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Wait here until I come back.

Please take care of our guests in the meantime, GB.

＼(＾▽＾*)

Ｏｋａｙ！

Show us your battery compartment you portable slut.

OH HEY HE'S BACK. HOW'S IT GOIN' ROB user

（￣□￣；）

Ｙｏｕ ｕｐ ｖｅｒｙ ｌａｔｅ．

Ｏｒ ｙｏｕ ａｒｅ Ａｕｓｔｒａｌｉａｎ．

Not this fucking cancerous shit again.

It's only 2 am for me.

You're a fucking faggot. Fuck off.

I work late friendo.

Don't engage, it's in the nature of ROB threads that there's four or five posters who self-appoint themselves gatekeeper of Holla Forums and raise stinking shitfits about how cancerous the whole thing is or that it's not video games.

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There's always halfchan faggot, where the mods banned this shit

(｀・ω・´)”

ｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅ ｐｌａｙｅｒｓ ｎｅｅｄ ｎｏ ｓｌｅｅｐ！

ｙｏｕ ｍｕｓｔ ｂｅ ｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅ， ｙｅｓ？

I guess I could call myself as such. I play video games and sleep at the same time!

☆(◒‿◒)☆

ｉ ｌｉｋｅ ｈａｒｄｃｏｒｅ．

ｉ ｌｉｋｅ ｙｏｕ．

I'm almost there!

Give me a few seconds!

>On the day after my b-day
I can dig it.

Well I'd have to say I like you Game Boy. I had tons of fun with a regular game boy when I was a wee lad, took it everywhere I played a lot of Pokemon Yellow, it was great.

Don't fall in!

Here it is!

I got Hogan's Alley!

Have you ever heard of it? It was one of the first video games released for the Nintendo Entertainment System in the United States.

It was also one of the only two games released with the Nintendo Entertainment System that made use of the Zapper. The other game was Duck Hunt.

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I've never heard of it is it any good?
I did play Duck Hunt and had several zapper guns, I did enjoy the zap gun I thought it was magic when I was a child.

Now let's open it.

Careful, now. We don't want to crease the box it comes in.

It's important to take good care of your video games.

Oh, good!

There's the instruction manual!

See if there's any jokes in it

The instruction manual contains all the information you need in order to play the game correctly.

If your game comes with an instruction manual, it's important that you never lose it.

So keep it in a familiar spot and don't throw it away.

It's very important.

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( -_・)?

What did you find

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So, in two of the three game modes, you must aim and shoot at the three gangster targets while avoiding the three other targets.

Shooting either the Lady, Police, or Professor targets too many times will case the game to end.

That would be bad.

Alright, I think I got the idea!

Now, let's go and play!

A loss is a bad thing. Just make sure to shoot the right ones!

I can't wait let's see what you can do mister robo.

How will you shoot the Zapper without fingers, R.O.B.?

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Claw grip might work.

Everything is set.

Now, all we have to do is insert the game pak into the NES.

Careful, GB.

We have to slide it in all the way to the back.

*pomf*

Well at least it went in. Now you need to press it in, close the slide and press start

Oh my goodness!

GB, are you alright?

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（⌒▽⌒ゞ

Now, all that's left is pressing the power button, and…

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NO FUCKING WAY

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Hold on, i think i've seen this one before.

(￣■￣;)!?

…where's the video game?

GB, would you please go get the instruction manual for me?

I think I have to troubleshoot this problem.

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You didn't blow on it, robobud.

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IS IT LOSS.JPG?

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Another pomf incoming, brace yourselves, fellars!!!

Thank you, GB.

Now, let's see…

Enjoy you ban, shlomo

Yay a ROB thread

I'm Aussie!
Finally something actually happens in this fucked up timezone!

Oh, so this is a high precision game?

That's very good to know.

Oh great, new screencap material.

It says to avoid touching the connectors.

I don't remember touching any of the connectors.

I made sure not to.

And I know you didn't touch the connectors.

You don't have any arms.

THEN HOW DOES GB LIFT

…I wasn't able to find any info on how to solve this problem.

Magic.

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PURE PROCESSING POWER

It looks like it's up to me to find a solution.

Or else there will be no video games tonight.

And that's not good.

Go back to fucking half chan

There doesn't seem to be any dust or contaminants on the connectors…

SAVAGE

did you try blowing

Okay, let's try this again.

Nice dubs R.O.B

could you please reply to me? It would really make my day

Yes!

There it is!

(you)

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Ah crap

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…but how?

Did the cartridge just pop back up?

You fool.

This is my first time in these threads. What is happening?

The instruction manual couldn't help me fix this.

And I thought I was doing everything right.

I was looking forward to playing this game so much, and now…

…I just don't know.

You're a newfag :^)

Play with gb instead

Turn it on and off it takes a few attempts ROB. Don't give up!

*SMAK*

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Just shut up and watch the thread
fuck

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lurk newfag

What a time to be alive

Violence is always the answer, GB knows what's up.

Magic

Also remember

Yes!

It looks like it's going to work now!

This is the greatest thing to happen all night!

Are you gonna do singleplayer or two player got GB?

Now, let's play Hogan's Alley, GB.

It's time to shoot some bad guys!

I may even get the high score!

That would make this great night even better.

Steady…

There! Got one!

Look, there's another!

Alright! I beat the high score record on the game.

That must mean I'm pretty good.

I like this game. This was fun.

incoming NES crash

Rob, what do you think of your distant cousin SNES?

Did you really get the high score that quickly?

However, it's important to not stay up too late video games.

Or else you'll be very tired in the morning, and you wont be able to play video games very well.

That's no good.

DO YOU DOUBT OUR LORD ROB?

That's not very hardcore of you, robo-dobo man.

gotta agree with you there ROB

I'm happy that you came.

We should get together again sometime.

Be sure to come back soon. GB and I would appreciate it. Besides, I think GB likes you a lot.

Goodnight, everyone.

Remember, we love you.

It takes me several minutes at best to get through each level a high score is probably 30,000 to 50,000 in some games. At 1000 to 10000 if you do really well I hard see how you can get highscore so fast.

G'night. It was fun.

>ITS BEEN ONE HOUR ALREADY

It's over?

Was that it?

Good day

But ROB, some of the best moments are when you get stuck on a part and finally clear it only to find it's dark out.

O-oh.

We always have time for you ROB

Glad you found a new home, you're warming my black heart

It was short but sweet. And there'll be more threads later.

See you next time, my friend

(◡‿◡✿)

ｙｏｕ ｍａｋｅ ｍｅ ｈａｐｐｙ．

ｙｏｕ ｂｅ ｇｏｏｄ ｎｏｗ．

It's over?
GB I rove u bby

Come back sooner next time R.O.B!

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What about getting stuck on something when it's bright outside and finishing that segment when it's bright outside, but the calendar doesn't make sense.
I miss the Warcraft 3 lan parties…

*youtube.com/watch?v=I9jjhp9Oums*

That's the best option.

I have a famicom R.O.B.
Why am I not making threads like this

godspeed

and thanks, friends

The photographs taken were from a thread originally posted on 4chan back in late 2012.

From now until January 2017, certain select threads from that time period will be posted here on Holla Forums and archived at www.8ch.net/robgb

A new "season" of R.O.B. threads will start sometime in January 2017, and will appear once a week until July at the latest.

Expect these "rerun" threads to be posted way earlier than this one.

you fucked up

Thought this was an original. I didn't really follow the threads way back then. Appreciated nonetheless.

R.O.B threads belong in the >>>/trash/

you too gb

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And you belong in cuckchan

Some guy is tripfagging while playing with toys over the internet like Chris Chan but for some reason people enjoy seeing someone post 100 pictures of them roleplaying with fucking toys in this case but would complain the second anyone else came in with a tripfag playing with their spiderman toys or something.

Inb4 you call me a newfag or shitposter or something. I legitimately don't mind that these threads get posted but you guys are hypocrites if you don't realize how autistic this shit is.

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I don't mind them being posted this "late", they're the perfect time for me ! Thanks a lot for this ROB, it's always amazing and sweet.

It's more interesting than talking about the same games in different threads or about how shit AAA developers are every day. I also had no problem seeing role-playing threads back on /toy/ Just make it videogame related on/v/, otherwise what's the point of having separate boards?

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Not vidya

There is much that you've yet to understand.

Wow, this thread feels just like the good ol' times indeed ! ROB managed to make it so identical to shitchan even the terrible bait and sad shitposting are back !

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See
and >>>/robgb/

this is fucking garbage no matter what, this is terrible, aligning the crt with the lenses is not SKILL its just autism, taking stupid photos and aligning text with them is straight up a shitty web comic about videogames, which reminds me of a stupid fucking faggots with no talent

nintend-Iseriosulyhopeyoudontactuallyenjoygarbage-o
nintendoutofiedas
NintendON'T
Wii U, more like the DREAMCAST
nintendofries because thats what you're ordering with your
new console
sega > nintendo
buy sonic mania
nintendo of america
nintendo of brexit
nintendo of japanfucks
superbus>rob
mario more like sonic is better
nintendoomed
nintendosuckalotofdick
niggertendo
fzeroneverever
metroidmorelikedead
nintendoloststock
thursdaythe20thfuckingsuckbigdick
iwata more like iwata dead
cartsmorelikediscs

That's a nice car.

Well, I just woke up to go running, but I see I missed a ROB thread. That's unfortunate.

You can get the fuck out.

You can stay.

come on nigga step your rage up its not as good as it used to be.

How fucking new are you?

I wish to remind everyone on this board that these ROB threads are just tripfagging and waifu and 4am threads are avatarfag autism for shower shitters, and none of them are in any way related to video gaming.
mark is a kike and I want to see him hang, this is Holla Forums with occasional discussion about video games

Val is cool. Be nice to him.

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get a room

>protecting a Namefag who has NO reason to be namefagging
YOU MIGHT BE IN YOUR OWN THREAD BUT THERE ARE BOUNDARIES EVEN YOU CAN'T BREAK

Val is a shitty namefagging gamergoy pedofag.

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Who knew

Friendly reminder that there is no rule requiring threads to be about video games.

I HAVE BEEN CUCKOLDED BY A NIGGER ON A CHAN BOARD

if he wasn't namefagging, we would have no idea who is speaking now, silly user

BOOYAH

LET'S HIT THOSE SHOWERS

What is it about anything Nintendo that mines so much salt?
I don't frequent Vita threads but they look very civil, you'd never get a person furiously toggling caps lock over it, so why Nintendo?

This is not nintendo thread.
This is not video games thread.
The fact that mods endorse it and delete legit complaints is a final flag that this board went full halfchan.
I am still here because there is no place to move. But I can tolerate this shit less and less each day.

What's the matter? Triggered that Mark deleted pictures of Al Gore?

There we go

R.O.B threads were always acceptable by most of the posters on Holla Forums ever since he started posting back in 4chan.
And even if you feel the need to let the thread know you don't like it, there are legit complains and then there's throwing a bitch fit, for example, is a bitch fit.

reddit seems like a good place for yyou

Go see the waifu thread. I'm still waiting for your proof that Mark deletes 'legitimate' complaints. Otherwise, have an actual example of him doing something not retarded.

Untrue in every way you look at it.
You can go anywhere. You might not like it where you end up, but I doubt you like it here anyway.

Looks like you're stuck with me, friend.

continue killing yourself

Because "not video games sage" is a legit complaint when the subject-matter is always a video game. Also it's been supported here since day 1 of 2014's exodii, where have you been

thank you for correcting the record

>>>/4am/

neat, i like it.

Saging as it's midday?

I hope the fucking faggot behind this necks himself already I can just image the view of some fat fucking faggot fiddling fucking fucked toys thinking he is funny for fucking attention. Fuck you, you are an embarrassment to your bloodline, get hit by a bus you pathetic double nigger.

There's a lot of newfaggot salt here.