4 AM

I don't play any.

Thanks.

It just started, but so far it's okay.

Of course its on time. What you doing for your bday?

Aren't their like entire websites dedicated to having great cliff notes for college shit?

Apparently some shaman took control or some shit.

Don`t worry you can fail and be a drop out neet like me.

How ya'll niggas doin? Being a neet gets better each and every day!

Happy b-day!

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No trick or treaters came to my door. I'm a little disappointed
Nope, unless the Viscera Cleanup Detail halloween map counts

Doing anything fun?

You need rare Karens if you want (You)s

spoopy nigga hell naw

wut book nigga '3'

don't be sd fam

watch ya'll niggas watch monica?

do it rly? u don't have jussa eva mountin feelin of dread and disappointment in da bak of yo mind?

Eat cake or something, then rest.

Nah, my parties aren't that big.

Happy Birthday.

pic related. It's for an english course.

it's true though

Damn straight. It starts off really fun then becomes hell then it becomes heaven.

Kill me

Mostly just random stuff. Need to prepare for these things more but forget and just scramble to grab stuff as we watch.

I regret everything. Fuck squats. Also, a girl told me I have a nice neck/shoulder area. Is that normal? Is that how women compliment guys? Saying they have nice necks/shoulders? I have actually had a few people comment on it.

That goes away after awhile. You leave the dirty thoughts to rot so you can think of pure thoughts like your waifu.

You should probably get some rest and get to reading user. Or sparknotes if it has it

So churchill was right?
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Yes, women like broad shouldered men. It's like you telling her you like her eyes.

I'm not sad

One job, OP. One job.

Nope. Been trying to find a good quality download of Hellsing Ultimate I-X dub though since jewtube keeps shoahing full episodes so Funi can charge like $50 per OVA set.

Hope the rest of you guys had a nice halloween.

I cant wait till tomorrow or the next few days guys. I want to hear about the clown killings that happened for sure tonight. You just know it went down, after all the sightings the past year!

What kinda cake?

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Ehhh having some variety between squats and runs is good anyway.

Wasn't he a secret commie?

I'm guessing it's because it's on a weekday this year. Maybe in 2020 there'll be lots of kids to throw candy at.

She wants to rub her vagina on your neck.Make the offer if you see her again

yes, Dark Souls 3
the pvp is so bad so spooky it makes you not want play it

idk chocolate.

more clowns?

dey makin u read dat smut in a fuckin english class monica? u callz it uni so you ova in euro land or sumn?

oh iz not a recurring thing around like certain holidays or when u see a cute ole broad up at da aldi's or sumn bendin ova tryna get at dem can goods?

shieeet fam squats'll do dat fam fo'real. but if you ain't pushin yo self u ain't gettin none better. if u run daily it ain't a big deal to miss one. bitches attracted to weird shit prolly just mean she like how u gettin cut monica.

it kill me seein u sad spyduh-unni

Sparknotes does have it. I'm just hoping the essay goes well. I got an F on my last essay, and I'm pretty sure i'm failing every other course. It's odd. I finished high school with honors and my parents told everyone they knew that their autistic son finished with honors, and here I am failing university. Sometimes I wonder what it must like to be the parent of a NEET or failure.

No idea. I think he was a fat jew. And theyre oftentimes commies, so maybe? I only thought of his going through hell comment when you talked about neet life.

Get devils chocolate! That shits delicious.

No. Usually unsuspecting victims. Im assuming with clown styled weapons. Like an oversized mallet, or a bouncy sword with spikes taped to the ends.

I don't really have particularly broad shoulders because I am pretty short, she commented specifically on the area where the neck joins the torso and the muscles therein. My neck and shoulder muscles aren't particularly yuge, but I guess they must be nice looking? Shit.

I am gonna avoid doing squats on the days before I run. I'll probably do them once or twice a week.

Do girls like that?

I meant like ever all time. I live in a weird spot so they never come here.

And I'm not the type to ever live in an apartment/suburb or anything so I doubt I'll ever get t&ts

What like choco frosting choco bread choc filling?

Ahhhhh yeah its rough but if you make it through its comfy.

Sure.

Filling.

I'm just depressed, not sad

was it you who was posting those clown happenings in the ss13 thread?

Oh yeah. Girls are always looking for a fresh neck to rub their vaginas on.

Ah. I'm wondering what happened last year. I can remember my birthday and Thanksgiving but the inbetween is a blur.

I've tried to encourage mine to just give up on me. Did well both in high school and community college, but I don't have the confidence to actually do work for pay, and with the way colleges are these days I don't want to go onto getting a four year degree, especially when the closest campus is one that has/had a "The Problem with Whiteness" cuckclass.

No point stressing about it. If you can do something about it, then do that something and dont stress. If you cant do anything about it why stress, you cant do shit about it?
Lots of people fail college if it comes to that, dont worry so much. You can always try again

Those are your traps. Im guessing you got a T going. You'd be the one to know if they changed or not. Maybe they were lowkey letting you know they were interested

You gonna get on neetbux and live the comfy life?

Your words say yes, but your meme picture says god pls no.

No, I dont play vidya with others very much. I wouldnt be in an SS13 thread anyhow.

was yo problem w/ it? iz either ez shit like grammar n spelling or you're not organizing shit correctly. triflin niggas like dat jus use rubrics so jus read da instructions carefully n deconstruct da shit. I'm guessin if you refer to yourself as autistic u prolly jump in n start writing but u need to come up with a outline or skeleton fo yo ese so dat it come out clear n concise n shit monica. dem professor or grad assistant types lazy as shit tbh n dey dam sho ain't wrappin dey head around anything they read, specially sum essay dat dey prolly got 100 of monica

gl tho fam

yo did dat nigga make a spaghetti ghos n get absconded unda da pretense of marriage or sumn monica daayuuum dat nigguh col

well here's hoping it'll be some funny murders then

Get a pie instead. Cheesecake maybe.

Did you hit your head or something?

I can't remember anything about last year really. No clue what I did on halloween. Or thanksgiving either now that I think about it

How old are you? Because they get tired of it after a while.

No.

Anytime clowns get brought up, this is all that comes to mind.

Why not just ask family to get you into a job? It can feel dauting the first few times, but working with someone you know and having someone refer you can give you some stable ground for comfort.

I expect bloody and brutal. But with funny instruments.

Hot.

The muscles are certainly more developed than they used to be, since I worked lifting heavy shit over my head into my "routine". It's weird, noticing a couple of female coworkers checking out my arms/neck when I am stretching and stuff. A little uncomfortable.

I fucking wish. I need to figure out some kind of scam or scheme to make some kikebux soon. Maybe I'll get to writing retarded kindle books or something. I only need enough to cover internet and the occasional waifu fig. Doubt my parents would go through with kicking me out so worst they can do is cut the net.

Get an icecream cake then.

I'm getting ice cream and cake. That's it.

you sure you're not thermonuc1ear ?

I'll be twenty-four this year.

Both my mom and dad work for the same company, and given mom's worked from home for years I've seen all the shit she has to put up with to know that's not a path I want to go down at all. Besides, no one wants anyone with no work experience at all for anything that's not complete bottom rung, college experience/degree or not.

don't go eating it in one sitting

maybe

I probably just didn't do anything so it was lost like all those other days where nothing happened.

b-but you could combine the two. it's more efficient that way

What flavor icecream?

And not even like a 20$ amazon card or nothin?

You are running out of time fam. The closer you get to 30 the more your parents hate it. Trust me.

I have family don't worry about that.

That's the plan.

Probably multiple, idk.

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Story of my life fam

Oh I'll be sure to actually prepare and get good vids before next time we all do that. I used to sit around for hours collecting nice shit for it but I've been lazy lately

Shit nig what you gonna buy with that?

Kek, still funny.

You uh, you know cheesecake is a cake right? And not a pie?

You'll get used to it eventually. Just wait till you get even broader and keep accidentally bumping into shit because your spatial awareness for your body width is off.

Just fake a disability and research it in and out. Then fake it for the neetbux. Or if you're good at drawing you could draw furry porn. Furfags pay out the ass for that shit.

Nah, im good. It's too cold to be hot tonight.

Well, thats to be expected. If anything, try to get into a warehouse and do some manual labor for money till you're prepared for your next step, whatever that might be. Or whatever other manual labor jobs there might be. Trust me, it's better than working customer service.

I'd nuke it too. But isnt hillary with the arab chick? Huma or something?

GOOD. Hellfire claim her.

I meant icecream. I don't know what I'm getting for my b-day.

tell me about it, I've been almost freezing for afew days now

Hillary wants America to get into WW3 so (((George Soros))) and his kabbal can kill more white goyim.

All Reifags deserve the oven

Cheesecake is a form of tart not cake. It doesn't have bread which is the defining characteristic of cake. Its name is retarded.

You have to pay docs to ok you to have disability shit and I can't afford that.

Ahhhh. Did you ask for anything?

It's whatever. I had fun

Mom's been trying to get me on disability since I have actual medical issues, to the point that if my issuance (currently under her work until she turns 26) runs out, it's going to be a good $52,000 every two months for treatment. She's been open to the idea of me never working. Dad still seems to have some misguided hope.

I've actually tried working before, but it was only for three days before an argument between the manager and his own boss over the issue of even having hired me wound up with me being let go. Didn't even get a paycheck either to prove I've worked at all.

You can't reproduce with 2D, and I love 2D

Fuck it, I've decided I want to become a NEET once I finish my year of uni. What do I have to do?

Filia is best Skullgirl

Nope.

don't

bet dat

w/ sum spoopy all saint quads to go plz

i think iz mo to choke out Syria as dat's one of da last few nations in dey way then they can go whole hog on dat NK

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The secret is to carry a blanket with you wherever you go. And multiple layers. It's cold as fuck here, and I never even turn on the heat. Makes the pc too hot, hurts my fps.

Oh I thought it was a euphemism for fucking. Since hillarys a dyke and all.

Still technically a cake. And a fucking delicious one at that. Especially boston cheesecake.

That's a boy.

Yes
cute/10

Glad to hear!

What the hell is costing you 25k a month?

Give it a few years and you will be able to. All that retarded research being done to let faggots have kids will help waifuists too.

Why the fuck not?

Wouldn't want them to overspend for shit.

sadly not for me or you

I've three on me now, save me

no one will miss her

shieet i'da had it but i had to finish dat captcha by da time mah pic uploaded. feel bad monica. got me wanin to pik up dat ketamine againnnnn

das real family

No it isn't you autist

You really believe they will be able to make waifus out of synthetic fetus's? I remember reading we're getting there on that.

Then I'll be able to have my own Hotaru Dagashi

Just because it has cake in its name doesn't mean its a fucking cake. Kikepedia has it listed as a "custard tart" and it uses a fucking pie crust for fucks sake.

Yall poor or somethin?

Treatment for Crohn's Disease every eight weeks. Used to be cheaper, but the clinic I was at stopped performing infusions on site, and while the nearest place that does is the hospital right across the street from them, it is MUCH more expensive uninsured. With the insurance my family has me covered on, I don't have to pay jack shit as I still meet the deductible without needing to pay out of pocket, but they still send a bill and you can see how much they charge, both insured and not.

only autists like rei

Nah, I just got a game is all.

Only betas like fucking Asuka. Everyone's better than Asuka.

Only cucks like asuka

real bes girl is prolly endorsi if we talkn strictly 2d tbqh fam

DEM ABS THO

How often do you guys do that sort of thing?

I feel you. My mother always goes all out with that stuff and never really feels right since I can't do much in return.

I never got what Rei's deal was. That's probably the only thing in Eva to totally fly over my head

No thanks fam. I heard about the kinda things you do to people under the covers with you.

I didnt mean me! Though strangely enough, add freckles, change the eyes to brown and give longer hair and it would look like me.

They called it Cheese-cake! (((cake)))!
If it's in the descriptor it's obviously a cake!

Ouch.

Well Shinji is the beta'ist faggot, he doesn't deserve a girl like Asuka.

Tsundere red heads are GOAT

More like be able to have babies with your AI/robo waifu but sure.

I just turned 26 and got knocked off my parents insurance and it fucking sucks. Its expensive as hell and its part of the reason they are forcing me to get a job. Fuckin obama. God damn nigger.

What game?

well the only game is the datamining game

all good I'm sure

WWE 2k17 There ain't much out there.

cytu.be/r/4am_General_Comfy_Theater

We're doing Holla Forums the musical shit, but no admins seem to be enforcing stuff tonight. Gonna try to throw in cartoons and other fun shit tonight, hopefully no forced music night.

Not sure where you live, but where I am, King Nigger's Obongocare is set to have costs increase by 116% soon. Probably because our state still votes red and is therefore a problem.

No, not good!

Birthday boy is a mod. You done it now

Me and name watch every day. Theres a few channels we just stay updated on. Some politics some cute nip girls making cute vids.

We invite people maybe a couple of times a week though.

We're done.

Should have got a custom daki done.

all good! all good!

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I'm glad you finally see I was right! I knew you had it in you ritsu

yea yea familial love usually feel awkward n shit like dat, but spolin her lil nigguh make her feel good main u got a real fukkn momz das fa sho fa sho fam so don't let it getchu down fam could be worse u kno. n if u feel u cain't do nothin idk tbh, u try cultivatin yo self creatively or sumn monica? do anything outta bounds u kno?

das real FUKN family

dey change up WWE games much ne mo? haven't really played since dis GC 1 tbh.

Why not organic?

Settle down jacob two two. None of it was nice!

that is indeed correct that

gottdayuum ryt monica u kno it fam 100

Shinji deserves to be bullied like a faggot

I haven't watched the full thing but I can't stand that guy, watched the first 5 episodes. I think asuka is best.

Jesus christ dmx, is it just me or is your ebonics getting harder to understand.

Eh, it changed plenty but I'd only recommend it if you're really into rassling and hate the shit that's on tv currently and try to run the talent your way.

IT'S ON

Nevada right? I know that state is somewhere over in desert land

And yeah heres to hoping Trump comes in and unfucks this shit. If I get some shitty min wage job I'll never be able to afford it. I told my parents to not bother since I've only been to a doctor once in the last 10 years but they won't. And its not like I can get into serious financial problems being NEET anyway.

JUST BECAUSE ITS CALLED CAKE DOESN'T MAKE IT SO. IDIOTS CALL NIGGERS PEOPLE BUT WE KNOW THAT AINT TRUE EITHER

I don't

who?

Well if it was a robot, it would be 3D.

Shinji is a autistic cuck, asuka is still a bitch

they say i talk a lil fast but if u listen a lil fastr i won't have to slow down fo u to catch up bitch

aight aight fam i feelz it main. I cain't believe dey rly pump em out ey year now tbh.

don't start monica

Shinji ends up gay. The entire anime series is the creator trying to shaft his fans and piss them off, and them loving the series more and more. Like a fucked up dysfunctional
relationship.

WOW RITSU. That was racist! And in front of DMX too! Apologize!

Yakuza silly.

I could fucking understand boomhaur better than you today.

it's happening, get your gap

From the first couple of episodes, Rei was just as autistic as he is.

Asuka is like Trump, tells it like it is.

Cool. I think I'd get burned out if it happened too frequently so that works well.

Naw, I give fine gifts, she's just much more lavish than my brother or I can be. It's inblanaced.

Literally what? They're fighting Ramiel at that point. Asuka hasn't even been introduced yet

You really want to equate trump fans to asuka-fans fam? Thats a shitstorm you're brewing.

Save the spoilers thanks, I'm waiting until November 9th to watch the rest.

Nope. Bit closer to beanerland.

I don't buy much aside from food and the occasional game (usually cheap preowned stuff; maybe only buy 1-2 new games a year) or DVD. Biggest cost for me would just be medical. Far as keeping busy I just play vidya, sleep all day, trawl for cheap games, hang out with a friend a few times a week, mess around in adobe programs, and post shit here.

oh he went to sleep apparently. It's just been super dead lately so it'd be nice to get some more people once in a while and have them be able to chill with others.

Ehh not really. Once you make your waifu into a 3dpd they will get all the problems that come from estrogen and meatbag brains and probably just become like a normal 3dpd rather than perfection you would get from an AI.

3dpd is more than just dimensions.

He dropped his accent the other day when I couldn't understand him, was weird

No you.

Yeah I hear you. Thats why we keep it invite only like that so its not a regular thing really.

Oh, and run errands for family. Least I can do when I don't work.

She was nothing but an attention whore the first few episodes, everyone hated her.

if yo parents still lstin u as a dependent dey still gotta pay 750 or w/e if u DON'T have insurance soooo u may as well get it monica. ideal situation fo u is minimum wage job dat u do less than 30 hours a week so u can get obama care hospitalization at its chepeast r8 fam

yo dat boom hauer nigga coald af fam. n don't b yellin at rissu man we been thinkin we people 4 2 long monica

aight aight iz lyk dat then

LONDON CALLING

teach her sum humility n lemme surprise her for her birfday or sumn. i do bar mitzvahs 2 if ne 1 plannin sumn u kno ya'll.

She gets mind raped by an angel and is left pretty much catatonic. Rei saved her sorry ass

L O N D O N
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N O D N O L

I'm about the same. Before FUCKING OBAMA my folks were really only paying for my food (which is cheap garbage) and internet. Oh and insurance on my jeep but they own that thing so. If I were paying the insurance on it I'd just get liability.

That "fine" for not getting insurance is cheaper than just getting that and can only be gotten by the government by taking it out of your tax returns that my family doesn't get anyway.

Oh. I guess he just wanted to get some yous and go to bed. You'd think he'd announce it to get his pizza.

It's obviously just for his "persona" considering you can't have an accent through writing
Im pretty sure he's a white dude.
Maybe mexican

So wait, you want to be slaves again?

You dont actually live in london do you? I heard its got a muslim mayer and is one term away from shariah.

nah I live in Cumbria

shieeeet. looks like I got got this time spider.

SHOOT

Look like I got bested dis time fam. but yo, dis ain't da las u seen of DMX by far.

Monica

Cheaper isn't cheaper when it's mo relative to max household income in this particular case.

can i b a house nigguh? i makes a mean sandwich missuh asuka

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ur waifu is shit

I'm impressed he kept it up for this long. I assumed he was using like some kind of filter to change his text for him at first but he seems to type like that. Takes a lot of skill tbh

I have no clue really about it. Or money in general honestly.

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ayyyyyyyyyyyy

Hey guys. How did your halloween go?

Spent my halloween at my security job, just got back from it. Kind of sad to see Halloween go but also glad because Halloween at theme parks is just hell sometimes. Maybe I'll still play some spoopy games even though it's over.

Nice 7s

Sounds comfy.

Sure, just not at my house. Don't need my kids coming out half black knowing the women nowadays.

But an AI can adapt to human emotions and become human, so I don't think it matters that much.

Besides, if they can build artifical wombs and pop out waifus, basically you can create the personality, looks, feelings, desires, favorite foods, etc.

And of course, what skin pigment they have, how their body will look like. Unfortunately, that type of technology is past my lifetime. Next 120 years.

I can't help but my feel my inner counter culture tingle, seeing as how many Reifags get triggered by Asuka.

As for the show, I don't like Rei that much. She seems similar to Shinji, another person that is "broken" and fragile.

Sad thing is that ever since moving, my internet isn't nearly as good as it used to be, and if I'm not using it in the dead of night, it's even more atrocious. had to wait until like 1 or 2 AM to do a download of AT2+Beta 5a an user patched and dumped, since with the patches it comes out to be like 4gb+. And my upload speed is even fucking worse. Like, 10 hours for a 2gb upload.

I'm worried that if I go to sleep, I'll sleep in and miss my english class tomorrow. It happened today and I slept in through my psychology class.

lets get some fried pizza soda

kinda eh

it's the countryside so if you like that kinda thing then sure it's good

See any qts in cute costumes?

I'm just hoping we make enough breakthroughs for AI at this point really. Its the only part I care about. Sex and physical stuff and all that would be nice but I just want to talk to her. That'd be enough for me.

I have no clue at all how long it'd take me to upload 2gb. Maybe a half a week or more. My internet is the fucking worst and I live in the middle of nowhere so they will never put anything better here and I have no alternatives.

its actually___

Yeah must get tiring after a while. Unless he practices somehow
Might even need to delete an entire post before hitting reply because he accidentally forgot to ebonic it

Leave a note asking to be woken up when parents leave. Say its really important.

Not like I do much outside anyway.

Well enough. At Ritsu's recommendation I grabbed a bag of dried squid from the Japanese market. It costs a little more than I'd like and I can see myself getting sick of it quickly but it's pretty good.

Just you wait until you see what Asuka's really like.

I would, but I live in a uni dorm.

Not bad. Not many people bother to decorate here anymore, but one house nearby had an inflatable black and orange cat in their yard and a daily dose spider hanging from the roof.

I always fucking hated morning classes. Not just because of general exhaustion, but because of outdoor campuses and it already being hot (and at times humid) by 830 AM or so in the months closer to summer.

Speaking of temperatures, this has been the last week of October and we got back into the triple digits again.

rev up that meth pipe fam tbh

When he first showed up I thought he was just gonna be a shitposter but I gotta admit, hes one of the most dedicated avatars I've ever seen

ok so u said yo fam don't get a tax return. so dey pay dey income taxes, but then don't get reimbursed fo ne otha deductibles n shit.

+750 on top of that fo u not havin insurance

as opposed to u havin a job dat was able to take care of dat amount seperately n take dat burden off of them. trust me fam white ppl h8 taxes or da idea of additional taxes, das y da attacks on trump fo it was supa sketch.

basically iz da selfless play monica. 27 hours a week? das nothin fam.

i b makin NO promises on dat count monica.

DMX FERTILE AF

shieeet i'm down. luh dem british mo'fukkn nibble fried bits at da chip joints w/ da fish'n alla dat

wut gaem monica?

Ask roommate(s) then to wake you up before leaving?

Even more dedicated than smokes or huey?

Thats why you can't stay at MY house. I'll set you up at hobos house or something.

every character in the show had a flaw though

>doesn't want to softly cuddle her when she's feeling down

Plenty, but most of them have chad boyfriends or they don't hit on security guards for whatever reason. They just want to go to bars and get hit on by dumb dudes. There was this one guy today that was asking me where the bars were so he could go hit on women. He found out quickly that most of them have bfs pretty quickly.

Nice. Well it's good to treat yourself to some nice food every now and then so don't feel bad. Seafood is not my thing though, except for tuna which is the chicken of the sea.

Nothing interesting happen spider?

Get me out of Chicago. I'm surrounded by Hillary supporters. Don't even get me started on the shit I heard on the Chicago Police Scanner tonight.

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you fo-got yo name fam

The big thing is that I just don't get why or how the internet here is so bad. Family's on the same plan we've been on: limitless high speed. Except that it's constantly finicky as fuck about working and when it does, we don't get more than 12mbps (and when I'm downloading stuff like vidya, the highest the speed goes is about 700kbps).

Not exactly out in the boonies here, but it's an odd spot that's a bit between a rock and hard place, to the point they just opened a supermarket down here and we still have to drive a good four or five miles just to find a drop off place to send mail out.

From what I've heard that 750 can only be deducted from the tax return and you don't have to pay it if you get no return. Not 100% sure on that but thats what I've heard.

Huey was a flash in the pan who hasn't done it in almost a year really. And smokes just doesn't reply to more than one person per post. Its more annoying than anything. Hell I reply to more people per thread than smoke does and I do it faster too. He replies to people like 20 minutes later.

Not losing control, if anything I'm regaining it, since I stayed up for the last 2 hours doing programming homework

How are you wild cats doing lately?

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Yes and no. I can't into linux and I lost my windows. Fuck me.

my type of waifu is usually titty monsters like pic related

We also only had 3 groups of Trick or Treaters this year. Almost all of them Mexicans. I ended up eating a half a bag of Candy by Myself tonight.

Storytime, faggot.

Why are you living in Chicongo, anyhow?

good man

she's got a great face and expressions too

my h100i is dying, and I had to lower my 6700k's clock down to 2.7ghz and disable one of the cores. I'm running on 1.180v right now.
such is life

u doubted me n mah sincerity riss?

I'M SO SINCER

iz jus how niggas b doin it fam idk tbh fam ya cain't jus like decipher things contextually or nuttin lyk dat ?

sum times when I close gimp my browser b crashin idk tbh monica

dat sound plausible but @ da same time monica da people not gettin returns iz mos likely da ones not havin da shit in da firs place

yo when i get triflin as foreigners in my hood i give away da individual pax of kleenex

You have bars at universal?

God I love TN

To be honest, i've wanted to kill myself for a while now, since I don't see myself doing anything in the future. Does anyone have any good suicide methods?

Who, rei?

Rei has bigger tits then Asuka

Just don't talk politics. Shit i'm friends with dudes from Toronto. Avoid politics like the plague. or be sarcastic as fuck when it comes up.

You kinda sound a bit jealous of smokes there. You guys got a bit of a rivalry going on lol?

It's not gay if its in a skirt user. thats rule #4.

Shit your pc is falling apart at the seams.

Yeah but hes a wizard. Wizards always have houses. Or technically towers I guess?

that's nuts mah nigga, you run da gimp tru yo brosa?

nah the quoted titty monster

Wanna stay up all night?

Rei a best.

I've seen all of one Hillary sign in some boomer's window of their trailer and a bumper sticker on a car driven by a shitskin. Everything else is Trump (on the occasion I see them; angry spics/libshits vandalize them pretty often) and Feel the Johnson as far as signage go.

At least I figured out the problem!
I touched the rubber tubing for it and it was so hot, it burnt me

Maybe call up the company and see if theres something wrong with the line nearby?

My family was firmly middle class and obama has made sure to fuck us over the best he can. Which is why we don't get returns anymore. Hell I think they had to pay 2k more in taxes for some bs reason.

Nah he doesn't even post here anymore really.

Yeah, there's a place called citywalk that's basically a tourist trap and has all this night life shit in it. That's where I was working today.

Stop being a wigger.

I told you that was why before! Put a fan on it

i'd start off by postin a nice ass wallpaper w/ a fukkn watermark in monica das first n 4 most fam lyk gottdayuum wtf u doin main. look if u ain't playin climb a tree a big tree or find a cliff. tie a noose w/ a LONG ass rope, u goin fo da quik neck snap aight painless not da long chokey kind das bad fam u don't want dat.

but fo'real don't do it man das sum bitch shit monica

dat is ryt fam he would have a tower

nah nah nigga, idk wut it is tbh, prolly a combination of thangs but when i x outta dat gimp da browser b like not knowin what iz doin.

sound about right tbh. all ya'll whites better learn how racist it is to possess currency.

mah bad

Better than Asuka or that retarded bitch from the new movies

I don't talk politics with people that have "firm opinions" on shit, though politics should be discussed when possible tbh my famicom

Faggot.

This guy gets it.

Oh, Hotaru Dagashi

I'll put a fan on you

It's been like this ever since we moved in months back. Next time I see the neighbors (if I ever see them) I'll ask if they're internet speed is shit too. Thinking it's just the way this house is wired up; some dumb decisions were involved, like only putting cable outlets in the front room and office instead of readily throughout the house.

I assumed because college. Thought he might post more now, with midterms being over.

Yup, big time.

Jokes on you, i've got two blankets on me right now
it'd do nothing

Landslide confirmed

Sounds pretty dang comfy. So can I like go get plastered then go ride roller coasters and puke everywhere?

If shillary wins its all over tbh

I fucking hate this election year; I can't escape faggots talking about Trump this or Hillary that anywhere. At work, on Holla Forums, even FFXIV has retards named after pepe or Trump.

I played Postal 2 for the Halloween event going on, but not any actually spooky games. Reading through "It" though and it's pretty good. Also i finally said rabbit, rabbit, rabbit on time this month, so here's to a decent November.

Which internet provider do you use? I've had some similar issues with XFinity, and don't even get me started on how fucking retarded their tech support is.

I was more curious than anything. I got some dried fish too, which is about the same. It's pretty much fishy jerky that was much cheaper than the squid. I'm not sure what to do with it other than eat it as is.

She's a lot better than Asuka. Rei wins on the basis of being capable of being quiet and relaxed

Mari is alright. If nothing else it was nice to see someone who would actively indulge Asuka's competitive side

Hello everyone have you had a good day

Family is here, otherwise I would be somewhere where I could do some fishing & Hiking. I'm saving up to get an RV to hopefully make enough to get out of this hellhole by this time next year, but if Trump really does deport every Illegal within a year's time I might end up staying. Insanely high volume of Random Jewish stuff is keeping me in business. That $1000 jewish business book I found 3 days ago is a good example. I'm like a small animal specifically suited to a lifestyle of ripping off people in chicago, but I could probably do what I do anywhere.

Three people dressed as clowns throwing eggs at cars. 2 year old in ninja turtle costume abandoned at 7-11. Someone lit a tree on fire with fireworks. I mean it's insane. If you're lucky you can catch the tail end of it right now.

What's it like in TN? Lots of Mountains, or is that just georgia?

We're about to make america great again. Don't be a fag & kill yourself. I need friends in Trump's new world.

It is a pretty low bar, but yeah she wins by miles.

Is it wrong im kinda hoping she does win? I wanna see what happens! I bet shit would explode everywhere and WW3 would explode into the forefront and we'd end up going full steampunk then civil wars everywhere. it'd be climatic as fuck.
How gay?

I'm sorry you don't know how to be friends with men

well what broser chu usan?

yeah man I dig them eyes especially

not as good as you, your first post dubbs were bigger

but user, I'm Canadian. I don't think I can share love with you in my cucked country.

this tbh how da fug is AMERICA gonna have a female president fo da first time n she ain't n neva has been at any point fappable? can you even imagine her being sexy? even trying to turn bill on at some point in her life?

My internet used to get fucked when it rained because they left some box open a mile down the road that would fuck up when it got wet. Was fucking retarded.

He doesn't really show up in the IRC either though

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Mari felt a bit too "mary sue-ish" when Asuka already pushed that line, I guess that's my biggest gripe there, but then again this is fucking NGE so whatever.

If you want a cool spook-shooter try out FEAR user, I'd suggest you do what I've been doing if you want to avoid the election shit sometimes and dig into that backlog, especially emulator stuff.

i fucked up everything
even the spoilers

Cox. They haven't been too bad before, but they're really living up to that old joke about their name being what they suck. Plus, every so often it just goes out all over, and in those cases it's not just me (this area is frequently a red zone for outages).

Deal with it. You got like eight more days until we see either the emperor ascend or RWDS forming.

What I am sick of has been the lugenpresse.

get over it

Yeah its been comfy so far, how are you user?

I'm in east TN so its all mountains. And its the best part of TN too. One of the whitest parts of the south, comfy mountain roads for drivin fast, not much going on, no libtards. Its nice.

Civil war would fucking suck though.

Where I come from we drink and bond over drunk talk about broken dreams and broken hearts.

Hows that going with trudeau?
Well, at least you tried.

seea monkey nigguh honestly, when i fire up gimp i'm gettin da memory gettin wonky cuh seamonkey can use quite a bit, n when it get wonky it use even mo

thanks

As much as it pains me to say it but 19 year old Hillary is cute, pretty sure she sold her soul to Yahweh soon after
Also No way Hillary is going to win, didn't someone Trash Trump's Holywood Star

To me they both look like a c cup at best

Now Misato has fucking huge tits.

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SHUT
IT
DOWN
GOYIM

Sure you can. Well there's only one roller coaster in the whole park. Everything else is motion simulation rides. I know they have a bar in the harry potter section of the park that is pretty neat-o

Canada is about to become Paris France. I would immigrate legally right now if I were you. They want to bring 300,000 invaders in monthly or some crazy number. You've got good fishing, but your forests are getting destroyed by those bark beetles (I hear) so who knows how long that's going to last.

Just turn this on in the background, it's still kinda crazy.

chicagoscanner.com/

More likely than not it's really just their shit wiring then, you guys have any other providers you could switch to? It might not be a quick solution but it would probably be the best way to fix it.

Thats two now! Just use the double asterisks.

Well he's busy in college right? It'd make sense. Though he sounds like hes heavy in the depression right now, so maybe thats why.

Early 90s shillary was kinda cute in that mean librarian sorta way. And she had really fake eyebrows too which I like.

Wait what. ONE RIDE? What is this. I thought it was like a theme park the fuck.

I've seen more art with Rei having bigger tits, then I have of Asuka

I meant to do this but sometime after midnight I said fuck a bunch of times after losing in a video game.

The rebuild films have been really hit or miss with a lot of stuff. Then again, so was the show so it's par for the course I guess

yea dey trashed da shit, I think then some homeless person heard about it n jus camped out ova it n may or may not have been assaulted fo it. so many lil happenings seepin through to MSM is a lil scary.

outta all da 3d in da whole wide woild riss

Yeah, but I'm not sure if any of them are necessarily better. And right now the connection may be shit, but at least there's no data cap on this plan.

That and because of the most recent leaks and re-opened FBI investigation, Shillary actually dropped a pretty large amount in the polls. This, coinciding with her team supposedly waiting to oversample specific groups to give her an imaginary margin seems to be a good indication she won't be able to rig this. Who knows

I blame you!
spider got banned again about 18 minutes ago, ritsu has to watch out

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Yeah probably. I expect him to blow his brains out before finishing college tbh

Hey I'm not saying she was insanely hot back then or anything. But she wasn't nasty.

I'm fine I'm not avatarfagging.

she actually fired a guy in 04 fo riggin her polls up to make her look better/tell her wut she wanted to hear.

what's it like being so alone I'm joking I still remember and always will

SHEEEEEIIIT
what spactaclease you got on yo C. P. U. monica?

I didn't give you the dubs fam but good mornign anyway

in hindsight she was best girl and I even liked her when I was a kid playing season of sakura with no sound

I'll take the rebuild films for better pacing (comparing it to the original show anyway) and a fresh story. When is 4.44 coming out, fuck me I just want it to be over already

fam never fall for the data cap meme, that shit is basically a scam in this day and age.

They probably got him for more than 3 posts of porn considering how many of his pics has his dick in em. Ritsu doesnt avatar, he namefags
technically okay
And I'm innocent!

His ban is like 3 days long too
You're at fault!

Yeah but in this case it's not an issue of their internal image, they want to present a strong image to the outside so people that are "on the fence" will lean towards the "winning side", and to make it seem like Trump doesn't ACTUALLY have a good lead going, which is probably the most dangerous thing to her campaign right now

fuk a avatar faggot les jus post sum classic nigguhz

mah computer don't use glasses monica wut?

oh shiteeeet. monica…das real

Jesus. That rough a vocation? What's he studying?

Nah, I just don't talk about feelings unless drunk. And most of my friends/fam are the same. Besides drunk feelztalking is fun
As is drunk rabblerousing

And yet he wont just use a proxy/vpn/reset router
Spider is an odd critter.
No, it's your fault! For not knowing how to spoiler!

I saw it in a Hungry Jacks Australian Burger King and saw some Sick Lesbians Smug about it

Doesn't change that you're a Cool Bronski

Like I said, it's mostly simulation rides. Most of them suck with only the harry potter ride being neat-o. Actually there's 2 rollercoasters but one of them is pretty small. If you want extreme rollercoaster rides you have to go to six flags.

I wonder, do we have an ecchi board? I know we have /vp/ but that's all I know

Maybe his ex became a mod?

Is that star trek or something?

Nuclear physics or something

We have an okish park here called Dollywood. Its not YUGE or anything but its got a decent amount of rides at least.

So who's ready for the 7 day Hillary Clinton meltdown? Just yesterday we had

I can feel it. Tomorrow is going to be BIG.

What's your waifu anons?

Ah, so thunderfoots specialty. That shits hard as fuck. Even I wouldnt touch nuclear physics and i fucking like math and science.

the salt will flow for a 1000 years

I wonder what's going to drop on the 8th, wasn't that date named by wikileaks to be their biggest bomb on her or something?

I saw a vid of her supposedly being drunk. Dunno if I believe it.

And chief keefes next vid today probably should have someone in her campaign being racist. So that'll be fun.

Do you really gotta ask?

I genuinely enjoyed the first two. There's some good stuff there despite stumbling a bit in certain areas. I don't even know how they're going to wrap things up with just one more movie. The third needed to do a ton of new world building but instead pissed away its run time with piano duets. Opening sequence was pretty cool though.

You first.

I have an anime role model. Does that count?

HEADS UP: O KEEFE NIGGER TAPE IS COMING OUT IN A FEW HOURS

Is she batshit insane, it's proven at this point Russia didn't do it

oh snap dat would make a trill a$$ movie tbh

yea dat nigguh is a COMMODORE ritsu. dat mean he control many ships, but really he jus command a base. so idk y sisko isn't referred to as a commodore in DS9 but hey man dey ain't known so much fo dey continuity

wut's da otha boy club dude's name monica?

shieet u already kno monica

chief keef….DUDE IS DAT DA NIGGA W/ DA LEAKS FO'REAL? i wonder y he been keepin quiet l8ly

Look at this faggot asking for waifus. kys tbh fampai.

I can't wait to watch her threaten random citizens to be "suicided". I bet she snaps when the racist video comes out!

Nah, yours is self explanatory.Though I figured you'd use the excuse to post her.

It'sBig Boss

Yes. Pretty much same as me.

I means da parts and sheit
and noice daystrum monica

drinking is a crutch fam, but yeah it can be fun

thank you fam, I don't know you right this second but I'm willing to bet you're pretty cool too

it's happening?

And lets be honest, smokes isn't the brightest bulb in the crayon box

Thats what I said.

Star trek was commie propaganda tbh

Was it you who banned him?

Every man needs a vice. Drinkings not mine

fair enough fam

salads here, you all have a good night

Indeed, my fellow Volksgenosse

Spoiler so I don't derail this, because I know the first one might do it

What's yours fam

I expected too much out of 3 because of how fucking crazy the end of 2 was, all I got was homo tension

I assumed that was a trap set to get me to post her so you could report it so I'd be banned. Nice try schlomo but I'm on to you.

……………………

da federation can b definitely seen as communist or socialist in some ways but at the same time they do deconstruct it and make fun of it at certain points that I've seen.

What's your source on that?

They've burned all their ammo. They have nothing left to bring up, so they have to bring up disprove things & it makes her look insane…moreso.

She's one step away from saying CNN is owned by the Soviets. It's laughable & I love watching her burn. Can't wait to see these next 7 days unfold. God help me if the Cubs win tomorrow AND Trump becomes President. It's gonna be another Chicago Fire over here.

So should I put two Power Klaws on my Ork Nob Boss

lil surprised dey blew dey load so early. is like.. they cain't even count or sumn.

if u can dream it moniica

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I've only ever seen TNG and that one is pretty horrible about the whole "we gotta respect everyones cultures and shiiiiiet even if they chopping of heads and stuff"

He does act like he's short a few marbles sort a set. I figured it was an act tho?

no_
I'm not his ex
Maybe it's you!

Enjoy your rabbit food m8.

That a lotta thick!nice
see here

Naw, i only ever report ironically. Or if I see one of those cp posts.

I cant wait for him to win either. I want to see if some idiot liberals follow through and actually try to start civil war 2.0, when majority of them dont own guns

Check James O'Keefe twitter. He said they have on tape of HRC or her staff "disparaging blacks in the worst way"

yea yea but dey do often bring up da drawbacks w/ mo den a lil sarcasm tbh monica

i want a spurdo witcher mod

Ey fam at least it's not NTR!

It wouldn't fix the gameplay but maybe I'd actually play through 1 and 2 that way

I don't know about you but it doesn't excuse you faggot.

Nah I don't think so. I've talked to him a fair bit and never saw a hint there was something there.

But then they still be good goys and not do anything about it cause "muh prime directive"

Literally everything they try to say about him is a lie. My favorite was when they said "he never paid his taxes in the 90s!" When he wrote an ENTIRE book (Called the art of the comeback) talking about how he lost $900 Million dollars in 1995 on his casinos & wrote it off as a tax deductible.

They never thought people would use google to fact check them.

He said "soon early this week" that might not be tonight then right?

Would you ask him to teach you the basics of CQC?
To answer the original question, her name's Pekoyama Peko and she's wonderful

That's what aggravated me more than anything. All that momentum was completely wasted.

There's a bit more to it than that. The Federation doesn't think it's ethical to interfere with things that aren't advanced enough to deal with first contact so the official position is to leave them to their own devices.

You're awaifu a shit tbh fam.

He always dumps between noon and 2pm so expect it then. And early probably means today or tomorrow at the latest.

In TNG they seem to use the prime directive or something similar to not interfere with politics even with spacefaring species though.

I want a gondola witcher mod. It'd be great using sword dancing with one blade in one of your feet. Be majestic as fuck.

I mean, he's gotta be intelligent on some level. He managed to make it into the classes right? Unless hes just that filled with determination.

ah so it's the cutie there in the glasses. Very nice!
And yes I would. I'd join outer heaven in a heartbeat
And pray to god they never deploy me with nothing but a bikini and a banana.

Bully!

Wait, where's your waifu! Is it
this one?

And even then theres a difference between being smart enough to take tests and shit and actually being smart.

I WILL CONTINUE TO BULLY YOU FAGGOT

No but that waifu a shit tbh famalamadingdongbanu

It makes him a 80 point model effectively, though it means he can do 5 strength 8 attacks on a charge which is shit only a Imperial Knight could withstand

I mean, if its the hard sciences, you need to at least know your shit. Tho a lot can be rote memorization. Though memorization can only take you so far.

NO BULLY
Shit taste tbh famalam

Aren't modern colleges basically just debt + feminism: The quarantine zone?

I think hes failing which is probably what will bring on the suicide anyway

Mostly yeah.

CONTINUE BULLY

CONTINUE BULLY

y-you too

Advanced enough means capable of warp travel iirc. Until then the Federation doesn't give a shit.

Depends on the college. I was surprised to find mine had an official feminist organization that was just fine with an equivalent group for men existing on campus.

FUCKING CODENIGGER

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But they were in contact with these races.

Definitely possible.
Would explain his new, worsening depression

T-TOO MUCH BULLY
SETTLE DOWN!
Prove it! Show some good kemonomimi

Feminists that are capable of co-existing with academia? Get the fuck out of here.

Too bad I live in a place that's too pozzed up, no way any college around here would be anything but a money sink.

Which episode was this?

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KEMONOMIMI IS LOVE

Bretty good.

You're pretty good.

No U.

When's the marriage?

As soon as we tagteam you.

kiss already.

No you.

Soon

well dat shit rly only applies when they explorin like a non galactic/star-trevellin civilization dat's come to that form of government by "natural" means u kno? they ain't finna lee a foot print u kno.

ye das wut i'm sayin dawg

i luh dat gondola but I think spurdo would fit da setting better tbh monica

iz dat 40 k or vanilla?

But yours are better

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It was a joke! Youre still too young to be posting here

This isn't lewd enough. You two need to go gayer

They better be. I have spent over 6 gorrillion hours collecting up my collection.

Who says I can't be 9 years old and use the internet?

What you know about that?

No clue. But I know it was one!

I'll bring evidence next thread maybe.

See above post

Your mother.

40K, though I was given some vanilla orks, I'll give 'em shootas to make a Snakebite army

There is no gayer than furry flirt-posting. Dont be ridiculous!

That'd explain the high quality
You must have entire folders! give them to me

Mark does! If he finds out he's going to ban you!

Just what he posts in thread. And he's constantly alluding to how down he's feeling. Like he's got the weight of the world on his shoulders.

Thats a cute one.

Dubs and I'll go to bed and stop drunk posting.

PISS OFF FAGGOT

I ask because I'm poking through the wiki and I'm not seeing anything that fits what you described. Are you sure it wasn't just a non-Federation planet?

You're here forever

I SAID NO BULLY!
Sharing is caring!

Yeah sounds about right.

And hes shitposting a lot more lately.

Nah I remember them having some ladies on their ship and the planet or whatever was about to do some fucked up ritual or something and cap'n baldie is all like "blu blu muh directive"

Trips and you post a selfie in a skirt

if dey ain't travellin dem stars man dey society b irrelevant to dem federation nigguhs least as far as I can tell fam. Jus started watchin TOS tho so I'm jus peacin ish togetha

yea wut dis nigga sayin. like dey ain't out their in dat col ass vacuum tryin to conquer niggas or correct da record or liberate mo'fuckas even. they jus there to observe n study n see if they cain't snipe some resources n shit from ppl.

I WANT TO LEAVE THIS SHITTY PLACE

ALL THE BULLY
No. This is my private reserve of fox grils.

kys tbh fam.

To be honest I hope no American is on 4am in 7 days as so they can have a good night sleep to vote for Trump high energy and shit
Or at least sleep and wake up at 3:50am so you can vote

early votin nigguh

votin offin nigguh

That's not good. Everyone knows you shitpost more the more you're depressed! It's a warning sign.

NONE OF BULLY
No! If this relationship works, you share!
If I save most of these i'm already stealing some of your collection

The first one seems 2old4me tbh fam

I'll be in the thread but I'll still go out and vote. Either take a nap before or after the thread like usual and I'll be fine.

Still, I hope you get your nigga either to vote Trump or to not show up

Doesnt take that much energy to stuff a ballot? So long as they dont fuck up and accidentally vote for jill stein or something. Or even worse, hillary.

ALL THE FUCKING BULLY YOU FAGGOT
Haha! Lucky for you this is my public reserve I am sharing. I have my own private reserve of fox grils hidden deep within my directories.

Hopefully before as you've oversleped before

Thats what I thought too!

RIP smoke, we hardly knew yee

Only like once or twice.

Which isn't a bad ratio for the entire year.

if dey fo'real fo'real got tape of hillary sayin nigguhs main, shieet, das gonna get blax out hard in these streets tbh like u ain't neva seen. niggas so spiteful they'll vote for trump jus to not vote for hillary u kno. plus dem ole colored folks ain't gonna play dat shit monica fo'real.

FO'REAL

it puttin me to sleep a lot tbh monica but when it's a good episode is aight

If they're Vermont then Stein mightn't be a bad choice

So I heard about this new phone app called "Candid". It's basically a social media app that allows all its users to remain anonymous. What do you fags think about that? Twitter without the identification.

I haven't really watched much like 3d tv in a while. Just can't seem to find shows.

DONT MAKE ME HOLD YOU DOWN AND BULLY YOU!
N-no fair! Show the best stuff!

Yeah, rip. Maybe he'll come out the other end. Hopefully someone takes his guns away soon though.

For presidential? At this point its just hillary or trump isnt it?

It's great. I use it daily and am not part of a focus group. :^)

DO IT FAGGOT
Nah. Fuck yourself. This is my reserve.

But then how will I hoard all my (You)s?

star trek ds9 is honestly pretty fukkn good but it take awhile for it to get goin. honestly u could prolly start in ssn 3 if you finna cut ryt to da chase monica, but if u jus lookin fo a time killer, iz really top notch fo dat specific purpose.

gary johnson n sum green party cunt is still running. I think she a doctor or sumn. she gettin no play fo sum reason.

Ehhh if I were going to watch space shit I'd go rewatch and finally finish farscape.

Because the (((media))) knows any vote for her is a vote from shillary. They only pushed johnson because they thought the same for Trump but it ended up hurting hillary even more funny enough. Once they figured that out they started attacking him again.

FINE. PREPARE TO BE BULLIED,NERD
Here's a nice butt one for your private stock then

Doesnt he? He's from texas and loves westerns. I'd imagine he'd have a good half dozen.

Doesnt make the big bucks like showing trump and hillary does. I remember when ron paul ran they blacked out him.

Back for a bit, salmon ceaser salad is good stuff

smoke since you're on like every night the next time you see smoke tell him even if he fails he can just try again or do something else and that I'll think he's a cool dude either way

HERP A DERP
I mean Ritsu tell smoke

If Stein Wins Vermont it means it it's Electoral votes don't go to Hillary, also might cause the case where the house votes for it, and as long as McMullin doesn't win Utah then it won't be an Issue as the Republican Party would at least die in a year picking him rather than a day if they picked Hillary

Definitely bette than hillary winning imo.

Nah hes just a lot of talk.

t. guy who has owned 4 revolvers

Yeah sure if I remember.

I'm going to bed. Fuck you faggots.
Remember to pet your fox gril daily and give her lots of love.

I also happen to believe in you Ritsu, just so you know

G'night user. I'm going to head off too

good night fam

and a good night to you

That's a shame. I'd have figured he'd have a fuckton of em.

Nite faggot. Dream of waifu.

Do you believe in me, wigger-user?

I think I've found the episode you're talking about. Picard only mentioned the directive because Troi's mother was asking him to interfere in that world's society to prevent this dude from following a custom she sees as barbaric. He ultimately refuses the guy's request for asylum in the end because accepting would have meant war.

HO BABY
You hear that mimi? You might have to bring your own accessories.

Happy birthday, famalamo

You're my fam fam, I know each and every one of you has the potential to be something great

Of course I believe in you!

k thanks

I don't think hes even shot one before tbh

Maybe. You got that much autism for trek fam?

welcome

How is NZ other than the Brothels

Not really.

Gonna bounce and play some dbx2, later fam!

Brothels are legal where you guys come from?

Thanks! I believe in you too!

that's a shame. I'd be sad as fuck if I never got to shoot my rifle. It's an amazing feeling.

I'm about to head to sleep myself. See ya

fucking garbage
also forgot to add to the story that I told the old hag that her sign on the door was all fucked up but apparently it was written in french for some unknown reason and I took a few too many seconds trying to read french even though I can't. Figured it was time to leave before I tried to tell her it was an english speaking country or something.

Yeah. Street prostitution is legal here too but what do you expect from the first country in the world to give women the vote.

They're Legal in 'Straya

fucking kek

Thank you familam, my target is 5 white kids and a hydroponics business and I'll be satisfied

night fam

So I guess that makes you guys the Canada to our America then

I expect slutwalks

Nite!

later Ritsu

Well, on the bright side, being ahead of the curve means you'll be the first to take it away too.

Huh. Didnt expect it to be so widespread, though in retrospect it is the oldest profession on earth.

Sounds like a good dream! Hopefully theyre not all girls.

we go one better
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boobs_on_Bikes

if autistralia is america, then yeah, we're canada.

Cya user

yeah hopefully only like 2 are girls, and close to the same age

night fam

I am jacks lack of surprise

It's not so much that but that Australia and NZ are pretty similar
We were 2nd to bring in Womens Sufferage
We both have ex-Goldman Sachs employees as our PMs, our biggest cities are hell holes not even Nukes would be able to cleanse but with beautiful country side
As well as Shit Naitives

Do you guys say eh as well?

Nite Ritsu!

If I ever have kids not likely,considering I pray none are girls. Everything i've heard is a horror story, then they probably turn out to be sluts.

Jesus, my apologies. Suddenly our cuck retard prime minister doesnt seem the worst in existence. And NZ/Aus does sound very similar to the relationship between us and the burgers down south. Do you guys get all the same news channels and every program aus get, like we do with murica?

Yes but it's pronounced "ay" and usually followed by bro (pronounced "brew").

Even the slutwalk has been corrupted into something completely devoid of higher meaning and is nothing but carnal desire.
Massive turnout though.

it all depends on the father fam
you gotta be the nurturing force of order and not just the wage well that your family only goes to for money

Holla Forums loves posting statistics about how shit single mothers are, hell I had one come in just at the beginning of my shift stoned and barely lucid half talking to herself and I gave her the opportunity to try to call someone for help

she calls her "soulmate" "james"
she starts asking him for his card number because she lost her backpack full of stuff. I don't hear him but she argues with him about how she isn't a horrible mother and how its a really big deal that she hasn't asked for help in at least 8 months and shit of that tenor

remember that the father is truly the foundation, the bedrock, upon which a stable family is built

I love that one pic in south america

How odd. So like "ay bruh!"
Sounds like a europeanized version of canadian vernacular.

Ours in particular is not just ex-Goldman Sach but also an ex-lawyer and is the biggest fucking Hebephile, to the point we're he's convinced he's Jewish
Also have a look at this article, pure shitpost

As far as I know Australia and NZ are a bit different TV wise
I don't know about their Free to Air but their Satellite is Sky while ours is Fox but there is a decent amount of crossover

Forgot the Article
web.archive.org/web/20161029130458/https://www.please use archive.is/markdistefano/gday-pepe?utm_term=.mcN0Qy0RX#.rxRdDWd3q

wouldn't know. embed related probably a decent example.

Ahh okay. For us, we got just about all american programs and its much rarer to get canadian programs. Most of the time I know more about whats going on with america politically than canada, whether its t.v, or through the internet.
Jesus, sounds like turbo bill clinton.

Except with schools pumping indocrination into their brains, television, extracurricular activities and if you're unlucky the already brainwashed mother, it's a battle uphill, both ways. That chick to the direct topright of the girl with the airhorn in the center did porn.

Im guessing this is gonna be some crazy shit.

I always thought that was a comical joke of your guys accent. Like how they bug canadians about eh, and aboot.

Bill Clinton was just a rapey man who raped the wrong woman, Turnbull dreams of Ugly Jewesses the Same way you dream of pure QT 2d grills

none of them are white
why?

I presently have my eye on a qt on POF with a profile that states her religion is very important to her and don't bother contacting her if it's for hookups and shit and she is 24
I just need to hurry the fuck up and get my shit together enough to ask her out she want's kids too

I heard that as well

I'd ask for sauce but I can tell it'd likely be Nigger porn

forget that, she's probably saggy and shit

I don't sound like that but the maoris outside of auckland definitely do.

Well fine, here.
The narrator in this one sounds more like me.

Fake Rape would be funny at least

I like that commercial, and if your voice is like that you probably have a cool voice

pretty sure it was supposed to be that show of ugly amatures or some shit

Ah, so he's not a kike, but he really really wants to be and wants his kids to be as well?

Just uh, be careful. She's halfway into 20, and im not sure about where you're from but where i'm from most of my ex girlsfriends lost it at around 14, so that's around 8 years of cock. She might be trying to husband up before 30.

I never saw it, it was just a pic i saw on halfchan before the move a couple years back. I think it was horseporn
I think

Outside aukland
Im guessing this is out west, or east or wtv. If so then its the same as our albertans. Once you get to british columbia or alberta, they can sound like that. It's like a whole other world like boston in america with their fucking accent. or New jersey.
Also the newfies sound weird as fuck, listen to this

I understand what you are getting at and I will endeavor to be careful

sounds like a weird mix of welsh and scottish

Alright, this is it for me guys. Im fallin asleep. Gonna take a nap. Have a good one!

From what i've heard some of the best places to get more conservative women is in hobby styled places. Instead of dating sites or hookup places like bars. Like pottery classes, or shit like that, where women are not naturally looking to score so to speak.

Pretty much. I always think of welshmen when I hear em. God I love the accent, makes me smile when I hear it. It's why I love it when my cousins visit.

I am reminded of Pic related

it takes some serious effort to fail that soft liberal arts shit

if that makes you feel better

Why the fuck are you doing an English Course

I've heard that as well familam, part of why I started learning to skate

Hey I need to finish work so I'm bugging out, you all have a good night

aw fug I missed it have a good night user

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