I want a loli to sit on my face

Pretty good; kind of chewy though. I feel pretty energized now so I'll probably yell at someone on the internet the first time I get an excuse.

I want to watch magnolia

I want to poke a lolis tummy

hnn... everyday.. ?

I want to kiss makis butt

Ah, I love yelling at people online, especially over the mic.
I hear lots of other meats are just chewy, but don't taste too different.
I tried Bison but it was kinda the same as beef.

i wanna poke a loli with my dick
B-)

...

Okay Ill give you that one

youre all sick... twisted ppl

loli only really exists up to the 3rd dimension

I wanna fuck the dog 2hu !

I didn't really like it that much. I think I was drunk, though.

I like bison too. :3

It's healthier than beef, I'm pretty sure.

Hey.

interdimensional loli

I wanna watch reimu fuck a kitty !

shame
have you seen requiem for a dreeam?
I feel like it is the better of the two and they are kind of comparable

what sort of movies are you into?

I wanna pinch this lolis butt

too far bro

I wanna post the one I have with a dog and a 2hu but im scared

Whats Burgatory anyway?
Some kind of burger purgatory?

dat going rate for a loli...

do it

No not reply to me you freak

...

...

...

Goin to Burgatory in the sky
[burgatory in the sky[
Thats' where I wanna go when I die
when I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place thats the best

darren aronofsky is one of the great directors of all time... of ALL TIME!

agreed
Magnolia is a masterpiece

he's about michael bay tier

Eh? Freak!?
I'm no freak, you have dog pics saved!

burg ;-;

It took a full minute to load the second frame of the gif.
I'm on the world's worst functioning internet.

...

michael is more prolific, true... hollywood loves that guy.

pitts Burg

...

...

I've not sat at a desk in over a year.
I've never worn a suit before.
I'm sitting in front of a mirror.

Looking in it, I see myself lookin' more confident than I've ever felt.

*Boop*

uhm... burg er king

Too much boar loosh. Gonna lift for a while.

I haven't. And idk; I don't really stick to a specific genre. I don't watch a ton of movies, though.

A restaurant. :3

I wonder if it's anything like Red Robin, where they want $15 for a burger.

Sharp dressed Cookie!

So you got a suit in the end?

Transformers: The Last Knight (filming)
2016 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi
2014 Transformers: Age of Extinction
2013 Pain & Gain
2011 Transformers: Dark of the Moon
2009 Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
2007 Transformers
2005 The Island
2003 The Lionel Richie Collection (Video documentary) (video "Do It to Me")
2003 Bad Boys II
2001 Pearl Harbor
1998 Armageddon
1996 The Rock
1995 Bad Boys
1994 Meat Loaf: Bat Out of Hell II - Picture Show (Video) (music videos)
1992 Shadows and Light: From a Different View (Video documentary short)
1991 Great White: My... My... My... the Video Collection (Video) (video "Call It Rock N' Roll")
1991 Divinyls: I Touch Myself (Video short)
1990 Playboy: Kerri Kendall - September 1990 Video Centerfold (Video documentary)
1990 Play That Funky Music (Video short) (segment "I Love You")
1990 Vanilla Ice: I Love You (Short)

"Michael Bay is the Nickelback of movies!"

...

Probably, the money hungry monsters also who is the cutie? Like in the picture cause I already know you

that's the magic word babe

I got some USDA approve meat for you right here Sabs

Yup.
It feels so good.

I'm lovin' it.

In an essay supporting the selection of Armageddon, film scholar Jeanine Basinger, who taught Michael Bay at Wesleyan University, states that the film is "a work of art by a cutting-edge artist who is a master of movement, light, color, and shape—and also of chaos, razzle-dazzle, and explosion".

...

don't go sharing my secret or else you'll end up like the rest

...

sounds gud
hav fun liftin

eugh
fuck that

hey randomly decided husbando

Burger King?
I don't know, I've never been there much. In fact, I've only been there once. It's a very alien place to me.

Untitled Darren Aronofsky Project (filming)
2014 Noah
2010 Black Swan
2008 The Wrestler
2006 The Fountain
2000 Requiem for a Dream
1998 Pi
1997 Soldier Boyz (Video Game) (video segments)
1994 No Time (Short)
1993 Protozoa (Short)
1991 Supermarket Sweep (Short)
1991 Fortune Cookie (Short)

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i'm loving it

hay

dumped?

8i've eaten from there a few times in my life it is alright
most definately better than mcdonalds

Jean Grey, All-New X-Men

Looking sharp! Did they give you a pocket square or handkerchief by chance? It'd look cute if it matched the tie.

Fer'real. They justify it by saying you get unlimited fries, but they're steak fries. :P

secret~

lol

Nope, no such thing. I could get one, but not before the wedding, probably.
ahhhh

Classy.

Yes?

~

tfw ignored by cooki

that's gay as shit
if i wanted fries i would make them myself tbh
I bet they don't even serve them with mayo

just saying hi and whats up

You look like a secret agent

...

I left, came back and must have missed something, my apologies.

Innit? Bought it this morning.
The entire attire, actually.

I'll take that as a compliment., thanks.

Who is Baka?

ur baka
post toes

Whatever, link the tripfinder

You look like you'll anyone that fucks with you

migrant from /lewd/...

Ah, ok. Still looks good! Now ya just gotta smile. :D

Muthafucka...
I bet you could ask for mayo, but they serve it with "campfire sauce". It's not bad, but not amazing.

Woke up from a 4h nap, probably not my finest ideas.
You?

Damn, RIP wallet indeed.

Watch out, Baka is 14

rip me

rip us all

Oooh! I like the design, also thanks for noticing me yesterday senpai I was really going so I didn't have the chance to toss a reply. Speaking of which I'm gonna go get more sleep, have yourself a great day Honey

wanna know a secret?

I'm baka! I came over from lewd, sorry

ok in a minute

what? you talkin shit bout mayo on some fries?
Bruh, you ever even tried it?

christ
4 naps? Why didn't you just go to sleep?
Nuttin, maybe gonna ride my bike today since I've been feeling fat recently and eating like shit.

16, and 17 in a month actually!

Aw, no problem. Have a nice nap! ♥

Naw, you just reminded me of that scene from Pulp Fiction. And technically I have tried it, 'cause I just Google and "campfire sauce" is just mayo mixed with generic barbecue sauce.

desktopthread.com/Tripcode_Explorer/
neat.

My mom's gonna be marrying.
I'll smile.

I paid like 80 bucks total.
Shirt, blouse, pants, socks and the colbert

Not really

What brings you to this Hell hole?

Good pet

...

...
cute pic

...

Is your little sister the flower girl? 'Cause that'd be adorable!

i hope you look like the girl from the grudge
i want to fuck her

lmao
You need to try it, I hear the Belgians go bananas over that shit.

Well, I added someone on steam randomly after I got tired of looking through a steam-friends thread on r9k and the guy invited me into /lewd/. It got boring though so I came here.

try me kiddo, you're already dead

No lol I look completely normal

what color is your hair?

I got 4h of sleep at night too and then I decided to OD on caffeine, which in the end came back at me later on when it wore off.
That's a good plan, I haven't been cycling as much lately as I used to too.

That's still quite a lot, I'm guessing it wasn't tailored?

did you mean yourself or your baka?

Do you like it here more than /lewd/? This place is full of sociopaths

Black, hbu?

Baka

Ain't no pet of yours.

She's totes the bridesmaid.
I've seen her dress, but not her wearing it yet.
I'll get you a pics, cuz the dress is so cute.

It was not. I only had a single morning to get all of this.

I BRING DA GAT
TO BUCK BUCK RIGHT AT YOU

aah

You are all my pets whether you believe it or not

brown, blonde in the pacific though.
pale much? if you are you're taking birth control, unless you want kids

...

but so is lewd

I'm 17, I'll be 18 in September

THUNDER ROARS ACROSS THE PLAINS
THOR RIDES IN POURING RAIN
HE RIDES TO JOTUNHEIM TO FIGHT
LIGHTNING STRIKES WHEN MJOLNIR BITES

I'll give it a try some time. :3

Cuuuute. How's the hotel? Is your room nice?

neat

I just have even more energy now. There is no peace.

...

maybe you're bipolar

Didn't think about it like that, but at least you saved quite a lot with that and it seems to fit.

I'm very pale, you can see the blood under my skin. I don't like blonde guys though...

Who are the sociopaths in /lewd/?

-covers my ears-

Now you should say something

rape

lmao, that's bad dude
You used to? That's cool, I hear a lot of euro countries are pretty good with bikers. But isn't it hard over there in finland with all the uh... snow?

YO NIGGA GET THE MAFUCKIN AK-FORTY SEVEN OUT THE MOTHERFUCKIN TRUNK AND THAT SAWN OFF WE GOIN TO WAR

it's okay, I feel a bit more free to post what I want here. And there's way more people here, so there's a lot more new people to meet! And I love meeting new people!
Yeah, I can tell, some are very obvious about it. But most seem... okay.

Being high energy equates to being bipolar?

This is why America needs to be saved.

ill be fucking 23 in august ;_;

thats hot. don't worry, i haven't been for a decade now

...

I will rape the Logos.

There are a lot of pedophiles here too....

Why the crie faec?

No, I need a fucking tan

Google says nothing...

Good to know, then.

I got a huuuge room just for myself.
We got 2 rooms for 4 people, but my mom and sisters are sharing.
Two person bed, just for me~
The internet is shit. But that's fine.

I'm really, really happy with it.
Wearing it is a such a confidence boost man.

Yeah, not my finest ideas.
Lately gym's been taking more of my energy, but still not like I'd need cardio that much.
It gets up to 86F here during summer, so no permafrost.

getting older, inch by inch

-puts a ball and chain on your foot-

leave me some tan lines. omg thats a fetish of mine

You start aging at 26, don't worry so much

I'll shoot 'em when I'm done eatin'.
I ain't stuffin' it homie, I'm enjoyin' my meal. Hey, kill that asshole! Shit, this a great sandwich
I'm just enjoying my food!
Hey, I'm just finishing my fries! My special!
The business at hand motherfucker, the business at hand!

...

wassa madder?

I don't tan... I don't even sunburn v.v

ppl.

erio you're manic i need you to calm down and stay with me
just relax

ew

...

there are too many people on this earth

The happiest day of my life will be when my imouto finally gets married and stops chasing men away like a bull-dyke butch lesbian feminist man-hater.

bc youre such a weeb lmao

;_ ;

She looks like the female Sci

Scary!
Good thing most people think I'm ugly for some reason.

Have you been eating enough? I know whenever the gym wore me out a bunch I wasn't eating enough.
Ah... I see.
How is finland most the time anyway?

WH

Remember to wear it to every big event then, I got a whole black suit tailored a few years back and I am pretty damn happy with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=5sw2OvIgoO8
Reminded me of this.

hot

When do you think governmens are gonna crack donw on population control
how do you think they will do it?

They say that now but in private they'll beg for your pictures

THERE WILL BE NO PEACE

DEATH TO THE LIGHT

WAR ETERNAL

RIFK

lol

oh well. all pale/black hair still sexy

why do i know this face

Nice! Rollin' around room!

Getting on your nerves, huh? Hey, how's your sister?

little by little, creeping towards the grave

Oioi. I said good to know.
I'm still not cooperating!

I'll get something like that one day.
FOr nwo, this'll do.

Yush.
My bed at home is small and cramped, and it ain't very comfortable.
This is great, because I'm positively exhausted.

hm... well, as long as they don't do anything other than save em that's fine!
but considering that you said they're sociopaths, I'm assuming that's not the only thing they'll be doing
so, what about you, who are you my dude?

Ass

Minatsuki

No damn it

They start by introducing a virus that kills fetuses

At best getting on my nerves, at worst, fucking with me.

I don't even talk to her. she's in her own world. Not sure if she has a phone or not. My mom talks to her though.

ur a weeb

l m a o(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

...stil dont really want to see her axe wound tho

I don't usually eat that much, but then again my weight never changes at all.
The kind of a country which I can't figure out why anybody would want to live in if it wasn't for all the social benefits and average pays.

Well then, I suggest getting it when you actually need one.

-yawns and tears up a bit- omg

She has thick eyebrows, is she italian?

That's retarded

Are you afraid of the unknown?

I'm Minatsuki
kekeke
And don't worry, Bard will protect you from the Sociopaths

I haven't watched anime in two years. I'm waiting for this moe-shit to stop

am afraid of everything ending

gonna put yo in a straight jacket and fuck you

It was a long drive, right? Understandable. I hope you get some much-needed R&R despite all the wedding fuss.

Sorry to hear that she's stressing you out.

even rape?

Good luck

you'll need it

You can't even make me cum

French canadian.

It's everyone else. I don't pay attention to her.

Naturally.

It's not that. It's the result of my "fixing" from last night.
We went out for dinner with my mother and sisters. It was super nice. Insanely good food.

What?

This is part of why I haven't been replying to you.

That's probably a good thing. So how long have you been going to a gym for?
Yeah, it seems like a kind of depressing country from what I've heard.

Hi Minatsuki!
:D
Is Bard my protective onii-chan?

Since some people buy them just for the sake of having them.

-throws up in my mouth-

-hugs- lol you know I love you

I don't supposed you tell all the drama llamas to eff off and leave you alone? (I know that's easier said than done.)

Nice! Any stand-out dish?

Haii :D and yes he is, he protected me from MGD and Eva when I phurst started here

still kinda meh on the whole wish situation...

Really?
I'd think you'd want it to be tailored as late as possible, so it fits the best.

I had the Spareribs, which were the best I ever had.

whats the point of these token bans?

dude, watching new anime has nothing to do w/ it. u still break into the sadist/psycho game after years cuz ur absolutely obsessed, it seems.

leave the greeks alone ;_ ;
leave logos alone ;_ ;(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

it's cute when you try to resist

lel

it's mainly people that owe me.

It's not really wish.

Things are going to keep being the way they are unless you make an effort to be less trash.

The Logos inherently tries to refuse to leave me alone, though. :3

Just because I post when psycho avatars doesn't make me one

I'll bite you if you try to rape me

God, she's so ugly..

this is so awkward to watch

definitely not wish

rape aint the worst thing in the world, at least even during rape you still have your consciousness

About 4 months now, needed something to do after military.
That's pretty much autumn for you, also the horrible fact that daylight lasts 2 hours during the winter and vice versa 2 hours of darkness during summer.

Around the time you stop growing, but then again if you start going to the gym you might need a new suit after a while.

Wow all I said was "I love you"

That's cool!
So, you're only 17 eh?
How long have you been here?

Do you have one more night in the room to spread out?

Aaaaah. Yeah, I've LONG given up trying to get money from the people I lent it to when they were desperate. I'm glad I helped, but I know they won't do the same for me now.

consciousness is a useless thing

Uhh... august...2012
How long have you been on /lewd/?

i know... ive heard wish voice. definitely male

...

that only makes me harder

thats an interesting looking portal

i like mine

I agree with that pic

Oh geeze, that's a long ass time.
So you've been here since you were like... 14?
Uhm... maybe since the middle of the school year... so... over 4 months I think?

me

hey cuties~

I was doing really good, things were looking nice.
I was even doing secondary objective, stacking boxes, filling fist aid kits, stacking barrels.
Then I stepped on the physics wrong and my barrel stacks got fucked.

I just decided

Yeah, exactly.

Just this one.

THE GATE IS STRAIGHT
DEEP AND WIDE
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Blood chan was 15 when she started

to be fair i was 12 when i joined

HAHAHAHA

In the end my hobby might be problematic.

I only post this pic to you

I'm going to an old school barber shop soon

the point is to grant myself the freedom and ability to post, and thats concrete!

why would you resist it tho? it's entirely benevolent

yeah i know youre not. it isnt the avatar to which im referring tho, it s the apparent behavior!

If I had sci over and he was posting

would that mean you would ban me too?

did you get my message about water bears btw? i stand by that(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

How long 'til the ceremony? Or is it tomorrow? (Sorry, I'm scatter-brained lately.)

Howdy!

I'd fuck Maddie

It's only benevolent to the part of you that is a part of it.

lmao probably

jesus christo

ay ay ay

sometimes doing what people promise to do. Almost no one is reliable.

hi nezi

Bye

-sighs- I'm going to put up closer to the top of my kill list

bbl

It's useless though, you'll be droning around for your entire life if you don't start living instinctively

Wow you're a young one, be careful... everyone here is wearing a mask

-rolls around on you lap-

lol cute

don't you love me.. ?

awwwwwh shhyyyyyyt~!

I'm an absolute sweetheart by nature

...

I fuckin love em man
they take care of you
no rush

how are ya bakemono boozu

nooooooooooooooo

Sadly, this is true. I hate to say it, but we have to be self-reliant. I know it's not always easy, though. Will you be ok?

goodbye, love

pedo

hello waifu, how was your day today? :)

still at work, or you're home now?

hello young apprentice~
how are you?

*spreads peanut butter on your hair*

Which hobby?
Armying?

9:15 in the morning,11 hours from now.

i think we're not talking about the same maddie then

But if they were 15 in 2012 and it's now 2016...

See you.

MddieZ

...

Gonna play this game

looks like fun

youtu.be/aRUunBcpDaQ?t=191

uwot

yeah idk who that is

look her up

uwot

Yeah, seems like it.
I'll be careful, don't worry!

p meh my dude
I tried to reset my clock but I'm still waking up at 12 and going to sleep at 12 so

Eh? What's that supposed to mean!
I feel gross, I'm breaking out and my hair is too long.

does drop bear = water bear? cuz if it is then yeah me too!

oh yeah? well whatever elements of an individual cant integrate with the logos are shallow and meaningless and i hate them

yes you are, i know

if saying you'd fuck her makes you a pedo, no, i'd rather not

Aussie thing to fool tourists.

sup nezzles

mines better tho

ill be droning around anyway

It's so hawwwt, Zizi. I need a big ol' frozen drink and a swimming pool. But I'm stuck at work for 2 more hours. Nyeh.

How are you doing, hon?

Are they gettin' hitched outside or in a fancy room?

oh lol
i thought maybe water bears had anotger cute name i didnt know about(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Town hall, I think.
The ceremony only lasts like 15 minutes.

she's a fairly known name in the music industry

hello love
wanna get naked and spoon?

being antisocial :(
stuck at home playing video games and doing homework

gonna go to dinner with my family at least

This is urgent
strawpoll.me/10547900

sure thing fam

f-femdom isn't beta

There isn't a "your eyebrows" option

yea, that was me lol

sama pls

how often do you watch porn?

qt i know, I just...

what was you?

keep your sleepytimes extra dark and your wake up times extra bright

no naps

no caffeine

last meal no more than 2h before bed

first meal no more than 1h after waking up

melatonin if you cant fix schedule in 7 days with above method

:3

how's your day been?

*pet*
its ok, sama

...things

I haven't watched porn in like a month

what things

...ty

:/

That's kinda cool though. I'm not a fan of long ceremonies myself. I'd rather skip to the reception, but only if there's an open bar.

Where are you guys gonna eat? Any place good?

ive done absolutely nothing for the last few weeks, and its killing me

those...

:3
hows things?

interesting. i took you for the type to get off to watching people getting fucked in porn, wishing it were you but enjoying not being them gazing into that mess they're making in front of you.
do you just get off now by sharing Subtle?

When I would watch it I'd watch girls sucking big thick dicks and wish I was her though

i don't nap, so okay!

hm... I don't think I have much caffeine anyway!

Yeah, this one is easy, usually my last meal is like at like 5

tbh fam i've only been having like one meal a day at 5

Hm, I guess that'd work out pretty gud.
Alright, thanks Grim-senpai.

what things you fuck

ok i guess, you?

Whahhaa.
An open bar only for 5 members of a family would just be a family drinking.
And only one of us drinks.

this feels bad

He gets off by meeting random old dudes on Craigslist.

THOSE you dense motherfucker

Don't worry
I'm ising Subtle to turn onDesu

Try to break up your meals into portions, have multiple smaller ones is easier for your body to adapt to.

feeling 3lazy, wishing i was doing things

haircuttu taim

bbl

i don't know what those are

like snacks throughout the day or some shit

c u

me too, anticipating work here in a couple hours. cbarsed to do anything

ok, good

tata grim

i need myself a job

tbh i thought you might do that too. sometimes when i watch porn i think of you and how you'd act

he seems like the type to cuck himself irl to "save" himself for Subtle, as if they'll ever meet. lol

yea but what are those i want ot know

they say work helps you take your mind off things... but it doesnt, meds do that

but I mean really, who HASN'T had sex with subtle in the back of a parking lot

mmhm, local restaurant, they have lots of really good food, I think I'll get a caesar salad with chicken :u

ill bet you would you saucy faggot...

e-ehh ?!

work would give me something to do though, money, and an excuse to leave the house

it impairs my leisure time... forces social interaction with humans.

oh is it sex things?
now i really have to know!

always to the sex with you...

hardly the worst thing in the world

Sorry, you just made it sound like it by calling me a saucy faggot!
What is it!

My brother married up, and his father-in-law let them have a reception at his country club. I walked in, spotted my fun cousin who I hadn't seen in years, ordered a couple of drinks, and it's all a blur after that. Good times.

Dang. That sounds good, actually...

i didnt realize subtle was that much of a slut lol
hes still great tho

shave head with me and bebop
one of us one of us

erio and bc are gone im gone

they usually just want something from me

things...

Subtle is a pretty alright trap

such is life

Shut up

Stop bullying my boyfriend

everyone bully desu

WHAT THINGS JUST TELL ME

its true

Like Rin tier?

Let your hair grow out so it could cover up your weird looking ears

i-its not like that!! b-baka..

Nah, like kinda Ghostie tier

aye

That's like 3/10.

...

-bullies qt-

Subtle is more like a 4/10 tbh

ugh... fiiine

Under normal circumstances, the entire families would be here, probably friends too.
Then again, they wouldn't marry under normal circumstances.

acne? jeez I had that really bad in high school :(
im sorry love, it gets better eventually

you keeping up with your schoolwork?

and they have really good pork tacos....mmmm

But at least he knows kung fu to beat away rapists at cons.

yan pls

he's at least 8/10

always so cute

loco an 8/10

lol thats boring
*punches you in the nose*

Yeah, but I'm puttin doctor creams n shit on it so it'll get better. Too bad my chest is all fucked up from it.

I'm out of school, lmao. There's nothing to keep up with.

Stop that !

stop what? :3

...

Bebop, stop trying to fuck Desu.

Good bait
My ears are fine

...

He'w weak as shit though
Nigga is so skinny

man Im laughing so hard at this shit
Its like kinda spooky since Mario always comes out of nowhere and chases you

youtu.be/aRUunBcpDaQ?t=3219

...

oh right, I'm the real baka for thinking you're in school just because I am....ugh
I forget high school doesn't have summer classes unless you're failing or whatever

I had to go on accutane it got so bad but that stuff makes you depressed so idk if I recommend it

hope your acne gets better fam, them doctors know what they're doing

I bet you look really cute even with the acne ~

Aw, yeah. I don't like the circumstances, but it's beautiful that they're sharing this while they can. It's got to be a good feeling knowing someone you care about is going to be there with and for you when you're facing something big and dark.

Hey Cookie, I'm going to sneak out early. I'll try to bug you when I get home!

That sounds good too! That salad sounds refreshing though. (Did I mention it's hot here?)

:3

youtu.be/aRUunBcpDaQ?t=3558

All those marios man

it's probably so hot because you're here~

lmao
no erections for you papi
sadness

Ugh? What's that mean?
Yeah! And I got 3 A's and a B! So I'm definitely not failing!

Ah, yeah, I don't need any of that, but I do need to put some shit on my face that bleaches clothes. Kinda spooky.

Yeah, it's definitely better with that stuff, but also not eating shit helps. I've just been a slob recently and been going to McDonalds too much and eating out too often. I need to stop doing that and eat at home more.

N-nuh uh, I'm not cute...

Perfect timing, I was waiting for your next post so I could respond, then shower.
My mother really appreciates me and my oldest sis being here, and even being supportive.
My sister would never have attended the wedding if it wasn't for the circumstances at hand.
Cya in a bit. Try and get me on Steam, yeah?

Ioco is pretty good-looking.
I agree with qt's 8/10 in the looks department.

...can get it up, just cant fruition.

imagine my point of frustration

I'm trying to follow this thread, but

rip yans internet connection

True.♥

I'll try! Have fun!

Nawwwwwwww, shoosh.

Minus the mole and get a better haircut and he'd be a pretty nice 10.
Have to work on his manners a bit.

my wot

aw, poor baby
looks like you ain't gonna have kids any time soon then

don't try to understand dude, just let it go

where's the bf?

you could go to the gym or something, you've just been stuck at home?

epiduo? I had to use that too :u

it burns really bad if you go outside too much with it

good job on the grades, but mcdonalds is bad for you ~

-pets the cutie-

:3

it lives

at work ;_;

got weights here, which on the plus side means ive put on muscle. aside from that tho, yeah, no reason to leave home.

Remember Britons.

You're not the only one who wants out.

taking myself off it...

by far not the only one

we know, fam

hmmm

maybe it's time to pick up a hobby :x

like what tho?

I didn't know it was called that, but yup! That's the one!

It does! Yeah! My neck is always red with it, and flaky. It sucks but it's better than permanent holes in your skin.

Chyea, I think my face is trying to tell me that right now.

ah~ nyoron~

lmao
so these pills
they make you want to choke a bitch out?
I always want to choke a bitch

fug heat
fug arizona
who else /depressed/ here

me too... turns out thats a natural reaction to bullshit

I'm an idiot, I wouldn't be able to tell you~

*scratches behind your ears* :3

just you like always

hobbies tend to cost money, and im pretty damn tight atm :/

doing productive things, lates

who else /literally no friends/ here

how tight ;3

too tight

Hurts just to get a finger in?

the finger that tries will get slapped

nya~

Ban pedo scum

ban colbs

^

ban

Ban Tokai.

ban caulk

...

ban rager
B-)

Then I can have you all for myself. ♥

Mm, how hard~?

...

hard enough to not try again

...

give
me
the
succ

wanna show me how tight you are~?

FUCKING YAN YOU TOOK MY PUN

oh

that's me

good boy♥

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But I'm already yours

...

I guess I'll just have to find out :3c

qt is MY best frand you keep your fingers out of him

no you bloody wont

ur gonna have 2 suc dis

ayy lmao
Purely epic my friend, definitely an epipen meme. B-)

I have bunny ears tho...

...

that's about my size, get used to it slut

>>>Holla Forums9787933

spooky
i'll put some strawberry lube down my throat so it'll go down easier
but tbh i doubt it, unless you have proofs
lots of niggas be talkin shit but they can't back it up

Means nothing can be shared~

y-yes sir :c

tfw you'll never have a pet with a collar and pull on their leash while you fuck them doggystyle

...

...

Nope. Seen them all grown up.

I tell you what gets me fucking ramrod hard.
When my manager calls me up when my shift is about to end and says "whoops scoot, I accidentally put you on the rota somewhere else, you were supposed to start an hour ago, its okay, just go do the rest of the shift... yeah that okay?"

Well of course it has to be okay.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

wassup!

an hour of Scoot, jeez you are ALL lucky duckies!!!!!

theyre not so bad

fucking slap the cunt

♫♫In a dream I can see you a not far away
♫♫Anytime anyplace I can see your face
♫♫You're that special one that I've been waiting for
♫♫And I hope you're looking for someone like me

more pics like this

I want to be the loli.

Whatevs trevs. I'd rather bank my good points with karma.
Making bank £££££££££
to pay for all of baes needs
Gotta make that bank
work to die

Whattup?

Afaik there's only one kissing picture in the set.

i feel lewd~

*pet*

fair play

naff all, just watching DSP and wondering what im doing with my life

The day IKT gets hit by a diesel hug cannot come soon enough.

do lewd things
write 247 above your peen and post it

suck my dick

the uniforms/leg exposure are enough for me
do you wanna make more?

sounds like you need a helping hand~

Fucking kek

not long now to wage slavedom
woo wooo

brb shower

beautiful

dolla dolla and all that jazz

take shower pics

8ch plz

I'll take them with Tokai.

Enjoy your shower!

kinda hoped itd say train

congrats

you're really into him now, huh

what is your favorite meme, Holla Forums?

maybe I should wear a skirt and bend over for you while wearing no underwear~

~

or two hands :3

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