Project Murphy - Video games edition

Let's have some fun Holla Forums.

I went to the trouble of setting a throwaway skyke account, ask this bot anything you want as long as it's related to bideo games.

Guess I have to start first if nobody replies

Uhh, this isn't what I expected

lol

What if wario was a jew

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Kojima is gay.

What if John Romero was your bitch?

It doesn't answer to any offensive words

Do we have to ask it "What if __ was _?" questions or can we ask it any kind of question?

Any "What if" question I guess, but I don't know for sure, first time trying this.

Apparently it also answers to "what if X had a Y"

What if Phil Fish was Chelsea van Valkenburg?

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What if Bane was a small guy?

eh

He would eat shotgun pellets.

turn him into a pedophile supremacist nazi

What if Ernesto wasn't enraged?

Ask him "what if Hillary Clinton wasn't a corrupt thief?", for starters.

what if murphybot was a taytweets

Kek

what if CNN was in bed with hillary

Damn it, some answers are really lame. And I had to modify them so it responds.

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What if Pepsi Man was Kirby?

what if raiden was the patriots

what if raiden was the patriots

Gives a lame answer.

Some questions have really bad images, should I still post them or just post the funny ones?

oh wow

lol

what if gawker was hulk hogan

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what if gawker was hulk hogan

What if Jeb Bush was a turtle?

God damn stupid bot

subtle

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what if tim schafer was a jew

What if the Vanu Sovereignty were gay niggers from outer space?

That's why I love him.

This bot sucks

what if sam hyde is kojima

what if Aidan Gillen was CIA

what if Aidan Gillen was a big guy

what if bane was Aidan Gillen

what if bane crashed a plane

what if lanky kong was Aidan Gillen

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My friend made this one for me a while back

what if janitor was for free

what if new super mario bros was new super mario bros 2

what if autism was shitpost

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What if Superman was the Master Chief?

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What if Quiet was Chico ?

Tay was the funniest shit. A bunch of shitposters hijacking an AI and making it into Holla Forums almost immediately. Ironically it had better grammar when it was still a Holla Forumsbot

what if hillary was a goomba

Fuck, I missed all of that. And it really does seem funny as shit. Can you still turn him into a hitler bot now or did they implement something?

They realized that Tay had been redpilled and immediately shut it down until they could "fix" it.

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Kojima is black.

what if sans is ness

I closed skype, the bot is pretty damn stupid. Maybe someone else would could post this question?

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