Webm Thread: user always delivers Edition

You got the name of the music?

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I was the user who requested. Much thanks.

I guess I'll repost this again as the other thread is a goner.

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Jesus Christ.

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Here you go, user.

Happy to help.

These are always so good, I hope they release a sequel.

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Thanks a lot m8, have a good one.

Was playing Manhunt 2 today, Rockstar did really terrific job with AI. Here's a man that's trying to open a door and go through. And the thing is this guy wasn't even supposed to go through the door, he was supposed to be chasing me. I guess hearing door's open and close sound made him think I was the door or something like that.

First webm I made

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Japaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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wouldn't say no but definitely would be out the door before she wakes up

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why aren't you watching the AOTY, Mad Maxgon Ball Z no Ken?

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That's not very nice. I bet she gives good snuggles.

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POST MORE ASIAN QTS!

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girl on the left looks familiar. Is her name Anri?

WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LEAVE THE POOR MAN ALONE ?

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Why have you done this??

I got one

I have been pleasantly surprised by Flip Flappers.

Okita Anri

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it's even more impressive once you learn the pedigree of some of the people working on it. Many of them have had experience at gihbli and worked on other notable projects - the director namely animated the entirety of space dandy episode 18. What is interesting about the director is this is his first time in a directing role. Many people seem like nobodies with little experience, but it's been such a smooth ride it's hard to believe it.

Hang on a second - is that Mr Shitface in the background?

Moore or Schafer?

Either way no. But I'd be funny if it was

sauce

That wasn't nearly as satisfying as I was expecting.

Try this one

It completely fucking blows my mind that Japan is having a really hard time finding male pornstars. How? It makes no goddamn sense, I would GLADLY do that shit for free. The job description is basically "Get paid to fuck amazing Japanese QTs with no strings attached" why the hell would you pass on such a golden opportunity? I am so confused.

what kind of madness is this?

Man… At least the brony autist makes good shitposting within the threads this is just lame.

going after them (you)s again sony jim?

Longboards: for people too poor for bikes, and not talented or weird enough for freestyle. Lazy-ass fakie shove-its and body varials are not steez.

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Based trips, film?

I just forgot something

Haven't seen so much butterface in my life.

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What the fuck is wrong with normalfags

Shit, that is cringy.

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Whatevs, bro. Stay mad or whatever.

Urgent

Where is "Undertale get out" user? He is needed here ASAP.

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It's almost like you want me to spam Undertale.

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10/10 Well done.

I miss eurobeat.

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Some super fresh, super edgy OC for you.

(Apologies for the bad title)

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Here's the image as well. Feel free to abuse.

2cute4me

What the fuck is up with you /asp/ faggots?

I remember a skateboarding general on halfchan where an user posted a trick video of himself and got shit on for wearing a helmet.

Are you so into the scene that you can't stand when people do something for fun?

What the fuck?

We're here to shit on everyone. Shitting on everyone else makes us forget that we're shit too.

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Pretty sure those people were just looking for an excuse to shit on him. People would probably do the same if he wasn't wearing one, except they'd be justified in that case.

Ignoring basic safety guidelines is how you end up on those bestgore clips.

is that a music thread ?

I don't want to be a bummer here, but hes right, 'longboarders' are just people who lack the commitment to get into skateboarding. Barring the rare few who actually NEED a longboard for doing high speed shit, there's no reason to own one over a skateboard. They are objectively less useful unless you intent to go at a very very high speed. It's like driving a truck in a city. You deserve the shit you get for picking a sub-par option because of fad influence.

I think it's the one that has the cannon ball riding guy

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If they think it's fun what's the issue? It's not like people actually take skate boarding seriously, especially nowadays. I say this as someone who has driven a truck through a city for work reasons actually, and gotten shit over it because people just gotta get it out of their system apparently.

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There is no issue, I just make fun of them because they are doing stupid stuff. Its like this one retard at my school who used to yell "RIBBIT RIBBIT RIBBIT WOOP" and all the other retards would follow his chant. Its just hilarious.

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People don't want to have sex. The problem is so apparent, that they have the fastest declining birthrate out of all the first world countries. Part of it I suppose is that all their sexual needs are met by 2D with another part being how expensive it is to live there when you're a single person. Also, there are many people who just passionately hate relationships in general.

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is pretending to throw the ball allowed?

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umaru was definitely someone you either loved or hated. hopefully, if you had any soul, fucking hated.

NSFW incoming just ignore her face shouldn't be difficult

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You can change your filename but you can't change your shit taste.

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Her face is what makes the whole video you autist, it strikes the balance of being not too homely that its repulsive, but just homely enough to allow the fantasy that shes a lusty bar wench in rough part of the city. If she were wearing a bavarian dress I think my dick would break.

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god damn that's pretty degenerate tbqfh

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HAHA TRIPS

wtf i hope that's not real. Where si this from?

Not suprised.

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who is that old pedo ?

I wish there was a longer version of this it's so good.

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Sauce

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What server/faction do you guys play on? I've been wanting to get into planetside but finding a group is hard.

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Holy Christ, user. This brings me back to the days of Desktop Destroyer.

Have fun with your soggy fakie shove its while people with half the wheel size still pull off better power slides.

First day here? "I'm having fun" isn't a defense for having poor taste and picking a casual option.
Those are some sour-ass grapes. There's plenty of recent activity in skateboarding, even to the "competitive" types. Still doesn't change the fact that the overwhelming majority of the use of longboards are weak shit and don't utilize any of its advantages. Take that shit back to Zumiez.

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on this i mean:

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One of the greatest openings for racing games, of all time.

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Why did he wreck the store? The store is most likely insured against shit like this, so it's not like he did any actual damage at all.

but it's shit

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The simple fact he went on a rant makes me suspect he thought he was making a statement, I'd bet money it has something to do with anti consumerism/capitalism

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indeed
but 90' racing game's intro had something unique about them.

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oh, thank god. For a moment when he was shoving it in her face I thought she was, like, twelve or under.

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jesus christ anime is so fucking gay
how do you watch this and not feel like a tremendous faggot inside

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Oh right, I forgot that "politically enlightened" anti-capitalists were still a thing.

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Is this what's her name? The chick who made the videos about Jews and shit?

Yes it is

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It was a preemptive strike against the faggots that complain about it, because every time I post it a couple come out of the woodwork whining about it. You autist.

Try not to throw around too many buzzwords just because they exist.

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What happened? Did they van her off somewhere and mindfuck her?

why is watching muslims die so erotic?

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Not sure tbh, conflicting stories, some say she is a jew shill, others think she was some cam girl. I still remember finding her channel when it was called Elegon, those were good times.

She was always a greasy, crazy kike. Women are fucking crazy, user. Screaming, crying and self-harm at the smallest provocation isn't exactly unique.

I see nothing wrong with this

she was nuts in the first place, some people were just using her behind the scenes to make the youtube shit for emoney

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Does anyone else have a small attachments to old webms they saved from 2 years ago? Whenever I look back at an old webm I saved I can remember the feel of what it was like, the smells, the sights, and what was going on back then, how naive I was.

Or perhaps I am just autistic.

Webm related, first webm I saved ever.

How about the fact that they are working themselves to death? And they might marry someone just to not see them because of the hours they work. They are just now acknowledging that part of the issue.

Then there is the fact that the bitchy asian stereotype is a thing there as well, and its just easier to not worry about things like relationships.

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There's also the fact that most of the elderly are only starting to die now, which is happening at such a rate that not only are crematoriums overwhelmed but there are even people making money off of storing corpses in huge numbers that are scheduled to be cremated.

Not really webms, but I always associate Half Life 2 with the candy from pic related because I ate a fuck ton of them while playing it

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My trap detector went off just by looking at the thumbnail.

art/film school student/10. aka 0/10

that bitch is just unstable, she's fucked up mentally and emotionally, even for a girl.

i remember when her vid got shat all over Holla Forums and the board descending into madness about whether pro or anti-eva was actually shilling (I was always against her, how the fuck does that look like a good idea at any point). People started screaming about shills from both sides, god it was awful. We found out later from IRC logs that the whole jew video thing was just her reading a script some guy had sent her because he was trying to use her to get attention and make shekels from catering to Holla Forumsish views.

Nice to have some evidence that's she's off the fucking walls, if people had actually tried using her as a redpill, the bluepills could just point to her batshit insanity and use it as an argument against Holla Forumss stances. Relieved that never really caught on.

My sister would freak out over that tbh.

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Have some semi fresh WWE 2K17 glitches

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i can t stop thinking that : if nintendo start doing hentai shit: that s what we will get:

I'm glad that I'm an only child.

Mah man

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Roman Reigns beats women

thanks I don't go to art or film school.

Holy shit.
Took half of the webm for me to realize they were speaking English.

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Are there any more of these? This is pretty groovy.

there are more, I don't have them though

ahmet don't be mad that your father died for the jihad

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At least it's a good song.

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I think it's Time Bandits

What a fucking fantastic video. Thank you for sharing.

Vore fetishists are weird.

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oy bumperanon, what's your progress

I want to know the rules of this show.
Because I know the basic premise. guy gets sucked into the game, decides to be a complete badass.

but there are rules to it aren't there?

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This is a for real issue the government is trying to get people to deal with, seriously what kind of fucking people don't even bother to clean up?

The lack of care the general populace has for their own hygiene is so low that its common practice for people to be walking along, drop their pants, defecate in open public, wipe their ass with toilet paper they carry and just keep on going, and everyone treats it as normal because everyone there does it

Its why they forbid Google Maps from going through India because they didn't want the world to see trash and piles of shit and piss everywhere

This video was made by the government in a plea for the millennials to stop being fucking retarded

Sort of? As much as you'd think there were rules to a fantasy world you have OP powers in.

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That was a fun episode.

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My french is a bit rusty but from what i understood he wasn't reimbursed for something so as he's breaking the phones he tells them to give him back his rights as a consumer and be payed back.

sause?

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its simple:

all NPC became real people including the RAID BOSS he could make in the game who serve as guild HQ protector
if guild was powerfull enouth you could transform your simple HQ castle/dungeon that player can charge in

but since its not a shonen: even if he is the most powerfull being
he will instead gather info and avoid making to much of a fus like:
and when i say most powerfull :
SPOIL about "strengh scale" blog-imgs-64.fc2.com/y/a/r/yaraon/U6nkDyO.jpg left: nazarick forces (MC) right: the world as you know it in the anime

the world itself IS NOT a video game: (no chat system etc)
it s just a "real world" who have similar magic to the game he was on. (while still having new thing like: martial "arts" for melee combat)

tl;dr
-MC is and OP overlord
-get transported into a parralel world with his entire guild (he and the NPC created, no other "player" seems to be transported)
-try to understand this similar but different world and conquere it without just mindless brute strenght (even if he could)

shit happend by the end of the anime futher increasing his cautiousness

check the anime or the manga, it s quite good. IIRC the only one who made me want to read a fucking light novel …

that's good ol' Lieutenant M'Ress

don't you mean

Has to be Plague of Gripes, that face style of his is like a trademark

kek

I don't know how this anime/light novel ends, but it would be rally fun to see a developer get in there with no armor and just beat the living shit out of everyone by just being in god mode.
Since the main character kind of broke the game, someone might need to fix it.

Unless it's all happening in his dreams.

what !?
why !?
for what purpose!?

again:
it s not a dream either. if you die you die.
(that s one fo the reason why he is so cautious)

his guild was basically made from imageboard user… you had the neckbear programmer, the fucking trap/elf lover (who made 2 elves: the girl dress as a male and the brother dress as a girl) etc.
but only the MC was teleported , you onlly see references of his old teammates through their created NPC

The show is also set 100 years into the future, so who knows. That kind of degeneracy might have been commonplace. The conditions for joining the guild were 1. non-human character and 2. must be functioning member of society.

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source on the song?

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nvm, found it.

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nice

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Same shit happens in Star Citizen.

Also Sauce?

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Cats have very poor vision compared to humans. Why are they using cats? They would have much better results if they used dogs.

Fucking millenial unless you replied to the wrong webm… in which case you are just retardedbut that's fine

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Shit, I didn't even realize there was a channel logo in the webm.

looks like a very modified Ryoko.

which is irrelevant because furries belong in the gas chambers

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You're right, it does.
But that doesn't matter because Ryoko is trash and may as well be an animal anyway.

See the pic for best girl.

There he is!

i don't dispute your claim

Damn it sure is Sunday in here

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Does anybody have / has anyone posted the Boku no Terrorism webm from a couple days back? I started watching the series after seeing it, but didn't save it for some reason.

This one?

He's the head of a guild, based his powers around an undead player with impractical instakill moves (like Mudo or Hama in SMT) that are exceedingly practical in the low level world he's in.

He says himself that he's not geared for PVP, so if he encounters another Yggdrasil player who IS geared for PVP he's basically fucked, but that never happens.

Basically there's no real threat to him. That's the whole anime and novel. Rather the story focuses on the politics of the world instead in reaction to this apparent invincible monstrosity, and his own reactions to his changed psychology, while also being a comedy of errors where he basically does something human, people misinterpret it as something a god-king would do and he basically says "let's go with that" like it was his idea, trying to live up to the image they have of him while still trying to make the world a better place once his kingdom's survival is ensured and he's certain of no threat possible.

apparently she's a very fast learner after forgetting everything because she's back to normal next episode.

That wasn't the one I was thinking of, no. There was a music video set to the series.

Well all of his follower NPC basically owe him their lives. Like, even if they figure out he was human and they were all game characters, that changes nothing. He was the one who stayed behind, the one who maintained the guild while everyone else left. So really, trying to keep up appearances is all for his own gratification because they'll respect him regardless.

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no questions , just half 'A' presses now

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This is insanity

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Yes, they do it all the time.

What's wrong with Korean girls?

They're weebs.

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source?

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anyone got the webm where the nintendo switch trailer was mixed in with braking bad kart scene?

I need to know the source for this video. In Return, I give you this cute girl.

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Total Bro, Would Bang

Sorry about the lack of sound.

Can anyone explain this one to me?

NPC from Dark Souls. Invisible crow that you can trade stuff with. She says "you you me me pump a rum pickle pee." Fanbase has decided she is an invisible crow harpy.

a nice spin on the phrase "attention whore" there user
that isn't a cute girl, that's a girl desperately doing everything she can to appear as cute as possible so people fawn over how adorable she is.

Niggers aren’t people.

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MOM!

Just imagine, the thing experienced being digested alive

kill me pls