I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?

I need a girlfriend? How can I find a girlfriend?

How to get girlfriend I don't have one.

I am male.

How to get woman as a friend? I am 18 yrs old don't have any friends

I am stalking woman on FB. I don't have any friends.

I love to stalk every woman from 18-26 on Internet. I am doing this from 2014 and I was 14 age. I do alone secertly

It is my favourite hobby. No ones knows it even my parents because if they find out they won't be happy :)

I stalked woman on FB from 18-26 age in my another account and threatened them for not adding me has a friend.

I need gf especially from 18 age and wanna touch young woman in public also sleep with them.

I wanna f*** young woman with their consent anyway

How to get a gf on internet? I am single 18 years old don't have any friends.

I am sexually frustrated and need gf from 18 also I wanna sleep with her. I wanna touch woman.

I hate marriage and it is b* to me.

I hate arrange marriage. I hate all marriage.

I wanna to sleep with woman and I prefer to have more woman friend mostly from that shares same age I have.

I am not against to have male friend but I prefer woman friend that shares same age I have. You fool.

I like hot sexy good woman.

I kiss my smartphone screen when I see beautiful woman sexy pics especially when I see pictures of beautiful woman in FB.

Most Indian Gym don't allow opposite sex interaction.

Most Indian don't allow to rent their room if the roommate is unmarried opposite sex. Only some Indian do rent their room with unmarried opposite sex which is rear.

I want to stalk woman in real life? How to do that without getting caught.

How to masturbate beautiful woman on public without getting caught?

How to have premarital sex? I wanna lose my virginity.

You have a gf for males or bf for females? Both of you should beat each other.

Fat woman are so ugly even beautiful fat woman are ugly too.

You should beat yourself.

I do masturbate in 3 times a day.

How to get a gf.

Do you f*** yourself everyday?

Also,

I don't like prostitute.

I am not against prostitute but won't sleep with prostitute.

I don't f*** prostitute.

I AM NOT PAJEET.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I UPLOADED PHOTO OF MY TOILET HERE IS THE LINK AND PROOF :
ibb.co/fJGZNc

I DON'T SHIT IN STREET.

I DO BATH DAILY.

I LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND I NEED A GF THAT SHARES SAME AGE AS ME SO I WANNA F*** HER WITH HER CONSENT.

I am not in college still in home schooling Grade/Class 12.

Homeschool exam in India thug to pass.

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

Please help me to get a girlfriend in alternative way.

MESSAGE TO MODERATOR AND ADMIN. DON'T REMOVE THIS AND I WON'T STOP POSTING UNTIL I GET A HOT GOOD SEXY GIRLFRIEND.

I will not stopping stalking woman until I get an awesome sexy girlfriend.

So help me to get an awesome sexy girlfriend in alternative way.

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Why dont you get a boyfriend instead. I think you would enjoy that my friend baby cutie.

oops I forgot to sage hehe hehe heheheheheeheeheheheeeh

I am not a gay.
I am 100% straight.
I am not against LGBT guys.
I prefer to have more female friend.
So fuck you cheap bastard

WHOAAA NO fuck you bitch you not deserve cute boypussy fuck off faggot >:(

Fuck you

It's always simple.
POO IN LOO

No, you fuck you.

NO, you fuck you.

I do in shit in toilet.

I AM NOT PAJEET.

I HAVE TOILET IN MY HOUSE.

I UPLOADED PHOTO OF MY TOILET HERE IS THE LINK AND PROOF :

ibb.co/fJGZNc
You won't find where I live even I give hint.

I will give you hint even Google search won't solve it.

I live in a place that was formely known as a "South Suburban Municipality".

Fuck you.

I need a hot sexy good girlfriend

Do we even have mods anymore?

Fuck you

How many times are you going to post this shit?

oh, hey, raheem again? how's the weather in calcutta?

you have stopped your copypasta in Holla Forums so I couldn't continue the story I was posting
here's the next copypasta
keep them in order or it won't make much sense

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It had been no more than ten seconds between the first and last stroke
as Miranda quickly took up her position between the girl's widely parted
legs. Quickly she probed the trembling flesh of her vagina and pushed her
finger rudely up inside the girl. "There, there, it's all over now, try
and relax there's a good girl. Her soothing words contrasted against the
quickening fingers of her hand. Miranda slipped her other hand between the
girl's parted buttocks and gently but firmly, pushed her forefinger back up
into the girl's bottom. "There you are you are going to cum soon."

The captain put down her strap as she spoke and kneeled down beside the
distraught girl's head. She leaned forward and kissed her, thrusting her
tongue deep into her mouth.

Casually, the younger of the two duty officers, grasped one of the
girl's nipples between her finger and thumb and squeezed hard. Gillian
could not control herself, she felt her body tense as wave after wave of
sexual sensation coursed through her body. She managed to draw air into
her lungs just before she felt her captain's lips once more close over her
mouth. Skilfully the girls brought their captive to new heights of
sensation as they caressed and speared her body. Veronica smiled to
herself. It was always the same thought she had as she pursued her
pleasures. Being captain of the "Sobsel" was a true fulfilment, a job that
provided her with limitless pleasure and satisfaction. To have one's whims
and desires catered for so completely was a privilege that few would enjoy
in their lives. She bent once more over the distraught body of the young
girl and whispered to her. "There my pretty young thing, we are just going
to make you cum once more before we let you up."

Her softly spoken words seemed to inflame the girl to new passion. She
could not help screaming as she felt Miranda push a second finger deep
inside her vagina. The second duty officer smoothed her carefully
manicured nails down over the girl's heaving tummy and cruelly pinched the
exposed clitoris. "Arrrrgggghhh… arggggh." Gillian screamed as she
reached her second orgasm. "Arrgggh..oooooohhhh pleeeeease" Miranda smiled
to herself as she felt the walls of the vagina contract violently against
her fingers.

"There we are, you are a good girl. Now let's have a nice big cum this
time." She spoke softly as she deliberately thrust her finger hard up into
the young girl's bottom, curling it upwards as she furiously moved the
fingers of her other hand in a deep circular motion inside the timid girl's
vagina.

Gillian's body tensed in one violent spasm, her legs and torso locked
rigid as she reached her second orgasm. Suddenly she started to quiver
from head to foot and screamed uncontrollably "arrrggggghhhhh…
argggggghhhh…ooooohhhhhh." She thrashed her head from side to side as
paroxysms of emotion overtook her body.

It's not a human, it's a pajeet bot that is getting spammed on multiple IBs.

I am not a muslim.
I am an atheist since 2014.
I am a ex Hindu.
Don't believe in any religion.
So fuck you.
I need a hot sexy gf.
Kolkata weather is warm
Good thing the pollution level reduced.

I am not a bot you fool

I WON'T STOP POSTING THIS UNTIL I GET A HOT SEXY GOOD GIRLFRIEND.

Go to the bus station bathroom and wait for some hispanic guy to approach you saying something like “hispanic girls would like to suck your dick”.

It is impossible in India and will be caught by police.
So help me to find hot sexy good gf in alternative way.
Fuck you

They're too busy banning ironic tripfags like me to do real moderator work…

Fuck you

Sorry, I don't stick muh dik in curry…

you've typed enough "fuck you"s to earn the next part of the copypasta, lucky you
don't fap continuously on the whole story in a single session, or you will have to explain to your mom why your dick is so rash
and then they will take you to a doctor who will diagnose a sexual infection
and then you will be arranged marriage with the first goat your parents will be able to throw money at to cure you from having immoral sex
and you will never have a gf because your future wife will hate your guts for being a creepy loser, then will burn your house on your head


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They watched intently as Gillian's body trembled and shook, before her
emotions subsided. Her lungs gasped for breath as small tremors ran
through her body. Her full breasts heaved upwards as she fought to take in
air. Miranda gently reduced the motion of her fingers until there was no
movement. Gently she withdrew her finger from the girl's tender bottom and
pressed her hand firmly against the crease between her buttocks.

"There you relax and we'll get you comfortable, there's a good girl.
The captain spoke gently and tenderly, ending the sentence by kissing the
distraught girl lovingly on the lips.

The duty officers, their faces flushed with excitement, carefully let
the girl's legs down so that her feet were able to touch the floor at
either side of the bench. Miranda withdrew her fingers from between the
girl's legs and bottom and stood up. She looked at the captain and smiled.

"Not a bad little interlude before morning coffee, wouldn't you say."
The captain looked at Miranda. They had been friends for over three years
now and yet Veronica was often forced to laugh at Miranda's impudence and
"off the cuff" humour. "I hope our cabin boy was not able to hear anything
of this in his little interview room." Veronica laughed once more. "Don't
worry dear Miranda, I'm sure he is being kept quite busy filling out our
questionnaire."

The captain turned to Gillian who was being helped up to a sitting
position by the two duty officers. The girl winced as her weight was
transferred to her tender buttocks. "The girl's will take you down to the
medical office, ask them to put some antiseptic cream on that sore bottom
of yours." Gillian looked at her captain, her flushed, blushing cheeks and
trembling lips a testament to her ordeal. "I.. I'mm." Tears fell down her
cheeks before she could complete her sentence.

The captain bent forward and gently lifted the distraught girl under the
arms until she was standing upright. Veronica put her arms around her and
kissed her on tenderly on the lips. Their naked breasts touched together,
their nipples pushing softly into each other's flesh.

"You'll be alright in a few moments, I'll get one of the girls to make
you some tea. Then you can go to the medical office by my private stairway
so you won't have to get dressed until they've seen to your bottom."

Veronica ran her fingers gently over the girl's naked breasts as she
spoke softly to her. "The girls will carry your clothes. I want you to
tell the doctor that I would like her to prepare to give someone a full
medical examination in about an hour's time. She can call me if she needs
any details, but if you tell her I am interviewing a cabin boy I am sure
she will understand. Gillian nodded her head. She looked at her captain,
her eyes could not conceal the look of love and supplication she felt.
"Yes Ma'am I will tell her."

You are a typical poo in loo. You look like shit, smell like shit and youre full of shit too.

I hate marriage.
I don't have sex infection
I don't fuck any animals.
I will have a hot sexy gf.

I don't smell shit.
I look beautiful.
Smell good

You will never have one nor do you deserve one redditor.

I will have gf you fo

You guys DO REALIZE that since this shitposter hasn't been range-banned yet, he's either A- mod/vol/jannie, B- has paid a mod/vol/jannie to keep doing this, or C- Imkikey himself.

I never paid a mod.
I am not a mod
I am sexually frustrated and need gf.
I will fuck woman with her consent.
If she say no I won't fuck her.

its ok to be gay you fucking shit-skin faggot

I am not a gay.

I am 100% straight.

I am not against LGBT guys.

I prefer to have more female friend.

So fuck you cheap bastard

Tell me where you live and I will find a girlfriend for you.

you have no clue about the meaning of the words you try to use as insults, don't you?
anyway, next part


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The captain looked across at the young boy seated before her and then
back to the resumé she held in her hands. Peter had been taken to a small
reception room and had been asked to fill in a questionnaire. The
questionnaire was detailed and if answered thoroughly, quite revealing.
The reception room had been made deliberately drab, belying the opulence of
the rest of the ship. It was ideal for meeting petty port officials or
customs officers.

Peter had been sat at the small desk for nearly two hours when the
pretty young duty officer had come to collect him. She had noticed he was
still writing and had gently pulled the sheaf of forms from under his pen.
"That will have to do, if the captain needs anymore information I am sure
it will be asked for." She had deliberately not referred to the captain as
"She" leaving any look of surprise for the captain to deal with.

Peter shuffled uncomfortably in his chair. He felt gauche and out of
place against the luxurious setting of the captain's office. He looked
down at his clothes and his deck shoes, feeling ill at ease and in contrast
to the captain's crisp white uniform. He looked at the young woman sat
behind the desk. She was astoundingly beautiful, her emerald green eyes
were quite the most beautiful he had ever seen. Her mouth was small and
her lips were shaped with a small dimple at either side of the mouth. Her
beauty and the surroundings of her office did little to bolster his
confidence.

She leaned forward and began to question him, her tunic unable to
conceal the full-unfettered breasts beneath.

She had quickly read the answers within the questionnaire and noted the
salient points. No parents - saving to go to university next year. Hoping
to find employment and new friends on the beautiful southern coast of
France.

She questioned him for about half an hour, although she had made up her
mind in the first five minutes of the interview, she wanted to watch for
clues or tell tale signs of bravado or aggressiveness.

"Well Peter, there are one or two things you need to know and agree to.
This ship is well disciplined and tardiness, lateness and laziness are not
tolerated. On board ship, you will obey the officers, whatever you are
asked to do, without hesitation. Do you understand that?" "Err..er Yes
Miss." Peter replied hesitantly.

It is a trap.
You can't trap me.
Lot of people tried to trap me but failed to do that.
You won't find where I live even I give hint.

I will give you hint even Google search won't solve it.

I live in a place that was formely known as a "South Suburban Municipality".

Fuck you.

I need a hot sexy good girlfriend

I am sexually frustrated doesn't mean I am a rapist.
I will fuck woman with her consent.
If she say no I won't fuck her.
So fuck you and your family

hello, mr. butthurt asian fag op who makes these threads. i'm white and have a 9 inch penis. your women love it. but i will never marry them

I have big dick.
You fool.

"Fuck" means sex in English, so every time you say "fuck you", you are telling these men you want to have gay sex with them.

I know but I am not gay.
I wanna fuck woman with her consent.

Hey OP do you like my ass?

Fucking gay bullshit again
I am not against LGBT.

Fuck gay person.
Every gay person should be barred from society.

I mean fuck gay person mean
All gay should be eliminated lol

.

...

I removed this censored pic for privacy reason.
So fuck you

...

Was there any exif data in the photo? We might be able to extract geolocation data.

from this and other threads, he's raheem, from calcutta or surroundings, lives in a place that was formely known as a "South Suburban Municipality", 18yo homeschooled, autist, pajeet
we have most of the bits to resolve him


okay, it's deleted now, no worries
here's the next page, lucky you
don't masturbate too much or your father will be ashamed

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Veronica had been careful to avoid the boy knowing that the entire crew,
apart from himself, was female. She had referred to the crew as officers
or ratings. "Good, you need not worry about clothes, we have uniforms and
a seamstress on board. Likewise toiletries and personal effects can be
bought from the ships store. I assume you have little or no money, is that
correct?" Peter blushed but nodded his head. "I only have a few francs,
Miss."

"You will address me as Ma'am or Captain Soames" "Yes Ma'am" Peter
replied. Veronica was pleased to note that the boy did not try to be
familiar or adopt a humorous persona, had he done so she would have
terminated the interview forthwith and let him go on his way.

"Right I am prepared to offer you employment, providing that you are
medically fit of course. Have you had a medical examination recently?"
"Er.. no Ma'am, not since I was at school." "Have you had any, sexually
transmitted diseases.?" Veronica was delighted to see the boy instantly
blush a deep red as she asked the question. "Oh no Ma'am" He protested.
"Well you must have had sexual relationships, are you homosexual?" Peter's
face flushed an even brighter red. "Oh no Ma'am.. I mean I haven't had
er.. er sex with anyone.. er and I'm er..not homosexual." Veronica
delighted in the youth's embarrassment and his reply.

"Alright Peter, I will see if I can get the ships medical officer to see
you now, if you are pronounced fit and well, then I might see you later to
welcome you officially onboard. That is of course if you would like to
take the job." "Oh Yes please Miss…..er I mean Ma'am." Veronica smiled
and pushed a pile of forms forward across her desk to the young boy. "You
will have to sign these, I can leave you to read through them if you like
or I can tell you their content." "Yes please Ma'am.. I mean if you would
tell me."

Veronica smiled and explained that they were merely his affirmation that
he would abide by the rules and disciplines of the ship.

She watched as the boy signed the last sheet of the pile of forms, she
realised he was blissfully unaware of exactly what he was signing. She
pressed a bell and waited until the pretty duty officer entered. Claire I
would like you to take Peter Jones to the ships Medical Office, Peter has
applied for the job of ship's cabin boy and will, all being well, be
joining us.

Peter followed the pretty young officer along the walkways and stairways
to the lower decks. He would have liked to ask her questions, but the girl
walked quickly in front of him, easily negotiating the stairways and
corridors with a deft familiarity. Peter watched her pretty bottom and
legs as she led him along the corridors and stairways.

Not that I saw. All I have is that image as I saved it.