Vidya Where You Get the Cake

EVERY SINGLE TIME

What are some games where you ACTUALLY get to keep the Ara?
Why do you think JRPGs are obsessed with "oniichan" midgets/childhood friends instead of the exquisite taste of adult Caeki?

Bonus Points: games which give you virgin cakes

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I'll start:
Persona 5 and sort-of Cold Steel

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What are some games where you lewd the ara?

I guess P5 counts here too, depending on your perspective of lewd
But that's more VN territory like pic related

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This is a good thread.

Portal

Claire is better in every way. She's smarter, stronger(both physically and emotionally), prettier, not an alcoholic, and probably even has bigger boobs, but it doesn't show because she doesn't dress like a slut like Sara does.

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Take your old sag hags and fuck off, you projecting faggot.

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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?

I wonder what flat-chested midget isn't behind this post…
Breast envy harder

Sara is choice, but I can dig Claire.
She needs to get a big piece in CS3 or I'm gonna lose it.


This is the kind of crap I'm talking about!
WHY

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Does it count if the game lets you play as the Ara?

Buddy… Her Seiyuu will never get married.

You fools! You don't seem to understand -
You marry a young woman in her late teens or twenties. As she grows older, she advances into the Ara state. She has children, and those advance into become Lolis. The Ara and Loli do not occur one before the other - they occur simultaneously! But the origin of it all is a young Christian woman in her 20s.

Except fucking an ara doesn't mean one would be attracted to ara. Even genuine dicksuckers like Mishima fucked a woman and had children but it didn't mean they were straight. So why would lolifags fucking ara to get loli mean that they have to be attracted to ara.

A small benis makes tucking easier

Is she dead?

they occur simultaneously!


Good choice of women; only way to go. God bless you in Christ, friend!

No it does not count.
But nice taste.

Aye.

…oh

you know, you dont have to settle for trashy dinosaurs with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel if youre just after tits

Do you really think a lolicon can bed down with an ara?
That's like a homo-wait a minute

WHAT

Listen here, Snowflake!
Get it? snowflake. like Cerno

i do get it. thats very clever

Can't they just replace her? I know it sounds cold, but the show must go on.

Guys there could be delicious aras on Holla Forums RIGHT NOW!!

Fuck you

i wonder what happened to mom-user

You talking about the guy with the pirate mom? He never posted pics.

Mature women can be saving themselves for marriage too yknow. It is a thing that exists.

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I'm still not convinced that mom-user wasn't a normal user just rp-ing as a mom.

They can certainly, but it's Japan. Japan is very serious about Seiyuus. I've seen characters retired due to Seiyuu death. Hell, look at what Persona did when Igor's VA died. Of course, considering how inconsistent the game is with what gets voiced and what doesn't, they could just keep her mute and use the voice files from CS II,

Gee I wonder

W H Y

It doesn't count if it's a halfelf

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da fuck really? is this the year of dead VAs?

Exactly, trips.
Virginal Cakes are best cakes

Because Nips hate aras. I am sure of it.


Naive Ara are cute

I didn't believe it until you said it.

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Anyway, back on topic:
What V I D Y A lets us keep an ara of our own?

On a side note, I really can't think of anything that's come from outside of Japan, actually.

Pokemans

Dragon's Dogma for sure, you can absolutely make tall, thicc ara pawns and have them follow your shota/loli arisen around and protect them.

Rune Factory 5 when!?

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This works until the ending where THE ARA BECOMES YOU which is weird. Makes it real weird.


You are a liar.

When you think about it, which would you rather have:
or

Just make sure you don't end up going with

I played Rune Factory 4 I think. What a fucking gay game. It's like a double corny turboweeb version of Harvest Moon or some shit.

All is well.

Best laugh of the night. Also very good advice.


You mean the hack who confused natural desires for a woman capable of being a mother for desiring one's mother figure?
Carl Jung crushes him, and that's saying something.

Trails of Cucked Steel is shit, and given how PROGRESSIVE AND WELL MEME'D it is, that lesbian probably raped every "waifu" in the game. They're all /u/sed goods that won't even feel anything for men.

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meant for

fukken freud always haunting my ass and shit

come on, we've all seen those episodes of Maury

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Didn't Freud fuck his own mother though and projected that onto everyone?

That thread was glorious. Thanks for the lulz, autist-user.

user that creepy homo biker chick is in the original material. It's actually part of the game; not inserted by translators.

Plus, only loli are susceptible to that. Ara are grown women who only crumple under the advances of younger men. They don't have time to waste on degenerates.


I'm not gonna ruin the thread by chasing this bait, but I will only say that you are getting your info from the Talmud, a book collection which states that rabbis have authority over God. Not the wisest choice.


That would have made for an interesting season of the show

Freudian psychology is just that: a complete psychological break down of the man Sigmund Freud.

That said, he's human enough and some of it is worth applying to other people.

I don't take Freud seriously either, but you know what I meant.

psychologytoday.com/articles/199307/oedipus-wrecked

Basically, Freud was an Atheist psychologist working off of Old Testament concepts. Of course he'd miss the mark like a blind wombat. The interrelations of Adam and Eve and Co. stopped being a thing well into Noah's day and was a shameful evil by the time of Abraham and then was officially labeled an "abomination" only a few generations later.

The idiot was probably mixing Darwinian evolution with the early Genesis account, or just applying the early Genesis account to man's innate "instinct/impulse". Turns out, only people who haven't been raised in a close family lust after family members.


That's the most important qualifier, mate. Some of it.

As that article mentions:

Yes I did


Now, seriously, does no one know of any games where we get to have our Ara?
Are P5 and Cold Steel really our only chocies?

degeneracy finds a way

You got more of those pics? Also were they from a draw thread?

It's a very rare thing. Most games push you to get the girl close to your age and barely any get you the loli. It's usually up to ergoes to get you the christmas cake.

mod skyrim/fallout for the ara

I remember you. You came in to shit up the end of a thread a few weeks ago. Your over-exaggerating and jealousy is as amusing as it was then.

you know it

So Japan is pozzed? Fucking hell.


THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I EVER FELT ANGRY OVER AN IMAGEBOARD

IT'S NOT EVEN SOME LE EBIN RUSEMAN WHO FIGURED OUT HOW TO PUSH MY BUTTONS, IT'S A SCREENCAP OF SOME FILTHY PROPAGANDA

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, YOU LET YOUR WOMEN GET FUCKED BY LESBIANS AND THEY'RE TURNED AGAINST YOU AND EVEYTHING YOU STAND FOR BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DICK

==GROWN MEN MASTURBATE TO THIS, THEY DREAM ABOUT BEING BROKEN AND FORCED TO SUBMIT TO THE LESBIANS THAT RAPE THEIR WOMEN=

THIS IS WHAT YURICUCKS GET OFF TO, YES YOU YURICUCKS WANT THAT SHIT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE, YOU GODDAMN TUMBLRINA IN TRAINING

I COULD POST THE ENTIRE BERSERK MANGA, EVERY PANEL, EVERY MOMENT OF ANGER, EVERY FIGHT, EVERY TIME EVEN A DROP OF BLOOD IS SEEN, AND IT WILL NOT BE EVEN CLOSE TO THE PURE RAGE I FEEL

Akiba's Trip, but I only know since we seem to have this thread extremely often.

See

kys

OH WOW YOU'RE SUCH AN EPIKK TROLE LIKE YOUR FRIENDS AT REDDIT, YOU SO TRIKKED ME ECKS DEE, NO FUCK YOU I'M ALREADY MAD

YOU'RE PROJECTING, OKAY NOW FUCK OFF OR GIT GUD, YOUR SPELLCHECK DOESN'T FOOL ME, KID, AND UNDERAGES DON'T DESERVE TO SEE THE BLISTERING SPERGOUT THAT IS UNFOLDING WITHIN ME, IT BURNS WITH THE FORCE OF FIFTY JULAYS


I FORGOT AN = AND NOW ENVYFAG WILL NEVER LET ME FORGET ABOUT THIS BECAUSE HE'S 11

IF THIS POST ENDS IN ANY NUMBER I'M NOT JUST MAD, I'M ALSO KINDA ANNOYED
BUT MOSTLY MAD

from years ago yeah

The very first human female was a loli before she was an ara.

The very first chicken hatched from an egg.

TARDS BEFORE BARDS, RETARD
BEST I COULD THINK OF, FEEL FREE TO STYLE ON ME WITH SOMETHING BETTER

You're losing coherence, not that you had much to begin with.

Holy shit man

PUT THE THESAURUS AND LESBIAN BOOKS DOWN YOU GODDAMN KID, YOU AREN'T EVEN ENTERTAINING, YOU'RE JUST AN ATTENTION SEEKING FAGGOT THAT PROVIDES A GOOD ARGUMENT FOR WHY WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO EUTHANIZE MENTALLY RETARDED CHILDREN

HERE LET ME TEACH YOU ANOTHER NEW WORD, WHICH MEANS "INSECURE UNDERAGE NIGGER WHO DECIDED PROJECTION ISN'T A MENTALLY UNHEALTHY BEHAVIOR," THAT'S RIGHT THE WORD IS "YOU," AS IN "WHY ARE YOU SO ASHAMED OF BEING MALE"

thanks man i giggled to myself when i thought of it
not the cute kind, sorry

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There's a reason why this board went to shit. Some of you faggots just proved it.

I'm really getting fucking sick of missing replies and having to make ANOTHER GODDAMN POST BECAUSE I FEEL A NEED TO REPLY BACK TO EVERYTHING THAT ISN'T JUST A SINGLE PICTURE OF SOME FORCED MEME THAT ISN'T AN ARGUMENT, YES I SEE THE IRONY IN MY CHOICE OF WORDS, YES I'M GONNA GO SUPER SPERGING GOD AT THIS RATE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK


Also no u no but really, do I look like a Biodrone to you?

proast

Can women even rape other women? Like, it's already almost impossible for them to have sex with both parties consenting(if you consider scissoring actual sex that is), so I imagine rape would be totally impossible unless the she-rapist had a double-sided dildo or something. I don't even think those exist in the Trails universe. Maybe I just don't know enough about sexual assault I've never raped anyone.

FUCK YOU, I REFUSE TO REPLY DIRECTLY. NOBODY'S PERFECT MY DUDE, GOD KNOWS ESPECIALLY NOT ME


Fisting exists, plus she could hold someone down and force herself on them, dick or not.

Nothing against you, don't get me wrong, but the fact that you had to ask says a lot about how much shit lesbians can get away with.

Fucking calm down, jesus christ.

18-35 is the only healthy time for women to have kids. You’re pushing it there.

Shit didn't mean to sage.


Wait. Stupid question, but when you say impossible, do you mean it's impossible for a lesbian to even tear off the clothes from a woman and rape her, or that it's impossible for said woman to be held down, forced open, and assaulted by the said rapist? Excuse me, I mean lesbian, gotta respect those pronouns or whatever gay shit. Either way, gotta correct you there for reasons already stated.

Pardon me being retarded, your wording confused me.


I already turned off caps, you angry Biodrone. I assume I struck a nerve?

I thought anything past 30 was risky as is?

past 40 causes legit autism

you can get the goat milf in undertale :^)

Are you calling me one? Why are you so aggro on an ara thread?

Right, but wasn't past 30 when chances for defects/disorders skyrocketed?

Depends, you seem to not consider oral and fingerfucking to be sex. Yes, it is possible for a woman to either force those acts onto another or force a woman to perform those acts on her(the rapist).

no

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tomboys > christmas cake > the rest

the older woman characters who like to drink and are callus with their words are always great

SWEET JESUS FORGIVE ME FOR WHAT I COULD DO TO ME DICK

She's from Persona 5. She's your homeroom teacher and you can romance her.

I just told you to calm down is all. I don't know why you're being a pantyhose now.


Hey, Tony.


Ah, I see why now.

i know that much, the messy hair is bonertastic too


reverse trap is a pretty good tomboy sub-genre

Yuri is the purest form of love.

Fuck consoles.

And I just called you a Biodrone. So I can go all "i dindu nuffins, user lives matter" too, right?

Okay now your shit taste is offensively bad, I feel like the entire Clinton HQ on election day from how pleb you are.

Also
Simply the gayest thing I've ever heard.

My bad, I just find it fun to be able to tell people "YO YOU CAN FUCK YOUR TEACHER IN THIS GAME, IT'S AWESOME."
Naoto best girl.

In other words, "no"

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makes up for how hard we got blueballed in p3

Like, actual fucking and platonic bullshit?

*Not

I'm still mad.

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There's likely some doujins out there.

there's also a goth nurse who's likely untouched, damn son we got a cake buffet


That's it I'm fucking done, don't ever speak to me or my reverse trap and secret titty monster waifu again.


It's not visible sex, but it does the "you spent a "long while" with her" thing.

For what it's worth, you can be in an actual romantic relationship with her, with not a hint of ambiguity.

What secret tiddy monster?

POST YFW MAKOTO/MINATO/BLUE RASPBERRY BANCHO-KUN ACTUALLY DIED FROM BLUEBALLS

Naoto Shirogane.
I'm sure the Japanese dub did it better, but I'll never get over how transparent Naoto's sex was in the English dub.

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I take what I can get.

That's what I want, Boyo. That's what I want.


Oh what the hell.

>Could never touch another man's wife or girlfriend because I felt it was wrong Been in this situation before and it was really awkward when I found out
It's not my fault gooks have next to no emotions and need NTR to feel anything, and cucks liking their girls being railed while not being the one who rail them is pathetic.

you unearthed those memories

Top-Tier taste user.

Disgusting

there is no cuckolding in there, user.

Well unlike you I'm not a virgin, who gives a shit man as the world goes to hell you're going to abandon your principles just to get a little piece of ass for a mere night?
I met a girl and we were drinking together at a party I got dragged to she wasn't the best looking but I was pretty out of it by the time I got there. Eventually she introduces me to her "boyfriend" my first thought was just to get the hell out of there and I did.

Is that my fucking cat?

Why do you want to fuck dogs user?

a reminder

right back at you

Real talk, there needs to be a manga about a fat guy working out and slimming down just so people stop accusing him of fucking their wives. And to keep this on topic, he starts fucking single cakes as he gets less American.


Then you got it, Boyonetta.
Posting the nurse cake. And yes you can romance her too. At the same time, if you're an absolute madman!
Also if you go shopping at her clinic, she props her legs up in the menu, as implied by the pictures, and generally gives you one hell of a show. You won't need to buy Viagra if you're there, amirite.

Those two boys beg to differ, c/u/ck.
no ALLCAPS for you, autism isn't speaking anymore, the time to listen had passed

Spice and Wolf

i like her haircut but you can't trust a bitch who wears a choker like that

does p5 have a tomboy character though?

My next project is about a Milf


With a great curvy figure


Big Breast, wide hips and a great smile


Wearing a tight sweater, Jeans hugging those hips and an apron


Being fucked senselessly


By the smelliest


Baldest


fattest pig looking motherfucker with the biggest fucking horse cock


While her husband goes to work and make a living for them.


Oh and she has his baby at the end.

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Actually that's a good point. Still that's a monstergirl sort not an actual dog, I mean she can turn into one but that's not the real issue here.

it would be if she turned into a dog mid-fuck

did you even read the damn comic?
do you even know what cuck even means?

Tomboy is alright, but it can't compare to the simple beauty of a woman whose grace and femininity are contrasted with a more masculine skill-set and attitudes. Someone who commands respect, but is still undeniably a woman.


That's some Incredible Hulk capeshit-tier bullshit going on.

You'd probably lose your dick given it's a smaller hole all together, your dick would be wrenched right off.

I like both but prefer like femdom nothing too heavy.

isn't that kinda like a tomboy character who just doesn't dress the part then? its like level 6 tomboy when the character gets older and stops wearing boys clothes but still has a competitive attitude and isn't too frilly

just add -netorare -cheating

everyone forgets to check tags sometimes

Well, the insane stat requirements make me wonder if her standards are so high that she hasn't felt anything more than her own fingers. I say she's still pure.

Bad news in the tomboy department, though. Closest I can think of is Makoto. I'd post a picture of her stalking the protagonist in school while hiding behind a book, but I don't have one. Yes, that happens.

While I'm discussing non-cakes, the best girl is Futaba. Womanlet NEET that you can only spend time with as friends, let alone as a couple, when you have Level 4 in Kindness. She considers you her key item to not drop her spaghetti every which way out in public, to give you an idea of how love-worthy she is.

Now be sad with me that you will never have a tiny nerd girlfriend. Chie from Persona 4 is the best tomboy in the series, if that makes up for anything

I've had plenty of times where shit wasn't properly tagged.

i have high hopes for makoto, most characters name makoto are usually babes or tomboys

I don't want a tiny nerd girlfriend. I'd be fine with a tiny girlfriend all girls are tiny for me so every single one are small for me at least not western girls.

I suppose. In this world of feminism and rejection of feminine traits, I love to see a woman who embraces that she is in fact female. Yet at the same time, contrast is perhaps the most beautiful of all. The thing is, it has to be a part of the girl, not something she forces. But if the woman is uncomfortable with herself, that is not desirable.

>not having her secretly enjoy wearing girlier clothes with plenty of frills
>not having her have a drawer full of a rainbow of lingerie she secretly wants to show off
I bet you can't appreciate the idea of a woman one minute barely outdrinking you like a bro, and later letting out the most feminine moan as you fuck her silly, fag.

There you go. The final shit-tie on a shit-present wrapped up and deliver under your Christmas tree of hope.

user, are you feeling all right you should get som rest now.

>but being just below 6' tall myself WHEN WILL I LEARN any girl in the tall range only wants fucking giants

life is a fucking nightmare


that's why the traditional tomboy is better than the reverse trap, they're just characters who like "boyish" stuff and aren't trying to necessarily act like a man or anything


oh i can definitely appreciate that though, if they show their feminine side for the one they love

I'm 6'5 and being this height is more a pain in the ass if anything user. If you want everyone to stare at you being plain looking with my height I go anywhere and just unsettle everyone.

I'm perfectly fine.

i don't envy you, as mean as it sounds, its just frustrating that just being like a fucking inch shorter than most of my peers instantly makes me a lot less desirable to most women

I like this thread.

And I've still been rejected every time.

It ends out fairly well, the cake drops her hair and she's immensely beautiful.

As far as I know, there isn't a single bad waifu in P5.

Say what you will about the game, but you can't deny there's someone in it that you'd fuck. besides the game is rad as fuck, it's so streamlined and smooth, holy fuck, the combat may be turn based but it's like a turn-based Kingdom Hearts 2 in terms of "my eyes are cumming buckets"


>he doesn't want a tiny NEET not western of course gf
Git gud taste m8

yes it's only for the one they love, I said the lingerie was SECRET u dip

6'4" here, I sometimes think about the fact that I have a better chance to win Powerball than to be the little spoon with an Amazoness-like girl that won't make me her bitch. I then think about how bleach tastes.

n i c e

Not when I billy you, you aren't.
You picked Lancer just to make a point of your bad luck, right?

I'm lazy, lousy and all around terrible person to be around and dislike other people around me for to long. Though this is just me, I've gone this way on my own. Anyway I don't want a NEET because I'm already one myself and I hate it.

The full title is right there in the image and it's on Exhentai.

You can't be terrible with your taste in porn!

I honestly like how this thread went from me going nuclear to everyone discussing waifus and the perfect tomboy/reverse trap. Thanks Holla Forums.

I CAN SAVE THE DAY JUST LIKE I DID IN DAYS OF OLD 8ch is really fucking awful the last couple years now.

i already found it don't worry

but it's only existed for a couple of years

oh, i see.

threads like this are inevitable at witching hours like this

i might stay up to see the 4am general only to be reminded that it sucks here

A tomboy thing where she comes out of the shower and is in the nude no sex I just liked it for her assets.

Been around since 2013 and isn't 8ch a bit older?
My sense of time is gone I've only been here 15 months I believe.

no. it isn't. it started in 2013.

and it started getting users in august 2014.

But is there even anywhere else to go?

Of course. He's also about the right height. Nice to know that Japan considers 185cm to be the right height for an Irish demigod of heroic stature.

The sad part is that I always get the nice compliments from older, married women in their 40s and 50s who already have kids. The same old "handsome" bullshit all older ladies do that doesn't mean anything. But every single time I try to ask someone in my own age demographic, it's the same old shit. Sorry, prior commitment. Sorry, just got in a relationship a week ago that I'm trying to keep secret. Sorry, this thing came up last minute. Always some excuse, never a direct rejection. I just wish they wouldn't try to bullshit me.

Sage for blogpost bullshit.

not really, 4chan is worse than ever and all things considered this is the only place with that "chan experience" i want even if its not like the rose-tinted vision of my early days on 4chan

Pokémon Sun/Moon?

Lusamine has the modest ara while
Olivia and Wicke have the Thiccness.

I know seems a bit late to ask, but why do they call some single women that would fit milf categories "Christmas Cakes"?

I was on 4chan for a long time and coming here felt nice. Threads were on topic, shitposting was relatively low and traffic speed wasn't as high, people were all right to talk to. Now it's the same crap every single damn time.

From a friend who spent about half a year as an exchange student in Japan - Japanese people REALLY hate outright saying "no". Apparently it's extremely impolite.

it has to due with gook culture how being an older (like 30 and over) woman who isn't married being comparable to uneaten holiday pastries

Highest caliber of taste.

Kill yourself, retard.

Huh that makes a lot more sense then I thought.

Everyone I've ever asked has been white. Shouldn't have been a problem.


Not quite true. Traffic speed is still slower. And the people are still here - they just don't post as often, or it gets drowned out in shit. The difference between here and somewhere like 4/v/ is because of the slower pace, and the fact that there are some decent folks still around, there are at least a few gems hidden.

THIS IS NOT ALLCAPS REDTEXT OF RAGE
THIS IS ALLCAPS REDTEXT OF "JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP"


le commit sudoku xddd Do you see why you're retarded? I know you don't so I'll spell it out for you; putting "hurr" in front of a fact does not make it false, and you don't just randomly ask people to join your suicide pact.

Don't be silly, we're just anons here.

You know those tags are to exclude cheating and ntr, right?

This is what you get for playing a Pokemon game, a game series made for children and where you cannot select an age for your protagonist. The girls may be nice in the games but you're still just a damn child.

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AT LEAST LET ME DREAM OF FROSTING THOSE CAKES, DAMMIT

WHAT IS LIFE WITHOUT HOPE? BETTER YET, WHAT'S LIFE WITHOUT CAKES AND OLS?

I dunno how about not playing a fucking game for kids and expecting to be able to dick older ladies?
Life has no hope for me. Go on without me user.

It's just more fuel for /ss/

Some of us prefer to be our age when we stick our dicks in these cakes user.

it's a continuum from 30 on, but the numbers get to 'russian roulette' level after 40. 35+ is pretty iffy, honestly.

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You just have to make an effort to get the retards stamped out and encourage others to do the same.

>Madly in love with the second best Nintendo ara of them all

Fuck this.

The absolute best Nintendo ara is Rosalina now and forever

Good riddance, faggot.

Only retarded cucks fap to ss

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Ara is the entree
loli is the dessert.

Let's get to the important shit; who's the Ara in the OP pic on the bottom right?

Yuri is the cutest and lewdest. Monsterbro taming is the "purest" logically when it's completely nonsexual.

Looks like art from Oda Non. Start from there.

Thanks user, you're the best

It's Oda Non indeed, I really like his art.

Whats an Ara?

Then what's the main course?

Milf or older woman. A 2D milf technically, but I tend to also call some 3D woman aras too.

We have a dedicated board if you want to know more : >>>/ara/

Unofficial term for an older woman. Around the age where they would become a mother.

Sucked finding that out. Made the vidya porn board completely worthless the second someone got asshurt about me telling a literal shit taste edgetard faggot to kill themselves.

What the fuck are talking about though I legit do nothing and you get triggered at me and call em a biodrone. Also I did misread the reverse trap thing, so that one was on me. You have alright taste there.

MEIN DICK

>The very first "human" ara very well could have grown up from something that isn't a "human" loli

tl;dr 216 replies

We wot actual game titles or just loli vs ara war?

Which games?

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You don't have to crush my hopes and dreams, JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT, DON'T CONFIRM OR DENY, GODDAMN THIS ISN'T EVEN /ss/ BECAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT AS TALL AS EACH OTHER
Your point about kids being the afuience is valid, don't get me wrong. On that note, I pity kids who are well read enough to understand shit like AZ's backstory and Lysandre dying in X/Y. Given how most adult players reacted? That would be a serious sucker punch to anyone who's less emotionally developed.

You know you took down your own comeback as well, right? I modeled my post after yours to show how retarded it is.


They're both small jabs, and you got huffy about it, so I made fun of your getting huffy.
I forgive you for having good taste now. This is retarded, let's just let this one go.

Meant for

Fucking this.

Flat chest, when combined with pedo loli childbody, are shit.
Flat chest, when combined with proper mature woman with wonderful egg laying hips, are perfection.

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so, what do you get with a big chest on a "pedo loli childbody"?

Big chests in general are shit. Adding shit to more shit doesn't make it less shit.

Are all of them there as grotesque as >>>/hyper/? I prefer more "typical" proportions.

I like all three.

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Did he have a wet nurse? That might cause confusion in his relations with the real mother.

Better artists leave only his contours visible.

Opai loli is the worst thing to ever happen to 2d

So the girl's being assaulted by some flabby blob?

What's wrong with avoiding a boner-killer that way?

This turns into a rape manga.
Right.

Right

have your gf make it
oh wait

All aras were once lolis.

I'm glad to see at least some people on Holla Forums have good taste.

No. Most of it is normal.

I found that 6'4" or 6'5" were the best heights. I would get hit on by women despite being underage at the time.

Wait guy wait I've got something else.


Husband is cheated on and left.


And is seduced by his sympathetic mother-in-law or child

Hell yea motherfucker.

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Kill yourself.

Well, if my dad fucked my mom at 5'5, why couldnt i find a good /ara/?

I've had better music, porn and anime discussion here than dedicated boards/forums.

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>tfw still growing

Too bad there's so many retards spewing projection and nonarguments all the time.

But the anons from /r9k/ said if I'm not at least 6'4" I would die a virgin and should just kill myself

Par for the course, its a shame considering how good 2014 was and how decent the first 6 months of 2015 were on this board.

You can't fix genetics.

Lets find out! :3

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Wew nigga


The mother is a desired object witch can never obedient, not literal fucking with your mother, read lacan on drive and desire

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What an absolute bro and a gentlemen that wants to make friends

Unless it's NTR, that's when the grossest fags win at everything.

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But you can always improve yourself and discover way to surpass your genetic limits.
That's what it means to be the strongest, losing heart over and over again coming back stronger every time.
Samuel Beckett lied, there is always something to be done

In the end they really loved each other.

Settle down you autist

Did you know that Freud was a motherfucker?

Like a real one

user, calm down.
Not usually, no. It's used more for gags. But I will admit that there's been a trend cropping up of more openly yaoi shows than usual and it's getting unnerving.
Also biker chick is the only creepy character in that game and it's uncommon for that kind of creature to rear its head. I don't know why she was even a thing.


Doesn't count but it's a hold-over until we find better.


This is the reason Nips aren't having babies. They need to learn to love the cake.


If you're going all science on us: Either you believe in the Genesis account, which has Eve being an ara from creation, or you believe in Darwinian evolution, which has ape-like creatures morphing into an adult female which vaguely resembles a cave-woman. So yeah. Also, the chicken came before the egg.


AKIBA'S TRIP I forgot about this one. I guess that makes three games so far.

cant possibly be worse than NTR

That's not bait.

Just change the channel gaijin.

That pic is cute


NTR is for CUCKOLDS
Gangbangs are for FAGGOTS
These are two irrefutable rules which translate into real life as well.

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I self insert as the girl, and that makes me despise NTR even more.

That doesn't count as gangbang, double dubs. That counts as Complete Conquest

w-wat

That looks like a typical bishounen man, but with pathetic pecs.
Freckles are superb though

I can't though!
It's the internet!


If he was raised by a nanny then I wouldn't doubt that he was wet nursed too. It was a thing to do back then for the upper class women, as I recall. Well, those who didn't love their children more than their breasts, anyway.

So far:
Persona 5
Cold Steel
Akiba's Trip 2

…And that's about it. It's really difficult, mate. It almost seems like P5 is the ara-man's last big hope.
To be fair, you also have a legal loli in Futaba so P5 caters to us both.

But we need games out now or coming soon. I'm at the point of accepting even Visual Novels because of how bone-dry real vidya is of Ara~

I fucking hate this fetish

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You're missing out on a world of fetishes

But it's great, especially in lovey dovey vanilla stuff. A must for yuri too.

Clare is Angelica levels of bad.

Yeah whatever. I was just wondering why you were calling me a biodrone tbh.

I don't need love. I'm content seeing others enjoy it, most of all cute anime girls.

Says the guy who jacks off to men fucking his waifu.

Yes and no. It keeps out of the way easy but it doesn't help keep your balls tucked up because it'll be too small to block their re-entry.


I really wish she had a ponytail instead of shitty twintails. She'd look way cuter.

Consider target audience for a moment.

It's not Toguchi Masaya, but you might like his style too.

And all lolis were once aras. Reincarnation confirmed.

As above so below, as below so above.

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This man understands.

you all need some loli hags
dic.pixiv.net/a/ロリババア

Are you saying I cant fuck best girl

I just like loli more because it triggers normalfags, and because smug lolis are just fun.

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Welcome to the current year, man. Where it's "cool to be a cuck" and men are emasculated to the point of nonfunction.

nigga calm down

Only cucks are proud to be cucks. Don't act like this retard getting triggered so hard over cute foreign cartoon lesbians supports that misinformation in any way.

Nice.

Can't someone else fuck the ara for me?

Damn I sound like a cuck right now am I not?

I wasn't aware high ranking western leaders post on Holla Forums.

That isn't being a cuck? You just take someone's child.

Not only you sound like a cuck, you are one

No one said it was user's wife. He just wants someone's kid.

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eew

Just keep making those beautiful children.

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Pfffft

Get both ara and loli, and it's fun for the whole family.

Guys pls no bully, if they go for cowtits, we get more delicious flat.

You all need to fuck off.

No. That inverse of shitting on tits is just as shit and makes tits look bad.

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What's the matter, are you upset?

It's been like 12 hours, fuck off.


WAIT YOU CAN, I JUST WORDED IT BADLY, YOU CAN TENDERLY LOVE HER I SWEAR.

Because you went on the offensive after I said "do I look like a biodrone to you," so I assumed.


>what is projecting yourself onto the faceless male when you are desperate for new material

You had me very worried there user.

I'm laughing but on the inside I'm mad as fuck. So many great artists ruined because of this garbage, I swear.

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I remember reading one hmanga of a fat guy whose wife wouldn't give him the time of the day and cheat with younger guys. Then he himself is seduced by some younger girl with a "daddy" fetish (or something like that) but at the end all he wanted was a quiet peaceful life.

There needs to be more ntr stereotype protagonists as normal guys.

I want to see an NTRshit antagonist type like a smug faceless faggot or even a fat old man actually unwillingly fall in love and be redeemed into a husbando by the very girl they wanted.

The "NTR" is her realizing her boyfriend is a faggot eventual cuck and straight up dumping him in favor.

If you don't mind untranslated nukige VNs, Tsuma no Haha Sayuri has you dicking MC's mother-in-law, his aunt, the wife of the guy his wife is cheating with or all three. The premise is a bit ridiculous, MC's newlywed wife skips out of town with her lover on the very day they move in to their matrimonial home and cheerfully expects the MC is cool being a cuck. She even expects he's fine with taking care of her mother (who's moving in with them) while she's literally fucking around in Europe. There's a translated anime adaptation but I don't recommend it, (it's by Vanilla).

One of the endings for Watashi no Shiranai Mesu(Tsuma) no Kao has the MC giving up on his cumdump wife. He raises their daughter alone. He dicks her after a timeskip when she's in her teens. The anime, I haven't seen, but I think it only covers the wife's teen years (the earlier half of the game).

For manga, Mitsu no Tsuki has a somewhat similar premise to Sayuri. Though, it has a more netori feel, the wife is only explicitly mentioned to have run away from their honeymoon because of post-wedding jitters and the mother still has a husband around.

The latest volume of Nightfly, a Cat's Eye NTR doujin, has Hitomi, who's been disowned by her sisters and living and fucking with homeless dudes because of her cheating. Her hobo fuckbuddies convince her to go home for christmas but finds Toshio banging both her sisters and Asatani. To be continued NEVER EVER

Daigo also draws very delicious ara~.