Final Fantasy 15 is tomrrow

That's just fucking great

Everyone dies, the villain is a fop who has no real motivation, the final boss fight is a blurry mess where you fly around a city street while standing and magical swords spiral all over the place.

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Don't forget the "I was Shiva all along, bamboozled again :^)" part.
And QTE.

Don't forget that the final boss is also a QTE

Had more people accepted him into their heart he could have made this game the greatest thing that ever was and will be.

Are you fucking kidding!?

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Don't check me. I don't deserve it.

checked again

Nice

Checkin' those Hexes for 'fuck QTEs'.

Noice.

No. Also, watch this hawt mess. This is one of the worst "games" I've seen a "major" studio put out in a damn while.

I wish…
Worst part is it won't bomb and normalfag will eat it up and praise it as a masterpiece.
I think we're about to witness a second Skyrim that will further sink the industry down the sewers.
Are you ready lads?

What about all of the crap Activison, EA and Ubisoft put out? Although I've heard good things about titanfall 2 from a friend, could be baiting me though.

Normalfags will hype this as the best JRPG while JPRGS that are good will be ignored.

I will say that the idea of fighting giant summons is cool, but the way they're executing it really sucks.

The remake of 7 is going to be awful too, isn't it?

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Wait they are remaking seven?

Oh yeah.
Any difference from XV it might have had will be erased since XV is going to be such an huge success and sqenix will think that's what people want.

3 friends of mine who did.

Yes

yeah, as an episodic action-adventure game
in other words, not really

It doesn't have to, but it will. They could make it FF Type Zero but not mission based, maybe mix in a bit of Kingdom Heart's bouncy action, but they're most likely just going to reskin this battle system.

The only reason they're remaking 7 is because they know 15 will flop and they have to recoup the losses somehow.

Here's your (You).

4 friends did it too

I just wanted the same VII but with Advent Children tier graphics

No. The only acceptable battle system would be ATB like the original.

for what purpose?

I mean, it doesn't necessarily have to be Advent Children, I should have said "or better"

Exact same gameplay just not shitty PS1 graphics.

Have you been living under a rock? They announced FF VII remake and Shenmue 3 back to back. But here's where it gets good. FF VII is going to have story changes as confirmed by the directors and be episodic, as in have story content cut and sold as seperate games. And you know what's even better? Are you sitting down? Shenmue 3 was a fucking kickstarter, that got funded by customers and FUCKING sony. Isn't that great?

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People have money to a BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION TO FUND A PROJECT. THIS IS REALITY. THIS IS THE TIME WE LIVE IN. PEOPLE DO THIS.

All form over substance. QTEs, scripted events and if I saw correctly there was some sort of scoring when he landed on Leviathan? Ya fuck this, the last numbered FF that was worth a damn was 7.

What in the fuck is even going on anymore?

They already said they were doing an action RPG. Square has done several decent multi-party member action RPGs in the past decade. FF15 wasn't one of them.

I don't get why they don't use the dank ass battle system from VP2 more. That shit was great and the most DnD like system a JRPG has ever done.

Yerp. 9 is still good.

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It comes out tomorrow? It was leaked by my local game store before Thanksgiving. I haven't heard anyone talk about it yet so it must be shit, but I also don't know anyone who bought it.

I just want to know why they thought that making the protagonist teleport regularly would be a fun game mechanic and not something that completely ruins any challenge in the game?

Always relevant pic related.

Fuck you, Zero-Shifting is fun.

Mother of God, it's worse than the ME4 trailers.

When is Final Fantasy 12 coming out?

Cheap as fuck game design, tbh.
BUT
flying a bit and then teleporting a bit is not the same as teleporting sporadically and then climbing on a wall to restore health. Really the only reason the character gets hurt in the first place is because the bosses are doing area of effect attacks and not direct attacks.

Flower girl doesn't get enough porn.

A guy I know has a store and sold it early and got a copy for himself. He said it was good but buggy as hell. Didn't tell me about the story tho do I asume it was bad. I hate QTEs like everyone else though.

Details on how bad the story is?

Regardless if it's good or not, I can't wait to see what cross-dressing cloud will look like.

I wish more games did short distance teleporting in combat more. The only games I notice that do it frequently are a few fighting games. The only non-fighting games I can think of that do it off of the top of my head are ZOE2 and Custom Robo,.

and i fucking bet we will too, in spite of the negative threads across the past fortnight

i honestly do think it'll break even. but a reasonable profit, on the other hand…

What is there to defend? Everything about this game is shit other than the tomboy mechanic.

Final boss battle is like embed related, except SE made it gay and boring somehow.

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But Sonic 06 was actually fun

What the fuck is even going on anymore?

user, stop, please.

Fun like drinking Clorox

I'm not joking. Fucking around with the glitches is really fucking fun.

We've gone full circle, now it's time for the great cleansing.

All video games will be cinematic action platformers from now on. Anything else, including peggle, will be known as a souls-like.

Pink haired cowboy wizard wants to make it night forever by killing blond Aeris, so he does, then ten years of endless night passes off screen and Noctis fights the final boss and everyone else dies off screen.

Who is a fucking shop.

I don't have any more .gifs of bitches getting slapped. Anyone got more?

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AN AGGRESSIVE WASTE OF TIME

Its kind of funny how things turned out this way. Back in the day people complained that the FF combat was lame because you never really had control over what happened, you just watched. The animations were never that strong and just got the job done. Here you have a game where the focus is actually moving around and doing the attacks "realistically" and its being used against it. You can't fucking win

That said I think the game looks like boring shit and I would be considered a FF fanboy. I replay most of the games on a regular basis outside everything made past 12. I'll probably play it for the summon designs and animations which what is almost always the most interesting parts of the franchise. Doesn't help the cast is extremely homosexual, the bromance has to be top notch in order to justify not having any female party members. I want to judge the game on its own merit and play it on my own but then I see shit like and die a bit inside. What the fuck happened? They had so many good games but once they hit the 360/ps3 era Square goes full retard like I'm in some kind of alternate dimension where FF - FFXII never happen.

Can't wait to see how they fucked up the VII remake

Somehow I'm reminded of Driver 3 where they pumped a huge amount of money into the game that could destroy the company if it didnt break even, pumped even more money into it, and then rushed it out the door.

It's sad because playing the Platinum demo I love how beautiful it looks, and the combat is just Kingdom Hearts but still fun.

I finally got curious enough to look up what it is (a victorian era hipster/faggot)

But is it worse then XIII?

Kingdom hearts story is at least somewhat entertaining with these batshit insane twists that make no real sense but XIII's was just a confusing bore.

I hope The Last Guardian is a big disappointment too. I know someone who bought a PS3 for FFXV and Last Guardian, then bought a PS4 when they shifted platforms.

I want to see the despair in his face when they both turn out shit and him trying to defend them.

She's a shop npc.

I bought a ps3 on launch because of it.
I don't give a flying fuck anymore.

It's not even schadenfreude anymore that makes me happy anymore, it's more disappointing right now that so many games are falling on their faces despite the ridiculous dev time and insane amounts of money pumped into them and them trying to hype them to high hell.

I think they're the same level of confused mess. 15 doesn't seem to have the made up lore words everywhere, though.

He looks silly.

Hey man, at least the PS3 eventually got a great library if you like japanese games.

Only bad part of this gameplay I see is the QTE shit. That alone doesn't make it shit even if I'm honestly not interested in the game.

why did they mascfag up the place
are they trying to earn the american fujo audience
do they think @beefwife420 plays anything but shitty retraux trash she heard about on RPS and facebook crap

bishie protagonists are like the main thing in FF games, how the fuck could you botch that, it's like a Doom where you run at three mph and can only hold two weapons

The combos are executed automatically by holding a button. Blocking is done automatically by holding a button. It looks like an action game but it really isnt.

that faggot is just pewdiepie for out of touch normalfags.
He did make a point, but that doesnt save him from the loud=funny bullshit

Fixed that for you.

Wait, what?

Huge fucking waste of potential, is all I have to say. With Noctis' teleportation they could have had an intense boss where you constantly have to jump from platform to destructible platform in between consistently attacking by carefully reading them or suffer massive damage. Kind of like that "Fuck you" in Ultimate Ninja Storm 3 where you got a neat more dynamic destructible arena you have to jump around to fight against a massive rampaging enemy in only to never doing anything like that again. That was some bullshit. Glad I haven't bought any of the Storm series.

There is an auto attack button.
There is an auto block button.
That's it. That's the "gameplay."

No fucking way. Tell me this isn't true.

You can also point and click teleport to certain surfaces for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

Go play one of the demos. This is the case.

SE WASTED 10 YEARS FOR THIS?!

ULTIMATE LIFEFORM

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WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FUCKING MAKE KINGDOM HEARTS FOR MELEEFAGS

I cannot fucking wait for the rationalizations tomorrow then

I remember when that story broke.
Some shill gaming site printed the story, then even the most hardcore fans shit on it.

Then one single fanboy comes and starts a shitstorm with other fanboys.
Then the mods lock comments claiming it became a flamewar, even though it was one person shitting everything up, rather then ban the person.

My guess is they wanted to shill FF15.

Cidney will at least still get plenty of porn, right?

This is what normalfagotry has wrought.

Tomorrow should be fucking amazing

Tomorrow cuckchan fags or SE interns will shill this game over Holla Forums

Yep she will.

When it broke out the fans were pissed but the games director pretty much told them that he doesn't care and he wants the casual audience that will appreciate his one button combat and cinematic shit.
Just give the ff14 team complete control over the franchise and kick the Lightning retards into the street.

It's not just that, it makes you wonder how many late nights were spent on this project and what they were spent on, along with how many development babbies came out throughout the project's 10 year development. What were they doing for 10 years?

What happened.
Why are jrpgs bad versions of dmc now?

that tree would be so out of place in a christmas themed house
it makes me angry

I've seen this before.

At least five of those year were spent modelling and remoddeling the characters for new graphics quality. Instead of making an actual game.

They should give the series to Matsuno and the Bravely Default team and see what they can cobble together.

Mate, SE somehow managed to make a with worse gameplay and more faggotry than DA:I.

But user being gay means you don't have any other characteristics.

Ironically your post is the reason if FF15 is shilled it will be because of that semen demon.

It will be 20+ faggots all shilling the game, posting caps of her everywhere, screaming about how she is there waifu, until they encounter another fluid druid and then there will be a war between waifus.

Which will convince gullible retards there is something worthy of discussing in the game, buy it, realize they are idiots then go and argue about waifus.

The same shit happened with Nu-com 2 despite the game being a huge fucking turd, all because of snek tits.

That was the original plan under Nomura… before they trashed everything and started over with Tabata as the director.

but turn based battle are so outdated! Don't you like the deep and challenging gameplay of ACTION RPGS?

Why was X-COM 2 a bad game?

RAINBOWS DO NOT FUCKING BELONG TO FAGS FOR THE LAST TIME

What a fucking faggot.

Why does this meme about turn-based JRPGs even exist when Pokemon is still one of the most popular game out there?

Yeah they want to turn a symbol of the connection to the transcendent into a celebration of literal shit.

They should of given money to other projects and they should of let Yoko "Moonman"Taro have access to the FF15 engine could you imagine what a FF15 budget Yoko Taro game would be like?

It seems like the BD team are competent.

Persona 5 from what I've seen actually did really fluid turn based combat well.

What a fucking cuck.

I wouldn't have minded a fresh approach to the combat, but what they delivered was complete shit.

Anons excited for XCOM2 could fall back to the, "mods will fix it!" argument in terms of defending some of the worse decisions it had gameplay-wise, other than some fap material there's nothing else that someone could say about XV positively.

That reminds me, are FF14 and 15 connected at all? I read here somewhere that they're part of the same 'series' or whatever

You can teleport as Vergil in DMC but for it to work you have to actually be good at the game since it has gameplay

If these people you're talking about come here to talk about Cidney and fail to glean from these threads that she's a shop NPC and buy the game for her regardless then they deserve to lose their money

Blame the faggots raised on kingdom hearts who thinks it should be standard for jrpgs nowadays

Has Todd Howard ever actually been quoted for this?

I grew up with Pokemon and immediately liked gameplay like Kingdom Hearts and Tales more.

Y'know, that takes actual fucking skill.

So will you chimp in fullderp then?

It almost looks like some shitty flashy upgrade of XII gameplay and if that's the case, I'm going to be extremely pissed.

Reminder: Fortress will never be made but this piece of shit exists.

What would be the point of going into a thread that isn't obnoxious bait just to argue with Pokefags?

I'm not going to call turn based gameplay shit, but I refuse to touch bascially anything with 3D models in this day and age that has it and isn't monster collecting.

So those spoilers were confirmed? Gentiana being Shiva, too?

Not surprised about everyone dying. This had Hamlet influeces in the past.

Well at least with Nier Automata it seems like SE actually gave them a budget because Platinum is developing it, but I don't know if the universe itself can handle a Yoko Taro game with a FF15 budget.

Do you have more of the first and the last pic? I need them for research purposes.

is it getting a PC release? i might pirate it.

That feels completely out of place with the bounty hunter bros cast that was shown in demos and previews.

Fucking horrible.

The mindset was created after Long War with 2K acknowledging its existence. In fact, 2K stated that they will support mods further then any other company has before because of it.

With Bethesda and 2k, vidya no longer sells, game engines do.

Squenix is beyond saving. Someone needs to put them out of our misery.

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user, please. The pain is still fresh in my mind.

Maybe in a year if things said interviews are worth anything. That said I hope it pulls a The Last Remnant if it does happen.

This was going to be the western made Ivalice game, right? That's like Metroid prime, they should just give us Matsuno and Ivalice, we appreciate it more.

here you go

If they gave him a FF15 budget then we might have one of the best games ever made.

Fucking kill me.

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This shit is so frustrating. Especially since Matsuno left and now all he's working on is Unsung Story, yet another kickstarter which is definitely not going to deliver.

Looking once upon Lightning damns your soul to an infinite cycle of remakes with her as your waifu.

It's all I have, sadly.

Makes me wonder if SE was trying to pull a Zenimax on Grin.

They still haven't fixed the bugs, have they? My brother was absolutely pissed that the fanbase and the studio itself apparently didn't matter and couldn't play a game they bought they day they fucking bought it.

Almost certainly, shit's common practice among big publishers. GRiN happened to fold too fast for SE to make their move and buy them out.

Are you talking about the updated version of DMC4? If not then I forgot Vergil could teleport in DMC3.

>they try to force her as an interdimensional DLC party member and love interest for Cloud

Apparently getting grabbed through walls and shot through them is still a thing.

It is pretty much dead user

Don't give them ideas faggot.

Imagine if that could have only been quad 6s.

No, but Cloud will cross dress as her in the remake.

I mean sextup.

DMC says hello.

He's NOT working on it. He's stated multiple time all he's was contracted to do is create a plot and a proposal for the game.

Art looks cool, and game sounds fun, but I would hate to see what a western studio would do to Viera, Moogles, or Gria. Knowing what we have in the west now, they'd poz the shot out of those amazon bunnies by making them into proto-sjws with fucked up man chins, punk haircuts, and introduce male ones. And God forbid we see their most likely grim dark take on Moogles. It would be better off as a standalone franchise

Because turn-based combat is soooo inferior to mindless button-mashing "action" combat. All RPGs should be KH clones!
The other points are pretty valid. Fuck FF 15.

Well, guess it's time for me to pirate the special edition and play DMC4 again.

You mean a buggy 4 hour movie

I can't wait for the day that Square completely crumbles into nothing. Let it all burn.

Vergil has teleports in DMC3 SE. Fun fact: has i-frames and can be jump canceled into another teleport and on and on. It's pretty hard to keep up but it's real fun

What was his name again? Red Monarch?

The original Versus was going to be a modern fantasy version of Hamlet. Grey morality everywhere with Noctis being the prince but also the mafia heir, making the royal family also the yakuza.

Hurt me more, user.

I think it was Lord of Vermilion

Kill yourself

Czar of Red.

Roi Rouge

Wow. This looks generic as all fuck.
I don't care if the guys are cute, the game looks like shit.

I thought it was sextuples?

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3D gyaru a shit.

Wreck-It Ralph

Chink Shore

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Agreed.

So, shit?

Shit, I'd fuck 'em. I'd fuck 'em all.

Is it time already?

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What i fucking absolutely hate is this overall Japanese-boy band feeling the whole time. These wannabe depressive hipster kiddos talking all day shit, no meaning to the story, everything seems out of place. The game starts very slow and when you thought it couldn't get any slower, the game managed to get even slower. The open world feels like as if they stretched it on purpose just so it looks bigger, sometimes it will look like an N64 game. In cities or small areas the graphic will look awesome but as soon it opens up to a large area, its over.

The Battle system is boring as fuck, imagine the battle system from FFXIII with a one button command, in real time, sometimes you dodge or teleport to the target, there is nothing more to it, a button masher without any sense. It's a big game Square Enix went all in on, with extremely questionable design choices (15 hour boss fight that requires online fuckery?) and spending a lot of money on crap that doesn't really matter (like the fashion, the real life car or the fucking anime). Is it even bothering with the Hamlet ripoff story anymore? Or is it just a bunch of boy band idiots sucking each other in the desert? Add in the extremely long development, and you have a big fat mess.

Another thing. The clothing designs. I feel the bile rise every time I see them. This is what happens when you let Nomura off his leash. The original designs by an actual clothing designer looked infinitely superior and much more plausible for something a prince would be wearing in a modern setting like FFXV's. I think it's more of Nomura big-dicking his way around Square Enix. The individual dudes programming and working on it don't give a shit if their boss is a retard that's more obsessed with high fashion on his characters. If it was anyone else in any other company, Versus would have been scrapped years ago and Nomura would be fired. The execs don't care, they know Dragon Quest, KH3 and the FFVII-HD re-release will print money. They know FFXV has a committed hardcore fanbase that will buy XV like they did XIII because the FF fanbase is gullible and desperate. They can make garbage and claim it's "art," they've done it before like with X-2, XIII-2 and Lightning Returns.

I guess the Final Fantasy games just aren't for me. I haven't felt that Final Fantasy games weren't for me since X onward. Even 8, I hated. But then, considering its track record of their total games, (15 plus countless remakes, spinoffs, follow-up sequels and other dumb shit), the list of actual good games is…what, five, tops? Five good games over a span of thirty fucking years.

Christ. Just coming to that realization as I typed this has just depressed the shit out of me.

the scene emo /cuteboy/ community, user. This is clearly what the FF devs are going with, no?

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Would you fuck a Scene boy, Holla Forums?

Holy fuck, really?

How big is his willy?

You know, now that we have all the asians to draw and animate and technology to render the crispest of polygons, how come they never made an FF game true to the cover art style?

You know, instead of fag boy band Metroid Other M gameplay equivalent that looks like every 3d Final Fantasy ever made? In MoM, if you hold the dodge button and tap any directional button, you will always perform a successful dodge and there's autoaim

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*Inseminate.
They're Bi you Bigot!

No. They look fucking disgusting.

What about the traditional Rule of Three Females that dates from FF V?

Something you'd like to share, user?

Honestly, they always turned me on when I was younger. They look so pussified, submissive and weak, I bet they moan like a little bitch as you stuff their tight moist pink boypussy.

I wanted to be one of them, but could never pull it off.

Fuck, now that we have shaders and shit pulling out an art style that mimics Amano's concepts shouldn't be all that hard to pull off, especially for a studio with an actual budget. Good luck getting any of the big guys to actually do it, though.

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There's bromance and there's full on flaming faggotry. This game has zero of the former.

You are using that word wrong

What if they were girls?

Now, IIRC the main "made up lore words" in FF XIII where:

Are there any others? I guess people bitch because those word sound different and are thrown in every conversation (because they are central to the plot). But there aren't a lot of new glossary to be aware of in FF XIII.

What's the point of that bullshit anyway? It brings nothing to the game, it does nothing for worldbuilding, it's just there to be there.

Why can't SE make a FF game with a coherent plot anymore?

Which one man?

It would be ok simply because they're cute girls doing cute things, I mean, look at neptunia, Holla Forums loves it! myself included

Wow did I fuck that post up.
Apologies for being a gigantic faggorony.

I love it because conan is the type of person SE was trying to sell FFXV to. Out of touch normalfags and they fucking hate this shit. Conan will probably be the only normalfag that finally gets a message in their fucking skull about what game they're actually making and what kind of audience they are going for.

but there's no such thing as bad publicity.

The blame cannot not be put solely on Nomura or tabata. All of this bullshit is mostly the part of SE shareholder meddling. Nomura got kicked out of this project and Tabata got handed this project and was told to make the worlds greatest videogame ever. Tabata wasn't invested in this at all, you could tell by the fact that he is asking for input and feedback on a game months before it comes out.

look up bestie boy/bestguyever(plus his video with gaming brit) videos on this. It reflects what most of us are thinking.

It would sell like hotcakes. You could make millions more just with DLC costumes and loot.

What did you fuck up.
Is it the tumblr links?

It would.

I was actually looking forward to this game. The idea of a bunch of friends going out and getting away from it all as the world ends. you and your friends take the car and go innawoods. this aligns with a personal fantasy of mine. but theres 2 problems.

NO FEMALE COMPANIONS

suddenly my fantasy is tainted with homoeroticism. fug…. this makes me sad.

Inseminate, to inseminate is to deposit semen in the genital tract of a female. Now stop derailing the thread with your faggotry. Also
Making a lot of assumptions there

Gonna need a source on that

Don't forget that the car drives itself.

Neptunia is good, user.
What if you get your cum and inject it inside someone else's urethra so they can cum your cum?

The party build is really jarring when almost every final fantasy had your love interest in the party joining you in your quest. Doesn't help that they replaced "muh waifu" with "backstreet boys

No, I don't care about the filenames really, it's the image that matters. My problem is spacing between each sentence and starting both the second and third sentences with "You know, ", which was stupid, I should have used a different phrase in one of them and never made that extra paragraph. It just looks stupid. That's what I get for not proofreading my posts or stretching the quick reply window thing.

Holy shit, someone fucked up BADLY.

i did not know that.

Well fuck, mate. Now that you told me that, It's starting to bother me too.

No more replies from me

My older sister is a Backstreet Boys fangirl. They made this game for girls user, nobody here was meant to play it.

When you think about it, the urethra is like a genital tract for piss.

They are 50% of the gaming audience

;^}

Awwww.

They pulled it off pretty well with 9, but yeah, they should go all in on the water color.

Too bad they made the game for consoles. if it was on Mobile then maybe their target audience would have bought it.

Is she gonna buy FFXV? if not why?

I see absolutely nothing wrong or gay about a buncha guys just bein' dudes.

neptunia is a fun RPG. its not specifically deep or crazy, its just a lighthearted RPG with solid gameplay. Holla Forums likes it for the same reason they like dynasty warriors.
not every game has to be complex. some simple games are great as long as theyre fun. and they dont really even need that if they have enough UNI BEST WAIFU

Meant for

You forgot the "teleport" button and the "open inventory" button which pauses the game just to select a fucking potion

What the fuck i didn't remember him having pink hair

Depends on your definition of "good"

Of course it does. That team legitimately enjoys their work.

I almost think that would have been better. At least then there would have been no possibility of the game being good and nobody would have been excited.

Her PS4 fried and she didn't bother getting a new one. She doesn't care to much about games.

With the amount of threads of people asking about which games to get on their android, I'm pretty sure some faggots here would still try to hype it up.

It has actual skill as far as actually having to move around, not die and attack until you win.

Fair enough, but i still wouldn't call that skill

its not just dudes being dudes. it a bunch of androgynous guys in tight leather traveling around with NO GIRLS ALLOWED.

I've never seen that enemy do that before.

And what's gay about leather?

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That game has the worst Intro to any final fantasy i've ever fucking seen. Even if you have watched Kingsglaive and the Anime Episodes it's still shit and rushed as hell, i can imagine everyone who just bought the game without watching those will be especially confused as fuck. I mean the fucking father and king of main MC dies and it's a 30 second CGI scene jumble mumble from the movie, then it went from 0-100 but it felt like a sidequest. It's like you start the game in the middle of the first hour, the stage where someone already had played 30 minutes introducing the world before you continue. And who the fuck thought it's a good idea to have your character push a damn car the first minute you control your character.

I know Story and World isn't the most important thing in a game, but since it's an RPG i want to be sucked into it.
I expectd the game to be mediocre, at least entertaining to play it through once, but not shitty to this degree. Thank god i played this shit at someone elses place beforehand instead of buying it.

TEN FUCKING YEARS

They started over more than once, so it really wasn't actually 10 years on this mess that came out now

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Wait just how many times did they start over?

Alright, then if it were a bunch of mature young women traveling around the world with none of the opposite sex around in tight leather, sleeping in the same tent and teasingly saying "Rise and shine, princess", would it still be gay?

I hate California.

user, that's kind of hot. Why aren't you making games?

Isn't X-2 almost that?
That was a very gay game.
Also awful.

It would only be acceptable if all the girls were really princesses because princesses are my fetish.
Bonus points if they're sisters.

And to answer your question, it's still gay, but in the way I approve because it involves cute girls.

Imagine Four Swords/Adventures but with females.

Trust me when I say I'm working on being able to.

Cute, lewd pixelated easter eggs for the entire fucking world.

I will fight you.

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gay is never good

You've just improved this game in about 34 different ways, why aren't you working for SE yet?

2D graphics, faggot. I intend to one day reach KoF levels of quality at minimum.

I disagree.

This is not my fetish.

what are you, a fag?

Hope you have a big ass team then, because KoF development needs several months to finish the sprite set of ONE character, and they have a lot of teams working in parallel to get them all out in time

yea, and i started my thesis months before it was due. i totally didnt just take 3 adderall and write 18 pages in a single night.

i'd pre-order a game based on that premise user.

That reminds me, I have an essay and a 24 slide presentation tomorrow. Time to sleep no so I can work all night.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I still don't get it, why is an all male cast bad? Is it because you don't get your lame waifu to fap to? Is that really it?

Good luck, user

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An all male cast is fine. So is having a faggot character. An all faggot cast is not fine, however.

yuri is for niggers

I actually saw it.
I ACTUALLY SAW IT.

He's not fucking joking, and it's actually worse then he's describing it because there's no right words to describe this shit, words cannot contain it, it is that shit.

Fuck, maybe I should just aim for at least Final Fantasy Tactics level of quality. At least giving the character models more life.

What?

And how is the male cast all faggot?

bait.pcx

This game is a steaming pile to begin with, crying about the boy band/all boy aspect is akin to crying about white hair during the DmC days.
Mirroden scum, pls go.

Why are you suddenly bringing up black dicks?

"If you smoke your cigarillos, they win." Fidel Jr.

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this is literally the only conceivable reason people play overwatch. personally i just watch the SFM

but seriously, its just a bad cast of characters. the effeminate "straight" man, effeminate brainy guy, effeminate funny guy, and effeminate muscle guy. none of them are likable. adding females to the cast would help it be less gay. especially if theyre love interests. having a bunch of guys wearing leather camping in a desert just makes it brokeback mountain with 4 guys instead of 2.

its not that theyre all male. its that theyre all fag. 1 fag requires 2 hot females to cancel out the faggotry. this game has 4. so a minimum of 8 is required and they have 0.
reaching levels of faggotry that high should be possible in a game.

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you're making those connections, user
to begin with nobody said black niggers
I can see why you'e into gay shit now, though

THIS

Fucking kike mark and banning anyone who criticizes it.
If you make a thread to shit on it, it gets locked "because there is already an overwatch thread"
but if you go to that thread and list your problems you get banned for
"Off topic/flaming/shitposting"

I'm not sure if you are just a shill doing it badly or a genuine retard.

That's the better route, actually.

If you can't meet the deadline for realistic quality, go stylized. Either way if you make it well, the public won't care about what could have been if you never give them that detail, they just want good games.

If fucking Undertale or Five Nights at Freddies got popular, then I know you can pull it off better.

Don't try and reverse this on me, you're the one who suddenly started thinking about Tyrone.

Are you projecting being a cuck?

its not worse. but it is certainly gayer. i dont even think FFXV lets you shoot hearts out of a key at your enemy as the gayest form of attack ever conceived.
but KH still has a better system. *both are shit tho**

I'm not the one whose mind replaces niggers with black dicks here
go and watch your yuri shit, you nigger

Are you getting triggered?

haha, as if they would include that in current year

unless of course, they make it a permanent transition. cloud's coma sequence is now cloud's gender reassignment surgery sequence.

PROGRESSIVE

yeah, heavily, you don't want me to write about you in my blog do you?

I am genuinely asking.

The reason i am asking is that i like the idea of an all male cast yet people keep shitting on that and keep saying it needs a female character.

I haven't followed ff15 at all so its not like i care at all, and if the guys really are just lame fags then ok, but i keep seeing anons shitting on the all male cast idea itself for no good reason and that annoys me because i like the idea centered around a bunch of male characters with heavy bromance..

You suck at baiting. Fix that.

It could work.

Should be a picture of that dude punting the coyote.

I expected nothing less from Holla Forums

Funny thing? Even if the game is shit I get to enjoy tears from the fans and you guys.

nigger, the main character teleports from place to place and does weightless no-contact sword swings, what are you on about

Well, either they're shitposting or they're retarded and don't even realize how bad they look to be considered the former.

Too late to try and pull that after biting down.

Haha, fucking fag. I bet you enjoy thinking about men penetrating each other in the ass, faggot. Dick covered in shit, semen all over the beard, balls touching etc.

Yeah I bet that's what you really think about every day, you closet homo. Unlike us Holla Forums dudes.

you'd have to attach actual bait to the hook for anyone to bite

Usually that means the game is shit and the devs had no idea what to do with it.
Prove me wrong.

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I always knew Holla Forums was all just closeted homos.

What's the point of Espers and the Warring Triad?
What's the point of Lifestream, Materia and the Planet?
What's the point of sorcerers and time compression?
What's the point of the Mist and Terra?
What's the point of Sin and the Faith?
What's the point of Magicite and Nethercite?

You could pinpoint "bullshit" terminology in practically any Final Fantasy game. Suddenly it became a problem, for some reason.

Can't. 10 years is a really long time to be making a game, especially when it's obvious the time was wasted updating the visuals and constantly changing the gameplay.

This is the same reason Daikatana and Duke Nukem Forever ended up the way they did.

It should mean they were working on something ambitious as fuck and had all that time to polish it as well as productively feasible, not that they were flinging shit at the wall like Duke Nukem Forever.

you must be a mind reader to know how I feel when I post, you nigger
try not to have 30+ posts of nonsense when you "bait"

Only if you're not constantly reinventing the game and changing directions. Dwarf Fortress is an example of adding more content and tweaking mechanics instead of forever starting from scratch.

I would love to, but I can't think of any game that took that long and was worth the wait.

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FFIV has Rosa, Rydia and one of the midget twins is female

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What's humorous is that Final Fantasy XV took 10 years to make, and it's still shit whereas a game from 18 years ago was scrapped when it was three quarters of the way done, remade, and arguably came out much better for it.

Pretending to be retarded won't help your case now either

What was the concept of "Versus XIII" anyways?

Might have been a much better game if was right.

Give up.

The story is so unimportant, generic and predictable that there's literally nothing to spoiler.

I'm pretty sure no one can name a game that was in development for 8+ years that came out good.

Boyhood

Dust an elysian tail?

I think MGR at least can be considered a good game.

Nah, Nomura isn't any better.

It was ok at best. The gameplay was boring as hell, even by metroidvania standards. While it is a pretty game and is damn impressive for being made solely by one guy save for the audio department, it doesn't deserve much more praise than that.

Kingdom Hearts for hardcore players wouldn't have been fun?

you're doing that all on your own

When is Square's Final Fantasy action shit going to die off? Why do Final Fantasy games all need to be ARPGs now?

MGR at most had 5 years of development if we consider the time between MGS4 and Rising's release as the amount of time it took.

because turb-based RPGs are so passé.

Then you are retarded. You've mad that evident.

Right, I was gonna say they could have been working on it sometime after MGS3, but considering it was supposed to use the exact engine they made for V for the "cut everything" kind of game they wanted that tech for, that can't have been possible.

it wasn't in development for even half that long, just Romero in his infinite hubris actually thought he could pull out a Quake-killer in a mere 7 months, and on top of that he expected all this to be accomplished by people working under him while he did his millionaire playboy bit diddling Stevie Case in his lavish penthouse office, 'playtesting' the multiplayer (and only the multiplayer by all indication) and generally doing fuckall besides that.

What people? People who weren't fans of RPGs and never played the games? This meme that people hated the old FFs needs to die. FFs never had a problem because of being turn based. FFs only ever had a problem "mainstream appeal" because they weren't all marketed. FF7 was the only FF to ever get really good marketing, and surprise surprise it's the most popular.

I'm not the one pretending to be baiting after being wrong
Had you bothered to put up a flag I might've even considered that you're not retarded

But Daikatana was marred with Romero constantly switching engines and changing his "vision". Farming out modders to be members of the development team didn't help either.

Also, I'd disagree with the focus on MP. Romero did quit and go off to do his own thing because he wanted a shooter with a much more robust narrative.

You're the only retard here and I have no reason to be subtle about it now.

She was a demon, though

I agree, but that's not what a sizeable part of the faggots bitching on the internet about turn-based RPGs was saying. Hell, there are still people claiming that Western RPGs have superior gameplay than turn-based JRPGs.

Didn't it "just" changed from Quake 1 to Quake 2 engine (a job that Romero thought could've done in two weeks, then they found that they'd have to rewrite everything from scratch)?

you didn't even bother to bring up any arguments as to why it would be good, instead you were being a nigger
why should I even bother not calling you such

I feel bad that Rage wasn't a swan song for Carmack.

Did anything about it stand out from other shooters at the time?

there was only one engine switch to my knowledge, from Quake1 to Quake2.

that was still enough to motivate like 90% of his team to stage a mass walkout on the same day.

as for the multiplayer I was merely referring to how the multi turned out markedly better in comparison to the singleplayer (but nobody noticed or cared since nobody would give your game the time of day back then if it didn't have a solid singleplayer component for players to wet their feet in.

Pls explain

Just fuck off, retard.

"Just" being operative word.

IIRC he also wanted to remake it for the Q3 engine but was finally forced to shit it out the door in 2000. But maybe I'm misremembering that part.

Wasn't Romero also cashing in big bonuses and fucking around while the whole projects went to shit?

It didn't have AI companions, so no surprise it turned out better. I'm still puzzeled as to why they kept the AI companions around, or why they didn't simply make the nearly invulnerable, able to teleport to the player and with infinite ammo.

Would have fixed the single most glaring problem of the game.

ALL RIGHT GUYS, I GOT AN IDEA
WE TAKE A BUNCH OF BAD GUYS FROM HORROR MOVIES AND MAKE THEM A LOLI
IT'S BASICALLY KINGDOM HEARTS BUT BETTER WITH MURDERING LOLI PSYCHO'S FROM AMERICAN HORROR INSTEAD OF GAY ASS DISNEY
YAY OR NAY?

Yay!

yes
and yes, you can even see this for yourself by starting up a "co-op" game and just playing it by yourself, it's basically the singleplayer game with no horrible cutscenes or retarded AI sidekicks to babysit, the game is no longer 80% escort mission nightmare.

SHIT, IT AINT NO KINDOM HEARTS, THIS SHIT IS FUCKING A KART RACING GAMES, WITH MARIO PARTY LIKE MANY GAMES
LETS GET EVEN WACKIER WITH SOME PIE

FREE LOLI FOR EVERY ONE
ANY ONE WHO CAN TAKE ONE WILL GET ONE
"WELCOME TO MCLOLI MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER PLEASE"

you don't happen to be mad, do you?

Retards will destroy their own arguments and you don't even have any. You just spew shit and double down when called out for it like every other typical one on Holla Forums.

>Loli Jaws

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

well you're lower than retards by having no arguments to begin with, congratulations, user

What even is it actually like? I've just heard it's shit that couldn't deliver on trying to be the next big FPS.

It wanted to be Half Life with ninjas and machines so fucking badly. The problem is that Romero stuck to the structured level design and that combined with too many ideas never really going anywhere killed the whole fucking thing.

I was just going apeshit typing the first thing that comes to mind in red text, but actually think about it that's a fucking great idea. It's amazing how without any thought I just came up with a better game idea without any thought than what the people at Square can come up with. Damn it, now I actually want a big budget horror movie crossover game with loli's.

No, you're just desperate and it shows from your shit chain of posts.

That sounds like a fucking mess.

we /monster/ now?

It's what happens when gaming "auteurs" are given free reign and nearly bottomless budgets without any oversight whatsoever.

Turns out what makes a good developer does not necessarily make a good manager. Didn't help that by that point Romero thought himself a rock star and gaming god that could do no wrong.

>No giganigga candyman after killing the Magus sisters and taking primal power for himself

Fuck, I didn't realize how much I wanted something.

Which ones? A lot of the faggots bitching about Turn Based RPGs since FFVII-remake was announced are marketing shills doing damage control.

Those in western RPG communities have always had disdain for JRPGs no matter what gameplay they have. Their complaints are just excuses for the reason reason they dislike Japanese RPGs. This is of course ignoring the diehards who think RPG means "having 6 dialogue choices in every conversation"

That sounds shit honestly.

what said is a broad but accurate assessment, that kind of level design just doesn't gel with multiple player characters.

there are occasionally brief flashes of a better game that can be glimpsed peeking through the shit, but it really is mostly shit. if you ever bother playing it I recommend skipping the first episode entirely and going straight to E2, this does two things for you, first it skips the most awful horrendous episode (that they decided to make come first because THAT will make players want to stick around), and second it gives you the game's namesake to play with straightaway (which is probably how they should have done it in the first place considering the game's fondness for throwing tiny fast infuriating little melee monster shits at you, rats, spiders etc.).

Wasn't Carmack always humble?

so when did you find this place, and where from did you come if this common practice is too hard for you to understand?
would you like I hold your hand through this conversation next time?
maybe a place like reddit is more your pace where mean words are banned so you can't get upset

I was talking about Romero. It's him that let popularity get to his head.

Carmack is the autismo supremo, all he cares about is coding and code optimization.

You're pathetic.

And I said that because that's the opposite of Carmack.

This place clearly isn't your pace, friend.
Rather than engaging with arguments you choose to run after talking smack, all I did was guide you to your way back home, because god forbid you get lost and shit yourself.
>>>/reddit/

I made the annoying mistake of trying to make you look stupid for spewing about something being shit only niggers could like by accusing you of projecting being a cuck for jumping to that from talking about hot fictional lesbians.

You never once realized I baited you into getting pissy and you've only doubled down in your retardation to now spewing buzzwords at me. You really are brain damaged.

You're acting like I don't know you're not the user I was replying to in the first place.
Had he replied to me I wouldn't have bothered to continue this to begin with.
We're hitting Sanders levels of 5 Dimensional Chess here.
All you did was engage in a non argument back and forth until way past bump limit.
At least actual bait would've gotten you somewhere with this.
Now you just have 50+ posts of nothing.

Holy shit go find a room you faggot.

Brilliant.

The resting screen for this game really sums this shitshow up – four fags sitting in lawn chairs, disinterestedly fiddling with their smartphones while they wait for something to happen.
I am getting a kick out of watching some autist stream this shit and lose his enthusiasm in realtime

Explain this shit

This is why I thought you were a genuine retard. It had the sense of asshurt and blindly flinging a strong insult around as if that was going to invite anything other than more bullying. You acted retarded, I assumed you were and attacked. Faggots that unironically fling shit around like that don't deserve to be respected and I deal with them accordingly until they realize they've lost and fuck off.

Whatever, I was rused.

Fuck. Good thing I wasn't interested in it anyways.

Serves these idiots right for pre-ordering off the name alone. Expect a large flood of cheap copies on ebay this week.

The sad thing is they're still going to buy it for that exact reason alone before selling or trading it in.

You replied to me and I was waiting for the other user to come up with something, killing time if you will, but he never did.
I was aware you were either just drawing me away from replying to others and have me focus on you or trying to turn the tables on me so I'd leave.
It's just how I like to start conversations because unlike in real life, here people can talk freely without holding back.

The thing about this 'cinematic' gameplay that they've gone for is that it even fails at that. All of the animations look weird and inelegant, and the teleporting to walls to just hang there is probably the stupidest (and strangest looking) idea in gaming - period. What kind of jap-acid were they taking when they came up with that idea?

Then there's the obvious fact that all of the cast are j-pop homos (as usual).

I honestly think that high fidelity graphics were one of the worst things to happen to ff games (and most japanese games tbh). Low poly models meant Western gamers couldn't perceive just how gay the developer's/designer's vision was.

There's probably a one in a million chance that ffvii remake won't be shit. I sort of feel duty bound to buy it because I love the first one so much, and it meant so much to 9 year old me. Hopefully they release it on pc, though, because I don't think I want to buy a ps4.

You two need to chill!

Lesbians are gay, yes

It ain't 12

Do you even know what waifubait is

You are both gays and case closed

Holla Forums faps to traps all the damn time, man, the only reason they're no openly fapping to the effeminate guys in this game is because it's Final Fantasy Versus XIII.

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Deadly Queen

Mother 3 was in development from '94 to '06.

and it was a 64DD game for like 70-80% of that time period.

I want to impregnate Uni.

Prey.

its likely an assumption based on repeated observation

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i just want to know if it is better than 13 or not.

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