Judge, Jury, and Executioner

where does the whole attempted ariel rape come into this?

I duno fam I'm probably going out for a smoke and to walk my doge fam

I bet Grim wouldn't even go for a cheeky Nando's.

Just think about one thing at a time and take it day by day. ^^

Hail Satan!

Sometimes I'm disappointed when I feel like internet fighting and there's no reason to internet fight anyone present.

Because rape is a serious crime

You as well.

waow
you can't even take insults
you just go back to your autistic textwalling

...

But shes the worst

...

But she the queen.

YAS QUEEN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

...

brb ciggy diggy

Its cause of my new shoes
they're like
hiking shoes
and im used to wearing sneakers

so basically

Being a woman makes you retarded?
Sexist brownskins.

[8:54:54 PM] LEGENDARY OSTRICH RIDER: like its literally hurting me to do this
[8:54:57 PM] LEGENDARY OSTRICH RIDER: what a great feeling

BOO NO
YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR
PUT THE RAZOR DOWN

Yeah... That's one of those things much easier said than done with my brain is all :/

Car's definitely gonna have to get done first.

That wasn't even an insult, was it?

You always make it out to be like we're having beef *shrug*

And I will, thx.

... Your footwear affects your whole legs that much?

Maybe I'm just way off in assuming like upper thigh when you said leg hurts lol

just my right calf aching.

...

Sup Elma

10x

Sounds like the clean livin and straight shootin is working well for you^^

Impressive!

lots of ppl to Internet fight with!

Instigating some posters here is like shooting fish in a barrel

I wonder if Jamie is still gonna love her after she became the Mad King #2

i'm leaving
by for rel

ooh. Yeah, that makes more sense lol

/patpat
imma have dinner
bbl

are you just being delusional again?
quit taking the hrt already its clearly making you even more of a retard than you already are

or fulfil the prophecy and strangle her

Nothing.

sup with you?

Maybe, maybe not. We'll find out at the one year mark I suppose.

See ya.

Was that the last part of it? I can't remember the very end of the prophecy.

Just trying to cool down a bit and not be so damn restless

How was work?

Learning how to let go of your thoughts and truly relax for a while every day is an important thing~ It takes practice, though. :3

Doesn't feel right to just do it for no reason, though. I usually only do it if I'm provoked or someone's at least just being an ass in general.

I have to show some amount of restraint. :3

How've you been, Dorothy? You're not around often.

Yes, she has 3 children and robert has 20, and her three kids all wear gold crowns and gold shoals(representing her 3 kids killed whilst in royal positions) and then she is to have her pale neck strangled by her younger brother

Probably all that caffeine, baka.

It was okay. I have to really stop taking my break an hour into my shift out of boredom though. Kinda makes the last leg of the day way too long haha.

How do you even practice relaxing? It's like... I never do anything really but I'm never relaxed. Iunno what to do x_x

boo has feelings for our beloved elma it would seem

geez I'm sorta on the edge of a sticky scenario w my drug use... I'm like in the opposite zone personally

Just been meh on posting for a while now so I don't see every thread unlike when I first started... You stopped posting for a long time yourself!

im convinced this Dorothy thing is a ruse and has no important meaning

Yeah thats pretty much what I thought he was gonna do with that look he gave her in the last episode.

Who knows with thrones
shit is madness

hahaha nah
Just stuff on my mind ya know

Just passively let go of your thoughts, and let go of any tension in your muscles. Meditation is obviously the most direct way to practice that.

I guess~ What have you been up to?

I think a few people get it. :3

Well its been right so far.

I really just hate that i'm gonna probably have to wait a full year for the next episode if not longer.

the worst feels

Uh oh. Sorry to hear that :(

I wish I could help, but like you have to want to help yourself is what I've learned out of the whole thing...

lol that's crazy. We only get half hours so I can't really nap. How do you wake back up??

I save whatever skills I have in that department for trying to sleep unfortunately... Iunno, I guess I'll just keep on keepin' on. On the plus side I've been dreaming/actually remembering dreams again recently so that give me a little bit of hope.

...

working lots and been re watching breaking bad recently!

pls tell me

oh I know~ I'm just gonna tighten it up I know if I'm close to things going south so I'm just gonna abstain for a while

I get an hour break so its a bit of a nap
Loud bell makes me up or I just get up

very rude to ignore my insults welms
im calling you out

If you record them as soon as you wake up, that trains your mind to remember them better.

youtube.com/watch?v=PHQLQ1Rc_Js

...

youtube.com/watch?v=x8Cqs8CK4GY

...

...

I hope things don't go south, cause that shit ain't fun.

Lucky you. Naps are the best, but they turn into like 5 hours lol

:|

Yeah, I've heard that works pretty well. I'll have to buy a notebook so I can do that.

Too bad they're usually bad dreams lol

so many gypsies asking for money

Oh god yeah if I'm at home in my bed it's gg 4 hours more than I wanted
love my bed lol

yes I figured it was that but what does that have to do with me >.>

been there done that

never agains

if you don't give it to them they may curse you..

give mons hun

...

...

teddies

Are you really a psycho-pass?

Still best to record them. That negative stuff in your mind that makes those dreams needs to surface so it can be properly dealt with/let go; keeping it pushed down makes it worse.

I feel like telling you would partially ruin the meme.

nnnn they just poop and throw needles around

s-stop looking

what was I doing for the past 30 mins........

What do you think a scaly parasitic neck thingy means?

ui is sex criminal

How will the live though?

...

criminal
yeah he's a criminal
if the feds catch him hope the charges will be
mi
ni
mal

What do you think of this Hitler speech?

youtube.com/watch?v=Kl_VUlew_g0

By the way, when are you going to get weed so we can get high together? You're surrounded by niggers and Mexicans; it's not hard.

You mean it was like, sucking on your neck? If that's the case, probably that there's something in your life and/or mind that's sapping energy and focus.

...

...

it's hard when you're white af

helloo subtle how are you

fucking kill yourself

need someone to watch me fap....

Yes, I am legit.

No, like I pulled it out slowly like a tapeworm.

Great ^^
Though moving to a new student house tomorrow and I haven't even packed yet..

But I have so much to live for

I lol'd

.///.

Did something in your life cause you develop ASPD?

-surprise kiss- okay i'll leave you alone

Iam sure they will be finee they are even more resilient than jews

momo I might need some alone time for this

Tomorrow is going to be so bad for you, master

cyber bully

blood chan

Like
you have really good expectations from subtle
but then desu has literally rubbed off on him
and he posts like this now

fuck man

Thanks.

that sounds nerve rcking

watch this
all of it

He's always been as autistic as desu tho

Think you can watch me love?

Oh cool Gaara is part of the Uzimaki clan

why do you have to be such a bitch
doesn't make any sense to me

But you have brown friends.

Well, yeah, if it's a parasitic thing, I'd think that means something's draining you. That seems like a pretty good guess, anyway.

-pets your hair- ♥

fire goose memes are the best

my moms side of the familyt are all murdering kidnappers and druggies.

My mom trioed to kidnap me when I was 6

my aunt was a prostitutre at 11 and murdered someone at 18.

I watched people die.

I went on 4chan at 12 years old

fuck that watermark

I can't believe he has been so autistic

DUCKIN LIT

WAIT do you hate them MORE than JEWS!?!

are you going to start calling me that too?

Ditto.

Yeah. I think I know what it has to do with...

lol I just needed to link someone some tits

Don't judge me by one post

It is kinda, I'm not sure how I am gonna move the blanket on my bed yet. It's like the least-maneuverable thing I own mass-wise

The drug dealers you know are very different from the ones I know

hm... your family sounds cool >.>
anyway I'm sorry for all that happening to you. Have you seek help?

Well sucks to be you
Might have to find someone else then~

...

...

...

They don't offer help for psychopaths as there is no help.

They only wanna lock us up in cages.

THEY CAN TRY ANYWAY

they have effed up teeth be nice

or that might have been a meme and not real life I dunno for sure

now your hand is wet I just took a shower ^^

maybe if I think you rly are them after talking w you a little bit who knows

when did you stumble upon this cesspool?

I do too so I can relate

...

...

subby is really really based

pretty dank speak but
the plan did not work out that well

now we have muh 6 gorillion

idkkkk they are a larger problem currently locally in europe

...

...

Goodnight threaders.
ban ui

A hex you. A spider will crawl in your mouth tonight while you sleep/

not like that tho... not like that :c

First world problems are the worst

They put me on psychotropic medications for 3 years, I'm happy to be off of them, I can see the world clearly and it doesn't feel like a dream anymore. Their kind will die off soon.

Kanra brought me here from 4chan, why?

I just had 2 teeth that never grew out lmao

dont leave me

Are you gonna leave EU?

Wanna talk about it? ^^

Just have one of your brown friends get it for you the first few times.

It's just water. :3

Maybe I'll get something else in your hair.

You're so cute. :3

ohooo no

all you do is cry about how sad your life is then isolate people to you

youre a total bitch
i cant believe i liked you

Norway is not in the EU :v

Today I cut off all contact with those people, I don't need them in my life anymore. I can get drugs from my sister, remember?

oh my bad

Oh I didn;t know

pseudo intellectual try hard 16 yo

which equates to, like, god tier poster here lol

like wisdom teeth stuff or something else??

I'm not sure I am down with what you are insinuating here >.>

I hope everyone in the UK dies

whenver americans say EU I just think they mean europe

oh my god

Going to bed
Have a good night/day everyone
Hail Satan and all that good shit

Not here and not now.

wat

why do you think youre all alone?

scoots tbh

Because I alienate myself on purpose, why else?

I've explained this all before so I don't understand why you're upset over anything.

What are you talking about?

Me too

I love you

There you go, then. ^^

I didn't ask your opinion.

Hail Satan.

Okay. :3

Sorry; I think I may have hurt Boo's butt earlier.

my lateral incisors I think
top of mouth

there is dentistmode in srugeon simulator too

Having a sibling for a drug dealer is pretty neat, but I still won't get a discount.

Why though

you dumb

don't sully my beautiful hair~

that gif

also as long as you smash food up with your mouth you are good to go!

Just buy a bit at first and see if you like it.

But beauty is FOR sullying!

You were talking about yourself?

This will be the only time I'll smoke weed

yah I'm pretty good at eating
imma fatty

im just upset at the way you act

youre pathetic
youre a mess
i tell myself this every morning
every afternoon
every night
elma is a MESS

You tell yourself that that often? Why?

I think you care too much lol

Some Felt cosplayer on /cgl/ wants to do a shoot together

SO FUCKING DOKI DOKI

@Boo

fuck felts

find a bea

same

my precious, precious hair..

just feed me instead

no, noob

eating rules~ I'm glad you can still do that comfortably without your lateral incisors working

...

I know you weren't talking about Kanra

yeah man, past week ive been eating way more healthy
no more cookies or icecream

cutting fats

now I gotta change the portion

because youre a piece of shit

you have literally no point in life
if you killed yourself the world would be a better place

I'd rather get killed by a Rem or Elsa cosplayer tbh

Anything is better than Emilia tbh

I second all trannies should be killed

...

You are entitled to your opinion.

could think the HRT has made you not entitled to yours

kek you're so weird

boo stop bullying welma you nigger

...

"i was watching boku no pico with my sister"
-ban

"I was watchin boku no pico-er boku no hero academia"

YEAH SURE BAN

Nothing like a fistful of activated almonds in the morning

hey inga

I fucking lol'd

actually I was

niceu! Yeah if you don't buy junk food you won't be tempted

Up to you, I guess~

Maybe a bit of both, for the sake of being thorough. Face too.

It's funny how he mostly only links other people to fling weak shit about me but he's been attacking Elma all thread, who doesn't really fight back.

It's time to go~

Hail lord Satan~

We can't be friends anymore.

I get offered it all the time at my job

kill me

me next

One joint and never again lol
Goodnight

Hail Satan.

he's doing it for sport
I condone bullying for sport but only when they deserve it

welma dindu nuffin

...

fourth

Hi Sandy

aw I fuckt up

Night.

That's generally how I operate as well. People who mainly just pick on people like Luka and others who don't really fight back kind of look like pussies.

It's allright, activvated almonds is pretty homoseks, so it's understandable

Luka gets super passive aggro sometimes and that drives me off the rails, dude

sometimes they can't fight back because they run out of ammo or are just too rekt

Yeah, she does. I do attack her sometimes for things like that.

I just don't know how to bully

what kind of lewdypoo just says things like that on the internet?!

feed me more I'm hungry ;__;

just say no to peer pressure~

counter-bully*

Look deep within you, and bully shall appear
in order to bully others, you must first bully yourself

But why?

I mean you COULD bully still, but not with
splendour aand or pomp

Where's the bantz

Gone, we're all out, you should have acted when they were still in store.

fuck dude
how am I supposed to feed my drug addictions

I meant like what's the motive?

mfw le subway fotlong face

you left

i fail to see your point

thats the fucking point you retard

In the end, this is another broken promise by the hajis
like yoga or tech support

Suck some dick, dunnolol, maybe soto has some to spare, you're not getting any of my hard earned stash

Presumably that you wish to learn how to, if you do not then find your inner chef or some shit

I should become doctor

All 12 inches

I'm talking more generally, gooby. Like why would one start bullying?

only 6 now

QUICK I NEED A FIRST AND LAST NAME

Jacob Quinn

For real for real or on the web?
depends on who and when, some probobly feel validated and get a sense of community.
Did you call me gooby?

I think, all things considered, Bart might be one of my favorite posters.

Hungry for lewd things? :3

This is kind of right.

Yes.

fakenamegenerator.com/
Now you can give them a star sign too

grasi esse

Either, but mostly on the web for sake of relevance.

Yes.

kill yourself

hi there ho there

He's here
he cries when he looks in the mirror
get used to it

...

hello ho

I'm always right, disbelief in me is the only crime
Sometimes i just don't show how right i am

Bully4sake, fuck that weebshit tho

...

...

Boo, go to AX and make Grim the punjabi princess you've always wanted.

Why are you awake, did your teacher die?

...

well that was fun, told him in polite words to fuck off but wow is he on his period

...

...

I'm NOT in high school, I'm going to college in Augustus.

LLOLOLOL
thats so relatable

I don't even know what punjabi even means other than somehow being offensive to curries.

What?

"Hey, hey Grim. I'm having cookies and milk, and uh, the harmonic blend of brown and white reminds me of us."

tfw im actually punjabi

He must be a lucky man!
And are college teachers immune to death?

I don't know how this caveman spongebob thing start but I don't even care

Let's be honest.
You're all brown, no white.

Poon Job

what

woosh

I sound like a white guy, dude.

/mu/

Prove it..

Augustus
Is that how you say Augusti?

But your skin is coloured fifty shades of sand

Yeah, but it's like those French and British blacks.
They're still black even though they speak with a faggy accent.

archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/?ghost=yes&search_text=>band has two drummers&task=search&offset=432

I regret even googling what punjabi means.

poonjab is a funny sounding word

but most of the Indian ppl I've met are not funny

what does it all mean..

It means don't shake hands with them.

they have no need to be funny themselves because their language is inherently funny

what are you doing>??!?!?!

Oh
Well whaddaya know

Indian people can be pretty fucking funny

The "Scatellite" India launched takes the cake.
It's like they know how much they're see as just shitting everywhere.

Should I smonk weed drug tonight?

no but u will

Right now?
Rolling a cigarette and thinking if i should sleep or maybe rbew some coffee, what about you?

No, but you totally should tomorrow night

dats racist

Is it true casual racism is common place in Texas IRL?

you may be onto something there sci guy

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

Maybe.

Why tomorrow?

I think Keke Bunny might be best Rabi-Ribi.

just like how british humor is so dry for the most part because their accent is so silly on its own. i know whats up.

Who even is that guy that you always post?

There's a Jewish center a few blocks from me and I always call them kikes when they ask me for "donations" when I walk by.
So yeah, probably.

I am
why arent you

fuk ya

laughing at other ppl for talking funny rules

Because after luring yourself into a false sense of restraint you've earned it, totally

Jihad John

you should sleep if you have to do something tomorrow.

I'm in a skype call with rin, I was drinking wine but now just nice relaxation.

But i'd probobly not get up in time for what i wanted to do

Yo I actually love this song

oc dont steal

How long did it take for both of you to whip your dicks out?

thats inappropriate

Whoa, whoa.
What are you, some kind of racist?

how late is that?

About when the succubus was trying to rape the bunny.

Idk, just didn't really feel like considering it til now.

That's encouraging. Maybe the strongest argument so far.

Well, restraint is really only necessary to the point that the weed doesn't get in the way of things, imo. I just have a couple of classes this summer so that's not hard to manage. :3

...

My high school friend made this lmaoo

If this is a reference, it's lost on me.
And I'm kind of glad.

dunno, anywhere between 11-15 lol, but i've slept in on this guys plans like alot, i feel sort of bad about it

You say that, but if you smoke tonight you've failed me fail you

Tell him Sweden sends their regards

...

people are bakas

and im the biggest one of all

poor kikes they have feelings too..

It's got a positive and upbeat message with a cool attitude

blaze the devil's cabbage it's like some miracle you can't even explain it

This is really racist

Fuck no.
They're Jews.
They can go back to trying to whitewash their terrorism.
I legitimately hope Israel gets nuked as much as Syria.

then don't sleep and get the plans

The niggered thing?
Not really.

Where did that rule come from? :3

Are you high?

vocaroo.com/i/s1UDpqIZmXUQ
There was a brief moment where i decided not to sing

...

well meme'd

I'll see, still undecided

rule of thumb, if stick is equal to or smaller then thumb, i may hit you with it

youre just the baka nobody cares about

im not racist

PING GRIM
Favourite shiva, shiva, ganesh or shiva of your choosing
also fave norse god or halfgod, even the snake, whatever

Who remember jerkin off with these
you a real 90s kd

Curries pretty much are only known for shitting everywhere.
And using their hands to wipe.
And having designated "shitting streets".
And shitting in the same river they bathe in religiously.
They are literally and symbolically a race of shit.

i used it for masturbating

LittleKuriboh is gonna be at AX this year

For the first time I care about someone that's gonna be at AX

are you of the pure aryan persuasion~?

yes I love it >.

hahha did it work?
I remember these things but i wasnt that old yet lmao

you're gonna get a gay pornstarts autograph?

grim internet defense force reporting in

INDIA WILL BE A SUPERPOWER BY 2020

KEBAB IS DELICIOUS

THE LOVE BUILDS IN AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE

INDIA SPACE PROGRAM

...

What did he mean by this?

Yes, and also LittleKuriboh's

i was probobly like 11
did not work

GIDF pls

those little jelly fuck tubes ruled!

india cannot do that

just dont wait too long

I'll probobly manage
probobly

Kali or Shiva I guess
nors god

I tried

kali ma
kali ma
Do you know any of the others tho?

Some bastard mix of German and Dutch.
In America, "Dutch" is the anglicized version of "Deutsch", so anything that's "Dutch" is usually German.
My background is a mix of actual Dutch and Germany and I'm far too lazy to figure out the exact composition. I used to think I was partially English from one of the family names but turns out it was just a German that adopted an "American" name upon immigration.

yeah a bunch

WHERE IS THE SONG

Norse ones, not the shivases

oh
loki
and odin

...

...

just like the 14 year old you fucked a few years back

sicko

Fuck you Holla Forums post my link

She was 13

Odin is breddy cool, has like ravens and shit

Totes would

Pretty sure you stole all of her clothes growing up.
And hated her for your dad moving on from fucking you to fucking her.

ban got odin
boo got loki

grats

...

I'm half German and half Irish

yay beautiful white skin!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJa2kwoZ2a4

LIGHTNING CRACKS THE BLACKENED SKY
HEAR THE THUNDER CHARIOT RIDE
ALL BRAVE MEN WITH HEARTS OF WAR
RIDE THE PATH OF MIGHTY THOR

Fucking potato nigger.
As in literal potatoes.
Not a potato sack joke.

pics of ur sister pls

ARE U INTO SING

This is gold

Heeeeey, how is it hangin animus?

...

Just so both get banned for CP.

perfect

Am I

compassionate

audacious

bold

or lively ?

who said that?

lively

bold

the ruler of assguard

don't be down on potatoes many tasty foods are made with them ^^

If you and your family had a chance at a million dollhairs do you think you guys could make a sicker music video than this?

thx yeah its pretty sassy

need review on that song

All of the above

shush

Hey you

but hes so mellow

you want me to review that?

Grim what's up with the discord? Why do we have two now?

Yeah, but Irish were basically used as white slaves in westward expansion.
Not enough of them died building the railroads or in factories.

...

Am I

Amazing

Awesome

The best

or super cool ?

Probably someone on a power trip.
Same as anytime there's a new chat/board made.

All of the above

I may have read it as
"she is 6'2, 175 pounds and has a 6 inch cock."

ur makin me blush

archives spazzed out cuz bebop and ui were messing with roles and he couldn't type in lobby
so he just made his own

I'm voicing with him in his atm

me him desu and sometimes boo/guero are the only ones on voice there anyway

so oh well

I just follow the flow, idrc
I'm in both

xD because trans commentary and the progressive future means that will be the definition of a "woman" in a few years xD
xD
xD
xD

Good blush more!

wew finally home

whalecum

you probably could if you tried super hard~

ohio

how's it going cuteness??

But my german part is very dominant and never slave like~

spoilers youre NOT GAY

...

oops

spoilers youre NOT GAY

u didnt respond

Muh heart skipped a beat

FACTUALLY ACCURATE ALERT

FACTUALLY ACCURATE ALERT

No, Kojima.
That's not how genes work.
"Dominant" genes do not literally dominate "recessive" genes in some biological punch out.

scarlet's back to intimidate people again

Sing me a song

show me your supposed white guy sounding voice

sry
yes I do

Colbs is easily the gayest poster.
He's at 130% Desu's gayness.
Levels of gayness that were previously thought to only be theoretical.

Great bae, how's it hanging for you adorable?

Hi, how are you doing tonight?

The best accomplishment yet today!

careful
I hear he beats his gf

FACTUALLY INACCURATE ALERT

FACTUALLY INACCURATE ALERT

You should probably accomplish more in the day...

Evening

WHO IS EVEN GAYER THAN YOU OTHER THAN SOME OLD MAN'S YOUNG JIZZ RAG?

well the song and video are both hideous but in a way it's a great success. kinda funny

vocaroo.com/i/s0ONd3pHfons

1.3 picodesus??????????????????????????????????????????????????

An actual gay person?????????????//??/////?????///??/?

goonaght

EW WHAT THE FUCK DUDE?!?!?!

WHY WOULD YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO ME FUCK

Oh should I now? Like more accomplishments involving you?

Good evening Catso

I attempted to rewatch that show a few weeks back and its animation quality makes it pretty much unwatchable.

Pico de GAYo.

COLBS, YOU ARE GAY.

ਸ਼ੁਭ ਰਾਤ

what's gayer?

colberts posts

or

gay sex

?????????????

rest easy pal

we dont even say goodnight in hindi

nigger

What's up spoilers, how've you been?

Yeah, I havent watched it in years

HAH IT WAS PUNJABI

I'm gayer than clobs or your average poster probably

obviously not bragging just saiyan

so good... rewatching breaking bad on netflix it's so awesome, blazin' that diggity dank

what are u up to~?

fackin' A1 voice you got there grimster ^^

its not a 'heard' big guy scarlets confirmed to beat his gf

lexiiiii

did our jungler make you quit

You're at like 2.1 Desu's.

About to brb in the next five minutes to cook something up! Been great for the most part, how about you?

Watching a movie and just going to cook dinner now! Super late but better than never! Speaking of that I'll be back in a few, I'll be sure to bug you again if you're still here when I return

Well, those are always a possibility

I wasn't really implying that though

FACTUALLY INACCURATE ALERT
FACTUALLY INACCURATE ALERT

UUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

KEEP IT COMING GUYS ~

not an argument

COLBS, HAS YOUR WEEWEE BEEN ANYTHING OR HAS IT ONLY BEEN WEEWEES IN YOUR BUTT?

NEITHER

Same internship is going pretty well. Getting some bumps, but the people are good and I am happy

and what you be~? 0.2 - 0.3 desus?

sweet what movie and OK cook something nice for yourself~

I'll probs be here!

I kind of hope Scarlet beat Shamu while he lived in the dongden.

POOR IMITATIONS OF WEEWEES MADE FROM SILICONE THEN.

Someone could blow an entire football team in a single night and would only be .001 Desu's on the gayometer.

lol

scarlet probably kicks ui's ass also
thats why he pays the rent and he gets to be a NEET

Let's not go down this particular rabbit hole

I have it on good authority that Tsuchi knows all about poor imitations of weewees made from silicone.

Maybe he's bringing it up so he can show off his extensive knowledge

i beat the fuck out of ui when he doesnt do what i want

he is my bitch and i am his mistress

this isnt a joke

We should host a tranny deathmatch.
Who would come out of the ring alive?

I can't even make a joke about the poor choice of phrase there.
Because...eww.

The only sex toy I've ever owned was some kind of Tenga bought as a gag gift.
That I then stuck a golf ball in and through his bedroom window.
And had to pay for the window.

swedish would just sit on everyone
every weapon would just bounce off of her

Or the best choice.

hole lol

gaaaaaayyyy

Why is he literally the only tranny you call a her even though you just make fun of him constantly?

I AM TRYING TO EAT SOME SALISBURY STEAK AT THE MOMENT.
PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME VOMIT.

That sounds violent

post you're waifu and a short message to her
to Karen: you're so cute !!!

That's kind of the point.
Like a forced eugenics fight.
Only the manliest would survive.

;)

YOU BROUGHT IT UP NIGGER

SHOULDA THOUGHT ABOUT YOUR FOOD BEFORE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT I DO IN PRIVATE

Don't fall for his bait.
Be a bigger person.

uh.. no i dont think so
i just mix pronouns
dont really care about them

I WASN'T THINK ABOUT IT IN ANY FORM OTHER THAN TO JUST MAKE TOPICAL COMMENTS TO RIDICULE YOU AND YOUR HOMOSEXUALITY OVER.
YOU HAD TO MAKE IT WEIRD.

Fair enough.

OH SO IT MUST HAVE BEEN ME THAT FIRST MENTIONED WEEWEES AND BUTTS

OH WAIT

OH NO IT WASN'T

IT WAS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

THAT WAS JUST TO MAKE FUN OF YOU LIKING WIENERS.

Dear VAnilla,
You are sweet, and pure, as morning snows.
Don't be embarrassed.
I'll be gentle.

gg rip in peace

Can the words "wiener" and "weewee" even be used in a serious context?

WIENERS WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN IN THE EQUATION HAD YOU NOT ADDED THEM

YOU JUST WANT TO SHOVE WIENERS INTO WHEREVER THEY CAN POSSIBLY FIT

THAT'S ONLY WHEN I'M WAY TOO DRUNK.
AND THEY PRETEND TO BE A GIRL.

wiener in cooking or like dog breeding
other then that it's fucked

Hmm.

Nowi: Thanks for your help the other day, Nezumi.
Nezumi: You mean searching for the dragonstone? Not at all. I'm just glad we found it. Listen, Nowi. I actually wanted to talk to you about something else...
Nowi: Sure! What is it?
Nezumi: The shiny stone you gave me—was it really precious to you?
Nowi: Oh, yes. Very much so. But it's yours now. I AM looking for a new one, but I haven't found anything yet.
Nezumi: Yes, right. That's what I thought. ...Here, I want you to have this.
Nowi: Wow, it's SO shiny and pretty! But...it isn't a normal rock, is it?
Nezumi: No, it isn't. Not anymore. That was the stone you gave me... But I've made it into a ring.
Nowi: Er, Nezumi?
Nezumi: Yes, Nowi?
Nowi: I know what kind of ring this is. You want us to promise each other to stay together forever.
Nezumi: Oh, so you DO know the custom? Good. I was afraid I'd have to explain.
Nowi: Come on, Nezumi, I'm not a total dummy!
Nezumi: Heh. Right, sorry. I forget sometimes how long you've spent with us humans. But if you know this ring...then you also know what it means to accept it.
Nowi: I do! And I DO! in every sense of the words, I do, Nezumi! I've wanted to be with you for ever so long—I thought you'd never ask!
Nezumi: Then my only regret is not doing so earlier. Oh, Nowi, we'll be so happy together!
Nowi: Oh, I know we will, Nezumi! I know we will!
Nowi: Oh I'm so happy! I've always wanted a husband! Think of all the wonderful centuries—uh, years we'll have!

...

ADMIT IT

YOU HAVE A WIENER FIXATION

I love happy endings :3

i wish a cute boy would say that to me

That's a definite requirement.

I JUST HAVE A FIXATION ON PUTTING MY WIENER IN TOO MANY THINGS.

WELL KEEP YOUR WIENER OUT OF MY AFFAIRS

...

I go hard

Buying all the pre-paid phonecalls?

What is it from actually?

...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT.
THERE IS NO AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL THAT WILL MAKE THAT EVER HAPPEN.

Wearing a skirt is close enough if I'm just that far passed sobriety.

Well someone had to buy them.

Fire Emblem Awakening

BUT IT JUST HAPPENED

...

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;^)

THOSE TOO.

everyone here who's shot an FN FAL raise ur hand

*raises hand*

i did in call of duty so yes ^^

And now my dinner is thrown up in the toilet.

nah man

like

a real one

What a good day to check in.

You brought this on yourself.

I'll shoot your semi automatic battle rifle, if you know what I mean.

who are you

haha what?

oh then no never is it fun???

he's drunk I think lol

Your hairy asshole would make anyone throw up.

I actually don't know.

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You still come here too? My day just got a little worse.

I would believe it.

Eat a dick, Null.

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It didn't make ur mom throw up

D E S T R O Y E D
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new

new

new

new

yeah

i wanna shoot turrs with it

or hunt

man i feel u

*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

Yeah, I can't really do anything but pity you there.

Can we just go back to the rule of "Sci is banned from OPing threads" or just "Sci is permabanned"?

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Circuitboard to brain