Download it here:
unteralterbach.net
Or here, if you can't enter the website:
unteralterbach.xyz
Bernd and the Mystery of Unteralterbach is a visual novel game created on krautchan. It tells a story about Bernd, a 24 lvl NEET virgin. He's forced to move from a big German city to a small Bavarian town named Unteralterbach. He's offered a job at Federal Office for the Implementation of Oktoberfest. It's later revealed that it's actually the BKA - a German version of FBI. He's mission is, supposedly, to hunt pedophiles.
You can choose between a milf or a loli way. Every decision matters.
The game is full of absurd and absolutely retarded humor.
It has lots of referrences to German politics, memes and child "models".
-Bernd is Krautchan's user,
-lauern means "to lurk", lauert means [he/she/it]"lurks", so Bernd Lauert can be loosely translated to Bernd Lurker (or user Lurker, which sounds really gay if you want me to be honest),
-some characters are based on real people:
The Schlechtenthals (german for BadValley)
Based on the von Guttenbergs (german for GoodMountain)
Steffi von Guttenberg had a TV show to hunt pedophiles in the internet (Tatort Internet)
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Alice Weißer (based on Alice Schwarzer)
weiß = white, schwarz = black
She is Germany's most notorious and ugliest feminist and publishes EMMA, a feminazi magazine.
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Jürgen Ziege is based on Jörg Zierke, head of the german Federal Police BKA.
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Trollbo is based on Sascha Lobo, a german journalist, blogger and internet retard
He has a history with krautchan and betrayed Bernd for some money.
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Mauss is based on Jörg Thauss a former member of the german parlament who had cp on his computer (for reasearch he claimed)
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Til Geiger is based on Til Schweiger, a german actor but not very appreciated among the germans
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Ursula von der Leine = en.wikipedia.org
Maja Grünzeug is based on Mara Groenstege (aka Mara Green), a Dutch girl that all pedos love. Was and remains very famous on many pedo and normal chans (there were lots of boards dedicated to her, but Dutch police took most of them down, but /mara/ on infinite is still up). Her father, Martin, was fighting all the pedos hard.
Laura Belanova is based on a really popular among pedophiles Candydoll model, Laura B. This little Ukrainian can be always seen on many imageboards.
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