I THIRST FOR GOOD PLATFORMERS!

I THIRST FOR GOOD PLATFORMERS!

BRING ME YOUR FINEST!!

I've been into this a lot lately.

This one is the best platformer I've ever played

Gigantic Army is a genuinely great underrated 2D run 'n gun where you control a mech
The controls are fucking slick, the scoring encourages you to not get hit and go fast, the difficulty settings actually spice up enemy placement on higher difficulties. You also get a fucking giant laser and a PILE BUNKER.
It's on sale right now for three bucks, and quite frankly you should get the entire ASTRO PORT pack for ten bucks because they shit out some doujin gold. It includes a really good Gradius clone, a 70's mecha-style SHMUP with fusions and yellow subtitles for the Japanese dialogue, and the sequel to Gigantic Army which features mouse aiming and is still really good, although I prefer GA.

Fuck off, jew.

Deadcore. It's first person, and focuses on speedrunning. You use boosts to move around, shoot things to enable/disable them and try to get to the end of each stage.
It runs on relatively shitty computers as well, which is a plus.

I like Umihara Kawase games, but they aren't for everyone.

I think intrusion 2 is a must play. Yes it is very clunky due to the physics in the game, but it also lets you do a ton of shit you normally would find impossible.

Motherfucking Prinny
Play in demon mode or go home, faggot

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