Kike Wars: Last Jewdi leaked script

It's the character "DJ".

The DJ stands for "don't join".

Literally zero interest in seeing anons, point here is to spoil it for normalfaggots who actually plan on paying for it.

It was 2 years ago. Plenty of delicious salt too unfortunately didn’t cap any.

cool, even if you're bullshitting, it will still be fun to spread it

Wtf gif not working

Find a way to get a video trending thats labeled like 'NEW STAR WARS FORCE AWAKENS TRAILER MUST SEE! OFFICIAL RELEASE'.

Have it start out with a black screen, like the Star Wars openings, but when the music starts up you instead reveal a major plot point in very simplistic terms which will ruin the movie's reveal attempt.

Traitors deserved no mercy.

i kinda wish OP's quick rundown was a bit better, and I'm way too lazy to read through a script to a movie I don't care about.

The Han Solo leak? I was here for that. I don't remember Holla Forums getting involved, but I remember seeing screencaps from (((facebook))) where people lost their shit over spoiling the movie.

Also, Luke drinks green milk from a sloth thing.

Sorry meant to include in OP

That's not interesting, and certainly not a revelation. I had strongly suspected Luke would turn out to be gay for some time now.
Wouldn't that just be perfect? Truly ruin the entire Star Wars universe, to please the pleb dregs who still consume it?
Horrifying, but well within possibility for (((Disney))) and Jew-Jew Banks.

Yeah, his rundown is shit. Someone who gives a shit or loves the salt needs to go through and find the reveal/major plotpoints which can be spoiled.

This… doesn't seem that bad. It will still be bad.

i shittily combined 2 rundowns to make a slightly better one:

What the fuck is the Supremacy?
Fucks sake this is so blatant…

Dude how fucking young/gay are you?
Seriously, that is dog shit.

Kylo Ren cuts Snoke in half, has the hots for Rey who is not related to anyone.

Were a couple good OC threads, wish I saved more.

None of that shit is actually relevant, beyond

That's it. That's all that matters. Everything else is just shit.

cropped the spoilers. can you get them in plan text?

are they actually excited to see it? I've heard hundreds of ads for it on the radio but no one talking about it

What a surprise, the entire plot is totally shit and has no rhyme or reason. Everyone is just an asshole/prick for no raisins in a romance plot puncuatec by flashy neon explosions.
This shit reads like a TV sitcom

Dude… The Fucking Supremacy.
Not to mention the "who your parents are don't matter, tradition and culture don't matter, only progress matters and you are the speshul snowflake BUT NOT A MARY SUE DONT EVEN SAY THAT!" shit.

They're not even trying, this is straight up propaganda, with only a veneer of Star Wars themes.

It seems the supremacy/patriarchy is basically the deathstar 2 for this film

Another of schlomos tricks to sell faggotry and plastic I see

It's not that they aren't trying. They can not write anything better. Hollywood is literally too degenerate to come up with good concepts, let alone something to hide their agenda behind. It's a common problem for leftists and degenerates in general, they are terrible at what they do but also cannot stop shoehorning their fetishes into everything. Like furries or trannies.

ya anyone with talent was long since run out

Rose’s sister does die.
Luke doesn’t want to train Rey, but R2 convinces him with Leia hologram.
Leia is blown out to space, but survives thanks to the Force. Flies back to the ship like Superman
Ackbar, most of Resistance command dies. Leia basically flies back to the ship after being knocked out and starting to freeze. This is actually one of the first leaks ever of the movie, I remember. But she’s not knocked out for most of the movie. She still gets tons of screen time and action.
Rey and Kylo are suddenly connected through the Force and can interact with each other.
It’s revealed Luke tried to kill Ben (he sense the coming darkness), but regretted almost instantly, but not before Ben sees him trying to kill him and that’s when it all goes to shit.
Yoda appears and HE burns the old Jedi tree. Tells Luke to move on and forget the past. Rey is their last hope now, a new generation.
Kylo Ren kills Snoke.
Kylo and Rey fight the Pretorian Guards together.
Kylo asks Rey to rule the galaxy together. She basically says “ugh, you idiot, no”.
Reylo does not happen, thank god.
Benicio Del Toro’s character betrays Rose and Finn.
Holdo sacrifices herself in order to let the surviving Resistance escape to Crait. She hyperspaces right into the Supremacy, cutting it by 2/3 and destroying almost all Star Destroyers close to it.
Rey and Kylo fight for Anakin/Luke’s lightsaber but break it in two and they’re knocked out by the explosion. Chewie rescues Rey from what remains of the Supremacy (it manages to stay functional despite it having an entire wing clipped.
Captain Phasma dies? Not clear, but I think she does, after fighting Finn.
Resistance reaches Crait, but First Order has massive “ramming gun” that will break open the door. They try to destroy it with the skiers, but fail.
Finn almost dies trying to be the hero, but Rose saves him. Says the war is won by saving people, not killing. Very sweet, amazing moment. I loved Rose.
Nobody answers distress signal (for now) and all hope is seemingly lost.
But Luke arrives. The twins reunite. He says people are never truly gone. Kisses Leia on the forehead.
Luke goes out to salt flats to meet Kylo Ren for a one on one, but Kylo first orders to shoot every gun at him. Doesn’t work.
Luke and Kylo duel a bit, in a samurai-like duel. Big epic shots.
But Luke’s not really there. He’s projecting himself. He’s buying time for the Millennium Falcon to rescue the remaining Resistance, just Leia, Poe, Finn, Rose and a dozen or so fighters.
Luke dies after projecting. Not killed, but goes out like Yoda. But… I got the feeling he’ll be back.
Movie ends with a young boy we met in Canto Bight, working the stables. We see him secretly use the Force on a broom. He has a Rebel Alliance ring giving to him by Rose a while back. The story of the Resistance escaping the First Order and Luke confronting Kylo is now widespread and known. Who knows how much time has passed.

so which spoiler would be the best to spread?

thanks guy, here's what I condensed it into so far:

Probably Luke dies, Leia Lives. Easiest to sneak into something like

Reminder that if you're going to do spoiler runs on normalfags, don't lead them back here to shit things up in retaliation. False flag as some other shitty site (like in first pic related) to direct their anger at.

Remember TFA threads had loads of IRC caps.
Good times.

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blame it on 4chan, fuck those guys

ign.com/boards/threads/i-saw-the-last-jedi-so-spoilers-ask-me-anything.455066089/

For posterity: archive.is/FDZ8i

thanks. reverse order spoilers to avoid spam detection:

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Rey 66x confirmed mary sue

Yeah am shit with oc

Just saw the trailer on the electric jew, the tagline is "don't let anybody spoil this".

I'm sure as respectable anons, we will be doing no such thing, right guys? :^)

Anons here actually give a fuck about this? What fucking gives?

Hahaha, holy shit it is so sad how much these pathetic creatures have invested in this awful, awful franchise.
Also, isn't it amazing how progressives revert to calling you a faggot and telling you to eat cum when they get upset? Its like, boby, dats naht berry progressave.

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I agree, being a "fan" (i.e. fanatic) of Star Wars or anime or whatever is pathetic. But this franchise isn't awful (unless you're specifically talking about the films, in which case I agree).

Get out newfag, we did the same back in 2015, and this shit site has greatly declined since.

YES
FINALLY

The Supremacy is the asstastic looking super special Super Star Destroyer used by Snoke, pic related.

Also, does anybody else see a complete lack of Star Wars merch in stores? I've seen some branded stuff and a bunch of toys but if it's a tenth of the shit laying around during the TFA launch I'd be a lot.

What kind of kid would want this shit?

Went on (((discord))) and spammed the spoilers, got kicked after a few faggots threatened to kill themselves now, fucking kek

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I don't understand, how does this cost Disney any money?

Pretty much nobody. Friend of mine works retail and said they most of the TFA/Rogue One merch ended up in clearance sales and bargain bins.
Which is why retailers are very cautious this time around.

YOU WANT MIRRION DORRAR?!

Some people seeing the spoilers may get angry and not see the movie.
Others who are less snowflaky will see it but have their hype reduced as they will know what happened.
Generally, it will cause bad feelings, so we win.

ebaumsworld.com

Don't be so harsh digits. I'm sure it has plenty of stronk, indepyndynt writing and strives to be inclusive and highly enriched. What more could you possibly want? Sheesh.

social media is modern companies way of thriving
by spoiling, you make normalfags salty, thus making them not sharing content on the web about the new movie and hurting the company in the process
seems petty, but think how much a normalfag "reblogs" something:

Add the whole EA battlefront 2 fiasco and voilà, you add an element of negativity to the star wars franchise, which translates on less merchandising sold

We need to make reddit-tier memes with spoilers, that's where the real salt is at. The strike zone becomes everything from 12 year olds to 40 year old single mothers who don't know the child's real father and live off child support.

Hype also acts as an extra layer of advertisement by using fans to motivate others who normally wouldn't be interested to go see it. If it's deflated by spoilers, fans will give up doing that and those people won't spend money on it.

What was the MO for the last movie? Chatroulette? Do people still use it?

Pretty much. Was a lot of salty twatter cucks too.

White supremacy?
WTF I love Kike Wars now…

The "Force Link" symbol looks awfully suspicious to me.

Make sense, it's just that "leaks" like these are usually a ploy to drum up hype.

10/10 writing

it has to be subliminal
EVERYONE is expecting the racemixing
its done through acting and editing to make people want it to happen
and all that

It's the same kike-tier writing Hollywood has always produced. They can only do blatant propaganda with black/white morality. After watching some older movies I realized that they've always done blatant strawmen as villains based on whomever it was they wanted to demonize or elicit sympathy for in the real world. They're on a bigger-than-usual "fuck white people" kick right now so the First Order has to be all evil white men, while the "good guys" consist mostly of swarthy dark men and one independent woman Mary Sue.

Yeah sure lets have a fucking Holla Forums tier raid after alabama.

Fucking wew

Maybe we should save the west first?
JUST A THOUGHT

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how about criticizing the blatant commie-and racemix-propaganda instead? they cant unsee that, its in their heads forever and ruins hollywood in general for those who are not completely lost. would be more efrective than ruining this one particular movie for them imo.

yup, saw an early screening

Rose kisses Finn, this is gonna make China mad

The western media is in love with ugliness.

You just posted an image of the white girl getting together with the kike, you stupid faggot.

Holy shit, it doesn't actually seem bad. And that's saying a FUCK-ton for the quality they're obviously still going to put into it. I can't wait to pirate it and watch the rifftrax.

Reminder that this thing is 60 kilometers THE SHORT WAY.

If you think that's suspicious, you should look into the origin of the Rebel Alliance symbol.

Somebody tell Sperglin, he ran the Han Solo story on the Thai Fuckshack, despite apparently being an ex-Star Wars fan.

The toys of the nigger are in the dollar stores for $3, no one wants them

So where is the porn? We got the tits, lets go full retard

Noice.

god damn does that look awful, I don't recall if I saw like 10 minutes of that or some trailer, but man I'm glad I wasn't into anime when that was released, I'd be pretty angry

This was the most retarded part of nu-starwars. The rebels defeated the empire and set up a new galactic order. They're supposed to be the establishment, not the fucking resistance. The nu-empire is the resistance. If the new "democratic" order was undermined that fucking easily, then they don't deserve to rule over the galaxy because they're too fucking incompetent.

Tell me please i cannot find anything.

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nu-male soy boys go apeshit for child toys

But user, if the White House and Pentagon got blown up along with Trump, would America be "defeated"?

The Empire was way bigger than the Death Star mk II.

unless the movie itself has any unique cultural significance that the previous ones didnt, there is no reason to takl about star wars here.
no one does, but not liking something doesn't make it political.

who the fuck even cares? people will go see it anyway.

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Go away and take that 9gag tier reaction with you

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It might be a bot.

Wait…the force sloth leak was REAL?

Does it turn into Anakin?

Shamelessly stolen from cuckchan but still. Don't watch if you have a heart condition.

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HOLY SHIT THAT'S BAD

IMPORTANT SPOILERS HERE
agirlwithwinter.tumblr.com/post/168508585959/as-requested-this-scene-happened-in-the-throne

agirlwithwinter.tumblr.com

Holy shit this is some rancid garbage. It's like the absolute worst plot twists straight out of the absolute worst battle shonen anime/manga.

I think reading that gave me cancer and I don't even like Star Cucks.

Looks like Planet of the Apes.

SPREAD THIS SHIT

We need to milk this before it spreads too widely. Fuck with soyboys and undermine a pozzed kike franchise? Win-win.

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sow what's a good phrase to say? "kylo ren kills snoke"?

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nice. here's one that i made just now

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Breddy gud. Try to not start with 'Luke,' it might tip people. Westerners search for text starting in the upper-left corner, so avoid using key words in that ares. For instance, my image would be better if 'Luke' wasn't the start of the second line of text, but I spent more time writing this post than I did making that image, so there's that.

Is this worth listening to because this omegamale soycuck is blackpilling me on the future of the white race.

Good shit.

"my sides"

yeah i first tried starting with a fake sentence to get them reading, but i figure it just takes one single glance for their brain to see "luke dies". they wont even need to read it since it's just a short two syllables, like a hieroglyphic or gooktext or something - they'll recognize what it is in an instant before they have the chance to process what it is, and by that time the damage is done. it doesnt matter if they look away as fast as their reactions allow them to; their brain will pick it up

the false story or whatever ones like you posted do have a place so as to hit them from other angles. just a different kind of strategy

Why not use "Mark Hammell" instead of luke. They will never see it coming until they ready it and if it talks about him they will want to where as they scan across and spot luke and nope out.

Good God that is mind numbing levels of dullness.

How do you get to chat to real human beings on omegle? All I ever get is bots.

my theory is that by the time they spot "luke" they will also see "dies" right next to it no matter what. most likely their brain will be in read mode and their eyes will be just scanning words searching for something of value. if they stop immediately at "luke" then their peripheral will pick up the "dies" and the result is the same. it just hits too fast for it not to get through.
this strategy is to just hit them quick with "luke dies"

How can you even tell the difference these days?

oh god, star wars was a mistake. should've made another matrix instead. better yet, another dark city

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Yeah Blitzkrieg approach is most effective and if their eyes are remotely scanning that area they're fucked. I used it for the last Star Cuck leak to great effect.

C3PO still good though? I hope so. He's the only actor that has been in all the films and he never gets the credit he deserves as you never see his face.

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post your scalps laddies

Gotta make it look like a Trump tweet.

Not much of a scalp there. More like a few pieces of hair.

NOW WE'RE FUCKING TALKING

true

i love how they wish they could hurt you as much as you've just hurt them. literally wishing the death of a loved one in attempt to get back at you - this is how upset they get

Lol thinking you're actually making someone angry when they tell you they hope your family get cancer and you KYS. It's a generic response, welcome to the internet.

With how little control leftists have over their emotions, consciousness and memetic abilities, it's likely Vivien gets an email two weeks later saying her brother contracted HIV.

Highly adaptable indeed.

try not to be so obvious about attempting to shut things down all the time and maybe you wont get banned into using tor

So the last 3 have just been a rehash of the previous 3? How fucking boring. At least the previous expanded universe was huge and full of story.

where have you been the past two movies, mate? the only difference they made to the script was change the names of characters, gender swapped luke, and altered the name of the empire.
even with the trailer, you really needed the direct script leak to come to the conclusion that this would be a III v2?

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Killing off Luke is the final fucking straw. Disney is going to burn for this.

It's a script that has to be read. You know, words n sheeit.

Why did Rey murder Luke?

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She doesn’t. He force projections himself uses up all his MP and becomes an hero.

Supreme Jedi. Well that's what happens when your father beds a yid.

Remind everyone Skywalker was murdered because Hamill got a terminal cancer diagnosis and the jews don't want to pay for the Fisher treatment for a goy.

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Fucking hell, user. I never wanted this cringe.

LGBT is a goldmine.

Kek

There will definitely be a few an heroes tonight.

How about something a bit more internet then. Luke is kill Mark hammel is kill

"My privilege" is such an underused meme.

As in nobody actors or the Whos from The Grinch?

Mark's used to this (he said that Luke is bi/asexual)

Exquisite effort good chap

You're wrong about faggotry being a mental illness. It was only added to the DSM because faggots claimed they were mentally ill and that sodomy shouldn't be a crime.

Faggotry is a crime.

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go on twitch, make username with spoiler, join the chat. repeat after bans.
I am already baned
I recommend the medium sized channels something around 2000-4000 viewers.

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Chris Farley was a saint you nigger

Can someojne chime in on Adam Driver being an obvious crypto jew? He is supposedly a "christian", but look at him…

The fuck is that shit?

awful.

REALLY
nigger?

Shit that's a good one.

the streams with popup follow/donate are good too absolute best ones are the text to speech ones.

I'm thinking about making a video of when vader has han strapped in that thing at bespin instead of physically torturing him he's telling him about their futures. Could be fun.

holy crap

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Now this is autism.

Jews constantly claim to be christian, its an fucking inside joke christcucks ignore.

Yes, he's an ugly jew. It makes sense the jews keep the money among jews. A wealthy gentile can cause problems. Therefore most, if not all actors are kikes.

>>>/polmeta/ and here I was thinking >>>/polk/

Fuck off CIAnigger

Definitely looks very Christian(subhuman). Has beaner or semitic features.

You gotta hedge your bets. Once a chosen always a chosen.

it amazes me these producers can honestly think the average person is not going to think this creature is not a fucking jew. It is painfully obvious. I mean, this guy was the love interest on (((Lena Dunhams))), Girls, tv show. As far as I can see, Chloe grace moretz is a crypto jew too. Anytime I see someone who's position in society is obviously the result of nepotism, with below average looks and semetic features, my jewdar is triggered.

I don't believe it. It has to be some kind of trick.

>>>/out/

It's straight out of fanfiction.net, even the absolute worst battle shonen anime/manga plotlines are better than whatever they've shitted out of that place, also deviantart.

Any source on any cams?

Isn't it a tranny? Pics Related.

LMAO SUPER LEIA

its like Sarah Silverman without tits. That jewish barrel-body shape. I'd say definitely a girl who is past her prime. ouch, at that young.

We should create a reddit topic on this (or whatever it is that people do on that site) and then mass vote it to the top of /r/all.

how the fuck are we going to do that

WAS THAT A GODDAMN WILHELM SCREAM AT 11 SECONDS IN?

Apex kek

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Not sure. I've never had a reddit account. But /r/the_donald worked out ways to game their ranking algorithm during the election by mass upvoting stories they liked. We should be able to do the same thing.

If we somehow managed to get starwars spoilers to the top of /r/all the salt on twitter would be glorious.

She’s been a meme since shilling for killary.

Then somehow convincing the guys at T_D (or at ptg, it's the same shit anyway) to mass upvote our spoiler posts from the sub we'll have to create, they are "high energy". Perhaps telling them that the movie is a degenarte SJW fuckfest and that Disney destroyed it. idk

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kek

A fucking hash collision.

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tfw no chad gf

How can the bull prepping masons ever recover?

she's been a meme forever
t. /fit/

yes. the kike wilhelm meme is now a light saber

It was fun talking

Fuck this movie deserves to be spoiled , imagine if they pulledd this social justice bullshit on you when you were kid? Kids deserve better than fucking a gay luke skywalker.

There was a time in my life that I would’ve been legit sad to see this spoiler.

A life that I can never go back to

>>>Holla Forums1010806
lol

what normie chat sites are there besides omegel

HOW TO SALTMINE NORMALFAGS WITH SPOILERS, A HANDY GUIDE TO SUCCESS
>5)Write a retarded title like "Seeking my dork prince LOL

Always a giggle.

Both his parents (Leia and Han) are kikes, so of course they had to get a kike to play their kid. Fucking look at him, too. He looks nothing like his parents, but kikes gotta nepotism.

I dont know, are there any pictures with him and curly hair? that is usually the final nail in the coffin.

Go spoil on twitch, so much salt to be had from the gaymers.

No, but movies are starting to give wilhelm screams to protagonists rather than just extras in action scenes. I wonder what the symbology of the scream is.

You glorious faggots are the only people I know worth a single damn.

Already got 6 accounts banned.

Doin' the lord's work.

It's literally just this.

It really is holy shit. This writing is too pathetic.

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You guys might be buying into the jew meme of Star Wars still being hip and cool too much.

Most normies probably don't care or even outright hate it.

I get the best reaction from Minecraft streamers. If anyone wants some hearty keks, feel free to join me in the spoilage.

Come on now, lad, step it up.

This guy is permabanning people for spoiling it.

twitch.tv/geoff

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Remember to abuse Reddit pms for salt.

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twitch.tv/omgiddy

If you're not called [Cute, girly animal of choice]Gaming, you should be.

pretty gud salt tbh

Absolutely pathetic

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It's from some old movie barely anyone knows about, the movie where the wilhelm scream became popular got the actor's sound line from that old movie.

see
It simply sounded catchy (and funny if done right), the LotR trilogy and the Hobbit Movies have them, and probably some other movies/shows that I don't remember long before the cult-marxism surge of 2007

Those caps brought warm feelings to my heart. Makes me remember all the memories and raids. I might as well start in, you convinced me of that.

I tried, boy-o's.

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twitch mods are real sensitive

Khazar af. Ashkenazi were originally Mongol like nomads. Very good example of one, must be of very pure stock

what site is that?

shamchat

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Sweet Jesus am I glad I had this assfest spoiled for me. Maybe I'll pay for another film and sneak in so Disney doesn't get my shekels but whomst the fuck?! Johnson must have been too preoccupied with sucking Jew cock and acquiescing to every stupid Disney demand to make a proper movie.

Kek'd. And criminally underchecked.

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….why would someone… nevermind.

I got banned from at least 20 streams. Good times.

Star Wars died with the third movie. Ewoks? Seriously?

THE EMPIRE DID NOTHING WRONG

I really hope Net Neutrality ends today. That guy kills himself, right after getting ending spoiled. Also Soros hopefully getting a heart attack

This is really what Star Wars has become? I heard DisneyWars was bad, but Jesus this is terrible. That editing, that Hack Snyder slow-mo, that dialogue, that literal gorilla on screen. The editing is so horrendous I have to comment on it again. Just look at the way it cuts to other characters mid-dialogue as if the audience is retarded and can't think for themselves. Then again Disney may have done right considering their audience.

You'd actually be a decent ERP partner user

Sure, but it can't just be an industry "inside joke". It has to MEAN something to the jews; it has to signify that the films which contain it are connected (via production) in some way.

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Media kikes look after their own, can't have the jacked-in goyim lose Disney revenue.

Yeah… I used to roll on shamchat for a loooong time. I'd lead people into watching tgsnt and with open gates. you kinda learn how to do it. I kinda considered it my personal subversion operation. snagged a couple of people into watching some good stuff. I accidentally hitler erp'd once. It was like a game of chicken…. neither of us would blink.

Heres one. I ran into this girl three times with three names. Every single time I called JK Rowl a racist for her portrayal of jews.

shamchat.com/cd7d9b97/

faggot, get your erp shit out of Holla Forums

The kikes really found the niggest nog possible didn't they. That motherfucker must have 89% Ape admixture.

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I don't know if it's a tranny, but it sure does look cock eyed.

It was probably recorded in some Hollywood kike rape dungeon in some young teen's snuff film, and they flaunt it in plain sight both to get off and to mock the stupid goyim who pay them to get brainwashed.

That guys a good older brother.

see
If you talk about it to a crypto kike or a lefty scum shill he'll just blatantly lie to your face make up shit on the spot that's it's part of their occult shit when it's actually not.

Is it just me, or something really off about this post? Like that slight feeling of "you're speaking the words, but they're not sounding right", the feeling of someone poorly attempting to blend in, and in the end it comes out as forced, tryhard faggotry. I've been noticing it more and more lately.

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Reddit's a prime target. It's nearly impossible for site leadership to prevent random targeting of numale faggots, and you're almost guaranteed to get people that actually give a shit if you look in the right subs. The le resistance faggots in particular live for this kind of shit.

It's either an ESLfag or a shill who put together a sentence like a mathematical solution for misleading purposes

The Wilhelm Scream is a stock sound from old Hollywood film. It sounded funny and was copyright free, so that why it's been reused to the point where it's an in-joke among sound techs. For a long time no one used it, until George Lucas revived it by putting it in A New Hope. It is now tradition for it to appear somewhere in every Star War film, so I don't think there is any other symbolism behind it. As for it's use in other media, it's just allusions and inside jokes in place of actually creating quality original content.

I loved that part too, capped and saved forever.

Holy shit, it was real.

This ought to go over well in china
#种族混合

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More like Chat With Pajeets.

Not sure about that, but it's definitely jewish. You know those cheap kid's toy action figures that have a button you press and they play a sound or say a phrase? These are those but the button is actually a $25 remote that is sold separately.

>shamchat.com/a0e9f31d/

Well this one kinda went into left field.

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10 minutes of instant disconnects and this comes up

Personally, I never gave a shit about anything Hollyjew. You gonna drop some knowledge, or what?

Its from an old black and white film reel of a man being eaten by a crocodile. Its a running gag now. Everyone uses it in every movie.

Here's my OC.

Ok, but the way the guy framed his post means he knows something you can't just find on Wikipedia.

Also, what is with these faggots and calling you 'mean'? Like, that's fucking grade schooler shit—"Stop being mean to me!" How do these fully grown adults navigate the hellscape that is life?

You fucking spoilerman.

It's a stock audio clip that commonly gets added to hollywood films and tv shows during the editing process. George Lucas includes it in literally every one of his films as an onrunning gag.

I framed my post as if knowing where the wilhelm scream came from was common knowledge, because it really is. The guy talking about kike snuff dungeons using skinwalker sentences with twelve buzzwords per second set off alarm bells. Just like you asking to be spoonfed.

Okay this was a masterpiece user. Fukken saved.

someone at disney cracked down because china hated it and movies today need the chink dosh

Fuck off, retard. You made it seem like you had some esoteric knowledge. You didn't, and you tried to puff out your chest with shit that you can find on Wikipedia. Suck start a shotgun.

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Yeah, I'm not getting any good bites tonight. I'll try again after work tomorrow. It's tough cause i dont know what these sjw faggots like. I fell out of that sort of pop culture a long ass time ago.

Shit user, maybe it was a skinwalker I hear those things can almost but not quite imitate humans but sometimes there's something just off so you can tell something's wrong.

so what about ?
There's no way that's going to go over well with the chinks.

Whatever you say, newfag.

I mean, I wouldn't worry about that. But, that's exactly the feeling I get from those posts. Whoever is posting that is trying to blend in, but is going at it way too hard, so it just comes off as unnatural.

Are you literally fucking retarded? I've said this over and over: I know about the scream from a cursory glance at Wikipedia from my fucking teenage years. You are the one that framed your post as if you had esoteric knowledge that goes beyond Wikipedia. Seriously, how fucking stupid are you?

You guys are right, this is fun

Well done Paco, your ESL is going smoothly.

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LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I WAS GILBERT GOTTFREID THE WHOLE TIME

Guess who's back, back for round two.

Some beautiful work in here fellow anons. (you) know who you are.

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Im so fucking tired. This wouldn't be remotely funny to me if I wasnt so tired. I haven't had this much fun for a long time.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Feminism.

Stranger: Hi

You: Kylo Ren kills Luke and Snoke in The Last Jedi

Stranger: Noooo

Stranger: I didn't look

You: You did

Stranger: It's not out until tomorrow lmao

You: It's a garbage movie anyways

You: I've read the script

Stranger: How do u know?

Stranger: Lmao nah

You: There's a scene where leia uses the force to breathe in space

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: No way Luke dies

You: and fly back to a ship she got thrown out of

You: archive.fo/aasRH

Stranger: No way… Nope… I don't believe you

You: So technically.

You: He doesn't die.

You: He does the whole become one with the force shit

Stranger: Um…

Stranger: No

You: Go see it.

You: And when leia goes flying in space

Stranger: And if that is true by some miracle, I'm gonna be pissed at you.

You: Which happens before half way in

You: You'll know the rest

You: It's a garbage movie anyways

You: They're pulling the whole "There isn't light or dark, just grey"

You: The Expanded Universe books were better anyways

Stranger: … I'm literally mad at you rn

Stranger: There's no reason for it…

You: Look through the script and save your money

You: There's plenty of reason.

You: It's a garbage movie pushing an agenda

You: They threw out the entire expanded universe to make this swill.

You: How about this. What if I told you there were 200+ books that all captured the feel and magic of the original trilogy?

You: Because let's be honest, the prequels were dog shit, and the force awakens was worse

Stranger: Fuck you

Stranger has disconnected.

You were really spot on here. They discarded the expanded universe stuff for THIS fucking dog shit. Yer alright user, yer al-fuckin-right.

The EU was my fucking childhood man. I've got dibs on Lucas and Jew Jew Abrams.

Learn how to take a screenshot, you 90 IQ super nigger.

Prequels + Return of the Jedi > First two of the original trilogy >>>> Paul Blart Mall Cop >>>>> Disney’s nu-starwars

That's what I've felt about most of hollywood stuff for years and years now.
It's like they saw the standards people were willing to accept in fanfiction and stopped putting in any extra effort.

u wot m8?

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It's even like the The Matrix with the projected self image. The other webm shows Luke using his power and he still has his mullet. Projected Luke has his Ep.1-2-3 hair.

Mason dubs check out.

Not enough coal burning or pozzing to be a real [current year] SW script.

Mistake. Using Uguu.se from now on.

yes

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Yes, chris pratt says the same thing.

Here's a cropped version

USE THE TAG "KINK"! ITS A FUCKING GOLDMINE.

Goddamnit people, if you're going to do this, do it right.

lolololol, great phrasing user

This guy gets it.

Eh give him a break. He's committed.

I'm making this my new hobby. Making the jews lose shekels by spoiling their movies, one normie at a time

forgot pic

I also sent 3 messages to random posters in r/esist as a test run. Strafing comments sections could be effective if there isn't some kind of filter up.

Damn they have a chink as a character now? Is there a spic too?

holy cow

Magnifique.

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Fug wrong thumbnail

Jews have to be trolling the chinks on purpose with this one since red china forbid putting that gorilla on their promo posters.

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Post your favorite oc from the last movie.

Top Kek.

Just think: some fat kike director looked at this and said "Yes, this is the romance that goyim go to the theater for!" Not realizing that he's so far up his own brainwashing ass that this is disgusting on a visceral level to whites.

Kikes just had to pick the most simian looking nigger imaginable too

And the fattest most literal mongoloid asian possible. It's just getting tiresome.

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Works like a charm, every time.
Start by saying 20 / f / New York for example.

and when you inevitably get dudes jacking off, send them dead nigger gore.

Here's what I don't get.

From the moment I saw the title "The Last Jedi" I assumed Luke was going to die. Hell, I suspected it a little before because both trilogies so far have had a "master dies, student cries" story point.

How is it even a spoiler at this point? It should be obvious to anyone that Luke is "The Last Jedi."

Not a tranny, just a ugly kikess with a weird shaped body.

Normalfags.

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They both look like they're struggling through it

This is the type of faggot that says "the n-word"

Kek I never got reactions like these.

checked

The fuck is the 'hard R'?

Nigger as opposed to nigga.

Oh. I really, really want every goon on the planet dead.

Solid OC user

You and me both

Good work spoiling anons

I mean…

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just realized they literally stole the plot of the last original movie again, when darth vader killed the emperor

All I can find is a bunch of thirsty faggots.ill try tomorrow

How about you create Tinder accounts with hot men/women and put the spoilers in the descriptions with links as proof?

It's indicative of their mental state. Since they were born, all has been handed to them by a higher entity, which prevented them from risking anything and took all their decisions for them. They hope the government would stop the rise of fascists, they hope their nanny state will kill poverty and save the poor all over the world, they'll hope someone near you dies instead of paying retribution to you.

Buying out more companies, IIRC Disney's about to buy half of Fox's assets.

Better safe than sorry, I had no idea people would flip a tit at Han Solo dying but here we are. You should also probably post your comments on jewtube.

I prefer the old tymie feel of niggra

Wow, so that's what it's like to be on a ruse cruise.

So, I hear that (((critics))) are praising this dreck to high heaven, while even the normies are circumspect. Keep up the good work, gents.

Not watching or engaging in this series at all since Lucas cucked out. I know what kind of subversive and marxist programming I would be subjecting myself to just by seeing the screenshots and trailers. This spoiler is ITT literally all I know about this new Star Wars arc.

No, he's a marine iirc, and kikes don't join the military. Seriously, 2% of the population soming like 0.2% of the military.

Fresh salt

Old EU Palpatine did literally nothing wrong and Vader cucked out.

New EU Palpatine is a caricature of Old EU Palpatine.

Fucking gold

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Is there any video of the Superman Force space flight?

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Semi-related, didn't that nigger from Black Panther come out and say he's an illegal?
I saw a thread about it one day but it was never followed up on.
If we could get a celebrity like that, from a Marvel/Disney capeshit movie deported, it would be a HUGE blow to Hollywood.
Polite sage for off topic.

I imagine they would pull some kike strings to get an emergency work visa and some other bullshit to allow him back in "temporarily."

Sure, but isn't that better than him publicly announcing he broke the law and getting movie deals for the rest of his life?

10/10

I'm not saying it wouldn't be funny as fuck to do it. Just don't expect too much from the outcome beyond salt because "Evil nazis (((attempted))) to deport beloved actor but failed" are in that future.

literally just a rehash of RotJ. what shit.

What are they resisting?

A little OC I made for Holla Forums

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Another.

I'd say the surprise is more how pointless his death is, not that he dies at all.

I just want to look at lightsaber fights, epic space battles and lights of mega-cities along with eternal Sith vs Jedi struggle. Why do (((THESE))) fuckers have to boil down everything to SJW bullshit and brainless visuals and effects. People shit on episodes I-III but honestly at least they had some interesting action.
Ehhh…
Just give me my Old Republic period.
Grab some OC gondola

spoil it on twitch, you will get way more people and delicious salt

Kek

Smooth and brutal. 9/11

here you go user

Courtesy of >>>Holla Forums

supermama

EXCELSIOR!

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Don't these fag movies now have hashtags and shit they officially push on twitter? Bomb those with spoilers.

Thanks for the keks, Satan-sama

Which one of you was this?

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Wow. It's so much worse than I ever imagined. Like not just the concept itself but the execution too, they lingered WAY too long on the moving shot and it ended up looking like old-school "I can see the wires" special effects.

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Enjoy, fellas

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Emperor Dumpf

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bet he looks like both of those jews before the had facial surgery

the fuck

Real wise guy, eh?
BADABING BADABOOM

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Man, how come you get actual people and all I get are spambots and nothings?

Patience

This is great.

I accidentally met another spoileranon doing that

Meeting spoiler anons is the best part

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Heh
It's unfortunate that Omegle doesn't block bots.
Frankly, bots just make finding these conversations harder.

Pic related - This was interesting, temporary IRC chat.

sage for doublepost

tell me what i should send the chat

Some people are slow on the uptake

ofc (((rey))) gets with the gorilla.
isn't that (((actor))) gay though?

All black actors are gay.

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Gross.

These are getting the most salt

But the actor died, how did leia live?

Nigra needs to come back, fuck it I'm bring it back. Pool's closed nigras.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING COKE I CAN SMELL IT

See

Jews. They will use all sorts of tricks lies and fuckery to keep a yid on screen but they are cutting Hamill because it costs too much to keep his character in with his cancer diagnosis.

Fuck this movie

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yea, that and the whole premise if fucking dumb. (((they))) are just so lazy with shit

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They look like they're both desperately trying not to cry and the nigger's losing. This isn't the racemixing either of them signed up for

Confucius say: When the monkey is already kissed, advice comes too late.

TORA TORA TORA

what

What in the unholy fuck did the yids do to movies, my god it's so bad. LMAO

He looks really uncomfortable lol

Hahaha holy living Christ this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen

So what's the context of this exactly? Looks like a dream sequence.

STRONK

It looks like the ship she was on got blown the fuck out, but she she's too STRYNK WYMYN to die to a total vacuum and floats to safety and I guess somebody lets her into an airlock on a still operational ship.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Star Wars. Luke Skywalker dying is very subtle, and without a solid grasp of overexertion from force projection most of the plot will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Luke’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from milking alien sea lion breasts, for instance. The fans understand why Kylo Ren cuts Snoke in half; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plot twists, to realise that they’re not just shocking- they say something deep about the FORCE. As a consequence people who dislike Leia force flying like superman truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the shock in the resistance entirely dying from “Atmospheric Depressurization,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Admiral Ackbar's famous quote before he too dies. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Captain Phasma’s mortal coil sheds itself on their movie screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Most people just fall back to "muh poverty muh institutional racism." Outright denying fact and meeting it with anger is levels of good goy that shouldn't be possible.

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Shiggery diggery doo

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that's some good copypasta remix

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"demi girl"?

she's saying her father is part of the ancient roman pantheon

… Are we absolutely sure Fisher didn't kill herself or fake her own death to get away from this?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is why they failed, cucked by their own diversity
Our enemies are retarded

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You are one of the elites; you do this board proud with your heroics user.

Fugging saved

It was that or suck a dick.

Top Lel.

No. That's wrong.

Congrats on never having even seen A New Hope.

The kike masquerading as a spic counts.

Jews have been infiltrating South and Central America for years though user. This is Jewry Tactics 101.

That wasn't his saber. He made his own as part of his training, and it was green. What explanation would be given for him ditching his personal saber and reverting to a blue one?

The blue one was his father's lightsaber.

That's the name of the group that murdered Franz Ferdinand. (((Coincidence?)))

latest in oc

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This "article" is so very wrong.
But the most bullshit of things is calling the worker's party natsocs, they're socialists/communists. The last thing they're centered around is their own nation.

Whoopsl. Centered in.

If the score goes any lower guaranteed disney rolls out some ‘’online trollz’’amy shumer tier narrative.

star wars the last jedi supposedly has the worst ratings of any star wars movie in history

If this is true, good. S

Why is this faggot talking about "liberation theology" as if it was not actually and atheistic commie front which has been understood as such for decades? Neither of the described groups are Christian in any sense nor even religious they just use the term as a screen to hide their shit behind.

Whelp I now see the writer is a leftist faggot.

Latin America is already run by kikes and their lackeys anyway, especially Mexico.

Now its a 63%. HAHAHAAHHA.

Here is the stream of the movie, for those curious how shit is the movie.

pscp.tv/w/1kvJpkkZvkwGE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
EVEN THE NORMIES ARE HATING IT
LET'S GIVE THEM A HAND

Some user posted the entire movie in this thread:
>>>Holla Forums1014561

Also, this:

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I genuinely miss Bill Hicks.

Seriously, why was that necessary?

No banthas around so yeah. Blue milk is difficult to come by.

You can't tell with the camrip, but it's not blue it's putrid green.

It wasn't.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It isn't a bantha, poodoo

He was drinking Soy green, go drink some soy, goy.
:^)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I hope it tanks even further, this is righteous.

Holy shit. At this rate it'll be below 50% in a few hours.

Here's to it dropping gloriously

24 hours before the first ✡media✡ articles about how Star Wars is being bombarded with “fake reviews” by “racist sexist homophobic Religion of Cuck™ophobic antisemitic bigots.” 24 hours. Mark my words.

Nothing surprising, the modern audience of Star Wars are manchildren and stronk womyn. They don't buy toys.

Kennedy is really a terrible businesswoman.

Fuck, I forgot. 48 hours before IMDB and RottenTomatoes start removing reviews to increase the rating.

Because it was degenerate. Because it's 'Realistic and Edgy'. Because kikes have a fascination with anything the human body produces, like blood, urine, pus, scat, milk, ect.

FTFY

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WEW

HABBENING

That was interesting. It's just as stupid as the last movie, if not stupider, and every single character in it is 200% retarded with the slight exceptions of General Aryan and Spic Pilot who are the only ones to show any mild shreds of competence, but the storytelling was much better and the plot was more focused. I'm surprised the user reviews are hammering it. It's objectively a superior piece of shit compared to TFA. Maybe they reached the point of burnout. The goyim would have eaten this up not that long ago. fucking kill me for having watched this

Note to self: 24 hours is too conservative. Use “2-4 hours” next time.

I absolutely guarantee that was written by a freelance copywriter working for Disney.

The only twists at all were Luke calling the jedi a bunch of faggots and Yoda's ghost setting the last remaining jedi texts on fire for shits and giggles.

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Why does this happen, exactly? Is it part of some "living off the land" style training or something?

It's to show how shitty Luke's existence is in his self-imposed exile. Just like Yoda LOL FULL CIRCLE

Wouldn't it be better to show him starving or something? This just seems excessive.

Are you expecting quality film making?

If basic consistency is a mark of quality now, then yeah.

58% now.

They also could have just given him a goat or something to milk. He was a farmer before he went on adventures. All they would have needed is a 10 second scene to remind people of that.

Always look at the calves, the muscles starts lower on females.

t. worked in a ski-shop were skiing-boots differ depending on males or females just because of this.

IT WAS MY SHADOW CLONE JITSU

They could've gotten the exact same effect just by showing him drinking from the bottle, Rey asking where he gets the milk, and showing him point at the disgusting giraffe sloth thing. The milking bit was pointless.

Pointless to a white man.
But not to a jew

Not only was it pointless, it doesn't really make sense. You telling me this farm boy just goes out and milks a brontosloth whenever he feels thirsty instead of keeping a steady supply of milk? Are there more brontosloths? Why does he not strain or even wash the milk at all? Was this a leftover from a fetish porn set or something?

le 58% face

The Kikes have been urban dwellers for so long they probably think this is how milk is dealt with.

Before they kill him, they had to humiliate him.

For a race so fixating on referring to everyone else as cattle they really don't seem to know anything it.

But that's wrong you retard. The New Republic got blown the fuck up and the Resistance is just a shitty insurgency they fund. Rule the galaxy my ass

So if they rule, why are they always running like little bitches?

Jews always run away when threatened.

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Or they could have not turned Luke into a copy of Yoda in the first place but that would have taken too much creativity.

Then there's the part where Mary Sue gets assmad at Luke and beats him in combat. Okay. maybe it's not such a mystery why the fangoys are balking at this shit.

Voldemort kills Dumbledore.

What they really should have done is go with what Luke was doing in the extended universe. Everytime I saw him in a jedi knight game or other, he was training students in his academy. This makes sense, given that HE was the last jedi. It makes no sense to have him be a run-away hermit fleeing responsibility in the sequels, given that he had a satisfying resolution at the end of Return of the Jedi: he was able to redeem his father and destroy the emperor.

Jews suck. They suck love, life and creativity out of everything they touch.

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Oh for fuck's sake. They are literally lifting the lines from Empire Strikes Back. These talentless hacks have no shame.

the best part is that its just a dubblestack of human tits. they aren't even utters or some shit. its like they stapled a pair of pair of breasts onto a fucking sea slug.

Even Rey's face says it all.

Christ, rey looks like that alien from Mars Attacks.

The reason that transgenders can pass so easily in Hollywood is because people are using other trannies as a benchmark for what is female.
Silverman is also a MtF transgender.
Has become the usual response. Some young men actually don't know what a real woman looks like because all of their exemplars for femininity are Hollywood transgenders.

Didn't realise Stan Deyo played in this one.

Jews cannot create. They can only pervert.

Look, you fucking kike, we’re not going to fall for this shit. Stop spamming it everywhere.

They explained that in 7; he DID train pupils, but then Ben Solo turned to the dark side, converted some, and killed the rest. Luke is hiding in shame of his failure.

What an asshole. Imagine having an older brother who is proud to be a fag and would do that to his younger sibling. I wish my siblings and I were as close, but fuck, if we could only rewind time. I'd smack the shit out of myself, and then the user talking to you.

There was even a "your mom" joke in the film…

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I thought Alan Rickman was dead.

He didn't set the texts on fire. Mary Sue stole them.

The brontosloth represents the goyim, the kikes are bragging about milking the mindless chattel who watch their disgusting trash for everything they're worth.

Can't decide which is worse, the super jewess in space, that cringe Matrix-style action sequence, or the milking.

We have a nice community here

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Thank god for anime.

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I'm just spamming it on Omegle, I don't even need to mine the salt, I just say and go.

yep same here, couldn't pull this one off again if i tried

The only thing it's missing is a queef.

I just don't understand how anyone can like this. My younger brother actually thinks that Rogue 1 was a good movie. I didn't want to see any more of the new Star Wars movies, but I saw it with him out of good faith that The Force Awakens was a horrible accident and desire to spend time with my family. But good god, there was no suspense to that movie. The only part that even came close at tugging at my heartstrings was when the robot died. I couldn't even name one character in that movie. They said each of their mongloid names one time and expected you to remember them and feel bad when they would inevitably die. And even now, even after seeing the shit that was pumped out, my family still wants to see the Last Jedi. They aren't even lefties either. I really hope that they turn up the degeneracy even further in this one. Maybe then they'll stop wasting their money on this trash.

Of course it feels nice, but posting about it makes you a complete whore.

Just happy to know that, after all that's been lost and gained over the years, we're still one big happy family

The brazillian leftists are butthurt because the old hag Dilma Rouseff was LEGALlY impeached and the TRUE President of Brazil, Michel Temer, as much a leftist as he is, is making amends to right-wing parties as well.
Maybe Temer became a centrist. Who knows?
The fact is that Brazil's labour party IS a communist party and wanted nothing more to transform Brazil into a new China, and Temer's actions halted them.

Of course the kikes seized that oportunity, as they always do. But everything writen in that article are lies, only blaming the kikes because to the leftists in Brazil, anyone that is not a communist is an enemy.

They were all happy to have George Soros' money, when it was used to their advantage. They are complaining now because the money ran out and the new kikes don't want anything to do with them.

As for Jew Wars, we should keep this attack at capeshit movies as well. Both Marvel/Disney and DC/Warner.

Jew Wars and capeshit are the last bastions of money laundering that are still profitable to Pedowood.
As the attacks on Star Wars are becoming successful, if the capeshit movies (even the lowest ones are attacked in the same maner, Pedowood will lose their means of big profit laundering schemes as well as a whole new generation of ex-fans, now haters, of said franchises will be born.

They tried, and failed, to turn videogame movies into the next big thing, when they saw that capeshit are becoming feilures. With this and now the Jew Wars fiasco, i think that Pedowood can really be harmed in a way that it can never recover again.

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is she Chinese? Pretty sure the chinks will ban the film if she is.

My gut was telling me she's a jungle gook. So, I checked and it turns out she's Vietnamese. Sure feels nice to be Holla Forums.

90s commercials were kino though. They actually featured white people.

The Black Panther will earn

Nerds already watched it today.
Star.Wars.The.Last.Jedi.2017.FULL.HDCAM.ENGLiSH.x264.HQMIC-DADDY

And any means that we can further harm their profit, we must apply.
Not just for Nigger Panther, but for all capeshit movies to come.
Especially the big ones, like the next Avengers, X-Men, Fantastic Four, Spiderman, etc.

All of them must become a chore for normalfags, to the point that they say "fuck it, i'm out" as they are bombarded with spoilers and bad publicity.

Subvert the marketing. Make everything that is good (if there are such things) in those movies look like shit. Make normalfags uneasy to watch those movies. The more they are uncornfortable or dubious about it, the worst their experience will be, and that will contribute a lot in making them abandon capeshit movies and Pedowood in the long run.

SPOILER THAT SHIT!

Why's that Moeshe Finklegoldburgstein?

I assume he meant because of how ugly that guy is.

Spoilers; please do not ban me;
PC of shit;
I was surprised Luke did not just start sucking on them to add more Female humiliation of Men.
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I was also Surprised Rose's dead LGBTQ LOVER was actually Rose's Sister, even though they looked nothing alike.
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Once again every Main character is a HUMAN Minority and not ONE single Alien Species (same in R1) Mean General is a Ginger.
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A bunch of Women making Men look like Dummies; Stunning Fin, Fin and Poe Fail, Stunning Poe, Purple hair lady sacrifices herself (Even though a fucking Droid could have done that or remote from a shuttle).
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Rose and Fin let some Horses go, and ooh sick burn on the Richie Rich peeps, how long in will it take to round up the Horses, not long, since the end of the movie the little kid still has a job cleaning up shit.

wew

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twitter.com/rianjohnson/status/18528041781166081

Is this why he ruined jew wars?

She's such a shit actor I want to punch that cunt in the face.

quite the opposite, he can't even talk about christmas without tipping his hat to jews

Soyim don't unironically enjoy anything. Every facet of their live is an ersatz provided to them by their Jewish overlords.

Holy shit what is this website? can i chat with a random liberal and troll them? What is it called its great.

Omegle.

Dumbledore is a faggot.

The way I remember it, the empire was never really destroyed and the rebel republic got entirely BTFO by the super death star in the last movie.

Dumbledore being made a faggot after the series was over was primo virtue signaling.

Just five planets. Because the beam magically went faster than light and could be seen from other planets in an entirely different system. Or something.

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The Black Series indeed

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HOL UP
STAR WARS BE RAYCIS N' SHEEIT

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DOTR literally cannot come soon enough.

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The funny thing I find about this new movie is how nobody talks how Joda has been demoted to demonic fire Imp that tells Luke to become an hero.
This is how much the Prequels have already ruined his character.

I found a major difference between Star Wars and Dune.
Dune is good.

I used to get upset about this until I realized it just lets me gloat about what happens when you try and appeal to these people. It's impossible to make SJWs happy, because they are so well programmed to find something that offends them so they can conquer it.

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You'd think they have realized by now that the compulsively offended make for a poor audience.

I never thought I would say this but from the few bits I've seen this move makes Phantom Menace look good.

I knew Disney would fuck it up but Jesus guys, did they even try to make a storyline?

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As someone who has read the Dune books and seen the OT, these comparisons are absolutely surface level and should not be taken seriously. A lot of it is just standard Hero's Journey stuff coming out. As for the rest, George Lucas has been open about how he lifted shit from a bunch of old sci-fi to make the original trilogy. Dune is one of the most successful sci-fi series ever, so it doesn't surprise me.

Not to mention that God Emperor of Dune, where Leto II's worm-form is featured, didn't come out until '81. The general look for Jabba had existed years before that.

Holy shit, stop the presses.

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>Joda has been demoted to demonic fire Imp a kung-fu turtle

FTFY. Whoever wrote Yoda's part mistakenly believed that Yoda's usual manner was the "crazy old hermit" routine he used to test Luke when he and R2 first arrived on Dagobah. He seems more like Master Oogway from Kung-Fu Panda. Frank Oz obviously did not give one wafer-thin shit about what he was doing, because Yoda sounds less like Yoda and much, much more like Grover.

I work in retail and do toys and gaming, I can confirm we've had the same figure of rei for over 3 months. None of the new star wars stuff moves at all really.

Somewhere in my archives I have a guy from a toy store ranting about how neither kids nor collectors wanted any of that shit. It was something like a year or two after after that first new movie.

Not so useful idiots.

Nobody talks about it because we didnt fund white child sex slavery at the hands of kikes. You did.

lel. It's funny and almost unsettling to watch fans turn against this movie for doing shit TFA also did.

A lot of americans seem to be saying "mary sue" lately. It sounds like something only a background faggot character on sex and the city would say.
"Oohh myyy, Ashton is SUCH a Mary sue, ooh honey gotta run" - injects aids into self

Correction.
Benicio Del Toro’s character kills someone over some cocaine, snorts some cocaine, grabs a handful of cocaine, runs cocaine on the cocaine, gloats about being alive and having cocaine, then is suddenly killed and looks surprised while falling into cocaine and dying in cocaine.

HA

That means neither obiwan or yoda died.
They false flagged it to stir up like so he'd eliminate the only competition they had in the galaxy, his father.
It all makes sense now.

Do some research on films made with it in, find correlation between actors/directors/themes, make a thread.

Is that the las vegas shooter's brother?

Why are niggers like this?

Keep in mind that the jews are leaving Europe, and now that they have destroyed it they need a new host to parasite off. Apparently jew activity in Shanghai has increased, there are now 4 Jewish centres there.
Chances are that this is them already working on the negroid-gook race mixing predictive programming in order to destroy the Chinese host.

Flattest face in the world meets most dog-muzzled niggerface.

How is this sustainable? Parasites can't klll their hosts too quickly.

I'm really disappointed that I missed this shit. I give 0 shits about star wars so I mentally disregarded this entire thread while it was going on.

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Kek. Do they really expect kids to want merchandise from a mediocre movie everyone will forget about after a couple of weeks? The only reason we still talk about it is to mock it's endless failures.

As to your claim:
No one is claiming that everyone is a tranny. Hollywood "actresses" on the other hand, are groomed from boyhood to become the living embodiment of the androgynous being, the Baphomet which they worship and constantly allude to through actions and symbolsdevil horns 'peace' sign/ 666 'ok' sign/extended tongue/one finger 'hush' symbol signifying the oath of silence, etc..
By ensuring that every example of a "woman" on screen is in fact male, the kike (your people) has twisted and distorted the concept of what it is to be female, what a woman is supposed to look like, the body a woman should aspire to have.
Result: a whole generation of young men who have been incrementally introduced to finding male features attractive, and a whole generation of women who are in a perpetual state of neurosis trying to aspire to a completely unattainable body image - unattainable because a woman can never look like a man.
Your facade is breaking down, kike, no amount of 'this actress was sexually molested!' or 'this FtM tranny is a predator against women' can hold back the flood of disclosure.
Even your limited hang-outs for the normalfags, meant to imply that the number of trannies is small, will amount to nothing - video related.

by the way:notice how they all resemble Lauren Southern? there's a reason for that

It isn't. Why the fuck do you think they keep getting shoah'd every few decades?

So are they grown in tubes or are they just given the same plastic surgery regiment like the K-Pop sluts over in Worst Korea?

don't post your shitty kike D&C memes here

I didn't think you would expose yourself this quick. Enjoy your ban kike.

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I can't help but smirk when idiots like you get all bent out of shape over the term "Mary Sue" and then start blubbering on about how it shouldn't be used either because it either 1) sounds stupid or 2) is some esoteric comic nerd term that is being misused.

1): It actually fits perfectly
2): Anyone who has watched even one movie out of the JewJew Abrams SW series knows exactly what a Mary Sue is. Actually, it's thanks to Rey that everyone and their mom now knows what a Mary Sue is. People who possess good taste and critical thinking skills don't exactly enjoy watching a 2 hour long movie about ripping off A New Hope a stronk wumun who has no back story and is never allowed to fail or be so much as challenged by another character.

People with brains don't fucking like Mary Sues. Go back to tumblr and deal with it.

It's the literary term for a self insert character that fulfills the power fantasy of the author, and so is perfect and flawless. Pretty bad when these dumb uneducated Americans know more about literature than you, eh?

What did they mean by this?

Also why doesn't the (((rebellion))) just make a bunch of shit ships that are purpose built for suicide missions.

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"Says the guy who sucks dicks"
LMAO

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She hasn't passed out from the roofie yet.

This.

Kek.

Kek.

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