Watch Dog's stupd fucking marketing gimick

I've put Hitler in and he's apparently a great leader, a sure fire salesman, and totally healthy

selfiereveal.ubisoft.com/

put some random ass shit in here and let's see what it is
also feel free to
me, i know

This is great

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I cannot enter the site but you know its true

Why the fuck does it take forever to load

What, fucking what, is going to be so lost in translation that an Australian IP needs to be refused access to the American site and redirected to an Australian homepage?

>>>/suicide/

it's true to the ubisoft experience.

I don't see the problem

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Ubisoft really loves lines, it seems

Check these

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I guess this one slipped through its adult content filter.

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Site confirmed for using 5-10 random responses.

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Seems pretty accurate.

wew

I want to stab this game in the face.

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Seriously what's wrong with the site, this took at least 10 minutes.

I'm honestly amazed at how out of touch it is. They're years and years behind the retarded lingo people use now.
The whole plot seems based around aping the election too. Prepare for salt to rain from the sky when Trump wins

At least we know who was in the wrong

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BULLY

meh, this is pretty basic. no kids apparently even though two went through.

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jej

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UNATCO?

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Wonder if all women are Democrats and all men are Republicans?

desperate
your turn

Pretty shit.
Where are all the stupid things they put in watchdogs one?

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weapons grade kek

Your turn

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Oy! It wouldn't recognize as human for me :^)

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totally not predetermined responses.txt

like clock work…

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I've never betrayed anyone my whole life.

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OH BOY, ANOTHER VIRAL MARKETING THREAD ON, Holla Forums!

Does it really make a difference? Most people here have already pre-ordered it. It'd be wasted effort to market here

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Nice trips but

indeed, i even got the special robot trash can version so i can be like the real hackers in the game!

wew

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WEW
DSP is a really weird fucker, probably needs that

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It's just the anticipatory joy of knowing we have another glorious flop on our hands.

2K paid dearly for Mafia 3, and Ubisoft will pay dearly for this piece of shit as well.

MARKETING

Same here, I'm in Frogistan and the link redirected me to the french homepage.

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Not cool man, dont bully johnny!

You must be new here

CUM HISTORIA!

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Delete this you fiend!

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we're gonna build a wall and the stands are gonna build it for us

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HAH

How do I get the single summary image?

Underrated/10

Is this the game with the fuccboi wearing an emoticon mask?

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im in charge here

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Wonder if posting this on twitter would generate any salt, though she's off to scam the historical community now.

this sucks, it doesnt do cropped anime porn at all

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Try finding anime porn with detailed faces.

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There really isn't enough variety in these for them to be funny.

just like all of ubisoft's games

Fucking faggot website you think this is going to stop me.


Bravo Ubishit
r
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

GET
NOSCOPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET NOSCOOOOOOOOOOOOPED!!!!

nice ID, super satan

Bane?

The site crashes my browser after a while.

Wait a fucking second. The Plane Scene came out in 2012. It would have been shot around about 2011/2012. That means that Aiden really would have been about 43 during shooting. That's nuts.

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how can it do this but not velma with cum all over her face

Needs more cum, that's why.

post the full pic, I want to see the dick and pussy.

Yep

>>>/cop/

fuck this website

jinkies

Took me a moment to realise the guys legs were under the sheets. For a sec there I thought she was sucking off a legless cripple.

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>no pussy
At least I got to see dick

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As normalfags as it is, this character design is miles ahead of the random ass nigger you play as

>>>/cop/
>>>/vp/
>>>/h/

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can anyone try with this one?

>>>/christian/

Dicks seem to be the only thing allowed the lewd filter user. Guess nobody is offended by seeing wieners.

Sounds more like a cock up to me.

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>>>/board/
>>>/reddit/

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sorry satan


uhh

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aw
I wanted some pussy too
rabbit pussy, that is


>>>/asmr/
Bet you've never had a full body orgasm, you fag!

spoonfeed plox

>>>/cop/

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Yeah, he's the only one with a bit of personality, unlike the main character or the mudslime girl.

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>>>/cop/

now's not the time for puns.

>>>/pun/
>>>/reddit/

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These are the only good threads on Holla Forums

OC is always fun

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I could have sworn this game's already come out.

nope
but you probably won't notice it coming out when it does

I like it.

It will sell a couple of a thousand copies, it will get an 8 or more by the reviewers, the people will like it less, it will be on the bargain bin after the first month and completely forgotten after the third.

Is everyone a republican?

everyone who doesn't like us is a republican

republicans are the bad guys in the indoctrinated world of watchdogs and ass ass in creed.

But the second guy is KARL FUCKING MARX

also it wont fucking process bill clinton for me

Hello, fellow marketing associate

bump

hnng

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did you enter your actual DoB?

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stunning

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every time i try to upload happy merchant it says it needs to be human. which i guess is amusing in its own way

top jej

2K paid dearly for NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER COON COON SPIC

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Truss 2016 tbh lads

It just takes me to the home page. What is this shite?

Hahahaha

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dubs thread?

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Daily reminder that communists are natural born Republicans, prettyboys and bullies

Young Mao was somewhat qt and feminine

this isn't anything new
regionlocking lol