Elementary school games you can't find

I also learned that Hard Hat Harry became a pornstar

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Great games then, still great today.

Obviously not an educational game but it was on the school computers, much like Elastomania. You controlled a ball in a 2D world that was mouse-controlled to move and shoot stuff. Different balls had different weapons, including a bomb launcher, a hitscan that does low damage, a star gun that shoots through walls, and a few others. Most levels had you battle enemies but a few were against another ball.

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blew my fucking elementary school mind, especially because it was really damn hard

Number Munchers, motherfucker. And a full box set (complete with physical World Book) of Carmen Sandiego.

Anyone remember that one mario 64 clone with a pig with floppy ears?

Everyone in my 5th Grade class did Webkinz. Everyone. I was a bear.

My nigga. That was the one I remember playing the most in school.

Also, I remember playing a game where you chose a fish and ate whatever your fish would eat and you had to avoid getting eaten by predators or starving. Anyone know of it?

Found this gem back in elementary school: M&M's The Lost Formulas. Had to copy it onto a CD while the teacher wasn't looking to get it. Essentially it's a Crash Bandicoot clone (A shitty one, but a clone nonetheless,) all the way down to the Yellow M&M having Crash's spin attack move.

Premise is simple: Red and Yellow are going on vacation, Yellow being the retard he is put the M&M Minis in charge of the M&Ms Factory, they wreck the factory, and now they gotta fix it.

The only "educational" parts of the game were these math sections where you had to do addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division problems. They weren't really fun as they slowed the pacing of the game down, unlike Number Munchers where they had increasing difficulty and enemies attacking you.

Anyone remember them Jumpstart games? Reader Rabbit? That series of games where you hit people with the camera and solved mysteries based on stuff like spelling, math, etc.?

I remember the series, but I never played one with the actual Reader Rabbit. The only one I remember fondly is this one where you're this cowardly lion going into this castle to find Reader Rabbit, and you had to do platforming as well as grammar sections. It was pretty fun.

If you're looking for it I should have an old cd lying around somewhere.

Sounds like "Odell's Down Under"

Can't remember the name of it, but does anyone else remember playing a game about the Amazon and canoeing down the rivers? You collected goods and traded them, and also you'd land occasionally and take photos of animals.

Fuck this shit.

Flareon has a new move.
Red-Eyes got support and a shit ton of it.
Kingdom Hearts III is in development.
Nurutu finally ended and surprisingly not completely shit with him even banging the non-heroine who deserved it.
Sega is stopping being faggots and actually listening to Sonic fans' complaints, straight up officially stating they realize they've betrayed their fans.
Dragon Ball has been revived and is finally a great franchise thanks to the expansion of the lore, abilities and setting by Xenoverse and Super.
Yuri is now not only highly explicit, but lewder than ever.
Donald Trump just got elected president because of shit politics making him the closest thing to a man of the people.

FUCKING UPDATE FUNBRAIN

ELEMENTARY KIDS WHO PLAYED YOU HAVE GRADUATED AND STARTED FAMILIES

The Amazon Trail?

Beat me to the punch user, you fucking faggot. I remember it because my friend wouldnt shut up to me about it. I hated it because I was an autist that wanted to play as a spider

It's no good… I can't do it!

/r/ing mavis beacon r34

I guess I'm old now.

The only one I remember being directly on the school computers was a typing game where you helped a wizard travel through space.
My mom bought a ton of learning games for my siblings and I as kids though, back when she acted like the white version of a Chinese tiger mom. They were actually fun as hell

Aside from Cluefinders, I remember…

I remember one game kind of like this pic. It wasc polygonal and the main character was a robot. I think the first level was a swamp or farm. I remember that there was an on the rails swamp level were you ride a jet ski Rahman 2 style. We called it the robot fame but I don't remember it's actual name. If ANYONE could find it I'll dress up as a femboy and suck your dick I'm desperate.

Downloading now to reminisce in nostalgia.

And the company responsible also Cro-mag Rally, which I remember playing and Nanosaur, which I don't remember playing and looks weird as shit but somehow looks familiar.

pangeasoft.net/downloads.html

I've tend forget some stuff as well but I managed to remember stuff from childhood just by simply repeating it. I found Kohan 2 again even though I only played the hell out of a demo disc. Heh, mother didn't buy the magazine for the articles or so, it was for the disc that had a demo of a game on it. It ran on our toaster pretty well considering.

Creatures, Darwinia, Myst. I had no idea what was going on but I was enticed by the pretty artstyles.

Anyway, one I remember really well was the Madeline game. I always liked the artstyle of the show and that carried over into the game, I mean it's aimed at 5 year olds and she does have an annoying voice but it's pretty good considering it came out in 1998 and how all the animations are.

It actually appears that Madeline had a few games. European Adventures is the one I played apparently.

Uhhhh…
myabandonware.com/game/i-0-jailbait-on-interstate-zero-26w

Can't open that link here. What's it exactly?
I remember some game with interstate in it's name.

You're probably thinking of Interstate 76, pretty nice car game from back in the day. Hard to remember all the keyboard controls though.

Apparently you're a 18 year old college student who broke down on the side of the road. I dunno. But I got some good games from that website so I'm gonna reminisce in nostalgia tomorrow.

Could be, I remember that low-poly quality.
Then what's that jailbait thing?
Same game, but you drive around underaged girls?

There was an old Hansel and Gretel CD-ROM game I can't find. There was a Wizard of Oz game called Oz: The Magical Adventure which I can't find any footage of, but it made me stumble into one of those very disturbing channels

youtube.com/watch?v=D0E6QFYeaaI
youtube.com/watch?v=-C6GJigLIxY

youtube.com/watch?v=34BhLQaFk04
For what purpose?

Insaniquarium?

I remember playing a Mario game with the snes graphics
It was just an excutable
MARIO.EXE
It was fun

Yeah, that's it, thanks m8

pentium IIIs in 2006
tfw unlucky classrooms still had Pentiums and you could see keyboard input visibly lag on screen

I feel sorry for you if you remember school.

There was some sci-fi mining game with 3 races, one of which was a bunch of creepers in hoods. Races had different stats and you had to make money mining.

Speaking of making money, did anyone besides me have the absolute banger that was Zapitalism Deluxe. Kicked a deep and abiding love for money into my prepubescent ass.

I found a game I played in elementary school just a few months ago. All I remembered was the music, and that it had the same general appearance/theme as what this user is probably referring to (your game is called Treasure MathStorm, by the way). After years of searching on and off, I finally found it was called Gadgets and Gizmos. I just wanted to hear this song again so bad. This sweet little song. It had been such a long time.

Not him, but I've been looking for that game for ages. Thank you!

What are they? The smallest details can be searched alongside the words "childrens game", "old computer game", or "educational game". Image searches can often be better than web searches in these cases.

I actually got along better with any teachers or other staff than any students. They apparently loved me for whatever reason, always helped me out with shit and let me get on the computer all the time whenever I had my work taken care of.

The only subject I ever hated was Math. At least the last instructor I ever had in Apollo let us play Blooms Tower Defense 5 all the time. Man, that game is the shit.

There was also a site called Google dark or some shit where you could play Ultimate Flash Sonic, a flash version of a couple Sonic Advance 2 stages with characters like Shadow sprites ripped from Sonic Battle as some kind of fan made demo for the game.

If you knew what you were doing, you could play quite a few games that weren't educational like Tanks from mathisfun.com.