Fullderp is a game where one of us declares himself the champ and takes a ragtag team of six Pokemon assembled by anons into an online competitive Pokemon battling simulator!
When the current champ calls "new champ", the first poster to claim it is our champ. The first six legal Pokemon suggested once champ has been claimed or "new team" has been called will be the team our champ uses to battle. Suggesters are not to make multiple suggestions for a team unless 15 minutes have passed since their last request, or if the champ specifically asks for re-requests. The champ will be battling in [Gen 7] Pokebank OU unless he specifies otherwise. (Things are in an awkward testing phase at the moment. Regular formats will be determined sometime next month.)
——————————— Showdown: play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder/ ——————————— THE RULES: Failure to follow the rules will result in IMPEACHMENT and/or BULLYING. 1. The champ cannot forfeit or intentionally throw a match. 2. The champ may not edit a set without the suggester's permission. 3. The champ is not allowed to timer stall. 4. All Pokemon must be nicknamed. ——————————— Pokemon Premades: pastebin.com/raw/f3CZVRx7 ——————————— Thread Finder: gmakers.xyz/fullderp This site will automatically redirect you to the current thread. Bookmark it so you don't need to waste time browsing the catalog! ———————————
1. /roomvoice (username) This lets us talk. Do this for every single person. If someone's unregistered, tell them in chat. 2. /publicroom This lets us enter the room.
/dt [x] - Get additional details on a Pokemon/item/move/ability. /weak [pokemon] or [type 1]/[type 2] - Provides a list of resistances, weaknesses, and immunities (ignoring abilities). /coverage [move/type 1], [move/type 2], … - Provides the best effectiveness match-up against all defending types for given moves or attacking types. /learn [pokemon], [move, …] - Displays if a Pokemon can learn the given move(s). /ds [x], [x], … - Searches for Pokemon that fulfill the selected criteria. Major search categories are: type, tier, moves, ability, stats. (Replace / with ! to display results to the room.) /me - Allows for erotic roleplaying and crogre memes.
Protip: Put your memes in [code] tags to make it easier for the champ to import them!
OP Copypasta: pastebin.com/raw/n1TX1p62 Just copy and paste! Reminder: Don't make the new thread until the old one is on Page 13!
But he can. This is what you signed up for when you claimed the role of chimp.
Charles Phillips
ok I want to participate in whatever the fuck these threads are about. they're pokeymanz right? so what do I have to do?
Kayden Kelly
I want to see him try.
Give me 1(one) suggestion for a team, it can range from anything from a vague concept to a specific set that I can just copypaste onto the teambuilder.
Tyler Brown
You have to, that's the rules.
Evan James
merely pretending?
Pick a pokemon and design its evs/ moves and make the chimp use it in battle
You came at a good time. When someone says they're the champ (which someone already has), you give them one Pokemon. You can be as vague or as specific as you'd like. You can give the champ a completely specific set that he has no control over, or you can just say "Something that looks like a penis". The champ will then use that pokemon (along with 5 others) to battle people online who are playing the game seriously. We make fun of them.
Mason Powell
I need one more.
Tyler Peterson
Let the new guy suggest one
Benjamin Collins
-Pidgeot -wing attack -aerial ace -fly -ice beam -Typhlosion -flamethrower -thunderpunch -toxic -mega punch -Quagsire -surf -earthquake -mudslap -safeguard -Vileplume -sunny day -solar beam -giga drain -sleep powder -Golem -rock throw -rollout -fire blast -harden -Espeon -future sight -psychic -calm mind -quick attack am i doin it rite
Isaac Thomas
At least you tried. Follow format Also you can only suggest one
Cooper Jones
what the fuck
Jayden Johnson
Not even close. You choose just one pokemon for the team. Fortunately, it can be taken as a "choose from one of these" suggestions.
Well, you're not doing it wrong. You'll get the hang of it if you stick around. If you make your sets in this: play.pokemonshowdown.com/teambuilder You can export them and just copypaste them here.
look at all these formats. which one is the right one
Landon Sullivan
We use [Gen 7] Pokebank OU.
Adam Sanders
Right there in the OP, says we're in [Gen 7] Pokebank OU It's overwhelming at first but it doesn't take more than a few minutes to realize 'what you're supposed to be looking for' on each page.
Okay so the pokebuilder gives all your pokeymanz perfect IVs every time and I don't get the IV spread options. Should I just leave them at default or what?
yeah but I mean I don't understand what the presets really do. the first one says "min Attack" which I assume means that the monster in question will be a shit at using physical attack moves. easy enough, but what I am asking is if I should leave them at default IVs or waste my time trying to get a perfect custom spread by doing autistic tier research
Landon Peterson
For the most part, you will never have to edit the IVs of your Pokemon. Even for Hidden Power, the teambuilder automatically changes your IVs to match the Hidden Power type you want.
Owen Harris
want to go second more reliably? min spe don't want to take more damage from foul play and confusion? min atk that's all there is to it, hp typing is automatically adjusted upon selecting the move
Jason Lopez
Default. You only want to change them to counter foul play or some other really niche situations
106 Hitmonlee Zidane (Hitmonlee) @ Red Card Ability: Limber EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Headbutt - Substitute - Revenge - Covet
Nicholas Roberts
he said new champ you dumb nigger
Connor King
fuck you then
The Medichamp (Medicham) @ Medichamite Ability: Pure Power EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Fake Out - Zen Headbutt - Endure - Reversal
Jaxon Sanchez
a classic
Landon Morris
a champ has still not been selected jigaboo, go back to africa until one reveals themselves
Juan Diaz
So get off your ass and do it so i can give you shitmon.
Jayden Wood
I don't really feel like it at the moment, why don't you so I can give you the most smogon of smogonmons available.
Joseph Rogers
Honestly? Ive never chimp'd before. Never built a team in showdown. Would probably take me way too fucking long to do it.
Aaron Cooper
Well then you go champ and get bullied like everyone else
Samuel Moore
I haven't either, I'd be interested in chimping out next. I'd like a team of only cute things with offensive names, please. In Gen 5/6 I ran trap/switch teams to the point of pissing off my irl friends. Good times.
Jack Ross
let me give you some tips
most of the time you will get a complete set that you simply import from text into the editory
if you just get a mon then search for builds on smogon for it if you're a lazy nigger
mememons can be found in the memebins with ctrl f
Elijah Price
No thanks. Still working through Poni Island in moon. Maybe when im done. Thanks for the advice though. Ill look into it soon enough.
Eli Moore
TRICK MASTER (Gourgeist) @ Ghostium Z Ability: Frisk EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Trick-or-Treat - Phantom Force - Pain Split - Seed Bomb
Z-Trick Or Treat raises all your stats by 1 and makes the opponent Ghost type, thus weak to Phantom Force.
Jace Wilson
so you're champ? defensive cute mon called "rape victim"
Jeremiah Sullivan
Do we have no champ? Then I will be champ. Let me set up an acct.
Jason Brown
mega sableye
Ryan Perez
b70755 (Smeargle) @ Choice Scarf Ability: Own Tempo EVs: 6 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature -Final Gambit -Explosion -Lunar Dance -Memento
Joseph Thompson
wew (Mew) @ Leftovers Ability: Synchronize EVs: 252 HP / 224 Def / 32 Spe Bold Nature - Metronome - Bulk Up / Ancient Power - Calm Mind - Soft-Boiled
Kayden Davis
reposting just in case
TRICK MASTER (Gourgeist) @ Ghostium Z Ability: Frisk EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Trick-or-Treat - Phantom Force - Pain Split - Seed Bomb
Ian Ramirez
Need two more. Wow, this is really convenient.
Tyler Watson
I'm adding a ribombee because I like ribombee.
Ayden Stewart
your choice from some ice mons:
the cheat (Weavile) Ability: Pickpocket EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Fake Out - Ice Shard - Knock Off - Swords Dance
or
mai waifu (Glaceon) @ Leftovers Ability: Ice Body EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Heal Bell - Wish - Protect - Blizzard
Leo Lee
Flinchrat.
Nolan Walker
Already started, give me the full set and I'll sub it for the ribombee next fight
Julian Morgan
Flinchrat (Cinccino) @ King's Rock Ability: Skill Link EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Tail Slap - Rock Blast - Bullet Seed - Thunder Wave / Aqua Tail / Wake-Up Slap / ((Filler))
Sharpedo (Sharpedoite) EVs: 252 Atk, 252 spd, 4 def -Psychic Fangs -Crunch -Protect -Waterfall I haven't participated in these threads before, but is this Sharpedo any good? webm unrelated.
Hey random question, does anyone here play video games with gloves? I just got some fingerless gloves and their really great for me they cozy and keep my shakey hands under control for once.
Mason Jackson
You’re a hipster douchebag. Fuck off.
Ayden Sanders
me champ
You can't say you have fingerless gloves and not possibly expect to be bullied for it.
>>>/reddit/
Aiden Cruz
Those are the biggest signs of a faggot, stay away.
Sugg: togekiss with ancient power/ominus + stored power. REst is up to champ
Easton Rivera
No, but that will probably make your mouse hand move like a crane
Cooper Murphy
『Emperor』 (Clawitzer) (M) @ Choice Specs Ability: Mega Launcher Shiny: Yes EVs: 248 HP / 252 SpA / 8 SpD Modest Nature - Aura Sphere - Dark Pulse - Dragon Pulse - Water Pulse
Well am not hipster, I honestly don't care for nostalgia I care more about the quality of something rather the fact if its old.
As for being bullied I can't say I care as no one could say something I already haven't heard, honestly I was my own bully for details I wont get into, also I am a faggot I wont deny that I mean I have a boyfriend so yeah.
As for reddit, I avoid that honestly reddit is not but a huge circle jerk even more so than here so I rather be called or have something done to me here, than step into the nonstop "amazing" reddit threads about some kind finding is old gameboy color and praising it like its the second coming of whatever god you may believe.
Excuse me is the quality poor or am I just deaf right now All I could hear is some faggot thinking he was this close to fucking a girl. What's actually happening?
Either you mean battles points or something else, as for my showdown actual overall bp, I don't think its very high I don't really play the game seriously enough, Or if your asking about my guys dick, Its a descent length not very thick though, but I its honestly do to his family him circumcision. More over this is the strangest thing I talk about in while.
El Presidente (Gumshoos) (M) @ Focus Sash Ability: Stakeout EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Yawn - Last Resort
Wyatt Rodriguez
Mega Houndoom. Or regular if you can't mega.
Charles Gutierrez
2 more, resuggestions allowed
Jonathan Wood
IM HELPING! (Sawsbuck-Summer) (M) @ Normalium Z Ability: Chlorophyll EVs: 252 HP / 104 Def / 152 SpD Impish Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Baton Pass - Swords Dance - Aromatherapy - Light Screen
Carter Williams
GRAND SLAM (Hawlucha) @ Fightinium Z Ability: Unburden EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Swords Dance - High Jump Kick - Acrobatics - Encore
Too Damn Salty withdrew Charizard! Too Damn Salty sent out Tyranitar! [Opposing Tyranitar's Sand Stream!] A sandstorm kicked up! El Presidente, come back! Go! edgy dogger (Houndoom)!
Ass-sickle (Sandslash-Alola) @ Air Balloon Ability: Slush Rush EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Icicle Crash - Rapid Spin - Leech Life - Iron Head
Hail team? Hail team.
Xavier Cox
SMASHING THIS TEAM (Tyrantrum) @ Rockium Z Ability: Rock Head EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Dragon Dance - Head Smash - Earthquake - Outrage
Look, I run a bug-only team all the fucking time and stealth rock does shit all to my team because that extra turn they give me by doing that shit allows me to set up for a full sweep of their team with one mon.
Smogon is fuckin' garbage, the only thing I really used them for was Scizor's Bullet Punch Technician, but that was when I was younger and still getting into it.
I can't BELIEVE that they literally put that moveset on a mon MADE FOR SWEEPING TEAMS
Landon Miller
Skull bash Z might be interesting
Kevin Morales
LOCAL BIRD NOT SO BRAVE AFTER FIGHTING BULLY VICTIM!
You could come at me with a team full of Arceus and still not win.
Michael Martin
Oh and I might swap out Aranaquid for golisopod after I get the hang of his playstyle.
Singles is what i'm best at.
Jayden Cooper
Shoot me a challeng, username vfgg We'll end my chimping with an exhibition match.
Hunter Watson
Some of the mons i found were pretty much unfinished so I might have to use my old team, gimme a sec, also I forgot to save my team from last time so let me reconstruct it. name's wallface
I should have just used my chimp team so it would have been at least a little bit challenging.
NEW CHAMP
Jack Parker
me, please
Colton Bailey
Burn Out (Arcanine) @ Life Orb Ability: Intimidate EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Burn Up - Hidden Power (Any) whatever other moves you want
Swords Dance/Bug Bite/Bullet Punch/Baton Pass Item: Mega Scizorite for extra boost or Life Orb if you're retarded.
Jason Cox
...
Gabriel Torres
I really think you might be the last person anyone should trust with their bug sets.
Ethan Peterson
I don't feel like chump since i wanted Parting Shot Silvally anyway, STABplosion was just for fun.
Julian Fisher
Lamp?
Noah Price
I'm no chump. The joke's on you because there is no bug that can reliably sweep from turn 1.
Joshua Baker
Nigger I took out two of his team with Scizor even IF i'm the dan of this thread.
Most mons can't. It's the buffmons who actually have the ability to do that. fuckers like Scizor who use Swords Dance or whatever to set up for a sweep are the only ones who can reliably sweep outside of type advantage.
Luke James
No you didn't, I won 6-0 with my crogres
Jaxon Turner
You made big claims of being able to take out 6 Arceuses so being able to beat two mons doesn't really carry a lot of weight.
Isaiah Sullivan
Fuck it, I need practice.
The name's Wallface.
If you want to beat up and humiliate me until I get gud, then challenge me. Or are you afraid of someone like me who supposedly only loses?
Nathaniel Bennett
So are we officially impeaching?
Joshua Moore
IMPEACH
Benjamin Carter
How about you champ? If you need the practice so badly, chimp for us.
Aiden James
I WILL TRAIN
sure
Ryan Gray
THIS MAN IS OUR CHAMP GIVE HIM MEMES
Lucas Adams
Have a Cosmog.
Ethan Price
Fuck you nigger i'm the dan not the background npc
Clamps (Scizor) (M) @ Scizorite Ability: Light Metal EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Adamant Nature - Swords Dance - Roost - Bullet Punch - Knock OffHere. It's a Scizor that's better than yours because it's the one I use and I'm better than you.
Sentimulo Carlos (Raticate-Alola) @ Red Card Ability: Thick Fat EVs: 144 HP / 4 Atk / 100 Def / 160 SpD / 100 Spe Jolly Nature - Crunch - Super Fang - Switcheroo - Taunt
Jonathan Garcia
Burn Out (Arcanine) @ Life Orb
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Burn Up
- Hidden Power (Any)
whatever other moves you want
Logan Miller
Fuck you.
Free pick of any mon that sets Stealth Rock.
Luis Lee
:^)
Jonathan Jackson
yeah but if you dont bring cosmog you'll get impeached
Brayden Davis
Sensei of Saikyo-Ryu
His disciples
Jason Ortiz
★Wallface: 6 groudons is like the opposite of a good team
Liam Reed
Your Mother (Omastar) @ Life Orb Ability: Swift Swim EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Rain Dance - Stealth Rock - Hydro Pump - Ice Beam
Michael Robinson
Final team
Clamps (Scizor) (M) @ Scizorite Ability: Light Metal EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Adamant Nature - Swords Dance - Roost - Bullet Punch - Knock Off
Sentimulo Carlos (Raticate-Alola) @ Red Card Ability: Thick Fat EVs: 144 HP / 4 Atk / 100 Def / 160 SpD / 100 Spe Jolly Nature - Crunch - Super Fang - Switcheroo - Taunt
Burn Out (Arcanine) @ Life Orb Ability: Intimidate EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Burn Up - hiddenpowerany
Your Mother (Omastar) @ Life Orb Ability: Swift Swim EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Rain Dance - Stealth Rock - Hydro Pump - Ice Beam
USELESS (Cosmog) Ability: Unaware EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe IVs: 0 Atk
Excaliber or some shit (Aegislash) @ Leftovers Ability: Stance Change EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - King's Shield - Iron Head - Swords Dance - Shadow Sneak
any changes?
Wyatt Perez
Wait, why the FUCK did you give a Scizor fucking Light Metal?
Zachary Lopez
But it made the cut fam
Alexander Phillips
It gets Technician after mega evolving and giving it Light Metal helps it switch into certain Pokemon like Low Kick Weavile before mega evolving. Come on, you don't even know that much?
Grayson Butler
You replace the Scizor this instant with this one or fuck off.
Ryan Ortiz
Oh fuck really?
Team updated. Cosmog is literally not allowed in any bracket so I replaced him with a splash Magikarp.
Clamps (Scizor) (M) @ Scizorite Ability: Light Metal EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD Adamant Nature - Swords Dance - Roost - Bullet Punch - Knock Off
Sentimulo Carlos (Raticate-Alola) @ Red Card Ability: Thick Fat EVs: 144 HP / 4 Atk / 100 Def / 160 SpD / 100 Spe Jolly Nature - Crunch - Super Fang - Switcheroo - Taunt
Burn Out (Arcanine) @ Life Orb Ability: Intimidate EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Timid Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Burn Up - hiddenpowerany
Your Mother (Omastar) @ Life Orb Ability: Swift Swim EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Modest Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Rain Dance - Stealth Rock - Hydro Pump - Ice Beam
Cunt-MAN (Incineroar) (F) @ Life Orb Ability: Intimidate EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Darkest Lariat - Cross Chop - Swords Dance - Acrobatics
Champ you've got the wrong Scizor. You should be using this one: SKILLFUL DISPLAY (Scizor-Mega) @ Scizorite Ability: Technician EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Adamant Nature - Swords Dance - U-turn
Nathaniel Howard
Fine geez replaced now challange
Sebastian Sullivan
There is no challenge. You play against randoms in [Gen 7] Pokebank OU while we laugh at you.
Guzzlord with Normalium Z, Stockpile and whatever. Stockpile Z is a full heal.
Christopher Myers
Fiiiiine limp, you can have a cosmoem
Evan Barnes
He just doesn't fucking stop.
Lucas Reyes
What is this, some kind of jewish insult?
Owen Rodriguez
Isn't that just like religion or some other bullshit? An excuse for shitty behavior. And honestly it harms you more then me. Evaluate your life right now, I know exactly who comes here.
Ethan Harris
Champ
Chimps
Chump
Isaac Jones
The Wallfaces
The oven
Joseph Hernandez
It's not an insult at all.
If you're offended, or if you think it's out of place to have spending money that you earned, then maybe you should question yourself instead of being all defensive about it.
Jason Nelson
Yeah, you definitely are jewish, are you?
Landon Martin
your lies don't work here israeli boy
Oliver Lopez
Do you feel ashamed about something that you'd like to tell the whole class?
Does your father hate you, or have you accidentally heard the insults your family throws at you behind your back about being a leech, or a layabout, or a something along that line?
I know all of you and i've been here for years. Don't start this neo-v tier insult game with me, i'm not here to be accepted by the group or to have people pat my back for saying the same insults over and over, i'm here for you, big guy.
I know the people who congregate here, people who were bullied, people who can't strike back in real life so they vent it here.
I'm not going to fuck around with you. You're a coward most of all, you can't even deal with your own life so you do exactly what the others did to you, and you couldn't be enough of a man to hit them back.
The fact that you're using jew insults this early means that the only thing you have here is the same shit that got you singled out and picked last, group bullying.
Are you fucking 12?
Nolan Carter
The Jew is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Jew and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Colton Foster
>reddit spacing
Carson Morris
wew, really struck a nerve there :^)
David Diaz
...
Liam Ramirez
heh
Thomas Jenkins
I wish i had something clever to say about this whole, uh, situation
Well, 1cc26f certainly doesn't have anything clever to say.
Aiden Jones
★WallFace: Why am I still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I feel my shitmons, my bugs, even my cosmog. The match I lost… The insults I got… it won't stop hurting.
Julian Kelly
Oh right here it is. We are below the Dragon Ball fanbase for a reason
You know what I think's funny? The fact that insulting someone on here doesn't actually do anything.
On other sites, other forums, you usually have an identity linked to an email, which makes it harder to ban avoid and you have a tangible identity. Not here.
As soon as this thread ends due to bumplock I can just try again as many times I like with forged identities until I git gud.
So, what I can do is change that identity, build a no-fun team that isn't full of my favorite mons instead, then wreck you, and you'll be devastated when I whisper
Wallface was here
So keep on memeing.
Xavier Martin
You'll be gone by tomorrow and we'll have forgotten all about you in a few days. Don't get yourself too worked up. It'll give you high blood pressure.
Thomas Price
Good, maybe you'll actually learn the rules and why we all called you a dumb nigger if you keep lurking.
said the guy who hasn't won a single match since the beggining of the thread
Zachary Nguyen
Good job, retard, you figured out exactly why we use anonymous imageboards. Everything you just said, aside from that idiotic namefag bullshit at the end, is the reason most of us love 8ch. And here you are, acting like this is some huge shock to us. Is this your first day here?
Brody Edwards
Here's the free DLC, the next DLC is episodic and I charge 88.88 per episode
Jayden Garcia
So why was he pulling shit up involving online identity like it mattered?
Robert Jenkins
...
Dominic Reyes
fuck off jew
Hunter Moore
Yeah, nice mental gymnastics you got there, shlomo.
Did your friends from the JIDF teach you that? :^)
Gabriel Hernandez
Ooh, did I massacre too many of your people, you double-faced shithead?
Considering that you're assigning identity on an user imageboard, literally labeling people as Jew or Spic or whatever Holla Forums flavor of the day it is today, isn't that hypocritical of you?
You're the one playing identity politics here, you jew.
Jordan Hughes
The only one who got holocausted was you, 6-0.
Isaiah Brooks
You're the only jew here, Chaimwallace
Evan Butler
Playing a VGC team instead of what you want to play is super gay, ya cuck.
Seriously, I turned this whole place upside down by fucking losing and calling you out, how about instead of trying so hard to win, how about you chill the fuck out and use a team that isn't ripped from VGC tryhards when you don't play the random mons people suggest on here?
I told you what my team was ahead of time, and you used a VGC tryhard team, I wouldn't call that an accomplishment.
How about you stop acting like a faggot and be smug when you deserve it?
Juan Taylor
Yeah, nice try, but your jewish tricks aren't working here.
Wyatt Taylor
You play a VGC team.
No you just were a shitter
You too, and you lost twice to non-vgc teams too. Suck my dick, you lost, choke on it
Colton Hernandez
I seriously don't get it, I work at a fucking Wal-Mart for 9 dollars an hour (they upped the pay because unions fucked em over for it) and you automatically call me a jew when you don't know how much I make?
What, is ANY money at jew level for you? Do you seriously use all your money to the point that you live paycheck to paycheck without thinking about the future?
Get a 401k you retard, grow up.
Grayson Phillips
Nice try, Chaim. You are a fucking jew and you're fucking buttdevasted you've been found out, post proof or fuck off.
Austin Clark
So, let's run this down play-by-play so your autistic ass can understand why we are all laughing at you.
1. You come into the thread claiming your shitmon bug team can sweep pebbs 2. We beat your shitmon team with relative ease SHOAH'D 3. You decide to chimp to get better, but instead of losing and getting better, you go back to the shitmons and still try to champ 4. You stay in the thread and attempt to insult us with your "bank account" Prompting us to call you the kike that you are. 5.YOU KEEP FUCKING POSTING
So stop posting. Anons used to have a saying to people like you: LURK MOAR. For your dignity please follow this advice.
Oliver Ortiz
new teamu
Cameron Gutierrez
slush rush beartic
Julian Brown
It Just Werks (Swellow) @ Salac Berry Ability: Scrappy EVs: 4 Atk / 252 SpA / 252 Spe Hasty Nature - Work Up - Brave Bird - Boomburst - Heat Wave/Reversal
I don't think you understand what those words mean and i can't be half assed to attach an image
Kevin Ortiz
Nigger I played a bug team because I wanted to and random mons at your suggestion. YOU played a fucking Landorus sweep team ripped straight from a winner's circle, presumably because you play a kid's game meant for fun like a serious competition for money or some shit, god damn.
And yet look at all the salt and jew insults mined, it's clear that you guys can't handle a little shaking up of your little hugbox.
Holy shit Phil Fish DOES post here. How's leeching off your parent's goodwill and work doing for you?
Time for a step by step of your step by step
I was looking for a fight, and you seriously took it seriously. Oy vey, what an accomplishment
It was boring and I have no loyalty to you. Besides, seeing all of you get mad over not using your team was more fun then using your team. Oh did I offend you? Should I wave my bi-monthly tiny ass paycheck in front of you because you're clearly offended? If having a job is being a kike, then i'd rather be a kike then deal with your parasite bullshit. You're no better then the SJW fucks who started this shit in 2007 because they weren't getting enough money from their parents or some shit because they're spoiled brats. Oh no, what a travesty.
No I played a 6 kyogre then a 6 groundon team, you said you could beat 6 arceus remember, jew? No salt here fameran, I'm just laughing at how the jew recoils and shrieks in fear once found out, keep spewing shit. I'd rather be a neet than work at fucking k-mart
Nolan Brooks
We get it. You have the bigger penis.
Connor Smith
Are you kidding? Do you not know what trash talk is?
Bentley Wood
You're the one crying about how mean and pathetic and lonely we all are.
Daniel Ward
Since you're obviously very unaware of social cues, I must inform you that we are not offended by your posts. We are ""laughing"" at them. For one person to be such a retard and embarrass themselves further is quite amusing. I was just trying to explain it so that you weren't as confused as to what is happening, sperglord.
Gavin Fisher
Turns out the only lonely and pathetic guy wasting away for 9 shekels an hour is him :^)
Kevin Harris
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Matthew Bennett
Someone doesn't know what projection is.
Crying over someone else being mean and lonely and all that is illogical. And you added on pathetic when I didn't even say it once either! Does that mean you're crying right now?
killallnerdsv2.exe (Genesect) @ Choice Band Ability: Download Shiny: Yes EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe Hasty Nature - U-turn - Iron Head - Extreme Speed - Explosion
Luis Miller
Well then I must be a fucking comedian, because you just keep responding, pretending that you aren't mad at all by saying that you're actually laughing.
Nigger if this was such a jubilant occasion for you, then you'd laugh it off, not responding a million times and insisting that I know that you're "laughing" at me in order to make me feel worse then you or some shit. You're the epitome of mad right now, mainly because I'm not bowing to your pure bullshit, that defiance and that inability to control another person is what keeps you coming back like an abused housewife, it partially relates to the fact that you're mad that you can't control other people, like
here "i'm better then him, there are people lower then me!" you say to make yourself feel better about your shitty choices in life, Trust me, i've been there. But then I got a job. Shit, I still live with my parents but I now have more money then I know what to do with, and I have a supportive family, which I love and cherish, and so do they. I bet few of you have both, let alone one. I guess that's what keeps me going here. Unlike you, i'm not a weak-ass neet who cares what people on a mongolian picture-painting board thinks. Unlike most of you I have a future. Because let's be real here, if all of you are so stubborn to not get a job, then all of you are going to die out on the streets when your parents die off if they don't kick you out first.
Ryan Sullivan
Service Dogger (Absol) @ Focus Sash Ability: Justified EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD Bold Nature IVs: 0 Atk - Baton Pass - Psych Up - Swords Dance - Calm Mind
Jordan Jackson
BALKY WATER ZARD (Feraligatr) @ Mystic Water Ability: Torrent EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD Adamant Nature - Aqua Jet - [Coverage] - Waterfall - Swords Dance
A shitty job at walmart I fucked you're mother, c^ck
Parker Jones
jew
Gavin Ortiz
so you got his sloppy seconds?
Isaac Foster
Buddy, look I don’t care. I’m just curious how much you bench because I bench 420 and I’m only 21. What are you? 23 or something? Hah it’s funny because you are a weak pathetic piece of shit. My friends call me Rambo, so you can just call me Rambo. I’ll have you know I passed high school with a 3.0 GPA and I’m now currently in military school. You probably couldn’t even pass the entrance exam to get into it, I’ll have you know it requires an 80% overall average on the exam to even get accepted. The best part is, I got a 90%. You? Absolutely nothing you worthless piece of shit. Tell me where you live because I’m probably going to be heading there soon. Just going to warn you I could probably fuck you up in an instant. The fact that I’m 21 and lift more than you ever can is funny. When I graduate military school I will be serving my country and making 6 figure income. What will you be making? Less than me just like how you lift less you loser. If I ever come to where ever you live I’ll fuck you up.
You are in such denial for a human being for doing that much. It’s amazing that I play that many games and be good at everything else I do. And that’s what I’m saying, I’m like a god. I’m not human when it comes to doing that much stuff all at once. You would be amazed by how productive I am and how little time I have because I’m busy. Do you want me to tell you how I’m busy and productive? I manage so many things in my life it’s ridiculous. I don’t even understand. Maybe it’s because I’m a fucking god. If I told you how my average day goes you would be full of jealously, but let me tell how it goes loser. But actually you don’t even fucking deserve to talk to me. People don’t even know you. You aren’t even known like me. I’m like the fucking queen. When YOU are in my presence you only talk about me you worthless piece of shit. This all about ME not YOU because you aren’t even fucking KNOWN.
Let’s have a social interview with you. What the fuck do you even do? Oh wait nothing.
Tell me that I am a god at everything I do and that you would love to be in my life and you look up to me because my life is perfect and if you had my life you would just be the happiest man in the world. Which you already have said.
Camden Gray
Fucking hell, where do I even start.
You do realize we're just milking you for the lolcow you are?
Weren't you the one that started calling other people out, for just leeching off their parents? Well look who is the parasite now :^)
Choose one :^)
Caleb Roberts
It's actually a pretty cushy job. I push carts around. What this actually translates to is standing around, chatting with friends on the job, and organizing carts once in a while, getting exercise while I do it. Shit, there's little to no job to do, which is actually the boring part. Shit, I'm moving on from there, of course, but shitty isn't actually a descriptor here, I get paid for doing basically nothing and I get free exercise, don't have to get a gym membership either.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jackson Perez
The fact you can't read IDs to see that it's the same person is very telling. That's just icing on the cake, though. You are obviously very proud of your job and use it to attempt to bully others. The fact that you think we care about some shit $9/hr wagecuck job means that you're more petty than you seemed before. Hence, we will still laugh at you. Also I'm pretty sure we all work or go to school, considering there are so many dead hours in these fucking threads.
So do you pay for your own food, gas, clothes, insurance, do you do your own taxes now, or do you still leech off your parents?
I don't think you understand what a leech is, buddy. YOU ARE ONE.
You might not hear it from your parents because you're their son/daughter, but they secretly hate that you don't contribute, and that you act as a weight on their expenses.
If anyone should be called a hypocrite, it's you. Seriously, that was a WEAK comeback, you just hit youself in the face.
James Stewart
translates to being a shitty wageslave earning 9 per hour before taxes, cuck I really doubt it, enjoy that dead end job forever, faggot. I bet you're a fat fuck too, you keep repeating how healthy you are even though you're just a pathetic wageslave
Tyler Hall
lmao ur the leech and I fucked you're mom cuckie
Chase Stewart
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Logan Edwards
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Zachary Allen
this is bugfag right now
Ian Torres
Considering that, instead of you, I never even talked about my work or living status, you seem to be projecting really hardcore here. :^)
Jonathan Baker
He's gonna come back with a long one. I can feel it. Get ya popcorn ready.
Camden Turner
I wish he didn't everyone is acting gay now
Christian Hall
9 dollars an hour is about 73692(part time 23 hours before you ask) dollars a year more then you, and you have 0 income and leech off your parents.
I don't think you're in a position to sling gotchas and insults. Being a NEET is exactly the problem in this country that drives up housing prices and makes it harder for everyone else, because it's only the rich who buy housing.
Being a wage slave is working 80 hours with two jobs because you have no support and actually have to pay for an apartment.
off-topic Burgerland is not a good place for housing due to Obama's fucking bullshit, you should still stay with your parents because the american dream is basically dead, but if you don't have at least a part-time job to support them you're scum who is only part of the problem and should be shot.
Seriously, wake the fuck up.
Easton Thompson
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Juan King
At least now I know why you work at walmart
Blake Perry
What, can't handle it? Pussy.
Angel Miller
This suddenly got really depressing. He's actually retarded.
Jaxson Martinez
I didn't factor in taxes because I don't care for the effort, nor would I like to out where I live since burgerland's taxes are variable by area.
Gavin Perez
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Brayden Ross
You don't get even a third of that, do the numbers again
Bentley Baker
Now you're just reaching at this point.
Jordan Diaz
You're the only person that's not in this thread for what it's made for that has You're the one losing here dumbass.
I'll do the math for you, because you seem to be retarded.
9 * 23 = 207 207 * 52 = 10764 $10764 is how much you earn every year if you work every single week without deviating from 23hrs/week. And that's before taxes.
How it works: Shift Gear for speed and Explosion damage boost. Use Z-Move Fleur Cannon to get a kill, boosts SpA by 1. Use Fleur Cannon to get another kill, boosts SpA by 1 then lowers it by 2. Use Explosion whenever you want but it's funny to get your two free kills first. Flash Cannon is just there for coverage.
Gavin Nelson
5 hours. 5 fucking hours ever since the spergout started
Colton Wilson
You're reacting like the holocaust happened 5 hours ago.
You really don't learn do you?
Isaiah Lewis
I'm surprised he stopped when he did. Sperg lasted 4 and a half hours. Probably had to go back to pushing carts for $76k/day.
Ryan Thompson
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Aiden Evans
At 9:00 at night? Nigger, it's an off day, but you just showed that you have no idea how scheduling works with work.
What a jobless hack.
Aiden Ortiz
Can chimp post battle already
Chase Rogers
Working on it, im a bit slow, sorry.
Easton White
Kill yourself sperg.
Asher King
Oh shit, he is back.
Yeah, you should finish high school, before coming here.
Elijah Hernandez
It's his first time. Be gentle.
Aaron Nelson
Wallface (Bastiodon) @ Life Orb Ability: Soundproof Happiness: 0 EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def Adamant Nature - Stealth Rock - Taunt - Frustration - Outrage
Aside from that it is ready to go, you want another non damage move i guess?
Zachary Cox
How is this supposed to remove Smogonsword? Banded Hoopa-Unbound OHKOes Smogonsword with Hyperspace Fury, and it breaks protection so it's hilarious when they use We Wuz King's Shield and die because they haven't seen Hoopa-U in a while and forgot how he works.
Leo Russell
I like that more.
Get that instead champ.
I had an idea that evolved into a massive fuck up that ended up in that.
FUCK I'll champ after I make the new thread. If someone makes the new thread before me, I'm not champing.
Jordan Price
New thread when?
Zachary Ramirez
When page 13
Also >Not buying computer parts on cyber monday. Can't pirate a monitor m8
Landon Rogers
Well if I'm gonna replace my keyboard, I might as well spend 50 shekels instead of 60.
Justin Bell
I know, still debating with myself wether I should by a new tv ;_;
But I still feel jewed out by that shit. Either stuff in the deals is useless garbage that gets ripped on in user reviews, or it turns out that awesome 40% deal is more like an 4% deal if you compare it with other shops.
Landon Myers
"If a deal seems too good to be true, it probably is."
Having said that, not every deal is a trap. There are some real treasure chests out there.
Personally wouldn't recommend upgrading keyboard, unless yours isn't mechanical, in which case get on it asap. Had this one for over 10 years and still works good as new.
I'm using some $20 Microsoft keyboard (obviously not mechanical) which works perfectly, but it's hard to pass up a Logitech G710+ going for $100 CAD.
Meanwhile, I'm using some rinky dink laptop because I have no desktop computer. A monitor would be a lot nicer than this 15 inch laptop monitor, but I dunno if I wanna put $200 on an Asus VN248H-P even if people seem to unanimously agree it's excellent.