A new and peachy thread cause that psychotic princess took over the Mushroom Kingdom with a fungus

Peach is great for that, not for ruling a kingdom though

Also, why are the Brits such sluts?

don't get caught up in the system
you don't need that shit fucking up your mind even more

return to a natural equilibrium and attune yourself to the earth

nature will do the rest

yeah im hoping i can get back to school this fall, but if not next year's not too bad an option

it's a cat

I just keep you up

No, Grim.
No.

Relatively speaking I'd say we weren't..

With a weird face

You had nothing to do with it..

yea it's funny right?>

...

Once you join I will..

I know that's supposed to have a vagina but I'm going to assume it's a trap cus that makes my dick hard

I meant in this community.

No man

I'm legit

all these mental diagnoses are just to get the fucking prescription and the cash from it

nothing is wrong with most of these people's brains

they just need to fucking get out and learn to socialize

sleeepy

I got a new mouse pad and raised my dpi by double.

I am speed

tt

Only for a bit.
The directions explicitly said don't drink alcohol so I'm probably just going to wade through fall semester with the meds and engorge myself on tasteful booze and spirits.

Are you in College?

I am not gonna go down this rabbit hole.
So here's a "k".

k

why even have high dpi

I don't know where the humour is meant to be..

inb4 "we have to voice"

I'd say you guys are more slutty

this nigger

Well Linkle is basically Link but female so I guess it might as well be a trap in a way

I was so sick of my mouse not being fast enough to do what I wanted.

We must voice though

well i have been admitted, but i'm still not sure when i'm going to start attending again

maybe the absurdity of it

...

Zzzzz
I really just wanna listen to music, sorry

I prefer my cats non-deformed :c

The alcohol sustains me.
In all seriousness I like drinking amber ale. It's a nice alternative to the more popular beers.

Hesitant?

I guess yes

@grim

None of the things are OVAH JUSTICE.

b-but

so u'd never get a poor deformed cat from an animal shelter huh? that's pretty heartless subtle.

getting funds

Okwee, I'll go brush.

same tbh

Become a prostitute.
Or tell your parents that you hate them, get kicked out of the house and get a Pell Grant.
Or Pretend you're gay and get a scholarship.

i agree with u grim

We have enough cats as a family, that we got from a shelter..

hey stfu dude im not gay and im not gonna pretend im gay

you are a heartless monster.

Think Ms.Doubtfire except you're going to college instead of trying to see your children.

plus my school refuses all government funding and doesn't give grants based on race or sexuality anyway

...

WOW.
RACIST.
It's like they're trying to keep blacks out.

Muslim university or some private Christian college?

lol

private christian(-ish) college
mostly it's just hyper-conservative compared to other schools

Does that even exist in the US?

I'm 6th so why try?

Sounds really expensive.

I think?
It wouldn't be surprising in this day and age.

could be a lot more expensive than it is. all things considered it's a fantastic deal.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordoba_University
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institute_of_Islamic_and_Arabic_Sciences_in_America
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_American_University
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaytuna_College

They're apparently all shit.

So what are you going to major in.

Can't say I'm entirely surprised but I thought Cordoba was a good university.

Some would say

Religion and science don't mix well

...

mathematics and/or ecconomics. what do you want to major in?

...

Funnily enough Islamic scientist helped advance math and science.

Me in literally an hour.
Nini.

...

Later

Everyone should major in rocks

Luka!

Women's psychology.

Oyasumi

...

He came

youtube.com/watch?v=JXGTksUZSWQ

The founder of modern medicine was Islamic.

what do you want to major in?

i feel sad today

hi

cato

Just said it.
Women's psychology.
I have a feeling the later classes may become too abstract for a mere mortal such as myself to understand.

*tips* Hows m'lady doing this fine evening?

What's up?

something about even a god couldnt fathom women's psychology

Candy helps.

There are no women left in China because of all the one child law abortions, so your mandarin will be useless.

Not sure I heard that one.
I do know that Einstein gave up on being a Women's psychologist to pursue an easier career.

what a pushover

Taiwan use mandarin....
Also, how was Vegas?

I have returned from the beds

my brother suggested he drive me to school so I did not have to walk but one of his friends was in the car too and I had a video camera and it had recorded stuff from the future and there was only pokemonstuffs on it like hours and hours of it and I fastforwarded and realised they were trying to drug and kidnap me and force me to grind pokemon training games and before they had the chance to I got out of the car and my brothers friend took off a mask and it turned out to be miyamoto and they both stared at me really angrily before speeding off

well rested and longing

not much

I just ate my wrap that i brought home before i passed out

What are you longing for?

Why do I have a semen on my hat?

lol

You gave someone forehead.

Horrible aim and self control.

Things i can't have.

It was aight, aside from the singularly bad gambling. Saw the sights and watched some shows, spent 50% of my waking hours at least mildly inebriated because of all the free drinks. Had some good food, most notably Thai food from Lotus of Siam and this one buffet I don't remember the name of that had like stations for different countries' cuisines.

Is it a vagina?

I don't get it.

Nice

like?

Like giving someone head. But instead of head, it's forehead. A bit of an intuitive leap, I know.

You may be an alcoholic.
My parents were going to take me there but I refused and decided to go Mexico instead.
That food buffet station sounds really good though.

Thats called a headbutt.

Why?

Why would anyone want to go to Mexico?

better material possessions and love

And you didn't get your head cut off by the cartels? You should buy a lottery ticket, lucky.

Good idea, that would make going ass to mouth a lot easier.

authentic mexican cuisine

Cheap drugs and kick ass fireworks.

The cartels don't want to kill white American tourists, then people might actually care about what they're doing.

It's fairly cheap and they have some pretty beaches.

kaybe no

Flour tortillas are better than corn tortillas.

Fuck authentic.

Cancun has nice beaches and cheap entertainment.

I do have good luck but that's aside the point.
Plus, I only seem to win about 5 bucks every time I play the lotto.

ehhhh? No way

"Fuck authentic" sounds like a great tourist slogan.

^
also nice palindrome

Go to your local casino.

...

Get a fucking job then.

Texas has no Casinos.
Louisiana does but I can't stand the people.

Does that mean you guys don't have any Indians? I'm jealous.

Native Americans?
We do, there's a reservation five minutes from my house.
They're generally pretty quiet.

How goes it, threaders?

Headed to bed.
Goodnight, hope you had an enjoyable day~

You just have to go to the Oklahoma border towns for casinos to listen to washed up 80s one hit wonder bands.

Pretty good, how about you Welms?

Same thing.

I thought they all lived on Casinos.

Nah. Bebop got off the Res.

Just the ones that don't want government assistance. The ones on the reservations usually live solely on government help.

nini

:^)

THEY'RE A VERY PROUD PEOPLE.

fucking injuns

i dont get indian reservations. are they privately owned?

They're owned by the nation or tribe.

Great to hear! I do so wish things stay good for you, for some reason I've always hated seeing people I like not having good days lol maybe that's more normal than I feel it is though

I think they belong to like a subset government formed committee from the indians, voted in people like chiefs or elders I guess? lol

I'm kind of bothered by the fact that Texas doesn't have any Casinos regardless.

Doesn't he still get handouts or something?

Maybe I'm just more racist than I thought.

Pfft.

they are basically separate countries.

There was a major fall in one of the reservations in nevada and some of the guys in the building I work at were able to get exclusive rights to look for the strewnfield

I miss HZA.

don't really understand the native american hate :/

okay yeah thats private ownership. but whats this government assistance for?

Reparations.

autonomous self-governing ethnonational entities within the sphere of influence and legal authority of the united states with lenience to not be policed by the federal government much at all and basically be entire left alone

country within america

They also load money for 89.95% APR

loan*

Stolen Generation, white guilt and the introduction of booze.
also, what Welma said.

Aha, yeah! You're chill af and enjoyable to talk to, insanely likeable!

I don't know anything about that all I know is we let them be free of taxes

O-oh!

I try to be lol

How was your day?

spoiled

...

yeah thats cool

super gay

but what do they need the money for? is it like the u.s. is constantly bailing them out?

thats kinda based. but since thats the case the u.s. government giving them free stuff is super gay

Trail of Tears seems pretty gay in retrospect too, but what do I know, I'm just a fuckboi

can I claim to be injun and stop getting my paychecks raped?/

weed and skyrim~

:)

well they sucked and the settlers won like no hard feelings right

from what I heard, it was a chelyabinsk kind of deal, but wasn't nearly as publicized

Why are your paychecks being garnished?

worked for elizabeth warren

fun

What is this, 2011??

So, they can't support themselves financially and if I recall correctly it was under a lawsuit that the Native Americans would receive government benefits. At least that's what I remember from American history,

How is /lewd/? It doesn't seem to get mentioned often hear and seemed pretty slow the times I've looked at it recently.

It's Year Zero.

Remixed I hope~

Somehow I doubt you need to try too hard! You seem naturally awesome It's been a great day so far, incredibly boring shelving books but at least it pays off.

Badtouch

Yeah, I do not believe we do that but in the same topic a bunch of native kids tried a suicide pact lately cause I guess they feel we have fucked them all over even now? or something

okay yeah thats ridiculously gay. i want the u.s. government to treat them like they would any other government. i mean what kind of legal trickery did they have to use to force the u.s. to just give em stuff if they're sovereign? dumb gay indians...

I've been posting there as much as I've been posting here, but it does look pretty dead nowadays.

RL is taking up a lot of time nowadays

goodtouch?

Your flavor of flattery is most welcome

wow what a bunch of weaklings

Ugh.

everyone came here
the place is supreme dead now

Hey Elms did you see that Witch movie that came out a while ago that everyone was hyping up?

i should become a sovereign nation

Maybe stop being such a weeb then

...

They had the whole series super cheap at animazement this year

I was super tempted

That would require effort and socializing with people I have disdain for.

Yatta~

COUNT DOWN TOGETHER NOW AND SAY THE WORDS THAT YOU LEARNED

I guess it does just get boring without fighting. The model didn't work.

Oh well.

when we gon co op

Suck it up, buttercup

then i get to treat the u.s. government as a private business and only pay directly for services i personally use. privatization is like the greatest thing ever

I did not.

I have a feeling we're thinking of two different things...

The best of them

All round maybe? Like we even have a whole bookshelf or two of manga one of graphic novels and like a kids section etc we're the only like legit book store in the nearby area so it's almost required we have a good range of books

Maybe or they got convinced by their parents to "make a scene"

I'm slowly but surely working on it.
On a side note, buttercups taste rather waxy.

O bby

Hmm. So do you read much? I'm looking for maybe 2-5 books to restart a little bookshelf ;3

It works, everyone is just in the discord now.

You're the best of them

You need to get laid.
I think you may find the comfort of a woman better than my sardonic humor.

They had a big furry goat in it named Black Phillip and he was really cute but he was actually Satan.

cool word bruh
whats it mean?

Kawaii~

It wasn't really a one or the other kind of situation, I can do both

Also that is my kind of humor as well

there are but four ways to die a sardonic spirit might have said to me

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

It means use Google

There's not too much to talk about. I have found that Germans are rather contemptuous and mandarin is a very tough language to learn. How is Geology so far?

That should be the correct usage.

You seem moire sarcastic like Ricky Grevias.

I read a bit but probably not as much as I should for someone that works around books, I am rather stupid at times! What sort of books are you thinking of getting into?

Are you suddenly coming onto me? : ^)

ouch

Pretty great, I actually really enjoy Houston and JSC.

I actually don't know who you are

maybe I am

why even REPLY colbert

checks out ok (^)

Who's Ricky Grevias?

Because you were home.

wow
you need to be shot for that reference.

I need an adult

The invention of lying was a brilliant movie.

Badfox.

British comedian like Eric Idle and John Cleese.

i am an adult
;))))

Ohhh my.

Probably an eclectic collection. I liked a bunch of different titles from school, but never really came into my own regarding a preferred genre or style of writing.

And I don't think one would be stupid simply for not reading tbh

I make that reference all the time

I personally fucking hate that ending so much that it's incredibly ironic that I like using the quote

I dunno, sounds more like Ricky Gervais to me

I guess ideally when I'm not getting really baked.

It does sound more appealing than paying for a bunch of random niggers.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Mbxe33BYW8

Just like when TINYCHAT WAS KILLING THE THREADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's a little too long but the ending is pretty good, I think you might like it if you have some time to waste.

dont be racist

You're missing the chiding and condescending tone that he has. Maybe Darwin is more Ricky Grevias.. Idk.

Who needs adults?
adults are lame

ohhh
hi badfox

basically, yeah

but discord is basically another host for the thread, not just a chat

Yes, hello.
You've been gone for far too long you know.

but NASA
NASA makes it worth

Oh, sweet dizzles.

This is cooler than the NIN album I was thinking of~

I may try it out if a friend wants to watch it. I don't typically watch anything on my own accord unfortunately.

baka is there any reason i ever shouldnt deploy at night?

i only play games when high though
total war as well

No one has ever called me condescending so I suppose so

IT'S FUCKING GERVAIS, NOT GREVIAS HOLY SHIT

They're also poisonous.

Prove it!

No no I just am stupid in general, choosing not to read as often as I should is just a good example of it lol I do wish I knew a lot more of the books so i could offer some choices but the most they require me to know is genres and titles in case a customer bugs me about something

You are not wrong at least!

Oh NASA, I had a job there not to long ago.
I forgive you, but sometimes you should tell me you stories over steam!

I blinketh thereby.
Besides, I'm tired. You should give tithing and farewells.

*some species.

The only part of Year Zero or its remixed album I like was actual Saul Williams opening on the remix.

Exactly!

Throw something at me on steam, and I will!

Soon, I still have school!

gn badfox

who are you, guy

school?

That's not a bad thing.
A lot of movies are shit.

The last movie I watched was a mockumentary about the Holocaust called Chicken Run.

I probably should go to bed.
But the medicine is keeping me up.
I don't know..

Yep, I have a 5 week class in ethics.
Its a snooze fest so far.

youtube.com/watch?v=0MUyA8BfeNs

get outta here

Eh, night. See you guys Sunday night.

Okay badtouch it is!

Night user

well that sucks

sounds good to me

It's like Sci doesn't hail Satan or something.

Satan punishes pedophiles so it's not like it's in his general interest to do so.

I wish I had a pet weed gremlin.

thread quality instantly dropped

...

thread was never good

did anyone ever think they were?

...

...

We were naive.

youre fantastic, dad

...we were merely freshman

date gnomes

holy shit lol
I guess you can be funny

o s-stop it boo nii sama...

...

And then life called us nerds and shoved us in a locker

nerd

boo is just a worse tsuchi

yea... that never happened to me.

has that happened to to you before colby?
ever gotten a wedgie or shoved in a locker or gotten a swirlie... maybe wet yourself in class?

I'm telling my mom on you

She'll probably just take your lunch money.

or was it a geek?

man you crazy kids and your hipster slang

The worst thing that's ever happened to me is a fat kid jumped on me when I wouldn't give him pudding

True story

;~;

youre a mess, welms
youre PATHETIC

That's not even a dildo, it's a cucumber with a condom on it.

did he... get the "pudding"

Mmkay.

Lol nah, I fought him off and got suspended for it

...

Does it really?

heh... i got expelled from one school for accidentally forgetting to take pocket knife out of my coat. reached into my pocket to get lunch money, pulled out cash and a pocket knife. lunch lady freaked out... i was 10. she was a bitch

Me and my friends found a big ass switchblade knife at the bus stop once, I took it home and got in trouble lmao

yeh thosell fuck you up if you dont know what youre doing... still what boy doesnt have a pocket knife when theyre a kid

...

especially the ones where the blade comes strait out of the handle... outlawed in most states now if im not mistaken

Fucking pussies, that's who

...

...

Spring-loaded switchblade?

YOURE DAMN SKIPPY!

Stiletto blades.

yea... the one i described and the other where it loads from the side

I thought that was just any thin knife intended for stabbing

I always heard the straight out ones called that around here, but what do I know, I'm just a fuckboi

go full on cringe and get a set like in assassins creed... take pics like a bad ass to intimidate noobs on the internet

Gonna hard-pass that one, thanks.

...

banned because they could be modified to fire the blade as a projectile with a 25cent peice from the hardware store... lethal at close range

oh come oooon... wheres your sense of wonderment and adventure

...

Not with Assassin's Creed.

meh... fuck off normie.

reefrog.exe

then you must master the art of the katana like a true weeboo

I'm not even a weeb.

nah dawg

i dont care what that bingo result was... you are so

Nah man.

...

are too are too

...

:|

meh... balls in ass... ive seen it

neener neener

Have a nice night, threaders.

DAMMIT MFF YOU POST SOME GOOD SHIT THIS INSTANT

DONT HOLD BACK ON ME
I KNOW YOU GOT THE UBER DANK

...

nite Velma

shark humping a whale... simpsons did it

...

meanwhile...at sama's house

...

...

samchan what

is

that

mff am dissapoint...

*sits on your lap*

youve never seen a pickle?

...

...

i have never seen a pickle
that big

..can you move a bit, you're sitting in an uncomfortable position

I( can not

only in america bb

...

y-yes

you can have the chair, i'll stand up

isnt a pickle sour
too sour to eat by itself

...

yeah it's tangy but you can eat it on its own. it's p nice

Your lap is so much more comfortable though

...

FOUND HAIKU'S SEX TAPES HAVE YOU?

Mananana!

...

YARHARR

hi capslock

have you ever eaten one as big as samchan's

but it's for my cat..

...

...

...

Do you have the .gif version?

no i dont think so that one looks humongous! whats your favorite food manaka?

no, just the panes and the original whole pane version

Slut

...

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A PIRATE, OR A GRUFF SAILOR, SADLY I'M LANDLOCKED.

subtle made me buy a pair of cat ears is that close enough

n-noh

oof

Hahe nice meme friend

...

have you ever eaten one as big as samchan's

but it's for my cat..

samchan so manly, he took a bite of that huge pickle..

Takistani..?

...

thanks!

where's your audio webm version that syncs it up with the music?

Thanks.

imblying

I CANT REMEMBER WHAT IS MY FAVOURITE FOOD

Good Night

Soaking up mad replies like hell yes 380

ok fine... ill do something with it.

np, yw

too lewd? y/n?

because I have another pickle...

youtu.be/Z-fjyEIgWik?t=5m25s

you can't remember..? well what foods come to mind first when i ask?

huzzah!

you're going to finish it? it's so huge omg

isnt it not too sour by itself?

!?!?!

anyone know how to add audio from you tube to a webm lol

everythinggggggggggggggg

That's me.

...

onlinevideoconverter.com/video-converter

soaking up those thanks like hell just 3745

windows movie maker?
oh wait..

what game do you play now

hello :)

...

jeff mangum, singer in neutral milk hotel, artist behind in the aeroplane over the sea which was inspired by the diary of anne frank, sings "i wished i could save her in some sort of time machine" and in the comic a boy tells jeff mangum the itme machine is ready to be used

what if i ask what your least favorite food is?

...

...

I am legend

soaking yes hell 7654

nice 1348

wtf

papaya leaves

meh... frustrated, giving up on it... someone else can do it

i have never had those. what do they taste like?

do what?

give me those, i'll do it

butter

Yes yes YES yes YES yes Y E S Y E S

A E S T H I C S

4356

I MEAN BITTER

extract audio from youtube to add to a webm

I just wanna cuddle a loli and lazy all day.

...

lol yeah bitter stuff can be awful. though i think dark chocolate that's still a little bitter to be very nice.

youre scaring me are you high right now

Its okay you can tell me.

i mean find

O V E R D R I V E UUUUUUUU

I love subtle

Manaka?

ive got a pickle surprise for you later desu...

What are your feelings?

dark chocolate is nice bitter
papaya is eww bitter

do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

Look you did it.

...

present

...

Hi Manaka!

haha what

good evening, professor

link me a song that describes your mood rn

do you like those cadbury cream egg things?

...

...

I like Doctor better than Professor
I might not want to teach

youtube.com/watch?v=Su7fIRZBKv0

fast

nice soaker 3479

WHAT
pics

ehehehehe
heheheheheheehehehe
heheheehehehehe

...

you did great job calling my name, that's a good quality for someone who teach!

try thiis youtube.com/watch?v=9jol32r-gKk

they're specialty candies

oh that's easy

manchan cant do yandere properly... bc in my heart in know he is deredere

... okay

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is that real egg covered in chocolate?