Pokemon GO?

He still wants to be relevant.

Well if he wanted that he could shovel millions into yet another Kikestarter or some shit.

Err… Yes?

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you need a reality check.

What's actually somewhat concerned about this is that Minecraft just had a major update recently, if I'm not mistaken, and it didn't significantly spike at all.

It's impressive that it can still somehow stay relevant and steady, but it's far more concerning that it hasn't died at all.

People would have kept playing it if they had proper servers and the game didn't continually fuck up 24/7.

Minecraft is updated all the time, of course it's not going to "spike". And no, there hasn't been a "major" update compared to what they've been doing for a long time.

And also if it was a real game at all.

They fixed the servers early on. The biggest fuck up was not significantly improving the game from it's bare and featureless starting point immediately after launch.

It took them 6 months before they decided to make an effort to improve any of the basic features, and that didn't even make a difference.

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HERESY

"Ask me in six months", I said when people ask me how I felt about Pokemon GO to the polls

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It's how we got our President.

It is actually a shame.
Pokemon GO was very nice concept, too bad pretty much everything was bad about this.
Including not walking. Why they fuck would you walk if you could just sit down neat lure someone placed and catch pokemons for hours.

Is anyone surprised everyone got bored of sitting on their ass? You can sit on your ass in home and play better game than GO.

I have played entire Katawa Shuojo just to tell my friend how shit it really is.
I loved it, and it was one of few games that made me fell anything.

I always suspect 90% of Holla Forums is exactly like this.
If they even play video games, when they do like video games, they lie to everyone about them in order to stay in full denial that they don't fall into the category of being plebs.
Like their minds straight up can't accept the idea that they might like something that isn't "Holla Forums approved" so they'd rather lie and keep it to themselves.

>it was one of few games that made me fell anything.
Try wurm, you spend half the game chopping down trees.

You just have to read all the memes people made about it before it came out to realize how much better it could have been. Women joking they could steal pokemon by pretending to type their number into someone's phone at the bar, people wanting to walk around their neighborhood trashing kids in pokemon battles.

I didn't know what to expect from Pokemon Go, but not being able to fight your friends directly with your Pokemon was the dumbest move they could have made.

They had to make it just BARELY fun

I like plenty of VNs including well known shit like MuvLuv, Fate/Stay and Kanon, Halo 1 and 3, Call of Duty until Modern Warfare 2 and still enjoy Payday 2.
I enjoyed Fallout 3 even if it raped everything Black Isle wrote.
I also enjoyed Spec Ops the Line and have made threads about it.

Fact you cannot fight friends is nothing when you remember fighting system is absolute shit in every aspect. I don't know who decided to not use same system which was in regular games.

But before we even gotten to battles, just catching pokemon was shit.
You moved from one hotspot to another, but pokemons appeared constantly. You couldn't put down your phone because it only notifies you when you have app running.
Of course the did screen saver mode but it was bugged and every time you touched a screen my app froze.

I remember one day I just turned this bullshit off and just started listening to music. It doesn't require you to look at screen each few minutes and carry your phone in hand.
Much better walking companion.

You know what I would do? I'd buy a nice house, hire several attractive maids that give me "benefits", build the best PC money can buy, and then spend my entire life playing video games, buying cool toys and building my gunpla while my maids take care of most of my living needs.

To be fair, he basically won the capitalism lottery. He is the best kind of NEET; the kind that owns his own house, and has enough money on hand for a few hundred lifetimes.

That and he's anti-SJW, and doesn't have to worry about being fired, so he can just shoot his mouth off all day.

He just doesn't give a fuck anymore.

Mostly, yes. I mean what else is there to life than hedonism and self-fulfillmentif all your other needs have been met? Outside travelling and some lazy hobbies, I'd drink and eat good food and enjoy vidya, fuck a high-end call girl from time to time.

What else is there to do?

Some faggy shit about doing something "meaningful".

Why is California worth 55 while New York is only worth 29?

I want you both to realize something:

The first poster started with "i'd like to have maids".
Aka, human interaction, sexual interaction that is pretty basic, but still interaction.

The second poster tried to get close to Notch mindset as much as possible, yet even in his effort his mind produced "Outside travelling and some lazy hobbies".

Do you notice how both of you, even without trying, came up with shit to do?
Even within the lazy mindset, your mind immediately presented you with SOMETHING to do.
That's why i don't understand Notch.
He has everything, but he's nothing.
He does nothing.
His entire life is just shitposting on twitter, it's completely void of anything.
Everyone that interacted with him went away, he's alone, and doesn't do anything with himself.
That's my point, just shitposting online and THAT'S IT, you never do anything else, ever, will drive you insane.
Perhaps he's already insane.

I'd say get a girlfriend but we all know how it ended the last time.

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Notch would be better off investing all his money in making the perfect woman, but even then it would be a disappointment because 3D is forever pig disgusting.

But how do you define nothing yourself? Isn't tweeting something? And all he seems to go on is doing some programming shit and fucking around with computers if you take out the inane shitposting.

I think this is more of an issue of society at large and smartphones.

I think you need to proofread your posts, because you type like a 13-year-old.

The maids were mostly so I don't have to worry about things like cleaning the house or buy groceries. The attractive part is just so looking at them doesn't ruin my mood, and the benefits bit was more a "why not if they're already there," as I could just masturbate to weird porn, otherwise. If I could replace them with maid-bots, I would.

How do you know he does nothing? Maybe he travels and shitposts on the go

I want reddit to leave

also, this reminds me of a local dude who never in his life left his quarter of the city. He was born there, went to school there, and found work there. Some TV station decided to interview him, asking him why he didn't, at the very least, try visiting the centre of the city he fucking lives in, and his answer was "What would I do there? What reason do I have to go there when I have everything right here?" People work differently

something

Autism is a source of a constant playerbase till the end of time. Just look at most MMOs, once they pass a certain threshold, they gain a minimum playerbase almost forever

I knew this was going to happen.

If you're going to post anything, don't even bother.

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I know faggots at my office who still play this game.

Well, that IS the gameplay of any pokemon game

>the same guy INSISTS that Go is just in beta right now and they're probably gonna add more features later

Did you ever stop to consider that he reserves twitter for shitposting and that he doesn't broadcast every detail of his waking life?
yeah I know that's not true but still

I thought the battling was the gameplay of any pokemon game.

How did you not kill him yet?

some people like the collecting aspect and battling is just a means to that end, they primarily play the single player story and trade. others enjoy the battling and have encyclopedic knowledge of movesets and weaknesses and mostly do online battling, but will use the singleplayer mode for breeding better fighters.

The reason pokemon is so successful is because it has something for everyone.

Same. They also share their catches with their friends on kikebook. I suspect some do it on purpose to be annoying, but that's hardly an efficient way to do it.

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It's generally frowned upon to murder people at work.

But collecting is worthless. What benefit do you gain from catching 700 pokemon? You can't hang out with them, they don't have personalities, you don't want to use them for battle… so what's left? If this were real life, I could understand wanting to obtain a bunch of magical creatures, but it's not. I literally cannot comprehend this.

What benefit do you get from playing any videogame at all?

I knew a guy who didn't believe in faraway countries because he'd never been there.

Endorphins and a sense of accomplishment. I guess some people get that from doing things even more meaningless than what I enjoy.

Oh hey, I had the same conspiracy theory when I was 12. I argued that I have no proof whatsoever that, say, Korea exists - all it would take is fake a few maps and have a dude or two make fake news about it

What benefit is there to playing literally any fucking vidya? Why play a 200-hour JRPG? Those people aren't your real friends and you didn't really save the world. Why play a racing game? You don't have a 500hp racecar in real life. Why play the battle part of pokemon? You aren't actually winning anything and it doesn't affect your real life.
Their brains are wired to enjoy the collect-a-thon aspect, like yours enjoys whatever the fuck you do with your free time. Obviously there are shit-tons of people who get off on collecting things because Animal Crossing is popular and a very small percentage of the pokemon fanbase is a metagame autist.

Yes, but they like things differently from me, and that makes them shiteating casuals for enjoying an objectively inferior aspect of the game.

Yeah, for sure.

You know it actually takes quite a bit of effort to catch all the pokemon, though. I'd say anyone who has "caught them all" isn't a casual, because they had the perseverance to continue to the end. They didn't quit when they hit 650 and all that was left was the event ones that only become available once every couple years, if that. Getting every single last one of those motherfuckers is some tedious shit and you have to really want it. Casuals who only play their 3DS to waste time on their bus commute to work aren't gonna catch em all.

With 1.3 billion dollar I would start a war, against crossfit. And then I would hang them by the fireplace like rich people do.

I'd get maids as well.

Good thing he was only catching the first 151 like the nostalgiafag he is. The gen 1 pandering is very, very real this generation. Good on him, I guess.

what's wrong with crossfit?

There are 38 million people in california, contrast to 8 million in new york.

So you're saying New York has too many votes for its size?

I'm answering him, California gets more electoral votes allocated to it because it has several times higher of a population than New York.

It's people throwing around weights with bad form and jerking motions, one-way ticket to snap city. They're not even lifting impressive amounts of weight, just enough to hurt themselves with the retarded movements they do.

Cancer of fitness.
I'd just pick an easy target like that since Gawker is already dead.

Yes, but if California is over four times the size of New York, why does it only have not even twice as many delegates?
sage for offtopic, I'm genuinely curious

No, dipshit. He’s wrong, too. New York has 20 million.

Please tell me you’re a foreigner.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_College_(United_States)#Electors

I'm sorry, i clearly expected too much from google when I omitted "city" from the search and expected it to grab the whole state.

Bingo; there’s your problem.

Well that would explain why the numbers look off. Carry on, then.

Well I wouldn't be shitposting on twitter like a retard but I would probably just watch anime all day and maybe, if I ever felt like it, would go on a trip to some remote place.

My roommate does crossfit and keeps talking about how every other fitness method is wrong

yeah, my friend does the same. I never thought too much about it. anybody have an augment disproving it?

Little bitch, please. They made a lot of money. It was a small business to begin with so they must've gotten a nice cut of the earnings

It sounds a bit cliche but money doesnt equal happiness, it makes your life easier true, you dont have to eat shit from any middle boss or get up early to dump hours in some office/factory but that doesnt mean it will make you happy.

I had a coworker who was rich (he had like 10-20 million $ in 1995) yet he showed up for work every goddamn day until he retired, all the crap he could buy never made him happy, but being with his friends and coworkers did (he took no crap from anyone at the factory, not even from the corporate suits).

You don't need to dispose of the core if you eat it vertically instead of horizontally. Just seeds.

They could have kept it going if they didn't destroy the game with updates.
they fucked up

I don't get why anyone would think that. Pokemon go is something you play when you're not at home, while minecraft is something you play at home.

That behavior should clue you in that it's basically a fucking cult.
Literally any book on weightlifting, or any (currently employed) doctor's opinion.

Not /fit/, and I'm going to describe this in the worst of terms, but think of Crossfit as training for bursts of strength. It's perfect for boxers or MMA types because their punches and kicks need to be fast, but they also do a lot of normal lifting behind Crossfit so their bodies can handle those sudden stresses.

Think of the training scene from Kill Bill where The Bride is doing two-inch punches against a board and not breaking through: sudden bursts of energy against the board are just painful and they're only making her marginally stronger. She could alternatively work on her bench press, and then spend some time practicing normal punches against a punching bag, and then would have much less trouble when going back to the two-inch punch.

Those burst of strength also don't translate terribly well into endurance strength. Say you want to work on your legs and improve your deadlift. Crossfit might suggest vertical jumps, just up and down, maybe with weights. This will probably improve how much you could deaflift, but not as much as doing actual deaflifts. Able to jump, but unable to carry a couple hundred pound of extra weight for any amount of time.

If put in video game terms, think of it as strength builds vs. dexterity builds: Crossfit says go all in on dexterity, more traditional lighting says prioritize strength and then sprinkle in dexterity as needed.

This is probably a horrible post, but may provide ample bait to get a /fit/izen to correct me.

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Sure showed them

I really can't hate the guy anymore.

Mostly, yeah. I don't know if shitposting on twitter is literally all he does, but I'd do the same thing except I'd do it on here. Maybe buy a pretty car, invest into neat shit like robotics or something, I dunno.

I'd build a home gym though. That nigga needs to do some dead lifts and lose some weight or he won't be able to shitpost for much longer.

sounds like heaven to me

He's just a flip flopping faggot who is shitting on anything below him just to stay relevant. He doesn't exactly have a ton of depth to his actions.

I think you underestimate your average shitposter's ability to insert shitposting into his daily schedule. Most shitposters live normal, active lives, but only online do their shitposting habits surface. If you know anyone with a shitposting problem, talk to him and try to get him help. If you have a shitposting problem yourself, join a local anonymous shitposting support group.

I think you should leave.
Sage for off topic.

These type of people are the types that really don't contribute to anything and waste bytes of bandwidth, just making generic offhanded single sentences that don't particularly spark any type of interesting discussion, unlike the guy you are replying to.

You should all kill yourselves for not having enough brainpower to think of something with actual substance and meaning.
>>>/cuckchan/ is that way.

And you should post sauce for that shit.
Got my dick out, and it ain't gonna jerk itself.

At least 'try' looking for it yourself.

This honestly.

Electoral votes are proportional to the amount of representatives each state has in the house of representatives. Which is based on population.

Try searching for 走れ おんなのこ
and the artist is listed as "konchiki", per the sad panda. The panda only had it in Chinese, but there's clearly a English version out there somewhere.

Reverse image search tells me it might be called run girl run or Hamachii and Misaki-san.

konchiki - run girl run

Isn't it like … really, REALLY common knowledge that you need vitamin D to function optimally and everyone in Western countries who doesn't spend a high amount of time outdoors should take a Vitamin D-3 supplement daily? I knew this when I was 15 years old.

People still play that shitty unfinished non-game?

Which one?

Both

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It's all because americans wouldn't Pokemon Go To The Polls

Thats some good shit right there, user.

try nhentai

Have any of you actually been headpatted?

it feels nice

It's kind of criminal how underrepresented headpats are.

Have you ever had one of those really long, half an hour hugs where you're not really thinking about anything just enjoying the warmth?

When I was a teenager people used to say I was "socially gay", which led me to end up talking about feelings with random chicks while getting drunk, only to hold hands and group cuddle during the night

It was really comfy

Mah nigga

I hate how I developed into a stuttering antisocial mess in my late twenties, people used to say i gave great hugs.

As we grow up we become bitter because we become aware of the emptiness of life. This is what fucks everyone up.
This is the reason why most suicides happen at the age of 27

Can you guys give me a hug?

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Election night was so awesome. I'll never forget it.

If I had that kind of money I would go full kojima but with no coding skills, ahh fuck, i use the money to hire me the best teacher and some random jester to motivate my ass to want to learn and make my own AAA company and have full fucking control of what goes into my games. I'll go full on nazi with games that come out of my own company. Obviously I'll just be suit running the show but everything will have to through me and not a board of suits that only want profit.

I'm sure i'll end up running the company to the ground and loosing millions but at least before I off myself i can say "At least I tried".

Maybe if you only eat eating apples. There are many varieties.

I'll be your maid user. I even have a uniform already.

Is quick reply not working for anyone else?

Thought I'd share this.

send a picture

Sorry it's such poor quality, the only camera I have access to right now is hte one on my 3DS. Deleted my previous post because I forgot to spoiler the image.

Truly there is no god

Nice

I think I know you.

What's my first name?

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He probably should go full 1488 and run for office, he'll get in by the Autist vote

Honestly with the shit going on in both of the Koreas I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't exist

Is that suppose to be a sick burn because it's telling me how little interest there is in minecraft lately.

I don't think I heard anyone say that Pokemon Go was going to last forever. Fads come and go. Maybe if your reading all the sites hyping every little thing up then sure, you'd shit every little comment for every little heartbeat that you have but everyone knows how trends always go. Nothing lasts forever and Notch knew that when he jumped ship.

You totally can
Patents nowadays are fucking crazy

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He is rich with nothing better to do. Only by being a complete retard or highly unlucky could he ever become poor again. All I see him do anymore is shitpost, and why not shitpost about his baby that made him rich?

The number of delegates each state gets in the election is equal to the number of congressmen that state has in the House of Representatives plus the two Senators that every state has. A congressmen represents a single congressional district, and the number of congressional districts is determined by population. It's about 700,000 people per district.

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People who are obscenely rich have basically "won" at the game of life, but the console is still on.

That's why real happiness comes from self-improvement and sharing with others, which you can do for free.

suffering.

user, we base our entire hobby around looking at bright colors and pressing buttons.

It doesn't get any more meaningless than that.

Let's make it happen.

WOO! just a few months to go

You may as well keep going.

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Fuck off notch you thieving kike

You say that like its some kind of a problem

at least it was a shit one.

tits or gtfo :^)

At this point I'm so fucking lonely that I'd be perfectly fine with a dick so long as it's not shown. I just want a cute girl to pamper me is all. Someone who genuinely loves me back.

I was recently considering trying Pokémon GO again, to see if it's doing any better now. But I found out that they updated it so that Jailbroken phones can't play it anymore. That might be one reason that the popularity has sunk to the bottom.

no, but i want to headpat

Ive also had long hugs with my crush, but she rejected me

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"Nothing" is what you tell people you've been up to when you just don't want to say you've spent 12 hours that day watching anime and shitposting (and more often than not explaining what both of those are).

I have the rest of it but I'm not going to post it

No
>tfw live alone and work from home meaning I rarely see people

I bet you don't eat orange seeds either faggot

I used to get my hair ruffled all the time but I didn't really like it because it was always done condescendingly, so now I'm bitter and spend my time collecting doujinshi to post when people request things.

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There's actually been studies that show that the more money someone makes the more unhappy they'll actually be.

Jesus christ, how disgusting.

Its not dirty if you have good personal hygene. Plus, wouldn't you want to kiss her after all that?

If we're being completely honest Minecraft is one of the most sincerely good games ever made tbqfhfamalam

Minecraft is fucking cancer. It started the indie clique bullshit and employed the business practices of a AAA jew publisher. It's also a shallow unfinished tech demo but it got released anyway because the fat jew knew he could make money without having to actually do any work on it.

You wouldn't last 12 seconds in the bedroom.

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Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Being Lonely Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Go Outside Haha

Games starting trends that devolve to cancer is a problem with people hopping on a bandwagon. It shouldn't have anything to do with the actual game.

The game is honestly pretty finished if you just load a version without hunger and are able to give yourself something to do. Shit went off the deep end post hunger update though.

Hang yourself

Nigger I bet you're the kind of faggot who also likes empty pointless open worlds.
There isn't anything to do in Minecraft. All you can do in it is build shit which is always going to look awful because there's no detail to the world because everything is made out of giant fucking duplo blocks. There is no gameplay beyond that. That would be fine if the building was actually implemented into the rest of the game somehow, but it isn't. For the purpose of the game there's no difference between building a tiny mud shack or a giant castle of autism because it doesn't fucking matter, you can "beat" the "game" just as well with either one.
Other games that came after it like Terraria actually facilitate building by having things like furniture and decorative items as well as giving it a purpose (NPC housing), and also have a real game with lots of content, challenge and progression on top of that.
Pic related is from a thread about procedural generation from a while back but it makes a relevant point to this.

I'll reply anyway because I'm tired and drunk.

Clearly you're building weak shit. The bigger the building and the more skill you put in to it the more it resembles something that isn't made of blocks. Plus, I usually find it engaging on how to find ways to make buildings look more organic.

Besides mining, farming, traversing, creating roads and just about plenty of other shit. You're given plenty of stuff to do, you just have to use a fraction of imagination and planning. Like when I wanted to build a library and had to essentially make a giant fucking reed and cow farm in order to do so which meant I had to have an even larger wheat farm which spanned for a good 200 blocks in each direction.

The fact that you don't want a cool crib to live in alone proves why this game isn't for you.

I like most of my games fairly linear but every now and then I appreciate a sandbox to screw around in.

Since your entire argument is basically "I don't like this style of gameplay so it's shit" You're not saying anything that's actually a detriment to Minecraft. Just that since it has no goal it's not worth your time. If you don't like it just say so faggot, you don't need to hide behind being retarded.

Also that pic is explaining a lot of shit post the hunger update which I don't really support anyway, as a lot of the features in both the world generation and the additional content are both pretty shit since they were a downgrade in quality. Random ganeration doesn't really matter in the game though. I don't play for it looking for a wallpaper or interactivity, I play it to build, mine and thrive. If you want a world you can interact with then either play another game or fucking build one. That's why it's a sandbox game. The world generation in older minecraft was usually pretty good though. Especially in snow biomes for max comf.

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You're saying the painting looks like shit but if you stand further back and squint it will look fine.
Just a means to get the resources to build more.
See above.
The fuck does this even mean?
Literally pointless since it doesn't make a difference.
In the context of the game it doesn't fucking matter. If you are autistic enough to pride yourself with the virtual mansion you've built that looks like fucking shit more power to you, but in the game it makes literally no difference because for all intents and purposes it's the same exact effect as just having a big square room and dumping all your shit in it. If you want to build cool things, do it in a game where it will be appreciated either by other people or the game itself, such as Sims.

How can you "screw around in" Minecraft? It's the most barebones fucking sandbox around. All you can do is place and remove blocks and nothing in the world reacts to any action you take as a player.

You make it sound as if I'm some grumpy old man telling you to stop having fun but Minecraft shouldn't fun for any length of time unless you are genuinely autistic or derive some other kind of enjoyment from it like playing it with other people because the "game" itself is nothing beyond what you could achieve in real life with a set of fucking building blocks. You like building things and I get that but there are so many better games to do that in than in Minecraft. This is like playing those shitty racing games that came on CDs in cereal boxes because you like racing games.

Well it's true actually. Pixelated games don't really look that great when you can only see 4 of them at any given time.
Well if I got the resources instantly it wouldn't be very rewarding would it?
What about it? I like getting materials to build with. You ever mine Obsidian just to get stuff to look black? It's well worth it if you're experienced enough.
Traveling*
Besides going from point A to point B faster? Gee I guess not. I guess you could make underground railways for fun.
Well I would hardly call a grand library a big empty room.
What kind sad faggot are you to show off your sims world to other people? I like to build in minecraft because I like spending time and effort gaining resourcest build stuff. You act like it's a crime to enjoy something that doesn't have a higher purpose devised for it.
Well actually the entire world reacts to the actions you take because the entire world is malleable. I take great pleasure in changing the world to fit what I enjoy.
Hi welcome to Holla Forums. No really though there's not really much autistic with just wanting to build a castle in a virtual world. Should people be lynched for wanting to play in a sandbox because there's nothing to "do" in it?
Well I can't really pour lava over my house to make it look bad ass in real life. I mean there's clearly more to minecraft than just stacking blocks in terms of ambience and the virtual enviroment. Also instead of paying $50-100'ish dollars for a semi-comparable lego set in terms of block variety.
Not really. Not for what I'm looking for anyway. I mean there's plenty of decent building games out there like Factorio (which I play a bunch) that actually progress and lead to something. Which I play often don't get me wrong but with minecraft I get a more chill environment and complete freedom with minor risk of my character dying. Is it really hard to believe that you can have fun playing a game that's as open ended as this?

Really take a chill for a bit and reconsider what you're trying to say here because most of what I'm getting is what I stated earlier. You don't like thing and you don't like others for liking thing. If it were a game like NuDoom or Skyrim or something I'de get it because there's actual giant problems in design and effort in those games but the problems I find in Minecraft are either easily ignored or to minor given the nature of the game. And since your only actual big complaint is that there's nothing to do in it despite me thinking otherwise I'de say this discussion is over.

In July when this came out I was the first one to tell my sister that by end of the year it will be forgotten already.

try not to feel pride about a product when you managed to sell it for that much money m8.

I don't know what the fuck is going on with mojang or mod developers these days, I made a modpack for 1.10 for old time's sake.
It's awful, it's just awful.
5 years ago, Tekkit/Technic was an amazingly fun modpack, and could run alright on mildly shit computers.
A modpack for 1.7.4 ran decent (as decent as a modpack could anyway) and a server might only need to be restarted daily to unload lingering chunks and free up memory, and that was with ~200 mods.
This 1.10 modpack has less than 90 mods and uses almost 4gb as soon as it starts. What the fuck are they doing to make it perform so awful? Notch may have had spaghetti code, but his code could at least run on a pentium4, now this shit struggles with four cores.

Remember when Minecraft was meant to be a first-person Dwarf Fortress?

Hell I remember the thread where he first asked if people would be willing to pay $5 for it to help cover the costs of "development". I remember when he fucked off to get his "creative inspiration" elsewhere.

Is that your bed in the background? Wheres the frame? It looks like just a mattress.

No, it's a cardboard box.

All the same, you should invest in a bed. They're quite comfy.

I already have one, it's just not in the shot.

why aren't you posing more, faggot.

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dick or gtfo

this

holy shit the possibilities are all coming togheter

How can a man be so rich and yet be so poor?

Didn't his dad commit soduko because his son was a good for nothing broke game developer at the time?