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I wanna fuck that robot.

good posts m8

Halloween is an excellent time to play your favorite spooky video games.

There are so many to choose from!

But be sure to wash your hands before playing them.

Sticky controllers is more horrible than any other nightmare imaginable, trust me.

I didn't play video games today. I spent the whole day watching My Little Pony cartoons

ARE YOU SPOOKED?

How would you know that? You have no hands.

Oh shit, awake on a ROB thread ! Hopefully not for long it's so late

Happy Halloween R.O.B.!

So, in honor of Halloween, I figured that I would revisit this great classic.

It's called "Resident Evil."

It's a video game that came out for the Nintendo GameCube back in April of 2002.

You play as one of either two police officers investigating a mansion full of evil monsters that want to kill you.

Doesn't that sound spooky?

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Do you want to share something to the class?

Fuck off namefag, you already ruined several projects in the board, you won't ruin ROB threads.

How can it be spoopy if you can shoot things, ROB?

Now it's important to remember that this game is designed for a mature audience only.

This game may not be suitable for everyone.

Especially those who scare easily.

3spooky5me

I like the sound of that

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But it says its for the Gamecube, surely it's not that spoopy?

Welcome back R.O.B.

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It's okay ROB. I'm brave.

Now are you sure that you're okay with this, GB?

I don't want to pressure you into anything you don't want to do.

Will you be okay?

You can cut through the sexual tension with a knife.

I MISSED YOU ROB
And today was a pretty shitty day too, I'm glad it can end on a happy note

Well, to stay in your country the way it's going, I suppose you're right.

( ･ ᗜ ･ );;

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ｉ ａｍ ｏｋａｙ

HURRY UP AND SPOOK ME FAGGOT

You're such a gentleman ROB.

Don't worry, GB.

It's only a video game.

Video games have never been known to hurt anyone.

…or so I've read.

This doesn't bode well

Oh boy ROB, you poor soul. Haven't you ever read anything on the internet ?

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Nice

A Rob thread right on time. GameGearSlut just fell asleep.

(((╹д╹;)))

No trick or treaters yet. Hope you are having a nice Halloween, ROB.

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Ahh! Damnit Rob!

(ノдヽ)

Hmm?

Oh no! GB became frightened.

I better go and comfort GB.

At least I know I'm pretty good at that.

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GB, you can come out now.

There are no such thing as monsters.

It's only a video game, remember?

Time to unscare GB! Under the covers

R.O.B. you dog

Wait rob, you know about the haunted majoras mask game right? What if someone sticks a haunted zelda game into GB? She could be possessed

Now's your chance for some action, R.O.B.

was giving the d apart of your plan?

｡゜(｀Д´)゜｡

ｙｏｕ ｓａｉｄ ｙｏｕ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｎｏｔ ｓｃａｒｅ ｍｅ．

Is the twist that the monsters are real? I've seen monsters. I've seen monSTARS. I've seen Space Jam.

(｡ì _ í｡)

You see, GB?

Everything is going to be okay.

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So, you want to watch me play Resident Evil some more?

COMFORT GB BY BLOWING ON THE GAME SLOT

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WAY TOO LEWD

iwata didnt dead for this
fast racing neo is the best f zero title than mario kart 8
nintendo switch it off
metroid is as alive as the wii u
the 3ds library is bigger than the wii u
nintendo of america
nintendo of japan
long jump is as fast as just running
nintendo more like nintendcrap
==it originated from halfchan you fucking retard, so don't even pull "fuggen cuck xd"
virtual boy is red and is better it has the best wario game in the best colour
nintnedo still has no games
nintendo switch more like nintendo switched their heads off much like iwata

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Today is a good day

Oh boy. I guess I really did it now.

We should probably give GB some space for the moment.

Skyline-user, you're supposed to be more angry.

Rude!

GB is being no fun, bring out the gay chink.

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In anycase, let's get back to the game.

Oh hey it's ROB!!

What's up? How's your Halloween going?

The door with the emblem of the helmet wont open.

Perhaps there's a key somewhere.

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HEY YOU AUTISTIC SHITHEAP OF A VIBRATOR

TRICK OR FUCKING TREAT

NOW PUT ALL OF THE CANDY IN THE BAG RIGHT NOW

OR I WILL FUCKING "PLUG YOU OUT"

I better check the map to see if there's any room I haven't been in.

It's been fine. Just saw a 90's movie (I think it's 90's) called Evolver from the Holla Forums's cyburtube stream.
Bloodborne

GET THIS COCKSUCKING ROBOT OUT OF HERE, MR GRINCH.

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Guys! GB has a game in her gameslot right now! What game is it?

Where's the video games?

Also, I better stop at the nearest supply crate.

Should I be carrying more ammunition? Or more health items?

It's Halloween, not Christmas. Come back in 55 days

There's probably no need to carry around all these ink ribbons, anyway.

It's okay to avatarfag if it's nintendo. :^)

Ammo is key and don't be scared

Ammo! Health is for nubs rob! You need bullets.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

R.O.B. LOOK OUT A SPIDER

SPIDER!

HOLY SHIT

…I just heard something.

It's like a large creature is getting near.

I hope I have enough ammunition to kill it.

that's not a haircut

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT, YOUR OPINION IS NOT NEEDED

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT PUT THE CANDY IN THE BAG RIGHT NOW YOUR SHITTY LITTLE THREAD WILL BURN

If it's tyrant rob, just run!

Have you found the rocket launcher yet?

Look out rob! On your head!

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oh fuck it's greg from arby n the chief

…?

Yeah sure. And you're going to delete all our JoJo threads. And you're going to make Power Girl the way she used to be, just as soon as you figure out how the mod tools work.

Should have noped

WILL ROB BE ABLE TO BEAT THE SPIDER?

????????????

wowowowWHAHAHAAAAA!

GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!

Don't make any sudden moves or it'll bite.

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what a pussy ass robot lmao

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Maybe it just wants some attention?

NONONONONONONONO…wait a second.

DO NOT HARM THE SPIDER

This is just a toy spider.

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Will spider and robot be friends?

BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

But who would do such a thing?

Awww, does it have a hole at least?

IT WAS GB

We all know who would

OKAY YOU DONE DID IT NOW

PREPARE TO GET SO SCARED YOU WILL SHIT YOUR PANTS

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Maybe it was a ghost.

Don't be fooled rob. Spiders have been known to put retail tags on themselves to seem less menacing to their prey.

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You think this is a laughing matter you cheeky cunt

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It was you!

Listen here you little shit.

While it may not be a spider. What if it is in fact a pinata filled with spiders?

kill all tripfags

Get back here, GB!

I'm going to get you!

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I KNEW IT

I'm going to get you good!

This is getting interesting

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These threads remind me of children screaming at Dora on the television screen when she asks them all a question.

Oh myyyyyyyyy

Don't run GB, let it happen.

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Wait!

Is that a thunderstorm outside?

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That's basically what we are doing. It's good letting your inner child out every once in a while

Thunder cockblock

That's not very good.

Playing video games during a thunderstorm is never good.

At any moment, the power may g-

*zzt*

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Just when I thought it couldn't possibly get more lewd.

Now it really begins

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But how are you still posting?

FUCK

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Well that's all, folks. Show's over.

it's too late now

Laptop?

I kind of wonder if GB and ROB will fuck in the dark.

Lewd content in the dark!
Will ROB take this chance to cop a feel? Will he grab her by the pussy?

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Lewd when?

Lewd now.

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wut

Well shit, GB is still alive

I was afraid of this.

And I wasn't able to save, either.

Rats!

Is this spooky or is it lewd?

2SPOOKEY

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Why not both?

You should have carried those ink tapes!

ROB confirmed to be T-800.

We better call it a night. It's too dangerous to continue in the dark.

I hope you all have a Happy Halloween, wherever you might be.

Be sure to come back soon. Hopefully, the power will be back on by then.

Goodnight, everyone.

Me and GB love you.

We are dealing with some paranormal bullshit here, gentlemen.

This

do not lewd the spider user.

Smack her rob. She has it coming this time.

Oh gosh~

Ah you have lewd offbread

DAMN YOU ROB

I love you too, R.O.B.

I love you too.

I've never been to a ROB thread before, but already I love you guys too.

Happy Halloween to you too.

［(－－)］zzz

damn it, oh well see you next time R.O.B.

GB's face says it all

You can leave too GB

Merely pretending to be asleep

Nite Rob, I love you! Remember to be gentle with GB

youtube.com/watch?v=O6p7OdQRkTc

The following photographs were from a thread that originally was posted on October 31st, 2012.

Stay tuned for more R.O.B. thread flashbacks between now and the end of the year.

And prepare yourself for brand new R.O.B. threads starting in January.

I'll take your questions

are we gonna see the annoying racist robot again

how is your day?

Are rob and gb in a relationship plz gib reply

We were played for fools anons.

Sounds about right, I didn't lurk ROB threads back then. Still, what's keeping you from making new content now?

Wait what, I don't understand what's going on

someone missed the last threads

Can you eat a whole by yourself?

GB left him

We love you too ROB !

Aww ROB don't leave too soon it's been too long

Ah well Happy Halloween to you too

Sounds like quite the story. Did it fall to the ground and die?

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Almost forgot about ROB.

Made my day.

I'd say there's a similarity, don't you think?

…sure.

Wait, I said it jokingly. Did it actually fall down and die?

F.C.R. is arguably the most popular character in R.O.B. threads. Of course he'll be back. Our next flashback thread will be when he first arrived.

**Great, actually.*

They're good friends, obviously. Everything else is headcanon.

I've spent half of the year training with the military, and I'm spending the other half of the year getting myself planted in a new town to work and go to college in. That's the skinny of it.

I like it.

Where are you from? Iirc you can skip military service if you are currently studying

What videogames have you been playing recently? Any you looking forward too in the coming year?

The US. Where they pay tuition and give you monthly stipends to go to school if you join the military.

Question: What's the hardest game you've ever played? Same with R.O.B., GB and F.C.R.

Fair enough. What are you planning to study though? You're gonna have to be pretty sure if you're using those funds

Splatoon. Can't go out and purchase games at the moment. Not like I used to.

R.O.B.: Super Mario 3D World, Champion's Road.
GB: REKKA Summer Carnival '92.
F.C.R.: Crazybus.

International Business.

Can I be your friend

We're already friends.

Someone I know from school got her bachelors in IB, went to japan for 4 years, didn't really make all that much money and now she's back in the US studying to become a pathology assistant at a Community College, though if you actually do real things instead of using it as an excuse to go to somewhere you want to go and earn not-much money you'll probably avoid her problem

You're not in a combat role are you ? Those are kinda dangerous.

Robobuddy, I'm glad to see you're around. Happy Halloween, can't wait to see new content when you get the time. Played anything good recently?

When was the last time you played Splatoon, ROB? I can't remember either, fuck.

good to see you are still well and getting your life together and junk. i look forward to a not flashback in the coming year when R.O.B. threads come back and make nintendo great again

When you can afford it, you getting sun or moon?

Mimikyu a best

This thread is now archived at www.8ch.net/robgb

stay safe ROBop

FUCK

ya did it

i want to hug yuuko