Dog = star wars fans

My sister has autism.

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Is she fine though, that's the real question.

What does this mean?

in the bed

Why are you wearing a hat?

I lay on my bed I don't go in it.

you don't go under the covers? don't you get cold?

No it's so hot where I live I usually wake up drenched in sweat even in the winter time.

That's a chocolate bar you retard

Only in very large doses. It's been massively exaggerated by (((vets))) looking to sell you something.

what said. Its more likely that your dog will just barf it up. A dog has to eat an ounce per pound of body weight to reach dangerous levels.

Onions and garlic though should be avoided at all costs

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What’s the matter, user?

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Don't you dare cry, user. You're a big boy.

Stop it you niggers, I come here to shitpost, not to feel.

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Was starting to cry part of your plan?

Well played.

That's the point.

I knew that furry shit machine was a god damn vampire

Lol. Nice bra, you big ugly girl.

Uh, that's a manbra actually. Lots of guys wear them.

Show us your titties

Not unless it's a lot. My dog once ate a whole bowl of those chocolate kisses on Halloween one year and he didn't die from it.

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Have you ever cum on your sister's bra?