"How to trigger Russia in one game"

I don't think so.

I NEED THAT

No, Russians are white. And besides, they're on Hilary Clinton's naughty step, so they're fair game.

Odjebi se, cracker. We are not white and deserve to have as much privilege as you whites do, like a Slav pride parade.

Showing the manhunt could be interesting but it looks like it's just going to be a series of shots of American Flags and Mark Wahlberg trying to look pensive

I'm actually writing a story about this, inspired by a dear friend of mine.

Of course, after all people of color couldn't possibly have committed such an atrocity.

Wait, Russians are not white?

Woah, nigger, you think you can just imperialise all the muslims in central Asia and still have pride? Sounds like somebody needs to learn tolerance. And America will be sure to insert it via the Caucasian Emirate.

AYO HOL UP
IS YOU SAYING WE WUZ TSARS AND SHEEIT?

I detect sarcasm, it's horrible how Spics/Mudslimes/Chinks torture people in such fucked up ways.

I think cartel snuff films are some of the worst things I've seen in my life.