JewCrypt Ransomware

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Antisemitic viruses?
On my internet?

0.1 btc $100 USD
how old is this shit?

Top jej which one of you fuckers did this!

This is too good to be true.
My fucking sides it's real.

It's actually your info that's the older one

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The ransom is .01 Bitcoin retards. At least we know you're not kikes.

i just laughed so hard i crapped myself.

dammit anons, terp jelj.

The image says 0.01 but OP's text says 0.1.

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That's because op is a faggot

thats some 14th dimensional shitposting

That's also a huge jail sentence if the guy gets caught, the jewdicial system won't be kind to him on top of the computer hacking charges he's going to get.

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Which glorious bastard did this, what a beautiful man.

This is fucking amazing. Keked hard.

That's some high level shitposting.

Fucking brilliant.

making people type the truth isnt defrauding

That's blackmail.

This.
If caught the creator will get multiple decades of prison.

I guess you better alert the authorities about jewcrypt and how "jewsdid911" is the password to unlock your files.

This is what I was thinking. People should take to twitter (on sockpuppets now, of course, and with only twitter open so they dont see you are here) and spam "Watch out for this new JEW crypt, if your files get locked by the JEW crypt, just type in JewsDid911 to unlock your files. Thank me later!"

Fucking crypto kikes.

Kek nice

they missed a golden opportunity there.
It should have been named the cryptoJew (((ransomware))) jewcrypt.
This has made me smile though, any evidence to support the claim that these people are /ourguys/ or is this just another Russian hacker type deal?

This was created nearly a year ago judging by the article date, wonder if its creator has made a new and improved version since. Brings a whole new meaning to viral shitposting, and I doubt they actually cared about bitcoins. Just getting the media to cite the password to unlock it would be all worth it.

Could be both.

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Java would be a much more diverse platform to program the GUI in tbh.

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Oh shit, now we're antisemetic Russian crypto-jew crypto-currency Jews!

Oh look, it's God's Chosen virus

This fucking time line.

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Appropriately awesome quads, user.

Fucking kek, this is golden.

The point is they can just admit the jews did 911 to unlock it retard.

Even better, the bitcoin ransom should point to palestinian relief.

Why would you ever relief sandniggers?
And don't say "it will piss of the kikes"
That's not a reason

oh my, a good use of the Oy Vey at least.

Thin ice bud.

If you have pictures of dead jews, dump 'em. It triggers the fuck out of the shills.

Because it will piss off (((you))) just to say that is where it's going. This is why you kikes will never win. You're just too stupid and conceited to look beyond your nose.

That had to be a woman. Did you see how many turns it took to park?

You just doxXxx3d urself newb xD

This is how anons really believe the internet works

Twitter just announced they are monitoring the websites you visit while youre on Twitter. Google and Gmail and some others have done the same when youre logged in for years.

Why do they put tards in the army?

Because then they wouldn't have many troops

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Because stupid newfags let .js run from googletagservices and their other shitty servers.
Kikeberg does the same too. Fucking cancer and it's hell on a slow connection too.

Is this real life??

Would have been perfect if the virus would force you to admit that White genocide is real and that Jews did 9/11 on all of your social media to unlock your data. Maybe I should write something like that.

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checko

The screenshot is 0.01 BTC. Why are you mulitplying the price by 10? are you a kike?

Who are you trying to scam?

10 bitcoins? Who the hell has 100 bitcoins? I can’t afford to give away 1,000 bitcoins!

you uh
you failed the joke

Now this is how you shitpost at light speed.

Bone up on your jewry, faggot.

Thanks my man.

How the fuck do retards even get infected with this shit? This is too funny to be real.

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also this

I'm kind of glad we don't live in the 3rd millennium BC

Creating viruses out of obscure Holla Forums maymays and really obscure political shit

Inb4 HolocaustDidntHappen or NoPartyLikeANaziParty

No it is extortion. Blackmail is holding something the individual did against them.

that's fucking hilarious whoever did this should win the internet

Those trees where cut down a few years ago.

What a wonderful Christmas story

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Why do you even bother posting?

Which one of you glorious fucking autists did this? I'm fucking dying.

Someone should copper spike the stumps and trees next to the stumps to make sure no offending trees ever grow back in that spot. Hell throw a little salt down in the exact layout of those fascist trees. Can't have it EVER coming back.

Hell, point the coin address to Bibi for some extra salt.

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You are assuming it is someone in the US. In Eastern Europe or East Asia, they are risking very little.

There were no bones. All the dead Jews had to dig up their dead selves and burn the bodies again with precious wartime petrol. Mengele himself saved me from the fires 9 times. It's antisemetic to investigate these things Goy!

Idiot, they used the yidlings to dig up the corpses before being rendered into wartime petrol.

read text,, not picture. oh well.

Do they take shekels?

This is what cryptography looks like.

what about nigger coins?

I wonder, who could be behind the cutting down of peaceful trees?

So many vectors.

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filtered kike

Reported for putting negative effort into your shilling.

useless sticky

That was one of funniest things I’ve seen in a while. What makes it more so is the fact he looks like he is actually using the sights instead of that also retarded jumping bullshit.

Oy vey! The goyim oak! Cut it down!

I'm not sure I have the capability to believe that nose is real.

I know these are kikes we're talking about but holy fuck that is petty

Considering how much the kikes hate nature, the real wonder is that they didn't just torch the forest or something.

But you want to so bad right?

It's just. So much and so comical. I don't know man.

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Eat a bag of dicks, Levi.

Isn't this from nearly a year ago? Why did this thread suddenly pop up and why is it stickied for that matter. Still funny regardless

It would be a lot better if the password was randomly chosen from a set of different statements, so the one who gets the ransomware would have to spend a little more time redpilling himself and picking the right password from the existing ones.

It checks out.

January 24, 2017 by Berta Bilbao+

January 24, 2017 by Berta Bilbao+

January 24, 2017 by Berta Bilbao+

KEK

VIRAL SHITPOSTING
the goyim have leveled up

Probably made by a Jew

How are these two events connected? I thought crypto was going up BECAUSE people were getting ransomed. This suggests the opposite tough.

Don't you filthy yid dare steal credit from our Aussiefags. This is clearly their work.
Fuck you moshe.

The most noteworthy thing is up till now most tech articles encourage paying the ransom fee because the people behind them have had a reputation of holding up their end of the bargain.

ALMONDS = ACTIVATED

Someone here did this, we know it wasn't any of the 4cucks.

What else would you do with them? Taking care of them is expensive but used as miner field clears, a cheap and plentiful resource. 'Yes that way Shlomo, just one hundred more yards to go'. 'Yes you're doing great and will get a cookie afterwards'.

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Look at how much they are trying to fear monger right now.


Ya know why they are doing this? The purpose of the fear mongering? Fear fucks with your senses and makes you less likely to notice your pituitary gland which makes you less likely to realize what that feeling is and even if you do it makes you more likely be scared by it which makes you run away from it.

Read the esoterics. The Big Happening SOON. See a lot of anons posting hinting that they've found it.

trips of truth

The kikes always do shit around Christmas anyway.
They'll probably bomb Syria again quite a lot or some shit.

Sauce?

WOW I just can't. hold me Holla Forums

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facebook reads your cookies; why wouldn't twitter?

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this thread is being slid guys.

It was stickied for a while. Until something pops up in the news, the amusement has pretty much run its course.

I doubt there's a new version given that it's obviously a deliberately low-effort joke, right down to the "label4" and "label5" default captions on the form. In fact despite that site calling it a "cryptovirus" it sounds like it's just a screen locker that doesn't encrypt anything.

I really want to see the MSM give a report on this.

Probably a kid fucking around. Honestly, Generation Zyklon is looking more and more promising each and every day.

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Why not something reasonable like "Israel has Nukes"?

now if we could only infect some of these cuckchan shillbot slidefuck niggersteins

new wallpaper found

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oy vey
its anudda shoah

Was this jew

Holy shit w*e*e*v* is a jew?

Wow I've been gone a while

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To be honest, i'd sooner take that retard over the average hood rat.

He posted the edited version. Believe it now?

Checked binary trips. That's a damn good idea, but we can do better. The problem is the virus part turns people against us. But it's unavoidable, we can't get their attention without it. What we can do is work not against the target, but with the target. How? We tell them (part of) what we're doing. We tell them it's an underground haxxor project and we want them. What for they don't know, but in time they'll find out if they're curious enough. Now we lock their files, have them do whatever necessary to get started, have a chan setup for them that they'll need to visit (maybe through Tor?), and find something there. What they must find doesn't matter, but they'll learn how to get around and see small redpills on their way. Then we unlock their files as a show of good faith and they're free to go live their lives as before or join us. For those who join we'd need some way to progress them since outright bringing them here is out of the question.

This is old shit, but still fucking hilarious.