left a voicemail for friend that hasn't talked to me in a week
i shot her 5 times
and every bullet bounced off of her
oh my god
I thought birdman was from that live action movie.
big anime tiddies
did bebop tell you that bitch reported us for doing this
Harvey Birdman, attorney at law.
It was an adult swim tv show a long time ago, that's why I didn't think you'd get it.
really considering it
I have seen them.
that wa sa good show
It was great if you loved Hanna Barbera stuff like Scooby Doo and Flintstones. Lots of different characters from different cartoons would get cameos on that show, and it would show some terrible side of them.
Hannah Montana? I know that one.
Loco will steal this picture
You must be an eager eater to need an entire hand the entire time
is yam legit gone?
that we are
i should ask my dad if he feels like celebrating tonight, pop round and have a drink and a curry or something
have fun toki
Amy posts like once every two weeks.
EU is kill
I eat sticky stuff
You're making this easy for me
Farage a Prime minister of the British peoples now?
she has a pretty face
Sleep is death.
rest in peace
It's OK, come November US is kill too
not yet, but at this rate...
I remember you!
How've you been?
at this rate he could become it!?
since that other guy steep down~
not excited for next 4 years
Going for a jog, bbl <3
because it's westminister they can only appoint someone of the ruling party, so it will LIKELY go to Boris
next election might go to UKIP, however I assume the party is going to reform now that they got their goal
Am I worth a yay?
Frankly, not great - but I'm working on it. I hope you've been better
I don't even really know what's likely to happen but I'm sure it can't be good
cait was afk too
Farage look like a popular kewl guy!
yes, we miss you.
he's the former mayor of London, Boris Johnson
he's also a major campaigner for UK leaving, however he's a member of the Tories. So he'll likely get nominated
If a PM steps down you can only replace him with another party member, nobody else.
league of shit
I kind of am, yeah.
What've you been up to, if you don't mind my nosiness.
Aww... poor Farage
not allowed in?
in britain we dont elect presidents, we elect parties, and those parties select a leader who will occupy the role of PM. well have to wait til the next general election before we see another opportunity for UKIP to gain control, though they are rising fast.
J A P A N
KING HIGH FLUSH
i'm sure at least the happy jolly guy Farage will be smiling like always!
UKIP will save britain?
ukip make anime real?
i'm sure at least the happy jolly guy Farage will be smiling like always!
Aww, thank you. I'm actually a little surprised people remember me.
That's good. I've mostly just been sitting around at home since I've ended up taking a year out from uni to try and get some things sorted out, but it's slow progress at the moment.
(I'm not really sure what the correct level of detail is to go into, but...)
She has a dick inside of her
Ahh, I've been sitting around at home for about a year. 'swhat I get for missing college, I guess.
I wish you luck with getting those things sorted out!
The correct level of detail is the level you're most comfortable with.
our boy nige can do anything if he puts his mind to it
where have you been? <3
its the exact same westminister system they have in canada
the fact that luka doesn't know that is concerning...
just wait until the next election cycle
VICTORY for all the brits!
Congrats you cockroaches, you actuall defended your country from the invasive scum! Clear out the trash and retain your former glory
MAKE THE UK GREAT AGAIN
H A I L H Y D R A
the face of British!
a real brit right there m8
Did I miss Farage becoming pm and bombing Calais?
hail hydra fam
change is coming
and not just in USA
not yet, but maybe soon
sadly not yet
Luka, please drink bleach
its the exact same system they have in canada
I don't really pay attention to politics
and I realized this.
change is coming
Cameron fucking off is a nice bonus too
One less liberal scum to worry about.
Damn, your future is so bright not even shades can do shit about it
It shows what sex brings out in you~
Anglicised Commonwealth when?
Tbh just admit us as a new US state
there is literally nothing to 'bring out' in luka but more of the same money crazed whore people still manage to try to talk to
Because of Boo I how have this mental scene of a girl getting railed and moaning about league skins.
Sex isn't inherently bad, m'kay?
Lol "buy me skins and you can cum in me Subway-SAMs"
That's... yeah, you're absolutely right. Thanks.
That's kind of a hard question to answer. Nowhere in particular, really, but not here...
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
lewd stuff is.......
stay around more often!
mfw waking up this morning
OH MY GOD
thats the plan
thats why the UK had to leave the UK
Anglosphere including the United Kingdom, United States, Australia, Canada, and New Zealand
tfw you just want to masturbate but you spend half the time laughing
/gif/ is gr8
"buy me skins and you can fill me with your thick dripping sauce Subway-sama."
I forget if we ever had each other on steam or Skype.
It's only as lewd as you make it, Sweetie.
And it's only obscene if you know about it.
it's too over expose
and damaging to youthful minds.
preparing FOR TRUMPS DECHINA-FICATION
maybe this was a terrible idea
united anglosphere soon
now's a good time to invest in the pound btw lads
red scare #2 Electric boogaloo edition, when?
Sex isn't bad. It's natural to every living species on this earth.
And without it, you wouldn't be alive.
whY AM I LEAKING SO MUCH CUM
Grab the torches and pitchforks, lads!
Clean up your country the old fashioned way!
They're all happy that they're getting fucked, see?
Don't bother, everybody has tried
I told you no!
The prodigal son has returned home.
I guess I can do that... maybe
I'm not sure either... I've kind of moved away from Skype as of late and it doesn't look like I have you on Steam...
at least with only one hand
wher e can i do that
maybe my opponents will get bronzier soon
not soaking your panties with your own cum
you just dont go doing those thing out in public
Thanks! *hugs tight*
tfw can't find my blurred fast moving screaming reaction image
if youre not going to post pics stop talking about your cum
oh, i forgot my name
How many dickings did you have!?
O Ni I Sa Ma
I'm only going for it halfheartedly, tbh.
Did Foxiez ever grow any, or is it still 24 images?
Hit me up anytime y'wanna talk.
No I agree for that part.
There's a time and a place for everything, and I'm by no substantial means an exhibitionist.
I think I'll go do a game too
Hella long time ago
horses are kind of spoopy
" Domino effect anyone? Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium. "
forgot i removed it for /britpol/
the super poor countries won't do it
HAHA, where are you getting this?
I'll finish all right. .///.
you gotta ask, do you REALLY want that image?
I'm going around my newsfeed to laugh at all the liberal newsportals and this was one of the top comments
Go look at CNN, Reuters, BBC, etc.
'public' image forum.
not designated lewds dumping spam area...
i give up. T_T
yes fucking post the image DO IT!
luka wants to be tied up and called mommy
You need to find your chill.
you have it backwards bard
I HAVE NO CHILL
The only real reason I wanted to stick with the EU was the economic stability schtick.
Figure rocking the boat and jeapordizing job security was and still is stupid.
While Brussels is terrible, I'd always hoped that with British involvement there could be viable structural change.
Whilst individual national independence is of course a lovely thing, I'd rather sail on a calm sea after the choppiness we've experienced this last 8 years.
Might as well post mine
You better find some, I'm telling you right now
oh my thats even more lewd
imma retake mine later
US has always been UKs best friend though.
I have the post all made and ready to go on my phone, all I gotta do is click post.
but I won't
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>THESEIUS IS A ROPE BUNNY
BRB GRABBING ROPE.
To be honest, his images are kind of tame.
And his avatar's always been lewd image dumps.
It's where his name even comes from, lol.
How are you this morning?
I-If Tokai lets me...
yes, i do
Thing is, without the wealthy lads the poor shitters can't get their monies
It will all fall apart, thank the gods, FINALLY
not in 1812 we werent
if you're not gonna do irl don't even cyber
I usually can't be bothered reading all that shit [by people] but that one was pretty solid
Because you fuckers overstepped your shit. All forgotten now.
Can someone link this lewd test thing?
I dropped you a request. Will do, though I tend to be pretty useless in that department
whatis rope bunny
literally google bdsm test you daft shit
It doesn't look like a whole lot but it's really saturated and like 10 times the amount that I normally cum
yeah... both mine i've posted are from different months in 2015
when first dialogued with him in the good ole /b/ days, he was wayy more Lewd
i have tamed him towards more sfw imagery! ♥
over the years of course~
MAYBE I'M LAZY
it means they want to be tied up~
I'm gonna go have a smoke and returned to people dying from the horrors they've seen today
a lady that likes being tied up?
Good catch too, comment was deleted two seconds after
freedom of speech
I'm actually kind of weird about cybering now, tbh.
It just weirds me out more than anything.
So I probably won't, until we -have- done it irl.
I have a bunch of friends who like to pick my mind about their problems, tbh.
So you don't have to hold back with me.
I think he moved naturally, and if you say you tamed him he'll go full force because of it.
yush that is what I thought
That is lewd
Neru was asking because she's a rope bunny
I love you
He goes back
She's like, 1/10 your age.
Tie me up, mommy and daddy.
Thanks (though Grim's "advice" worked out just fine).
It's not that I have a problem with holding back, it's more that I have a problem with reaching out.
kermit is a fuckin pedo....
butyou have to trust someone really much for that though
Don't actually do that though I'd be too scared to be tied up.
I like these digits
grim if you have spare cash now is a good time to invest in the Pound Sterling
Oh shit, that get.
I'll use my special red rope on you, Goggles
Do you trust me?
Where can I do that?
do i really have to spoonfeed u
Sure, but you have to call me Master.
I imagined it would, but I'd already had it pasted, lol.
Ah, fair enough. I'll try to poke you about it a bunch then, if you want?
It can be good to have someone to talk to, even if only to help organize your thoughts.
I'm not freaking out anymore.
too late. and the only picture I have of my dick on my computer shows off a bit of chub so I don't know what to tell you
aha idk who you are even
what a promising game
i made a p nice mod for eu4
wanna play it im bored
*opens mouth* airplane mommy :]
Id hope not, its been hours.
how about not looking at EVERYTHING WITH YOUR DICK OUT
that's the whole point
I'll tie a noose around your neck
holy shit saved
HIGHEST GET ON BOARD
Who are you?
Off to work, see you later cool people
you know who you are
not me ;~;
Thank you senpai!
that's cool but I just got in an mp already
Yeah, so I feel better.
I'm still kind of scared though.
But it's fun to make those jokes.
See you, Grom.
How is my wittle kitten?
Your worst nightmare<3
tfw no Dom mommy
i still got some kinks to fix tho, but basically it makes it so the tech progresses every 5 years. so you'll get max tech in about 100 years
tfw no slightly dom but very protective gf
I think I would appreciate a little poking. And I'd certainly appreciate having someone to talk to.
I'm not freaking out like I was last night.
You know who.
How's your day been?
Fake and gay.
That's not Minatsuki.
I just googled it and it's getting spread everywhere so that luckily doesn't matter
Thats pretty good to hear
Irish unification when?
deploy the black and tans boys
tfw no gf at all
oh well at least I have music
Itll happen a lot.
Oh? What happened last night?
WHO ARE YOU
tfw cuddly gfur bf
Nice get, Goggles
That's terrifying to think of.
But he's worth it.
Nothing, that's the worst part.
I was freaking out about something I consciously knew was alright, and would be alright.
make 1000 american dollar in five finger fillet
table is soaked crimson
Let them unify, let Scotland go independent. Merge with Wales, ??? British empire within 6 years
F U CK
I-I don't remember
watched the brexit, was happy. then eh eu4 now.
damn that makes games a lot quicker.
more relaxing in some ways.
You can call me daddy
Tell me more
Make me, weirdo.
That's okay then <333
Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you. Bark for me, not
Baby can you move it round the rhythm
So we can get with 'em
To the ground and get us a rock and roll round
Just a downtown body body coming with a super-hottie
Let's go, yes, no, hell no
Baby can you move it round the rhythm
Cause you know we're living in the fast lane, speed up
It ain't no game, just turn up all the beams when I come up on the scene
soon my dreams of a united anglosphere will come hither
Youll also feel better after every time, if it means anything
I was really happy last night, and, like, 10-20 minutes after we stopped talking my friend heard my phone dying and lent me a charging cable.
But then I saw you were offline.
And when I got home I was kind of freaking out about that thing, even though it's fine.
But now I'm not anymore. I'm still kind of scared.
That thing I was talking about the other day. How I'm bad with relationships and stuff.
It's come clear time that I'm too drunk for this place. We'll continue this later everyone.
i like your pic
Did pass both distributed systems and control systems classes though, and my smart mobile elective.
I'm really drunk and just want to hold you down and kiss you all night
You're so dependable.
It'd one of my favourites, for sure.
I'm Tokai's... .///.
I'll go grab the rope.
Good morning everyone
Luka is a slut
-tugs on your shirt and shows you hitfilm express 4- 0.0
Fuck me I was thinking of doing this but got lazy
I fell asleep really quick..
But very happily.
awh.. I hope I can make it go some time.
Whats' that? :3
this one is mine.
*pets you comfortingly*
-squeaks all about how it's a free video editor that isn't the worst thing since spilled tea-
What is Beepboop and Sonata were the same person all along?
I'm glad I could make you happy...
And I'm just afraid of scaring, or pushing you away.
Because you're so good to me, and make me so happy...
Only the finest of silken ropes.
Did you win a lot more games last night?
Who is top?
How did you sleep last night Rin?
Im the best
and i finally got a loot box mercy skin!
Celestial Mercy (The blue skin)
I've missed you, uno... where have you been?
Ah very nice
I bought the gold looking skin for her
We're both switches.
But he's also more dominant.
I feel better now.
And definitely not freaking out anymore.
;_; -is just a me, no one else-
What are you trying to make anyways?:O
-mouse videos- \^_^/
i think i only got 150 gold ;~;
Glad to hear that <3
Ready to play with acid today?
Sorry I couldn't help myself
I'm at 750, but everyone is 20+ on unlocks
You do that everyday.
I'm not one to get pushed easily, well.. physically I do. but certainly not from you.
Are you into neck biting/kissing?
oh my god whaaat
what do you mean by that :p
I dont have an image of her showing affection, so <3
to be fair I have self w and self e bound to my mouse buttons
one day... i'll hope i get luck and get good unlocks too
Whats your favorite Mercy one?
Acid time is... placid time.
I feel really good now...
Depends on the timing and mood.
they are yours?
Blah wish I could stay longer
Off to work
Have a good day/night everyone
GG brits on freedom
-shakes head no, is somebody else's mouse.-
Enjoy your day!
decent drop rates
i like looking at those cute valkrie skins at least ;~;
Say from.. Behind? I could really go for some lovin right about now
applied for food stamps
I was productive this morning!
loyal and monogamous. .///.
I've been kinda... not around. I know that doesn't really explain much but I don't really have much of an explanation to offer
All I want~
ah now what's your plans for today?
I gotta go to town in round 2 hours.
That does sound comfortable...
A little birdy told me that you think a bout me at night~
You're so cute when you try to fight what you feel
So when did you start adopting the wah?
Ahh, uhm... I dunno yet, I don't... normally make plans.
I might do more exercises.
And, ehm, stuff.
Get on steam for a moment?
Doesn't it, though?
I think it'll be fun.
Little birdy was probably wrong.
Because I was thinking about Tokai all last night.
I have no clue.
Somewhat recently, I'd guess.
Don't you use it sometimes?
Too many videogames, huh
I think thats the first time I typed it ever, tbh.
You're so less. I love it
ah well as long as it's good.
I and those are pretty healthy.
I'm just celebrating a little sooo fat food.
Love you silly woman
I have no idea who I got it from then.
Ouh, that's not bad either.
I love you.
you'll never leave blood-chan unable to walk for a week
I'm sure it will be, master.
Not all that many videogames, really...
Love isn't real
The last time I came in her she was out cold for a day and kept texting me asking me to come over for a whole month. Trust me, you don't want that.
In other words
Youre Patient Zero
It's an illness!?
Do you have many plans for the day?
Gotta also find some special things in town~
I love you too
My friend is comming back from his vacation in chicago todady
I missed him lots
Its the beginning of the end
So you decided to do that?
Does that mean that Tokai is the Harbinger of the End?
Cuddle the friend.
The first light of the last day
you'll never tie up blood-chan and use her holes however you want, not caring what she thinks
Mine is and you know it
I'm not sure about that hes like 16 and i'M LIKE 20
and idk i think hes STRAIGHT
love isn't real
But, but Minatsuki,
does that mean you aren't shipping Tokai and I anymore?
Put him in some cute girly clothes!
Not really, no - I have an errand to run soonish but it's just started chucking it down so that may have to wait a while...
Do you have a more exciting day planned?
..If I don't like
get it not done when im there
Tokai is my shota trap pet.
h-he's like `16
I'm bored twitch.tv
I might do some exercises, but nothing too amazing.
I might get to play the game I've wanted to play with someone later today though.
You say that as if he isn't obviously mine.
Youre pretty good
And youre also fulfilling my need for music without having to do it manually
I'm definitely in love, btw.
I'm no pet!
my cheeks can only get so red you know..!
I want to challenge that!
I think you like saying it
Iam getting carried so hard
still playing with one hand
Now do it without the spoiler
Sounds pretty good. Maybe I should strive to play games with people too...
Th-that's embarrassing though!
With the spoiler I can just convince myself no one looked.
Some games are just more fun with people.
I meant to say 'i dare you'
I'm in really good shape, good luck
What were you doing yesterday?
No lol you have an obsession
I will play, but I gotta do the town first, then I got aaaaaall my time
Th-that doesn't change how it's embarrassing...
Take your time~ Shopping is meant to be enjoyed.
Then I'll put your time to good use. <3
In other words, youre chicken?
I'm a huge coward.
But... I'm probably definitely in love with Tokai.
And he's worth getting over it.
Going to sleep?
Did I miss Farage becoming pm and bombing Calais?
Loco. I'm sad. Pls repost DJ Rey
I think Nigel is just gonna calmly go back to drinking in the pub again until he dies of liver aches. Pretty much what he said he'd do.
I-I will, and yes please do.
He's already admitted lying
Heading out, now?
You said so yourself
I'm the same way, but a lot of the people I used to play games with have moved on with their lives...
Had some things to do so I was out and about for a bit, then I caught up with a friend I hadn't seen in a while.
dentist apointment for teeth cleaning today...
and then movie threatre tonight.
Yeaaah.. gotta go do it.
It's a forgery.
What kinds of games do you play?
Well, at least movies is nice.
I'll see you tonight. <3
where is sabs I need to fap
No way, jose
it ain't easy
For my sins, I've been a filthy League player on and off for a long time now, and recently I picked up Overwatch on a friend's recommendation so I've been playing that.
But really I'm pretty open to a lot of different types of games... I just need ones I can play with people that'll actually last, and there seem to be few that fit that mould.
If only loco could make cummies
Fuck staying up all night, sleepng for 14 hours is also cool
indepance day 2
tfw no dry jeans
I haven't played League since, like, Season 2.
I got to level 7, lol.
If I had money, I'd probably buy you something to play together on steam.
Sorry I'm broked.
You didn't vote yesterday?
If youre asking me to drink you, you can do better than that
hell the fuck yeah it is
oh my god i want like 4 gallosn of that
I kind of want to try it though.
It seems really neat.
Oh nono, I wouldn't let you do that. Besides, it's not like I don't have games on Steam. Heck, we probably already have games in common.
Yeah, I did. That was one of the things I did while I was out.
you vote in or out?
But I dont think id like it.
Did you vote to stay or go?
GIT REKT EUROPE WOO FREEEEEDOOOM
I have 400 something games, so I wouldn't be surprised.
The only thing I'm not sure about is grapefruit juice, but I think the others would offset the taste of that.
Plus, as far as I can tell, it's a pussy mixed drink.
And pussy drinks are all I can drink.
455 in my games list.
"I cleaned it recently"
I cleaned the wishlist.
Which is now only 20 items, and actually organized.
I can't just remove games from my games list.
That's everything I own on steam.
Just waiting to see how Westminster wriggles its way out of this one. 'Sup with you?
not much, just come back here recently, enjoying the drama following the vote to leave
hows things been?
Things have been well enough I guess. Been pretty busy. And yourself? It's been a while.
Ugh I hate music... so boring..
In, but we all know how that turned out.
And I thought I had too many at nearly 200...
I had allready copied it, i'll be damned if i wont paste it!
You enjoy high taxes and no jobs? :/
Trying to make me out to be a liar.
A number of people on my friends list have more than I do...
I can't creep your games list because of your privacy settings, rip.
ScooT voting with the regressive left
Why am I not surprised?
Hey, good lookin'. What's new~?
not as boring as FOOTBALL
ive been slowly getting through uni, moved in with the bf, hunting for internships and stuff
final year of uni soon :3
been busy with anything good?
Yeah, sorry about that... it's sort of a necessity. I can link you a screencap or something if you're ever interested
It cant be helped
Only one more week of having like 45 bucks to my name :p
How's you, cutie?
You don't like football because you don't understand it
i like overwatch too!
You must not like music because you don't understand it
Were you playing OW with some Ikaros or Ikarous earlier?