OFFICAL GET BUNKER

There we fucking go

GET THE OLD GETBALL PROGRAM RIGHT FUCKING HERE FOLKS!

>>>/file/354

Just press GETBall.exe and follow the rest

Credits
/sp/ before they sold out to Bonzi Buddy Chan

Why am I doing this?
because I don't give a fuck. Enjoy

The servers shit themselves and the people with bots miss the get like what happened for almost every big one?

I see /sp/ has joined

Goddamnit, I'll probably be sleeping.

I've used the above get watcher to get many times on other boards. Here's the thing, and this has happened to me more than once I wrote an unrelated post monitor and logger script in Python to track post times as well, not part of the above link
When two people press "post" at the same exact fucking time, its up to the servers process scheduler to handle the incoming requests

Here's a tip; starting a new thread requires an entire catalog update while simply replying to an existing thread requires minimal database updates, thus, the task scheduler favors thread replies over new thread creation. In addition, more new replies are created vs threads, so it makes more sense this way.

for the best chances, do not make a new thread if you hope to make the GET.

Get fucked faggot.

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Shitpost harder faggots.

Honestly part of me wouldn't mind if /sp/ gets the gets this year. They could really use something to help the Cubs against the Indians.

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I hope this will be another get for Kek, praised be his name.

Goddamnit user, try to not be retarded and put all of your replies in one post.

Also just a warning. The Bonzi Buddy queers are lurking right now. We have to make sure to counter them lest they steal our precious post numbers. We need a plan of counter-attack

Are you scared?

You're not going to get the get that way.

A get for Cthulhu is fine, too

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I miss Hitler

Well I'm off to get drunk and fall asleep. Good luck Holla Forums. Hope we don't get fucked by bots.

I'm with >>>/him/

We all know you guys are shitposting to forward Holla Forums faster to the numbers with all these single line replies

I wonder if this constitutes as a bannable offense for spam. I don't even give a fuck at this point anyhow. I've gotten plenty of big GETs in my day. I'm numb to it. People forget about your post numbers in a day at most

Reminder that 9e67f1 won't get the get

too late m8

report him for spamming. Maybe the mods will have sympathy

And is he does get it, it'll be awful. Spamming for gets is just poor taste.

IT IS ALMOST UPON US

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It's also nofun.

Holla Forums is dead

Nay thou!

4chan as well.

video games

video games suck

Any day now.

But what about the memes?

well. The whole point of Holla Forums was the idea that "going to another chan" would be unnecessary once the censorship hits because of the board system. It actually works very well for Holla Forums alternatives

I'll come back to click on this later

To kill 4chan we must kill the owner.

So does hiroshima just wander the world with his vaste pile of stolen money or does he actually live somewhere?

i am the law

so here i am

Clever.

I fully expect a spammer to GET the get. He's shitposting with like 3 proxys right now. I honestly don't care, get this shit over with so we can forget about it in a week. Better some spammer than some shill

It'll show up pretty soon.

He probably stays in one place just long enough to get a huge debt.

holding on to whAT I AM

Turns out not even NEETs want to be hotpockets if they can help it.

anyone else remember what the kike owner of this board said he would give the autist that gets the 11111111

Then how are we supposed to find him?

Follow the money.

PRETENDIN IM A SUPERMAN

Why on earth did this hit me so hard
God bless that man

You say this yet at the same time Holla Forums is being namedropped by Hillary Clinton and new sites as the hub of the alt-right frogposters and home of GamerGate. Shills are here m8

I'm an idiot and don't know how to do that. I know guns, I know where to get drugs, I know how to build a house, but I don't know how to do cool things on the internet or with computers.

Get's in 100 posts, give or take.

What time is it now?

Someone will come along to help eventually.

Nano is moe.

you sure?
>>>/newsplus/

Search Holla Forums on Google news. The shills are real. I think the fucking UN even did a study on Holla Forums itself

close

Nanomachines?

He's a spammer. Obviously one of the shills himself. I wouldn't bother trying to convince him. Just here to inform others

Let's cuddle

anime > vidya

nice try

IT BEGINS

I CLAIM THIS GET IN THE NAME OF /SP/

everyone and everything you dislike is shill remember that.

nice trips tho

please ban the spammers thnx

lets talk about winter heist simulator

get out, stop mooching for attention you faggot

VOTE GOWRON 2016

This

Those numbers confirm it.

Fuck off kike.

I did, refresh the thread

books > manga > anime > vidya > vidya based on anime > anime based on vidya

/SP/ GET

Are the Bonzi Buddy queers really this retarded?

here we go its coming /sp/ is coming

Nice trips
what about anime vidya?

/sp/ are niggers tbh

trips are still trips

i like you, anons

im a scared

At least they drop by sometimes.

TRUMP 2016

It'll be aight.

You guys are the sunshine that warms me.

ayooop

We're damn close

;_;

same here

thats definitely not 76chan bud, not only because its so fucking far off, but thers not 76 on it anywhere

getting closer for spee to steal it.

So hyped

They have a proxy. I'm on Bonzi Buddy chan right now keeping tabs

fuck bitches

70 to go

HERE IT COMES

yes getting close

nice

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Hopefully you gotta hope.

I've got this one, easy.

Just get rid of the board.

tfw the get will call vidya games bad again

The get will be shit.

I believe in you.

Dubs of truth confirm.

sp is coming though.

Remember not to force meme magic

I just want to see how bad it'll be.

Dubs confirm shit get

that would be awful.

Is this a sign? Is Kek charging the memeteor?

hopefully.

Thank you mods

at least post wade davis

still believe

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Yes, get ready.

The memes must flow.

one

I wonder what would happen if someone tried to get the get in a thread about to be pushed off the board.

I wish I was a video game.

vidya games will rise again, in the form of a Lion!

Holla Forums did nothing wrong

mokou best 2hu

I LOVE VIDYA

Make sure to have your hats ready for the election

Indeed

/sp/ will NEVER, EVER stop stealing your GET

NIGGERS

i hate vidyagames

SO HERE I AM

I hope for a world filled with tolerance in which we can all play videogames together and have fun.

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/SP/ NIGGER GET

NEW YORK YANKIES WORLD SERIES 2016

Trump will win.

LOL

Fallout 4 is a good game.

Ludwig von Mises > John Maynard Keynes > Karl Marx

wew

I get the get

mark is a kike

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WE!

Posting just to waste the get. :^)

Trump will win the election.

Best girl

whats even the point about these post number shitposts

Also remove niggers

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Told you faggots I'd get it.

yeah alright.

FUUUUUUUUCK

Nice one son

Important links-
>Dev interview: youtu.be/A92BJ6XiWbA [Open] [Open] [Open]
>Changelog and news: ntk.net/2001/12/28/
>/whsg/ mods: pastebin.com/Cp9kC8Ln

FAQ:
Released first in 2006, this game is the first to feature realtime GPU audio and is unique furthermore in its nearly future proof complexity settings.
Not that we espouse piracy, and we don't think the devs are evil, but it's generally accepted that, as a niche game, it's too expensive. Consider getting it from the link below.
republiquedesmangues.fr/
Better run and tell your admin. Now.

NO

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OH SHIT

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no fuck you

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Fuck off you faggot.

What a gay get

Nice get user.

die, nigger faggot

WORLD PEACE FOR VIDYA

Fucking gay video game gets.

fuck off greenman

FUCK OFF CTR GODDAMNIT

WE HAVE A WINNER

do you have an email?

I gotta email you your digital code.

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shit get, everyone can go home now

you're a faggot

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witnessed

Yeah, that's what I meant to say

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God bless

NO

that would be nice fam

==HEAL THE WORLD==
==MAKE IT BETTER PLACE==

C'mon, really? This is shit just.

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This GET made me very happy user

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WHAT A FAGGOT

Well done, user.

God I'm so mad

You can have my 10 minute mail account :^)

[email protected]/* */

FUCK YOU

Amazing octs

Good job user.

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I'm guessing you used a program to get it?
You seemed strangely confident.

There are plenty more gets in the sea. Don't give up.

(checked)
Holla Forums's first octs in history and this is what we GET

And thus, the age of universal multiplayer begins.

alright, give me a bit.

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Appreciate the sentiment of the get, but meme magic can't work miracles, user.

This is actually my first get over quints. I just pressed reply when I saw there was 20 to go.

Programs are for queers and /sp/. They are, however not mutually exclusive.

Sam Hyde?

Kill yourself.

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WORLD PEACE

enlighten me, user

I can live with that.

A digital code for what?

you need to believe user if you don't then who will

I don't know what I expected.

Hardblush subscription

>>>/test/

Kek has smiled upon thee. May vidya be blessed with peace and prosperity.

i hope you turn into a crazy corssdresser before you die to death

A $20 Voucher for Anal Beads

There are no programs to get GETs faggot. The closest we have are post number monitors. Even if you write a script to send a POST request at post number - 1 it still wont beat a horde of spammers

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Free download for Kickstarter's newest Early Access game for the modern gamers 100GB of rare dolphin porn

sent

Not vidya

$111.11 on amazon.

Nice Anal Bead Voucher

Do I get $111.10?

(You)

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Oh shit, he was serious.
Thanks Mark, now I can buy that sweet Bad Dragon Dildo I've been hankering for.

I hate everything.

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can you post a screencap so people can see? obviously don't dox me, but I just want people to see that I'm not completely jewish at times.

you are a good person user.

Where did you get those shiny shekels Mark

When are you most Jewish?

On 4chan it worked some of the time for smaller gets (dubs, trips, etc) but you're right that it's difficult for larger gets due to the increase post volume because more people want it. Not sure about Holla Forums as I've never seen any such scripts, but I'm sure they exist. It could also be easier due to slower post speeds, but it's still unpredictable for large gets.

Did a funny thing happen today? Was it funny? Did it make you laugh?

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You not as much of a kike as we thought you were, thanks Mark!

Love you Mark

birthday money, figured I'd use some of it for a good cause.

Shit get.

Don't worry, the email sender is Amazon's service, couldn't dox if I wanted to.

I saw one about a year and a half ago. It only made like five posts before it disappeared.

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that's good then. Enjoy!

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I thought we were never gonna get another good GET ever again.

Thank you, user.

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post screenshot of your dildo order

To be fair Sam Hyde has a fair amount of Money what from his show so he didn't need the get shekels

What a plan.

Now that was unexpected.
Also should I be including a dick pic in my hotpocket application? I'm more holocaust survivor than whole-cake-in-one-hour level pig but I'm not kosher if you know what I mean.

it's already out there, but you know.

Neat.

Fool, I'm buying Bundles on Steam to give away in threads at some point

Recieve and give, huh user? Please keep being nice in the future

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So you're buying Dragon Dildos for Gabe

Why order a dragon dildo if you can buy the BADONKADONK, FRED INCLUDED

Oh, which reminds me, I forgot the next step in my master plan.

I don't have an Amazon account.

can't you make one?

Fuck your gay-ass wish.

Neat.

Why not just make one? or give me the shekels :^)

Well sure, but it's one step i wasn't ready for. I haven't even filed it in with the Agency.

(amazing)
we all hope for the best

I didn't expect you to need one, regardless I hope you enjoy it.

This isn't fair, I want money too )^:

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user don't stick things up your rear, seriously. It causes major health problems in the long term.

Answer the question, Mark. Do I send you my dick when I apply to be a hotpocket or not? This wasn't specified in the form but every other time the mod mail has been mentioned it has come with some mention of sending dick pics.

I don't have the money, maybe in a few years when we reach 100 million

no dick

never heard of such a thing, unless it's a major dragon cock

This board has fallen on hard times.

So just balls?

早く
死ね

please kill yourself

At least Sam Hyde got the Get

Holla Forums pls we're our own board you have your own gets

archive.is/KVnZ5

Enjoy

what a shit get

bugger off

you can't learn japanese

Mark why can't you use your shift key?

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nice dubs

Because I don't feel like it

nerd

ganon did nothing wrong

Adachi did nothing wrong

FAGGOT

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N O I C E

Berserk Did Nothing Wrong

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You know right Sam Hyde got the get

It's so beautiful.

Eat shit and stick to your containment board along with Holla Forums.

Those weak minded words, despicable!

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nicely done, user

I'm happy with this.

fuck you faggot, I want to play videogames alone

I'm ok with this.jpg

Fucking faggot, what a waste.

Can my dick play games with your prostate?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you want to play with somebody's prostate, then you should know that a far easier way to do it is to use your fingers than than your penis.

anal orgasms are my fetish

NO

Never use anything too big. Not only can it do long-term harm to your rectum, but something small yet flexible will be much more pleasing than something large and ridged.
Having an orgasm from being fingered is hotter than from being fucked, anyway.

it was probably AIDS anyway

see pic

I don't think this is the right thread nor board to be discussing these topics.

Holla Forums and /fit/ are the perfect places for discussing faggotry, what are you on about?

If it's actual tolerance and not SJW's "tolerance" then sure

What a terrible night for a get.

this user gets it
8ch again confirmed to be have highest vibrational frequency than any other imageboard

fug off ass autist

Let the voice of love take you higher,
Let the joy of love give you answers!

What a wonderful GET. What a nice way to start my Sunday morning. Congratulations user.

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what are you, fucking gay

This is a gay ass GET

Violence is an effective solution for eliminating the Jews and making minorities into minorities again

yuri is my favorite yuru

YOU'VE BEEN DEMMMMMOTED

You were suppose to get a ps4 with bloodbourne and senran.

you got jewed kid

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Holla Forums IN A SUICIDE WATCH

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Congrats, well done

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What a time to be alive.

i love you

hooray

John Lennon, is that you?
I'm not falling for your commie tricks.

Reported also mod me you fucking faggot.

That's a SHIT GET!

Good luck with that. Got to get rid of the roaches first before you have peace.

even lennon knew better than this
"women are the niggers of gender" he said once

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What-the-fuck-ever.

In all seriousness that was nice of you Mark.

should've invested it in the tools to kill yourself

Barth2032 got it!

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DESIGNATED SHITTING MOUNTAINS

What a shitty get. The textless Dr. Eggman would have been much better.