of a newfag?

Maybe casuals who only ever cared about Waifu Emblem and Xenoshit, maybe. I've been complaining about it for years. Needless dialogue changes, putting in memes (remember Nob's goon filled D/P writing?), censorship of things as benign as winks and swimmers wearing speedos, as if kids have never watched the summer Olympics before. Also what good is complaining to Nintendo when TCPi does it?

It's been an easily passed around fact for years now, newfag, and you full fucking well know how stupid off topic factoids pass around boards.

Pokegirls really are the best part of Pokemon

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You know, something is missing…
It ain't Ed, Edd, n Eddy with Ed if you know what I mean…

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Just mean more that people organized to make a big stink about it. People have always complained about localization it's why there are so many re-translation patches over the years for games that have already been localized officially. Just that it was never very loud and really only discovered long after the game already made all of it's sales.

They fucking know people are gonna draw porn.
In this Gen almost every important NPC is female and generic ones are all great.

Why don't you just get a life then and quit being such a fucking sperg then? You sound like an autistic NEET that gets mad at others for not knowing every single waking fact with vivid memory and sharp detail. You reek of halfchan by throwing the word "newfag" around constantly as if it actually means something.
Kill Yourself. You won't be missed.

It's a "kids" show, of course it's gonna get censored.

Interesting. Thank you user.

It doesn't do anything if a genderless pokemon has it I think.

You do realize even your grandma knows how to suck a dick. Did you think all artists draw Barbie anatomy?

I think that's one of the few things everyone here can unanimously agree on. Also fuck you for posting that shit.

I want that book.

I remember a Hiker in Sun saying his body was ready for something, that and boy vaguely refencing shorts.
That's pretty tame in my opinion.

I know other people draw porn of their own shows, but I always felt like my childhood shows were contained in this bubble of innocence. It's stupid, but that's how it is.
According to you, I'm too new to know this.

God damn, you really are new.

All I'm trying to say is, drawing porn of your own, ostensibly innocent, characters feels like a grave sin to me. Like wanting to stick your cock in your own daughter, or something. I can't explain it well because I haven't given it any logical thought until now.

Shhhhhhhhhh just let it go

That's because there is no logical thought and you're an autistic newfag.

Ken Levine please go.

Hey hold up just a moment!
While you guys were making sponge boy jokes and jokes about sockhead making sweet love to pipsqueek, we talked about how UBs are these Cthulu monsters or something. How can you explain Cosmog and the Sun Lion and Moon Bat it can evolve into? They are Ultra Beasts too, right? And did you notice that all the other Ultra Beasts are anthropomophic?

P.S. POKEMON COMPANY, Y U NO DARK/BUG COCKROACH?!?!?!

Cockroach would be an absolutely fucking nightmare to psychic types.

THIS JUST IN
every pokemon generation found to have some bird pokemon that are kind of really fuckin basic

They work for the mercenary.

Da boi?

What is it with you pretentious Holla Forumsfags getting butthurt over the rest of the world not knowing obscure factoids of lewdness in cartoons?

The more lizard pokemanz the better.