Sibling Vidya

My big brother didnt play much. I always beat him and all my cousins on all games to the point everyone teamed to get me, then quitted because they couldnt. They left to play with a ball or something but I kept playing

Little bro, Use to work together in resident evil games, I'd help solve the puzzles he would deal with everything else.
Then get my ass handed to me in shooters…Now a days Its even, though we dont have nearly as much time together as we use to. He's got a family now and I aint got shit.

And neither of them ever wants to play fighting games with me.

Little brother, big brother played Street Fighter 2 on the SNES with me and regularly kicked my ass. Also did the usual "when you die it's my turn to play" thing for single-player games. Never had to deal with being denied the console or anything, he isn't an asshole.

Little brother, watched my big bro play Metal Gear Solid and Dynasty Warriors and shit like that while I just played his old S/NES by myself.

Little bro

My big bro was a dick, he wouldn't let me even use stuff that our parents bought for BOTH of us. He was extremely territorial too, anything that he had control over was HIS. If I ever shared anything with him he hogged it. He hogged anything anyone ever shared with him

But I got the last laugh, he's a washed-up, obese, libtard cuckhold. Looks like he used up his Testosterone too early.

Holy fuck why are we all little brothers

I'm also a little brother. what is this pattern

Because little brothers get the tendies and grow up to be fat, spoiled, useless, Holla Forums-browsing neckbeards.

Sorry, was just projecting for a moment there.

Thank fuck I evaded such evils.

abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=2120218&page=1

FUCK

I'm reading this while slacking off at work, won't deny I'm a lazy bastard though

All accurate except the fat neckbeard part

My little cousin would always get excited to play mario kart with me. She would practice certain levels until she was the master of them. So when i would play her, she would think she could beat me.

Good times.

I have a nephew that's around my age and a niece 2 years younger, but they only visited for christmas. For all intents and purposes, I was an only child.

Saw this thread and decided to report in as another little brother. My brother and I used to play shit loads of worms and Tony hawk together it was great, they're some of my fondest memories. Oh and siphon filter, holy shit playing split screen was great and fortunately my brother beat the lesson of not to screen cheat into me so I'm not a cunt like some other scum fucks when couch gaming with friends.

I live alone but today my little sister came and sat with me while I was beating the last boss of REmake. It was fun, wish she came around more often

None of the people you quoted is actually gay. Stop thinking like a jew.

Mandatory storytime

Well this thread and that article would explain Holla Forums's degeneracy concerning certain topics

Fucking futa and trap discussions

Middle here. My big sister was a huge Tomb Raider fan back then and rarely played anything else on PS1. She used to make us watch her playing until my little brother pissed his pants while sitting on her lap at the t-rex fight. My mom insisted that i should play with him so we played lots of games like RC Revenge, Tobal, Metal Slug 2 and other multiplayer games. Fun times indeed.

But my post was a story about my younger sister, I'm the older brother. Actually I'm a middle child, shit sucked.

I was both. On my mother's side I was the oldest so I would do OP's pic with my little sisters, though I had an older cousin that owned the systems, we were like bros and he would share no problem. On my father's side I had two older sisters and an older brother and I was the youngest so i was the last to get a turn on the vidya. Sometimes though when it was my turn my brother would be a dick and skip me. When it was just my brother and I I would watch him play unless it was 2 players. We used to play beat'em ups, fighting games, and twisted metal. we played some final fantasy, I remember It took the two of us and the strategy guide to figure out what you were supposed to do in Wall Market in FF7

Hell yeah that shit was fun as fuck. My cousin and I used to play knife only battles some times, and inevitable one of us would fag out and go for a gun, then there would be this tense moment where you're desperately tying to get a lock on while they're rolling at you like some cracked out Micheal Myers, you'd get only two shots off before he got within rage ( which was fairly far) and you'd get your throat slit. Oh the memories…

For fun once I made my lil brother try Sonic The Hedgehog on the Megadrive emulator
I'm sure I saw him at least a few times playing it on his cellphone, but he didn't want me to see it.
He doesn't play much, but at least I know he is playing good stuff

Wouldn't that mean that having older sisters makes you less gay?

Aniki reporting in

Eldest brother here, I've been attempting to get my middle brother to move to pc recently but all his friends at high school are xbox plebs so he plays xbox mostly, at that age I guess friends are more important than anything else, so I don't really fault him for it, I just hand him a usb every now and again filled with system shock deus ex and whatever else I pirate/buy from gog. I think I was going to see if we could play some divinity original sin at some point. I'm not sure if it's his type of game though.
He shits his pants over horror games really easily which was entertaining whenever I tried to get him to play fear 3 or alien isolation. He won't play those games unless I'm in the room which is kind of heartwarming, come to think of it.
We used to play smash melee alot together I'd always stomp him into the dirt though, I'd put handicaps on myself and give him 2 lv9 CPU to make it at least somewhat fair I guess.

I also handpicked the parts for his computer and built it for him, a cheap £200-300 machine that should be able to play most stuff up to current year, I left picking the OS to our mother to make her feel included as it was her money I was using to get the PC for christmas It was a bad idea she fucked it up by getting 32-bit windows 7 instead of 64-bit apparently telling her to get the higher number one was too difficult for her which means he can't play most modern games, which in my eyes is no big loss but for him it's a big deal, I considered simply just pirating a 64-bit version of windows for him but I doubt he's computer literate enough to not fuck it up.

My youngest brother is into whatever fad is popular with young kids. At the moment it seems to be minecraft, although I've at least attempted to get him to move to terraria just so I don't have to listen to the constant minecraft music that plays on the TV because for some reason they thought it would be a good idea to repeat the fucking music for minecraft constantly on the console version, it seems like he's enjoying terraria more so at least terraria has more music variety.
There was a moment of mild heart attack when I caught him watching FNAF videos, but it seems like he merely enjoys listening to the bullshit lorefaggotry so I just let it be, come to think of it I should really have turned on safesearch on his tablet, ah well, not my problem

I think I prefer my eldest brother more, just because he doesn't autistically ask me questions about terraria everytime I see him. I'll probably head home for Christmas to see them this year, maybe break out the wiiu and have a couple matches on smash, see if the middle brother can finally beat me without handicaps, and dodge questions from the youngest about terraria that I can't really be bothered to answer.

Middle here

She grew more and more tolerable with the years though; we ended up playing games such as Jak and Daxter or Kingdom Hearts together. Pretty fun times.

Big Bro here of two younger brothers

i taught them to play fighting games and they enjoy it.

i had some heated battles with them with VF4Evo and Third Strike back then.

Not knowing technical shit besides just parrying and counter attacking bad habits and just doing good reads.

there were times where i had to pretend that im not in tip top condition like coughing because im getting salty and choking after what seems to be a losing streak for me after a total of 200 matches in 3S to my young brother

it also happened again after playing with my youngest brother after a total of 50 matches on Soul Calibur V. He realized i was getting salty and he never played again.

although those were embarassing and matured from that, those are moments that i really hold dearly

My young brother still plays and does very technical stuff in fighting games like Garou, ST, etc. and im very proud of that he is enjoying fighting games

while my youngest brother succumbs to the dirty dota2 and csgo games
;_; also sorry for the blog post familio

I remember the moment I got my hands on the n64 that turned out to be a hand-me-down from one of my step brothers fucker got a ps2, I was pretty much hooked on gaming. We always played games like Mario Kart 64 and Double Dash. I was always in a more cooperative mood, so I'd take 2nd while he took the lead and I'd create a buffer between him and all the other racers. Eventually we played GunZ together, and he spent a lot of time gitting gud at it, placing top tier on most private servers we played on. After he graduated High School he never really touched games, even though I tried to leave him some recommendations. Makes me sad, really.

I always imagined he'd get himself a wife and kids while I stayed alone wallowing in isolation.

You did good, user. Regardless of what shit game your brothers play, at least they've got their fighting spirit.

When I was younger, I was friends with a girl who also enjoyed vidya.
My brother was best friends with her older brother, and they lived close by, so we often played DS games together.
Sleepovers, man, playing the shit out of Metroid Prime Hunters MP, Mario Party, Mario Kart, Super Mario bros…
Fucking sweet shit.
Too bad I grew up, and they moved away.

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Oldest Here.

Got my youngest brother into pokemon during Gen 3, Once he grasped the game he got pretty good. Started challenging me to battles. He had a decent Salamance and Sceptile that ran my ass in the ground. I think that's something he's still proud of now.

A few years back he broke out my SNES and started playing Super Metriod. He got lost and asked for my advice. He handed me the controller for a part and I took to the game like a fish to water, wall jumping and making things look easy. he was blown away. It felt nice to still be able to wow my little brother like that.

I once spent my allowance to buy my sister a copy of Pokemon Red and a new Gameboy Light (as in the black and white one that ran on AAA batteries) that she never ended up playing. I think I even bought her a Mulan game in hopes that she'd get more into gaming. but it never happened.

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Holy fuck why are we all BIG brothers?!

That reminds me.
When I was younger, I had a germany copy of Sapphire, and as such, I didn't understand shit.
I knew how pokemon worked, however, and with lots and lots of tries, I managed to beat the game with a Lvl. 89 Blaziken.
I was really proud of that Blaziken, was always a favorite of mine.
Then my faggot older brother wanted to play, he promised he'd just start a new game and not save over my old file.
Fucking piece of shit cunt fucked around for a while and overwrote my goddamn save file.
At least it was a fucking accident, but I was pissed as shit about that. Still kinda salty.

Usually whatever I was playing.
It usually was better to play with/against him than most games' shitty AI, and having a second person in the room for online gaming made things much easier for the times when I didn't feel like listening to a bunch of 12 year-olds bitch and moan because they suck. We would just shoot the shit and play games like I did with all my other friends.

Oldest bro here. My two younger bros hate all vidya that isn't FIFA or Football Manager. Back in the day we used to play stuff like Crash Team Racing together and later even emulate some retro vidya. They now think I'm a loser.

My big sister always had to beat games before me. Crystalis, Final Fantasy, Star Tropics, SMB3, she would relentlessly play for hours and I would be left in the dust. She sucked at using computers though, so only my mom beat me at Wizardry 7.

are you?
Can confirm. Oldest bro here. I was a video game addict who latter became a heroine addict after fucking a ton of neo-hippie chicks and being a rich drug dealer. Now I post on Holla Forums to fap to furry porn and loli. My younger bros lived normalfag lives quit vidya and have wives and families and good jobs.
If you can relate call me at 1-800-867-5309

disgusting

Two older sisters and one younger brother.
I watched my sisters (typically the eldest) play a JRPGs alot. They never really finished any of them to my knowledge, and I don't remember actually playing anything with them.
My brother and I had similar interests in video games for a while (I believe he "inherited" my interests because often my tastes dictated which games we got.). We played a shitload of battlefront together though.
One time he deleted my saves for R&C2. I had the snowman skin and I was pissed
We all get along okay; I think my sisters developed a closer bond together, though they still have their problems Most of these problems come from the libshit of the two

Clearly this only applies to male first borns, because my eldest sister sure isn't a leader. She's barely above NEET status for fucks sake.

Pah, anything he wanted to play with me, including first Mortal Kombat, and anything else I had installed. He was three years younger so turn based strategy games I liked were generally too boring for him. The only stuff I forbade was installing anything without my consent first.

My sister watches let's plays
The only game she spend more than 5 hours on was Animal Crossing New Leaf

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I'm a kissless NEET, go figure.
I don't do drugs, though.

Only child or bust, niggers.

Little bro, 5 years younger.

At first (2-3 y.o.) we'd just give him a disconnected controller. He figured it out eventually.
From there on we grew with Sega, SNES and then the PS. We play co-op / competition on racing, beat'em ups, puzzle, whatever. We also play with our uncle when he has time.

More recently we started playing the Tales games on co-op. It's a fucking blast.

Aside from that we usually play 4-way Puyo Tetris with other friends, or slightly more off-beat co-op games such as Cookie & Cream.

Arcade wise we play Pump It Up (DDR with 5 arrows instead of 4). We got a bit rusty recently but sometimes we nail the 'Double Performance' charts (2-player "co-op" songs where players criss-cross around the platform) of some songs. Shit's pretty intense.

Will I drop vidya as my big bro, when my own kids appear? Or will I in true autstic manner transfer my knowledge to another generation.

Also: Uncle with PS4/gaming PC = best uncle ever. Suck it his wife's family!

My older sister introduced me to games on her Sega mega drive. We used to play world of illusion and sonic 2 together. World of illusion is one of my favourite memories, especially playing it death match style where my sister and I both tried to kill each other.

I remember one day we even skipped school to play bubsy.

I don't think she plays many games these days, but I installed the remake of castle of illusion on her PC. Of course she has a nice life with better things to do, while I have a shit life and plenty of time for vidya.

My younger brother was always into MK, especially MKX recently, while about a year ago I started playing ggxrd having never really played fighters as anything bit casual. I was surprised that one day when he was staying at my mum's place, and I visited I saw him maining axl on xrd. Now we play each other regularly, and he's gone from the brother I never felt I had a connection with, to the brother I talk to more than the rest of my family combined.

My older brother and I played vidya constantly growing up. I still have fond memories of playing AoE over our two-computer LAN with him, or of how we spent the better part of a day grinding through the first Lego Star Wars game. I also remember the times when the two of us and one of his friends would stay up all night playing shooters, from marathon Halo campaigns and customs to UT2k4 LAN matches to co-opping Doom 3's campaign. Good times.

He went off to college and we didn't play so much after that, since he got a 360 and stopped playing so much on PC (and my parents wouldn't let me get any consoles). Occasionally we'd do something when he brought his console home with him, and we still had fun (or at least I did anyway), but it sometimes felt like he had to be dragged kicking and screaming. He also convinced me to pay half the cost of Rock Band, saying that we'd definitely play it together, except I really only got to play it maybe two or three times. He even went ballistic and put a lock on his console when I decided to play it once while he was out of the house. Never mind that the game was half mine, because he owned the console, he decided that he could choose when I would play. I don't remember playing it once after that.

When I went to college, I got a 360 too, and that did reinvigorate our playtime together. Mostly Halo and some Battlefield, but it was good to play together. Played with him some more when I moved in with him, and he even got back into PC gaming a bit. I remember one day when KSP was just barely released in beta, how we spent the better part of a day just trying out different rocket designs and seeing how high up we could get. That was a lot of fun.

Then he got a girlfriend and that was pretty much that. I don't even remember the last vidya I played with him. I know they mostly play casual shit together, and he's more or less sworn off of competitive shooters. Hell, I think he spends more time watching Rooster Teeth's awful let's plays than actually playing vidya these days. I do miss playing with him, but I dunno if he feels the same way.

Sorry for the blog.

This thread is boring post more incest

a part of that post was tongue in cheek but apart wasn't
don't do drugs. neo-hippie chicks are not so cute after a few years, fun for the sort term bad in the long term. Gave up the liberal shit, lolis and furfags are degenerate and now am a clean cut Fascist. I envy my normalfag brothers now tbh.
still unwind by playing vidya though

feels bad man

I completely endorse fascism, but I like my degenerate fetishes. I don't base my life around them, nor do I go door to door telling people what weird things I get off to and how they should accept me for it.

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i envy you fuckers. i had no friends nor family that played vidya.
i still dont.

video games were always the most normalfag thing to do in the late nineties and after, everyone and their dog played vidya

why on earth would you do that? Then your cock would get hard accidentally and ride between her cheeks, she won't even notice cause she's a kid and won't get off. Did you even think about that?

nope. not where i grew up. computers nd video games were seen as devils work and they all circlejerked over school sports and horses.
only had an older sister as sibling and my parents sort of forgot i existed because they had her to be proud of.
jokes on her ive accomplished more in my life than she ever will

SOMEONE had to get you into video games in the first place you aspie. Did you just look at kids playing video games as a kid and think "I wish my mom bought me video games" ?

Vidya has always been sort of a social thing.

there was a dusty genises on knob TV at my grandparents house i asked if i could try
my cousin got it from her BF or something at the time, she didn't play herself.
So no I didn't have anyone 'get' me into vidya, it was just available at one point for some reason and tried it out and liked it.

I think you're just an antisocial creep who couldn't make any friends in school m8

lmao if thats what you want to believe, but not every school has 2000+ kids or kids into vidya.

Big Bro here, just off the top of my head:

With my younger bro:

We always, always played together and if not I always let him play through games once I was done as I'd usually play when he went to bed. The only thing he used to do and still does is never fucking put the disc back in the case. Christ that annoys me.

Sadly he went full SJW and refuses to play anything violent. Undertale and all that are okay for him to play but overall his tastes are now dictated by his pajeet girlfriend.

With my younger sister:

She's the type of girl who can play autistically all night with me which is great but since moving out we've had to rely on Steam. Usually I just work as her Otacon and point shit out/give her tips but the rule is I won't "do the hard parts for her". Rule formed when she was about 11 playing Megaman 2 and demanded that she do it herself so ever since I've held her to that. Good kid. Hope she doesn't turn out like her mother.

To other siblings:
Do you have any code words/injokes?

For instance in shooters we say "Batman" if we want someone to look up due to Arkham Asylum's puzzles always causing you to look up. Fastball special which speaks for itself etc etc.

IDK user, video game are pretty normal for most kids. What is not normal is being so autistic that you go around calling yourself a Gaymer and turn it into a form of identity politics.

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Oh also, Does anybody else struggle with turning off the handicap?

I always let them win but I'd make them work for it and ever since when I play co-op I can't help but find myself letting others beat me. I'm not saying this as an excuse for losing but rather I'll "accidentally" waste power ups, hit reverse, not guard-edge and be conscious of it and yet I can't help it. I hate beating people. I hate cleaning house. Fuck I have to go to tournaments with strangers just so I can unleash my power level.

Am I alone in this or is it some weird elder sibling shit?

Today I will you, my /r9k/ "brother".

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I used to watch my older cousins play video games; they're five and eight years older than I am, so pretty much like having older brothers. I'd watch them play stuff like Super Mario RPG because I wanted to see the story but wasn't old enough to understand how to play. It was like watching LPs but 15 years before LPs were invented.

Sometimes we'd play games with a 2-player option, but they didn't own many. We played Rampage a lot. They taught me how to blow into NES cartridges and wiggle them to get them to work.

A long time later I gained (though an uncle's marriage) a couple cousins around 4-6 years younger than me. I'd play multiplayer games with them, which wasn't my bag, but whatever. At first I had to really make myself suck in order to let them win sometimes, but as they reached age 12ish they started to legitimately challenge me because I never otherwise played these games, while they played them all day. I had to resort to using dirty tactics like abusing glitches and looking up combos online to avoid looking like a chump. Felt kinda bad.

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As the eldest sibling of 4 children, it is my sole duty to introduce non-shit taste vidya to all of them.

My younger and only brother has failed and plays his xbone with Destiny and CoD, skyrim and wants the Remastered: Todd's lies edition. Thank God he doesn't want the DinduField 1 or other cancerous shit and is mostly confined to shit taste games marketed to both his age and sex.

My younger sister has a 3ds and plays constantly when my father isn't being overprotective and making her do more "productive" things. I bought her Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon last Christmas and we play together often when I'm down south with them.

My youngest sister is 3 and plays silly 3 yearold games on a jailbroken off-brand phone. I have yet to teach her the ways as she is too young.

I don't care if this is a blogpost

Middle child out of 3 boys, brothers were generally pretty good when we were kids, but now they're normalfags with the accompanying taste.
Just recently challenged my older brother to a game of Dom4 over him trying to bully me into buying BF1.
Fortunately, I have a leg up on him, having actually played the game and being a regular participant in the threads on it out here.
If nothing else, it'll hopefully at least drop from 60 fucking dollars by the time the game ends.

that doggi is pretty moe my fam
I have a sister, but she moved out before I gave a shit about her. She's a massive liberal bernout with a cuck boyfriend with DUI's and is voting for Shillary.

Lil' bro, Big bro was borderline retarded.
He'd play games, lose, and then throw the controller in a fit of rage breaking it.
Probably went though 5 N64 controllers because of him.
Still wasn't as terrible as an older half-sister who broke in one night, stole the NES and games, most of which were borrowed, and pawned them.
Never got another system until the 64.
I rarely wasn't allowed to play because bro would be off trying to be "a cool kid" by hanging out with a charismatic black kid that a lot of people liked.
Said black kid stole many expensive things from his highschool music room and was the one who stole my 4 battery eating brick of a gameboy that had my name on it.
I was eventually reunited with it after black man went to jail for some other crime and I believe my bro went though all of "his" shit.

I let my bro barrow my Xbox 360 and every time he'd come over asking for money from our parents he'd say he would give it back to me.
After 6 months and since reasonably his kids use or more than I would I simply "gave it" to him as a present, he did still have it and a little disgustingly his kids still play minecraft on it.
I gave him all my 360 games and one day he told me that "Dark whatever game" was "broken or something" because he and his kids couldn't make it out of the tutorial.
It filled me with a very smug sense of satisfaction.

He took my Wii though one day without asking and managed to break it, never paid me back and got really defensive saying shit like "You didn't own that, that was a gift" as if even if it was the case that it would make it OK to break something I was given.
I bought it with my saved up birthday money after sitting out in the cold of the ass-end of November 2006, in a line, by myself, for hours and hours.
I earned that glorified Netflix box.

Regardless It feels like me and my bro turned into 2 very different classes of wastoid.

my older sister was a sociopathic sack of shit who destroyed our famiily but she 'found' stole a gameboy pocket with pokemon red & that was the first vidya i ever played so that was neat.

F-family is great, right?

Me and my bro were the same age and we had so much fun with that.

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I'm sorry for your loss, thankfully all my siblings are underage and are far too young to form a real opinion on national politics.

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I have a little sister who hates playing vidya with me. All she plays is Candy Crush, the other Candy Crush and some other matching game.
I got her Paper Mario TTYD and she liked that at least.

I can't fap to this thread.

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Is Crash Bash better with two human players in story mode?

that was some of the best shit as a kid w/ older friends & friend's dads.

Cuck alert

I wish I had a time machine to go back in time and play games with little me, and be the big bro I always wanted to have.

some times my big brother would let me play, some times i would sneak.
as for games we played a lot of coop in beat em up gaes (even today sometimes we get an arcade emulator and give a try on final fight or D&D)
this and fight games, i grew up facing each other, and m=by that i mean he would kick my ass most of the times, but now at least we are some what equal

Here's a question, why didn't I ever have a little sister to baby and play games with? ;_;

That's the cruel joke.

Wow this thread sucks. The only thong that i play with my brother is Smash TV and he always dies on the second stage so i play solo from there.

*thing

Because the lord knew what you'd really do to it user.

Do what? Fuck a little sister? Fuck off with that bullshit, I would never do that.

used to co-op sega genesis games with my little brother all the time.
Sanic 2 & 3, Streets of Rage, Golden Axe…

Miles better. You get a much needed help when it comes to those goddamn crystal challenges.

You aren't going to convince anyone schlomo.

it's pretty rad that you play with him at all imo. i have a lot of respect for big bros who are nice to their siblings & are patient enough to play vidya with them.

(((7d4297)))
Nice try, fucker, but you ain't gonna turn this around on me. You're a sick fuck, because you actually think about fucking your little sister, and then you project it onto me.

Good memories that hurt to think about. No thanks.

What the fuck is wrong with you, degenerate scum

The irony is that you actually want to fuck your sister and are projecting your grotesque infatuation with her hypothetical prepubescent body onto me by claiming that I'm projecting my non-existent complex onto you in response to your thinly veiled attempt at covering the salacious intent behind your initial post.

But I don't even have a sister.

Big bro here

Nah, the reason men with more older brothers is more likely to be gay is because after each male child a female will produce more androgyns which makes the next child more feminine which for females makes them more attractive while for males it makes them more likely to be gay

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thats so adorable, but i think there's an error in the picture why isn't Holla Forums fucking the loli and pouring load after load of cum into her?

My brother actually has a larger build than I

the fuck am i looking at

Holy shit, that dog is so damn fat.

you are fuck in the head m8

is that the chick that some robot payed to do the tendies porn?

I know, I feel so bad for him.

if only I had a mom like that

Pretty sure that's a porno, user. She's not his mom.

So how close are Seals and Dogs genetically
Their LUCA shouldn't be more than a couple millions years ago shouldn't it

But all good things have to come to an end.
Continue?

No because this is fake.

Sure, why not?

Don't enable this faggot.

Nigger that's just doesn't make the story believable at all. Next time just write the whole thing out then post it instead of fishing for (you)s.

I fucking swear the only thing my little sister ever plays is The Thousand Year Door.
Guess I can't blame her, it is literal perfection, what else do you need at that point?

It's a shit thread anyways, so it won't make much of a difference if his story is also shit.

Adding shit to more shit makes a larger quantity of shit that is objectively more shit than the original pile.

At least it ends the thread sooner.

to be fair You're a cannuck so I can't take you seriously

Why?

I played a lot of Tekken and such with my kid brother. We had all three that were on the PS1, which was nice.
It's nice that I'm still better than him at something, given what a fucking mess my life is.

I thought I'd edited that to say Holla Forums, I guess I forgot.

Older Bro reporting in.
Its both a blessing and a curse when you have younger siblings
oldest boy outta 5 sisters
We shared a lot of vidya mostly got a n64 for multiplayer games.
mario party 2, smash bros, mario kart 64 etc.

its fun but, when i got my hands on zelda OOT and Banjo Kazooie for my 8th birthday, i had to "share more" because mom got it for everybody and not you.

so i had to play my single player games at 1am till 7am (then pretend to sleep because mom usually got up around 730)

it wasn't a bad time. had fun regardless

Only child master race reporting for duty.

I always got confused with this story, who is Shirl? Is it connected to TwoPump?

the '8' was bothering me

fuck you

There is a certain cushioness to little girls butt that is unrivaled by any other butt.
My little niece used to sit on my lap all the time, fucking amazing.

jojo reference?

FUCKIN NIGGA ASS PEDO FUCKS IN THIS BITCH GTFO BACK TO YOUR B BREAD KIKE ASS MORON CHILD MOLESTERS NON-NIGGA SHITS.
ONLY REAL NIGGA HOURS UP IN THIS THREAD

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FUCKIN DEGENERATE NIGGAS UP IN THIS BITCH
THIS WHITE DEGENERACY IS WHY WE NEED BLACK NATIONALISM
FUCKING WIGGER CUNTS

Only for you, Mr. President

My little brother used to watch me play Zelda games. He never played pokemon, but I would use his gameboy color to evolve my pokemon. We'd play Mario 3 together sometimes too.

They do notice and they do get off. Little girls hump pillows and stuff of the like for a reason, user. As long as you don't force anything and just limit yourself to enjoy what you get, go for it.

Trips of truth. ;~;

My little brother is a jerk that's half mental problems and half natural braggarshness and does little other than whatever is the latest halo. Little sister knows nothing outside the mainest of mainstream media and fortunately doesn't use tumblr but does have dyed hair. It wasn't always like this. It used to be great alright. But I won't force myself to try to bring those times back. I need to drink more. No, what I need is for people to stop taking the bourbon and making vanilla with it. You want vanilla you buy it, you want bourbon you buy it, but you don't try to do arts and crafts with the fucking booze in some approximation of something you vaguely remember from a prairie home companion, for fuck's sake.

I used to play games with my younger sister but when she hit puberty she instantly became a massive bitch who only ever wants to use her phone and text chads.

I miss playing splitscreen games i have no friends and she was the only one I could ever do anything with

Any hot incest stories?

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socialism not even once.

I have one with my older cousin. It's not vidya related though.
She's been married for around 6 years and they have a girl so there's no hope of giving her the d now.

I wish I had a sister or a cousin near home.

Makes me think about 5 years ago.
>they're basically all in the south of France

And that's how I became a pedo.

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She still doesn't even know how to turn on and off PC, so I don't have to even care about her

Middle child here

as Lil'bro
>family only had a pentium 2 pc and it was dad's. Also no gaems it was kite age back then

Didn't have alot of interaction with my big bro while playing vidya anyways, atleast his taste of vidya eventually leaks to me after i passed middle school

things that never happened

things that never happened + fucking kill yourself

My niece used to play rough with me when she was 8, a bit of a tomboy and a fan of wrestling. One of the things she would often do (besides latching to my leg while I walk or jumping in my back from the coach) was the "asphyxiation" grapple, which consisted on wrapping her legs around my head, placing her cunny right in my face. She would even do it when I was laying on my bed, just sitting in my face and moving around... I pressed my tongue against her cunny a couple of times, she tended to stay longer when I did that

Why so salty?

Oldest of 3 brothers here.

My brothers and I have always been antagonistic towards eachother, sometimes bordering on malicious. In spite of this, we grew up in the same shitty family in the same shitty circumstances, so we ended up playing vidya together all day every day anyways. I'd usually take lead in a co-op game and my next brother down would play player 2, whether that meant playing Tails like a suicide bomber or whatever else. In spite of hating eachother, we got really good at cooperating towards a goal.

As the rage of adolescence abated and one or more of us grew a conscience, we stopped playing games together so frequently because of being able to branch out in real life and not being forced to be welded to eachothers' hips. We dealt with enough family and history stuff to be cordial, and now we live together. There's always tension in the air, but we're more on the same side than not now. And when we do play a co-op game together, there's no way to describe the level of teamwork outside of a dance. We hit a sort of zen collective mindwave and just shred whatever is in front of us in perfect unison. We only ask who needs that powerup if we're being polite: we already both know who can make the best use of it and why.

To this day my favorite example of this was a co-op multiplayer game where in one segment everyone had to pilot a ship through an asteroid field and everyone had identical input on thrust and direction. We had been joking loudly for the entire game, which we were mostly playing to take the piss out of, and hit that wavelength and the room went tomb-silent. We made it through without a word of communication, and without a scratch on our paint. We didn't realize what we'd just done until we got a trophy for it. Felt good.

Things are still tense in a general sense, but nothing like it used to be. We'll even be faggots and go out of our way to help eachother IRL.

Good end?

kill yourself, normalfag.

Oh. Random neat thing for other eldest brothers here.

The army did extensive research on why most soldiers wouldn't fire their weapons to kill in combat, because obviously "charlie's in the bushes" isn't the best time for an ethical dilemma. It turns out that there are ways to significantly increase the chance of a soldier being willing to kill without coercion, but there were only two groups who would consistently fire their weapons at the enemy with full intent to maim or kill.

They were:

1) Psychopaths

2) Older brothers who had assumed a caretaker role over their younger siblings during childhood. Main characters having imoutos is scientifically upheld.

You've got the killer in you, Anons.

Older brother with five younger sisters reporting in. I would/will let them play anything they want with me, even singleplayer games. Never even cared when they would play unsupervised and save over my stuff, just had a laugh and let them in on the secret areas and such. There's a big age gap of a few years between most of them so I've gotten extremely used to it at this point (I have older siblings who arent much into games a little brother but all he ever plays is minecraft).

Whenever I get into fights my little sisters pop into my head and I get incredibly violent. This sounds about right to me. I'm pretty jaded and they're the only thing I would fight for aside from my momma.

Have you ever touched a loli tummy? It's fucking bliss.

Yes, It never happens and certainly didn't happen with some neckbeard on the internet (you).

Who touched your no-nos user?

This thread needs to have a seat over there.

>sister broke up with him because she's a bitch
>have hardly heard from him since
>tfw older brother I never had is out of my life forever

It is time for you to be a role model for someone else user

Probably no one, that's why he is so salty.

I think people that has never been around little girls for a long while tend to believe they are sexless creatures. Truth is, they masturbate, hump pillows and do all sort of lewd stuff on their own and even with friends. When they see you as a friend, they tend to open up to do some lewd stuff with you, regardless of your age.
It's not that hard to understand.

Little bro.

My brother was an asshole, I had to wake up at 5AM just to play Playstation or N64 (depending whose house we were staying at) till he woke up then I wouldn't get a turn for the rest of the day because he was either playing WWF No Mercy or Gran Turismo.

Once the PS2 came out, I pretty much spent all my game time on the PS, until he started going out with friends more often. Just in time for me to play MGS2.

When I had an Xbox, he started the same shit again, till we got into a fight over something. I deleted all his save files off my Xbox as a sort of payback and then he didn't bother with the Xbox until I got the 360. Same shit again. And then the same shit again once I got myself a PC and a PS3

It was a pain because from the Xbox, I always had the console in my room, since he "didn't like video games anymore and they were gay" but would then constantly play them when I had a new present for my birthday/Christmas.

He kept asking for new clothes for his birthday, despite me getting pretty much the same shit as him, along with a new video game.

We don't speak much anymore, after our last argument where he didn't like me seeing this fairly attractive girl, when she told him to fuck off after he tried it on with her (while I was dating her). I don't remember exactly what I said but he was actually reduced to tears but it was along the lines of him being selfish (not to me but to the whole family). He left the house and stayed up with my step mother for a few days.

I feel pretty bad about it, he did treat me like shit for most of my childhood, not just for the above but with like bullying and shit. But I never thought just words would affect him like that. We were both beaten by my step dad but my brother carried it on in his place once we got away from it. There was another time we got in a fight and I actually bust him open. My dad pretty much said it was a reaction after years of taken shit off my brother but my grandparents (who I lived with) didn't want to know and kicked me out.

I don't know if what I did was really justified but it does bug me now and again.

Sage because this became more of a blogpost

He looks happy to me. He definitely eats plenty of food and probably gets plenty of snuggling just from being so big and fluffy.

Everything like humans consciously makes the choice to eat. He wants to eat, let the guy eat. I resolutely believe it's more abusive to keep pets from eating.

Fixed 4u and i'm sorry that you never had things happened in your youth.

Fucking faggot, you missed out.

yeah she sure was "sleeping" and didn't get off to you caressing her while pretending to avoid guilt

That was pretty damn obvious, m80, more or less implied.

My sister would play against me in mario party and mario kart, she moved onto The Sims and Roller Coaster Tychoon and then stopped with vidya altogether. We probably haven't played against each other in anything since around 2001.

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That's because you have a victim's mentality.

Nah, you did good fucking that nigger's shit up. There's nothing wrong with beating the fuck out of someone who crosses the line, doesn't matter if it's your bro, dad, friend, whatever.

Shit, you deserve a pity (You). That sucks, bro.

Youngest brother of three, I'm 28. Oldest brother apparently let me play his NES when I was a little toddler that didn't know any better with an unplugged controller. He'd play and I'd think I was playing or playing with him.

The last thing game related I can think of is that I let him borrow my PSX after I got my N64 for Christmas and someone stole it from his place. He ended up replacing it with a new one, though.

He's got a son now, about 9. From what I've been told he's apparently just like me since he plays vidya all the fucking time. He always wants to hear what I have to say about his games and his stuff. Unfortunately, he's into Halo and Gears and other shit.

FUCK YOU JOTARO, YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO ANULATE MY TIME STOP

damn user, that's like a daily cunny buffet.

how much sex do you have with them?

I want to habeeb

I'm not putting my dick anywhere near those sluts.

you might not, but tyrone, jamal, and mgungo will.

Weird. I used to play Mario Kart and Party with my older sister a lot, but she also moved onto The Sims and Roller Coaster Tycoon.
That's kind of a strange coincidence, but the games were incredibly popular after all.
And, yes, we did do some experimenting and exploring each others bodies. It's surprisingly common among kids.

sauce?

There's less incest in this thread than I expected.

Little brother more or less.
The closest thing I've had to a sibling to play vidya with has been my dick of an older cousin. Unless he was trying to scam me into doing something grindy for him to then take it back or co-op him something that was too hard, I'd just have to play when he wasn't around. His bitch mother would let him not share anything while convincing my own bitch mother force me away from my own vidya to let him use it.
That's about all that is relevant to this post. When I see happy or at least generally friendly siblings I don't understand what I'm looking at.

jmantime is a national treasure

Big Brother:
>Mafia 3 I pirated it and I regret wasting the time downloading it pls no hate

I keep on trying to show him good games, but he keeps wanting me to play these shitty open-world games so I can drive around and run over people. I would just put GTA 3 and Vice City on my family's PC for him, but I'm not sure that would go over so well with my parents.

Is he cute?

When he's not acting like an asshole, sure.

You guys ever, you know, smooch?

Sorry user, I'm neither gay nor a pedophile.

What's gay about giving your little bro a smooch? I don't follow.

Just doesn't seem like something that will appeal to me. Stop it user, I'm not gonna smooch my brother for you.

That's okay user, sometimes it just takes him being in a cute dress or something. Don't try and force it.

Shota is not for sexual.

I always enjoyed watching my older brothers play vidya

I feel you, if Im close and confortable with the person playing it's like im playing myself. I think that's what's feeding all the streamers nowadays

We make our own hell in the end.

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My sis ain't really a kid anymore, but she love typical weebshit and love live in specific.
We play horror games and some not scary things together, like drakengard. Right now we're on Alan Wake, she likes it but it's more silly humor between us than it is liking the game, and she's shit at video games so we switch off
Taking her to see a movie this week too, maybe I need more friends and less sister

Youngest of 4 here, my oldest sister never played games, so it was basically me, my other sister and our older brother, though my sister played very little and preferred reading the magazine walkthrough for us.

Me and my older brother finished a fuckload of NES and SNES games, from double dragon 2 to Secret of Mana, he also taught me how to read english by playing FF6 and having a dictionary in our hands so we could translate the words.

We fought a lot, but it was very fun times, i wish i could go back to that time…

I am sorely disappointed.

Real incest doesn't happen all that often user

I am the firstborn. While I learn everything with relative ease, my brother takes forever to grasp simple game mechanics.
I have never seen a game where after he's played for a while and gotten gud at I couldn't come in and wipe the floor with him after getting acquainted with the controls.
I feel like he's resigned to playing shitty games that I will never touch and I pity him endlessly. I just want him to be better.

My little sister is content to watch me play video games and almost never plays them, preferring to watch anime or read manga. She used to be a SJW until just recently, and now she's very clingy and affectionate towards me. It's a little annoying but I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy her company.
My younger brother actively browses/posts in halfchan. I can't even begin to express my cringe and disappointment. But I don't ever tell him to come here, because I don't want him to post here. He's pretty much the polar opposite of Holla Forums and will constantly have the incorrect opinion on video games. In short, if he's excited for a game I know never to touch it. It's a great litmus test and I thank him for that, at least.

Growing up with these two was various degrees of hell. I couldn't stand to be around either of them for quite a while but nowadays we get along pretty well, I think. I generally like them. And when we play vidya together I have fun winning.

do they fuck?

I was the only child

It's absolutely horrible I tell you. And no one was talking about it before I came in, it wasn't even an issue. But people's mothers are dying when they don't reply to this post, and the current establishment has done nothing. Crooked Hillary has been in politics for 30 years and she hasn't even begun to solve this problem. I know the best people. I know people who can solve this problem, and they're fed up, and angry, and they want it change. So if you don't want your mother to die, reply to this post. Don't let Crooked Hillary rig the results. Get out and reply.

I never understood why these caps are popular.