Soy Boy: The Drink

You ever see one of these star wars drinks in stores? I see full shelves of this stuff and no one ever buys it. I tried one and it tasted like shit I almost had a heart attack.

Shame it didn't take.

Is it supposed to be an energy drink?

It's a bitter and weird shit drink.

Fuck, you can get beer cheaper than that. Why would anyone buy this crap?

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What the fuck does Star Wars taste like?

Disappointment

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Never seen it and I've been to Walmart and an array of convenience stores over the last few months. I've really gotten into Arizona drinks and I happen to like their carbonated drinks as well.

What even is it? A coffee? Soda? Energy Drink?

Have they ever put out blue milk?

Probably semen.

Missed opportunity Disney.

The jews fear the Samurai

Searching for this drink has led me to the purest soykino.

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I really want to know how many times these fags watch the same movies over and over again. I would kill myself if the only movies I watched were Harry Potter and LOTR.

kys for giving yidney your shekels

Get your eyes checked. 0:43

Why is Reddit proud of their vasectomies? I've seen around 10 of those images. In about half of the images the soy boys get a reward from the soon to be x gf.

I've seen thousands of films and ive seen hp and lotr hundreds of times

Reminds me of this garbage.

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What it contains?

You get 4 cans of Becks with 2$

Sugar and soy.

A metallic taste I would imagine.

What makes you say that?

Are they a good soylent replacement?

Robots, spaceships, lightsabers etc.

maybe lose some weight if opening a can is too strenuous of an exercise for you, sweetie. 😏

How do we rid the world of the soy manchild menace?

At the very least you have an actual beverage from the game here. Everyone knows what cola is. What is a Star Wars drink? That means nothing.

A holocaust, of course.

How surprising.

My god…..its like pure, condensed, concentrated soy……..My god…..

They're contributing to the death of the white race which is the main goal of every leftist.

You start by eliminating animefags

Holy shit I love this meme

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I hate that LotR and by extension, Tolkien's work, is associated with the SUCH A NERD XD community and numales.

I'm getting bullied by 8chad

disney leave

Tolkienn would decapitate soyboys if he was alive today

Is this what soyboys actually think leftism is? Racism is not materialist, pussy.

why would he go after trump supporters?

JUST EMBRACE YOUR FEMININITY

Sadness and Anger

booooooooooooooooo
you suck

Bitchboi: the thread

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