ITT: We pretend we LOVE the Industry

OH BOY! A RETRO BUBBLE POPPING GAME!! It's so nostalgic, but original and cool! I love the new artstyle, It's such awesome art direction! This game is NOTHING like I've played before, I can just immerse myself in these bright vibrant colors! This is totally worth my three fiddy

I felt my ulcer burst typing that

Snap me an upskirt shotat the ER

I don't know what you just said

Slippery kikes

TODD HOWARD IS HOT AND SMART

OH WOW I GET TO PLAY AS A FAT GREASY WOP PORN STAR IN A CAPE RIDING A BIG GREEN GAY DINOSAUR WITH BEDROOM EYES. THIS HAS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE AND I LOVE IT.

Wow! What a fantastic artstyle! It looks just like Steven Universe and Gravity Falls and Gumball! Those animators at CalArts sure know how to come up with great and original art styles!

Owlboy is a good game

Todd Howard is the saviour of gaming.

E3 matters

My god, its just like the old game but with better graphics, thank you based Godd Howard and Bethesda.

Alright! Another indie game with gangly sprites that have noodle arms, no faces, and 1-pixel wide ankles. The playable character's supposed to be wearing a hockey mask though and I can't tell if he has it on but you know how the limitations of old computer games were.

Man I love all those endless sports games that lovely people who own xboxs and gladly consume any excellent piece of media the good people over at Microsoft(tm) publish! The new gears of war, the continued and hotly debated, but loved halo continuation of the former trilogy. The exciting and new fast-paced world that Infinite warfare and it's sequels will take place in, and relive the glory days of being an arabic woman fighting against the evil white colonists and imperialists in WW1!

is this what being a shill is like?

Let's not.

What did he mean by this?

HEY BROS CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WE GOT BOTH BATTLEFIELD AND COD A COUPLE OF WEEKS APART FROM EACH OTHER! DAMN, I SURE AS HELL THINK CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY.


He wants an upskirt photo of a nurse when you go get that checked

CoD is for fags
Doom and Mafia 3 are the best games this year

Now, now, everyone's opinions are equally valid. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as the adage goes.

What is this? Philosophy class? lol

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This one is shit though, do not play it

It's GREAT how both Sony and Microsoft are willing to spend money on developing improved versions of their current consoles so we can get a better gaming experience. I'm glad the industry realizes that taking a hit for the little guy is better for everyone in the long run.

Even normalfags are shitting on it though

I can't wait for Undertale 2. Embrace me Phil Collins.

I'm unironically hyped for tubby fucks next project since he's publishing it as a fangame under a pseudonym for free

Oh boy how exciting! I can't wait to see the rising popularity saturate everything I touch.

why, god why, what's this piece of shit called?

Wow really?

Nigga you ain't tricking me.
I'm keeping this shit safe from rhe memes.

OH BOY ANOTHER RPG FROM A COUNTRY KNOWN FOR SHITTY STORY WRITING

I sure love the one dimensional characters and zero combat depth!

I'm so in love with clicker games. All those idles flooding the flashgame sites, I can't even!

I hate Rabi-Ribi i wish someone stopped this pedophilic filth from coming over to the west like they did with [email protected]/* */

This is some N4G tier shit right here. Are you sure you didn't just rip a comment from there?

Try harder next time with your bait user

Sorry about your shit taste user

When someone claims that Trails in the Sky feature "one dimensional characters" and "shit writing", it's either bait or a retard.

Oh you're not pretending.

Sorry about your downs user

Bait, or genuine retard?
Even the downy couldnt defend the combat I see kek

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I love how AAA gaming has branched out to a wider audience!
Hell, even my grandmother can pick up an Xbox One controler and play gears of war now-a-days!

If I wanted to play something with Bubbles I'd play Bubble bobble that came out years ago. Fuck this.

Another Stephen Universe game?

IT IS PANG
IT HAS GAMEBOY GRAPHICS
NEW 3DS EXCLUSIVE
THAT IS RIGHT, NO 2DS OR O3DS
PLAY AND EARN COINS
TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR COLOUR PALETTE

I'm so glad they keep adding more black people to every game. It's nice knowing that my favorite developers are going out of their way to include everyone

The only thing I like about the game is that you can customize the border around it. I thought that was a nice touch.

Everything else about it is forgettable.

>>>/cuckchan/

Did you guys hear about Metal Gear Survive? Isn't it great we get to play MGSV with four players now?

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Have you guys heard of Uncharted 4? It's this really cool cinematic action game on the PS4 and it reminds me a lot of those Indiana Jones movies (except with more likeable characters and cooler action scenes!). The game is really cinematic and has these totally epic set pieces, but it also has a deep and thoughtful story with amazing characters. I've just never seen a character as deep and well written as Nathan Drake, he reminds me of those movie stars in big cinematic movies but he's actually a video game character! It really is the "Citizen Kane" of gaming (I haven't seen Citizen Kane but I read that it was the best movie of all time, I can't really stand those black and white movies since they're so old so my favorite is The Avengers).

Anyways it even has really good gameplay, you can hide behind cover and shoot at enemies with your gun. Don't worry though, if you get shot you can just hide behind cover for a bit and they regenerate your health so it's not some meanie unfair game like a lot of those older games. There's also this super cool grapple hook that you can use to get to other chest high walls in a way that is really cinematic and cool. It's pretty much just an awesome button you press it and awesome stuff happens!

Definitely a 10/10 game, one of the greatest of all time right alongside The Last of Us, Uncharted 2, and Ocarina of Time (I haven't played that one myself but I read on IGN that it was one of the greatest games of all time and they're always right about this kind of thing!)

Oh I forgot to mention that it's really diverse too, even though you play as a straight white CIS man they have strong female characters like the one in that video (there's some misogynistic racist males commenting over it but it was the only one I could find). She is really strong and well written because she doesn't have any flaws and is more physically powerful than Nathan.

Pretty much the only people that didn't like Uncharted 4 were misogynistic trolls on the internet, probably the kind of people that go to the four chan or the eight chan (I heard about them on CNN and Polygon, don't go to those places they're really problematic!).

I FUCKING LOVE STREAMING, AND LOVE THE FACT THAT THERE IS NOW A STREAMING CULTURE IN GAMES. I FUCKING LOVE IT.

THE BEST PART IS NOW GAMES ARE STARTING TO CATER TO THESE WONDERFUL, SKILLFULL STREAMERS AND MAKE CHANGES TO THEIR VIDEOGAMES TO MAKE THEM MORE STREAMER FRIENDLY. WHAT A WONDERFUCKLE WORLD WE NOW LIVE IN.

I don't think that was done before SMW

How did this retard ever get popular?
Impressive digits, very nice.

cool thread op
upvoted and subscribed

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OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO BUY SKYRIM AGAIN
TRULY IT IS ONE OF THE GREATEST RPGS
GOD BLESS BETHESDA. HOPE THEY MAKE A SKYRIM 2

No let's make this into a Bubble Bobble thread

Bubble Bobble is boring >:(
Pirate Pop Plus is SOOOOO much better!!

Don't forget, newer is always better especially if it's more expensive. Thank god for all these remakes or I woul have to play these shitty games in their original black and white colors.

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"Hey, maybe if I post this picture and quote. It'll make me right!"

There's a thing called restraint. Only weak minded fanatics would start to believe the satire they spout. Learn it.

They are clearly 2-D characters, user. You fucking retard.

You never played the game now did you?

where the fuck do you think we are

You mean the majority of this world?

The democratization of multiplayer skill has been a fantastic achievement. Whenever I hit my ultimate key I reflect on how someone like me would have been denied this experience before just because I hadn't practiced or made any attempt to do better.

do you want to trigger Falcom fanboys? TitS is one of most boring and mediocre jRPG i have ever played, what a disgrace those Falcom threads are.