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NO

Obligatory Amy post.

no obligation
just native

It's fine, I was just going to see which games we could play together.

You could do that if you want, or even just creep my 450 entry list to find something.

Beep.

Beep.

i like overwatch too!
:D

VIDEO GAMES. That's about it though.

Oh? You coming into a huge wad of cash or something?

I'm well. Excited to be going taking time off work in a couple weeks.

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Wanna play?

Onii-sama, I have a very important secret to tell you.
Come closer.

Why so cranky? The result was close enough that the government can just ignore it and say it didn't count.

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How am I being cranky?

No, just mostly done spending wads of it. I finally got some wheels, yo.

Ah, any plans for a little vaca? I wish I got a vaca :/

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It's a fun game and the characters are super neato.

beep

amy, you realize even if the rest of the UK leave the EU, Scotland won't, right?

like, we're already gearing up another independence referendum so we can remain, even in the event the marginal and soon-to-be overturned leave vote sticks.

How am I supposed to explain something so vague? You just seem cranky.

Just gonna buy lots of icecream! :D

Triggered.
Even you.

...gime like... 5 minutes to... uh start some laundry... and uh... make some mio water first.

i want love

Do you play lots?

The fun isn't in the fact we won. The fun is in watching the government scramble to "fix" it and the regressives shit the bed.

I play a fair amount, I suppose.

Well. I'm not. But now I am replying I am going to be auto tarred as such.

I love you, Onii-sama.

I can give platonic love.

beep

rest in piece headphones

And fyi Amy we've still two years as the status quo

No, I won't just assume you're lying. I guess I could be reading it wrong.

'kay I'll wait
+20% xp and noice healz

Try adding wacky smileys, i've found that xD usually does the trick xD

F

xD

Oh, I am under no delusion that this result will stick. The politicians and dumb kids aren't going to let it.

rin sempai were you watching me?

you also realize "regressive left" is merely a negative epithet for the progressive left

it's essentially NO U

SitaVilosa

Sounds like a vacation to me^^

This is my life.

f

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Heh

:)
i like mei

and sometime diva and mercy too

wats platonic?

mhm
+20% xp is fun~ loot chests faster!

no, that's a crankypants laugh, you can't end it with h. it sounds like you're rolling eyes
hehe xD
does the trick

You wanna enjoy the EU its simple, go out, get raped, stabbed and robbed by the immigrant hordes

Sounds like what the avarage liberal scum desires
Don't fuck up Britain for everyone else.

Jah, definetly worth the wait
Lets kick some ass

Why are you so keen on living in a European super-state, anyway? I figured someone in your position would want to stop Polish people stealing all your benefits.

I'm gonna sleep all day!

D.Va too stronk.

Suffering because of a bratty e-moto?

It was fun~

A love between friends.

Whoops, mislinked Elma in first part. My bad.

I enjoy economic stability, cheap imports and open borders

nice

ive got to write a computer vision system for october that can detect balls in the real world ;_;

The fewer people making decisions for me that I didn't vote for, the better.

Nice meme Amy
0.5% crank

D:

If I look at your list of games I can filter it by ones that we both own, so there's that - it's quite a few

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Can't wait for the next decade to thirteen years of trade negotiations to essentially get a shittier deal than we had before.

People with qualifications and/or money will still be able to move wherever they like and people who have done nothing wrong will still be able to go travel throughout Europe.

And the other two things aren't guaranteed in or out of the EU.

Well, then.
That makes things easier.

Hmu if you wanna play something sometime!

There were areas in London and other cities, who knows where else, where your avarage white brit couldn't walk without risking his life. In his own damn motherfucking country which they fought for, defended, for thousands of years.
Fuckin' exiled from your own country, shit like that wouldn't happen here without a total massacre
I don't understand how you brits could live with the shame, let alone stay somewhere which not just allowed but enforced this to happen. Sober up.

so you don't really know what you're talking about, do you?

like borris johnson and alex salmond all over again

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Nyau~

I can't wait for the single European army, the single European bank, the Euro coming to Britain, foreigners mooching off the UK, and all of our laws being made by bureaucrats I can't vote out.

No, wait, that's not what I want at all.

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Very few people have put the "BUT MUH TRAVELLING" argument forward so I've not got much info on that.

And the other thing is just scaremongering and propaganda.

Amy is from a tiny nothing island. You can't really expect them to appreciate the gravity of big events or their reprocess ions. Being in a backwater like that is almost like s social vacuum

6% crank

HERP DERP HITLER WILL COME BACK AND ENFORCE PENIS INSPECTION DAY

this is what you sound like

Sterling has already crashed you retard

it's literally happening right now

Sure thing! I'm off out again now for a bit, so it'll have to be another time

I'm from a backwater island that voted overwhelmingly to remain a part of a broken institution.

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GOD DAMNIT

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i for one would have voted leave if the EU had threatened to bomb us to rubble.

and our ftse index has already shot back up, just like the pound will

Not sure about rebounds but also the 30% and 40% slamming of stock values of Barclays and the building/housing sectors respectively

yeah thats fucking pitiful
I can walke anywhere in my town at any time of day or night and not have to fear crime

You know that's what happens when the financial district is uncertain about anything, right?

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problem with EU isn't open borders, it's that shit countries like Romania are allowed entry, shit would be fucking flawless if it wasn't for those guys, honestly

You dont have money?

Professor Karl Dayson, associate dean (Research and Innovation) at Salford University, said: “As predicted, the stock markets have already taken fright in response to the news, with the pound plummeting to its lowest levels since 1985, the FTSE falling more than 500 points, and the Bank of England’s Mark Carney saying he will do whatever he can to protect the banks.

“This is likely to be followed by two to seven years of disruption, and a probable lumpy recession.

I love osu!
truth be told in those faster maps I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing and it's all automatic.
that was a fun trip

YEAH BUT FREEDOM

Britain finally grew balls. Every time I heard London, tales from the pals, written facts, I was disgusted by a two thousand years old city, became a melting pot for all kinds of scum.

The loss of liberals is a win for the entire human race.

Yeah, all city has criminals but the odds differ.

I got a little but I gotta go to the bank and get a new debit card and then I'll have a grand 14 dollars

'kay!
Have a great afternoon!

en-ca.sennheiser.com/game-one
That's mine.

Nyau! Nyau nyau!

I'm really bad at Osu!, like I said.
Unless I know the song and have played the map before, anyway.

I'm better at stuff like Melody's Escape.

Doesn't matter to Amy, they're only a lidl shop cuck. But to those with actual job ambitions, this could be setback. Hopefully not.
THE CRANK IS RISING
RISING CRANK

So the choice is between a little economic uncertainty and having a little more say in how our laws work... or more of the same.

Yeah I think I prefer democracy to economy.

Lame. Id give you my spares if I could.

Cue tee

full on recession

Nexit when

One would think ya lads are all bankers, CEOS, and fuckin' entrepreneurs, but you are not. The job you work will be the same, prices might fidget a bit but shit, you'll survive.

I've revised the thread and immigration was not the argyment
arguments are now litterary invalid, pls argue about immigration or something

This

Because 2008 was a great year to repeat

I have ambitions sometimes. I'm just too retarded to realise them.

your pm just resigned, the opposition's a fucking mess

good luck getting a government that can fix your country slitting its wrists

I miss my HDJ 1500s

the EU is basically only concerned with good and trade standards

those laws are all good things you pleb

;~;

Nyaut Kyoot.

Hardly anything to argue about. Turn them back. They can't fight for their own country against a bunch of goatfuckers they deserve to drop dead.

I sold my buddy some of my hash once
entreprenoured that shit and re-invested my new capital in some more hash

oh well

soon fam

lel no

tell that to the EU

Nice. Is this s retard day.

Because a country can never get back out of one of those, right?

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See Greece, Spain and Aberdeenshire

pretty sure the EU sunk the first two of those

I love how jack pretends to know what he's talking about

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Just build a wall like Trump wants and become an American state ;^)

And stealing fishing areas from us... and trying to give prison inmates the right to vote... and, well, the point is they shouldn't have any power above our government.

You should sing again.

Why you chatting shot, figured you'd be too busy sucking Nigel cock you cuck
13% crank

Well, shit, you sure showed me.

But at least white people can be plumbers and do real hand work now!

What doesn't kill you

MUH FISHING
MUH FREEDOMS

why the eu really fucked spain over with them agriculture and education subsidies

bastards

More like

im busy enjoying national sovereignty, or is the US the only place that cares about that now?

pls

more like

shoot yourself in the foot if you're angry about muzzies

The EU is only concerned with good, emphatic towards every countries traditions, the IMF is the saviour of poor countries giving away fair loans, the NSA never spied on anyone and Putin is free of all corruption.

Oh gee sorry Greece for bailing you out - EU

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*BANG!*

and its not like they couldnt have devalued their currency or anything when the recession hit, like greece did to save its ass from total collapse

MUH NATIONAL SOVEREIGNTY

implying that exists and isn't something you've been duped with by big business to placate your thick cranium

20% crank

sorry
was just doing a little sweeping

:)

diva ult is fun

pls love me?

I will now present to you all the single best reason to have voted leave, and the single worst reason to have voted remain, at the same time.

If we leave now we can always return - Germany has guaranteed as much. If we don't leave now they'll remove Article 50 and we'll never get the chance again.

because big business sure hates big government, right?

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We'd only get back in after another referendum and if the 27 ALL agree for Britain to do so.

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Ready to roll?

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kek

I haven't done that in so long...
I'm not sure my voice would entirely be up to it...

Not that it was before.

I love you as a friend, Theseius.
As I always have.

well that was about ten hours

gg guys

Ready to launch overwwatch yes
:)

The carrot of national sovereignty that's been dangled by elements of the government serves only to enhance the pockets of the absolute social minority. Thanks for killing British democracy and freedom. Top notch effort. You sure got pranked.
26% crank

What was? I'm confused.

post result

okay.
i just feel lonely sometimes... when some people don't reply to me

I hope it's a painting

the time between brexit and going back on brexit

well done amy proud of you

By trying to stop Brussels from getting involved in our affairs? Um... yeah, alright then.

Die

tfw you're a disappointment to casper san

I know that feeling.
I used to be that way too.

Smoke and mirrors. You fell for it.

That is almost the exact opposite of what I am doing.

weve done it a service

what we cound do with now is constitutional government and a switch from this daft system weve got now to a federal one

...glad to have you back around.

I'll go fetch a few beers and start it

it's ok, you can still paint for 10h

Good job, ScooT. Played like a fiddle.

You've ruined this country. You only have yourself to blame for this. How you can rest easy I'll never know. Being duped by the politics of hate. I'm disappointed

I want it

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what do i paint

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I'm glad I've come back around.

I'll think about it...

Sad!

I mean I'm surprised the vast majority weren't too pissed to turn up really.

Love

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🌭🌭🌭🌭👅

Hai, Nin~

Never would have figured you for one of number 10s puppets. I guess today is full of surprises.

third win

idk how it is happening

I got a late start today and just saw the news. How are you doing?

scotland and ireland can do what they like, if they want to leave, so be it

We're doing great!

Great Britain, in fact!

PPFFFFFTTTCHHHCHHFFFHTCHH

Ayy bae

hihi how's it going?

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Deeply disappointed. Still shocked tbh

I'm really digging this song.

God is smiling today, clearly.

but I actually kind of wanted to lose to see what bronze on TR is like

fuck yo cunts sick cunts back in da fucking house cunt

Beep

The sun never sets on the British Empire?

How's the mood in your neck of the woods? Are people pretty split? It looked like a close vote.

hey welmas, whats goin on?

ii had some trips the other week got fucked up

beep at me cunt

Us at work are all devastated and deflated. In my region it was pretty much a 2/3 majority vote for leave.
It's really causing heavy argument between friends and family. Heh northern passions running high.
It's hitting me harder than I want to really let on because memes

Things are looking great!
Hbu

HEY

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Not a whole lot. Being responsible and all that.

Smoked weed for the first time in a month the other night. That was interesting.

Did you died?

Doing good, doing good^^

I think it's cuppa noodles time ;p Glad you're doing so well

>tfw bored as fuck and faceroll your keyboard to try to beep but have n-key rollover and can't
Why even life?

naww, was aight, got a fair bit mo now though so might do. oh, tolerance break or just getting sick of mary?

boop

[rhythmic beeping]

Boop it, twist it, pull it,

Things are actually blah, but theyre looking fine

Youre asking for it

:)

[Beeping Internally]

I'm cutting everything out, bro. Feels good.

My friend moved back from Florida so I was basically obligated to do a couple bong rips.

Gonna fix my car up and start looking for a new job soon now that I'm not limited by walking distance. Movin' on up, Daggy. Feels good.

vocaroo.com/i/s1AgehbjgGRC

Bop it

*pat*

This is Slice of Life Anime
Image Board Edition

vocaroo.com/i/s1jbVuTdzBG3

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didn't mean to post the actual song, it's slower and more beep boop like in the show

oh, i'm glad! i hope you find a new job soon

what's wrong with ya car?

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I gotta go for now, but I'll check on you later. I hope

*I hope you'll have a nice day despite the news.*

HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN
HEY LISTEN
PAY LISTEN
LISTEN PAY
LISTEN PAY
LIZ DIDN'T PAY
LIZ DIDN'T PAY
LIZ DIDN'T PAY

Just a few small things. Still not bad for 800 lol

I'll survive :P
You keep safe

alright I've showered, had food, and all of my clothes are in the wash rn so I'm gonna go to bed.

Something to that effect, yes.

post bedsheets

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Usurper!

u slurper!

I'd slurp on you.
.///.

slurping is kinda embarrassing tbh, really hope my neighbours cant hear that shit

whoa, nelly x///x

Yah.
You must be loud at night.

Shhh.
No words.
Only passions.

ROBERT THE USURPER

i hope im not

Hmm... Passion...

iunno

Idk how loud I am.
The only time I did it, back in high school, I was the top, and I'm a quiet top.

Oh, okay.
I guess we could go without passion too.

Nah, I'm good.

Oh, okay.

Hi good, im scootalooo

Say, Elma, have you taken the degeneracy test in recent memory?

sometimes a man cant help but be a little louder than hed like

link me. I'll do it again.

bdsmtest.org/

Perfectly understandable.

Louder head

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You take it too, Onii-sama!

I already have
I didnt post it

Link me to your results!

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Nin is probably 100% sub

Wait

Wait?

should have known

fap

I forgot how long this stupid quiz was.

Every time I run MTY I hope I get a hit that's just
!Konpakuck

EIGHT WHOLE PAGES OF DEGENERACY

Cant wait for the re-entry referendum

pfft

Kek

the fuck is a rigger guys

Ties people up.

This seems most accurate compared to the last times I took it.

Someone who ties people up.

You little slut. I'll go get the rope.

Rope bunny/rigger/switch elite

EH, gave me 24% masochist. That's way too low.

Masochist it taking pain.
Sadist is giving it.

Shuddup x//x

Love you, Elma.
♥♥♥

I know.
One of my ex's bit a pressure point on my neck till I bled/passed out.
She also rode me with a knife to my stomach and cut into me.

It was the hottest shit ever. 2 bad i've never got to try more.

I don't think I'd be able to hurt a QT like that.

Welma is a filthy

2 what

qt boys

I needed time

Fair enough.

I'm not one to take pleasure from pain, but everything's worth trying.
maybe someone just never did it right.

Oic.

No you don't.

All of my yes.

I see one

Like a friend, I do, anyway.
Otherwise it's all for Tokai.
.///.

Ye, just make sure you do it with someone you trust won't actually go too far.

It was pretty great. I like seeing my blood on a cute girls mouth.

Yeah sure, pretty close

As always, lol.

You shouldn't.

oh?

Why not?

fuarck i'm drunk

Thats new

Classic

It's a waste.

To love you as a friend?

Yes.

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I don't think so.

lmao

yes

post it

go on

You could text me master

Sure

Wait you will just call me lol

You are entitled to your opinion.

You're a qt and a boy

I suppose.

and you intend to fap to me?

Do I know you?

The l word just throws me off into a depressed mess, Rin. Sorry.

I'll just go now :/

yay !

We must make up for lost time today you know

Nah, it's fine, and understandable.
Enjoy your you time. o//

ejnkrwkfkellfelkrwjf.m4 i'll fite you you stupid scooter who can't even scoot like a scoot

but but but i dun wanna !

yeh, lurking.

so enjoyable

Depends on what happens

maybe a very small amount

in what way?

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If I get better pictures or not.

what pictures would you like?

surprise me

goodnight

nini

Lol

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Don't post pictures of me...

Nini~

But that's not Subtle on the pillow or shirt.

You change your name too much

One name is waaaaaaayyyyy tooooo boring though.

Youre not on bnet, so I cant show you.

I like squishy loli butts and tracer butts

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Youre not cool enough to own a dakimakura

eeeee it keeps reading I as T

I am now

I actually do own one

is that real

Yeah I think so

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anyone up for overwatch for group exp

Now you have to share

Do you play on EU?

You need help.

Thanks for the victorys!

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You did good
Nice healz, well timed rez

Of course
Can play on murrican if needed, just finished with Luka

5 placement matches done currently 3-2

aha still playing with one hand

Tried my best.
some enemy teams are just more coordinated.

Subtle#2736 :3

Bte, Onii-chan, did you see?

Happens. Its more like a moba so losing is pretty much a natural course of things. But hell, we lost only one match won all else

Noice
Gonna add ye
Have to go buy a few beers before start tho, 20 mins if you are still up for it

I never had the chance to finish the first, or really start it

Neither.
I've always wanted to go through the entire series, but never really had a chance.

Sure, I'll go grab some food then

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And you got to see my Diva plays this time!

My dentist appointment is about an hour.
so i'll hang around here while i can befoire showering

Ive lost interest really, but ill get that when it drops most likely

'kay
We can continue when you return if you wish
Also with D.va if you see a turret or a sniper instant fly and rape the everliving unholy fuck out of them
Works every time, just brotip

Request sent anyway

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I'll prolly take a nap or something when i get home, and go out to the theatre for movies later tonight for me.

sometimes... they are just too far away, or even worse, in the thick of their team.

Kek

>maining anything by choice

Yeah, a good team sticks around exactly for that reason, they sure did at that dorado payload map
Couldn't get up there myself either
Oh well, shite happens

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`L_`

dorado tough
that end choke point in that facility place even tougher

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picking bastion at that point is just disgusting
And of course they did

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Amy/Scoots you want to play with Jack and I?

Yeah
Its not like anything could go wrong
Lets make an avatarfag premade
You win as long as you have fun

lol

Lol no

Tomorrow, perhaps. My connection is being a big gay right now.

at least i have 250 currency now~

750 till metal mercy skin

craaaaaaaaaaawling iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin my skiiiiiiiiiiiiiin

prolly will have enough in a few days or a week.

I can't feel the way I did before

i can't feel.

Just resist the temptation to buy something else
Gonna go play now laterz

What's up?

bout to go drop mommy off at work so i can get the car
like right now lmao, brb familia

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brb

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that's so gross lol

rumbly tumbly

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anyway... nothin, gonna play some Only War today with the boys at 2, but I really want to play DayZ with Boo, but he's not on

You're cute.

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if i say ur cute ur cute

But, Elma!
He's so hard in for Boo, it's adorable.

Lol rin meme

it can happen to anyone

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh what?
w-wh do you say that?

You just seem like you really like him.

Greetings, fellow humans.

Who? Boo?
He's okay, but I really just want to play DayZ, and now I have to play with him!
I like dunsel more.

Salutations, Neziwi.

Fair enough.

Yeah! But he seems nice, to me anyway.
Hopefully we run into something to talk about, or else I can't really see that good of a relationship forming.
Who do you like, Rin?

I like Tokai.
Though, like, might be understating it.

Been a while, Rin.
How art thou, dear?

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I'm the Canadanon that responsed you almost every day, y'know.

I'm doing well, mostly faffing, watching videos until Tokai gets home, or texts.
How about yourself?

Yeah, you did say you were moving in with him!
Sounds a bit more that like, eh?

ah, sorry. I remember names rather than flags :p

faffing?

and you live with tokai? whaa?

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I said I wanted to.
And that it would happen one day.

Not that it was immediately available.
Sadly.

Fair enough.

To faff is to spend time ineffectually.
And I don't live with him.
Some day.

Whatcha up to?

Leaving for work actually.
Tummy problems for a while now :\

it doesn't sound too happy....

oh well, time to make bread
dolla dolla bill ya'll

see ya~

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See y'next time, Nezi, have a good shift.

Your filename gave it away

it wasn't one of my usual tricks.

he did it again!

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Soto.png

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sup fags...

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I would so get with Laci. Holy moly.

Brilliant.
I've learned lots.

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lewd!

we all knew that tho...

one of the many youtube channels i follow

The fucking noises.
Oh my god.

Go I have to make the noises to? I don't think I can make those noises.

She still wants a big meaty wang in her ladycave and I would gladly supply it.

never

My 3D waifus

LOL
← ←

Um, ya gotta do it or you ain't doin' it right.

this

Holy shit she's retarded.

I'm screwed.
Can I bark instead?

ok, it was a little funny I guess

show

gonna be hard to bark with a wang in your face hole

pass

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mfw US media outlets trying to "scoop" on brexit...

blah blah newsworthy blah

I make barking noises in my throat, actually.

As long as I can breathe, I can bark.

Woof.

I used to work with a girl who talked like this. I wanted to shove a pineapple down her throat.

Furries die

No room for furry scum.

jealousy

dem circular breathing exercises cum in handy...

Good stuff.

i bet sabs is waaay cuter than laci

She has a bugger dick too

No matter what happens now we can all be glad of one thing: we're finally rid of David "I porked a pig once" Cameron.

Well, I guess that should say "I can make barking noises in my throat."

M-make me bark, scoots. .///.

I need to work on my circular breathing, to be honest.
Barks are just the easiest noises for me.

I can purr, but I can't do that in my throat or chest.

Bark for me.

You don't like when qts talk about their woohoos?

ill bet... huuuge

i hear the aussie aborigines got that shit down... take a lesson or 2 from them maybe

Lol

the proper term is cha cha amy.... cha cha

The circular breathing, or the purring?

Does it really count as furry if I don't like barking?
I've been able to do it ever since I was a kid, so...

Depends.

On?

lmao get fucked UK

I dont know, ive missed the train of thought

circular breathing

on?

This gives that "cha cha slide" song a whole new meaning...

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I think I'm just in a bitchy mood. Sorry.

Oh, totally.

I don't like it when every sentence sounds inquisitive.

Howitzer.

I saw that... but i need you to acknowledge me directly as to why youre suddenly talking about adult diapers

yeh its great...

Fair enough.

Maybe I should see about that.

yes?

Sooo... you do like it when qts talk about their whoohoos?

Big ol cannon
Pow pow
Pound pound

Why?

'cause this.

all the US channels are bouty with the brexit doomsday scenario... UK seems mostly calm about it... supwitdat

Stiff upper lip and all that.

Scoot is intimidated by my package.

I prefer blondes, but sure.

Bend over, Daisy May.

Blood test. See you at Maury.

It's Tokai's.
But you're going to be an uncle.

^^' erm o-okay if you say so... -wiggle wiggle-

aje is freaking out too, its adorable

ill bet, I think i have a touch of intimidation re:your package

What's new with you, anyways? Been a while since we had a real catch up.

I'm hungry...

Thats a reason for me to bark?

Is your imouto not good enough for you to bark for?

like i said yesterday, shush and post sausage.

It's disgusting in this day and age that we harass sabrina so much over her humongous donger

Like fucking let it go

here you go

Well, thats different

I wish anything was new with me so I'd have interesting things to bring to our conversation. I really do, Yam.

Well, now that that's settled...hi.

Gonna split you like a watermelon.

see

Thank you, Loco. I'm much more than my freakishly huge man meat.

whiteknight.exe

Will you bark for me, then~?

That's alright Sabby-ru, we can talk about... sports? That's a thing, right?

hey sabs how ya goin?

I'm not into girls

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Having said that, it is freakishly huge. Like what the fuck is that. Do you honestly expect people to be able to fall asleep at night after seeing that.

Yeah. It's the first important thing to happen in Cleveland since...um...

It was an important thing that happened in Cleveland!

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:3 s-senpai how generous of you.

Besides entertaining scoot's silliness, how girs? Busy Friday?

still with the same railway outfit... moved south, so theres that. things change but nothing changes yakno... life is but a dream shaboom

If only I knew what a Cleveland was... I could celebrate properly and maybe take up biscuitbowel.

Nothing.

wait... i thought sabs lived in TX.

waco

Its either an ohio city or a cointy in england

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Land of violent crimes, and monkeys.

the land of cleve

Redgrin Grumboldt once told me it made him question his existence. I believe the word "Lovecraftian" was used more than once.

It was crazy busy until a few minutes ago. But the good news is that my boss called a lunch meeting and bought everyone sammiches! What are you up to?

Did you say you lived in Texas at some point, or am I totally off?

Cleveland is a giant mold in the mud that produced Drew Carey. But when he didn't become the city-stomping leviathan they expected, they changed their economy to a besketbowl centered one and it finally paid off!

sounded funnier in my head

Austin

south of the mason dixon line...

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Man, Sabs, you're so smart n shit. You know all the things. ♥

i'm gagging just thinking about it.

Tell me anyway

Just finishing up some things at work. Nothing spectacular.
What sort of sammiches we talking about? Pastrami and pepperjack class or egg mayonnaise classless?

That was kind of a let down.

Im reeaaaalllyy out of it, as a reminder.

That's why nothing.

*banjos sound in the mist...*

I'm a regular Brendon Demderholtz!

"I'm drooling just thinking about it."
Fix'd.

It was a turkey muffaletta, and I had to order a quarter cut because the actual sandwich is the size of a freakin' hubcap!

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moonshine and southern drawl...