What's the absolute worst movie you've ever seen?

What's the absolute worst movie you've ever seen?

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Fant4stic. I saw it for free and still felt ripped off. Only thing that compares in awfulness is Shamallama's Avatar movie.

Gummo was just terrible in every way. Harmony Korine should be rounded up and shot.

dat MEW tho

Why do you watch a movie, that has a title like this, a poster like this and a director with that name? Seriously…

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Cabin in the Woods. It was shelved initially and should've stayed that way.

I actually have no idea. probably someone on Holla Forums recommended it and I was too depressed to do anything else.

Poor you

wtf
jesus fucking christ
I already feel like i wasted 30 seconds of my time just reading this dog shit, I can't imagine 1.5hrs of it

S A T I R E

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recently that Three billboards crock of shit. Killing of a Sacred Deer came close but atleast it was bad in a fun way.

of all time, Funny Games will be hard to top. It wasn't boring or bad acting, it was just infuriating. it makes me angry just thinking about it.

Korine is an acquired taste. try Julian Donkey Boy.

I especially liked how she explains this explicitly near the end of the movie, when anyone with half a brain figured it out during the first 15 minutes

tl;dr
Cabin in the woods wasn't bad

holy shit i forgot about this dumpster fire of a movie

only thing wrong was Kurt Russel getting a lap dance from the fetal alcohol syndrome whore.

pic not related

It's an usual movie. I couldnt rate it bad or good. Dumpster fire is an apt way to describe it though.

faggor detected

Three Billboards was not bad? It a decent movie but with a shit pretentious Oscar bait ending.

battlefield earth literally ruined movies for me for a long time
and i still can't look at Travolta without flinching in worry

Can't decide between these two.

Isn't the explanation inconsistent with what actually happens?

I haven't seen Savages but Open Water is definitely a contender for the worst movie of all time

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Savages is just a mess.

The movie is literally 45minutes of women inanely chattering about irrelevant things while driving down the road and then Kurt Russel tries to kill them with a car. I saw this movie in theaters, when it was part of the double-feature and it was so bad i left halfway through.

Savages fucking sucked. It was billed as being the next Natural Born Killers but instead it was a cucky romcom with a side-plot about selling marijuana in California

I don't know what I was thinking but I actually paid to see Savages alone in the theaters.

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The core idea could work - cabin with spooky shit but it's actually controlled from behind the scenes but of course Whedon can only make garbage. Here's more detail on why it's shit:

- The script was written in a weekend and was shelved because it was shit, and Whedon agreed. Lionsgate execs actually had to convince Whedon it was good again before they released. The film is a 'satire' on horror films.

- Very first scene gives away the plot twist immediately and shows the facility, Whedon actually fought tooth and nail for the studio to keep this because he wanted people to think they walked into the wrong film.

- Dude weed lmao in the first five minutes with a telescoping bong. The bong is real and cost $5000 just for the prototype. They paid for the actor playing Marty to have lessons on rolling joints and lighting bongs.

- Marty is meant to be a nerd but they cast a ripped guy in the role. Jules is meant to be whorish but only becomes slutty after being exposed to 'slut gas'.

- First half of the film is just bad. They could've made the zombies scary and it would've worked better, but this is not an homage to horror at all.

- The whole latter half of the film is a big CGI mess and is just monsters killing people. I guess it was meant to be 'meta' but it just throws horror creatures at you. There is no set design in the latter half of the film and the facility is deliberately made to be white and featureless. Also the 'lovecraft' twist which is just ridiculous.

I did that too.

That's rough man. I remember seeing it with friends so I at least wasn't alone in my revulsion and dissapointment.

Oliver Stone actually owes me 10 dollars that's probably the only actual time I would think I got ripped off and a movie I was actually expecting at least something out of and couldn't get a grain of salt

lmao I had no idea it was supposed to be a satire. I'm reading the plot synopsis like what in the literal fuck is this?

Still better than any movie he made afterwards.

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Manos the Hands of Fate

Movie was made on a bet using a camera that could only record for 32 seconds

"This is going to turn out to be a snuff film isn't it"
-Crow T. Robot

Better be a "faggor" than someone with horrible taste in women

Spiderman: Homecoming. It finally broke me on capeshit. It's the last time I'll ever pay for capeshit. Fucking frizzy haired mulatto Mary Jane.

No story, no meaning, nothing. I really hated it

I need a bigger tin case for all my ticket stubs. Sorting now. These are the worst I've paid to see. I saw a shitton of movies between 2006-2012.

Savages (already said)
The Incredible Hulk
Breach
The Covenant (from 2006 I don't even know what the fuck this movie is nor remember ever seeing it)
Sydney White
Bruno
Pathfinder
John Tucker Must Die (I literally dont remember seeing this shit must have just fucked around with my gf)
Meet the Fockers
Hairspray
Enchanted (dont remember seeing this)
Wicker Man (dont remember seeing this)
Pulse
Stardust
Step Up
When A Stranger Calls (dont remember seeing this)

Why the fuck did you payed to watch that? Unless you're a hardcore Spider-Man-fag, it doesn't make sense

Never seen the movie, but that sounds cute af. What's your problem, cumskin?

I don't know about that. It wasn't that awful as far as I remember it. Norton was a good Bruce Banner, but not so good as Hulk. Liv Tyler was hot.

She looks like a fucking dog

The people I went to see it with didn't really like it nor did we really have fun

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Star Wars is disqualified because it's just a marketing campaign at this point, not a real movie.

What about this woman doesn't say "qt pale redhead with freckles"?

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why the fuck is that ugly fucking nigger in every god damn movie

S T A R D U S T W A S K I N O
fite me faggot

The people who greenlighted this must never have heard of irony. Absolutely insulting.

Technically I didn't pay for it, someone else did, but I still saw that pos in theaters.

I don't like halfbreeds occupying traditionally white roles.

Dunno about the absolute worst, but Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is certainly jockeying for position. The humor of the entire movie felt like someone's awkward 80s reference joke.

That whole flick was an awkward 80s movie reference.
I still love Knight Rider

That was such a letdown. The original Robocop was so gruesome and violent that the MPAA invented the NC-17 rating because of it. (Robocop was originally given an X rating - usually reserved for hardcore porn.) Then they released this PG13 sack of shit. It could have been OK if they shot for an R, but no such luck.

Ah, I had almost forgotten about this dogshit movie that my old friends forced me to watch with them. This and Alpha Dog are the two worst movies I've ever seen.

Midnight Cowboy

I liked it, I don't usually watch capeshit and my expectations were phenomenally low.

What about the remake?

I don't remember its name, but it was some shitty sci-fi movie that aired on late night TV some years ago.
It was 80% talking and 20% bad effects.
It was really long, too. Like three hours. I remember I literally feel asleep about halfway through watching it.

Not only that, but the major theme of the original was that humans are better than machines. The whole reason they made robocop is because pure robots wold just shoot anything that moved. In the shitty 2013 movie they made robots superior.

I really don't know what the worst film I've seen is but I'm sure it was directed by a Jew.

Holy shit you kids need to see more movies. At least something by the recently-departed King of Shit, Ulli Lommel.

The nigger & dyke ruined it.

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How has anyone not mentioned this piece of shit.

Boyhood isn't bad in the traditional sense. It's a well shot, decently acted and a well made movie.
It's just really fucking boring.

007 Spectre was probably the biggest piece of shit movie I'd seen in recent memory.

this was absolute pretentious and boring garbage

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but user you don't understand
let me make a 7-hour long video series telling you why this pretentious piece of shit about a loser who can't let go is genius

wow dude fuck you

so she dumped her soyboy husband, good for her

cumskins are pretty slow. They need to have things explained to them in order to understand what is going in.

It's also so fucking long it's actually torture

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It's a """""""""""satire""""""""""". By putting in a ton of monsters and having it be teenagers it is a cutting edge horror deconstruction (apparently). But there's no jokes or humour, it's just over the top. It's absolute redditcore in that 'you wouldn't understand' kind of way

that was less of an insult than me being forced to watch that pile of crap

SOYED

After Earth is probably the worst in recent memory.

soy wars 7 and 8

I take it back. I forgot about this POS.

Earth is the worst setting, all the bad movies take place there.

What's wrong isn't that she dumped him, it's that she married him. And then went for a married man, with kids. Can't spell "hoMEWrecker" without MEW

this

that's the point you dumb nigger

This movie is terrible for numerous reasons. Not only did it completely fuck up the source material so badly, but it pretty much guaranteed that no one will touch the Avatar: TLA IP for years to try and reboot it because how awful this whole thing is.

The CGI is cheap and somehow poorly done despite being a big budget movie, every single person is miscast (Zuko is a pajeet, Sokka and Katara are pale as fuck, and Aang hopped over the border of the air temple and straight into an iceberg), and not a single actor delivers their lines with any feeling.

The fact that at no point no exec from Nickelodeon popped in and said, "What the fuck are you doing M. Nightwing, stop being retarded" baffles me. Anyone could tell, from the very first scenes of this movie, something went terribly wrong.

whatever racist movie plays its trailer ahead of Black Panther and denies me entrance to kinotopia for a few more minutes

Many of Tarantino films are like that. Just a collection of scenes he thought were cool, which are barely held together by a lousy story. "Main event" of a scene is usually preceded with a "cool and real" dialogue used just to set the scene up.
To top it off, Tarantino slaps a gimmick on it and few shots of feet. That is enough for dumb fanboys to throw money at and worship him. It usually at least gets a nomination for an award or two as well.

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Yeah I remember going to the theater to watch Savages and I fell asleep through the most of it. I got some good sleep though. I almost forgot about it before you brought it up.

Yeah we know you browse chans, you dog fucking faggot.

Nigger you dumb

What would happen if you showed this man a Tarkovsky movie? Would he even survive it?

First pic stands out. Though my most memorably bad theater experience was with pic 2. It felt like a lobotomy. I was stuck with friends, so I just zoned out for most of it.

This retarded shit about a tire.

I only watched this because I was stuck in a hotel room with family and it was on, what a boring piece of shit. I didn't pay for it but I want my money back anyways.

Boring is the worst thing a movie can possibly be though, I'd rather watch some inane garbage than stare at a blank wall, at least if my thoughts have to be on what I'm watching and not with myself.

A lot of pulp fiction was like this tbh, like all the conversations with Jules and Vince.

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Apocalypto…

Fuck off reddipol.

But that's about homos. What did you expect?

This.

I agree.

Again, why would anyone who's not a hardcore Will Smith-fan or a nigger watch this crap?

That's why Tarantino is shit.

That too.

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Oh man, I was rolling my eyes from the pretentious opening.

john tucker must die is actually not terrible considering that it's at least acceptable entertaining for the chick flick comedy genre
I remember enjoying stardust.

my friends and I were riffing the shit out of that at the theater. sometime half way through we were just verbally abusing it for being not only so boring, but so boring, repetitive and pretentious. Let me put it this way, I stopped talking to one of the friends i saw it with when he reversed course and said boyhood was good. I didnt cut him off because he said it was good, it just happened that i stopped talking to him around that time because of how fucking pretentious and lereddit consensus seeking he got.

why did so many people in this thread see savages? I saw the trailer and was like "why am I supposed to care about two fucking california losers who are eating eachother's cum out of a the same used up thot"

Pleb.

This.

I think that's the point of the remake as well.

I didn't watch it but I hate when someone brings up this argument for any adaptation

Most Holla Forumsirgins are pretentious.

HE seems familiar whats his channel name again?

TheAmazingAtheist I think

The only movie I have never finished watching.

Movie was solid pleb

Fuck of Satan you won't fool me!

It was pure hipster trash. Name one redeeming quality.

Tarantino is such a fucking autist he wanted to make an "authentic grindhouse movie", meaning there's enough exiting footage to make a trailer, and the rest is filler.
Rodriguez was less of a sperg about it, and made a movie that was actually designed to be entertaining.

I deleted it off of my hard drive about 15 minutes in but the worst movie I can recall seeing was Billy Madison. Again, it was only 15 minutes but it was absolutely unbearable.

God, that movie sucks.

Absolutely. I honestly don't have very high standards for movies but this was just brutal. It was really grating. I really can't think of too many movies that I've downloaded and then deleted during my first watch. I've probably gone through 400 movies and this was maybe the third or fourth time that I tapped out during it, and certainly the fastest that I have done so.

I know that album.

What is it like to suffer from ADHD?

That's Michael Bay.

kek, I loved it though. Even the filler was good.
Do you guys have some grindhouse recommendations?

A lot of early stuff by fred olen ray is good defintely not kino but definitely authentic low budget grindhouse. Now the keyword is authentic because when a director gives it style and filters and cheesey dialogue its not grindhouse its "reddit presents:grindhouse". When a director gives it his all and uses every technique he can think of and the heart is in the project and it still looks like unstylized shit you know you have grade a grindhouse. Theres a reason they dont make many films like that anymore.

To name a few:
Hollywood chainsaw hookers
Dinosaur island
Bikini cavegirl
Bad girls from mars
SCREAM QUEEN HOTTUB PARTY

They arent good and I dont have a lot of experience in the genre but I can at least say Holla Forumshas never recommended them if theres an existing screencap Ill an hero on livestream

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Sounds like a good place to start, thanks user
Have the bathtub scene from Scream Queens in return

I didn't see many of the trailers beforehand it was what the group of friends I was with agreed to go see.
I was under the impression it was going to be about killing cartel members and getting revenge on them… which made watching what it really was all the more painful.

Wew, seems like it's bigger trash than I expected

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers seems to be better
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And I found out about this "Hot Tub Party Massacre" looking for Scream Queen Hot Tub Party, seems like they decided they'd rip off both that grindhouse movie and the first season of Scream Queens because it's about chicks from a sorority. The company is called Chad Media ffs. Estimated budget according to IMDb is 2500CAD.

It would be extremely painful.

oh interesting

I saw like a quick teaser and thought it was going to be some dudes shooting up cartel members. Instead, I just fell asleep and realized it was actually two cucks and a thot selling DUDE WEED after I woke up. I can't say I missed out on anything important.

This. This fucking POS.

I know right, I convinced myself that it just couldn't be the gigantic piece of trash everyone said and that since it bombed so hard 99% of people badmouthing probably didn't saw it…

Holy fuck was I wrong.

Almost threw my tv across the room when I saw Funny Games. What a bag of shit, I guess the director did what he intended.

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Pegging is not a gay thing whatsoever. No matter how you take it apart and put it back together, it is still sex between a man and a woman. In other words; straight sex. It is certainly enjoyable, given that the right amount of communication and comfort were considered. It is typically not a good idea to surprise a man by simply walking out of the bathroom with a strap-on dildo equipped and ready to use. This will probably lead to rejection and discomfort. The truth is that anal play, no matter what gender, is enjoyable if performed correctly. The ass has a shitload of nerve endings that will feel fucking amazing if stimulated properly and with plenty of lube. It probably feels better for a man to receive anal sex rather than a woman due to the prostate gland inside the male ass. I shit you not, an orgasm can be achieved by directly touching and stimulating the prostate gland without any need for touching the penis at all. And it feels out of this fucking world amazing.

How far did you get? I made it like 10 - 20 minutes.

I watched the whole film.

Couldn't finish either of these.

I actually, unironically enjoyed it

The director of that film thought so as well. He told twitter that the execs killed his film in post. Edited it into an entirely different movie.

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Speaking of 2deep4u films, pic related is absolute trash.
It's just about some guy who has a one night stand but everyone except the guy and the girl have the same voice! So clever.

i got 7 mins in and that fucking clicking shitty headache inducing background percussion noises killed it for me

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But it isn't. It's a phallic toy inside your ass. It's not her body. It's gay.

definitely NOT GAY

The act of pegging is rewarding for the man because it can likely assist him in achieving a prostate orgasm; arguably the most stimulating and rewarding orgasm for a man. Pegging has nothing to do with one's sexual orientation. If a man and a woman engage in this act together, this does not make the man gay in any way. Because of the stigma that society often places on anal sex, a heterosexual man may feel awkward or even ashamed for enjoying this type of stimulation, primarily because he does not want to be perceived as homosexual. A woman who pegs a man should encourage and assure him so that he is comfortable and relaxed. Pegging creates a state of submission, where the man is relinquishing all control to the woman; not natural for most men. This type of sexual activity can help couples achieve a closer and more intimate sex life.

A woman inserting her finger into a man's anus might not be gay, but pegging certainly is.

nah the romans fucked each other in the ass all the time and they werent gay, so a woman fucking you in the ass definitely is not gay

Well fingers are not so much different than a strapon believe me.

They're are a feminine body instead of a piece of plastic mimicking a dick

Be Kind Rewind

It is just a female penis, I love getting pegged by my gf and I am really manly.

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Can't into biology
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must be all that fluoride

Grow up Drumpfsperg

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Here is some literature for you.

“Believe me, it will be,” she said cryptically.

“Awww you shouldn’t have,” he said, while beginning to unwrap the box.

He opened it and stared down into it. Inside was a twisted mess of what looked like straps. Tim looked at Katy, confused, and then back into the box. He fished it out, and it had an unexpected weight. He lifted it out and recognized what it was. The tangled straps were attached to a panel. From that panel hung a long, slender dildo.

It curved slightly upwards and had ridges and bulges along its beautiful length. Tim turned it from side to side in front of his face.

“You… you want me to wear this?” he asked.

“No Tim,” she replied with a glint in her eye. “I’m going to wear it. And you’re going to take it and beg for more.”

“…wow. This is new,” said Tim, beginning to break into a wicked smile.

“You’ll address me as Sir. Now undress me,” Katy said, coldly.

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The height of faggotry.

Totally not gay and the story was written by a woman.

My wife takes me with a strapon almost every night. She is far and away the dominant one in our marriage she out weighs me by 40 lbs and is much stronger than me. She keeps me dressedin very frilly feminine clothes and she dresses very manly. I accept her authority over me in everythingI feel so helpless so totally vulnerable when she penetrates me . She knows how to make me squeal or giggle or wiggle She makes me climax several times and has several orgasms too. I love submitting myself to her mastery.

D…Did you just invent the Any True Roman fallacy?

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I was about to get angry but then I looked up one of those sentences in google.

haha fucking cumskins are dead

You know nothing about LOVE.

There is no need to be upset.

You should try it too Jamal, sodomy is pretty much halal.

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So how do you do it isn't like that?
You think it's okay to call someone Batman, and make him a black woman, who wears red clothes? If not, why does it anger you if others doesn't want (((certain people))) to change everything for worse?

Zach Galfianiakiaisis wasn't irritating in it

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Get rid of all your insecurities.

The guy was stoned through half of the shooting. He did nothing to help this movie, then he blames it on others that they had no idea what HE wanted.

You type like a faggot.

Are you man enough to explore the back door?

All sodomy is sin.

Nope it is halal.

Unless your wife is a cave-dwelling insect, idk what kind of female penis you're talking about m8

Virgin spotted
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i take it that's your wife?

nope my gf is not into bodybuilding.

well, she's building her body into something

You type like a typical faggot Soyboy.

Fuck off /christian/

Fuck you kike

I am Muslim like you.
· "On the day of resurrection, Allah will not look at a man who had not intercourse with his wife in her anus"— Narrated by Ibn Abi Shayba

You know what, some of the movies posted were pretty bad, but this fucking pile of dogshit tops all of the rest.

K, female penis. If she gets to wear that, ill just strap a fleshlight to my waist and she can go to town. Still isn't sex, more like product testing.

I can't decide on just one. AVGN movie made me the most uncomfortable for what it's worth

I actually kind of liked Zohan.

What does the van intend to represent?

I hated Zohan but liked Ghost Rider

Freaks of Nature
Eragon
God's Not Dead
Bright
Wolverine: Origins
Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Star Wars: The Last Jedi
Batman vs Superman
Suicide Squad
All of the Abrams Star Treks
Skyline
Cabin in the Woods

AVGN isn't a real movie, it's autistic larp.

poetry.

the saying "Those wo can't do, criticize" didn't come from nowhere

My girlfriend keeps trying to get me to watch this with her for some reason. The first time she suggested it she said "We have to watch it" and I made a face at her like she'd just told me her favorite food was cat turds, so you'd think that'd be the end of it but she's subsequently brought it up six times but said we should watch it "because it's so bad". I used this as a pretense to get her to agree to watch The Room and Troll 2.

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He sucks a big dog cock.

Seems like you didn't get the original post of that user. He said Catwoman didn't exist because it's what the left is pretending, that's the joke.

I was about to post this before I saw your post
I would have to say this piece of shit I absolutely despise.
Then to top it off I felt this extremely progressive slant as I see the open relstionship and the completely beta main character live his life. Some of the visuals were interesting, but not worth watching the turd that is this movie.

While this movie isn't "great" I had quite a laugh except for that overly long scene where the chick is just sitting there doing nothing for 3+ minutes

Wasn't funny while still being dramatic like the original. I cringed when I saw that nigger everyone pretends to love and knew at that moment they ruined Robocop.

Whats worse is that every Avengers movie is the same damn thing with tue same damn plot.

I remember being the only person in the theater when it came out.
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Eragon reminds me of The Golden Compass and how the cool thing in Hollywood was to adapt teen novels. Didn't work out so well for them.

The funny part is that it looks like it crawled out of a dumpster even compared to the other niggress Peter "wanted". Did they tell it not to take a shower or something?

Sorry if the reverse sarcastic tone was lost in my one worded reply. I should have added a smiley =^_^=

Spoiler that shit user.

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I bet it came from butthurt pleb directors

This piece of shit

I feel so down I want to kill a thousands Ottomans

Take a dose of John Maus

Now THIS is kino!

thanks friendo 😎 I love everything wave music 🙏

Fuck reddit for hating on the prequels, watching Devil's advocate