The Germans Are At It Again

Eli Sanchez
Eli Sanchez

German carmakers tested diesel emissions on monkeys

ft.com/content/775bc836-0387-11e8-9650-9c0ad2d7c5b5

The laboratory study involved a 2013 VW Beetle and an older Ford F-250 pick-up truck running on a dynamometer — a sort of treadmill for cars used in emission tests — with its exhaust fumes directed through a series of tubes into airtight gas chambers. In the original proposal, a human subject on a stationary bicycle was to be tested, but this was amended to 10 monkeys.

“APPALLING,” tweeted Transport & Environment, a Brussels-based organisation lobbying for sustainable transport. “10 MONKEYS squatted in airtight chambers, WATCHING CARTOONS for entertainment as they INHALED FUMES from a rigged diesel Volkswagen Beetle.”

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Liam Morales
Liam Morales

Why bigger fines for rigging emissions than the fines for the wrongful deaths of 174 people?

Levi Campbell
Levi Campbell

Because they challenged the worldwide religion. They were heretics. They were also German.

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

“10 MONKEYS squatted in airtight chambers, WATCHING CARTOONS for entertainment as they INHALED FUMES from a rigged diesel Volkswagen Beetle.”
Its like another bananacaust.

Noah Campbell
Noah Campbell

INHALED FUMES

kek. I am very strong for animal rights and ethical treatment of animals and slaughtering methods. But monkeys are bestial demon creatures.

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

not 12
fucking germans

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

next try it on those alien Xenos called kikes.

Nolan Cox
Nolan Cox

I can't wait for next week's finding, where VW is discovered to have added a supply of Zyklon B to their motors, so they could secretly gas 6 gorillion more.

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

I FOUND MY FREEDOM
ON BLUEBERRY HILL

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

not 12
Underrated post.

Joshua Torres
Joshua Torres

They couldn't find a nigger?

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

Because that's always what happens, when an US judge get his hand on a EU company case?

I think the silliest fine in history is still the one that big french bank whose one of their middle east subsidiaries (among countless) was working with Sudan and was investing their money in Iran and Cuban and whatnot (places that had no problem with Sudanese investment)…
None of which was illegal under the EU or french laws since no one but the US are backing the Israel/KSA sponsored insurgency in South-Sudan.
Except they did in dollar because duh (oil making country)…
So the U.S. judges said "well since you're using dollars you're a subject to all US laws" (presidential decree in that case IIRC) and gave them a $10 billions fine (nearly as much as JP Morgan… for systematically lying on everything and collapsing the world's economy).
Which is insane. Hey ever used Paypal? You're now subjected to US federal laws! Did you bought booze when under 21 (since it's 18 pretty much anywhere in Europe and most people probably use paypal, or Patreon or Ebay once)? Jail.

In ten-fifteen years this will be seen as the decision that shattered the USD global domination for international transactions.

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

Cheating the kikes and government vs. killing goyim.

Gabriel Howard
Gabriel Howard

That's completely insane, US law isn't supposed to be applicable to the entire planet.

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

Goyim! Don't disrespect the 6 million! My very own sister was gassed in the cartoonacaust! Forced to watch old SpaceGhost coast-to-coast re-runs! They had special trains with video screens that dumped you right into the gas chambers! Mengele himself picked her off the train 9 times right before she was gassed!

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

Damn, I wish I had remember all those car deaths the last time I was in a discussion with hopping mad liberals over that whole VW debacle. I would have enjoyed watching them contort over justifying that line of logic.

James Thomas
James Thomas

mfw i drive a tuned diesel jetta with no egr and run heating oil to save shekels

FUCK YOU KIKES

Benjamin Rivera
Benjamin Rivera

not posting an archive link.
archive.is/9LOOS>>11201642
Why not 6 gorillion?

Ayden Thompson
Ayden Thompson

“10 MONKEYS squatted in airtight chambers, WATCHING CARTOONS for entertainment as they INHALED FUMES from a rigged diesel Volkswagen Beetle.”
I thought the Germans had finally decided to gas the kikes and start the race war. But no, they gassed actual monkeys. Really cruel, to be honest

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

with the help of decisions like that, soon, it won't

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

GAS THE CHIMPS, APE WAR NOW

Asher Evans
Asher Evans

10 MONKEYS squatted in airtight chambers, WATCHING CARTOONS

Were they watching the gorilla channel?

Evan Hernandez
Evan Hernandez

REMEMBER THE SIX GORILLAS

Benjamin Gutierrez
Benjamin Gutierrez

they wanted a more accurrate assessment of the effect on humans.

Aiden Jackson
Aiden Jackson

I'm much more worried about cartoons having enough power to override danger behavior like that.

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

Fucking kek.

Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

Fat Albert

Adam Richardson
Adam Richardson

THIS.
mfw Germans are testing gas chambers for the first time
irresistible-bait.jpg

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

OYYYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, IT'S ANOTHER SHOAH!

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

So VW's benchmark for their modern "clean" diesels is an old v8 F250 powerchoke? kek

Kayden Morris
Kayden Morris

So this is why they want the migrants, its cheaper than buying monkeys.

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

Gas the chimps, physic war now!

Ethan Evans
Ethan Evans

phylic*
F*cking auto incorrect got me