SS13 is a robust multiplayer point-and-click about surviving a shift in the uniform of a NanoTrasen station employee paid solely in MEMES.
Where can I play?
CPStation is currently the primary Holla Forums server. You can download the BYOND client or join our server directly from your web browser to play. The web client is unreliable, and we recommend the latest BYOND client for the best experience possible.
The BYOND client is presently Windows only, though it is compatible with WINE.
There is a winefag who actually made it work, pester him in the thread for a how to.
You will need a BYOND account to connect to our server.
WHY WAS SHEYLOS REMOVED AS A ADMIN? WHY WAS SHEYLOS REMOVED AS A ADMIN? WHY WAS SHEYLOS REMOVED AS A ADMIN? WHY WAS SHEYLOS REMOVED AS A ADMIN?
Logan Carter
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Juan Gomez
4th for shitposting tumblr stuff to make people mad
Connor Russell
He didn't suck my feminine penis :^)
Benjamin Thomas
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Noah Martin
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Henry Bell
seems like all the admins and mods are getting removed
all that's left that I know of are sierra and deflame
that's all you really care about I'm sure
Evan Hall
What job should I choose if I've never played?
Christian Mitchell
SierraChan = Host Dopaper = Game Master Octareenroon91 = Game Admin SpaghettiScience = Game Admin Doubleplus = Game Admin Compactusdiskus = Moderator DerFlammenwerfer = Moderator SHOAHDAN = Moderator Zaers = Coder
Compactdiskus will be getting game admin later tomorrow but yeah. Seems me and flammen are the only "active" admins during euro poor times
Cooper Ward
well if you'd unban me and make me a mod I'd be on pretty much 24/7
Luis Baker
Anyone who has been banned is not someone I want anywhere near admin ranks.
Nolan Garcia
Cargo Tech. Assistant has no access and is really only played by robust players to fuck shit up.
SWAT THE SPIDER
Oliver Carter
would you prefer pubbies?
Caleb Young
Up to you dude. Realize that you probably wont be doing your job for the first few hours of playtime as you learn the UI and controls.
With that said, any of the service jobs are usually slow and low stress: Bartender, Janitor, Librarian, Cook.
I know its overwhelming at this point, but you will make it if you take it slow. Dont be scared to tell people you are new if they ask you questions.
Christopher Jones
Thanks. I'll probably play later.
Oliver Hughes
calm down and race mix with 2d space rock lesbians.
Ryder Gray
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Wyatt Thomas
user, why do you have tumblr art saved on your computer?
Carson Jones
I'm a newfag.
I think I've heard of this one, is this the one where all shit goes to hell?
Parker Garcia
don't fight it, become the cancer. join the dark side.
Yes, roll engineer and ask for help to learn the ropes. there is a Wiki located here
It's slightly outdated though but you'll get the required info you need from here.
Lucas Sanders
No thanks
Easton Sanders
DO NOT GO ENGINEER.
Start as a cargo technician, read the wiki in the OP to learn the ropes. It's somewhat overwhelming at the start but it's easy to learn as long as you're willing to take it slow.
Luis Hughes
No admin on, do your job shitmins. :')
Joshua Cruz
hehe… Shitposter almost had me I guess.
So is the game played in real time?
Nicholas Adams
Welp, time for singuloose
Gavin Edwards
you don't learn how to be robust as a cargo tech, all they do is run around with party hats. as a engineer he can learn to set up solars, unweld/weld objects and doors, hack doors (with the proper equipment already in his grasp), set up walls, etc.
It's better he goes engineer and ask another experienced engineer to show him the ropes.
Hunter Rivera
Hardly anyone plays engineer if there is another engineer aboard. Unless he latejoins with another engineer onboard and asks him, he won't learn something that advanced by his own.
REMINDER THAT THE SINGULO IS A GIANG BLACK HOLE OF DEATH AND IS THE MAIN POWER SOURCE OF THE STATION, NOT KNOWING HOW TO SET IT UP AND SIGNING FOR ENGINEER IS GOING TO GUARANTEE THE STATION'S DOWNFALL IN LESS TIME THAN A TRAITOR CAN MAKE A MAXCAP
It's a real-time top-down graphical MUD based on a space station. Pretty much, you really have to actually learn how to interact with things like objects or other beings before going into the trek of actually learning how to do X or Y. It's simpler than it sounds, really, just click things and see what they do when used in this context or in the other, the wiki has tons of mostly precise info about this.
Benjamin Perry
Unless a traitor uses a singu beacon, 99.99% of the time the singularity goes directly east of its containment, and doesn't even go southwards enough to even scratch the AI sat or atmospherics. Thermo engine's better anyways
Parker Bennett
doesnt work anymore because of the code slow atmospherics
Jaxon Clark
In my experience, the singu eats the gravity generatator eventually even if it does go east of containment to begin with.
Leo Jones
The Interface looks more simple then Aurora 4X so I think I can get the hang of it. I'm going to join and start pushing crates around.
Ian Rodriguez
I'd suggest someplace where you wont get banned for a simple mistake
Anthony Bell
Good luck, a few tips: drag'n drop mechanics are implemented in a bunch of things; experiment with that and backpacks to empty or transfer shit from one container to another or with sleepers and closet type things. Ctrl+clicking things lets you drag things, it's faster than grab intent too which is more about wresting than actually pulling people.
Fuck off back to TG already, don't you have a new freon-based dildo that goof wants to stick in your arse?
Benjamin Russell
It feels like some names are missing.
Colton Thomas
tower stepped down and afew of the trial mods got shit canned but I forget their names
sheylos is no longer an admin though for whatever reason, although not sucking sierras dick is a likely reason why not
Thomas Wood
I think its a mix of being an unapologetic shitter and spreading the rumor he is a gay man.
Colton James
sheylos? he was a good admin though
Carter Carter
No he wasn't. He liked to "all the buttons" every other round and shitpost.
Leo Sanchez
I liked all the buttons…
Ryder Murphy
Yes, I did.
Luke Baker
TH\he only time I've seen him press all the buttons is when it was specifically voted for. It sure as hell wasn't every other round.
This is patently false. If he isn't the only admin online, he deadmins, and if he is, he tends to play MoMMI so he can answer ahelps.
Samuel King
And frankly, he spends the majority of his time as an observer anyway.
Ryan Collins
so he also a fag who talks shit but doesn't actually play, talk about a hypocrite
Hudson Gomez
Sierra is just another name for gitgud by the way.
Leo Stewart
thats the point you inbred quadriplegic nigger jew reddit cuck
Jack Carter
Seeing all this support makes me want to hate men and start a patreon :')
mark has nothing to do with the discord anymore, because he had a bitchfit and left. broshi ur a nigger
Luis Perry
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Wyatt Powell
What is so hard about raiding the armory and then taking out the AI?
Eli Phillips
this happens every grayy round i spectate
Charles Lewis
Until I actually see it happen? Yes. Will it happen on this server? No.
Michael Butler
Attention: New Server Rule Using command consoles or AI commands to announce Hillary propaganda to the station is now a bannable offense. Anyone caught doing it will face a permanent ban and deportation back to Space Mexico.
Logan Reyes
It's 2216, get over your meme election
Aaron Perez
Cough Sure is quiet in here.
Matthew Reed
It's been dead all morning and only just as I'm about to leave for class someone shows up.
You assholes better still be here when I get back.
Aiden Ward
Join the server queer, literally alone on there.
Benjamin Sanders
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Chase Robinson
>>>/cuckchan/
Carson Ward
We have a group of metafags murderboneing, ADMINS GET IN HERE
John Peterson
There's a coordinated group of metashitters fucking up everything right now. Guess how many admins are online? Strange how they're always available to push buttons and forbid fun, though.
Grayson Barnes
Can I play this on my elitist OS, gny/linux?
Isaiah Moore
I tried and for some reason I was unable to do it.
Ryder James
i catched some guys talking about TS or something on last thread, that's what killed the last server.
Owen Murphy
Yeah, works just fine. Except for one thing: renaming cards with the ID consoles and calling the shuttle without AI controls. I don't remember how, but I know there's a way to fix this as well.
Adrian Bell
I cannot touch people on the ground either in combat, dragging, or taking items. I am on Windows 7 and this only happened today.
Ethan Torres
Turns out its from the new version of the game, wew just went back.
Daniel Kelly
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Lucas Clark
I see reddit woke up early and is already starting shittery.
Noah Howard
Solars provide more than enough power and it's safe Active singulo is the sign of a lazy shitter of an engineer
Nathan Bailey
Nothing new there. There's always a few funny guys that probe the server and see when admins aren't online so they join up during that time and grief all they want. Probably banned from all other servers or they have some hateboner with Holla Forums.
Either just spectate them or play at another time. Or bitch with the admins to get someone during those hours.
Matthew Thomas
dead serber
Nathaniel Hughes
If you want to figure out your shit, why don't you host a local server?
Cameron Thomas
Skid McMark is a shitter pubbie, just to to let mods know.
Camden Kelly
If there's a faggot griefing people in the game during hours admins aren't on, save their name and screencap a few logs for posting on the thread. I'm sure ckeys are tied with names in the AttackLogs and other shit, a simple Ctrl+F gives them the right key to ban and prevent the next time they aren't online to be the same shit fest.
Until people AHELP or start recording that shit, admins can't do much.
Nathaniel Ross
Too late now, but thanks for the advice.
Aaron Scott
Wait. Wasn't DerFlammenwerfer removed for being a terrible moderator?
Justin Roberts
As i have stated before. If an admin isn't online just save every log at round start. It's about 1mb Max and means we see everything you saw. All you need to do is email it to me explaining what happened. I crosscheck with server logs and bing bing bannnu.yet instead all people do it come here and post "I got murderboned this makes me sad" with no name or hell even a time and timezone so I can check even quicker.
Jayden Wood
So why do you faggots need to have a special snowflake codebase instead of just using TG or /vg/ or whatever
Connor Wilson
Because if constant botching about wanting codebases and things codebases have.
Plus our spaghetti code is best
Brayden Cook
Faggot, got a damn good question right here for you to answer.
Why'd you let Flammenwerfer back into your circle jerk after the shit he pulled?
Gavin Powell
So instead of people bitching about not having something from one of the other two codebases, it's a better idea for people to bitch about not having anything from any codebase introduced after the creation of the server?
Adrian James
Both were tried in the early days of nel's and both were tried when gitgud threw a fit and they were both hated for either being shit and lacking fun or for just plain being broken.
Aaron Lopez
old /tg/ is way better in balance and plain fun than nu-TG and /vg/furfaggotry. You just either have shit taste or run on the same old fallacy of Which is a retarded train of thought considering all the bugs that nu TG currently has, nevermind that it's only "optimized" for WINDOWS 10 of all things.
Brody Long
/vg/ doesn't have anything new, and it's optimized as fuck It still doesn't have much interesting stuff, but the retarded meme races can be turned off in 5 seconds
Joseph Nguyen
Call me when pomf isn't restarting the server every 3 days because of that memory leak from their botched ZAS atmos.
Blake Jones
I needed a filler for the american high pop rounds when I was sleeping.
I have placed him on a leash even checking all his work on the logs every so often.
Compactdiskus might either be becoming a gameadmin in the coming days as I have head Many good things from him from dopaper and other admins.
Josiah Wood
Wew I forgot this
Brandon Ross
Restarting the server every now and again is better than constant lag
Luis Cox
Can we try to get the slime consoles and other xenobio shit from /tg/? It makes it so much easier and less tedious to do xenobio.
Lincoln Ward
ahahahaha
James Wilson
It's not hard, I just find it tedious you fucking attention whore.
Daniel Ramirez
When will atmos simulation will be fast enough to make the TEG work?
Alexander Thompson
Solars take absolutely forever to setup and barely generate enough power for the station assuming nobody's running a high-energy req autism project. TEG is where it's at. More dangerous than solars, though, since you're making free bombmix for tators.
Gabriel Lee
Don't worry, bro, gitgudsierra is there to fix this oversight :^) If cancermins "tell him" that a nigger is god, why wouldn't he suck a nigger's cock?
Charles Garcia
Oh boy. Reddit validhunters are here. Time to move over to the secret club.
Sebastian Mitchell
I JUST MEMED A LING TO DEATH AS A MONKEY.
I THOUGHT I WAS ROBUST BUT THIS TAKES IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
Isaac Howard
When are the pubbies getting the purgy purgy? Oh right, never, because going public was never a mistake t. """sierra"""
Jaxson Collins
Yeah it sure was fun being a private server when shitgud station was dying :^)
Josiah Campbell
SS13 was doomed to shit when it was made. Is there anyone here who played SS13 back in the really old days? I want to find some footage from 2003-2009 to get an idea of what it was like
Jose Morales
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Ian Gomez
But post more
Isaac Russell
It's like picking whether you want to take cyanide pills or drink a nice tall glass of bleach.
Julian Evans
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Matthew Lopez
Post more. I'm Koriath Also, most of the old guys who played since nel's still hangaround. Some just changed ckey. Guess I'll play a few rounds with you guys later on. But only if you post the camile comics.
Gavin Hernandez
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Matthew Williams
at which time do you usually play?
Austin Perez
I don't have any of my own old ass screenshots from I think 2008, but there was a restored release of the old old codebase a while ago when what is now the derelict was the main station and there should be a good bit of new images around. There's also the possibility of hosting a local server of it yourself, the restored old release shouldn't be hard to find. As for actual recordings you'd be unlikely to find much from those days that isn't unregistered hypercam2.
I miss the janky old stations that were built with little thought of them being optimal or minimizing risk to the crew and went all out for style.
Luis Flores
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Nolan Clark
ded thread ded game?
Austin Ortiz
The initial boost of attention we received after going public is starting to die down. A lot of our peak player counts are associated with the burgers getting off work.
Matthew Ortiz
The numbers are going down because nobody's playing while the pubshitters are on the loose.
Eli Lewis
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Brayden Rivera
Most are playing another game right now, i wouldn't be surprised if the serbia was empty.
Nolan Smith
Is that any different from normal
William Howard
This game is fucking dying.
Christian Diaz
Would you get a xeno hard?
Josiah Cox
The Turks have won.
Jayden Lopez
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Jaxson King
And I never went back again
Joseph Lewis
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Xavier Rivera
still looking for lizardman janitor greentext
Jose Gomez
(imagine if the shitcurity officer inspecting you had become a scalerot carrier from defending the station against the lizardman threat all the time :3 )
Kayden Sanders
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Julian Cook
WGW confirmed for being too much fun
Charles Torres
Does anyone like to play Barotrauma one of these days?
Isaac Gutierrez
spessman > semen
Hudson Campbell
Remake when?
Wyatt Sullivan
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Jonathan Butler
Nice meme but anyone who's ever played the game knows it has nothing to do with the code.
Levi Long
Nice meme but as someone who has played since nel01 server almost nothing original has been coded by 8ch anons and we have been playing the same meme serb code for fucking ever and its always led to the serb dying.
It's fucking time to move on.
Cameron Perry
I know you're just shitposting, because if you were back then, you'd know we tried using nu-TG AND /vg/, which are both complete shit compared to what we have right now.
So what's your point? Do you want to start another dramatrain for literally no reason because you hate the game? Or is there another underlying problem you have? Perhaps a conflict of our ideology in your interest of wanting to spread cancer codebases like goon or hippie?
You're just mongering for a non-issue, the mayority of the people aren't on because of something entirely unrelated to this.
James Edwards
Because it's a weekend :^)?
Levi Sullivan
That previous post was half an hour ago, and i just got on. Look outside your own asshole for once, we're playing another game right now. Once that dies down the pops will go back up.
Ayden Williams
halloween events going on in so many other games is my guess for the sudden server dead. I know because 'im trying to balance my time between three of them right now
Zachary Price
No need to get this defensive over a dead server during a sunday.
You'll write some cuck excuse like "its 2 late and wageslaves have 2 wake up early :("
Juan Sanchez
Why is TG and /vg/ shit compared to what you have now? What DO you have now? Because /vg/ has way more coders than you and /vg/ fucking sucks precisely because they don't have anything new either
Wyatt Nelson
Nice strawman, as expected of koriath.
Liam Powell
He's butthurt because nobody wants his bug-ridden half-developed point-missing imba garbage """code""".
Ian Stewart
Here come the concentrated efforts to drop the server for no reason other than shitposting.
Jason Baker
The code is not the server, and vice versa And the server's already dead, considering the average of 4 concurrent players at any given time
Cooper Butler
the issue is more that when ever anyone comes to make something good for the server there's always no real interest outside of one or two people and then when you're half way done and trying to get more input there's alot of residence against you for every stupid reason under the sun
Logan Davis
what if we had another server?
Andrew Price
It would either be twice as dead, or make the current one look like shit in comparison
Nathan Harris
well if it's actually allowed coders, spriters and mappers to work on it then making the old server look like shit is a good thing
Eli Collins
Have you never considered that the reason there's no support for your idea is because it's a shit idea and the reason there's shittons of resistance to the PR is because the implementation is even shitter?
Carter Davis
no one bar from one other person was actually coming up with ideas as well, I don't know about you but I'm a fan of "lets try this and see how it works" instead of "lets do nothing and have nothing"
Joseph Rogers
**If Sierra hasn't told you already you might find these commands useful:
git rebase
git reset HEAD~…**
Robert Hall
Well.
Jaxson Stewart
Hilarious, are you attepting to port hatestation stuff like the new modular armor exoskeleton suits?
Nathan Harris
No, that's a screenshot from when we had MoMMIs spawning in the start screen. I wasn't even aware of the exoskeleton suits when I was on hatestation, actually.
John Howard
They were added like a few days before the server died, they were pretty much lite-deathsquad armor with all of the disadvantages of being a slow stunnable target without 80% resistance to everything, and it was unremovable unless a special surgery operation was made on the guy to remove it. It could be made with level 6 combat (?) exo fabricators and high end materials like diamonds iirc and there were variants like specializing for certain kinds of damage.