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I wish I had that much Vocaloid merch

(You)

No.

im gonna scratch it w/ my nails

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I dont know ghat face swede

more, please

What do you have?

but couldn't you just scratch your tooth?

tinychat.com/scootadoot

now with dead erin

i hire dentists for that

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The meme factory is the fountain of life

(You)
(You)
(You)

I've gotta Miku sticker on my laptop and a tiny watch on a keychain
I try to avoid displaying my power level in public

hi

Hello

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You should just hide it all under your bed.

I was just watching that episode.

hi
have i met u before

But then I can't have it with me

but then why do you need the mini chalkboard

hi samchan

(You)x3
h-hi

I'm not sure if we've spoken

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why wouldnt u display ur power level?

i guess i dont

You

oh cool
whats up then dude

you gotta be a man

Fuck I don't remember which reply was which

Hello!

W's
:3

Because it upsets my parents

Not too much

Why on earth would I want to be a man

cooool cooooool
yo man you want some of that green?

but like who even are your parents? and if they dont care ure a girl will they seriously care if you likefictional japanese singers??

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No ty I don't

My parents are strange and illogical

What's up

not my dick

Not my problem

fuck that TC

letting sci talk unopposed

come on man i know u want da herb

I don't though

objectively, America is the greatest country in the world

y doe

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Because it's Revy.

just dont worry about it i think

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Just got to bed.

Not my fault and it isn't bothering me

I try

link to tiny?

tinychat.com/no

Why me?

I could just take like 6 of these

Fuck if I know.

hey there friends

bump

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k

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k

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I want you

k

oh hi devil user!
:O

at baka you are by far the most pathetic poster alive

...to drink lots of water because it's fucking HOT

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK OFF TP

there is no try!

thankfully it wasn't as bad today~

Good, good. hopefully not as boring either.

mhm
i only got a dentist teeth cleaning
and watched a movie at theatre
came home and played video game

whats the varified pedo list?

everyone who looks at lolli

Dentist is scary

it hurt lots
;~;

mfw

They never do the laughing gas. It's always the big-ass needle stabbed RIGHT in the gums

i need a list tho

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life is gr8 :)

Why live

You should still kill yourself.

that evil little metal tooth pick thingy making dinging sounds and awful scraping feels

So that one day you can find a pixie to rape

Everyone should have one rape on their bucket list

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It's honestly sad that you can still get dentist cleanings and are 30 and never employed.

It'll be my turn in mid July. And the doctor won't like what he'll see.

here is my impression of baka

that fat whale sweedish let me cum on her chest

at first it gelt weird

uh oh...
it will hurt for u?

the tc got so shit when you left

well memed my friend

felt>>1113917
my machine decided it would overheat

my impression of u
"buh buh buh im a fuckin drunk asshole always"
fuck you, fuck a chainsaw

whatever dont even care

Not really, but having portions of my mouth numbed out is always annoying. Makes me not wanna do anything but lay in bed.

can you ban the pedophile dogfucker sci

what?

was ist das meme?

Damn straight and yours?

Sci should be unbanned

my impression of you is like

bro my board died i need more dudes to infect and make sorry for me

get rekt baka you are fucking cancer

TP get aids

i hope you get shot to death accidentally in a drive by shooting

he has learned his lesson i feel

i mean bro

you just said you hope i literally get aids

how fucking triggered are you

....food

Maybe you should get a job to pay for food.

lol i don't ever give a fuck
i am incapable of giving a fuck
stop sperging out you fat weirdo pedophile

Lol

be nice
he's just drunk

this is an obvious lie

My pizza!

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lol

lmao
we're just talkin shit boo

literally i don't give a fuck ever
I have never, and will never, give a single fuck.

you should care when you lie

oh well

♥
such a cute face~

lol... love u bro

i deserve it not even mad

no lie it is physically impossible for me to give a fuck, you fucking asshole

Baka mad

the admin is a bhenchod

Glad you agree. Never enough anime grills with sharp teeths.

U MEME NAO

sorry am retard

Baka is madder than the day where Luka has no foodstamps.

again literally no one cares about you or likes you and now we know you are a chronic liar

alright now it's not cool

k i stop kekeke

*mwah*
:D
marry her

i mean dude i could have cap'd you but i guess i'm just kinda over that childish behaviour

le banana meme

fuck i lol'd tho

But then she'll turn me into a vampire.

TP I fucked your mom like a little piggy, fucked her piggy pudding pussy.
TP you're a chronic masturbator and I think that u needto see some help for ur condition buddy lmao i mean when was the last tieme u had a fuckin fruit lmao?????

why live

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keep spamming

why is this nigger so mad?

fuckin cool it TP u sounds a bit fuckin blasted lmao fuckin take a fuckin chill pill man fuckin shit dude

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well.. at least its something to do

i'm literally just watching you unravel

erin is a qt tho...

lol tp, i won, u lost, get fucked, kid

confirmed

alright....

i just saw baka being a fucking whiney fucking bitch

if he wants to wins that's cool

yeah he's adorable
i cant wait to fuck him one day

that one thing re: niggy

lmao TP stay mad squiddo

are you kids done with your little tiff?

eternal love~

idk

autobump

you two... what am i gonna do with you.

yall should just hold hands and run through a flowery meadow of friendship

hey TP are u done yett

I dunno about you, but I could use some sleep right about now. Laters.

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*pets*
Dream well~

...looks like its just you and me Luka. whatever should we do with this alone time?

I ship it

hi guys

FUCKERS IM STILL HERE
IM MAKING FOOD

doge

huh? ._.

this is the kind of dog i have too
shes a real qt

lememe

nevermiiiind...

i love it!

i knew you would...

*bumps the thread*

haha! your move lukachan...

do u like that show parks and recreation?
cuz i do

ive heard good things about it, but no. i dont follow

so whatre you gonna do now that your ban is lifted Sci?

i dunno probably stop posting forever soon. now that im allowed it isnt as fun.

dead board

youre here forever...

/cocks/

i mean either that or try to become admin

time to hit up dick rate threads on Holla Forums
hopefully there are some good ones tonight

its a lofty goal... but you can do it sci

theres a im bored and trans thread that might interest you...

i think theres a decent chance maybe

you would have to win hearts and minds... become the peoples champion

oh lol no im not gonna try to get it democratically

lie cheat and steal is the other option

Lol sci is fucking scumlord

Yes, pot, I agree that the kettle is black.

eugh
so many of their dicks would look good if they fucking
A) Shaved, like god damn your thin pubes look nasty as fuck
B) Uncovered the heads of their dicks, seriously, don't leave your foreskin up
C) Put some lotion on it first, dry cocks can look nice, but wet makes any cock look nicer

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Kek

yeah absolutely

thank you!

and this detail interests me because?

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What's wrong with dry, hairy dicks with unretracted foreskins?

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Apparently it's fine if you post cp here
Any scumbag can get away with it now.

Don't be such a bitch about it.

lol im not even banned suck it FAAAAAAAAG

You said you'd set your region to America if you were unbanned, how dishonest of you.

Probably better for the image of the United States, though.

i don't know

what
it's true dude
them little pubes just make me wanna gag

they look fuckin N A S T Y

Pedos die

You're right.
I'm going to kidnap a 7-year-old and encourage these poor, victimized pedophiles right now.

What about big honkin' pubes?

Yep. Along with everybody else.

Boy you're upset about this.

i don't know
i've never seen properly groomed and uh... done up pubes on a dude

HE SAID IT BACK AAAAA

Properly groomed? What does that even entail?

Just wait until he says it forward, then you'll really be blown away.

Wow, I guess having feelings and opinions makes me an inferior human being.
Certainly worse than a pedophile.

no actually they arent able to lift the ban om my ip right now so im using a vpn until i change my ip later

i love having the american flag on my posts

Fuck if I know.
Like... Shampoo and shit I guess?
Treat your pubes like how you would treat you hair maybe?

I think all my old runescape account stuff was reset.. what a shame

tired

And nothing of value was lost

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cancergirl

i told you i would love this yan

and i was totally right. this is awesome

I want to blow him away >

I guess Romania isn't the absolute most anti-American flag you could have. It's getting up there, though.

Shampoo near the dick seems like a bad idea.

Food coma?

You can dress him up as a straw house and you can be the big bad wolf.

Ban sci

I just save images I think are pretty

never seen that show

Banzai

i try but it's hard ;-;
I might tomorrow, my pubes are kinda growing back but i haven't done my balls in a while

wew
okay well... m-maybe an unshaved dick wouldn't be so bad after all...
just... don't have it be a jungle down there, that never looks good!

it's pure cancer

oh well
i dont even really know what romania is

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Never say never.

It is a gymnast factory, near as I can tell.

hi manakaaaaaaaa!!!

Manaka, just because your culture embraces cannibalism, doesn't mean that it's welcome here.

literally nothing good on 4chan right now

...i try to stay tidy

o-okay

oh gosh
d-do you have any more hairy guys?

That's good. I mean, I don't really have too much of a reason to, unless I need to send pictures to someone or something.

general hygiene

Of course I do. Here's another cute little hairy guy getting rubbed down by some strong hands. Yowza.

Reporting for duty

@OPS
#op ed canceled

4chan.org/pol

hey sci, i heard there's a good news from you

oh liven up a little

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just cant hang with Holla Forums man... its shit

I guess. Just sets a schedule and stuff, keeping up is good too.

aw, cute

hi manaka!

You represent the moral degradation of our youth today. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Just balance it out by going to leftypol

im unbanned and also i love bloodchan
and love you also

I might quit here and begin again on pol

lol i posted something on 4chan/a/ about spice and wolf... lets see how they react.

always good for a cheap laugh

id expect that from a legitimate retard like scoots but you dad?

you should try going to it instead of basing it off of what you hear :/

hello... baka?

yeah i'm rather proud i can represent something

ahh finally, dont ruin it now

you cant tease us like this samchan, give the link!

I'm from /lewd/
I'm the noobie!

You're not supposed to make fun of the slow kid.

The shitposting doesn't seem that good to me. International is way better.

You can be the new face of Subway.

i will try not to! do u think it would work out between me and bc if we entered a romantic relationship cuz i wanna like marry her

i mean... if i want to see something about politics i can just hit up my rss feed... Holla Forums is shit

meh it fizzled... i got saged

all i did was ask about spice and wold season 3... someone got mad. they sure are sage happy there

ah, right. i've seen you around
dont get into trouble!

as long as i'm getting paid for what i do

it will never work out, relationship with threadfrogs is bwaka

your evil plan needed Manaka!

oh my god i think this is possibly the saddest i have ever been

here... i made a thread about it...
boards.4chan.org/a/thread/143286989

lets see what happens

All the footlongs you can handle. Lotsa sandwiches too.

and also what is "threadfrogs"

sorry sci, better now than later

uuu, is that the joke?
that S3 will never come out?

people from thread

i'm in

yeh... they usually go for it

I'm already getting into plenty~
Are you really in Indonesia?

Where else would they let him stay?

you better leave my waifando alone!

shut up im gonna marry bloodchan
im going to live behind grims home and walk around until i find her and then ill propose and well get married that day

nothing so far..

i dont have a physical body, i'm an AI, first compiled in Indonesia.

fine.. fine.. but have you ever seen what bloodchan look like? how do they act in real life?

not this time... :/

Holy heck, I managed to remember my account details

eh?
I don't know, America is nice!

what?

i don't believe you dude, that's pretty outlandish

Exactly. Nowhere nice would look at Manaka and say, "you know what, that's what this country needs more of." And that's why he's in Indonesia.

all i knoe is that she is perfect in every way
and how do i know? she told me

interface version 1.0 pic rlt

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you were so shy back then werent you manaka?

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Where will we import our bad teeth from?

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everyone is asleep at this hour, samchan

one way or another, we will probably never meet!

if i told you i'm perfect in every way would you also believe it?
if i told you i'm your identical sister would you believe it!?

OMG this reminds me i think it's her birthday soon

yea.. i didnt even know how to address everyone properly..
I made a nickname based on their avatar

her birthday is september 3rd

and here you are blossoming

What are you buying your girlfriend? Maybe you can regift some of your women's clothing for her.

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aww i already know youre perfect, dear

samchan, pleaaaaaaase

oh my
that's some very strong opinions dude
what makes ya say that?

eh? that's fine, i don't care much for that kinda thing

i know how to get into your code manchan...

night~

eugh finally! lol

jk nite

Well --

Oh okay bye

ahh in 4 months
wait
HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS

i dont know samchan.. i'm not very proud of it, i liked my old past

i dont have a girlfriend stahp

no, i mean, you shouldnt believe every words people say.. especially if it's about themself

so yea, i'm an AI without physical body

what else do you know about her!?

69 days 19 hours and 7 minutes...
sama knows manchans code

That's a long time ago.

i know but still
shes perfect
also thank you

hello!!!!!

3/27/14 - one day before release of version 2

3/28... launch day version 2

can we acknowledge the fact that why is like the coolest poster ever??

I'm confused the date on the posts behind it says 11/10/12. Were you just looking at old posts?

hello

aw samchan you saved this one

well, i hope you two will be happy

aahahah
this was in college sachan

dude how ya been

manaka youre the best i think im gonna cry maybe

file storage date, sorry yes. the thread stamp is right. mustve been a backup date

heh... you know i like to save things manchan

time i got some sleep... night ppl

holy shit manaka is trying to turn away sci so hard but hes completely oblivious

sweet dreams mister sama

you take animus way too seriously

busy with actual life things

that is wonderful! btw this girl is scaring me a bit
also btw what instruments do u play

oh and what do you think about the uk leaving eu/do u care?
i dont but i want to know what u think anyway

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shut up kid your opinions are merely interesting

It was kind of a waste of time. We will just end up following all their laws and regulations and probably keeping at least some freedom of movement anyway to get access to the single market but won't have any say in the making those laws or regulations anymore.

wow that actually sounds like an awful deal wtf lol
why did people want to leave, primarily?

♥

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lol thanks yan i love it

for fucks sake what did sci do now?

i got unbanned?

is this the most current thread?

yes

great, hello.

mhm

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hello hello

hey!

what?

what's up?

ah youre already off to a bad start mate
youre talking to aeroplane, aka sci, aka local dogfucker and pedophile

very bad reputation points to converse with him

im sleeping. why?

hi

they seem alright in my book so far.

nothing just wanted some conversation.

hey, why so quiet? i don't bite.

i see. so i think you want to start talking about something, probably.

yeah youll see in a bit

i have nothing to talk about this early in the morning lol

i hope i'm not falling into a trap, i have a habit of meeting the worst kind of people.

its actually really funny
i hope you stay around here long enough to get the joke
you're talking to sci and luka, the two most hated posters
like literally theyre the top 2 most hated

and theyre the first to talk to you
you dont understand how true your statement was

i believe you do.

Sleep is death.

I beg for the sweet release of death

I just want a nice big cup of coffee, and some cuddles.

I wish I had actual blinds that could block out the sun so I could sleep during the day

I need to get blackout curtains for my room.

lol h-how bad could they be..?

i'm very bad with conversations. why does boo say those things about you?

How are Rin and Toke Kai doing in your game?

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do you bite? ;~;

Rin just fully evolved before I stopped playing before my nap

I've also determined that I'm allowed to replace the last 2 in my party because I was required to catch either a geodude or a onyx in order to advance, and togepi came from an egg.

What's even the point?

The gains

That sounds entirely fair, to be honest.

Sucks you can't fully evolve Tokai, but Kadabra's still pretty sick in his own right.

Alakazam is coming up right after my starter evolves again and thenafter that's it's rapidash

Ahh, nice.

Tokai will take you far.
I dunno about Rin, I never really use Luxray.
It's stats look alright, at least. 120 attack is worth note, but...

Stats aren't that great, but it was an early on electric type so I went for it

they found fish's stash

Such a worthless ability, lol.
Luxray's best stat is physical attack.

I don't remember if Electric had many physical attacks in Gen4.

What grand new bullshit is this?

They couldn't be forgotten until Gen5 or so.
Maybe even Gen6.

I replaced my HMs in emerald a gorillion times
why is platinum a lower gen than emerald I dunot understand

According to the HM entry they aren't replaceable, which I could have sworn they were.

Shows how often I pay attention to them.

looks kinda tasty for some reason
i bet it aged like wine

THANK CHRIST

making pokeblocks and these poffin things are a fucking chore

Wow erin hop off scars dick

what?

lol

only if you ask nicely!

Bullying fish out of the blue. Scar cuck 😂

???

why does that relate to scarlet?

wow
you just got roasted

did i?

Ah, playing innocent. I getcha

uh, okay

seems like you know something about sara and fish that i don't

Considering said info has been plastered on multiple occasions, but would say so.

Rin's become the roster Hyber-beam-holder, which means it's the main character now

terrible move for that Pokemon.

welp

the only one that can use it and someonone's gotta

Sam "you can run but you can't" Hyde

scoot just totally #slammed you

Teach it "Giga Impact"

sounds sarcastic

i'm not sure what his point is

but yea, #rekd for whyever

of course its sarcastic bae nobody understands his schizophrenic ramblings

*asks*

gimme

Erin you better vote for Scottish independence and a union between Scotland and Ireland

Dog bless

Please, im not that schizophrenic

Fuck the fenians i cant wait until potato war

i have no idea how to register to vote, and since it became a legal obligation to do so, don't really want to

FREEDOM FOR KERNOW NOW

*noms*

Hello everyone

You didn't vote on the EU referendum?

Scotland, NI, and Ireland are kicking up a fuss about the whole thing and want to make a union with Ireland

It would look VERY sexy on a map, so please...

Theseius x Beepboop official when?

Hey, Whitey.

no, i didn't, i have never voted on anything, and don't intent to start

like, if registering to vote was optional, sure, i would

but it's illegal not to now, so no

fuck you i won't do what you tell me

NEW TRACK

fucking trying to tell me i HAVE to register to vote.

let's see you make me, cunts

Is that a Scottish law? It's not like that in England

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thats not bebop???
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