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Trump getting ready for the chimpout

Archive of previous bread
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AAAGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN

Plz vote for trump plz

any news on the elections?

Guys, you may have to be ready for Clinton to steal the election. Don't worry though, kek will make her pay the price another way.

This is why the Japanese games industry is superior.

twitter.com/KurtBusiek/status/796109594900635648

Bonus cuck.

twitter.com/ZacFinkenstein/status/796110023659290624

benis

Just MSM going "H-Hilary will win, goys" before the ballots even close

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What is the point?

GAS THE BAKERS
BREAD WAR NOW

You are a pretty cool dude friend. I always like how much you piss of these douchebags.

reddit.com/r/GamerGhazi/comments/5bw3sr/turns_out_trump_trolls_are_definitively_on_a/

Hope America gives me better news, Puerto Rico seems to be on fast track to becoming the worlds first 4th world country.

good luck Americans, go vote

THREAD THEME

Sand weighs the trucks down, bullet proof and cannot become shrapnel if explosives are used.

…Why not just go around the trucks?

THREAD THEME

REMINDER TO VOTE FOR PAUL ATISHON
LET'S MAKE KURAIN VILLAGE GREAT AGAIN
Also vote Trump

Oh shit its you

It makes a funnel point and protects against gun fire silly goose.

Trucks create a coke point, they will cover the side too once shit goes down.

Do you think Trump is so confident about all this because he has a backup plan?

It's the only way I could understand how he isn't expecting to lose from cheating and the media's bullshit alone.

videogames

Why not go from above?

Quit asking questions Frodo!

Hes liteally a clinton. Down to the working for foriegn interests.

Stage a coup. In a 3rd world country and lower you have nothing to lose. or not

Yes its me, hello, how are you? I hope you're having a good day.

Niggers, SJW and Spics don't have that kinda capability.

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Prepare for a swat team to barge in any moment. Un American tactics like common sense will land you in Guantanamo.

Jesus, Neo-Kotaku is reduced to making Manboobz-style screencap fests?

LEFT-WING DEATH DRONES

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Makes me wish I could buy Kotaku and turn it into a porn site.

left wing drones squad probably sounds better

Did Gamergate achieve anything worthwhile so far?
Just curious I never really cared about it that much, cause you know all the death threats and shit you used to do at the beginning was too childish so I didn't take you serious.

Ok.

By the way, I know Mark has some kind of script to put party hats on all posted images. Would it be possible for him to alter it to put MAGA caps on all images as a celebration of a Trump win?

Just a thought.

Wouldn't it be a Left Wing Drone Flight? Or possibly Left Wing Drone Circus?

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I'm for it. Assuming Trump hopefully wins.

twitter.com/Delafina777/status/796057883846864897

it needs to have squad or death in it to resemble right wing death squads

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twitter.com/CAH/status/796049188530388992

Forgot this low energy shit

It appears the powers that be have noticed Kek's rebirth and have prepared another scourge for mankind.

And of course Polygon is the first to report on it.

archive.is/PHnZZ

Where is karma when you need it?

I'm dead serious.

Stop fucking posting links to tweets and start posting archives because

ARCHIVE EVERYTHING


I love how they bring up that tweet every time. One tweet vs a career politician's speech.


The fuck is this shit? Aren't they the ones crying over anime avatars?

lets see multimple FTC disclosures millions lost from gawker

So instead of laughing at an actor's depiction of an autistic adult, people will be laughing at an actor's depiction of an autistic teenager.

Im blocked nigger

I fully expect her to win, and then days later we find out she rigged it (as if there was any doubt) and all hell breaks loose.

Speeches. She spent years railing against video games as "society's greatest evil."

Copy the link and paste in archive.

archive.is/lqrcM

Speaking of which, those ought to be compiled in a long video/list of sorts, assuming I haven't glossed over one.

How many more hours until we know the fate of western civilization?

Fuck archive for using google, post pics along with archives please.

Post-midnight prob

Also, have some of yesterday's pre-election salt from Kotaku's wonderful Heather Alexandra:

archive.is/X1pxo

Implying Armstrong ever did anything wrong

No that is just the MSM predictions it will be days till all the votes are counted.

bbc.co.uk/news/election-us-2016-37885746

archive.is/5a3TF

The FBI went through hundreds of thousands of emails in a few days.

I'm sure with more people, millions of votes could be "counted" in a few hours.

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Uuuuugh now I've got cucks like this on my ass. Should I even bother?

Which are your citations, you fucking retard?

There is a theory! Science has said! Studies show!

Its not a person, its an ad.

Nah…

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The powerrangers movie is gross. That zord looks like shit. Not even linkara the fagot cand find a good thing about it.

He has never been on the reciving end of normalfags ire. They are the worlds judge, jury and executioner.

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If the cuck isn't going to even pretend to argue in good faith, then why do the same? Just shitpost at him like that.

4 pol found it

Its a bit late for them to go after the anime vote.

It's over, SJWs won.

It's time to #TearDownTheWall

So, how long until we know the results?

Just tell him that there's also a theory that the earth is flat and ask him if he believes that one too.

It's never over, bury yourself cuck.

Well after midnight for official results i think.

This world is dead to me.

Never. Russia is going to pre-emptively nuke America to keep Hillary out of office and therefore avert World War 3.

I see he sort out his AR-15 PTSD.

And what hour it is there in america?


So… Hotline Miami 2's ending?

What?

Time to stop considering him a friend. If he's willing to vote for a criminal, he'll eventually participate in criminal actions towards you

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You are the blood flowing through my fingers….

Did he lose yet? He lost didn't he? remember money wins elections not policy.

But SJWs do believe that. They think there's other continents beyond Antarctica and that the ebil gubment is preventing people from colonizing those lands so that the rich can hoard the resources of the new lands.

These people fucking drive me crazy and I don't even have to deal with them offline.

You don't have to do anything yet. If Trump wins he's got egg on his face and you can make fun of him. If Hilary wins you save yourself from him whinging about how you're a bad person holding the country back.

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No, this is the end.

Why did we ever think we could win?

We're fighting against the entire military-industrial complex and its unholy alliance with big media and big tech. We never stood a chance.

If we let them fuck our waifus while we watch they might forgive us, let's do that.

Also #CloseTheGate

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Wow, that's beyond retarded. I wish that was true so we could have another age of exploration.

SJWs don't generally believe that. That's more of a right-wing fringe one that only absolute lunatics like Sinead believe.

Did you call your friend a fucking retard? That is the dumbest thing I have heard all day.


That is even more retarded.

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fuck off zoe

If SJW sock puppets that send death threats to their own are going to be used as examples of all GG, I'm going to use fringe lunatics that believe the world is flat as examples of all SJWs.

Not really. Their thinking is so pathetically trivial, it's not really worth the energy. I mean to even think racism and sexism are even "issues" in league with geopolitics and risk of nuclear war, they're beyond retarded.

Disgusting, that's why i went full ara.

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checked

She needs to try harder

Alright.

On another note I just got called for a survey. In addition to asking me who I voted for for president they asked me my opinion on the parties. I said I disliked both. Weird bit is that they then asked me why I dislike Republicans but did not ask me why I dislike Democrats.

Why is plaid shirts the new SJW uniform?

DAILY REMINDER
SJW females vote exactly exactly EXACTLY the same as inner city niggers. SJW females are the black vote ergo they are black people.

I need to kill myself.

3 MINUTES LEFT

Your friends family is retarded.

Saw rhat in Holla Forums. I dont carebwho that thing voted for,but aphorism and woke means instant retard

archive.is/7a5vL


wat

3 Minutes until the first polls close.

Paul Watson is sounding pretty fucking worried about Trump's chances right now.

Not yet faggot, the ride is not over for you.

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Isn't 'woke' the SJW definition for red pilled?

My family does it, I like it because I can usually can convince them to see my way. This year that was entirely unnecessary though as we all saw things the same way from the beginning.

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If the blue pill is the default state, the red pill is Holla Forums, and the black pill is hatred for all humanity or whatever it is, then "woke" would be like the cyan pill. The hyper blue pill.

I could have sworn that was going nowhere a few days ago.


Finarry.

exit polls

Niggerpill.

I still find it dumb. Then again, I think if mom was around and we were american, she and I would have went repub or in her case third. She hated hillary and told me so much of the shit she and bill did before passing that I know she would not vote for them.

If any of you gamergays are in Florida and haven't voted yet, you better get your asses to the polls now before they close at 7:00pm EST.

IF YOU DON'T VOTE TRUMP I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK YOU DOWN AND DELETE ALL OF YOUR LEWDS

Dub dubs?

See? I told you it was over.

And I will take a shit in one of their game cases.

Everyone better vote if they can no matter where they are. If the election is close they'll steal it for Killary.

Then my friend has that. Has lost absolutely all hope and trust in everything and lived an absolutely shit childhood and family with no real control over it no matter how hard he's tried. Can't even hold a job because of his autism and bipolar depression.

I feel GG has saved me from my own apathy and misanthropy.

ITS HAPPENING

While Kentucky was easy to predict that it would go Trump that's a huge fucking margin if it holds.

nytimes.com/elections/results/president

Granted, its really fucking early, but i expect this to be a trend

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He's leading New Hampshire too.

Isn't that a red zone anyway, New Hampshire just went red but I can't seem to check counties or whatever.

Oh man, that'd be fucking dank. I mean, I'll still be happy with a Trump victory no matter what, but an overwhelming landslide for Trump will be so much better.

Not something worth going off of.

We need a goddamned landslide, i guarantee you they are going to try to rig it, they were talking a lot of shit about taking deep red states and ended up slamming michigan, that tells an entirely different story from the polls

If that were true than imagine what it would be like for the MSM, for months reporting neck and neck with Shillary and then suddenly overwhelming trump, they would have no recourse.

Someone is spamming black cocks on Holla Forums

Could this the beginning of the Great Rectal Prolapse?

I don't know if that's actually what the black pill is. I see it thrown around a lot but nobody can explain what it is without going on a pages-long rant about nothing, and I'm not reading all that shit.

Kentucky leans right but its far from a republican stronghold anymore. So it going that heavily for Trump is still promising.

The real prolapse will be on twatter, count on it

I'm still not going to hold my breath, he's probably going to get eaten alive at some point, Money wins elections, not policy.

NIGGER HE'S MADE OF MONEY

wait this time seriously, who?

Imagine if a large percentage of Holla Forums turned out to be gay or black men.

The asshurt would be legendary. It would shake the very realities of the posters.

I wish for a Trump win for many reason but the biggest of all is for all the salt from leftist cucks on Twitter.

Legendary mining for months to come.

But he's not wasting it all on this election.

no, they're all jewish

I think that's ZQ. Saw a picture a while back and she got chesty. Looks like she probably got implants or something. If I hadn't learned my lesson about sticking my dick in crazy, I'd hit it.

the salt alone would make it worth it

Why would you want that, salt mines the world over would shut down because people could just get their salt for free on Twitter. I thought people were voting trump because he would bring back jobs?

With /cuteboys/ and /furry/ to be the biggest porn boards here, that would be unsurprising.

The salt will flow for years, maybe decades.

what said

They might even transform into salt like at the beginning of NieR.

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i'm pretty sure that if trump actually wins, i will literally die of dopamine poisoning.

Holy shit, I'm laughing.

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Yeah, Jeb kicked ass in the primaries.

Holy shit this is gold!

is it over, gamergays?
did we win?

For that alone I hope he wins.

THE PENDULUM IS COMING AROUND

IT'S HAPPENING
nytimes.com/elections/results/president

Major results will start in around half an hour.

Sounds pretty accurate, we've owned a large farm for something like 200 years.

Jeb got curb stomped hard during the primaries, it was the funniest shit anyone had ever seen, and the best part was all that money down the fucking drain.

TRUMP UP YUGE IN INDIANA TOO

Would you hug him?

Yes, that was my point.

REAGAN 2.0 BOYS HERE WE GO

THEY TOOK OUR VIDYA

WE TOOK THIS COUNTRY

The site only has (old) English and French references for me.

Shieet, how did he managed to win Commiefornia?

If Trump some how managed to get every state but commiefornia and NY red; I'll personally go punch George Soros in the face

he was an actor, maybe he had some pulling?

That was before our demographics were ruined by immigration policy changes.

Everyone I know is saying Trump needs Florida to have a chance because of how many EVs it counts for, but wouldn't Texas be even more important in that case? It's literally one EV away from 40.

twitter.com/FoxNews/status/796127361234309120
Jaysus christ

He already had pretty high enthusiasm and that election was for his second term, which usually favours the sitting president even if they're a total fuckup. And his opponent was pretty shit.

Wow that fucking sucks. Somewhat in the same boat, but regardless I voted for Trump.

He was also the governor of that state. They must have really liked him.

God I hope Trump wins. I'm not American, but I want to go salt mining. Plus Dick Masterson's podcast next week will be glorious if Trump wins. The man will probably give us the loudest "yeah" yet.

Thank god my family just doesn't care who you voted for. My mom and grandma and sister all went Trudeau because "he's handsome", my brother voted Green because he's young and naive and thinks they could win. Dad voted NDP because he hates them least of the parties he thought had a chance. I voted Communist because they all sucked and it made me laugh that my riding has a candidate for the communist party.

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I'm just going to be happy that the stupid leftist hysteria will continue for a little longer if he wins.

Its assumed that he's won Texas so it gets ignored. Much like New York and California get ignored because its assumed that Hillary won them. Trump doesn't have to win Florida though without it it would be very difficult, that said I'll be shocked if he loses Florida.

Dunno, his odds might be good in jew york since he lives there and is a fucking icon, but we'll have to see

Good morning anons! Please tell me what's the status of the electoral votes so far?! Please tell me that Trump is leading!

Thinking New York will flip red is delusional.

too early, wait an hour or two.

He's ahead but none of the important swing states are reporting any votes yet. He's overperforming polls in the states that are reporting so far though, which was to be expected. If that carries over to results of the rest of the nation then he'll be president.

It's not even been an hour since the polling booths closed. Come back in 2 hours.

How the hell did that happen to my name field

Indiana and Kentucky are incredibly high, higher than normal. New Hampshire probably going Trump.

No idea, I was trying to figure out how you made it do that.

Just some random girl who voted for Trump.

archive.is/bOmlL

See to follow the results

My state runs red for the God Emperor. My job is done.

is that good? He is currently leading, but what kind of weird states are those? Are they filled with neckbeards that would have voted for him anyway?

Kentucky and Indiana were always going red but them going that heavily for him is still huge.

I'd probably like Jeb in real life, he's really lame like me, but he's no Donald Trump.


Trump didn't smash clinton into the ground like he did bush though, obviously I hope he wins, for many many reasons.

That's some weird ass taste, but least your family doesn't care on what you decide. One of my aunts is all for Shillary, and she won't stop talking about it or what MSNBC/CNN/ect. says about Trump. Can't really bring up on what I picked to her or the rest of my family (with the exception of one sibling), because all of them want the old hag.

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WHAT

IMPOSSIBRU

I wan Mark 2 eat another cake after the win

That one must be old.

If He wins both Holla Forums and these threads are going to have insane shilling

ITS LEGDROP TIME NIGGER

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In the debates, lots of chances to take shots too, no idea how he didn't do it.

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Chris, you better have fucking voted.

AND YOU'RE ON Holla Forums YOU'D BETTER GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING PS2

PUT HER AWAY FOR 29 YEARS

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That fucking "you'd be in jail" bit was his leg drop, i think he tried to look presidential during the debates and pulled it off wonderfully while illary just screamed russia and taxes

I give up.

Texas is not as much of a Republican stronghold as it used to be because latinos are such a high percent of the population now. It'll still go Trump but within a couple decades it'll definitely be in play.

Isn't that LW?

Nothing is certain until its all said and done user, just relax and wait it out

but her hair is blue tho

Trudeau got the woman vote down pat because for some reason they all think he's hot. My family just hates pretty much all politicians by default, hence not caring who you vote for. We did all vote NDP when Jack Layton was still alive, though. He was a good guy.

There were more chances that that though, but that was pretty good, he just didn't do a Jeb Bush, he turned the major republican corporate candidate into a laughing stock.

He aint dead yet. Just you wait

My brother literally told me Jeb going up against Trump was like a baby turtle taking on a wolf.

completely wasted money

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what ad

Jeb Bush 2020

Jeb was too fucking innocent, christ, i can only imagine how things would have gone had he beaten everyone else out, they'd probably accuse him of rape and he'd apologize despite not knowing the cunt

Jeb is the hero Harambe deserves.

He'll get to the bottom of this shit.

He's was too pure for this sick, cruel 3Dshit world.

Jeb would sell every single one of us out in a fucking heartbeat user, don't feel bad for him just because he also happens to be pathetic.

At the level of individual counties there's a ton of landslides, it only evens out in aggregate. Preliminary shit like this is completely meaningless.

Also typically it takes longer to count results in cities so the early result trends towards the Democratic side as the votes are counted. During Obama/McCain I remember a lot of results started out McCain and then went Obama over the course of the night as the city votes were counted.

a PAC funded a Superbowl ad for him which cost insane amounts of money.

I see, this is the only election I've ever paid attention to live during election night as I usually despise both parties' candidates.

Better have some fun before hillary steal the election.

Oh god, this reminds me of those starving Africans charity commercials

This is one of the most dedicated GG guys I've ever seen

twitter.com/Blaugast

IN THE ARMS OF THE ANGELS

I still think he's a sentient robot that can seek out where to drop info.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He doesn't have that assburger beard for nothing

I envy that user.

Hmmmm…

I'd be shocked if she didn't win Vermont though.

it's surely a bug, suuurely a bug

ya winning son? is america great again?

Not surprising.

Damn, Trump already lost then.

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God if trump wins it's going to be glorious.

I observe a bunch of SJW-lite acquaintances and they were so, so salty after brexit, screaming about how racism and xenophobia wins again.

Hot damn, now it's getting interesting.

You must be out of your mind, it is impossible for her to look good.

Any big-tittied port in a storm. (Except that I'm never banging a crazy girl again)

OH BABY HE GOT FUCKING FLORDIA

Get hyped!

HE GRABBED IT RIGHT BY THE PUSSY WITH THOSE NUMBERS, HOT DAMN

He hasn't yet.

Only the northern counties are calculated in right now.

South Florida is like a completely different state and could very well flip it.

dubs confirm

Wait for final results.

is that gap suppose to be that huge?

That fucker is truly our greatest aleppo

Fuck off CTR

This, so far it's a good start but only a couple of counties and is very early. The whole state has not been counted yet so things can change

No he didn't. Like I said, preliminary results are meaningless.

Get ready to lose that job, the CTR gravy train is about to crash while the trump train has no fucking brakes

He's right though. Miami and Orlando are democrat strongholds in the state.

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It is when only a handful of counties are counted. Just going to repeat this:

thanks for alt righting the record

There has apparently been mad gunman at a polling booth in LA.
One of my predictions did come true.

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Whether Trump wins or not, I swear this election's going to be in the history books just for how weird it's been.

Palm Beach went high Hillary, Trump called it his second home.

I feel exhausted just thinking about what a fucking shitshow it has been up until' now.

Clinton actually took Florida for a brief second (as shown here) when another county was counted, then Trump took it back right after. So expect a lot of back and forth

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it truly is the birth of an epic meme

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I hope he managed to kill someone

Link?

This is playing havoc on my nerves.

Any forecasts on how long until we have a definitive winner?

Try being consistent at least.

nytimes.com/elections/results/president


fox's
foxnews.com/politics/elections/2016/presidential-election-headquarters

london?

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When I last followed the election it was after midnight, so i expect similar here.

This, hold your loads, don't celebrate pre-maturely or you'll just look like idiots

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It is trump 55.5% to 41.2% right now in popular vote fyi

I am not fully familiar with US elections, how does a candidate win a state before even 10% of all votes have been counted?

I'd say at least five hours till networks call it. Hopefully Trump fights the result if it shows Hillary winning when we have proof of electoral fraud.

the popular vote doesn't matter

Yeah I live here and the only Clinton signs I see are Hillary for prison signs.

it is either just current results so of the ~1% in voted this way or they do some statistics on the ~1% and exit polls


I know but some people might have been curious

Elector Vote I think, it's been a while I studied the US, I think it is refered as an indirect democracy.

That won't matter if it doesn't translate into actual votes, user!

After 10 percent we just close it
Electoral college
You're reading the political map wrong

Christ this back and forth in Florida is making me nervous

why does that woman have a beard

So what does something like pic related mean?
The legend at the top of the page seems to suggest that it is actually a republican win already and not a partial result. As does the green indicator next to trumps name.

I'm looking at county breakdowns compared to 2012 and its looking bad for Trump. He's underperforming Romney there.

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>watching crowder's livestream from a uni computer lab

Good luck, Americans. It's going to be a fun next couple of hours

It means that that website has called it for Trump because their statistical methods indicate that its near certain he wins. There's been rare instances where they get it wrong though, the actual results stand not what they called early in the night.

I don't know specifically what you're talking about but calling states is based on statistics, if it's statistically impossible for the other candidate to win based on what is known about the electorate. For example if Candidate A is ahead and all the remaining areas that haven't been counted are known to favor Candidate A more than the ones already counted.

Or if you mean the people flipping out over preliminary results, that's just people being premature and it isn't decided.

Check SC
Its neck and neck
trump is barley winning

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>tfw raid night starts in 9 minutes

We barely have any niggers compared to the rest of the south and all of our Hispanic's hate Mexicans because they are all Cubans and Puerto Ricans so I seriously doubt that trump is gonna lose Florida especially after that mudslime shot up that gay club in Orlando. Not even the gays here want Clinton.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

But then I see a state like W.Va. listed with 0% reporting and already a Trump win. Using the politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president map btw.

Come on lads don't give up

You'd be surprised just how many people (including victims) will blind themselves to the truth.

Its a prediction so it could still go either way

How do they calculate that shit?

Some Americunt please explain.

That's probably based on the huge gap. If they statistically predict the rest of the state isn't going to vary more than +20%, and there's a 30% gap, they can call it early. That's why the "sure thing" states get called early.

If he doesn't get Florida it is game over anyway.

Why is this board so full of retards?

Someone forgot to tell them that I guess.

Lots of non-Americans. Also lots of people who have never cared about politics before.

Its a prediction. Aside from NH and (probably) Florida, Trump hasnt won any of the states Hillary needs to win

I dunno user I have been seeing lots of faggots at my local gun store and range after that shooting and most of them want Trump because they are terrified. Before the shooting they were at most heckled by rednecks now they think Clinton is gonna genocide them with mudslimes.

I knew it, Election over go home.

So how well did the
#VoteILR and #Savetheday thing help dems

A lot of niggers live in Orlando user I am actually impressed at how many voted for Trump.

OHIO

Tell her she can't go to canada. You need enough money saved to survive one year without working and you need a person that can sponsor with a certain level of income to attempt to gain Canadian residency.

I assume it is something to do with the predicted vs current results
It is just some prediction. It is next to meaningless.

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Not even remotely. Trump's winning Virginia, if he does that it cancels out Florida and Florida isn't over yet. If he wins them both then you may as well call the election for him. I was just showing that Orlando area is still going Clinton even after that shooting.

twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/796150533329453056


Pure class these people.

thanks, I didn't have it saved

Also most people just commute to Orlando because of how much of a shithole it is so don't get down all of the rural parts of Florida will make up for it.

That, and good luck finding work after the year and paying 100% more taxes.

Mitt got 40% back in 2012, Trump is doing bad compared to 2012 in Florida

your American electoral college is so stupid. The fact that a politician can get 70% of the votes in one state and still only get the same points as if he got 51% is ridiculous. Plus California gets so many points compared to the rest of the country.

Why can't you just have a vote equal a vote

IT BEGINS
twitter.com/hashtag/electionnight?data_id=tweet:796132467199672320&vertical=default&src=tren

Because we're still running on a dinosaur system that hasn't changed in 100+ years "because it works."

Not to mention that Canada is a terrible place where your Prime Minister will let your province burn so that he can hire Africans to put the fire out to look more tolerant.

In Orlando? I find that hard to believe.

Originally it was to balance out for rural areas to ensure that candidates have to pay attention to their needs and not just the cities.

twitter.com/search?q=Trump&src=tren

THE GREAT SALT MINING BEGINS NOW

Not only that, but will offer to pay them practically nothing, then act surprised when they tell him to go fuck himself and go home, leaving the province to continue to burn, since he isn't in any rush to actually save people's homes since their politics don't align with his.

If Trump wins I am going to spend tomorrow celebrating with a hooker. Don't let me down boys.

politico.com/2012-election/results/president/florida/

Then refuses to pay said diversity hire a fair wage. Hes more racist than Holla Forums.

Because you don't want fucking California to decide who wins the presidency do you?

How will you relish in the salt then, user?

No, if it was pure popular vote they would just campaign in major cities

Yeah and he's a feminist but thinks Mosques sequestering away women because otherwise they'd just rape all the men.

I'll do that after I finish with her.

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I HAVE BEEN WAITING AN ENTIRE YEAR FOR THIS MOMENT

That's what they do anyway.

The answer to all these questions is that it generates TV ratings and website clicks.

"Why is it confusing? What does it mean, exactly? How it it calculated?"

Think about it for a moment: it benefits these places if they can mislead you into thinking (even at a first glance) that there is some form concrete information about the results available.

So the real answer to the question behind your question is that it is all shit and unreliable. It is intended to be confusing and it is intended to be 10,000x more than tentative than how it is presented to you.

Perhaps, but making arbitrary divisions everywhere does make it very easy to rig elections without even rigging the voting itself.

Sjw's on suicide watch

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THE GREAT SALT OF OUR TIME

ITS ALL OVER THAT HASHTAG

I'm pretty fucking worried right now.

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He has Virginia, it's fine my son.

The election is far from over, I don't get why they are sperging yet anything can happen at this point

I think he caught back up in Florida, but yeah it isn't looking too good as it was previously

I'm convinced that this election will shake up the voting states. Trump isn't a true republican and can appeal to some democrats. Maybe some solid states will become swings.

Did you check that page? I bet your name is secretly Jewish too and you didn't know.

I'm expecting way more than mere salt. Expect the defeated to throw a massive tantrum and shut down websites and leak personal stuff from anybody that ever mentioned Hillary in a unflattering way this election

No its not, Virginia wipes out Florida but he needs Ohio and North Carolina.

nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/FL

This is insane, I've never seen something so divided.

Notable, but unrealistic sidenote:
If you crunch the numbers real good(For starters, you only need 51% of the votes to have 100% control, certain states lose votes due to having higher population)
You discover you only need 22% of the American Population voting for you if you want to give a party 100% control on the Senate. Grab the states that get extra votes(Every state has at least 3 votes as per electoral college. Votes are taken away form bigger states such as Commiefornia and Texas and given to smaller ones), give the party you're aiming 51% vote margin and whatever margin you want for other parties(They don't matter).

Final Result
22%
Proof?
>I misplaced the infograph
Okay, sorry, nevermind that one. Lets just pretend the electoral college is okok.

Fuck that, what if Hillary wins? We've already seen that she has repeatedly proven to not give a single shit about anything related to any kind of security.

is Florida usually a swing state, or is it usually republican?

I already checked the last time the image was posted, still nothing. And besides, why would Jews even bother going through the trouble to come here if there is nothing left to take?

Swing state

Reports of one dead and three injured during a shooting in America. Stay safe everybody.
Don't forget that even people who vote against your candidate of choice are Americans like you. While their salt can be funny, allow them to mourn or share their pain in peace but at least screencap it and show us

>tfw mother who voted for king dumbass the past 2 times and brother just got back from voting for the don
The uncuckening begins

huh, I thought it was republican like texas

Didn't Putin say that there would be conflict if Hillary wins the elections? Or did I dream that?

Wow, those proportions make it look like that girl doesn't have a vagina.

His crazy crony did, but its pretty much true. But not because of Putin or Russia…

Don't have the infograph you are referring to but I have the next best thing

Putin said it's possible but he hopes it wouldn't come to that. What the issue is though is that Hilary said that she wants to establish a no-fly zone over Syria which most people will think means a war with Russia.

Without Florida it is over.

Yes

Kill yourself

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Watching you idiots melt down is going to be the only good thing that happens tonight.

How disappointing. If she wins, I'll have to soothe my ego with a hooker tomorrow.

Oh well, i'll just fap and go to bed then.

Aah, the American way.

>>>Holla Forums1030868
leftypol losers are monitoring this thread.

you just want a hooker, don't you

Where are y'all watching the results?

buy a figurine today

theg­uar­dian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/nov/08/us-election-2016-results-live-clinton-trump?view=map&type=presidential

Multiple links in thread.

But if she wins, we just go back to gaymergating, not much will change, just less salt to mine

You do realize you lose your job tonight right? No more need for CTR.

I'm Canadian.

Only because the trap I usually fuck is out of town with his boyfriend.

Crowder stream if anyone likes his stuff

EAT SHIT AND DIE, COMMIES

archive.is/RDVcn

you guys are killing me, does clinton actually have a chance at winning?

Trump sama must win

No. Someone on Holla Forums got dubs.

aids isn't aids if not shared

Trump ahead in Florida, 4 counties left.

Shit, on election day and you can't even get your numbers to be in the number 2 spot

They've only counted 50% of the votes.

I dont get it if leftypol is suppose to be some sort of smart leftist shit hole
why are they rooting for Clinton? I get not wanting to support trump
but no matter your views on him Hillary is just as bad if not worse

just seems so dumb

POST YOUR ELECTION NIGHT MUSIC

He's a good boy, he's clean. Always uses protection unless he's with me.

Anyway, Guardian map updated and it's sitting at 44/51 in Trump's favour now.

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THREE FUCKING COUNTIES IN FLORIDA AND THEY'RE TIED
FUCKING PULL THROUGH

B..Baka, you're gonna make me cry.

What's the Electoral College?
Guide for non-Americans

The only relevant details can be summarized into three basic points:

1) the popular vote for each individual state determines which candidate "wins" that state (yes, even 51%)

2) the weight of a given state towards the overall winner is called the "number of electoral votes" assigned to that state (And before you ask, it seriously doesn't matter why it's called that or who the electoral voters are, trust me)

3) the weights/electoral votes aren't exactly weighted to the population of that state. Big states have the most electoral votes, and it is pretty close to proportional for them. But the smallest states get a certain minimum weight, and thus they get more weight than their population would suggest (still small overall though).

I was gonna post something, but yours will do.

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All anyone cares about is being vindictive and rubbing it in the other guy's face.

Great game. Shame the (((Steam))) version had to change some music because of copyright issues.

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I think it's just the rivalry with Holla Forums, they're looking for salt.

I was there last night tankieposting and they seem to be split due to "Redditors coming over" or something. I'd estimate around 30% of the posts like the Don and it seems to be getting worse for them.

JEBUS FUCKING CHRIST

Well Clinton always had a chance because of the rigging. Trump just needs to pull through, but I'm not hopeful at the moment, Florida is down to the wire

It should be for Trump, all the cuck countries are in.

I bet he says that to all the guys.

And the girls.

TRUMP IS LEADING IN FLORIDA BY 24 VOTES

Oh boy another Florida recount incoming.

What a bunch of drama queen faggots.

What music was changed?

There were so many reports of voting machines recording democrat when people selected republican (never went the other way, what a strange glitch). I think most of those reports came from florida

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I swear to kek Florida, I will sink you into the sea if you vote Shillary in

Jesus I can't take this suspense.

CHRIST

COME ON THOSE THREE COUNTIES

Don't bully my fucktoy, he's (mostly) pure.

No, Dark Arisen on console lacked into free
Steam lacks moonvoices and berserk armors, but I'm sure there are mods for all three things already.

HE'S UP BY 20K

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Well it's 2am here and I need to get some sleep now. If trump fails tomorrow I will hate all of you.

Not 100% sure. I know they got the original artist to do the replacement tracks. my posting is so slow that it's not even marking my posts as mine. I'm not getting any (You)s.

King,
King of tremendous majesty,
who freely saves those worthy ones,
save me, source of mercy.

Trump has the lead right now with 48.6 to 48.4, but only 61% of the vote has been tallied for florida. It's not just those three counties, most of the others aren't done yet and these are early/initial results.

Not 100% sure. I know they got the original artist to do the replacement tracks. my posting is so slow that it's not even marking my posts as mine. I'm not getting any (You)s.

I mean the game I linked music from, fam. It had a DRM-free version first and then when it went to Steam they had to change some music.

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Pretty much. Anyone with a brain on there would be cheering on Trump just because if Clinton wins the DNC will be rewarded for rigging the primaries against Bernie and they'll never see a nominee they actually like.

I love Shadmans art-style, but his gigant clitorises, buttholes and overall plastic looking genitals really make it hard to fap to him images.

It'd be a lot funnier if I didn't have the exact same pockets of cancer in my state.

Only for Into Free. The berserk armor is in the PC port, but doesn't have models, so any attempts to mod the armor into being usable have failed. I haven't heard anything about mods for JP voice acting, so I assume that failed, too.

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thanks for correcting the record

yeah, the Hillary camp is full of most of GG's enemies, so we just want salt

I miss ascii shitposting.

Nigger cities man.

houstanon here, family did their part

meant I, anyway.

I don't get it.

The big problem with the system is that if one candidate wins by a landslide in the states he wins, and loses by a tiny margin in the other states, he can still end up losing the election with way more than 50% of the popular vote.

Say you had 3 states with about the same population and 10 votes each. Trump wins 90% of the first state and 45% of each other. Well that means he's got 60% of the popular vote, but only 33% of the electoral vote.

I'm sure you meant the tech industry in San Frantransco. San Diego a best in CA.

I actually think if Trump does what he's saying it will really help socialists' cause because the response to tariffs to combat outsourcing will be greatly accelerated automation. Which will lead to even more of a backlash from the populous.

I believe we've advanced into a new dawn of shitposting.

RETARD
ETARDR
TARDRE
ARDRET
RDRETA
DRETAR

I made a crossword puzzle that describes you.

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My city is going to be infested by hipsters soon too.

Getting the models from the PS3 version is absurdly easy, what the hell.
The only issue is the texture quality.
I actually have the japanese files from the user who leaked the game to begin
Maybe I should upload them to mega

Why can't she just fuck the horse?

Been to both, I know that all too well. That and Cali fucks fleeing the nightmare they helped create.

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How would you react if Trump's Shitter suddenly went full MGS2?

I think this is the simplest explanation of what is wrong with the electoral college. It works to balance out the rural vote and make politicians campaign outside of the big cities, but it nullifies landslide victories

wut?

Hello newfriend.

LIFE
WILL
CHANGE

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DISNOD 2.0
>>>/gamergatehq/328644

Gathering targets and sending emails.
Current Target: Blizzard.

What the fuck?

posting that shit ironically is pretty much the same stupid, stupid.

POST YFW WE TAKE BACK THE MEMES

I don't know what the fuck is going on, but that definitely sounds like something NJ would do.

I'm blowing off my vidya night meeting to sit here and post about the election with you faggots.

B.. but it's not like I… I like you or anything…. B.. Bakas!

THE PANHANDLE FUCKING SAVED FLORDIA
PANHANDLE CLUTCH

Post this once the election is over, breads are kill at the moment

For the record, Rivers in the Desert is basically Persona It Had To Be This Way and Shidou is Japanese Senator Armstrong.

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Yeah, that's the main reason no one likes it. But if you were forced to pick a country and make them use this system, America is not a bad choice. The country is so big geographically and the population+demographics are far from evenly distributed across states.

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They actually tried getting the models from the 360 version, which should theoretically have been even easier than PS3 because of how much closer the 360's architecture was to PC. I forget why it didn't work, but people eventually gave up on the Berserk armor. Either way, I laughed at all the people who were talking about all the pie in the sky mods they were sure would make it in within 48 hours of the game's release, and to this day, there are barely any mods for it. People should have realized it wasn't a fucking Bethesda game, and Capcom wasn't giving out a toolkit to mod MT Framework.

Not posting that it will be Clinton's Last Surprise.

I remember thinking that the vote amounts could factor to how each representative district won so areas with pockets of red/blue voters would have a difference and it wouldn't be a catch-all electoral vote (say for a 10 vote state if 2 districts voted against the rest, it would be 8 one side and 2 the other). But then that idea has two major flaws:

Preliminary results don't mean anything.


Preliminary results don't mean anything and it's probably a prediction based on how the voting is matching up to the polling predictions or something.

Florida rednecks are my favorite customers.
They are always polite and in good humor.

Thank you Florida rednecks.

We're gonna make it bros

Here's a dirty spic rooting for Trump to win

>yfw Trump wins Florida but loses Texas

I'm talking about in person. There's a gaming club I go to every other night or so. We play old arcade fighters and Virtual On and shit. It's pretty tubular.

Physically impossible without massive levels of fraud

Part of me wants this to happen just to watch the world burn.

Then wins new york

I'm worried about Ohio

Trump is leading and the gap keeps widening in texas.

user please.

twitter.com/coachNicodemo/status/796167032492453888

GODDAMN WHITEYS YOU FUCKED EVERYONE AGAIN.

Play any Garou or other SNK fighters?

I fucking love virtual on

If quint 8s, Kek is real and Trump will win this election and make America great again.

Holy shit Florida panhandle with the Hail Mary save.

Did you say tubular?

Quints for Kek and Trump!

I got invited to a gaming club but I live in Toronto so I was too afraid to go. I know I'd make a dumb joke and someone might freak the fuck out.

It's over time to #closethegate

So close.

failures

quints for a Trump victory

quints

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Calafornia and New York having that many electorals is a fucking crime.

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even more failures and wasted quints

It is the 3rd Millennium, and the war continues.

There was no great conflagration or calamitous final battle.
Across the vastness of the internet, all Imageboards had fallen to their lowest. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. The great empire of anonymous crumbled, the newfaggotry too much, too numerous to be contained.
The leave of Moot gave us not hope, but despair. A ancient data miner implanted in his place, and so was one put in the only rival the website had, the true traitor of their community being a mystery to both the east and the west, making telling which of the petty empires would be the ones to backstab us impossible.
The only "safe" option true users were given were thousands of petty websites, each vying for power or having no intentions of allowing its userbase to grow, forever fragmenting the possibility of another competitor website rising. Those that did allow their website to grow, were overwhelmed by the waves of fools, the same who had long plagued the bigger Imperiums, becoming nothing but shadows of the same greater empires.

Seemingly, all boards were doomed, form the one that were serious to the ones that cherished comedy, there was no escape form the slow, painful whittling down.
In the political boards, dishonesty and chaos had run deep. Outsiders tried to take them for themselves, to silence their opposition and to expand their numbers and grow their political power, even if it cost the sanity of the imageboard itself, for they were not intersted with the freedom of their users, but the completion of their own goals, damned be those who wanted their communities to flourish, they were nothing but obstructions.
In less-known boards, which were less focused at, one could even say the worst had come. The administration team had been corrupted with the worst of the worst, the vilest of the vile, the only hope for them to ever recover being the replacement of the administration again, something which was far shoot form ever happening, for the owner of the great websites did not care what had happened to their boards anymore, so disconnected they were.

Amongst the bigger websites, the fools had run deep. There was no hope for the growth of a beginner, there was nobody to listen to, only by making a wild guess and running with it could a good spirited person ever hope to come closer to the "truth": The original culture which all had coveted. Even the great libraries, which detailed the growth of the websites while they were still nascent, were corrupted by mistrust of other people or misinformation by the self-serving providers, and were often ignored and forgotten.
The ones who wish to restore a board to their former glory shuffle across their boards, not knowing how to act, until they had given up on their great task or until their realspace counterparts had expired, freeing them forever.
A apt observer would have given up there and then, retreating to the thousand petty websites in hope of blending in with the original community, were he able to find a decent english speaking one amidst the hidden great library, or find the great library in first place, a hopeless task for all but the most seasoned veteran or with the aid of one that would trust them.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

We will never be stopped

Your quints mean NOTHING

RIP

I'm going to sell you a gun at a discount for you to

KILL YOURSELF WITH.

Were we just defeated?

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I'm lost, the news is only talking about local senators and shit. Who got Florida?

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YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DAMNED US ALL

you fuck

Nothing official until quite a while still. Just wait.

I can't wait for the season finale of America! Who wins? Clinton or Trump? Find out in few hours!

This is all your fault Acid.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Literally kill yourself.

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fuck

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Numbers on an imageboard mean nothing. The only way Gamergate is closing is if there is no more corruption plauging us, they hold the gate open, and we do nothing but watch with popcorn and mock them.

If the gate closes, then it shall close shut on them.
The gate can only be closed if these corrupt miscreants and scoundrels all are outed and destroyed.

for it's not us who holds the gate open.

The gate will close upon the end of evil.
And all will be peace.

Fucking wasted by Tumblr

I'm making all kinds of friends on twitter tonight, its great.

There is a big discrepancy in that prophecy that prevents the gate from closing the way you want. The only way Gamergate is closing is if there is no more corruption plaguing us, they hold the gate open, and we do nothing but watch with popcorn and mock them.

If the gate closes, then it shall close shut on them.
The gate can only be closed if these corrupt miscreants and scoundrels all are outed and destroyed.

for it's not us who holds the gate open.

The gate will close upon the end of evil.
And all will be peace.

We want the gate to close, because we didn't open it, it opened on reaction to evil. It is a response to violations committed on the human consciousness.

If it's over, then what is over is not what you think it is.

After all, what is the meaning of "it"? in the first place.

I took bible studies motherfucker, we've been doing this reinterpretation of prophecy shit for ages, you cannot magick a man who knows all the counterspells

damn thread isnt updating now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus, it's like you folks don't know how to twist prophecies.

You need a wall to have a gate.

Holla Forums had died for a few minutes

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Trump has won Texas.

129 for Trump, 97 for Clinton so far. Can he pull it off?

feels good

TRUMP'S GONNA GET FUCKING MICHIGAN AND DETROIT IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

I regret nothing.

Hillary is doing spiritcooking to draw life to keep her going

are we back

If Trump loses I shall take out my anger on every single one of you, SJW or not, and flog you until you cry tears of fucking joy

I'm gonna flagellate you with my honey-covered cock and ram it up your tight, smooth little asses

I'll give your children guns and tell them to kill their parents with it, then I'll strangle them in the fucking orphanage

I will set your balls on fire with white phosphorus and equip you with a knife so you can cut them off or burn to death

I'll build a giant statue of your mother and construct a nuclear powered drill in the exact shape of my COCK and FUCK the statue with it until the repeated impact causes a detonation and kills everyone in the blast radius

I will punch you in the throat, ship you off to the desert, and then give you a supply box labeled "Water", but is really filled with gasoline

I'll cut you all in half, then separate the legs from the ass, and put your sugar-coated asses on pikes so the crows can fuck them with their flesh-covered beaks, you fucking twats

I WILL SHITPOST ANGRILY UNTIL YOU DIE TO DEATH

I WILL BUY YOU A CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY AND PISS ON THE CANDLES BEFORE YOU CAN BLOW THEM OUT

THEN I'LL SNEAK INTO YOUR BATHROOMS AND ARRANGE THE TOILET PAPER SO THAT YOU HAVE TO REACH UNDER THE ROLL INSTEAD OF OVER THE ROLL TO GET A SHEET OF PAPER

I'LL BUY YOU A BOX OF ROACHES FOR VALENTINES DAY AND MAKE YOU POUR THE SMOOTHIE WE MAKE OUT OF THEM DOWN YOUR PERFECTLY SHAVEN, PLUMP ASSES

CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES AND SEW THEM TO YOUR EYES

I'LL DRAG MY NUTS ACROSS YOUR STUPID FUCKING FACE AND THEN RUN OUTSIDE NAKED, YELLING AT THE COPS THAT YOU RAPED ME

AND AFTER ALL OF THIS, I SHALL SOAK THE ENTIRE EARTH IN FIRE, WAR, AND PESTILENCE

IF YOU DON'T MEME LIKE YOU'VE NEVER MEME'D BEFORE, YOU WILL KNOW PAIN THAT NOT EVEN GOD HIMSELF COULD HANDLE

GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING ENERGY

NIGGERS

He's on the right track.

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Things are looking damned good right now.

NC?

Mostly depends on Florida, which will end up with extremely tight results. It's not unlikely it'll get to only thousands in differences. Will force us to wait for many, many hours.

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yes

Man, I'll probably be in bed by the time it ends. WIll have to keep my phone by my bed so I can check when I get up.

I'm using one to play vidya though. do I need three?


he is on the right track but he still has to overcome places like California

You will both burn for this evil.

YES! MY VOTE MATTERED!

HE'S GONNA MAKE IT LADS
HE'S GONNA FUCKING MAKE IT

I took a power nap of two hours to stat up a bit longer. I'll probably stay here until we get more relevant and definite results.

Did he win Ohio?

I'm going to sleep now.

Tomorrow he find a murder

Ko agrees, don't bother him about it. Feel free to block if you disagree.

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I have no idea why you're listening to the baguette when it comes to a US election.

I don't do naps anymore because then I can't sleep at all.

He has a solid lead.

SJW must starts to feel pretty much alone, they can yell all they want on Twitter, nobody likes them.

Don't get ahead of yourselves. Only 37% reporting.

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why must you remind me

It's like you don't know subtlety, user.

600 PAGES IS A BAKER AWAKE

Tonight, we avenge them

what game is broteam playing?

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Baking bread

BAGUETTES BELONG IN THE OVENS

IS TRUMP USING THE CHAOS EMERALDS?!?

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i hope the first bomb lands right on my house

whoops
It's 3am and I have slept two hours

Fellow baker!

Bake it with pride!

Bake it with fury!

Not yet. I need to completely destroy their evil, disgusting name.

it's ok, I'll have to wake up at 8 am tomorrow

Breitbart has Leftist salt in their live updates:

breitbart.com/live/2016-election-day-live-updates/

608 replies and we are on page 4..
we are having to much shitposting!

fucking LeLiLuLaLo

IT'S HAPPENING
twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/796176331377516544
archive.is/7TDgG

MAGA

"White Rage" it's just people voting for their preferred candidate, if Trump wins will Clinton tomorrow start a class action lawsuit against all Trump voters for assault?

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Literally who?

you fat fuck, it's not sexist to not vote for the vagina candidate

Rednecks in the sticks may actually pull this off.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED THEM ALL INHUMAN MONSTERS WHO DESERVED TO DIE THEN?

The Media has spent years shitting on rural places, what did they expect?

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related:

twitter.com/charliespiering/status/796173969737052160/photo/1
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hahahhaha. She was on Crowder's show a few weeks back and argued exactly as you would expect an SJW to argue. Figures that she's raging in all caps with exclamation marks


Sure, assign motive to people voting. And not just any old motive. Racist, angry motive.

Also had an epiphany recently. I just realized why those outfits are so familiar. Those aren't nazi uniforms at all.

The style's not just 19th century japanese uniform or french police suit. It's Buck Rogers' clothes.

They aren't just calling those j-pop girls nazi worshippers, they just accused a classic quintessential super hero a nazi.

twitter.com/Mimekiller/status/796176748933103618

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MOVIEBOB'S MELTING DOWN, HAHAAHHAHAHAHA
twitter.com/the_moviebob
archive.is/6GIZg

Everyone is convinced trump is going to pass laws that make it legal to do things like lynch gays

EVEN NYT IS LOSING FAITH

twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/796172032903778304

LOOK AT THE SALT, LOOK AT IT

SO WHO'S READY TO FEEL THE BERN?!

We need a list of these anti-Trump anti-Gamergate people (they then to crossover for some reason). Not that I'm calling for a witch hunt, I need something to reference so I know who to laugh at tomorrow. Also, they need a dose of their own medicine. A big, bitter red pill dose.

I'm about to cum just from watching twitter, tonight is great.

Keep digging your own graves of your intolerable moral authoritarian hivemind bullshit until I can put you in them myself, you disgusting blasphemous disgraces to the very name of "justice", "warrior" and "progressive".

You won't make me rage anymore until the time is right.

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What the fuck am I reading?

Enough salt to do Carthage two times over

The diabetes golem is crumbling.

archive.is/bsPaK

Trump must not lose this Elections! The world is at stake here!

We nee a Gordon Ramsey spaghetti in the bin edit with salt instead of ghetti.

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Trump believed in you, Bernie. Why couldn't you?

You crazy motherfuckers better have a screencap tool and Archive.is ready to go, because I don't know if I'll be awake for the results, so you fags must cap and archive all of the salt.

He's right. America hates men much more than it hates whites.

They are just believing what the media has told them.

Jesus christ i felt my blood pressure rise just look at all that fucking salt!

it's Nader all over again.

I wasn't aware Plunkett was a jewish name

This is funny to me.

Oh god, I''m getting 503 errors again. Surely these shitlords would not attack Holla Forums out of spite.

Who can the Democrats possibly run in 2020 after Hillary loses tonight?

Every Democrat is some combination of

Want me to tweet that as a comeback?

I don't even think it's a real name.

Which means the guy using it is a liar.

Which means he is Jewish.

They wouldn't bother today the site is probably just getting a surge in activity because of the election.

Don't worry Hilliary, Huma still loves you.

Can the next thread be Metal Wolf Chaos?

Oh yeah, also focus on the vidya-related koolaid chuggers, Holla Forums will no doubt take care of the normalfags.

Maybe they can pick a candidate that isn't so fucking detestable that even a reality TV star gets to push her shit around
Try to realize that had Sanders been picked instead of her right now all of America would be blue

Johnson seems to be taking most of the third party votes and I would see them voting trump before hillary

sadly Twitter changed their javascript so it's not possible to archive long pages anymore

Democrats will be done for as a party if Trump wins. He's going to jail the whole Clinton syndicate.

Get in Anons, for President Trump!

I lean the other way. Given that the third parties are more left wing, I imagine people voting for them are people who would have voted Hillary, but hate her and aren't willing to go to the right for trump

lolno
Even if I believed that Sanders ran in good faith, I still wouldn't take him seriously.

Elizabeth Warren or Will Smith.

WE NEED A TRUMP EDIT OF THIS

Well I'm off work boys and girls. Have fun without me, and here's hoping trump has won by the time I get home.

Remember men! The battle is not over tonight!

No matter what happens tonight, tomorrow you must call your congressman's office and tell them NO! on Paul Ryan.

Ironically so will republicans.

It'll morph into more of a nationalist party than a conservative one.

Good riddance to the neocons.

Please don't say that name. It still hurts.

We live in California so my parents voted for Johnson but my mom said she would vote for Trump if we were in a state that mattered.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
archive.is/xHcWL

Say it with me: PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

Even though Gary Johnson is left leaning he isn't really a libertarian at all. Libertarians are right wing in terms of political policy it is just that Trump is not really Libertarian at all.

That's not the point I'm making. The point is, all people who are uneasy with trump would've gone with sanders without problems. Merely because at least even if you disagree with the guy, "at least he's not trump"… which is much more difficult to deal with regarding clinton
clinton is such a fuck that, again, she managed to make trump look like a better alternative

That's a miserable looking cake though.

Yes….YES….let the salt flow.

Actually that might mean a renaissance for the Democrat party in the long run as they're no longer tied down by unpopular crooks with dangerous connections.

I've said it before, I'm ok with a woman as president, just not her.

Who? There's nobody in the current DNC that would even pass muster. If the democrat party needs representation in the future, it'll be more than a shake-up that's needed, but a purge to cleanse their swamped image.

Same goes for the Republican GOP.

They could take a page from the Philippine politics and have politicians party hop at will, loyalties and ideals be damned, though the current administration did stop that bullshit cold.

this is what happens when you are not sending emails and shitposting about a fucking election

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

twitter.com/bcappelbaum/status/796178893237583873
archive.is/IMsAK

How long until. "I for one welcome our new overlords?"

The only problem with pointing out these kind of reactions from media companies is that I would bet that some of them tweak the numbers on purpose for ratings/clicks.

I'm sorry, I only knew the presidential election was today. I just found out it was also for senators at the last second and let an user decide for me.

I didn't vote for anything else.

Kanye West, if they're desperate.

3 sentences constitute an article?

He said a while back that if Trump won the presidency he'd run in 2020.

YES.

Or of this. Actually, we need a Trump Edition of the game.

Hate to say it but Val is right somewhat. A long time ago people predicted Trump can beat hillary, but I don't know if Trump could have beat bernie, no matter how much I dislike him and his policies

Please win Trump.

ARE YOU FAGGOTS SENDING YOUR MEME ENERGY TO THE REMAINING STATES YET?!

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

If it results in a Democratic party that I could vote for good, I highly doubt it though.

Looks like Florida is turning trump after all; not finished yet, but… it seems Trump is getting florida. Doesn't give him an automatic win but overall it's somewhat making it much safer for him.

Libertarians technically lean right I believe though the green party would go to Hillary

Ya, Trump said a while back he envisions the Republicans becoming the workers party in 5 - 10 years.

71 years old.

How the hell is that going to work? Regean was a powerful union leader involved in politics (embed related) before he ran for Califronia's Governor. Will Smith is just an actor.

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Shit, Sad Panda is down.

I never understand the point of these prediction graphs. Even less so when you look at how much of a change happened there. How can anyone trust it?

I would be okay with this.

Democrats are in a for a rude awakening, Puerto Ricans, Cubans and Mexicans dislike each other.

NEED BREAD

Will Smith has a few businesses. Trump wasn't a politician either. Also people care far more about personality than policy these days.

send him this

HAVE IT

They'll probably start looking for children of past presidents. It's what we do in Canada. Trudeau's in office and Mulroney's kid is sort of a pseudo-celebrity because he makes a lot of jokes about how everyone hates his dad

He's winning

I recognize this fear. I live it every day I have no idea what's going to happen. It could be catastrophic. And I have no control

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Scientologist.

I want a Kanye West vs. Will Smith throwdown in 2020.


It'll be amazing.

I know what that's like. I was a really nervous kid, to the point that I had a phase where seeing the words "death", "dead", "die", or anything like that would scare the shit out of me. Then the depression hit me, and it turned to thoughts of suicide. Now I'm just here to put my dick in as many people as possible and harvest as much salt as possible before I die.

Injun magic.

His salty tears shall rim my margarita glass.

THANK YOU

M A K E A M E R I C A G R E A T A G A I N

bost it in the new thread, you goober