Why do furries ruin everything

legendsoflocalization.com/did-you-know-people-used-to-marry-pokemon-all-the-time/

You do know there's a bit of a childish concept of love and "girlfriends" that's wove many times into child stories, right? That there's nothing inherently sexual there, even when it's about a guy showing interest in a girl?

I guess Rapunzel was just rape fetish and the Snow White was about midget orgies from the fucked up perspective you fags use. Don't even get me started on Bambi, fucker was so degenerate no wonder his forest burned.

Am I a furfag if I own a dog and it plays with other dogs?
Am I a furfag if I go camping and two deers start humping each other in front of stuff?
It's all part of nature, I just don't give a shit about those things because I'm not a faggot.
It would be cancer if there was a human being romantically involved with an animal, but other than that it's normal shit, it's not like it's pornographic or anything.

because you let them. You're already at a point where you're starting to see yiff everywhere you go, get out now before you start wearing fursuits and shit man

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Delete this

Hello?

I literally joke about yiff all the time just because it's fun to fuck with people.

The only retards wearing suits and fapping to literal shit were going to turn out as degenerates regardless of how many sexy cartoon anthros or little bitch faggot bottoms they were exposed to.

*raises paw* what's wrong with furries?

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First one's nice, but the other three are shit art.
kemono > western furry

I didn't say anything about sex, I thought OP was getting triggered at the very idea of there being a relationship between characters just because they're not human.

No, it's implied sexual relations due to the shocked reactions of the responding Pokemon

Aren't umbereon and espeon in the same egg group?
They'd fuck

Best Sunset rider

Why are furries such fucking autists with a persecution complex and deep seated issues that make them think too much about a talking blue hedgehog jumping on a fat bearded egg shaped scientist and his robot army or think every Dark-type Pokemon is an angsty little bitch?

I've fapped to Amy and Rouge for years and I never felt remotely awkward. I can not understand how being attracted to humanoid cartoon animals can cause someone to go so retard and nonsensical.

Stupid niggers brought all their treatment on themselves.

Maybe you should have.

The only implications I'm seeing here are ones that imply you're perverted and possibly zoophilic.

>>>/furry/

Bitch I ain't no furfaggot.
If anyone's going to /furry/, it aughta be you.

You're the one embedding a furry context to two pokemon in the same group possibly being interested in each other.
Shit dude, that's like trying to say a Dachsund wanted to fuck a Schnauzer is furry.

Because they're attention whore perverts with massive victim complexes who are coddled rather than reviled.

Well that was a sharp drop in quality.

Huh.

I dunno mate, why don't you ask the furry that started this thread to complain about people going after him?
Oh wait…

You never had a girlfriend.

That's called autism.

Dachshunds and Schnauzers aren't self-aware and sentient

/thread

Whew. I was going to post some adorable Schnauzunds but you know what, you're too much of a fag.

Nigger, what? They're just about the most hated group on the internet. Or has the internet just gotten that fucking pozzed.

What

sure :3c

You're mixing up sentience and sapience

Ah, thanks

trash tier art

Sure. But they're a large enough a community that it doesn't matter. They have conventions and marches that are just accepted, no one even bothers to call out their sexual fetish should be private, and their poor parents are emotionally blackmailed into accepting it.

It's good enough for the smug

Bet you think it's gay when you're father went to give you hugs didn't you? in your imagination because you don't have a father

mark can we just start banning cryto-furfag threads?

We could just you know, delete shitty bait threads, instead of using ambiguous vague rules which make room for excuses to penalize anyone at any given time. Given that nobody is going to talk about objectively furfag games. Like Dice Gorge.

For the record, the "They prefer to play with eachother" is a reference to the daycare, that is the message that tells you that you have the highest posibility of getting an egg from your Pokemon.

oh my

Ah, so it's not furries, but breeding reference

/thread

They are still the minority. As far as statistics goes, furfags are the minority here, the despised one even. You don't even see SJWs asking anyone for the right to wear a fursuit during sex, they are so hated that not even SJW's will defend them.

Seriously, people have got to stop beating this dead horse, furries are low hanging fruit when it comes to mocking a demographic.

Ebin

Even that looks shit.

I'd like to know why this level of venom hasn't been blasting tumblr and Shitter retards from day 1.

They began from a time before the bleeding sjw and have become their own cancer.

Thus they see the sjws as an entirely different culture, not dismissing that their persecution complex helps there, so they wouldn't have assimilated, or if they have it's been on a small scale.

Just based on over a decade of experience, it's mostly because of the genuinely shared demographic. Furries are generally earnest in the games they are interested in and are therefore more prone to be spread out rather than focused in a single core position to attract attention like Social Justice Warriors and feminists do. It's a far more open aperture.

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SJWs also just have their own agenda and being a furry in an itself (to whatever definition of the word that is used here "anyone that likes anthropomorphic", I don't want to get into a semantics argument) isn't really that damaging or visible. You can easily have a well-paying job, be relatively mentally stable, still be into furshit yet doesn't get triggered at a whim. Whereas SJWs are deranged as fuck in general seeing conflict where there is none or where it can be avoided.

>That podesta thread where we find what "pizza" and "hotdogs" meant children
Can't wait for DotR.

Yes, yiff in hell furfag.

what

cant wait for /polpozzed/ to hang themselves

Rage more, /fur/ nigger

What do you mean what? There’s a childfucking ring in Hollywood and a childfucking ring in DC. Video of politicians fucking children is how they are allowed any power.

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>furries ruin everything

Boing!

When playing mystery dungeon did you always imagine yourself fucking your partner? If you didn't then you are weird.

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that's knot right

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Since when do Pokemon talk? What is this trash

Yo G, you gotta check this dude man, cause he be projecting more than a home cinema.

[LAUGH TRACK]

Then after all is said and done imagine popping the cork on your passion, built up and bottled over the course of your journey. All released throughout an intimate night more intense than the battle for your lives.

Are you autistic? The implication is that they have a crush on each other and that is why they play together.
Nothing sexual is implied at all. Secondly it has nothing to do with furries because its not a human and a pokemon, but two pokemon.

Since mystery dungeon.

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guess what: animals fuck

they fuck a lot

Are the documentaries on Animal Planet suddenly perverse filth unfit for children's eyes?

When furries jack off to it? Yes.

LOL

just go back to Holla Forums already you're a hoot

All TV should be banned outright. It's nothing more than an advert machine anyway.

So why do furries love to blame Holla Forums when the conversation isn't going their way but then project on Holla Forums like this ? I can't believe the furfag leftists do it for free on an anonymous image board!

Reported. Kill yourself.

Just goes to prove that nintendo not going the way of sega was a mistake.

Because like old /lgbt/ they want to be dominated by something.

Fuck off owlfag

Saged. Don't do that.

Hey fuck you, man. Owls don't deserve to be associated with that niglet.

That's just leftism in general. They want to pretend they are doing it all by themselves and then cry to papa jew marxist for their free gibmedats.

It was a trick to get people to browse /zoo/, wasn't it?

assangrey Holla Forumsuters hurt because public domain images are worse than anything nintendo puts out

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Are you retarded?

+1 to the post count :)

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upset furfilth? ;)

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lmao

classic Holla Forums tech illiteracy

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Why is this shit thread still up?

There's fucking nothing to even argue about.

Not a clue

it's just one really butthurt sonytard keeping the thread alive as always

I forgot that nintendo can do no wrong here on the weekend. :^)

It's a thread for people to vent. Back then we had meta threads, but now…

The thread will be deleted for sure if we mention the incompetency of the moderation.

In that case.

remember the time Mark deleted a bunch of posts talking about censorship in the xenoblade x thread?!

maybe we just like to poke fun at you guys, and jerk off to eevees, eevees are hot.

I am still shocked that out of all the fetishes out there your kind is the only type that tends to have a chip on their shoulder and would rather throw anyone under the bus so you can keep jacking off in your fursuit.

Post of the week

shut up baby I know it

Oh boy i can only guess how this thread went

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Who's there?

Cut this shit out. There was basically nothing about Shitendon't save for a single post.

And this stupid faggot is the only one who made it,

Weekend furshitters

how is having fun "throwing anyone under the bus"

you got a mental problem fam, its called paranoia, and it's not healthy at the level you have it.

Bad news.

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It's a sunday funnies character I forget the name of mixed with Marmaduke

The joke would've been clearer if it was just two knots. as in

lol die

Reported. Because it triggers you.

Saged. Because you have emotions.

;)

Knot Knot

makes you think doesn't it? why do they come into every thread for things they claim to hate?

Switch dog is too cute. Also kekitopu's art is great.

d:^)c38====D

Leave your money and go home.

Because some number of them like to think of themselves as crusaders against degeneracy.
Bitching is their sword and irrationality their shield.

Come on we can work this out, baby. Open up.
It's furry-zing out here

just like tumblr, but right-wing.

i guess Holla Forums really is right-wing tumblr.

It's Knuckles

I got banned from Holla Forums when I put up a thread asking that if left-wing or "liberal" ideas are so bad then wouldn't people realize how bad they were once a liberal/left-wing person got into positions of power?
Apparently that was a troll thread to them.

Holla Forums the right wing echo chamber.

Oh no!

Back to Tumblr, "neutral"fags

kek

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Reported.
>>>Holla Forums

lol no

YOU READY TO GO TO SPACE?

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DELETE THIS

Low energy as fuck.
Even though announcing reports is a pet peeve, I'll allow it because there's bigger problems than muh unspoken rules of post formatting

Wasted on both accounts.

Why are furrys so butthurt about everything?

ask them
>>>/furry/

You are shit.

Have you seen the size of dragon dildos? It's self explanatory.

It's just that everyone online is butthurt about everything. Furries are a subset of everyone online, hence they also are butthurt about everything.

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I hope you're ready for the SuMo threads.

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Are we doing this now? I was just gonna let the furry dumblrs enjoy their fur thread.

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Disgusting is right.

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give in to the yiff user.

It's not healthy to project like that. So explain to me why furshits have a chip on their shoulders? No other type of fetish has this much of a persecution complex as furshitters.

How is telling you to "give into the yiff" projection of anything? How did you take away some kind of insult from that?

If your goal was to confuse, it worked.

So answer the question, why do you faggots cry harder than a jew being asked about the holocaust when people ask why you have such a strong persecution complex?

I wanna fuck that Reuenthal.

Is that what projection is?

Activate it.

I guess I see it, but the goal was more of a joke than a command, and the porn was just for fun, and what else is this thread good for?

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So, the furshits here love to dance around the fact they are the kikes of the fetish world. Try to insert their fetish everywhere and then cry "MUH FURSECUTION!" when people rightfully tell them to fuck off.

So what you're saying is that you're the type to take everything far too seriously. Have you never been sarcastically teased before in your life?

There isn't a furfag hivemind so if you're asking me personally, I don't have such a persecution complex in the first place.
But I'm assuming what you're looking to do is:

What's wrong about this statement? It just means they're internet users. Are you telling me furries don't use the internet?

k

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Do you have autistic meltdowns over what categories people like, or something?

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I can still like it and make jokes.

Haha same

You faggots really are the yids of the fetish world.

I'm pretty sure posting furry porn itself isn't the joke, user.
Have you never had a friend or just anyone go "oh you know you like it" sarcastically? If you don't have personal relationships you see still see it in media all the time.

It is.

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I'm not the one cleaning up if you want to fuck with me

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Everyone in this thread needs to be gassed.

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Calm down uncle Holla Forums, we're just playing around.

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They really don't because they can't afford to, most species only mate once a year during mating season.

All me to teach you another joke.

Normal response: Ah, so you're just fucking with me.
Degenerate play on "fucking with me": I'm not the one cleaning up if you want to fuck with me

why the fuck should I have to bother doing this?

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that was a bad joke mane

I won't defend the quality

I didn't say that, just chill out nigga.

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do you really think he was sincerely asking Holla Forums to stop?

I want to fuck that paper bear

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He's a dedicated shitposter intentionally quoting what isn't being said. You're not going to get a rational response out of him.
at least one can hope he's a shitposter

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So an unstoppable force against an immoveable object?

no one's attempting to justify it here.

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No one cares, go back to /furry/ with your boogeyman.

HOLY DICKS, WHAT A SCOOP! I GOTTA CALL SLOWTACO!

good idea
FUCK VEGANS
maybe this time the moderation will notice this thread

You're the only one I see sperging out and spewing bullshit assumptions everywhere.

Kill yourself.

Not an argument. Feel free to cry holocaust furscution though. :^)

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oh well, can't help it, there's no cure for mental retardation.

lets have some eevee porn

What is it with furfags and leftists taking their opponent's argument and trying to use it themselves? It's almost like they don't have a single argument to justify posting their fetish on Holla Forums. :^)

So you are just shitposting. You're shit at it by the way.

Hickory dickory fuck-o-clock you're all a bunch of flipping spergs

This was a designated shitposting thread from the start. I'm pretty happy with how it turned out, could use more porn though.

You have terrible taste, man.

Nice try, love. How does it feel that you have people among your midst like /monster/fags who jerk off to centaurs with anatomically correct horse genitals and other such thing trying to be your ally?
Don't ask me, ask the guy with shit taste from /furry/. You don't see me posting porn.

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I think you're gay, and this thread is full of gays and it can't possibly get gayer. Fuck off

the denial is strong in these ones, they want to stick their dicks in animal vaginas, but as long as the rest of the body is "human" its ok and they're "not furries"

DOTR is coming, furfag.

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If it comes chances are you'll be going in a noose too fuckboy.

This thread is even worse than i tought it's basically tumblr in this fucking place

pretty much, if /monster/ could be reduced into one word, it'd be denial, why are they so desperate to not get called furries on the internet?.

oh no, Holla Forums is going to teleport behind me and slash me with their dual katanas*, i have no chance!

*Katana is a japanese sword

Let's not kid ourselves. We're all getting the rope.

oh shit I'm sorry, it's a video game with anime in it.

Katana me this katakana fuckwit.

Pretty much. Oh well I say, they'll never take me alive.

This is what happens when you tolerate furries, or tumblr bait like that disgusting Adventure Time general we've got going and nobody is deleting.

I just want the satisfaction of seeing furries and tumblrtards choke to their deaths before me.

ooh edgy, I like it. seriously though, take the tumblrinas and anyone who has ever been to a furry convention or has a fur suit.

My ideal scenario is that when the Day of the Rope comes, all the furries get rounded up and forced to put on their fursuits, and then they are set on fire.

A fitting end for the filth.

Hanging technology has advanced over the years.
Now they have launchers that can fire a self tying noose around your neck.

Yeah that AT game was pretty shit. However we've got a half dozen generals for identical garbage.

I'll take twenty.

Yep, it has a full japanese animation in every game

It's garbage, yes, but not tumblr garbage. That shit was tumblr central and everyone contributing to it that didn't sage should have been banned.

I really wonder if Holla Forums is ever gonna give up on the day of the rope. It's just not gonna happen. I guess I wouldn't really mind if it did, but there's just no chance.

nigger don't argue technicalities, the style is anime, they have big round eyes with massive pupils, and large foreheads. Even the official artwork looks like this but with a little more crayons and downs.

It will when spics and mudshits take over. I never said it was the white majority that was going to benefit from it.

Sage doesn't do jackshit, it never has for fuck sake. Second this thread wasn't deleted, the AT thread wasn't deleted, the Overwatch wasn't deleted, the Paladin's threads are never deleted. You are accomplishing nothing by coming into threads and essentially yelling at everyone calling them fatshits over it.

I will make furries sperg out, which is all the reward I need.

Fuck off Jojo degenerate. Not only are you a gooktoon watcher, but you watch one of the most homosexual ones as well.

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And what are you gonna do about huh?
forgive me other jojo watchers because I'm about to kick this bait into overdrive

What do you mean they will flip out. You haven't accomplished anything, do you walk into stores and just yell at people hoping for a reaction? Most sure as hell wouldn't.

Undertoned really never looked good. I'd fuck that spider girl though.

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How shit can we possibly make this thread? I'm morbidly curious.

At least sage when you shitpost.

Do remember that Umbreon is supposed to be the Moon Pokemon and Espeon is supposed to be the Sun Pokemon.

#I'mWithHer :^)

A shame.

She is? Oh geez I had no idea not like anyone tells you there fucking age in that game and I've never played it.

post literal cuck porn, and those LOL thread tranny comics, and I think we may hit critical mass.

I'm having too much fun, I haven't shitposted like this in a while.

The person who designed her mentioned it, I think.

Todd Howard?

Like pottery

Here it is.

You were expecting anything else?

How is it this faggot designed her and not the faggot who made the game?
Was it a backer thing?

yes

Yes.

Yes. She pledged $1k or so and designed Muffet. If you think that's wacky, sure, but she did alright and made Muffet blend into the world being a part of the spiders and stuff.
If you want autism, look at another $1k backer…

That explains it. I'd still fuck a grown up version of her I gotta draw a line somewhere okay

WHO
WOULD
HAVE
GUESSED

Avatarfags, animufags, maybe get some more horsefuckers in here, but it's important that at least some of them know each other to kickstart the circlejerkery. Whip up some very miserably poor and transparent attempts at gaslighting well-established internet culture. Preferably with telltale signs that they're from somewhere else and have no idea what they're talking about. Get some tripfags here, old and new, Lanced Jack and Swami, maybe have the manlet show up to shill his dreadful shit.

Then it's Pete time. And Unistar time. And Subway time. All while some fucker's relentlessly posting old B^U edits without saying anything, and one guy just spamming that Bean Bag Buccaneers wall of text over and over.

Then you need someone just causing massive walls of replies just to bait others into posting in the same fashion, by shitposting about shitposting about shitposting.

Maybe throw in some folks trying to shill and justify some modern garbage and indie games in the midst of all the other shitflinging and pornography. Also e-celebs and Anita and whatever else. Not just the kind you might find some derision for, but the kind of mainstream shit even yiddit would find offensive.

Once all of that is done, get Holla Forums to put on their best Holla Forums impression and comment on all that has transpired before.

Then it starts getting a little more challenging to make things worse, but you could probably get some pedophiles and actual child molesters in here with no sense of self-awareness to badly defend their stances on whatever flavor of degeneracy they mix with their poison, mostly to play off of the aforementioned Holla Forums stereotype, and get race, politics and religion involved. …Mostly by people pretending to be retarded on both sides just to seed hatred and discontent between everyone involved.

Then you need mod intervention to get some annoying music to play in the background and break the layout or something.

Filth begets filth.

Well isn't that an ugly sack of shit. I assume it doesn't even do anything either?

Your loss. Or rather mine, since all the artists seem to agree with you.

Eh. I like my females to be my age, you can like whatever you like but that's not my thing.

Has this all ever happened in a single thread before?

undertale.wikia.com/wiki/So_Sorry His fight is pretty awkward.

Undertale's alright. It's just not up to the overselling hype and muh progressivism that it was getting pushed for.

i want to cum inside that spider

What an ugly character to even look at.

Oh yes, happened on 4chan's Holla Forums numerous times back in the day.

correct me if I'm wrong but isn't so sorry someone's fursona? And what's more, what kind of filth do you have to be to make your idealized furry version of yourself, a fat nuisance?

I thinkhope the tripfag menace is mostly dead, so it's not too likely for all the stars and planets to align. But that's not too far from how bad it sometimes got on ye olde mootchan.
Things tend to stick to one facet of terribleness around here and only slowly shift around, rather than having competing shitflinging expanding in every direction at once: you rarely get to see the whole spectrum traversed in one thread.

Oh, and Moon over June.

That's not just an OC made for the game, it's an insert. Maybe someone will post some content from the guy's furaffinity or wherever he nurtures his fascination for the obese.

Correct, Lucifer.

encyclopediadramatica.se/Samael Nah. Have some info second hand.

I have no damn idea. I'm not my ideal self but I'm fine in my own skin and don't need to make some odd character as a representation of myself.

He could have given me that money to throw blubber at him if he's into fat that much. Damn it, stupid fucking asshole

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Crazy hips in all of them.

I just can't wrap my head around it though, because it seems most people make a fursona because they are an ugly piece of shit in real life, so they make a furry adonis to insert in their commission or ERPs or whatever they do, but then this guy doesn't make himself attractive or have any kind of good features and thinks that is his ideal self?

Furshitters are also self hating. Not a surprise, even they know deep down that the only thing worse than them are scatfags. Even the footfags are more tolerable than furshitters.

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There are a few kinds of people when it comes to fursonas.
-People with insecurity issues
-Typical autists who want it for RP or as a representation in communities if they're a creator
"guy who wears a costume everywhere he goes" v.s. "guy who only wears his costume to the costume party"

And that second of course includes those who will inject all their fetishes into the design of their fursona. That guy falls into that subsection.

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Oh, so THAT'S how autistic kids are made!

nintendo was behind it from the beginning, you should have seen it from a mile away.

I've been blind

too late now

time to yaff

Indeed

i'd give him an olympic fuck

A thread got sent to the glue factory for this. I hope it was a shit one

then tell me user what would you call this?

Cute

pedophilia placebo.

just admit you want to cum inside little girls, you losers, there's nothing wrong with that.

user, I fucking hate children, but find loli pleasing so there must be a flaw in your theory. I wonder if we can get the pedo police in this thread too

It'd be hard while the thread is bumplocked. You'd have to bait and link to here from another thread

im the police whats up

im having an unpopular opinion.

what are you gonna do about it pig?

you're a little late officer

if you want to establish a safe space youll have to take our survey, otherwise i have to inform you if this continues you may receive a paddling on your bottom.

sorry i was busy looking for upstanding african american gentlemen to enact bodily harm upon.

futa is not gay
child sex should be legal
FF8 is the best FF
das 2 is the best dark souls

get rekt officer

oh you were satan the whole time, that explains everything

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Satan has spoken user, let it begin.

Generic anime-inspired fanart, at least the third