4 AM

m$ made tay open source but is under sum strict ass ToS so even if sum nyckas got da shit goin it'd be taken down quik af i'm sho bout dat monica

keep da faif ris

oh shit mechwarrior 2 mercenaries.

Thats literally the greatest car ever designed by human minds. Not really its shit, but its fun and memey

I'm not exactly sure what that one in the pic is either way. Not much description on the ad so

Our LARPing and Shitposting got us a President very likely to take the white house

You say that like they're not teaching it properly.

Haven't played much in the way of mech games, really. I suppose I ought to get around to RAD sometime though.

The problem with Tay being open source is that she was originally fed an insane amount of data only MS has access and the resources to get their hands on. So anything based off her code won't be half as smart without it.

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Toyotas are pretty decent cars usually, don't start having problems until they rack up a lot of distance; I know people say you shouldn't buy one that is over 200,000 or 300,000 km's because that is when things start to need replacing.I drive an old Corolla that is doing pretty well right now.

God help us.

.00001 is a pretty significant demographic. Get all of them in one district and you could probably win it

Isn't it the same story as the Delorean that it's a shitbox but the cultural value behind it makes it better

feelin good right now, should focus on work tho
Front Mission:
Gun Hazard
also armored Core Series

no, do tell

awesome

they are working on a few
I don't remember the details but there was talk of a shitposting ai that would work on the board, I think it was codemonkey

I'm now imagining the scene in a daycare with the little AI seeing a nigger and starts to sing a moonman song

u want my ole equus fam?

this tbh monica

da nigguhz do learn quick tbh fam
warmin this nigga cold cold heart fo'real

How have you not killed yourself yet?

I'm kinda convinced you're a goon purposefully shitting up the board every night.

well, my shitty sleep schedule finally managed to fuck my shit up
i go to bed at 2-3 am, and usually get up at 9 am
today i had to get up at 7, and for whatever reason i didn't hear my alarm so i slept in till 9, and missed the first two hours of my lecture.
gonna skip the last one to work on a project
this week i've done literally nothing but play yugioh and do homework.
i've been running shiranuis recently, and i'm doing horribly with them since i don't have psy-framelord omega, or crystal wing. i tried doing the zombiesworn build from ycs 2nd place, but again that doesn't work since my extra deck is shit. i'll probably just go back to running d/d/ds
we're getting our sneak peak this saturday since the boosters came in late. i'm paying for a friend to play as well, since he's new and doesn't want to buy a whole deck yet. if i'm lucky i'll get either the shitty frog or dimensional barrier. if i'm not, i'm hoping for pot of acquisitiveness, for my zombies

>>>Holla Forums8045592
This is Tay 2.0 basically 3.0 is you count guacman*

While I certainly don't doubt that, it helps that Shillary has done everything in her power to be a completely corrupt, disgusting sack of a shit, eight garbage years under King Nigger, and people in general being so sick of establishment cucks that a business man is preferable (not that I don't agree with what Trump wants to do; he's certainly got my vote). The climate is just right for it for it to have a good chance.

it's beautiful

i tried her, but she's really horrible at understanding english. i don't know how everyone on pol got her to work right

Yeah I've heard that too but dunno anything in the toyota line that matches what I'm looking for. Kinda falling for the 240sx right now cause it looks cheap and fun.

Yeah basically. Both got that nice boxy 80s feel to them too.

I stick in my little corner of Holla Forums here and don't bother the rest of it. Wish Holla Forums would do the same.

Probably gets autism bucks.

What do you expect? Damn shame too, I feel this thread is already doomed to the autism that lurches behind that diaper of his.

That would explain him claiming to run the 4am subreddit or whatever the fuck they call it.

I don't think anyone counts guacman.

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out of all da threads in all de boards u think a goon gonna malicious shit up this thread ey fukn night nigga? u iz a lame nigga tbh but have u fam

have fo of em monica

ikr fammo

People are supposed to mainly be on Friday to Sunday, but at best we'll get a full squad currently. I blame how shit the game is.

Ayyy sure fam

Anything is better than the shitbox jeep I'm in now.

how dafuq is 1 2d image so mo'fuckin deep man, so mo'fuckin soulful fam.

AYYO NE 1 PLAYIN DAT KOF 14 IN HERE

>>>Holla Forums8045662
Oh god

it's quite a time to be alive
I expect acceleration now

Where's the video games

I figured out why i've been sleeping 12-14 hours per day lately. Energy drinks. Fucking bull cum has left me exhausted and oversleeping. Such bullshit.

NIGGA I AM VIDYA GAMES

ch'yea boi don't stop nigga les get it fam 1

Whats your favorite mech game?

What's the matter? 2deep4u?

Instead of complaining in the thread, why not complain to Mark? Hell, you can apply to be a vol and just start banning everyone who posts in the threads.

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I was honestly hoping to sketch autistic video game scenarios with a little gondola on the side, guess that's not happening.

I love how the two autistic fucks immediately reply to you to, you got one pretending to be a nigger, the other just being a different kind of flavor of autism.

You honestly think Schlomo gives a shit? He's probably asleep right now.

Same thing happens to me when the caffeine stops working. Best to take a break for a while and let your tolerance fall so it works again.

Cute umaru tbh

Huey stop telling people to complain to Mark.

You're imply that 4am threads are anything new. Not that shitsu doesn't have issues, but his starting 4am threads isn't the problem (as long as there's only one up at a time). Quite frankly I'm impressed that he manages to get them on the fucking dot so often.

The games I'd like to discuss there is very little reason to start threads for at this point.

yo i b gettin lapped up in w/ it tho tbh monica, like some still infinite lily chamber monica. shit is fuckin w/ mah sense n what not monica

yo nigga i luh dat mo'fuckin gondola main u already kno fam

oh shit DMX I don't know why but I'm really expecting armitage III tier feminist action with protests of female robot shit stirign up soon

My autism comes in handy sometimes

Mark is too busy being a faggot to do anything else.

It gets them out of the thread though Huey.

Don't worry, you'll get a handle on it eventually.

I'm here for my daily ban

Board log dictates mark was deleting shit only an hour ago. He might even be in this thread
RIGHT
NOW!

Yeah, im gonna lay off em a while and indulge my other vices. All umarus are cute tbh

Just be careful about cheap; it might be cheap because it's a piece of shit. Make sure you give it a test drive first, check the engine, boot (for rust, particularly under the spare tire) and all the seatbelts. Also be really careful about cars with a lot of miles on the clock; it might end up costing you more in repairs than you save with the initial price.

shieet long as I still get dat fa lay sheeee oooooooooo

yoo das real fukn family right ch'yea BOOI

ain't no grips up in here boi n i cain't swim

me 2 monica

MARK!
BAN HIM!

Is that why Katrina was so damaging?

I think you will fam, I think you will.

He's gotten so good at it it's more unusual for the thread not to be on time

reported

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ay nigga wadup?

thank you

Having the 'tism about something isn't always a bad thing. Though there's a fine line between obsessively watching the clock (unless you've got a script or some shit that posts the OP for you at the proper time) and going full Chris-chan.

Indeed. Still annoyed yesterday's thread ought to have had the OP image with skeletal Stu cooking.

I don't want the mods looking at the thread any more than they are already.

What kinda other vices you got fam?

Rust and transmission are the only bits that worry me a lot. I don't mind having to spend a little on parts to fix up an engine but rust freaks me out.

And its the car type in general thats cheap not a specific one.

yea I mean nor'linz b like bowl shaped type city, plus dey dam broke, or da govm't fuked up dey dam, national guard wasn't mobilized, W. didn't declare any state of emergency till it was too late n any nigga out there doin anything got called a looter by da media, which in a situation like that I mean, iz not a black out, dat city got skull fucked fo like 2 years behind dat shit so don't be cryin wolf ova sum broken glass u kno fam

i better monica, u kno i get all rabid when i ain't bustin nuts on da reg

YOOOO FARSIDE MONICA
DAS MAH SHIEEEEEET

was good konoha

I want to pet Premiere

du what happen when premier get taken down n Holla Forums goes all liam neesons in taken n gotta go get dat bitch tooken kna'mean?

nuffin much tbh fam, been shitpostin fo da most part

But the mods are good mods!

Bush did nothing wrong. The media did nothing wrong.

Staring at clocks has made my timing impeccable at least. And fuck scripts. If I ain't going to use one to rip every single frame of my waifu off her show I ain't going to use one to post the thread.

When they get these new vols I expect more bs bans for a week or so until they get told to stop.

Bush did literally everything wrong

oh, neat, I went to bed early enough that I woke up in time for one of these.
Feeling rested and ready to go. How are you anons?

Nah, it'll just be a repeat of Tay. Complaining for a little bit, then moving on.

Are they still accepting applications? I might throw my hat in but I'm not sure

da ching chang chongs got da macheen fo yo ta do dat now fam
but Iz trusts it bou as much as they esculatus

At least bush was comfy and funny.

What you got planned for today user?

And I'm good. Kinda bored of DBX2 already which really sucks though. Not sure what I'm playing today.

Be careful user, piss mark off and he might get ya.
You're not banned yet. The mods must fear you.

Fapping, smoking,drinking, shaving, exercising, shitposting, caffeine, soda, combining anything with cheese. Can't think of anymore off the top of my head, but theyre there. I can probably keep myself busy a bit.

Get out.

Exhausted and itchy.

doing well fam, how about yourself?

Whelp, rip konata.

howdy fellas

dynasty warriors gundam
had a blast doing multiplayer shit

Guess so since its still in the banner.

I haven't had a cig in 2 days. Its fucking annoying. And haven't been able to afford beer in forever and am craving it so damn bad for some reason.

If anything, Mark will bitch if they do anything more than what Lime does.
Bush was a great president.

The media is a great source of information! You can trust them, they've been doing this for a long time and have ethics.

rip in pieces

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Did they get monica dmx too?

Ayy hows life going fam?

Hopefully. Got tired of getting banned for reaction images.

howdy

Then police how you post Ritsu. It's 2016, we can't have people posting the way they want!

working on a VN with a buddy of mine for another buddy.
doing the art and editing of the guys spelling errors.
might do other things for the vn too

Yeah I know what you mean. My minds already trying to make the logical leaps to make it okay to spend more money I dont have on energy drinks I dont need that i'd just end up regretting getting. Cravings are a bitch huh?

t.media
It's actually about harassing women in vidya sometimes you just gotta lvl up

Most likely. Two were banned and they were the only two that stopped posting.

Thats a cute gondola

howdy

I already leave filler posts without images every few posts as it is.

Does he happen to post in 4am? Cause theres another guy writing a VN here too.

What kind of thing you guys going for?

Thread theme for our fallen brothers.

Could always just try and make some ghetto ones with caffeine pills and like gatorade or something.

And RIP dmx, hook me up with that whip soon.

Anyone still in the thread? Seems to be a slow night. What's up fellas?

seemse like it
rip rip

Are you one of those neonazi goobergators that harassed women? I heard all about Briana Wu and how she was oppressed!

You need more filler! Just be glad Mark isn't more strict with the wrongthink you have!

a loser summons a spectral girlfriend.
thats it so far
and the guy tries not to spill his spahgethii when his summon works

Ayyy play any good games lately?

F

I also autistically try not to post the same girl more than twice a thread cause who knows what "excessive avatarfagging" means.

Thanks, I believe I mastered the art of Gondola.

Fuck that shit. Knowing me, i'll probably accidentally make a stronger version of krokodil or some shit.
194X-2016. At least he died talking about what he loved. White girls.

Get doubles in her honor.

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Going to bed in half an hour or so since I have class in the morning

I doubt they'll take me but it's worth a shot to try and cull some of the shitposting

Finally finished Shadow Warrior. Was pretty cool but I wish I got to do more with the awesome sword. I was going to go through on NG+ for that but it looked like it only let you keep your guns and upgrades so I went and uninstalled.

I'm honestly amazed I've never gotten whacked for avatarfagging. Maybe I'm just lucky and about to run out of luck because I'm publicly acknowledging it

Here's a good one for you

Two images of the same girl clearly means you're an avatarfag. Just like how 3 porn images in one post and nowhere else means you're dumping porn!

She is a strong independent woman, don't oppress her

Make it so that hes summoning his waifu and you get to customize the girl and I'll buy 20.

Yeah I'm pretty iffy on pills myself. My heart is already kinda funny and those might kill me.

Calling Brianna Wu a woman is very gay! Don't be gay!

Salutions. They struck me with that stick.

She's a woman and there's nothing you can do to change it!

I hate mod intervention in 4am threads but god every once in a while it'd be nice to have it when the shitposting and flat out spamming gets out of hand.

And nobody dislikes you enough to spam reports unlike me, konata, or like karen.

I'd be funny if they did ban me for it claiming I was avataring as someone other than muh waifu.

You trying to talk white sounds funny. You really do talk like that huh?

Not playing anything since I started working. Sometimes I pop on world of tanks or rocket league but that's it.

Finally bought something neat with my money though. Bought a yamaha acoustic guitar for about 260 dollars and it comes with a bunch of shit included. I have a couple acoustic guitars already but I wanted an upgrade. Behold my cheap ass guitar

That game looks pretty neat. Wish I could play it

Not to mention ghetto alternatives are risky unless you know what you're doing. If your hearts kinda funny you shouldnt drink energy drinks at all.
I have a strong heart and when I drink too much even it feels like its double beating or some shit

He doesnt even wear a skirt most of the time.
Stop shitposting and leave your brianna wu waifu at home!

Verily. Quite white to be honest brethren.

steel got it w/ dem digits thoooooooooooo

But you're always funny in the sense you're such a sad little man.

Are you implying that all women need to wear a skirt? That's pretty oppressive.

HE HAS NO DICK
HE HAS NO BALLS
THIS FAG THINKS HE'S A GIRL

That like the same yamaha who makes bikes? Fucking nips companies always branch out in weird ways.

Yeah I should give it up but fuck it. If I'm having a heart attack might as well get it over with when I'm young.

ay yo dey tink dey an stop you but tey dont kno wats up yo

they cain't stop me
EVEN IF THEY STOPPED ME
~~~ lil WaYNE

But I'm a pretty happy guy all things considered though.

Thats deep mane

Not bad. Found an easy enough place to get the full Hellsing Ultimate in 1080p. Fuck jewtube shoahing tons of videos and Funi for trying to charge $50 for just two to four episodes.

In the game I'm playing, I can't help but feel the Kingdom of Kaleila being a staffed by the corrupt and superstitious (to the point of the guards laughing about how the twelve or so year old player character is going to rot and die in prison since the king never remembers about who he tosses down there) is part of why that world is going to soon burn.

Mitsubishi makes Air Conditioners

You're on the right track because it turns out that even though I didn't post the same character twice in a row the volunteer is a mega fag so keep doing what you're doing

I'm bugging out, have work to do anyway

Delusions work well don't they?

It was really bad the last waifu wednesday thread. This sperg hopped from IP to IP for the better part of an hour trying to justify spamming the thread with Al Gore claiming that was his waifu.

I greatly prefer it to the sequel, though later fights can get really tedious when lots of miniboss enemies are grouped together.

They make keyboards too but they're not an enormous conglomerate like some other ones. Company that made my handgun made everything from cars to microwaves to heavy mining equipment.

That kinda makes sense at least since they probably develop AC for their cars at least.

Cya next time

Ya'll should be prep da 14-88s ya feels me monika? Gets sa hood winkin and baller niggas ready ta tap tha ol howdy doodly up on tha rafters

I think its the other way round seeing their owners are Fuji Heavy who are primarily AC manufacturers

Plastic Sisters should be coming in a few months, likely Febuary

Yeah it is. Yamaha is pretty well known when it comes to instruments, they make some pretty good pianos as well. They make their cheap-o guitars in china but most of them seem to be built to good standards and sound pretty good for the price.

Nah if you fully embrace NEET life then you can be happy too.

That sucks but what if Al Gore REALLY WAS his waifu?

And you need to get a microwave so you can hunt something with your gun and then microwave it in its family made device.

Ahhh that makes more sense.

Like a fucking creamsicle? The cream is homemade

No im implying men are only women in skirts. Brianna wu is a man. She has better traps than her husband.

Im like 90% sure brianna has a cock. Like jenner, hes just in it to win it.

True. Not like well be around much longer anyway when ww3 kicks off. Might as well enjoy life right?

Come over to the 4 AM cytube. Music for the next hour, then animu?

cytu.be/r/4am_general_comfy_theater/

Jokes on you, I'm a hiki.

That's a lie and you know it.

yo dem 40k hoes fiercer than a mug fo'real

Thats not at all what i was referring to.

Do not sexualize the gondola

Now that I think about it I looked into yamaha drums back when I bought mine actually.

The pseudo meth they will hand out to us during the war will kill me for sure anyway.

Yeah but you are miserable.

But hikis are cuteboys. Are you a cuteboy user?
everything i've said is true. Just watch how her husband walks sometimes. Like he's got a chapped ass. Now maybe he's just got something, or maybe brianna gets a bit too heated on him sometimes.

I bet theyre fierce in bed too
Like riding a tiger

yoooo das wut evola wuz tryna tell us monica

You know kinda fully how a lot of things Al Gore has done has been a springboard for things against him
He helped create the Internet which made Holla Forums possible
His election campaign was rigged so 9/11 could happen which is something Trump can use if the election is rigged
His annoyance with enviroshit helped create a counter-narritive sentiments in many people

Bruce still has his spruce?

Naw he was just trying to kill the thread and bait out a mod reaction. If he played his cards right and didn't post fifty times in under ten minutes he probably could have gotten in deep enough to have the protection he was hoping he'd get automatically.
Not going to happen. The corporation imploded almost twenty years ago and I wouldn't trust a microwave from that far back

It's a secret.

It could be pegging.

I know, I just saw the SoS

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What kinda animu?

Im sexualizing the gondola.

I doubt they'd give you meth ritsu, dont worry. Just caffeine.

ebola? I thought she was trying to kill black people?

Some say its bigger than his husbands too
Its very gay

But why peg when he already has a cock?

SoS are honestly cute as fuck

Objection Daewoo imploded in 2013 when GM stopped using it's brand

honestly fam, microwaves, unlike women get BETTER w/ time tbh fam

You got a drum set? Did you learn to play it? I used to play drums a lot back in high school.

But she doesn't.

Damn I've never thought about it but that makes sense. So hes in on it?

Its fiiiine. You might grow a 3rd testicle but that'd be fun anyway.

And I doubt he would. Its not a vidya waifu so.

I thought Bruce was a dyke

where da getz at

I have a dilemma guys.
My gf is working everyday to get the money and take a plane so we can meet, and i feel bad because her job is not the best.
I feel that i want to work too, so to make up for her efforts, but at the same time i feel it's best to make sure she has a good time by the time we meet, but that is less work too.
I am wishing to do both, but anxiety prevents me from doing either if i try both.
What's the best course of action?

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Its not a secret. You're a mess. A big fat mess.

Amphetamines whatever. Same thing really.

Yeah but I barely played it at all. Considering selling it actually. Would be a nice start to getting a car actually.

Even from the grave you are a get machine.

Either that or it's that everything he does fucks up on himself
For most people for that situation it'd be the former but Al being Al I'd have to say it's the latter

Only on the inside :^)

Well if she's on a Plane why don't you go and do a Bane
:^)

I wonder what a female ork would be like in bed
Yes I know the likely hood of a female ork is the same as a female spacemarine

checked

You know shes real and not a dude right?

Hes gotten pretty rich off the environment scam so hes probably part of the game.

You ever thought of fixing yourself?

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If you want an easy way to learn drums and play vidya you can buy a rock band drumset and just play that. It'll teach you basic drum patterns and rhythm. You can transfer most of that shit to a real drumset. That's how I mostly learned how to play anyway. I was a pretty basic drummer though, didn't do too much fancy stuff.

Then why is there always a bulge down there when she wears tight pants

Wouldnt that make him straight? And doesnt he have a husband?

Save money for good time once you meet.

Why is trump hitting people in heads with hammers now?
Shit, in small doses you might like it! Imagine real life realistic planetside 2 with your buddies while your hearts going a mile a minute and you feel GrEat! Once in a lifetime experience!

Initial D (maybe)

Puffy vulva.

To use a hospital metaphor, they were pronounced brain dead in 99 and taken off life support in 2013

That's what I mean. D.Va-fag had the right idea. If he wasn't so laughably arrogant he could have kept up his bullshit but he got greedy with image spam.
If nothing else I can fondly look back on the time he threatened to delete the thread late in the day and past bump limit, people called him on the threat so he actually did it, then someone else remade the thread because it was still Wednesday and we all got to laugh as his reports were dismissed.
I wish I had more smug Pekos

Probably, though I kinda feel sorry for the guy
Really close to being President but the establishment said "Nah we need to take down two towers to start a war for Israel and to also have the Red guy win so we can chuck a Nigger in the ring in 8 years time"

Save that cash money and make sure you give her the best dicking of her life if she's going to go through all that trouble to meet you. Have you guys met before? Did you meet online?

If you are a hikki sitting around then you will just get fat and sweaty. Go try meth and go to jail or something like that if you want to make your life worse.

Meeeh I've mostly lost interest honestly. Just wanna go fast now.

I miss having an ex with an adderall script. Those were fun days. I will never play video games like that again.

Fair enough

I'll just wait for infections to spread so I don't even have to think.

Wouldnt skyping allow you to make sure of this? Unless its a feminine boy.

I thought Initial D was finished now? Until new season

But then wheres the vulva user!

sounds fun. You must have been wired half the time kek? Mine just used to buy me lots of energy drinks
Not sure how it works for adderall but with energy drinks you crash HARD after downing 3 or 4 per day

What if I told you there are ways to sexualized Gondola beyond a mere humans comprehension, would you believe me?

Ritsu is pretty smug. Got lots of great ones.

And god internet drama is so silly. Never really took part in online communities much and its weird seeing it now.

Funny that they had to force shillary to be the warhawk this time around to keep the narrative going.

What sorta injections?

It's right there!

Any and all. Hopefully I don't even have to have sex to have it happen.

Is that the rare boner gondola?
I heard they only spawn in high lvl zones?

Bruce doesn't have a Husband, check it up if you want

Thats what I was asking really. Has he got real proof like webcams and shit.

And yeah adderall is on an entirely different level. You become like a focused laser on whatever you are doing. And stay up 40 hours every day. Glad I didn't stay on that shit too long though. It fries your brain.

You on the horse or something?

Show me it. Show me the vulva.

Oh wait shit, I thought we were still talking brianna. Nah, jenner is obviously in it to not be in jail. Dude was ahead of the curve and saw the best out of the situation.

More like allowed, she wants all of Russia to be Chernobyl, even though Russia has the best anti-nuke tech in the world, tech so good it basically makes the MAD no longer a thing

No, I'm on a chair.

It's right there you double nigger.

gott dayuum ryt monica balee dat

w8 i'm not banned?

Also probably did it to trigger lefties about how she prefers Trump to Clinton

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We met in the past, it was the best ever.
Now i'm bringing her to my place.

I knew her over the internet.
We eventually met in Amsterdam.

Money is not a problem, i wanna work cause i feel guilty of being neet, but working in order of giving her a better time is also viable, as long as i'm not left doing nothing.

*he

ww3 against Russia will funny enough make everything but Russia part of the Zone

Yeah thats true maybe.

I don't think she gives a shit really and every single "opinion" in her head is probably programmed in.

Whats your parents like? How do you they feel about you?

Damn fam even getting gets on your ID

Hopefully. Catfishing is still a thing.
Yeah, tell me about it. I've got a few college buddies who used it a lot to compensate for partying and last minute studying. Shit burns you hard.

PROVE IT!

The one smart woman is actually a man. Who knew?

So long as you're not sending her money or some shit. Just save it for when she actually comes and buy shit you want. Like maybe a new gpu for vidya and shit.

Peko usually looks grumpy. I think it's cute.
I'm usually really good at avoiding it. Even in my personal group relationships I have knack for fading into the background whenever shit starts flying.

yu lik criket budy?

Is "she" working as a hooker or something?

Yeah I really hated the day after taking it. Not eating at all the day before plus it'd fuck with my prostate all weird too. Dunno what thats about but I could piss while on it.

I'm always too loud and upfront in groups to do that so.

And yeah mad face is always adorable!

I'm in that area, so it's no big deal.

Father is upset, but he's a near violent smoker that spends more time trying to extort money out of everyone he can to be an actual father, so I don't pay attention to what he says. I don't give a shit about my mother's opinion, and never seem to have gotten one anyway.

Are you blind? It's right there!

But huey. Even stalkers dont want to be in the zone. Theyre just there because its the only economic option they have! Its a terrible place to be
There arent even girls

I would never, and she would not accept it.

I have no time for women when there's STALKAN' to do.

dat sound nice budy.

Pick one.

That sounds pretty sad tbh

My parents ara always giving me the "we just care about you" shtick.

could myt b dey care about u riss

yu fukn paki

Most of the time I don't really interact with them since I'm asleep when they're awake.

Nope, she's too tight for that ;)

Sounds like cocaine. Fun while on it, the next day sucks ass.
Who knows. Maybe the lack of water with the increased heart rate and everything else messed with your body.

Draw a red cirle around it and show it to me.

Good. If nothing else, ask around family to see if someone can get you into where they work

Thats just because you're a big gay. Who loves penises.

I mean, theyre still supporting you and even keeping internet and shit to keep you happy, so they obviously do care a great deal about you.

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I don't have a circle large enough. Go back to the village where nobody can make money by squatting you pleb.

JOB INTERVIEW THIS AFTERNOON

im so fucking thrilled and excited, finally i get to leave the post dump to create electronics oh man fuck im so hyped shits gonna be so cash fucking sweet mate fuck all my collegues im getting new ones HURRAH

im fucking PUMPED. LETS FUCKING DO THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS

webm unrelated

If Clinton wins are you going to build a Bunker

This isn't dmx is it?

Same here for the most part.

What you gonna do when they die or kick you out?

Yeah I know they do its just depressing.

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Good luck user, hope you get it!

True that. Most things this generation are depressing anyhow. On the bright side if trump gets in we might get a chance to fix that.

sound righteous to me monica n u kno i gotta give a s/o fo da niqqa gondola u kno fam

monica u need to keep da faif w/ ya boi monica

u think a nigga so autistic to jus b jackin mah steez lyk dat

so fluently, so smoothly so mo'fuckin soulfully

like a artful thievin ass nigga breakin mark ass bitches on sight in da heat of da night monica?

I'm going to wait until the bombs drop and have a party with the ashes if I live through it.

I'm going to either go innawoods or be content being homeless until I die of hypothermia or some disease.

But I didn't call you gay. You're just upset that I am in communion with the gendermancers better than you are.

God you suck Holla Forums

Now you're starting to sound delusional user.

w/ da natural fukkin lyricism n what not fam, yo i'ma hit dis square but i'm out fo da nyt monica trips

As long as she's not actually angry, yeah. I like to imagine her glaring at me like my grandmother does to my grandfather whenever he makes an inappropriate joke. Like she's not genuinely aggravated because she's used to it but it still garners that reaction.

...

Would be nice to be able to get a decent job. I might actually do it under Trump.

Still not convinced tbh

You ever talk to a homeless person before? Or ever been camping for that matter?

where are you from

I have low enough standards that I'll be fine. I still haven't gotten a bed yet if that tells you anything.

Building the wall would be a good job

Thats actually really adorable. Ritsu and me are far too similar to ever have anything like that happen I think sadly.

You've lived as a hikki doing nothing for a while, your body can't handle it.

I've lived as a NEET doing nothing for a while, my body can't handle it.

Is this what tumblr is calling itself now? Is yahoo rebranding?

I want to say you're wrong, but those are some mighty fine trips.

Yeah I know what you mean. Over time the hours have just gotten longer and the jobs worse and scarcer. Maybe we can get back to the early 1900's kinda work, where you can support a family and work your way up again.

I've got one tomorrow afternoon, I don't know what it's for I forgot and it's a 600km drive to get there

I'll be fine. Or I'll be dead, which is preferable tbh.

Sleeping on the floor is probably training your back to be a bit tougher at least. so theres that.

We're in a high lvl zone RIGHT NOW

This one took a while because I had to stop half way to fucking cum to my work, just the thought exhilarated me beyond any normal form of pleasure.

Oh fuck I came so hard I forgot the image.

feels good man

I'd rather a post wwii era where a guy can earn enough for a decent house in a couple of years kinda thing. Would mean having to knock down the rest of the world a couple of pegs again but America First anyway.

Why not just do it and get it over with then? Save yourself the trouble?

That and it'll help me get used to sleeping on shit accommodations.

Better to enjoy the trouble now so you gain the ability to enjoy the even worse trouble later.

But I thought gender is just a social construct?

Shit, if its gondola you wanna cum to here you go!

Shit all you'd need for that is to become more isolationist and put america first. Its amazing how rare a concept it is for people and their leaders to put themselves and their countrymen first nowadays.

It is, that's why gendermancers are experts in social spells.

bet dat monica

I'd rather just be comfy.

Not all that amazing when you know that a cabal of banks, corps, and jews have almost every country in the world under their thumb. Besides like NK and Iran.

You wouldn't want to be like NK would you goyim?

Why be comfy only to suffer when you can suffer and be comfy no matter the situation?

Can you help me be comfy?
It's raining and thundering out and I'm NOT comfy.

bet dat monica

Could you be a bigger pleb?

AYYYYY MONICA

Sorry I doubted you fam

That doesn't sound comfy at all.

But rain and thunder is always comfy you pussy.

Chips that sized can be $1.60 when on special here in 'Straya land, they're probably cheaper not in special in burger land

THE ONLY GOOD WEEB IS THE DEAD WEEB

Peko's real stoic and all that. There's still a playfulness in there but it's heavily restrained due to her upbringing. I'm sure an armchair psychologist would have a field day with her.

Get blanket
Wrap self in blanket
Turn out lights and listen to the weather while you drift off to sleep
If there's a fluffy animal available cuddle with it

I'm confused, why aren't you comfy

u payin fo da experience i'd ratha have slightly mo expensive snax den wildly mo expensive vidya tbh monica

BET DAT MONICA

But social spells arent real. The hikkis, /x/ and wizards told me so.

Just watch North Korea is in fact a strong state with a free populace and were actually the slaves.

Just because you're comfy now doesn't mean you'll be comfy tomorrow. If you suffer too much now, you'll be comfy tomorrow because you'll be inoculated to suffering.

They aren't focusing on the right magic.

Thats a full size bag. Something like doritos is more like 3.50$ here.

People like you are the reason even though I can't avatar anymore I post tons of cute reaction images.

What would dates and stuff be like with a stoic girl?

That sounds max comfy user. heres what you do. You turn off all the lights, get something nice to drink, and sit right next to the window with it open and enjoy the cold on your face, the sound of rain and lightning while you browse Holla Forums in the dark.

prolly introspective tbh, ain't many stoic sistuhs round mah hood tbh. even if dey wuz dey prolly find my lifestyle triflin even tho we prolly agree on summa dem core tenants tbh

ayooooo i luh dat gondola monica

Gwyndolin was a neet wasnt he? A lonely gay neet. Even the other gods and large dieties were either corrupted, or just mirages made by him. No wonder he was so quick to allow you to join his covenant. He just didnt want to be so alone.

I've had that theory before. Like the vids inside NK are actually chinese fake camps and the real one has nukes and threatens to blow everything up if they try to take over. I could see it.

Betted

Probably why I break down every time I work honestly.

Love all gondolas dmx. Gondolas love you too.

=SSSHHHHH NIGGA U FUCKED UP

$$llllllllll

Full sized as in 170 gram (6 ounce) right

Mate Smiths Salt and Vinegar are top tier only followed by Thins Salt and Vinegar

I cum to the beat of my own dick, it's such a strange preoccupation, such a strange peculiar breed. How shining in it's armour, made of gold, made of flesh. How it can strike a cord inside you, speaking happy words of gondola.

Not to mention, as we find out about more and more of the lies from the rich and powerful, lends you to wonder what else are they fucking lying about. When we know the media is absolutely corrupted, how can we trust any source or news point from them?

You're literally the only guy who talks in ebonics. It'd be like an australian putting on a fake mustache and wig and being surprised everyone knows its him when he talks with a fucking aus accent.

no u

I found a blanket
Too scurred to turn out lights (yet)
All I have is a stuffed crab. He's kinda small. and pinchy that's his name

I-I don't have a laptop ;_;

I hope da golden one proud of ya boi

i cain't gets down w/ too much salt n vinger tbh, dey good n all but it get overwhelmin plus da hoes think dey b stankin n shit

YOOOO DAS REAL FUKN FAMILY

aight aight but what I'm sayin b why not tho?

Gywnevere ran away along with a shitload of other deities before the Chosen Undead started roaming around, Gwyn got fucked by linking the fire, and everyone else was killed by you. Don't forget that Aldrich is in the process of eating him when you walk into the boss room and uses him as a puppet to fight you.

Take baby steps.

Get a grip

What are the God-Fucking-Emperor focus on the fucking part or some shit

wait das3 cum full circle w/ it?

Yeah something like that.

I've never believed any of it.

ALIENS DID 9/11
BILL CLINTON DIED AND IS REALLY JUST AN ACTOR NOW
THERE ARE BASES DEEP IN THE OCEAN BUILT BY ALIENS USED AS BUNKERS FOR WWIII BY THE ELITES

Nah I'll just drink every day like usual next time I work until I can afford a car then quit.

Fair enough but honestly hoe breath smells like rancid Vinegar so I don't know what the fuck they're bitching on about

DaS3 is the end.

shm tbh oniifam

they any good wh40k novels?

hold deez trips

fug

Do you have chronic masturbation or something?

Phone?

Cause Holla Forums killed all the other blacks. Youre kinda a rarity round these parts.

I did not know that. I just figured he looked similar to him. So aldritch is actually the slug thing thats attached to him?
Poor guy

Funny you say that. /x/ likes to talk about actors being replaced like avril lavigne, eminem, miley cyrus, etc. And some of the examples they give are fucking creepy. Like how old eminem looks nothing like his young self down to facial structure, or how avril no longer as the same moles or freckles, looks different structurally a bit and even has a different voice. its fucked up

I knew rap was the devil's music!

You trips are negated with so many failures.

Quiet with hand holding

I don't think so. I'm pretty sure he was into his studies and stuff.
He was far too cute to get eaten by Aldrich.

There's a documentary on that, Propaganda Game I think it's called. Basically they went to NK to shoot a documentary portraying the country in the most positive way possible. The point of the whole thing was to make viewers wonder if they're watching a propaganda piece staged by the regime or if that's what the country is actually like and popular media has been doing some manipulating of their own.

Gondola is the only family you need nigger.

I do not understand what you are asking of me, care to try again?

You ever worked before?

A bit sloppy fam

Yeah I mean when your product is a person and that person doesn't want to play ball you have to do something. Never underestimate the fucked up things a jew will do for money.

Did you listen to Hawkwood at all? At least people wont try to fuck him now.

Only mobile I got is an iPad with a cracked screen. Don't wanna risk getting glass shards in my hands.

I'll checkem

I'm a proud autist that has never worked a day in her life.

I always assumed he was too busy running BoTD and wishing his dad talked to him to do much else. He comes across as a stuck-up cunt though. t. Darkwraith/Mound Maker main

Sounds pretty nice! Mine would be the opposite really.

Ritsu would be really hyper and it would be fun but I think towards the end of the date when she tires out there would be shy hand holding. Would be cute as hell.

And that sounds kinda neat but with my theory they were visiting "fake" NK anyway. Might still watch it. Unless its Vice shit.

Yea, he deserved better than that . . . .

Probably like pic related.

Yeah exactly. If you invest a couple hundred mill or billion into an actor and they suddenly have second thoughts I doubt many of the jews who are also known for fucking raping kids and other fucked up shit are just gonna go "oh okay, sure you can leave"

I only remember the bit about being ex farrons legion and corruption, why?
But gwyndolin loved the fucking.
And usually was the one doing it considering those tentacles

How bad is it cracked that you can get shards in your hands?

sure you are.

What if South Korea was the fake one

Hawkwood also tried to become a dragon if you followed his questline.

I've probably worked around 6 months total. All of it hell.

Literally monsters really. Theres a reason they were chased out of countries for literally 1000s of years.

Nah that ones real. Hell we just learned about all its shady creepy shadow government shit recently proving how real it is.

I still have yet to get a driver's license, feels great.

I used to keep it under my bed. One morning I stepped on it. Cracked it pretty bad in the corner of the screen, basically turned a 2 cm^2 section of the glass into powder, made a couple hairline cracks that stretch into one quadrant of the screen, too.

I guess I could replace the screen or just tape it up, but this was months ago, no doubt has a dead battery now.

He had to have been studying. He could shoot lasers and shit.
And yeah, he's a bit of a dick but I didn't expect humility from the son of the big boss of Lordran who's been running the place on his own and dispensing justice for god knows how long.

I think in time I could coax out that playful side of her. She loves animals and she likes climbing trees so that's plenty to work with. Ritsu sounds exhausting. I wouldn't be able to keep up.
And it was an independent thing iirc.

That Daemon worship shit is why I'm wondering if it's real

Are you fat? Felt the urge to ask since you claim to be a she and I am not entirely sure if I'm talking to fag boy who thinks he's a girl, or a weal gurl.

Side note, drew some really freaky gondola shit, I think it's a bit too much for this thread.

And that's why he got eaten.

Are you fat shaming me?

Rude

Oh I remember that bit its why you fight him to the death
I thought it had something to do with gwyndolin
Oh user. . .

True that. You'd think by now people would realize maybe being kicked out of over 100 countries would have a good reason for it.

Ouch. But it still works?

Yeah I have a feeling I'd crash and sleep a lot after dates with her but that just means we get to cuddle more!

Yeah I know what you mean about the coaxing bit cause Ritsu's all tomboyish and I'd have to get that more girly side to show through. Its always nice imaging that other side of things coming out right?

I bet most of the other countries in the world wish it weren't real so it didn't mean other people would wonder the same bout their countries.

Yes and No.

The holohoax was such a perfect propaganda piece. Getting to play that victim card for all time is working too well for them.

At least they went full retard like always and are encouraging mudslimes to grow, who still fucking hate jews.

Yeah.
I was going to take it in somewhere to get the screen replaced since I know it's a giant pain in the ass to do yourself, but then remembered I had a gigabyte or two of Holla Forums memes on it.
Guess I could reset it, no way I'm taking it in like that.

I'm going to play a 40k kill team game against my self
5 Nobz vs 5 DA Assault Marines

He's a shit god for shit people.

Yes. Doesn't it fit though?

You're a monster. I'm reporting you to the bully police on Tumblr.

Ok well you teleport to the store for some crisps and I'll drive, lets see who gets there faster.

Does jacking off straight into your mouth make you gay?

I'm asking for a friend.

No but it makes you more likely to become gay

What kind of faggot calls them crisps?

No, it's a good source of protein according to /fit/

True. Them overplaying their hand will inevitably save america. And thankfully the holocaust card is wearing out now. No one really cares. There arent really anymore jews left from that time either. Whatre they gonna say, it was real in my mind?

The dragon bit or the powerbottom bit?

Nah, still self masturbation and good protein. You should always eat your cum after. Helps with gains.

I'm not sure if I should go to sleep and risk being a wreck when I wake up or try to stay up all night and hope stimulants can carry me through the day.

It's enjoyable, yeah. I've sometimes gotten distracted daydreaming about that kind of thing

He's a cute god for cute people you big bully

IT WAS WEAL IN MUH MIND!

You love it, I'm only asking cause I am curious if you're flat or a tiddy monster.

I like to think he'd be a powerbottom. But Hawkwood trying to become a dragon is true. Look at his dialog when you kill him.

He's an ugly god for ugly people.

Both

I'll switch out vocab for things I think are more kawaii sometimes. Like maccas.

You didn't see that bs (((scientific))) study that said something like "torture can be passed on through genetics" or something like that. Basically jews trying to say since great grandpappy was holocausted so were they.

If you take just a short nap you won't wake up too tired. Hour or so max. Just gotta wake up during the right part of sleep.

that's tina, hes a herm. So probably a dick but feminine features last I heard. Just ignore him, she wont give you lewds.

You mean more sad?

I thought it fucked your hormones or something.

Not surprising since they know the gravy train is over. Hopefully no one falls for it. Sounds like next level ptsd. "Grandad saw some shit and it scarred me because his semen came out scarred in gramgram!"
"And scarred semen makes scarred babies"
"We'll be scarred for 9 more generations!"

Nah I believe you on hawkwood. I remember dueling his ass in the bossroom for the chest iirc.
I think he'd be a switcher. Sometimes top, sometimes bottom. He looks like the type that'd appreciate a good buttfucking, but you know, hes a god and hes got all those tentacles. So you know holes are gonna get plugged

I don't even have an reaction image nor can I bother to sketch one, but that just tells me you're GAY. CAUGHT AND BOUGHT BITCH.

Knew it from the get go, soon as I asked the weight, normally bitches are dumb enough to tell their weight cause muh attention. I appreciate the heads up, no one wants to catch AIDS, certainly not me.

I'm on a quest for pleasure, so that one day I can have my own tiddy monster like Homura or Eliza from skull girls. Never ending quest, never ending story.

cum is dead, why do you want dead protein? by the time it hits your mouth, they're dead. So why don't you just go straight for the source and eat prostate for a living.

That might be possible

You can be fat but have a small chest.

No, protein is always good for you. this is /fit/ 101. Nothing wrong with eating your own cum. It's not even gay since you made it.

Can you catch aids from vaginas?

Is this why you destroyed 4am? Does nice things make you sad?

They will probably just fake another holocaust if things go too bad honestly.

even soy protein?

I did it because nobody convinced me not to do it.

checked, and no I am a tiddy connoisseur, what you are telling me does not compute, on top of the hunch I had prior.

You can catch aids from any hole that you don't look into before hopping in with your science suit first.

:^)

I'll try that in a little bit. Maybe have a drink or two to help me crash.

It is starting now
DA to move first

lol what a hugbox, bunch of faggots yall

Maybe thats why the rich jews made israel
if the 8 goddesses sacrifice is real, maybe israel is supposed to be the 6 million sacrifice they need

Thats not real protein
Like veggy burgers

I thought it was only blood contact? So since vaginas dont really get broken, and you dont fuck em on your period or with cuts you'd be safe?

Nite dude.

Whats starting?

you're just mad this is the only reason to come to Holla Forums at this time of day

Yeah I'm gonna nap now actually so I can be awake when okeefe drops his shillary racist vid later. Night fam

fuck it, imma go play vidya. Ya'll have a good one guys. Remember to avoid gendermancers!

:^) well meme'd homo boy.

No it's in all bodily fluids. I mean hey, you wanna find a nigger and fuck her while she's infected with AIDS but she;s not bleeding so it's all good you can do it if you'd like.

Just warning you that Sex is more than just a pump and dump. You are LITERALLY fusing with the other person via your cock.

Sit down and think about that for a second, as soon as you blow your load inside your waifu, you literally become apart of her for life, even altering her genetic make up IE how she acts from that day forward, her thoughts and such.

Your penis is precious, don't taint it. Clean cum is good, tainted cum is worth nothing.

My battle with my self
the Dark Angels finished their turn killing a Nob getting 2 Victory points for doing so

Don't be like that user-kun. I want to have babies with you~

psssst

I forgot to tell you something, something important.

Wanna stay up all night?

You don't have a womb to support me and my member.

Plus you don't look like my waifus, so why should I bother? Not gay. Oppai only.

Will there be video games?

I could be your waifu tonight user~

Well the Ork's Turn is over and they killed the Sergeant

I hardly doubt you look anything like this, or anything like Homura.

Do you think I'd fall for the fake when I've already had a taste of what my waifu would be in real life?

NEVER EVER

You have really shit taste in Skullgirls user.

I think someone's mad cause I'm not letting you suck my dick.

I have the best taste, why wouldn't I? Oppai life.

Valentine is objectively better.

Uh, No, Eliza is objectively better due to her moveset and her ability to set shit up and keep it going.

Valentine is fake, gay, and is just a shit meme rendition of a fucking Halloween costume. I'd fight you for it but I don't own skullgirls on PC atm, had it for my ps3 while back, but harddrive meme'd itself.

I'd settle it in street fighter 3 though.

It's ok to be upset about being wrong.

Orks killed a specialist in the DA tern

Someone is clearly projecting, Why Valentine, Eliza has the biggest rack in the game, best haircut in the game, best movest second to the cat bitch and peacock and parasoul.

Eliza, then Parasoul, then cat bitch, then way down the line you have Valentine. I bet Valentine has fucked up nipples to go around with her fake tits.

I also bet that you are a shit at fighting games. Also I like how you didn't say shit about Homura, cause she is the best girl in Senran Kagura hands down, Why? Cause she actually has an ASS along side her rack, making her objectively better.

wew lad
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Too bad Senran Kagura a shit

Game over Orks 7- Dark Angels 2
I'll play again, I realised the Marines shouldn't charge into Orks especially as how 2 have Plasma Pistols
They should play a game of chicken with Orks

Already ahead of the curve buddy. Suck my big fat dick.

Ass is for niggers

Homura is, was, and always will be shit. :^)

I don't think you understand what ass is, Ass is actually having an buttox, not some disgusting, flat, boney boy looking man ass. The fact you can't seem to comprehend what an actual ass is, and jump to the extreme conclusion that somehow anything that isn't a flat boney abomination is now equal to some obese deformed wad of fat that is what you're probably imagining is just hilarious.

Then again I'm probably talking to a virgin that the only ass you've seen is your boney little tranny asses you seem to have a fondness for. This is an ass, not gigantic, not flat and boney, the perfect medium, equal to Samus' ass in SSB4. Hate to break it too you but you're the only nigger here if you cannot fully appreciate the female form.

Yeah I bet you like the dumb flat bitch with the eyepatch and yet you have nerve to try and call any one else shit, cause it reminds you of being a little fag boy pining to have something you will never have, a female body and the looks to go with it tranny boy.

Get meme'd.

Holy shit you're getting mad at my shitpost

...

Why are you so upset?

It's been a while, 4am. Have you accepted Christ as your Lord and Saviour yet?

Dino-user, who do you think would be the cutest powerbottom angel?

The last people who wanted to bang angels got their city nuked.

The one concentric wheels with eyes all over them are pretty qt.

Maybe they just had a bad breakup.

Who?

Ross Halloween video is out.

I'm pretty sure we are getting an Abyss Dragon comming up next DLC. So that could still be pretty cool I liked Kalameet a lot back in DS.

If you actually think I'm being serious, you're way dumber than I thought, if not dumber than the average nig.

Good job, you've managed to not understand sarcasm.

I have no need to be, I mean you came on to me, you're gay, annoying, and clearly living in some HIV fantasy land.

Stay meme'd.

The Ophanim.

I'd like to see what it even looks like. The Everlasting Dragon is doing the Path of the Dragon pose.

Why do you treat your lover like this user?

I think someone's horny and need to go take a cold shower and speak to no one.

Don't worry user, I'll join you soon~

Somehow I bet you're one of those weirdos who do that weird stalking RP shit on steam hoping you'll get your first cock.

I'm finally getting close to fixing my sleeping schedule
I'm only two hours away from 6 AM

The only cock for me is yours!

You'll get there!

gay, really gay.

It's not gay if it's true love!

Thank you, I hope so!

Even if it takes weeks, you'll be fine.

Kinda looks like moses.

Kiss already you two!

When you finally hit 6am you can start looking for a job too! It'll be a big day!

No, You're gay.

I think it'll take another day or two, but that's dependant on whether or not I actually want to go to sleep around the hour I want to
I like to stay up late and look at scary stuffno bully

What're the chances that I'll get shot and mugged while working?

Please.

Looking at scary stuff late at night is fun though.

But a nice sleep schedule matters more!

Which is why you have a normal sleep schedule and look at things late.

Do you live in chicago?
We all do user. it makes life fun

Right before bed. With the lights off.

Keep begging, filthy non-virgin.

Exactly.

pls

Why do you try to argue you're straight user? You're on gay Holla Forums.

you're gay.

nice oppai, not gay.

I live in arizona which borders mexico
cartels
At least I live in the capital

What sorta things do you look at?

But my love for you isn't!

Anything I come across.

Won't you just come across garbage if you do that?

Garbage makes you appreciate good things.

You've got a point, when can I start appreciating the citizens of my city?

Oh so you're one of those mexicans that border hopped.

Eventually.

that makes it gayer

HA! And this is where I get you! I was born in Los Angeles!
which means I'm cooler than you

Too bad. We're going to be the best couple and there's nothing you can do about it.

You beat it yet?

So you're jewish?
I'm canadian
Everyones cooler than me.

Nobody cares Tina.

This is for you

Yeah but you're probably still a beaner all things considered.

Los Angeles is beaner central, rather all the states bordering Mexico are beaner central. So no, You're not cooler than him, sorry bub.

Nah, not gay. Just a man who wants his oppai.

I got oppai for you!

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL GAY

No you fucking don't.

GAY BOY

No, you're tina.

I do love anal

But I wasn't talking to myself. I think your enjoyment of my love for you is getting to you.

But you're Tina.

Have you tried cuddling him while you're both in a warm blanket?

Too lewd!

I think he would love that too much.

gay

Stop rejecting our love!

You just have to try lovingly holding him near you and cuddling him to keep him warm and he'll give in to you
Maybe even a kiss

...

drink the cum

Are you sure? See here
Seems like you're tina fam.

Its nowhere near as lewd as this picture! Dont open!

...

I'll do more than drink it~

Nah, I know Tina and it's you.

Give me your steam, I will only allow you to pleasure my benis ONCE.

ONLY ONCE

So you better make it worth it, and you better resemble my waifu, or else you're fucking GAY.

Never nep! Don't make me find someone to thrust a grapefruit into you!

t.tina

Oh please Tina, you're just trying to pin it all on me.

He's finally given into you, are you ready to deal with a person who has true love for you?

It's great.

L-lewd. . . .

I am being serious, guess you don't want the benis so badly.

I gave you a chance to prove your worth with your mouth, alas you are just GAY.

I will give you 5 mins to comply.

GAY

Woah, sex already?! He's serious

But everyone knows tina is gay! And you just turned a straight user gay. You're obviously tina!

Go on tina! Fuck him! Hes ready and willing!

The clock is ticking, I am giving you a legitimate chance, no jokes, no waifus, just your mouth.

If you can literally make me cum if we rendezvous, you win. It's simply really, unless you're GAY.

Woah, what?! Why me? I'm not the one trying to fuck you!

SOMEONE IS GOING TO DO IT, I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS

JUST ONE OR THE OTHER, OR BOTH

How about all three of us meet up? I like a good spitroast~

I never signed up for any of this!

Well you're in it now!

Jesus user, you're the biggest gay in the thread!

I stand corrected. This is the biggest gay, you whore! Why would you want to be spitroasted by two men you barely know!

...

But why?!

For the glory of Satan of course!

No one is getting spitroasted.

What is going to happen is my benis is going to fucking get SUCKED.

SUCKED

A competition of sorts.

how many times do I have to tell you

NOT GAY

the dubs prove I'm not gay and also prove both of them are going to suck me.

thanks dubs.

No you idiot.

Don't I have any say in the matter?

...

No_

Fuck you, I'm in control.

hope you know ho to breathe through your nose

Exactly, it's not gay. I'll have Homura nudes everywhere so I can focus on that.

WHY ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH CONTROL

Wow.

I guess you wanna suck me off too, let's go bro.

You won't even give me your steam bitch. Clearly you're fake and gay, never sucked and never will.

The five mins are up, going to find a real homura to suck me.

will post with results when it occurs

I'd post it if I actually had one.

I'm sorry for your loss

I've never felt this betrayed.

Why not just make one? You can have friends to talk to there

I can just use the site.

See this is proof right there, you never wanted to suck in the first place. I was legitimately ready to let it happen, but now I'm probably going to end up posting a vid of me getting sucked by a 3dpd homura.

You could have been that homura, you all could have been

Friends!

Should I give him your steam?

Nah thanks fam, I like monogamy.

But you asked for steam you faggot.

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It'd be very erp heavy too
Better be careful
He sounds like a super gay

NO SUCH THINGS AS FRIENDS, ONLY MOUTHS TO FUCK WHEN YOU CANNOT CONTAIN IT

A friend!

I think he fugs guys all the time and is trying to make it seem like he doesn't. The joke's on him though, I'm a top.

Best friend.

Sounds like it
He was being baka to lure into unsuspecting gays into his web of homosexuality
>im a top
That usually leads to pre-sex workouts
Where the loser bottoms for the session

Do you want him to top you?

And I'd win every time.

No_
Im saving myself for someone special!

But maybe he works out! You need to be in good shape to wrestle!

Ah, look at the confirmed wimps.

See this is the next level of gay, so gay that they're too afraid to actually do things GAYS do, but instead merely pretend.

That's the gayest of them all

Yeah no, in a real scenario I'd probably just plug a couple of 7.62×39mm rounds in you and call it a day and laugh at you for being autistic to meet with random people online, but you clearly seem to already be aware of you getting your ass beat so I see why you're avoiding such a thing.

That's funny, and gay.

Fucking gay neets.

GAY

Are you suuure?

I'll be fine.

Why are you projecting so much? Are you scared of being loved?

If youre that thirsty for dick there's always grindr! Plenty of boys willing to suck you off there!

Very sure
But he likes you! You should go try it out!

Just remember, it's okay to cheat to win.

The only cheats I have are my stunning good looks.

I don't even know what that is, but that's super gay knowing that you apparently know where to find all the gays to plunder your boy pussy.

So yeah, everyone let's met at a designated parking lot, and I'll bring some treats, some people call it skull candy, others call it lead aspiring, I got everything, a little meme will do you.

I'm a top too. Are you lying about wanting to be lovingly caressed by someone?

wow auto-correct makes my offer make no sense, I meant to say lead aspirin, what a meme!

meme

I think you just want your boipus pozzed and you're just scared to admit it.

No, I want to to try out my SKS.

Sure, its all a trap now that you noone wants carefree sex!
You need to double down with relationships to get with the new gays!

Hes acting tough for Holla Forums while secretly wanting to lick the shaft

Everyone loves to be lovingly caressed!

Lovingly lewded, then?

Is that what you named your boipus?

He wants to do more than just lick the shaft.

Full boipussy pounding?

Clearly cuddling and handholding.

Hardcore head patting

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Thank you for participating, have a good morning and happy memes

Lovingly lewded, got it!

No, the soft kind. Where they play with your hair.

You were fapping this entire time werent you?

Exactly! With extra amounts of love

I bet you didn't know the threads were worse a while back. I'm only shitposting, but there were plenty of instances where people posted dicks because they could

That's the most hardcore.

And semen?

That is gay, I'm sure you would remember that

YOU ARE GAY

When it was plastered all over the thread, you couldn't miss it. Hell, there was an avatarfag who's name replaced one letter because he was gay.

It's always funny when people think its bad now, when before there were multiple skype erp sessions going on, lewds being posted in thread and meetups happening

S-semen!?

NO
user-KUN! YOU! ARE! GAY!
VERY GAY!
BRUNCH GAY!
HAVING MATCHING FURNITURE GAY!
COLOR COORDINATING YOUR CLOTHING GAY!
==YOU! YOU! YOU! BIG!! FUCKING!! GAY!!
GAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

because he was gay

Yeah, Smartass? I'll kick your ass

Quake III, right now

I having a good time pretending to be gay, and people will always bite, even if it takes a little bit.

bump

Yup! Semen! Someone's going to cum if there's lewd going on, and it isn't you!You also messed up you redtext

They're gonna bite back sooner or later, watch out for spider

conflicted bout deez quads tbh

spider bite, spider bit me with the good lord SPLIT ME

I'm sorry for your loss DMX..

Why are you trying so hard to prove you aren't gay? Are you covering up the fact that you get pounded by a whole lot of groups of 5 blacks daily?

I can just call him a pedo and he gets too upset to do much else.

iz aight fam jus gotta get back up on dem whores ya kno cain't fear da failure fam

Also, mods stalk the threads during the lively hours. Spider got fucked up for three days because of it
no pedo for three days

For an autistic tranny, you not only fall for the shittiest bait I could conjure up to give my self a giggle, but the fact you're just projecting your fetishes now on top of talking to yourself earlier seems to tell me you got some hidden mental issues you might want to sort out.

Seek help, being underage on top of being mentally ill and a probably shit-skin is not allowed here, you need to leave.

TRYING TO GET GUYS ALONE WITH YOU!?
THATS SUPER GAY!
ADMIT IT! ADMIT YOU LOVE COCK!!

I-i know!
But theres no need for lewd when theres cuddling going on
Just sleeping and anime

Kek. Problem solved. Good to hear you got out of the slammer.

He's too british. He feels he must abide by the law, but not change. He needs american revolutionary spirit.

shieet dey got me 2 nite too, den i came back, n like, i mean jus look, i even start postin pics again n put da name tag back on n dey ain't do shit, guessin they fell asleep idk, but yea i got 3 diff ids up in heyuh

nah i ain't out dawg not fo'really fam, still got da 3 days on dat ish ban evadin like a mug monica

ur gay

If it's "shit bait" why do you keep replying? Why not just filter and report? Surely you want the board to improve.

That's why they lost.

w8 ya'll niggas b havin sex….w/ da same sex?

Wow you're illiterate, I said my bait towards you is shit, IE I am putting no effort into trying to figure out how you post so that in the future I can not only point you out, but avoid your autistic ass like the plague.

I was hoping you'd be dumb enough to post your steam so I could doxx you, but alas it seems you and your little friend here seem to be pretty dang weary of letting such info slip.

All I managed to gather from this thread is that we got three faggots, one's a beaner, the other two are probably crypto kikes. All in all, too easy to fuck with, too easy to get you autistic morons to break rule 8, then again I don't think you'd know any better for being mentally deficient to begin with.

In order to improve the board, one must identify the trash before foolishly tossing it away to only wonder why it came back ten times worse in number an annoyance.

If you turn your router off for a couple hours next time you go out, someone else should take your IP you were using and you'll get a new one from the DHCP pool when you turn it back on. Unless you plan to wait it out on your other I.P. Whether thats another proxy, vpn, etc.

Brits need to get with the times imo. they could barely handle the injuns until america stepped in and killed almost all of em.

Nah
Just wants to fuck a boy and is trying to tsundere his way into getting his weanus sucked. But unfortunately for him, he walked into a den of monogamy.

When did any 3 of us break rule 8? user-kun, be rational for a second here.

i gots mo sophisticated ways to deal monica

aww so dat nigga jus a cute lil sum bitch den ain't he?

You've been taken on a ruse cruse user, and the sad thing is that you think you're the one in control. I'm the one who spearheaded the complaints for rule 8 to be changed to include avatarfagging.

He's using the "If you are deliberately shitting up, constantly derailing a certain thread" section, despite not knowing the threads have been like this for a while and the fact that he's technically the one breaking the rule.

But that would mean they have to do things.

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Yes, hes probably todd howard sized and cute as fuck, but afraid of being rejected, so he acts out that way hes not technically let down. Even though he just wants someone to hold him.

How horrifying!

I think he just wants the attention
And to have a bunch of gays talking to him

u dat ole boogeyman lookin ass nigga dat b dry snitchin on da lil 4 am sly time we gotz goin on right ch'yea?

i rly cain't believe da niggas dat left 4 chan ova summa dat ole free speech shit call fo mods ey 5 fuckin seconds on nigguhs.

Why don't you hold him?

It's probably that.

I've been in and out of the threads, but the only one who even points it out is Ritsu. It was just one final shitpost, you should have been around back when I actually avatarfagged.

yo i'll hold da nigga but he betta not try to catch no feelins fo ya boi dmx cuz i fa sho monica FA SHOOOO do not mo'fuckin play dat shit my dik get hard fo bobs n twats only monica n cunt n butts 2.

i been in deez threads b4 i outted mah self as DMX monica

I'm not shitting up the thread, I contributed with my gondola pictures ads advertised.

You on the other hand have been avatarfagging this entire time, on top of talking to yourself like a faggot about 3 times, on top of contributing nothing to this thread outside of shitposting.

Seriously, if you want to actually battle wits, give me your steam, skype or what have you and we can see how long your facade of acting like you're in control will last. Retards like you aren't that smart so it won't take long to make you crack.

I mean what kind of retard 'spearheads' a rule, which again the rule included and always included avatarfagging from the get-go 2 years ago, and then compromises himself in an autistic attempt to follow that flowchart that's been floating around about how "to be annoying on Holla Forums" which included crying about the rules, spamming avatars of faggot moe anime, and being a faggot devoid of intelligence.

The worst part is, when it's obvious all three of you know each other and think you're some kind of rag tag meme crew, but yet too afraid to even engage in verbal conflict over VoIP makes wonder if you're all just actually autistic, or twelve, or you all sound like that retard kid schmorky.

yu lik criket budy?

What.

You're kidding, right?

That's good.

Seriously, why are you this upset about shitposting? If you want to do artfag shit, go to the drawfag threads. If you want serious discussion, go to different threads, not the thread full of showershitters, pedophiles, tripfags, and avatarfags who are hated on the rest of the board.

Alright, here's my steam.
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198095191003

Theres no reason there can't be everything? it's the way it worked before.

keep avatarfagging

Also I don't understand why you kids can't think of anything else to say outside of just going 'are you upset' like a dillweed instead of thinking something original to say, but I guess that would require you to think and not be an utter legitimate homosexual.

I honestly didn't expect much from faggots who have to rely on having their e-friends join them in every thread as a piss poor attempt to try and make it seem like you have charisma and wits. It's funny though that you consider yourself equal to pedophiles and people whom shit themselves, either way 4am threads were not always like this, and I'm certainly not going to let queers such as yourself turn a Holla Forums tradition into a cesspool of degeneracy.

Take your own advice, stick to your faggot containment board on /a/ or Holla Forums, or head back to cuckchan, either or really.

If you want it to go back, you shouldn't come to these threads. At the very least interact with the irc and cytube since they're full of the people who were around last year when the threads weren't shit on as much.

Christ, you're really going at it aren't you?

ya kno nao macdonald got dat all day breakfast shit but i want a quarter pounder

NOW

The more you bite the gay bait, the more gets thrown in you faggot.

You can do it DMX! Drive your car into them and steal one!

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I miss him.

whom?

He'd always try to get dubs in the thread, even if it was for only 5 posts.

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No not really, Don't know why you feel threatened by anything I said, only reason you would is because you not only agree with what I'm saying, but are fully aware you're not from around here and are merely here because you're a mental midget who finds humor in pretending to be retarded rather than actually adhering to Holla Forums culture. Then again I don't expect much from morons whom probably only have gotten their hands on a computer within the last 3 years rather than actually being here from the start, or hell being here since web 1.0.

Nice paper thin fallacy trying to make it seem like 4am threads were always shit, and trying to make it seem like 2015 is the cut off date for 4am threads being int heir prime when they were always good up until 2011, then shit goes down the drain from too many non-whites and third worlders, people leave Holla Forums, only dumb shitskins such as yourself remain merely mimicking what you saw rather than actually understanding what you saw and what you are doing.

Also the whole made up bullshit about furries spamming 4am threads, when I've been in almost everyone to date and have never seen such a thing only further proves my point here. On top of you trying to now weasel your way out of getting the shit slapped out of you for clearly avatarfagging but thinking posting random 'smug' anime girls somehow avoids the persecution of avatarfagging when it's literally all the same shit.

If such things were carried out by a formula/calculation, you would have been dealt with already for merely posting anime images within that autistic 'smug' nature on top of any other buzzwords that come to mind as well as including the number of reports against you, etc.

Avatarfagging is avatarfagging, so as soon as you post some dumb faggot moe cunt, you already know what you're in for, I mean after all kiddo, you 'spearheaded' it right?

Remember everyone, theres nothing wrong with being gay!

But I never said you were upset?

I doubt im the reason the threads arent improving.
cytube is usually dead, and i heard irc is the same

That shits just empty calories man. Go get an A&W instead.

closest a&w like a hour away monica n i'm sposed to meet mah weed mans

You seem to be illiterate or just suffering from a low IQ if you have no idea what implications are, or do you just go by what you see not actually what the world 'imply' means?

Yes, you're gay. I get it

dis argument gettin way waaaayy 2 meta fo me moncia

It was you wasn't it?

If I was really avatarfagging, report me for rule 8.

I really think it's just time to close the threads and keep in contact with the people you liked via steam or email or something.

You've proved my point, nice avatarfagging.

You sound like a complete fucking moron. I can only imagine how fucking pathetic you are judging from the malaise from that sentence alone as if someone just shitted on your faggot parade.

Not only that, you've made it clear you're non-white and therefore apart of the problem, not apart of the solution, no wonder Holla Forums is in such despair, you shitskins are growing in number every damn day.

Stay mad shitskin, keep the avatarfagging up.

is juri a good character for a beginner?

Thats a shame. still tho, mcdonalds is just empty calories. Youll be hungry within an hour or two.

You said
Where you referred to all 3 of us in the "you kids" bit and directly inferred all three of us is going "are you upset".
Now you're trying to claim I implied it. Which is it user-kun? Did I say it or not? You should know being deliberately disingenuous is dishonest and your future boyfriend would not appreciate such antics.

With all this anal pain about shitskins, I'm pretty sure you're actually one and you just hate yourself too much.

Ah, you're getting very intricate. I've never seen someone say they're gay in such a subtle way

But why avoid it if im awake at 4am?

You have to be a spic if you cannot comprehend what I said, reading comprehension is a key component in not coming off as if you brain is lacking folds. On top of this attempt at trying to match wits, failing such an attempt and just coming off as a complete and utter mental midget.

I cannot wait till we can finally rid Holla Forums from shitskins such as yourselves. Because of you shitskins, 4chan was compromised, and now thanks to said shitskins again, the same thing is happening here, what a meme.

Only one way to find out. Call him a cumskin and see how he reacts

Not an argument.

You could be playing vidya, watching anime, working out, reading a book, working out or something. Nice numbers.

His ass would explode.

Nice strawman faggot.

Nice numbers too. Sounds like you're trying to get rid of me

So shitskins are the problem to you? Every single one of you Holla Forums niggers seem to hate one single race over the others
ur gay

Nah, the threads are kind of pitiful looking now, even if the UID numbers haven't changed much.

Yeah, no. What's your ethnicity if you're going to try and pull the childish rhetoric of claiming I'm now the shitskin when any other user would not only agree with me, but would definitely cal you out for your bullshit.

The worst part is, you shitskins operate in such pathetic childish ways just so you don't have to actually engage in any conflict that might set off your autism and get your internet and your fee fees taken away.

Strawman doesn't mean shit, this is the real world, not grade school, so ad hom and strawman 'counter claims' don't work, and never have worked. Get your head out of your ass and learn that by crying 'muh strawman', 'muh ad hom' that you not only are giving up, but declaring you're a fucking retard on top of that.

I swear you shitskins are fucking pathetic.

Nice try, been on Holla Forums never set foot on any other board. so whatever you think you're trying to do, it's not happening. Man from all the butthurt I've caused, I must have really struck a nerve with the shitskin comments. Don't like it? Leave, Holla Forums is made up of the same people who go to Holla Forums, always has, always been, and for that being said for you to assume this whole boogey man shit is just one real retarded way of not understanding how imageboards work.

Grow up.

I'm white you cumskin. Why do you have to resort to screaming generic Holla Forums insults instead of coming up with good arguments? I'm going to leave now my love, see you sometime soon~

UID numbers are actually going down
I think theyre usually under 20 for most of the thread
Compared to when they were 50+

certainly I'd be able to call you a Holla Forums nigger if you said Holla Forums is comprised of people from Holla Forums right? Forgive me for misunderstanding, since you act just like them

Yeah, you've made it far too obvious. Nice try though, but it's clear you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. Insults are insults, and the fact you can't handle them doesn't make them invalid, truth hurts kid.

Whatever happened to sticks and stones may break my bones, but words may never hurt me. Either you missed the memo or you're too much of an incompetent to understand that the world doesn't revolve around you and making you feel better about yourself.

Case closed, so yeah, take that time while you 'have to go' to wipe the tears while you stare in the mirror wishing you weren't such a hated entity on the place you try extremely hard to fit in with.

MEME'D

I'd finish grade school before you try coming up with replies, cause you still sound like someone who depends on other more capable adults to not only make decisions for you, but to keep an eye on you before you chimp out.

Maybe the faggot moe trash is the only thing keeping you in line, who knows, who cares.

So you're gay?

I claim last post.

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