How would you make a new Ape Escape game?

Here's my ideas


I also wish someone was working on a fan project.

You don't. A game where you enslave primates is, without a doubt, made by white racist males trying to portrait black people's slavery behind a veil and call it fun, trivializing their suffering.

It's 2016. The medium needs to grow up

But they have a with leader

Why do all these SJWs have to have such beautiful soft skin?

i meant "white", fuck

I guess you didn't look past the thumbnail.

The joke


your head

I guess I didn't read past his post.

This is the best song in the series

Ape Escape: No Space 4 Apes

On box it looks like
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Ape Escape 44
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Space 4
Apes 4

Allowing it to be read as Ape Escape No 4 Space Apes

All the earths monkeys disappear again, suddenly a money face appears on the moon surprise it Specter and hes got an apprentice, its a monkey; more specifically a Emperor Tamarin.

I don't remember a damn thing about ape escape. I know that you play as some anime kid who runs around chasing monkeys with a butterfly net. Since the main mechanic is essentially a collec-a-thon, then I think this is the perfect type of game to make into an open world. Have regions of some tropical island; there's the deep jungle, a metropolitan city area, a village, and various other locales that you'll visit in search of your monkeys. Platforming and puzzles should be involved. Think Banjo Kazooie but with monkeys and in a seamless world that can consolidate it all. Power ups and perks should become available as you progress. Boss battles should be lighthearted, appropriate to whatever theme the environment that said battle takes place in, and should test one's newly acquired abilities. You can have some overarching plot, but the proof is in the pudding, as they say, so it'd be better to come up with compelling worlds and fill them with interesting scenarios and characters that eventually lead the protagonist and the player to their goal.

I don't fucking know what else. Just make it a puzzle platformer collect-a-thon in a large seamless map.

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First of all it's going to involve a lot of bicycle shorts.

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Make it video game themed.
Monkeys are going inside game dev servers to pretty much make pirate copies of games that are identical but now they are full of monkeys which when distributed fill the minds of people with pro black lives matter monkey propaganda.
For an example.
Have levels look like Chinese knockoff of other games like a level called Fungus castle which could look like a castle with mushrooms (that just happen to look like the ones from Mario) coming out the walls everywhere, you travel throughout by going into green pipes navigating a sewer area and coming out in the next area of the castle.
Have bonus race levels back where they just turn back into the low poly PS1 models.
Maybe have Persona's based on games playing chip tune versions of the copied or inspired music (like a persona that gives them a chibi Heihachi from tekken costume that can break certain walls)

Maybe just let you play as all the previous games characters with minor differences, Kakeru (Spike) can have the magic hand getting an early game better version of the club (like in Ape Escape 2's bonus mode where he just has it).
Hikaru gets that little monkey to offer a hover to make platforming easier and can save him when he just misses (like in ape escape 2)
Satoru could just have a faster running speed and swings to go with how he's meant to be athletic
Sayaka could just make the 3d goggle monkeys and red monkeys (the harder ones usually) get the heart eyes and pretty much end up stunned.

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To expand on the vidya motif

Set it in Detroit.

With the PSX coming, i hope they don't do a reboot where the monkeys have DreamWork faces and Spike gets a shitty look like in PSASBR.

funny joke user

It's just so damn comfy

motion control for the gadgets

shit thats clever

And also, there should be a reference to Planet of the Apes

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i wanna hug loli megaman

Everything about this series screams wasted potential

that is the recurring theme of the world we live in

Fuck

Mesal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Banana never ever

>Why are we here Pipotchi?
>Just to suffer?

I could stop there, but
Make the chimps really chimp out, be hard to catch and ingenuitive while predictable enough as you learn the average monkey's patterns
Make the chimps hide in locations that you have to solve puzzles to find or otherwise interact with the environment heavily, bring this TO DA NEXT GEN with beautiful visuals contrasting the silly nature of apes escaping and increased elements of this.
In many ways, it would be a mix of the featureset of the third game and the first game.

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You feel it too don't you?

user, 90% of that is ripped straight from ape escape million monkies.

What if we give Spike the girl outfit from the anime?

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But then some anons might feel confused since they might find him attractive in a dress.

They should feel happy instead

More lolis. Get rid of the shitty shota.

Hey fuck you, why can't we have both?

Look what happened to Yokai Watch.

What does a failed Pokemon clone has to do with Ape Escape?

It has both loli and shota, but pretty much all of the porn is focused on the shota. Less chance of that happening if it's only loli.

Just get artists to focus more on the loli while only searching for loli in boorus and shit

You say this in a thread about a series that has disproportionately more Sayaka art despite a series having 3 male playable characters, male rivals, and all that.

They'll release it soon, right?