A Sign from the Heavens

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

Pajeets have received word from God and are trying to make sense of it
sfgate.com/weird/article/India-airline-poop-meteor-asteroids-12515588.php
archive.fo/HiJOY
Street shitters around the country are filling the streets to make an offering. A great crop is expected from this blessing and eyes are to the sky for more words from on high.

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sfgate.com/weird/article/India-airline-poop-meteor-asteroids-12515588.php
archive.fo/HiJOY
desuarchive.org/polmeta/thread/28806/
archive.is/cdyCI
archive.is/H6Q6e
archive.is/SeJ8O
archive.is/GTWOO
archive.is/FfPFp
archive.is/rPIj1
archive.is/LEhxc
hooktube.com/watch?v=jXGV-MT-TmU
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satish_Dhawan_Space_Centre
indianexpress.com/article/cities/delhi/meteor-that-caused-buzz-turns-out-to-be-human-waste-5033045/
haryana21.com/distt-villages/panch.php?panchid=11794
youtube.com/watch?v=tkOsgXHUGs0
youtube.com/watch?v=wywH-SdshV4

Nolan Gray
Nolan Gray

poop beaches
poop streets
now poop meteors

Get your shit together India.

Eli Flores
Eli Flores

In 2016, a woman from Madhya Pradesh suffered a severe head injury after she was hit by a frozen football-sized chuck of frozen sewage, according to the International Business Times.
Fucking niggers face an $800 dollar fine cost to pump out the tanks at the airport $2k.
<profit

Lucas Reed
Lucas Reed

Who bumped this shit?

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

My sides. Have we meme'd too far?

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Indian villagers were so excited by a frozen "meteor" that crashed into a farmer's field Saturday that a few gathered pieces of the rock and stashed them in their refrigerators.
Meteorites can be worth thousands of dollars, but this unidentified falling object was not from outer space.
According to the Indian Express and the International Business Times, the yellow-brown "meteor," weighing around 20 pounds, had a transparent surface and resembled ice. The impact created a 1-foot-deep hole in the field.

"I rushed to the spot and saw the object. It seemed to weigh at least 8 or 10 kilograms, judging by the dent it had made on the ground," the Indian Express quoted Govind Singh as saying. "Initially, we thought it could be ice but it was not melting. So, we figured it must have some kind of chemical in it."
Eventually a team of scientists from the India Meteorological Department was assembled and collected samples of the object at the site.
Their verdict: The meteor was actually frozen feces.
The news was a setback for the souvenir collectors, who realized their refrigerators were preserving airplane lavatory poop. They had to clean the appliances and anything else in their houses that had come in contact with the frozen excrement.

Airplanes jettisoning human waste is apparently a problem in India. Only 10 days ago the government reiterated a December 2016 order forbidding airlines from emptying their toilet tanks mid-air, the Indian Express reported.
The fine for dumping is 50,000 rupees ($782), a penalty that may not be draconian enough to get the airlines' attention.
In 2016, a woman from Madhya Pradesh suffered a severe head injury after she was hit by a frozen football-sized chuck of frozen sewage, according to the International Business Times.

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

SUPERPOWER BY 2020 GUYS

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

poo in the fields
poo on the streets
poo falling from the sky
villagers rush to collect sky shit
My god.

Elijah White
Elijah White

Check that shit out.

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

Mein sides

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

They had to clean the appliances and anything else in their houses that had come in contact with the frozen excrement.

lol that part's fake news.

Caleb Davis
Caleb Davis

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
No, but it definitely made its way down.

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

ISS-RapidScat

Asher Morales
Asher Morales

Checked and Keked.

LAUNCH SITE: SHART

Zachary Bell
Zachary Bell

Was it the mothershit that floated past us? Are we to be expecting space shitters?

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

What the fuck is going on anymore.

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

mothershit
drops kinetic shit balls to destroy everything on earth

Levi Foster
Levi Foster

The time of curry has arrived.

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

Soon my friends it will be the time you have long awaited. No longer will you be shackled by the constraints of civility. My friend, hang on let me take this call.
Hello my friend thank you for calling, how may we be helping you today? Oh Rapoopi, bingadinga lingrudubadda. Bye bye.
Ok I'm back my friends. Throw off the oppressors. The great vindapoo above has told us that floor is yours to shit on.

Colton Williams
Colton Williams

COSMIC IRONY

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

When the moon hits your eye like a big piece of shite, thats amore!

Not even the heavens itself is safe from the curry eaters.

Easton Jenkins
Easton Jenkins

Why would the Jewish owner and the Muslim mod of Holla Forums put a swastika in the page?

Why do White Nationalists want to kill White people who wish to meet up without them?
desuarchive.org/polmeta/thread/28806/

Why would Holla Forums ban a White meet up?

Why are Whites the only ethnic group that do not meet up and network?

Jewish networking
archive.is/cdyCI

Black networking
archive.is/H6Q6e

Hispanic Networking
archive.is/SeJ8O

Asian Networking
archive.is/GTWOO

Indian Networking
archive.is/FfPFp

Muslim Networking
archive.is/rPIj1

vs.

White Networking
archive.is/LEhxc

STOP-POL-CENSORSHIP
Remove the Holla Forums mod
Censorship on/pol/ is worse than any of the social media sites.

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There is a war against Whites being currently waged. It's time to start fighting back.

White Nationalism is the cause of "White Genocide"
wsde3

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

now poop meteors

what if they have a Poopnomancer?

Hudson Cooper
Hudson Cooper

poo in it

Jacob Harris
Jacob Harris

Why pee pee poo poo pisssssssss of course!

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

They worship poo that's been through the loo

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

I seem to recall this sort of thing being an issue for a while now.

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

They said we must dump so many meters away from residents my friend, they did not specify which direction.

Ryan Cooper
Ryan Cooper

Wasn't this a plot for a cartoon some time ago?

Blake Robinson
Blake Robinson

it happened in joe dirt
hooktube.com/watch?v=jXGV-MT-TmU

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

Oh yeah, that's what I was thinking of.

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

In my college I once walked into a bathroom to find a professor explaining to about a dozen Indian kids what a toilet is, like its an entirely alien concept to them. I shit you not.

William Young
William Young

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Was that an intentional pun?

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

Considering some apparently worship - instead of using - toilets natively, maybe they'd think it was a campus chapel instead of a bathroom?

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

What are you doing, India?

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

Was India always so filled with street shit? I mean, some of the old temples and structures like in OP's pic are quite beautiful. Did poos build them and then proceed to shit in the street in front of them? What gives?

Bentley Edwards
Bentley Edwards

Darkies happened my friend.

Levi Butler
Levi Butler

Doubt.jpg
This is supposed to be impossible, likewise "blue ice" should never fall from planes (although regular ice is occasionally shed from the wings.) The toilet and septic tank are a closed system, draining it requires ground maintenance to open a hatch / valve on the outside of the plane, the pilot doesn't have a button to initiate aerial streetshitting.

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

From the article you posted:
At one of such homes in poverty stricken rural India, residents inaugurated a newly built toilet by performing proper pooja (worship of ritual performance).
Proper Pooja

my fucking sides

Eli Roberts
Eli Roberts

It seemed to weigh at least 8 or 10 kilograms, judging by the dent it had made on the ground," the Indian Express quoted Govind Singh as saying.

THAT WAS NO DENT, THAT WAS A SHITHOLE

William Jones
William Jones

Are they fucking serious

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

You do not poop in the plane my friend as that is dirty and for animals. You must shit out the window while the flight is in motion.

Jose Garcia
Jose Garcia

… sadly unless they changed the name that's a troll edit, the acronym is just SHAR
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satish_Dhawan_Space_Centre

Xavier Kelly
Xavier Kelly

Unreal. Omg lol

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

You could also say it left a "shitpot crater", but (no joke), that name's already taken by an actual place.

There's been a fine in place for a while for planes in India doing that (see ). Apparently it's not enough to prevent it from continuing

Blake Lee
Blake Lee

curious it does not melt will attempt taste test next
Pykrete got nothing on shitkrete.

Ryder Rivera
Ryder Rivera

The first civilizations of India, the really old ones, had the best plumbing in the world, the effectiveness of which rivaled Rome, which wouldn't be built for another thousand or so years.

Luke Johnson
Luke Johnson

Those were built by Aryans back when there wasn't a billion assholes. The word caste from "caste system" is Portuguese, the Hindi word is Varna which literally means color. As time spiraled clockwise down the toilet called the Kali Yuga, all the Proto-Indo-Aryans either migrated west or race mixed with the lower varnas.

Then after the fall of the Reich, the rothschilds convinced Britain to give up India to (((their))) Marxist egalitarian puppet Gandhi. Almost every PM since has been a (((democratically))) elected descendent or relative of his. Thus why Bollywood is the shit tear version of KPop and Weimerica. Pretty fucking sad when all your neighbors are war torn moozlem countries that have a higher standard of living. I used to feel sorry for you but nah; if you believe in reincarnation there's no reason no to stand up a 600 million man army against the world Jewry that continues shitting all over your culture and country.

After (((Bill Gates))) deliberately killed 50000 of your children with bad polio vaccines what did you do? 250k of you killed yourselves in shame; what the fuck is that? All of you should just kill yourselves now before you fuck up the environment anymore you fucking savages. Only Aryans can become Buddahs or Divyas anyway. Free Kashmir before you fuck that up too.

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

Street shitters around the country are filling the streets
Oh god

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

>Their verdict: The meteor was actually frozen feces.
Because of course it was

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

Fake news and requires a certain kind of naivety and lack of life experience to believe. In other words, perfect when your target is teenagers.
muh pajeet defender.
Think about it for a fucking minute. A plane is travelling at hundreds of mph. This means that:
a. small volume is distributed over a great area, possibly miles.
b. there is no possible way for a "20 pound meteor" to form from this process.
Even if you threw a 20lb lump of shit, which would have to be specially prepared beforehand, out of the plane, it would break apart on contact with the air. But that's a moot point because that's not how pumps work.
tl;dr fake news, now try to figure out what the kikes are trying to achieve by publishing it.

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

Oh, and
inb4 links to articles about voiding of tanks over India.
No one is saying it doesn't happen, but look at the photo, as expected due to physics, the pieces are small nuggets.
There is no possible way for a 20lb "meteor" to form due to tank voiding.

Carter Flores
Carter Flores

Poo-nados.
Poo-canos.
Poo-namis
Let it be memed.

Ryder Smith
Ryder Smith

TOP KEK, from this webm you can see their shortsighted vision of their future, they're not even trying to remove beggars by improving the economy, instead they just wanted to switch place with whites for face value.

This webm showed us how insecure Pajeet felt about their own race.

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

SCATSAT
SHART
designated primary payload
ded

Jacob Cooper
Jacob Cooper

Airplanes jettisoning human waste is apparently a problem in India

DESIGNED SHITTING AIRSPACE

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

so beautiful and so cultured!

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

streetshitters need to be flushed down the shithole of history

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

the pilot doesn't have a button to initiate aerial streetshitting.
the indians are really going out of their way to weaponize their shit by installing an aerial streetshitting function into their planes

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

It accumulates like a stalactite until the "boulder" of bowels disembarks upon a journey of karmic enlightenment, my friend.

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

After many shit-talk we have asked the honorable worshipers of vishpoo to bring their offerings inside into the newly installed temple, you colonial assholes.

William Cooper
William Cooper

Here's an indian source:
indianexpress.com/article/cities/delhi/meteor-that-caused-buzz-turns-out-to-be-human-waste-5033045/

They mention the chief of the town. Here's his contact data, you can call him to verify the story:
haryana21.com/distt-villages/panch.php?panchid=11794

Alexander Collins
Alexander Collins

fresh from liveleak

Grayson Nelson
Grayson Nelson

Is he ok? Does he need a bathing in the ganges?

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

what a load of bullshit op, very misleading.

something falls from the sky
villagers think it's a meteor
since they can be worth thousands of dollars they get excited and collect it
scientist test it and find out it's frozen poo
story ends, everyone is disappointed

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

I have no street but I must shit

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

Reminds me of when I saw KoЯn perform at lelapolluza

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

You sound angry my friend, does your mother's choot smell of curry?

Jose Allen
Jose Allen

fake news

Hello, pajeet. Isn't there a street you should be shitting on right now?

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

You are not asking the correct question.
Is this from their secret weapons program?

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

youtube.com/watch?v=tkOsgXHUGs0

youtube.com/watch?v=wywH-SdshV4 (fag)

James Young
James Young

indianexpress.com/article/cities/delhi/meteor-that-caused-buzz-turns-out-to-be-human-waste-5033045/
You think that kikes don't also own the Indian media?
One problem with that theory. Chemical toilet water is blue, not brown.

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

They had to clean the appliances and anything else in their houses that had come in contact with the frozen excrement.
Yeah, sure.

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

India was once white.

Luke Adams
Luke Adams

Not the current chunk that is called India. The Dravidians are native to most of it. Got assimilated by Indo-Iranians coming down from the North-West. There were also previous civs like Mehgrah and Harappa but its hard to say who initiated those.

Language alone means nothing. Gypsies also speak Indo-European. Hell, swaths of Africa use English or French as a universal language ever since some colonist taught them how to wipe themselves.

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

Nice.

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

Holy shit!

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

Payloads
The designated primary payload of the satellite is a scatterometer which is similar to the payload launched with Oceansat-2.

Wyatt Torres
Wyatt Torres

Two problems with that theory. You expect a pajeet to put blue sanitation chemicals in a toilet.

Wyatt Robinson
Wyatt Robinson

"all cultures are equal, user!"
"they're all beautiful, in their own way!"
meanwhile, indian sudras and harijas are excitedly collecting space shit

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

C O M E T
S I G H T E D

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

aftermath video

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

And later…

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

KEK!

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

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