Carbon dioxide

its fucking in the air, so its free
might as well be free
super fucking cheap
maybe Holla Forums is right, maybe capitalism truly does suck…

Duh, which is why we need socialism minus niggers AKA natsoc.
heil

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It's a tax on being a retarded. It's what makes capitalism so great.

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This. Have been planning to do it since the meme caught fire here but hasn’t been anything in theaters I’ve wanted to see.
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If they actually sold hot dogs for 1 dollar or 2 dollars i would buy them. The only acceptable thing to buy is popcorn. You should always smuggle in water or candy or both.

A terrible fetish.

xD

Not all of us are aussies, mate

There is no sugar in that syrup friend.

what tf is soda made out of then

Movie theaters are what suck. Why even go to those fucking money-grubbing shit shows? Nothing but idiots and kids screaming and making it impossible to enjoy the film, and the while the food tastes like shit, is overpriced as fuck, and the bathroom lines are long.

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yeah but soda doesnt taste like corn?

They cost that much because people will pay that much
Don't get mad at businesses who want to be successful and follow the market, get mad at the fucking retards who have no principles and just need to have that soda no matter how much it costs

My theater has a ben and jerrys in it but i've never gone to it or seen how much their ice cream is. Most of the time if you aren't going to a nigger movie there wont be niggers.

There was niggers when I saw IT.

or you know we can do a holocaust only this time for real.

You deserved it because I wouldn't have gone to see shit. No wonder there were niggers.

It was until Obongo worked a deal with the caribbean, now it's expensive for both U.S. and latin america
t. wholesome soda drinker

it's free in the air. separating it from the air and putting it in a bottle, however, is not free.