Games with retarted Lore thread

Could we see Al Gore being a Assassin, Capitalism being a evil conspiracy invented by Templars and Knights Templar killing Jesus Christ levels of stupid Lore? From Honor is a Ubisoft game after all.
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Al_Gore

assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Capitalism

assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Founding_Fathers

assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Jesus_Christ

assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Apollo_11_Moon_landing

Other urls found in this thread:

assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/War_on_Terror
huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/26/syria-women-rape_n_4166185.html
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Joseph_Stalin
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Also 9/11 was a Templar inside job to start a islamophobic war on terror to kill Muslim assassins. assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/War_on_Terror

I enjoy how in Mountain Blade people give you shit if you're a lady. Makes it fun to beat their ass. I hope that they go all out in the new one.
Al Gore is my waifu.

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I wonder what treatment Trump gets.

Not Trump already the bad guy in cuck dogs 2. Cuck dogs and ass creed are set in the same universe.

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Ubisoft thought people wanted this? Even watch dogs 1 main character wasn't a pussy like that black nerd hacker.

take it to reddit

this isn't your safe space friendo :/

You have to remember that the Templars are actually the good guys.

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Anyone want to help me write the Donald Trump article? Let's see how long it takes them to notice that it's a fake article.

This Sounds Iike fun

Combine with that story that he's a time traveler, but modify it to make it so that he went back in time and created the Templars and stayed alive for so long by using one of the Eden artifacts.

Bro, calm down, it's just a game.

ubisoft is a shit company that make shit games but girls in armor are CUTE

it's just the OP, chill out breh breh

And Karl Marx dindu nuffin

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I liked that as well. It's the only game I played as a grill just to have every other lord like "just how badly is your kingdom doing in the war that it needs women vassals?" Otherwise having grill fighters breaks immersion for me.

Your psyop should have ended long ago loser.

It's kosher approved as fuck.

OP please… Everybody already knows that Assassin's Creed is beyond retarded. Even normalfags who somewhat agree with sjw logic find those games shit.

But yes, you are right, I have no idea why that series is still continuing. I can't name a single person who actually likes those games.

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Also make him a Nazi sympathizer who started all the racism and sexism in ancient civilizations.

I have the unfortunate displeasure of interacting with a large number of people that play video games. Most like these games. They don't love them, but they talk about them and buy them all the time.

It's on the level of people that watch TV. They don't have strong opinions, they just like things. They are NPCs.

And there are far more of them than there are of you.

fuck, the movement looks floaty and awkward af

Doesn't Ubisoft complain about piracy since like forever? I thought those games sell like shit.

i get that she's supposed to be the bad guy but holy fuck that video was so cringey, no one would make that kinda shit

The movement actually wasn't too bad in the beta, but basically everything else was really shitty. Only the most basic of combos worked with any consistency, attack cancels didn't work for shit, guardbreaks were super unreliable and the netcode was total dogshit.

Stay in school kid, and get off chan boards. People can post anything here.

Only too rich for their own good.

Stay in school kid.

get out of here you dont play video games

They are awesome, but you know ubi isn't including them because they think it's cool, they're doing it because they want those delicious diversity points.

Its a terrible ripoff of Max Headroom

>Also 9/11 was a Templar inside job to start a islamophobic war on terror to kill Muslim assassins. assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/War_on_Terror
i am ACTUALLY FEELING ILL

I FEEL SICK IN MY STOMACH HELP

I see the filename, but I still am not entirely sure of what even happened, I just heard screaming and saw a bunch of people tackling each other.

Rape by Tumblr's standards.

you aint gonna get raped if you dont wanna be raped

lol not really any assholes on the street can do it
lol jk the magic olf song is just a placebo. ANY fucking song can do the trick as long as the Tuner writes it
>the tuner must also actually want to tune the world other wise the universe shits a brick and tries to kill you with lightning

>the family also never accounted for their fag child to eventually go and fucking murder them in what must be the pettiest act of vengeance in known history, just to further drive home how utterly fucked the world in the next two centuries

user…
huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/10/26/syria-women-rape_n_4166185.html

You really think the lunatic suicidal leftist swallowing in migrants by the dozens of thousands care about what happens to legitimate refugees amidst the swarms of taharuush gangrape soldiers?

Aside from that it was pretty reasonable though.

Thanks for at least spoilering it, user.

I'm sorry, what? What the fuck?
That doesn't even work chronologically.

No, I don't. I think they only care about themselves. Even the poor oppressed peoples they keep going on about, they'd throw them all under a bus faster than Holla Forums would if it got them what they wanted.


In a world that stupid, you may as well let it end.

What game is that? It sounds so stupid that I'm actually happy I've never played it

The templars in asscreed share only a name with the real ones, or at least at this point they do. In the first two games it kinda made sense, and they would wear christian paraphernalia and stuff, but at this point they are just the omnipresent bad guys, who are behind literally every bad thing that has ever happened.

Uncommon time, and basically only like ten people have ever played it but two of them streamed it for Holla Forums and it was actually even worse than that description implies. There's like a three hour flashback "dungeon" where you watch the memories of the people who did the first magical tuning and the whole time they're just talking about their gender identities and hormone therapy.

Oh christ, I'm sad I missed the stream then, that shit sounds deliciously cringey

It's an RPG Maker game called Uncommon Time, made by incompetent Tumblrites. Featuring great game balance that requires you to grind for hours and even having cheated maxed-out stats doesn't spare you from a grueling boring final boss, as well as crossdressers and trannies and someone who claims to be a "they," it's like the worst of weeb culture had a baby with SJWs and the ensuing abortion turned out to be a video game.

The best ending is the one where the only sympathetic character, a brown reverse trap who commits the unforgivable crime of calling the party out on being incompetent whiny morons, murders the "heroine."

The creator now writes Undertale fanfiction.


This user isn't even joking or exaggerating.

That reminds me of this old Chinese tale I read about. It involves a hero resting at a married couple's home while he's traveling. He's really hungry, so the husband decides to go out and hunt for food or something. He fails at this job, so instead, he slaughters his wife and serves her for dinner. The hero is overcome with joy and gratitude at this selfless act of sacrifice.

And that's just the main plot, shit gets dumber the further down the retard rabbit hole we go.

>party unearths some long lost worm tranny that was likely rightfully buried underground


>the game doesn't even tell us what it is the "refugees" are even taking refuge from (not that they need a reason given the aforementioned freeloading populace)

My sides

She also wrote Madoka Magica bestiality fanfics.

ehhh
Tell me more.
I'm desperately trying to think of a game I can post about that's actually on-topic but I might need a while.

That got my attention. But then again, are they as cringy as everything else she's produced or is her porn somehow of higher quality.

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Here user, I'll help you out with an easy one.

Here's another one. Most japanese games belong in this thread actually. That isn't to say the west isn't just as stupid.

That's a pretty low-effort choice, though. I don't want to bring up the obvious ones that a lot of people have played. But since we're talking low-effort, I guess Fire Emblem Fates is an obvious one. The whole plot of it is based around a secret country that nobody remembers and you're not allowed to talk about it because then you die and nobody listens to you because they all think you're betraying them but they love you. And you don't want this war to claim anymore lives so instead of killing the man who caused the war and keeps it going, you just keep murdering (but not really, you're just holding back because feelings) more and more people. Because the only lives that should be claimed by war are those of the people caught up in it, not the assholes starting it. And while we're at it, your cousin gets killed because she sang too much and your dad is god.

At least that part sounds like a classic Greek myth.

YOU THINK I'M FUCKING DONE


>no one mentions it's importance, no one one bothers to maintain it, hell I dont even think the populace even knows about tuning the world or just what's at stake for them

It's not. For some reason her song is special and hurts her every time she uses it. She has to use it a lot because everyone's retarded, so eventually she dies. Your dad is god because ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ but it's never even discovered, outside of DLC, and the only power you got from it is basically being a weaker version of a manakete.

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Tranny gender knights are still dudes. It a Jewbisoft game after all

I forgot about the magic AIDS.

Sometimes I try to ponder the minds of people like the creator of Uncommon Time. It's a scary thing to do, to imagine a world where so much fucked up madness is "right" and "good."

not that I would be surprised of them doing retarded shit

You are kidding, right? there is no way that could be true and get away with it. Just a few years ago you would be literaly imprisoned in the US to say that.

What?
WHAT!?

God, the cringe, the regret, the sorrow, the disgust. I can't even be angry by this piece of shit. I guess everyone already commented on that, but still, who is NotDonald Trump in that game? All I see is different factions of faggots.

what is that?!

That Max Headroom knockoff is her intro? I thought that was later in her character's plot line, when she betrays the MC. That would make this better.
Also emoticon face guy should not speak. He should not have lines to say. What the fuck was Ubisoft thinking

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Who is writing this
Who the fuck is writing this

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20 seconds in, why the fuck would that not-natually-blond girl think that top was alright to wear in public

Wouldn't be surprised if it was glued on

What shit game is this

I actually liked how you could either go the hero way, or the selfish fuck everyone else way.

I hope we get a batman game in which we have a option like that, going full rampage out of hate or something like that.

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What's awesome in hamfisted eyecandy that is hidden under armor anyway? If you want it so badly, insert amazons that show lots of skin or something like that.

Tried to screencap with the board script, but the pics didn't save. What gives?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU VILE BLASPHEMOUS, RANCOROUS HOLLYWOOD SYNOGOGUE OF SATAN DEGENERATES!
YOUR AHISTORICAL, INTELLECTUALLY RETARDED BILGE IS THE ONE THING I WOULD ADVOCATE BURNING EN MASSE! YOU GROTESQUELY SENSELESS HELLBOUND FOOLS!

NOT EVEN JOJO WAS THIS BLASPHEMOUS, AND JOJO USES THE "BONES" OF CHRIST AS STAND SOURCES!

YOU ALMOST ECLIPSE THE EDGEMASTER HELLSING AUTHOR WHO MADE JESUS INTO A GENOCIDAL DEMIGOD!

I HATE THIS! I AM MORE MAD THAN I HAVE BEEN IN A YEAR! I AM OVERFLOWING WITH RAGE! UNHOLY HELL AND BLAZING HOT INFERNO – HOW CAN THIS BE ALLOWED?!!

Oh but the Arabs dindu nuffins and the historical Muslims are decent folk, right?
Oh but the JEW DINDU NUFFIN
PHARISEE? WHAT IS THAT? I ONLY KNOW ABOUT MUH EBIL CHRISTIANOS! THE PHARISEES DON'T PLAY A ROLE IN ANYTHI– I MEAN, WHAT'S A PHARISEE? YOU AN ANTISEMITE OR SUMFIN?!


I am glad God will destroy this world utterly when His kingdom comes. Christ Jesus cannot return fast enough.

Get on my level you negro individual.

shit right here is why they imprison and fine people for spouting conspiracy theories. it's to cover the asses of the propaganda machines.

Yeah, it's called a SCAR-L. And in Blops 2 the standard issue rifle is the XM8, just like ur ghost recons

More proof the Templars are the good guys.

THe scar-L isn't in black ops 2

Fuck.

Retard.


moar plz

There's a copypasta somewhere about how horrible the main character is and the 'villain' of the story is the only reasonable person in the whole game.

Soon my borther….

I meant brother…

Pics absolutely related.

(I hear people say SMTIV Apocalypse has committed some lore rape also, but I didn't get around to playing it yet.)

This is fantastic
Worth the rage-inducing thread topic

pic related are the writer's parents

oh user you don't even know

It gets worse but that's all you need to know. It's garbage.

Who the fuck cares about muh multiculturalism, those faggots are making a single player campaign with a story trying to explain why vikings knights and samurai are fighting each other on small plots of land with their home bases right next to each other
It's like ubisoft's writers are one of those lorefags for a series that even the creators recognize isn't supposed to make sense

ALL of them.
I don't have the time to write 5 novels, so I'll a few summaries:

DA:O:

G2:
>which you've destroyed single-handedly

G3:
>the player character then single-handedly defeats EVERYONE on the map

ME2/3:
plot

I could go on…

Hellsing had some hilariously edgy shit, but I don't remember this. You mean the priest?

No, he's got a new series called Drifters where a bunch of historical figures get sent to a tolkien-esque fantasy world and Jesus becomes Sauron leading an army of orcs and dragons and shit against mankind.

I was considering watching that show but I didn't know what it was about. Just that sentence alone convinced me to forget it.

Please do

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criticizing ME3 plot almost feels like cheating

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i kinda like the lore in this game uh 10/10?

Technically true in real life since the fucker was a neet living off his parents his whole life and never having a job.

This is amazing.


That sounds pretty cool dude

Was there a follow up story? Or did all the leftist scum ignore that vid?

Teagan did literally nothing wrong.

It would have been preferable if he had been a serial killer compared to what we got instead.


I remember a story where a volunteer went to Calais, got raped, and then was pressured by her Marxist brethren to stay quiet about it to not make the "refugees" look bad.

And yet, you judge games

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Reapers wanted to evolve their form and emulate the race with the greatest potential like they did with their original creators, the sea squids whatever they were called. WE ARE HARBINGER! Listen to the song.

Yea, it's Bioware.

It's like you didn't play Mass Effect 1. Asari procreate in a telepathic sense, they don't need physical sex to get pregnant, hence why they're space sluts that can mate with everything.

Yet you've just been detailing it.


At least take the time to actually read the fucking lore before you criticize it.

At the absolute least you can interpret it as an anti-AI game. Yea sure there's SJW shit littered all over the place but to call the entire plot shit is just unfair.

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Either he's incompetent or a liar.

So why would they even be able or willing to have sex?

I forgot how ugly Bioware girls can get.

I forgot how ugly Bioware girls can get..

dont asari just reproduce asexually? using their partener's DNA as data for genetic variation

They use their DNA plus a partner's DNA to create offspring, but the result is always an asari.

The gender equality in For Honor makes sense because its lore is quite literally FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT and they are grabbing every single person they can to do so.

It's also a fictional world, we all know vikings and samurais never fought IRL.

WHat game is this?

So where do all the babies come from then?

Women don't fight in saner societies IRL because every dead woman is one less womb. Tribes live and die according to their ability to make new offspring. A single man can make an infinite number of women pregnant in a relative short timeframe. This is why men are expendable and women are not.

by keeping the less fit ones outside the frontlines of course

notice that females are equally as strong as their male counterparts in gameplay, and this is after a supposed century of pure fighting with medieval junk and piss

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But you're using real life women as the basis for fictional women.

I just want to enjoy my fictional warrior women.

And you're the dumbfuck trying to excuse shit lore using IRL leftist "logic".

To be fair Jesus Sauron sounds cool as fuck, specially if he has the power to control like and make people turn into massive living tumors that would keep regenerating over and over while butchering them over and over to feed your army.

I'm a bit more butthurt Joanna D'Arc is a psicopathic piromaniac or that the Ends can't redeem themselves.

IRL leftist logic got drafting for women and leftists hate that.

whenever I think of multiculturalism in a medieval setting, I think of that shitty movie 'Last Knights'.

You know, I don't mind females in positions in an army, mostly because kingdoms threw children into the battlefield. Also, having them being strategists and other things could be other good options.

Multicultural is code for multiracial is code for anti-white.

The female Olympic hockey team of Canada stopped letting them from playing against teams made up of 14 year old boys because they kept getting destroyed by them.

A male child of 14 is physically the superior of 99% of women out there.

Yeah, if only women were capable of strategy.

is For Honor just AAA Mountain Blade with Moba elements?

This is comedy gold holy shit.

bait.jpg
How come they're females? They should be non-sexual. No vaginas no nothing.
Kill yourself biocuck droneware.


Dungeon Siege 2:

Dark Souls 2:
Permadeath and no level reset would make more sense.

Risen

Deus Ex
(watch ross' game dungeon video)

Until Dawn

Five Nights at Freddys

CoD Black Ops
examples:
but reznov doesnt exist
but reznov doesnt exist

Don't even get me started on anything related to skyrim…

So
wew


in almost every movie and game the villain is the only reasonable person

I notice they don't have any retarded lore about Mohammed. They fear the Snackbars when they should be fearing the knights.

Did no one here play Shin Megami Tensei 2? Lucifer has no free will if given a direct order from YHWH, as he is an angel. This has always been the case. 4A is still shit though. Krishna and Dagda did nothing wrong.

I still have no idea why people were recommending IV so hard up to a year later with all of its awful issues.

They were? In my experience it was almost universally reviled in an actual way, not just the standard Holla Forums-jerk reaction. huehuehue

Yeah they were, the reviled part may have come after I stopped paying attention to those threads.

at least I didn't pay for it

That was in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, I think. Liu Bei gets fed the hunter's wife and the hunter is rewarded for it by Cao Cao, if I remember how it goes.


Did someone seriously come up with all that and not think how closely that borders on self parody?

Yup, it was in the first or second volume, while they were fighting Lu Bu or something.

China's weird.

Some dude running for Congressman named Mark Thruss. With a "Let's Make The Bay Area Stronger".

assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin

>assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Joseph_Stalin
TL;DR version: IT WASN'T REAL COMMUNISM GUISE

There are some hints in W_D that Abstergo Industries exists in the same world and one mission had Aiden performing a mission for the Brotherhood, which is hinted to be the Assassins.

Kill everyone involved.

I'm pretty sure the only reason why Tesla is an assassin in the first place is because of pic related. Stolen from kikopedia but whatever

I thought it was because "OMGGG IM SUCH A NERDDD" garbage because Tesla has become popular now, since the only thing I ever hear about Tesla from people is them talking about how much of an asshole Edison was, and nothing about the shit Tesla actually worked on.

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Yeah probably, that sounds more likely. Still, I'm pretty sure that snippet from wikipedia is one of the reasons he was an assassin just like how I'm pretty sure Thomas Edison is a templar because some sources said he was anti-semetic and an asshole like you said.

In fact, pretty much anyone who has been even remotely politically incorrect or someone the writers doesn't like is a templar in ass cream. Just a matter of time before Donald Trump is revealed to be the villain in the ass cream movie

I'll check later on Youtube. Still, this kind of cancer is poisonous.


You know, I was even pleased a game decided not to make america the super goody force of justice when Assassins Creed 3 came out, but now I feel disgusted with the political overmanipulation. I somewhat liked 1 because it was somewhat neutral and based in some history.

Jesus cunting christ.
This would make for a half-decent adventure RPG barring the dumbass "anyone can play anything" shit and any of the following cancer. Just you trying to find the best musicians in the land, fighting bandits and hiring mercenaries. Could throw in some political intrigue as well.
Alternatively, you could make the game about killing your family for "mistreating" you, only to discover that they were right all along and you just doomed the entire world through your faggotry. That'd be nice too.

Are you going to start talking about how inaccurate Battlefield 1 is?
Historically accurate is not fun for action videogames. You have your small studio polish euro simulator strategy games for historical accuracy. These are big budget games with millions of dollars in marketing and dubstep music aimed at the widest audience possible. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EXPECT HISTORICAL ACCURACY? HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK FOR THE PAST 3 YEARS? I think you're more stupid than the people who make these games. You're also still mad about "wimin in videogames" so you probably need to find a new hobby.

I'm not very interested in new games anymore, because of the "hype" marketing and how fucked the financial practices are. I don't care about SJW stuff, as it has zero impact on my enjoyment compared to DLC, Season Passes, and micro-transactions.
Get laid.

What is this thread even for? Thinly shilling this game? Any publicity is good publicity? Fuck off back to Holla Forums.

TL;DR It's a AAA title and you expect it to not be diverse and inclusive and aimed at a wide audience? You sound like a fool who stepped out of a time machine and missed everything we've all experienced the past 5 years. There is no point to talking about this game. You. Are. A. Shill.

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4/10 I replied.

That entire fucking wiki

I was not trolling.

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kek you're gay as fuck

I hate 343 so much

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Your argument would hold a little more water if it wasn't for the fact that the original Battlefield games had more than enough historical accuracy to pass for WWII games.
The problem with BF1 is that everybody was expecting it to be a game about WWI as it was taught in history classes: with trenches and bolt-actions, machine guns being incredibly powerful but inflexible and artillery making the place twice as hellish as any war before.
Instead we got another fucking WWII game.

Even in the latest chapters of the manga it's not confirmed who the Black King is, and I feel like Kouta Hirano is fucking with people as nowhere that I know of is Jesus ever depicted with a jewel-encrusted dragonfly staff.

I get the feeling that he's going to be someone Egyptian.

Who's that? You mean the monitor? I don't remember there being any games after ODST. I vaguely remember one about Reach, but that's it. Nothing after that. Never happened. Series ended, except for Halo Wars 2 maybe. No other companies ever came up, no other games. Anyone who says otherwise is a dirty liar.

For the record, humans were very heavily implied to be either the forerunners themselves, or the very close cousins of the forerunners. Not sure why anyone would think otherwise, especially when there was no other games made by some other company that I know of.

You faggots laugh but don't you fuckers dare be surprised when they actually put that shit in their games

Lolwut. I thought the wiki was absolute cancer but holy shit. Speaking of which, last Ass creed game I played was the second one. Is the wiki actually legitimate, as in canon? Because it's the most blatantly Marxist and biased piece of crap I ever saw, literally everyone who weren't left wing radicals are made into Templar boogeymen. This Tumblr grade shit and the fact that a bunch of faggots see the damn games as such amazing works of history and facts is absolute cringe

What the hell is that blimp thing on top of the barrel? What a shitty shotfun design.

Given that it loads from the top, I'm guessing it is the magazine tube.
You ass

btfo

Lmfao this is why libcucks shouldn't be in charge of lore have these faggots ever picked up a damn book

Of course they have, books written by Jews.

It's called the dark sign.

LMAO you fucking virgin instead of going clubbing on a friday you spend all night complaining about women and people of color ruining ur games? nerd

Honestly idc for For Honors lore much, i really hope it becomes a good game. We all know its not gonna happen cause ubisoft, but after all these years i still have hope in me. I really liked pvp in the dark souls series and hope this statisfies my need for a good medieval pvp game. I played m&b pvp too but it becomes pretty tryhard autistic when you play it against high skill players.

Now you've said Egyptian I am thinking he's Osiris. He's undead hence why he keeps the robes on, he was cut up hence the cut marks on his arms, he dies for his people, he is resurrected and so on.

I get some serious DmC: Devil may Cry vibes from that video and I don't know exactly why.

Is Unatco not CIA fam, on liberty island not dc. don't rly matter tho.

ne way, they can roll on da nsf mad deep like no problem holmes but they wanna test JC who's their brand new top of the line nano-augmented mo'fuckin nigga mayne. also serves as tutorial n sort of personality test fo da playa.

wheneva u finish the main objective unatco instantly swarms the place. they sent u in to basically make sure they got the leader alive, in terms of the lore.

Yeah, UNATCO was part of the UN, thus the first two letters in the name, and they already had a general idea of what to expect. JC had already gotten training (although no field experience), they had seen what his brother could do and the only thing of value they had to lose was Gunther and a few barrels vaccine. The headquarters themselves were verifiably safe, Gunther was already obsolete so losing him wouldn't change much and Versalife were the ones making the vaccine, which was rare only because they were intentionally keeping the supply low.

Not necessarily retarded lore but Dark Souls has gotten out of hand with the ridiculous shit it has, especially with 3

Old aging liberals trying to be hip and coool

Part 7 best part.

The whole point was that mason was nuts and nothing you were seeing was real

I'll see what I can do to answer these


There's normal firelink, and the firelink in the past where you fight champion gundyr. The other one is more symbolic, and really a bit unnecessary, it's not even in the same world (I think).
That's just a theory A GAME THEORY. But cancer aside, maybe. Time is convoluted after all. Archdragon peak is absolutely way in the past, much before the fire in this cycle started to fade I'd guess.
Seems like DS2 is either just forgotten or partially retconned in 3. After all, how the fuck did ornstein make it to archdragon peak if he was killed in 2 (1 he was likely just an illusion, but who knows).
Grand archives is a new location, obviously a reference to the DUKE'S archives but again, different place entirely. Anor londo is a magical god city so cut them some slack.
Again, I think it's just symbolism/alternate dimension.
Clearly it's either aldia or frampt (or maybe both) fucking around with lothric and their ideals. Kaathe is mentioned by Yuria when she dies so who knows, maybe we'll see him in the londor dlc. Although maybe not, apparently in the jap translation Yuria hints at Kaathe actually being dead.

No. That's not okay. I wanted to throttle the serpents with my bare hands in a final-final boss fight, you can't just kill the Arch-Jewsnake offscreen like that. Any of the unnamed shitheads in the second DS1 ending wouldn't be the same. That's not fair. Where are my fucking answers, From? I expected a god damn third ending for getting those god damn crowns in DS2, so there better be a fucking serpent fight and a fourth ending you slant-eyed motherfuckers.

"Kaathe, the Primordial Serpent"

It wouldn't be totally unfitting, but poring over the comments, they're insisting it sounds like Gwynevere's theme in the violin. I'm not so sure, it certainly isn't as obvious as Gwyndolin's motif getting explicitly used for Aldrich. One ought to remember the Queen Jupiter concept art that was leaked amongst other interesting things, if nothing else.

Weird, I was just looking over that concept art. Look in the top left corner though, if you go to the site where it's posted, Passion republic, they all have the name "Breakdown". Could just be a codename, could be the name of an entirely different game.

THESE pictures however intrigue me, and do hint at Londor being the location of the next DLC, among other things. I don't think they're going to forget about Gwynevere being the supposed queen of lothric and she'll possibly be a boss, but really who knows, all speculation and guesswork. Next dlc will likely be teased at the start of next year or so.

Half of the PR set was Souls related, with a Faraam knight used for scale in three and two having a sort of Cinder set profile. The scale models were removed and the images clarified as 'merely a personal project' not related to anything commercial, with the Lemon Sky pieces coming around the same time. At the moment, Passion Republic seems to have deleted all of the images. Everything still up in their portfolio is two years old. Must've gotten spooked and decided to remove anything related to unannounced projects, or else been asked to.

I found the other half of the PR set more interesting, because they came in the same release, but didn't have the same Souls scale characters, and more importantly had a decidedly astrological & Abrahammic flavor to them. Lemme dump those.

And there's the second half. Fallen angels, witchcraft, inquisitors & zodiac monsters. And sodomy & lich-bishops. It seems a little more contemporary medieval. Very peculiar. I wonder if it isn't one of FromSoft's new projects.

Every second of this game and the sequel is twice as bad. This bastardized the canon to levels that even George couldn't have come up with.

Could be that new dark fantasy game they're making, which might also be Bloodborne 2

Another note. Lemonsky has another image that has been overlooked. Furthermore, there's a key detail anons have ignored; beside the obvious source material, the filenames- which you can reach by using Noscript on their gallery page to get to the raw images- are as explicit as possible. And in this image, you'll notice that the middle-left hollow is wearing the Hollow Warrior Set from DS1, and is old enough to have rotted down to the bare white bones.

We Londor now.


Bloodborne 2 or Crusader Souls, either is fine by me. If the latter lets me be a Cathar hedge knight and flip the bird to every single other established covenant, I'll be especially happy.

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those fucking animals