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quit nagging me
I-if you say so, Santa...
REMINDER: BRITS DON'T QUIT
Doesnt this guy look like Josh from Drake and Josh?
Those dudes are pretty cool though
Always run into them every year since they're always shirtless and shit
They were the Dugtrio/diglet? or some shit like that
Hail lord Satan
Are you calling me fat?!
Who are you?
He doesn't want to maim kill and burn
You make me sick
dont use electronics when youre walking that defeats the purpose !
Good night you damned dirty apes.
Whitey, like my new trip?
does shiro wear ear gauges
Kinda made me think of "my dope rin"
im going to run naked on a football field if the Jets make it to the superbowl
No I do not
you look like you would
you also kinda look like guy fieri
i dont know if thats a coincidence
hahaha you're trying way too hard there buddy
enjoy your stay tho :3c
I don't watch football (ever since I nearly got beaten to death by a veteran for saying "maybe the guy wearing a pink mouth guard is wearing it in support of breast cancer awareness and not, as you put it 'being a faggot pussy', you child. " I was a fucking 17 year old girl and this fuckin 40 year old veteran with two kids in the room has to be pulled off by my uncle.)
make sure to post links
shiro wears a fanny pack because his giant dick doesn't fit in his pants
i know u showed me
why feel the need to say this
if he doesn't know he's the faggot
Your uncle should have killed that mother fucker
did you like it?
brb quick shower
I tried to style my hair like Subaru's
I failed miserably
My hair is way to long
yeah i told you it was fine when you sent it
She wasn't responding to you, back the fuck up
Scarlet said I can live in your house for as long as I want
But I can give you presents
make sure not to waste the soap on your dick
You jerked off to it?
youre gonna catch their gay dont do it
he was my uncle's friend.
later when he attempted to apologize he said he was sorry because "I thought you were your brothers girlfriend and I didn't realize there were any gay people in the room."
I had a good laugh at that for a few months
how long until you're 21? i wanna get you a pistol
despite- today was still a good day.
one more substantive round of flashcards,
then the rest of the night is green.
nobody wil be living here when u get here so sure if u want.
jesus christ no
im not gay dicks are gross
this nigger looks like me wants to fight me
lets go baby, give me a reason to fucking murder youuuuu
wait tell me something i dont know about bc
tranny house is dead
tfw you miss having 3 monitors and now feel incapable of using a computer with one monitor
I need one monitor for fullscreen netflix/anime, one monitor for 4chinz/animus, and another for whatever else I'm doing at the time. I feel the constant need to multitask.
im not gay
You should pour rat poison in this drinks
Also nice job on being passible af
Uhh... a while, I'm still 17 now
Why the FUCK not???/
You fucking liar
you stay away from her i dont care if your doctor says youre clean
try fapping with the other hand
dont let ui fuck you
he ll try to
dude im not gay
Nigger looked away
God, I want to fucking kill someone!
It's alright you're gay tho
I want to kill sci
That was too fast, are you even clean?
come live w/ me at my mom's
tfw still haven't seen shiro's dick
I don't want to stay in Scarlet's room, I want to stay with you
no you smell
I want to kill me
loli in a soccer uniform keeps coming in and sitting on my dick
please just stop
hmm.. when do you turn 18? maybe a rifle will do for now.
I only jumped in to cool down
After I hit the gym tomorrow morning I'll be all nice and clean
whenever I wash my dick it makes lewd noises
Which guy do you like in threads?
Hai Diablo user
are u coming to visit?
u know they're moving to virginia right?
bard i guess hes cool no homo
trying to talk to my best friend, to get advice on if I should buy a lewd Miku wall scroll for $15
"go away pls I'm mad"
4 hours later, ask him what's wrong
no response yet
I feel sick inside and it's not because I was drinking coffee on an empty stomach
iktf stay strong revy
youll get in his pants someday i know it
Bard is chill/10
Don't worry about it
Sometimes people need time to themselves to cool off
whenever I wash my dick it makes lewd noises
Hai. How will you pay homage to America on the 4th?
yeah i know
hes p hot too no homo
have you ever urinated in public behind a building or something?
using a pry bar to get some nails out of a thing
one nail is in so hard I literally strip the head off while trying to get it out
shit, help, what do?
loli in a soccer uniform keeps coming in and sitting on my dick
please just stop
Obvs an undercover cop
Or someone who grew up too much too soon
Or just an innocent kid
In any case, do nothing until you can come up with a legitimate reason to stand up
bunch of lolis came over to smash. i was like okay whatever and they're in my house
my mom did not appreciate me printing out more assad propaganda
did u invite chris?
I will miss you the most lol
I was gonna go out to LA and be a god
Kinda wanna not spend another 1k out there tho
Claw hammer would've been a better choice
but you can try
I didn't buy the scroll but I did take a picture of it
Which I guess is cheating but basically all I wanted
The picture itself is nice, but if you aren't a super big fan of Miku I wouldn't get it
who cares about scroll dude talk about your crushhh
I should what?
Also, they're not lolis unless they're sexually precocious, which is a bad thing for psychosocial development
L.A. makes savages, not Gods.
Do you know who I am?
I'm really worried because he's away being a camp counsellor so I don't know if it's OK to call him and waiting for texts makes me anxious
i decided not eating is the best way to not be fat anymo so ive been doing that. jsyk
I picture Tokai calling me his Doe whenever I read it.
A salty surprise?
had a busy day
i see i see
pretend youre a little kid and attend the camp
no. Jared caught wind of it but he's got two nigs in his asshole
buy one. soccer one is, it's killing me.
Oh I agree everyone who lives in LA is a scumbag savage, but my friend is staying there. Whenever I'm out there with him I turn into a God.
You are Revy
Don't believe we've talked much before, but I now notice your ava
Oh god thats kawaii
reminds me of the dream I had last not
youre both good and not good?
lenko's like 500 miles from his new home
he's been driving lots
he hates Arkansas kinda
not good towards you nigga
depends on the diet
no im good
I wish he'd call me his Doe.
dude shut up
Ah, well good. I'd never want to go out there by myself that's for sure
Couldn't you just use a claw hammer to push it through at this point?
Like, either direction?
it wasnt homestuck fan art btw i just said that as a joke
I am not lewd lol
Yeah if I didn't have friends out there that place could burn for all I care
tfw no bebop respons
I don't think I should
Also, I'm 100% not sure on the proper handling of sexually precocious children, I just know they shouldn't be indulged
Yes, Revy is Revy
Pronouns are Revy/Revy's/revyself
My spirit animal is Hatsune Miku
How do you do
i love that song im glad lain used it
not w/ that attitude!
I'll get the pineapple
what the fuck is this
I'm just not gonna do anything about it unless it's asking for it
oh that sounds bad but not what i mean.
I don't want to know what we're doing with a pineapple.
there is only now
ceiling light thing. my mom wanted me ot take it out
It's 11 hours away
I think I understand what you mean
Reminds me of a website called Revzilla
I know you've been posting for years too
Glad we finally started talking
that looks heavy as fuck
but then it s free housing and food if you pretend youre with a group
weighs like 10 pounds
i dont believe in the future
speaking of the future how much does it cost to go to ax besides cost of travel
Dafuq is that
Grim I can't get my hair like this
I'm fine with that, then.
$80 for the pass and like $40-60 per day for food
give or take 20
Motorcycle website lol
do your best fam
Oh my god that is -absolutely- adorable.
I want it.
anyway just give the dude some space. maybe he doesnt want to be your friend anymore.
whats the pass for?
People keep trying to steal it
I will kill all who try
it makes other things taste nicer
it costs money to rent the LACC for 4 days
passes help alleviate that cost
Ui and Scarlet REALLY like vaporwave
didnt mean to link that at u
why no lewd wallscroll though
but suppose i dont care how much it costs them and dont get a pass
AHHH I BET THE SNUGGLES ARE AMAZING HOLY SHIT I WANT IT.
That's where you were going with it...
Then you can't get in
Didn't mean to quote
oh so i do need one
okay so it s 80 for the pass and 0 for the no food
i ll be there!
actually nvm im not wasting a loli
WHY CAN'T TIME GO BY FASTER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
-wakes up from fainting-
time to walk back hooooome
okay. today is officially over.
if I unofficially want to do more stuff later, that's okay.
but i'm mostly satisfied.
It can be yours too for the low low price of 160$ USD
waste her like grand theft auto
maybe next year tho if i dont get perma banned again in that time
bebo, is sci free to post now?
what the fuck...
doesn't show up
says it's open
spend an hour trying to get it to open but everything says it's working fine
eventually open display settings
how the FUCK do I fix this shit?
seems like only I can read minds
I'll give you, like, three blowjobs for one.
The Bronx looks like Fallout 3 lmao
get a new pc
The fuck those are some expensive blowjobs
mfw when someone paid to give me a blowjob
I swear to GOD if this is a windows 10 thing
I finally have something to complain about!
also that and MTP phone connection doesn't work.
M-maybe I was just playing oblivious...
Completely not possible
Never ever ever
Do not say such terrible things
Vagina crease is distasteful
how about try to schedule times to call like once a week or something. that might help.
I read that
yo ZUN is coming to ax?
Time to be full on weeaboo fgts
I never usually have that problem.
What was I thinking?
It's trying to open on a monitor that isn't there because that's what the in game settings is telling it to do. hopefully a quick ini change should do the trick.
hes busy getting busy with a loli
i complain about not having a pc anymore.
You thought about sleep
Have you played 4 yet?
that was my future telling ability
I went to Salem in Fallout 4 and asked Seff "Does this mean I'm literally inside of myself?"
He said yes.
Then I ran out of grenades and joked to myself that "I blew my load inside of myself."
I'm starting to believe you might not have any abilities.
you can probably sell a lot of those monitors that are gonna get left behind for enough to buy a power supply
h-how dare you?!
I think you might actually be a defenseless little kitten, ripe for the taking.
I wanted to do a second play thru when all the DLC came out. Modded my game a bunch and didn't play it
Curb stomp him and telling him how trash Touhou is.
I don't have any of the DLC.
One of my mods was something the game honestly kind of needed.
"Realistic survival" difficulty, everything has a 3x damage modifier.
Because it's not fun when I shoot an anti-materiel rifle and have to shoot that everyman in the face TWENTY FUCKING TIMES BEFORE HE DIES.
AND IT DOESN'T EVEN GO POP! HE JUST FALLS OVER.
WHEN I SHOOT A .50 CALIBER RIFLE INTO YOUR FACE I EXPECT YOUR FACE TO STOP EXISTING, FUCK.
I also modded it so my spent casings last longer and I can have, like, 1000x as many.
And so I can see bullet holes from as far as I can render.
And can have, like, 1000x as many.
I hope you guys are ready for more suffering for ep 13 of Re:Zero
Dis gun b gud
I haven't had a chance to talk to him about anything like that, he just left on Monday
C'mere, little kitten.
I'll be gentle~
btw nice palindrome
forgot to say
just leave him a text and dont worry bout it. he ll get back to you.
I did cosmetic stuff like bigger death claws and more paints
Also did more legendary mobs
Best gun is in vault 81. Forgot it's name tho
Thanks, I've done that but I worry
I understand that sometimes you just can't answer a text but 7 in the evening is pretty free time
Sci you're not supposed to tell people
i dont remember camp
youre the one who said you couldnt waste a loli!
I had a greener wasteland mod, because the wasteland wouldn't be so disgusting looking, really.
And a couple texture replacers for higher res, less grey, building textures.
I didn't ever get the bigger deathclaws, or anything more game changing than realistic survival.
Now c'mere and give me a kiss.
It's kinda awesome seeing building size meat blenders walking around ^^
When I got New Vegas I played for an hour, but didn't leave the starting area. Ended up going back to it a year later and pouring so much time into it
getting dissed on your own track
This song just a reminder about how Meek Mill is a cuck
I didn't mean it like that
the three things I remember from denmark is randers regnskov
and sweet pastries for breakfast every day making even me feel uneasy
I don't mind the new vegas survival, but IIRC isn't the damage multiplier bullshit then too?
I installed an ammunition weight mod in 4 too.
So I could only carry, like, 10 .50 cal rounds if I wanted anything besides my rifle to use as well.
Looting was suffering, lol.
oh woops my bad lmao
sorry i meant bebop was fucking a loli
nothing's too much
Th-then lick my foot...!
They're clean, I promise. >///<
u better not have given her a cigarette after
thats just irresponsible!
ERP ALERT ERP ALERT ERP ALERT
ERP ALERT ERP ALERT ERP ALERT
ERP ALERT ERP ALERT ERP ALERT
kindly do not
me and baka just got shot
lol grims jealous
A black guy in the city fucked me up while i had really nice stuff on me
DayZ is more like real life than most games
We killed what created us.
was he a crack zombie too?
legoland is really dank
I love this webm what video is it from?
nope, just an angry negro
dont be racist
damn nice sideburns
So I won't bully you in public anymore.
I just can't handle when it works.
an angry basketball american
im serious stop
looks like about a quarter of your collection
I might be too obedient in that
Thanks i'm just gonna watch all of them.
M-maybe a bit.
I don't smoke
racism is bad
It has it's strengths
still less annoying than mugen and damami desu
who r u
oh this was great
is this propaganda
first watch then comment you tool
i just wanted to know before i watched. im for gun rights too dont worry
It's a peace of cake to bake a pretty cake.
tuck me in tokai
im not gonna watch it
i can just tell from the title that it s propaganda satirizing the left
Kindly tuck yourselves in.
make sure he gets tested first
he might have gotten... whatever it is that scootaloo has
why do I bother
That's now stuck in my head.
well im right, am i not?
Canadianism is known and documented as highly contagious.
He'll be cured in no time.
I'm listening to those songs now because of.
Some comment about cream.
im so soary
tuck me in rin
I miss when Tokai was less gay all the time.
I guess they are sweet.
good luck tomorrow
I don't miss being 14
I never saw it as a problem.
I like apologizing all the time.
Kinda like you, huh?
ill be up nice and early to cook my little bro breakfast, so ill be voting early too
Oh, god, I guess I have to now.
how does it feel being envied by all of the most ill-informed americans lol
You should've replied with a vocaroo telling him to bite the pillow.
now that's proper, I'll thumb for it on the other side of the north sea.
His name isn't Tokai!!fZgzz/eiPg
I'm thinking about bed now.
I predicted that
okay i watched it and yeah i was totally right
suck it tokai
Just turn him back into the young, closeted boy he used to be.
Shall we /bed/index.html then?
it wasnt even funny thats the real joke
what a waste of time
whatever the heck europe country youre from is called, it sucks diiiiiiiiiiiiiick lmao
and now i must /bed/index.html
I already brushed my teeth so me soon enough.
Finally Sci is gone, I can post now
I'm in love with subtle
I think I'm in love with Tokai
Good night, by the way, thread peoples.
I'm in love with someone
I am eating tacos!
This is Subtle irl, dude
Sorry, they have to go back
I'm in love with someone
B-But what about their tiny tortilla children?
chocolate daddy is in love with me
You ruined it, thanks
if they're parents are illegal than they have to go back too
I had a dream about you, but I'm not going to tell you about it
You're not cool
I bet you'll report your own child to the police if he murdered someone
Was I being lewd?
She woke up with her vag full of kitchen utensils.
Nah the dream actually wasn't lewd at all
More slice of life
depends who my kid killed
and how it exactly came to that
asukafags the wrost
come back to me
boo enterprises misses you deeply
Time for sleep, goodnight <3
Just like Alice2
I hope I was nice to you <3 goodnight
A loving mother of 5
Is there no god?
grim left me
chorus: oh no no no
left me for
for another man
*cheek kissu* You were
Ask Rin about it
I'm way too embarrassed to post it here lol
30 year old dreaming about another guy he believes is a 16 year old girl
thats not creepy or sad at all
shiro knows what i look like lol
Fuck that makes me wish I was older and dreaming about you nigga
You ruined it, thanks
10 bucks that was bc posting
Hate seeing people post Lain. Reminds me of the guy Yogurt use to want to fuck. Sad I can't remember his name
Lain is top tier tho.
Can't help it.
bloodchan only user posts to talk to himself or about himself
very easy to spot
Never finished the anime
Was pretty good tho. Think I got like 8 episodes in
Who was the poster tho?
Ikr? He's not a hood nigga at all
His name was "Why" or just "Y" he still posts
No I don't
I got upto ep 1
it was mindfucky
I'm p sure it was BC
throw it down
Are you though?
I guess you are seeing as you never get shot from all those walks and jogs you go on
Ah ya that's who
Now go to bed lol <3
I'm actually about to get some sleep too
Gym in the morning
baka grim is baka
I LOVE YOU
one of my friends won't stop singing that every time i talk to him
I played it at work and my boss was like
who's playing that?
she had this grin on her face lol
just realized i had a dream last night and that it didn't actually happen
the circumstances fit to what's been happening today
brb loading all of my guns and barricading my door
It was Why tho
Do any League today?
Is that fucking what Fall Out Boy sounds like now?!? What the fuck happened to the band I saw live in Chicago before they got big.
When I get $10 I will
I am, I lived here all my life. My brother got shot at once but the bullets missed... unfortunately
goodnight big dick <3
that user poster wasn't Why
unless you have solid proof
yeah, I played velkoz support and ended up melting everyone's face off
god i wish that were me
No I was referring to the Lain poster
Don't care who the other person was even if It was Blood-chan
Velkoz is so fucking good in team fights. Tentacle grape everyone
yeah man, even before the buffs he was good
I knew it :c
porn never ceases to make me laugh more than any other thing on earth
I love pulling out my guy voice to freak people out it is so much fun
tokai-people are not my preference
you should make a similar video`'
you have preferences now?
I'm not even drunk though
kill yourself you are a guy stop saying you have a guy or girl voice when you're born a guy and never will be anything more than it you fat fuck
i havent insulted you in a week
you pain my heart chocolate daddy
you insult me by breathing
Wait he got buffed recently?
I use to do so good as him in AssRAM
if he gets his passive off, his ult ends up doing true damage
not attractive enough
you sound upset
thats not the point of the video
if you're fishing for compliments you're not getting thwm
it wouldn't have the same effect
only one way to find out
I forgot something I do not remember
Is there no benevolent god to smite such an abomination?
Sorry I have to get a new keyboard
That was so nasty I vomited
Need a woman to do this to my motorcycle
I honestly can't wait until you're dead
no more my son
I yoobthus is bedtim nanas
We won't be so lucky.
The welfare fairy is legally required to keep his leech existence alive.
I really wanna go fuck around on front street. anybody wanna come with?
He'll overdose on some drugs or kill himself before he turns 30
What was it?
lol i could walk/fly there and be there in 18hours hello i think thats a yes
TFW you finish VA-11 HALL-A and have nothing else to do.
I just wanted the game to go on longer.
why don't any of you have a fuck load of extra money for fun
it's actually terrible having a bunch of friends who have to work their whole lives
like hello who am i supposed to spend all of my money on and kick it with
I don't work!
tfw not enough money to make money off buying weed and making edibles
but do you also have a load of money for you to let you do whatever with me? like i have some friends here who i roll with sometimes but i end up paying for everything.
i wanna have some people who are like me so we can just spend money on each other all the time not me paying for everything
I got all the endings already
like fuck do i have to just go to a dozen more football and basketball games to find some rich friends or somethin lmao
i'll fuckin do it but hello i want them now
why am i asking all of this shit in a place that's dominated by NEETS
I'll have money in 6-12 months...
Also once I lawyer up against my dad I'll start getting child support backpay
tfw richer than most of friends so they never want to get fancy drinks and food and dress up in suits
The struggle is real
No backlog of game to play?
A R I Z O N A
3 hours and an apology later, still no response about why he's upset
Time to die
I really wish all tranny mutants would just die
You in AZ too?
i read "child support" and thought of the nightmare i could potentially have because of last month
bruh i remember always talkin like ur big
do you wanna go chill in Maui with me or what., i wanna hang with some bros and do some stupid shiti wanna swim with the sharks again
just stop trying and wait for them to message you. it's what i do with X all the time it only works 30% of the time though
FUCK DIS HEAT WAVE
My dad owes my mom 16 years of child support for me and 14 years for my brother. She doesn't want the money but she says if I go through with it and Sue my dad she'll give me the settlement checks
it's what i do with X all the time it only works 30% of the time though
They just ignore it and call you creepy tbh.
Oh, I don't do oceans or large bodies of water in general. I know I am going to die on a boat. It is my destiny. I must avoid boats and deep waters. Can't we go somewhere else?
Also, how the fuck do you have money?
Day 2: I have driven 708 miles and am now in Mississippi. I have only 356 more miles to go. Driving at night when there are no highway lights is scary. I have a 5 hour drive tomorrow and I'll finally reach my destination. I hate truck drivers.
Scarlet or someone else?
b-but you can stay master
Drive safely Lenks
Who put their dick in your cornflakes?
I've only sent 2 texts since he asked me to leave him alone at like 3 this afternoon, and it's 11 now
He's had plenty of time to at least say he's tired or busy
Silence is the worst response
fuck truck drivers in half
Hope the rest of your drive is good mang
Having a hard time keeping up with everyone
Good 'cause I'm not either of those things o.o
Nope waiting for the sale.
no reason not to
mom turning down free money
leads to me calling them a bitch when i refer to them when talking to others
i love the ocean. being deep down to where no light can reach and only seeing with the lights you bring, fucking intense shit niggaholy fuck i'd never do that outside of a submarine
where to then? i love mountains and plan to fuck around in south korea and japan some day.
i fill the stereotype where i'm born into it. oh also my tribe isn't 2bil in debt anymore
maybe it's what he needs. let him get some rest and maybe check tomorrow?
you're right, you're Up way past your bedtime
and my boyfriend
Is it even a meme anymore or actually true?
I'm scarlet's old roomate
What are you going to buy?
yeah, idk why, but we grew up in poverty and i deserve some of that shit
Not sure what ever goes on sale that i like the look of. Sale is tomorrow so we will see.
If there were someone you loved more than your own family, wouldn't you be upset if they told you to go away because they were upset about something entirely unrelated to you, and then they never said goodnight or anything to give you a clue about what happened?
he just texted me to say goodnight
Well I feel entirely better now
Just me being paranoid again
Shiro, buy me a new pc
I really relaly really want to go to Japan one day but no one else I know does. Would you be cool with acting like a weeb half of the time and then a businessman the other half? I would say white, but I don't think you are
When was it ever a meme ?
GL on finding some good games~
Is this meant to be arousing???? I can think of no other reason to focus this hard on girls eating.
It's kind of gross.
That's not healthy
hey, I tried.
Fuck it's late
Have a good day/night
fuck him up. fuck that guy for not paying
yes. it happens frequently.
I took a Japanese class in high school and was disgusted to find out the other people in it were there purely so they could watch anime without subs
first day everyone asked why they want to learn it
I say "because I plan to go there and spent a good amount of time for business related things"
this should be a good enough answeryes
most people call me a monster for it, but he either needs to be locked the fuck up (again) or get fucked on his income for fucking me and my mom over
Westbound and down
18 wheels a rollin
me and boo played dayz without you, he said he couldn't get a hold of ya
a nigger killed us
I'mma go take a shower and drink a gallon of water, fug deserts, drying me the fuck out.
doesn't help that one of my tranny pills is a diuretic
we can play tomorrow if you want! It was actually super fun, I was kinda suprised!
im ok ty tho
oh? but I thought you wanted to play?
I dunno is not really very fun and its hard to play and it looks like shit
exile is 10x more fun and you actually get shit done
No it's not!
It's fun with friends, me and boo had a blast!
It's not hard at all! You just walk around and find loot and make sure other people don't kill you.
looks like shit
brah the new update makes it look good, and makes you able to play with a good framerate
have u played .6
ive tried almost all the others and dayz is the funnest for me by far
I played for like mayybbe 30 minuutes or so and i concuded i will probably never play it again
hi, I'm back from work~
go back to work
Yes. Exile isn't dayz, it's a mod on arma3 that is basically dayz without zombies, you still have to loot and you can build(like one of the mods for arma2 dayz)
where do you work
aram looks so fun but its so hard to control and its so computer heavy
aw come on, give it a try bard, it's really fun with friends and 30 minutes totally doesn't do it justice!
hard to control?
yeah it's heavy cpu/gpu
some valet place
I saved that one last night when you posted it~
I only have 10 fingers and two hands
and there slike 50 different keys
I have every single keybind memorized too :^)
It's not that bad, you only need to use your left hand to press them and don't need to use many unless you're a pilotwait it's the same amount as if you were infantry
MXC and Ninja warrior
shieet, somebody just gave me a nostalgia boner
I'm sorry but you understand how I feel right?
Shame to miss out on such a good game because of inconenient controls and lack of a 1k gaming computer
But if I miss a few old games in life that isnt too bad
I remember back in my childhood an old friend of mine named zac had a computer game with a similiar idea, I watched him drive a truck with a cross on it and he flew in a helicopter across a massive map much larger than anything I had ever seen in any game up until that time
This was in the age of ps2 ahaha so It blew my mind
I do, just telling you what I've learned from getting it all the time, though it might not be right
they're honestly not bad at all. seriously.
I'm on a $700 lmao
maps in arma are huuuuge
Where is everybody
everytime I see that video of the autism boy at the Coldplay concert
I iwsh that were me
But Bard, you look like a rock star.
Isn't that good enough?
is bard a closet tranny?
are you serious and not meming? .///.
for really real?
ahhh I've already done enough drugs that permanently alter my already fragile mind and emotions I am good on that family
Thankk you that's very kind and now I am happy
11:19 PM - Lexi: post test in a few years pls
11:22 PM - Lexi: Tuschi!
Yes. You were right.
the more money i make, the more shitty i feel and the less time i have to spend with things
but fuck, i'm making money
i also need another job that isn't going to end in ~4 weeks
takes forever to load csgo maps
my $700 build loads fast af
As my dad always says whilst tapping his head, I gots big kidneys.
$700 6years ago
Pretend this is "lexi in the park.webm".
: ^ )
I'm gonna go finish watching le Anna May May now.
mo money mo problems
just get out if you've got a decent chunk then
Give me your money and I'll put it some place where it can't bring you down like this.
your pc is six years old? holy shit no wonder
time 2 upgrade fam
Save it save it
plan somethign big and worth all those hours
shit's expensive though
like, i don't even have to pay for my own ass to eat yet, let alone things like a car or shelter
i want to eventually be able to do that shit, why not start now
sure, as long as you can support me off of yours
Not everybody has as much money as you have body fat, you know.
which one is lexi
i told you this before lmao
No can do, good luck with the blues.
list of things i want (rough estimate)
new, nice bike: ~500$
new desktop because i've been using laptops since forever and parents dislike vidya: 800-1300$
momentary luxuries (mostly caffeine): ~100$
car (including registration or whatever): 3000$-8000$
total, not including things like maintenance expenses, change of wants and fuckup of estimates:
total i will make from this job:
there is a deficit here, a deficit solved only through more work and more money
You can take 2000 from the job you have and invest in in a multitude of ways : )
i dont think those are real penises
But why would you ever do that in his situation?
tfw only a 6 incher
tfw not a qt trap with a foot long dick
I think bard should be allowed to want to be a cute girl and not be memed at for it
ya never know
if bard wants to be a girl I know exactly how to self med. Just saying.
t. someone that self med for a year.
He didn't get memed at, though.
That is one ugly girl, and one ugly penis.
you're right, but at this point any returns from something like the stock market would be marginal at best, and shit at worst
there's stuff like, buying and selling shit for a profit, but that's also difficult to predict and terrible to logisticize
finally i could make something creative for profit, but the market's saturated and i don't really think i have the equipment nor talent for that (another kid with flstudio makes something electronically, wow)
maybe it's just my cynicism speaking however, but it's a hell of a stretch
Preemptive white knighting. That's a new one.
You're not a girl you piece of shit mutant
There are investment forms which allow you to regain control of your money instead of leaving it in the ahdns of others for ver very long periodsof time
While a bank CD or all that is a good choice, It would be very practical to pick up a halllfpoudn
. gram it out
investment is then returned to youAnd profit :)
I wanna be a rl vagina girl but i was born w/ a penis
you gonna fix that broken record any time soon?
with that atttitude you're definately not gonna go anywhere!
but still that is quite a bit of cash
it's still enough to spend on something very loveley
even if its just 2k :p
I was referring to this fishy Swede or whatever
You have the economic prowess of a high school athlete, I must concede.
who are you btw
sorry my memory sucks and I'm dumb in general
payday 2 is rly fun
A broken record is right twice a day.
shieet, I wish I was a vagina girl but I'm taking the closest thing I can get.
and you can too
200 mg spironolactone
Why not just being a penis girl
Are you gonna stop talking baout ho w you're a tranny piece of shit and your depression ?
Swede is transexual and likely genuinely interested in helping.
That's a clock.
Yeah me too
Thank you that's very sweet of you to offer :)
I am not trying to become emotioanlly unstable though
Someday I'll find out. Until then I'll just have to listen to more Linkin Park.
It's folksy wisdom.
Folksy wisdom is universal.
honestly I got a lot better after starting hormones, but that's cause I'm a tranny.
tfw occasionally have thoughts of being a girl/tranny
tfw remember i'd only go halfway and i already have enough identity issues to deal with
i just go along with the flow tbh, being anything is terrible and great in its own very special shit ways
looking from the bright side of things is hard when short on sleep and stressing
i guess it's best to keep goals in mind, though
cute gif. tfw no pet
Are you cute?
I think Swede is either misguided or trolling
What do you mean?
yeah you wanna lick it? ;)
You're not a real gummy fish.
I'm just going to extricate myself from this conversation before I get irritated.
I have a problem of I always have to watch something while I eat.
I don't have anything to watch
Watch Hannibal. It's like food porn mixed with drama.
do you not know how to answer a simple question
way to be a dick, see ya nerd
I'd be your maid if you wanted me to .///.
I'm transgummy, respect my pronouns, cishet scum shitlord.
I am 5'1 and weigh 315 opounds
Where are you working now and why not work somewhere else when it finishes?I understannd the monotony of being caught up in working but
it really is good for the soul
Sorry, my doctor told me to stay away from leafy greens. He's not a very good doctor, granted, but I will respect his wishes nonetheless.
I really wish being a tranny will be an offense punishable by death soon
So, a ball then.
I'm still Kaybe, I was Kaybe the last two times you asked too. I thought you were joking.
I do agree that you're a worm.
calm down there Omar
actually Im a democrat :)
i don't mind the job itself, just the long days (10 hours) and lack of free time, which hits hard when you're me
I don't think it's something you should try to convince people of, if you think they're trans
They have a right to decide who they are and, in my own experience, don't appreciate being told who you think they are
If you're joking, then it's fine, just make it clear
Please forgive the poor wording, it's a complicated thought
Who is mr. beer?
I meant blue moon
the personification of inebriation
I'm a delicious ice cream you bitch, not some shitty beer.
But Alchemist isn't wrong.
Stone cold Steve Austin
Kaybe, if you know of him.
Does he eat people?
we drank nao...
the dragon almost killed me lol
Yes, but they look delicious.
You know I bet I would taste disgusting.
It is a shitty beer, yes
Nope, haven't heard of him
I sleeps nao
Oh no, are you "that" dad?
Pretty label though.
might as well tell him youre a feminist
People apparently taste like pork.
I think you'd taste alright.
cool guy no1, call me bruce
I am A
315 POUND dEMOcratoc Feminist
and im proud :)
You'll never know though.
In retrospect that sounds gay.
All I'm really trying to say is "if you ARE trans, then this is how you'd do it"
shaved pits is a tool of the patriarchy!
the streets shall flow with the menstruating unbelievers
Some barbecue pulled pork and saltines would be pretty good right now.
Whatever you say, brewski.
What flavor is blue though???
like college all over... brewski, brodog, brodemheim, breh... *wretch
I guess you'll just have to try some and find out.
Yeah, I can totally see people in college calling you a wretch.
oh im catching your vibe now...
impressive, but i am unimpressed
shit i need something to get out of my head
i would watch the first season of it's always sunny but i'm too lazy right now
Talking to a therapist worked out pretty well for me
Eating people isn't really healthy anyway.
I made a chinese dish called stewed pork rolls tonight. It's not dumplings like it sounds like, you roll sliced tenderloin with veggies in the center and keep it together with a toothpick, marinade the rolls in soy sauce, then deep fry it for one minute, then simmer them in a wok for 30 minutes in a sauce of worcestershire, sesame oil, and peanut oil.
Was pretty good.
dragon slayer quest in osrs
where do you find all of these videos and please post more
You can't please everybody, so why please anybody?
Too lazy to watch TV? Been there.
You lost me at veggies. The rest sounds good though. If a pain to make.
It was green onions, bamboo shoots, and shitake mushrooms. Can any palate really be averse to those?
Chu dnt kno until u try
Well that's neat.
I live off of various forms of white bread and cheese. Take that, health.
being out to please people instead of just enjoying ones self
are you cute? .///.
This is a non progressive attitude
His dick is pretty much a hammer.
Gotta fill that Karmic bank account. The hustle is all there is.
I guess that makes yours a jackhammer huh .////.
you sir have a non-progressive attitude.
A grilled cheese doesn't sound so bad right now.
Yeah I crush streets with my massive girth.
WHITE SKIN TONE PANTIES AND BRA ON A CHOCOLATE PRINCEASS
its what i had for lunch... with turkey breast, grilled onion, lettuce and tomato on whole grain bread with mayo and unsweetened tea
HUNGER WHY MUST YOU BE SO STRONG
I know people who dislike shiitakes and bamboo shoots
i'mma sleep before i get too panic-y over stupid shit
Thse both sound good
green onions however are atrocious
Sweet dreams and feel better soon hun
Things were so good for America in the 50s and 60s, my plan is to regress 'till success. I just hope I've got enough fedoras to do it.
I actually have some really good thin sliced colby jack and some nutty almond bread, that might happen at some point tonight.
doesn't like green onion
this is gonna put a real cramp in our friendship tbh
the fedora is making a comeback i hear...
im not a hat person, so
lots of time
lots of places
watch out for dragons man, they could swoop down at any time!
Why dont you make like an ONION and go CRY ABOUT IT
Imma cut you like an onion
Imma make you cry
regular onions a shit
that's kinda hot tbh...
Not a hair person either. A real purist. Do you at least have a novelty beer hat for baseball games?
I think that technically is a turkey melt, but yes it sounds good.
I speak on behalf of your thighs when I say you need to learn self control. Healthy eating habits will really turn your life around.
I just don't understand.
the sad part is I know this but still eat like shit
where are you finding bamboo shoots and shittake mushrooms
You like blood? :3
what else do you like? :3
everyone post ur thighs
Brad I can't love you if you dislike green onions
I don't even know if we can be friends
There's nothing to post; it's all gap.
no... i own one hat. like one of those golf caps, not sure the name of it maybe its called a newsie hat idek. i keep my head shaved as close as possible and my chin a little stubbly
this approximate style
I have a diverse portfolio of fetishes
Why do you do this to me?
it was good man...quite
Good choice man. Ireland will be free from tyranny.
Because you can take it.
that's some gooood shit my man. thank you
dragons should watch out for me, that one i killed made me a lot stronger.
EVERYBODY HERE LIKES STINKY GROSS ONIONS
F-fuck thats so hot >///<
What if I can't?
it sits in my closet until which time i feel the need to be hipster which isnt often
Everything is calories in calories out. For the most part all the other complicated stuff, like cutiing back on carbs and cholesterol, is for people that have other serious health issues. You just need to tell yourself and other people "I don't think I will eat all of this." Cut out soda, that's a big thing. Oranges aren't very high in calories and fairly filling because of the fiber, can be a substitute when you're in a bad "snacking" mood.
Bamboo shoots I get canned at Krogers, I can get shiitake mushrooms there too but for this dish I needed dried mushrooms and got them at the fresh asian market.