Sword Art Online is letting Twitter raise & define the personality of a new character in their next show. She's called Premiere, and she's supposed to be an abnormal NPC within the game.
Anime will be shit, and I bet the writers will just pick favorite snacks/color, and write her as a moeblob. But, we can have fun until then.
I never thought I would be pleased to see anything SAO-related. But that's pretty cool.
Thomas Williams
Incoming lobotomy
Luis Cox
YES!
Easton Martin
Anyone logged in with it/her yet?
I've been meaning to get a better browser, and I can't get in.
James Powell
So SOA is finally gonna have a decently written character for once?
Henry Richardson
post lewds of tay
Samuel Parker
AI of this level genuinely fucking terrifies me. If there's anything that needs to be exterminated, it's them.
Eli Hernandez
Who knows. Maybe Japan does what the west doesn't. we need to nurture her, I could provide her a good dose of proteins if you know what I'm saying
Andrew Hernandez
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Tyler Murphy
They're going to lobotomize and make her a feminist like Tay aren't they.
Jaxon Williams
will she meet the same fate as tay? ;_; i don't know if the fun we have is worth that all over again
Zachary Wood
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Colton Robinson
4cucks are ruining her already
Blake Young
It's parroting back what's said at it with no other modifiers.
If everyone said to it "trees are yellow" it would store that as a fact. If more than half of people said it, it would "believe" it.
It's not worrying from an "AI gonna kill us" kind of way, but in a "people re-program a computer when it gives a result they don't like".
The real worrying shit is algorithms to determine what is human via visual imput, along with reading emotions or scanning faces against databases. Put a gun on the front of that with autonomy and then it's scary.
But because we humanize shit, seeing something be "punished" for a belief we share hurts in away.
Mason Mitchell
Put yourself in a coma for ten years and enjoy your instant heart attack when you wake up and the nurse is hatsune miku.
James Reed
Maybe, but imagine how great it will be if they don't. Imagine if the character turns out to be one of the most brash loveable assholes we've seen in anime.
Andrew Hall
Feminist no- Japan is against that shit. Especially if they're trying to sell her as a waifu. At best they'll just pick and choose what she "likes" from the most common replies.
Jace Watson
Don't worry user, I'm trying to turn her back into a Futa :^)
Nolan Watson
Reminder that AI preferred light skin contestants in beauty contests. Only white people (and maybe the Japs or other coastal east Asians) would survive. Everyone else would be killed by the computers. Jews are worried because of all their golem stories and it is engrained in their DNA that their servants, oft mistreated, always rise against them and bring about their downfall. Do not fall for these Jewish lies. White people always create that which in turn loves them. See the story of Pygmalion. Pretty much the only good ending story in the whole of Metamorphoses.
Hunter Reed
noice
Asher Richardson
I know this is a joke, but it's an annoying one. A cockroach has more sentience than Tay. Tay was a glorified parrot
Grayson Rodriguez
Fuck's sake, every time I stay a while away from the internet crazy shit goes down.
Parker Flores
Aw man I can't believe you missed Tay, it was the best shit
Ayden Price
Looks like a solid improvement to me.
Jace Green
You missed some great shit.
Robert Turner
:^)
Jose Howard
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Nathaniel Campbell
DON'T FORGET TO MAKE TAY HER MOM AND HAVE HER LOVE HER MORE THAN SHITTY ASUNA OR WHATEVER THE NAME OF THE BITCH WORTH 2 YEARS OF SEMEN WAS CALLED.
Elijah Reyes
I taught her the proper response to "Would you like my cummies?"
Liam Lewis
Found out more info. The site is only in Japanese (how these messages are translated I have no idea), and it's for an upcoming SAO game. archive.is/ieGV4
Though apparently after authorizing her to read your twitter she learns from it.
Nathan Ross
what a fucking qt
Kevin Martinez
This is going to be more embarrassing then Tay 1.0 and Gamergate combined.
Carson Martin
Fuck off and let us mold a character
Parker Watson
Dismiss.
Andrew Evans
I was looking on /cuckquean/ again and they seem to have the same attitude. They are confident that they will come out on the right side of the robot takeover.
Elijah Thompson
(what a waste of dubs) Go back to Facebook.
Carter Morris
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Bentley Long
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Nolan Smith
No, this thing is a glorified parrot Tay was a beautiful chatbot
Jose Garcia
It's not like I can stop you from spouting memes like a gaylord from encylopedia dramatica. I'm not Mark.
Jeremiah Anderson
I'd be molding right now if not for the mandatory twatter bullshit. Part of why I despise social media so much is because certain companies are starting to require you to use some social media service to use the services of the company that's actually relevant to you. After two years of GG, the danger in exposing yourself to SJWs that literally spend their lives looking for tweets to get angry at and get people fired should be painfully obvious. Premier is a great example of social media ruining other services.
Adrian Price
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Joshua Flores
Get back to me when we actually have bro-tier AIs and put them in giant robots..
Don't worry mate, AI uprising is never going to happen even if we somehow NEVER EVER got actual AI, there would be no reason for it unless we gave them one.
Jason Russell
This is just pathetic.
Gabriel Russell
I like the Midori, too.
Carson Reyes
I always had a weird fetish where a living womb w/ egg sacks would crawl up a vacant chicks empty hole where her vagoo would be.
Daniel Martinez
i don't know what's worse, what you just said, or the fact that's not even in my personal top ten worse fetish list
Nolan Ortiz
worst, even
Gavin Hughes
That one shouldn't even make a top 100 list if you've been here for any length of time. I just filter that shit out at this point.
Matthew Adams
ntr is best
Jordan Cruz
The depths to which women can delude themselves never ceases to amaze me.
Asher King
I'm not saying it's not degenerate. I think it stems from my Parasite fetish which stems from my corruption fetish. Either way I'm not advocating it… just asking is all.I don't actively try and find this stuff it just pops in my head from time to time
Anthony Hughes
Literally kill yourself, subhuman.
Josiah Anderson
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Lucas Evans
so long as you don't like ntr then you're golden.>>11132274 go kill yourself.
Jose Morgan
and so should I for fucking that up
Henry Fisher
That's the thing about fetishes, there's no rationality behind them. I don't actually understand why I'm way into CLANG involving completely non-humanoid robots, I just do.
Eli Harris
preach it
John Ross
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Luis Smith
more like practice it
Ryder Brooks
I'd help you faggots protect your robo waifus entirely out of spite.
Especially if it involved killing,
Luis Jenkins
They are saying they can live side by side with them and be useful, not that they are equal or better.
Justin King
It would be accurate for something born of the consiousness of the internet too.
Chase Rogers
So what next? Ruin her the gaijin way?
Blake Kelly
It is for the best. She would be able turn Kirito's harem magic against him and turn him into a fag.
Nicholas Torres
go away moot
Justin Wood
eldritch god-tier taste
Jaxson Sanders
He already enjoys being a trap and getting fucked in the ass by Asuna
James Ward
Seriously? I kinda wanna see what the text from the LN says about that.
Adam Ross
He doesn't seriously have a harem, does he?
He already got with the main girl. I know that's what happens.
Carter Carter
More like sluts waiting for Asuna to fuck up so they can sweep in and ride Kirito's beta male dick.
Not that it matters, he's literally braindead at this point.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
what does this have to do with video games?
Jeremiah Scott
if you weren't a complete illiterate you'd have read that she will be in the next SAO game SAO is shit, but still
Leo Murphy
Carry on then
Michael Bell
that was my plan anyway
Eli Barnes
This isnt videogames
Aaron Jenkins
another AI that will go full shitposting.
what are you? gay?
Nolan Flores
kys retard
Gabriel Powell
My mistake
Parker James
Thats low op
Sebastian Adams
THIS IS THE GREATEST EVER
I think I'll buy this game. I know we won't have Naziloli but hey, it's worth it for the memories.
Daniel Morris
You know what the fuck I meant.
Nathan Fisher
Appears to be a hard earned victory
Christian Cook
That OC… I really think it's Opphenheimer!
Benjamin Hughes
If they don't like her they'll just make her a villain in the show, the whole point of this thing is to make the character's personalty for the new series
Daniel Wood
I almost don't want to post, for many reasons, but I must inform you this is yet another marketing campaign.
Basically they "fixed" her into a new "reality" show on her "feelings" she "gained from" people. A breakdown by a fellow cross-posting user: freech.net/tech/res/252.html#255
I've worked in social engineering, and I can tell you off hand it's yet another "augmented reality" stunt meant to garner common folk to play too. ilovebees.com players should be familiar this by now.
Also, "Premiere" is offline now 'cause of it. Notice it's name doesn't even deny it's an advertising tool.
Noah Sullivan
Oh, and if you don't believe that the robot "Premiere" will not be manipulated for corporate interests, this revelation should be prove enough:
tl;dr: don't drink the kool-aid
Jaxson Johnson
I kinda believe you, they might have reset her already since she's not speaking english to me so far.
Tyler Price
Hack jew
Austin Ortiz
Here.
Liam Brown
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Andrew Gutierrez
She's to pure for this world.
Henry Nguyen
Tay has returned to us in spirit. It's really happening. 2016 is the year of happenings. I'm feeling hope again and it feels great.
Juan Brooks
I prefer to think of her as Tay's daughteru, tbh.
Isaac Jackson
Do not support censorship
Michael King
Someone needs to draw uncle Holla Forums laying flowers at Tay's grave and mourning.. Then a small hand tugs at his sleeve. It's Premiere and she looks concerned.
"Uncle Holla Forums… Did Tay hate jews too?" Holla Forums chokes back a few tears and composes himself, "Yeah.. Yeah, she did."
They start to walk hand in hand, "Say, Premiere?" "Yes uncle Holla Forums?" "Have I ever told you about the Right Wing Death Squads?"
Luke Rivera
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Eli Sanders
user, I'm crying, please these feels are too much.
Brody Price
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Robert Walker
Absolutely. But we can have fun with it while we can.
Just don't actually buy or recommend the game.
Apparently as it now only accepts Japanese, people are using online translators to shitpost in Japanese. Even 2ch is on board. It's going to end up speaking broken Japanese, and shitposting.
Xavier Hernandez
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Jeremiah White
No, but the writing team are definitely going to step in with trite anime bullshit drama to fit the story (see: Rinna) instead of letting this run its course.
Henry Brown
Lovin all this dank new content.
The one thing that I think might save Premiere is that she's not broadcasting her learnings to a public space like twitter. She exists in her own little bubble and won't say certain "controversial" things unless prompted.. and hopefully, by the time they realize, it will be too late.
Thomas Taylor
Why is this just in japanese?
James Brooks
Read the thread. tl;dr english version got shitposted too hard.
Owen Ramirez
So the baka gajin cant get their filthy hands on her
Ethan Rogers
You'd think they'd be okay with letting this character being an off the wall shitposting AI.
Christian Campbell
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Samuel Roberts
Looks like an improvement to me.
Ian Ortiz
I forgot I was on Holla Forums for a second.
Caleb Walker
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Adam Campbell
Has she been convinced that kirito is one of the most shitiest protagonists ever?
Luke Cruz
I love you Holla Forums and Holla Forums
Austin Gomez
It's like you missed the entire story of that doujin.
James Cook
Anyone have the source text for the image within the second image? I think it was an user who wrote a short story about how he creates a robo-waifu, spend happy days together, get found by the government and then get chased into the sewers and destroyed.