Agony

I'm tempted to download the demo to this Youtube bait because it has high-res tits on it.
Is it worth the download Holla Forums?
Will i be able to masturbate to this?
Will i feel like a filthy casual who support shit afterwards?

Also, Agony General if anybody wants to discuss the game, only thing i know it's that it has tits, it's late, i'm alone and i'm horny.

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No.

have some self-respect

Everything is tits to you people. Just because a game has some really nice tits does mean it will be any good

Dead or Alive Beach Vollyball

Anyway the whole game looks like a death metal album cover, but I'll keep my doubts.

You people?

Get a load of this cock sucking faggot

I just had to explain why I was looking at a naked demon to my boss and now I'm fired
thanks OP

The escape from Hell shit might be interested, it'll have my interest once it does something new, so far it's pretty much Outlast: Escape from Hell Edition.

Looks like a walking simulator, but i'll probably give it a pirate just for muh faceless fetish.

what demo ?

Wait, it came out?

Shit looks like the cover for some kind of dark ambient metal sort of thing.

There are better tits in the world come on.

Oh wow, the same picture and question as months ago.
Come on, Mr Polack. Your game doesn't come out for another 6 months, stop shilling it for a bit, and start back up in March.

Op what the fuck is going on with your pictures quality?

Did you tell him it's a picture of his mom burning in hell where she belongs?

Good god, you deserve that pink slip, should you actually be telling the truth.

Yeah you really need to stop shilling your game here, it's getting annoying

I haven't seen one of these in forever.

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Right

Isn't

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Annoying?

I agree, tits are plebtier. Asses are where its at.

Anyway OP sucks cocks, there's no available demo, it was exclusive to gamescom.

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This post is right


This post is wrong

Only niggers prefer butts over boobs.
That doesn't mean you can't appreciate the butt though.

those are all traps

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You wish.

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To be fair, it also has to have an alluring face. Like a vagina, or an axe wound.

Leave. I won't reply to your kind any further.

Like a

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Get back over the wall and don't come back until you can make a decision. You can't have everything, you goddamn beaners.

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Do you have a single fact to back that up?


Stop D&C, it's time to unite.

Yes.

do I look like I know what a jaypeg is.webm

Where are the fact?

I downloaded it.
It's really REALLY pretty, runs like shit though unless you have a good computer. FoV is teeny tiny, feels like about 60 degrees. Resolution is locked at 1920x1080 or something for now, but hey it's an alpha.

Mostly seems like a walking simulator, a few "press X here to scare bugs away with fire" type things, and some stealth bits. All very linear, it's like walking though a haunted house at a funfair.

SUPER pretty though.

smh tbh fam
Anyone still know the name of it? It was pretty comfy but I forgot what it was called

So it is a techdemo, notagaem.

Then how do you explain Iceland?

Pass


Iceland has the population of a town, it could be swayed by one person if they were persistent enough

Its a fucking walking simulator amnesia ripoff

Watched the gameplay trailer

p.shit tbh fam

So, tits… huh

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As someone who's not into powerless survival horror games or walking simulators, Agony however manages to use those mechanics well judging the world. I mean most of the problems I have with powerless survival horror is that there are always safe areas (as in familiar environments like a bedroom, kitchen, front room, forrests) but I never get that feeling here like you always have to look over your shoulder due to the extremely hostile environment. The only issue I've seen so far is the tutorial interruptions which break the atmosphere.

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whoa u really showed that guy with ur edited meme

Why is hell always this place with flames, gore everywhere, people getting torn to pieces?
Wouldn't you get used to it after a while?

What if hell is something like Holla Forums, one big imageboard where you're tasked trying to talk about video games but it's just shitposting 24/7, for the rest of eternity, and you can't browse anywhere else?
What if hell is just like the life you're living right now, right now, but everything is slightly more uncomfortable?
Like everything you do, has a higher % to fuck up.
And every time you think you can get used to it, your life get a little bit worse in a different way.

Would the most effective kind of hell, a hell where you have the false hope of release, just around the corner, but then it never comes?
If it's just flames, pain and gore after 500 years or so you'll be like "yep they're boiling me alive again, whopiedo", it's always the same shit, there's only so many ways you can simply torture a soul directly.

You mean the life I'm living right now?

Maybe we all are in purgatory trying to find a way to cleanse our souls but constantly failing.

Just the second one.

Or maybe we are in heaven and this is the best it gets

What are you, 13?
No. Do not download just for tits. Fucking hell, I shouldn't have to say this.

Ass is shit, you faggot. Hips are where it is at.

Some of them working on it has a track-record that does not seems so bad. But this is an unreal tech demo more or less. Plus it has a gimmick with possession.

I personally think that if you portray hell it should be portrayed as a place where you start in an alright situation, but slowly goes worse and worse after time. It should also be a place where you have an illusion of making a choice, and when you realize that you've made a truly terrible choice, it's already too late and it only starts getting worse.

Just imagine a game taking place in hell.
It starts with some kind of village in the mountains. The first thought someone should have when talking to the characters that reside there should be "well, this isn't so bad". After the main character discovers some mystery, for example, from time to time, some of the characters are being kidnapped/killed by some kind of monster. So he is tasked with investigating the problem, but by doing that he finds himself in a different location, without the ability of going back. This continues and the main character slowly finds himself in worse and worse situations. On a desert, in a middle of a warzone and then finally, after he is almost completely broken, he finds himself in a gory place made of disgusting shit and fire and brimstone. After trying to escape he finds himself in a place where he can't even comprehend what's happening around him and the world starts becoming slightly "lovecraftian". After that it is implied that he is going to be only worse from now on and more logic-defying shit would just keep piling up and the main character would slowly fall deeper and deeper into insanity.

And then he arrives at the village again.

and is the monster

Sure, i like it.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions, literally.

The best way to make the character want to leave the village is to make a waifu-character and make it so that she is captured by the monster
Later he finds out that she either went insane or was just a trick to make him do what hell wants him to do

ass fags confirmed for faggots

was about to say

It's called "Being overgamed and underfucked."

These are so damn bland.

Get this nigger shit out of here.

I KNEW IT!
THIS CONFIRMS MY BIAS
I'M ALSO A SMART MOTHERFUCKER
SOMEONE PLEASE, STROKE MY EGO
All you need for peeps to like your game is characters with potential for sexualization as PROVEN by overwatch, Haydee, Evolve and this garbage. However, the game needs to be interesting or what will happen is people will detach the character from the game and make it their own. Like what happened to Evolve.

i thought in evolve's case it's cause they figured posting wraithporn scared away shills so it got dumped in every thread with the blessing of mods

The Evolve devs tried and failed to weaponize autistic fetishism.

Congratulations, you just figured out what japan figured out ever since the fucking eighties: fanservice sells.

Give people fanservice and regardless of what they say, you'll lure a large chunk of people in.
Fanservice can be many things, tits, asses, cute girls doing cute things, moe, toned manly guys, toned girlyboys, shotas, etc etc.
Every audience has something that "clicks" with them, even when they think tehy're above it.

But here's the catch, know your audience.
For example you can shove as much dick and tits into your game to appeal to Holla Forums, and you won't make a buck out of it because Holla Forums doesn't buy video games.
So always aim towards an audience that actually buys your shit.
In japan it works because PC gaming is niche, consoles and handhelds are the main platforms and across all these platforms people usually buy things and piracy is still sorta considered taboo.

Hey, Holla Forums, I just got promoted!

I love this guy.

It's so fucking terrible.

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I think Ian M. Banks wrote a novel which was basically about that

is one of the biggest leftist cuckolds in science fiction.

Yeah, the Culture books, a nightmarish reality where the Marxists are "in power" and do their utmost to shit up the galaxy.

Thanks for warning me Holla Forums, i will not read this unapproved piece of literature and will stick to the approved material instead.

be sure to only buy alex jones approved water filters too so you don't get brainwashed by the marxist flouride in our water

Silent Hill is closer to the experience of "hell" than this shit. If you're going for classic fire-and-brimstone-and-gore aesthetics, you shouldn't expect people to react to it with anything but disinterest.

It's Star Trek tier leftist masturbation in book form.

By all means, read the drivel if you must, but don't pretend it's anything but propaganda trash.

I like variations where Hell is a frozen wasteland, or some other kind of barren landscape. An eternity of that sounds way worse.

Even fucking Dungeons & Dragons nerdlingers understand that "Hell" is more than just physical torture, hence why the Planes setting has multiple lower planes full of weird shit and soul-afflicting varieties of suffering.

what's wrong, are devs afraid of a strong norse mythology?

Too white.

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Do you just think any science fiction with an idealistic society is automatically marxist?

FUCK

Is it free?
Then why the fuck not. Do you have anything better to do?
Didn't think so

No, but the Federation is clearly a Marxist utopia.

If we're talking strictly about the alternate world aspect, it's really not that far off.
Watch concept shorts of the SH aestetic such as Fukuro, to name one.
Less teeth and more metal.

Less hamfisted and more "elegant" in the designs, but arugably the themes are there, a strong sexual element, especially.
Once you get into the more fucked up parts of SH3, you're pretty close to tentacles and dicks coming out of the walls.
Still, i suppose the main difference is knowing when to stop, understanding how to keep shit balanced.

They sort of did that with Gareth in a level in Thief.


But is the game good?

No, it's yet another Outlast clone with a possession gimmick that was done better by Messiah in 2000.

Have a little walk around, see the sights, be sneaky sneaky from the scary monster, jump from body to body, whopiedo.

Please go on about how a literal federal state is a particracy.

It's because of all the dynamic lighting. Watch that get stripped from the final product before it's released on multi-plat.

Thanks, was wondering what the actual gameplay was like.
Just saved me some disk space.

test

The bible describes Hell as being essentially a lake of fire and everyone is just thrown there and they burn forever. The gore and people being torn apart is more artist interpretation you're just drowning in a lava lake and burning alive at the same time for all eternity.

That's pretty fucking disgusting.

On a similar note. What happened to H. R. Giger: teh game?

Which is ironically, the hottest one.

Not really. It's just a whole lot of walking around in generic Hell environment.

Being this stupid is not ever a good thing

So basically

What if you could browse anywhere else but it's even worse there?
Also, hips > voice > tits > legs > ass.

No you're right I'm sure Benin has enough internet connectivity to be compared to search result from the USA.

YOU FUCKING IDIOT
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

>angel looks at him and smiles
>"Where do you think you are?"

Still lurking around. Development is slow because it's not AAA.

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Nigga you best be shitting me

He doesn't post anymore, and said he's not gonna make warframe stuff ever again. I don't know about other things, but he seems pretty dead and won't even release his models.

Not dead dead but he's stopped making porn and shit

Now I kinda wish he was dead.

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Is that araki?

he just said he ain't about that shit

Fuck you, I'm scottish and I love hips/ass more than breasts. I have a logical argument for it and everything.

humor me, I want to hear it

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It's clearly Zdzisław Beksiński you nigger.

Yes, it's him looking at a gay jojo doujin.

They rejected it, you retard. Threads for "wraith appreciation" were sectioned off to a single monitored thread, and later banned entirely. Not like it would've helped them much, anyway.

All they did was hit the grave faster in this bout of confusion.

go play or watch alien. youll get similar shit.

Beksiński used vast and open spaces, and trailer has none of that, on the other hand gieger focuses more on detail and close ups

This will do more with just the theme, instead of limiting it to the alien nest and the aliens themselves.

He can't. He's a haggisnigger. The kind that wants out of Great Britain, but doesn't want to stay in the EU.

Yes but geiger had a much more mechanical and sexual look to all of his stuff while Bekinski has that fleshy, bony look that scorn does. And the trailer has some vast areas, but it's hard to notice since everything is zoomed into things to show the detail.

For fucks sake he's called Giger

I stopped counting the number of times I've seen people write Geiger instead of Giger.

this warms my heart

I don't dislike Agony's hell design. Is rather original compared to previous representations of hell, yet the gameplay looks boring.

I still wonder why noone makes a game about saving souls in hell, using your powers to make torture souls to find salvation. I just want a confy adventure in hell.

You could've downloaded it while you made this shitpost
You could've killed yourself too

user i hate to break it down to you but you're a faggot or a woman
Anyway, you have to get out

He said his models are really badly edited and put together that he doesn't want others to use them.

What?

Video games are art, youtube allows nudity on art
:^)

And if it's a crappy walking sim I won't even pirate, give me solid FPS gameplay and I'll play.

I'm trying but making games is hard.

u wot m8?

Tina, Lisa, Marie and Nyu are best girls.

But Ayane has the best outfits and I've come to like Kokoro.

what game with what mod?

really?

Ayane is rape spawn who hates the weak. I dunno about Kokoro so I got no idea.

Are you retarded?

I don't play fighting games, and this is not tekken nor street fighter so I honestly have no idea, I've seen the sluts posted from time to time but I really haven't cared that much about this until now. Sorry for asking I guess.

I don't play fighting games and know DoA girls just by looking at them. I'll repeat myself are you retarded user?

It's Dead or Alive 5: Last Round. There's repacks with the nude mods already applied floating around or you can find them on loverslab. There's clothing damage mods too but those probably won't matter to you if you don't want to play it like a game.

Alternatively, this guy

roy12-lwd.blogspot.com/search/label/HS?zx=653a7a2010ed8a70

has been ripping the models for Honey Select 2.

Thanks a lot user, I'm gonna look for a link now.

I just wish the girls had different nipple/areola sizes/colours

Is this supposed to be bad?

Rape spawn isn't the problem her hating the weak is the problem. You're weaker than her by far as she's up there with Ryu in power and ability. She'd never love you and even with the power of your manly dick you will never get with her or her purple haired pubes

I would take out my Alabama meat snake and shove in that cupcake's meat sheath infront of the crazy feminist who made it. I would then proclaim: "This is what I think of vaginas. Thanks for the fleshlight!"
I would then run off into the night with my pants to my knees and five inches deep inside a vagina shaped cupcake, for there would be no explaining to do to my elders.

So Telltale games?

Literally all we know for certain so far is that the player character carries a weird interchangable gun, so it's most likely an FPS.

Well, if you look into the HDM mod on Lover's Lab you'll get your wish. Some of the best modelled tits I've ever seen.

Forgot to spoiler

then you get to enter the final circle of hell, finding out how the hell to add models into a game that isn't skyrim
adding destructible clothes and overwriting existing costumes is easy, adding new costumes into separate slots isn't

Thank you!

Like I said, the game was doomed to begin with. Sexualising a monster they intentionally sexualised confused their feeble marxist mindsets, and as a result they decided to protect her against the boorish lewdry.

I haven't found the correct thing. Could you link me to the exact mod as I went looking before and again couldn't find shit.

This thread is absolute cancer

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Eskimos confirmed to be shitskins I guess

No effort garbage.

Stay triggered Tumblr.

Well I mean
Dante's Inferno sort of did that.

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If I remember correctly you have to make an account on Lovers Lab to get into the DoA modding sub, so it's hardly surprisng you didn't find it.

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appropriate considering it's an extremely stale sub-genre rife with copycats and posers

Amnesia the dark descent was a fucking mistake

Ass is more functionally useful for sex, easier to feel when you're both standing up since all you gotta do is be behind her, easier to conceal a feel up. Usually, a nice ass is a good sign of a healthy body since a firm one and not a saggy one requires workout. Fat chicks can have nice boobs.

It also feels nice when pressed against your pelvis when fucking. It looks fucking great when you're doing it doggy style.

Nope. Lower body fat is crucial for the brain development of babies. Plus, if you don't like hips your girl is gonna die in childbirth.

As a matter of fact, a girl that has big tits and no ass will probably have a dumber baby than a girl with no tits and a big ass.

Do you want dumb children?

cep.ucsb.edu/papers/whrlassekgaulin2008.pdf

its okay, breast milk is good for brain development and will even it out

But silly user, breast size has nothing at all to do with milk storage or production. Big tits don't make or store any more milk than small ones.

i don't why i just thought a chick with a phat ass wouldn't titfeed as much

Hell would be constantly having the urge to sneeze, but never being able to.

Alternatively:
You are forced to do the one thing you spent your whole life getting good at, until you're sick of it and can't stand it any more, but you can't do anything else because you never took the time to explore other things.

Alternative alternative:
It's hell out of japanese mythology and you must suffer years and years of torture for every bad deed you did in life, each torture tailored to your misdeeds, but once you've done your time you get to ascend to heaven.

Is her past serving Murai even canon? Is Ninja Gaiden even in the same universe as DOA?

This can't be a trap, it has a vagina. It could be a tranny. Go look at gifs/videos of her vagina and report if it's real, I'm not an expert. Name's in filename.

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sauce on the song please?

My inner Slaanesh is telling me stick it in every hole.

even the face

How does it look like Youtube bait? If you get to be a badass demon and smash the shit out of people, what's not to like?

>inb4 eventual rape scene where your badass new demon body bullies feminine demon into snuff rape

if you don't think that's the tightest shit then you can get the fuck outta my face

Just Google the lyrics, retard.