The Coffin

This shit was never explained, was it? There's no lore reason for it. There's no later point in the game where it's relevant. It's not even especially humorous or intriguing. It's just a thing that seems like it's there for no fucking reason.

What was the point of this thing?

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So you could change your gender.

The coffin represents the death of the spirit by cutting your own dick or pretending you have one.

Stop user you're blowing my mind

Well, yeah.. But WHY?
It's not like you get an item with a cryptic description mentioning some kind of crazy wizard who wanted to be the little girl, or something.

I can't even fathom why this is a thing that needed to be included when there's no reason not to make a female character in the first place.

It's so you don't have to make a new character just to change gender

It serves two purposes:

1-Changing your gender without making a new character
2-Trolling the player

Many people, myself included, went in, went back out and then many hours later realized they had tits.
This is because the starting armor completely covers your character, and as you progress you get heavier clothing and armor that cover most of your body, so if you aren't paying attention to the animations it'll take a while to notice.
The "wait what the fuck why do i have tits" moment was pretty funny.
Probably the only thing about DaS2 that made me smirk, in that miserable puddle of shit that was this game.

"MUH DEEP LORE" SOULFAGS EVERYONE

How progressive

By the way, talking about genderswap and how shit DaS2 is, did you know i farmed for this thing?
I legit farmed for it, i didn't cheat.
Did you know i was so fucking mad that once i got this thing that NO ARMOR SET was aestetically coherent with it that i had to genderswap my character and wear the set associated with it because nothing else fucking worked visually?

And by the way i also farmed the entire Painting Guardian set without cheating.
Did i mention how fucking shit DaS2 is?
Because it's really fucking shit.