Webm thread

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why do everyone have storm trooper accuracy?

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Women are too weak and frail to properly use firearms. Their brains are also underdeveloped

Because the anime is shit and they didn't know how to make the gunfights longer without resorting to them simply not hitting each other

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Well, the girls in the anime are also literally guns. When was the last time we taught firearms how to shoot themselves?

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Considering most girls don't even know how to get themselves off, not being able to fire off correctly isn't exactly out of the realm of possibility

What?

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The majority of women don't know how to masturbate because they physically don't have the same urges as men, so they grew up never exploring that part of their body to the extent boys have.

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Wouldn't sex ed or street knowledge teach them though? I mean, when you say the majority I can't help but harbor doubt since I know quite a bit of women that have masturbated

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Did sex ed teach you how to jack off? Why would it teach girls how to orgasm?

Like I said, their brains are underdeveloped so it never occurs to them to try

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I don't mean it like that of course. I'm talking about teaching them about the existence of masturbation (or the body in general) and through that incite them to explore themselves. Of course, they lack the urges of men, but the majority of women not knowing how to masturbate sounds strange

wew lad

It's a combination of lack of urges and the fact that it just takes more work for a woman to orgasm. A girl might rub themselves a bit, but unless they know what to do, all they'll end up doing is make themselves wet and be done with it in a little bit out of boredom. It just never occurs to them that orgasm exists for them unless someone either tells them or they actually do research.

doesn't libido have a hormonal basis, which would be different between the sexes?
also, getting on women's case about not knowing about g-spot orgasms is like getting on men for not knowing prostate orgasms. can any faggots verify?

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, user, thank you.

Whereas with boys, it's pretty obvious the outcome of masturbation is ejaculation and the orgasm the comes with it.

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That is one fucking legendary song.

Some OC of the rallies in the Philippines, will encode webm soon enough.

That's what makes me doubt. The existence of orgasms is street knowledge and might be a topic for sex ed, so girls should know that they can achieve orgasms. The only explanation would be for them to give up on it since it's too hard, but isn't curiosity stronger? Other than this we're on the same page

I guess

Rallies in the Philippines? Explain. What are they protesting?

archive.is/NuQxF
Nothing too big really.

bretty odd. but eh, protestors. what you gondoladoo

Since orgasm isn't exactly needed for girls to reproduce, I doubt it was taught in sex ed. I know jacking off wasn't taught in my sex ed.

I know it's a long shot, especially with misogynist-user in here, but any lurking femanons in here want to weigh in?

Ha. And here I was thinking the rallies would have been about the president's crazed "kill all drug dealers" policy. Nope. Fillies upset at US troops fighting terrorists. Can't make this shit up I 'spose.

Well you missed the uncomfortable times when you already knew and mastered jacking off before that
You're reaching Jupiter with that shot fam

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Worth a shot.

I remember my awkward 11 year old self thinking the vacuum cleaner was the only way to get off because I watched Scary Movie.

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So, how does a vacuum cleaner feel user?

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Make sure to buy at least 4 Nintendo Switchs like a good goyim

I knew a girl once who I was starting to get into who confessed to me that she was neurologically unable to achieve orgasms. She had been to the doctor and stuff and apparently she just wasn't wired properly and lacked some muscle control or something.

It may be harsh, but I lost all interest in her after I found that out.

If you need to feel slightly better about it, she got married a few years ago. I hope she's well.

I bet they made reference to the fat that a women can experience orgasm, they make lots of reference to the fact men can. Besides, jacking off is either taught by pure instinct, or by exposure to porn on the internet. I hate quoting shit like this but today's sex ed class is now looking up "big titty fuck" on pornhub and having your first wank. And women dont have that kind of thing really. Sure there is porn directed for womens viewing, but thats for a demographic of women who maybe do get off or masturbate that is probably microscopic.

Also yes. All sexual desires are hormonal so yes. Women do release follicle stimulating hormones or FSH during sex but I dont know if that creates the desire for more of it that eventually comes routine like it does for men and I dont know if FSH is only released during intercourse. The vagina can already detect something like a baby and send the appropriate hormone to prepare the body for birth which is something else from FSH and I know its not prolactin and its escaping my mind right now., but I dont know if I women masturbating technically tricks the endocrine system into sending FSH without internal stimulation. Plus that also means someone with a dildo could potentially trick the system if FSH does only release during penetrative sex. Finally my knowledge of the endocrine system comes in handy.

Interesting, though it's perfectly plausible
Why would that be?
I don't
Well, her sex life is going to be awkward that's for sure

Not as good as you'd initially think. Plus it makes the vacuum stink. After that I tried masking tape and a toilet paper roll. Took a while for my prepubescent mind to figure out that suction wasn't what caused ejaculation.

I would be surprised if it felt good at all considering the hard surface and the merciless suction
Still, experiences enrich the mind

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Not knowing how to masturbate by the time Scary Movie came out? What are you like barely-

God help me what have I been doing my life all these years.

Some people would look down on some one discarding what are basically human damaged goods. I mean, I'm not looking for perfection or anything like that, but there are just some things that I'd prefer a girl to have and one of them is the ability to climax.

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Did your cock get bigger?
Post your cock

Or does it to them (;

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You're a big guy

Yeah I get it, though why the insistence on a girl capable of climaxing? I mean, it doesn't affect your own climax

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Ever been in a room with a group of people and the chance to make a joke comes up, you take it and it gets a massive reaction and everyone laughs? It's a great feeling and you'll likely remember it for a long time as they might as well.

That's what I want from out of a girl. Being able to bring them to climax out of my own doing would create a good memory for me as well as hopefully one for them. Kind of like a good joke, but in a much more intimate situation.

Having some one who'll never genuinely laugh at your joke no matter what you do is a pretty good reason to not every want to tell them a joke.

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That's a very nice way of putting it. Better said than I ever could.

Holy fucking shit, you’re a degenerate faggot.

BITCH DETECTED

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don't touch veevee or you go to hell :)

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never gets old

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really user?

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grand rip m8

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>Goes through all the fanfare of leaving his channel
>Comes back with a sonic mania style trailer

be careful user that webm can turn people into white nationalists

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he said that he's posting the last 4 rips that were made and then stopping for good

I've had something close to this, sadly, he wasn't interested, nor was the other guy.
Then a lot of others are, but I don't want them.

Why do I always fall for the ugly ones.

muffled ayy lmao in the distance

So there's a cure?

Just let me believe, dammit.

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I didn't know shit about masturbation until I was well into my teens despite knowing a lot more about actual sex.
We had sex ed, but they only talked about how awful pregnancy and STDs were- nothing about any of the other stuff.
I watched a video of someone else doing it and that's how I figured it out. The shower also helped.
Sage because this ain't video games.

why aren't you watching Anime of the year?

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Is this some kind of music video?

I am already watching too much already

no excuses

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Because you faggots wont tell me what its called.

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They look like traps
gimme the name

No idea m8

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Its called flip flappers or something like that I think

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Am I watching Adult Swim?

well that dog must have a pretty great life, being able to dance an all

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yeah

Funny how a song can make me feel nostalgic for a channel I never watch anymore.

Do any of you have some creepy music?

Not even for MDEs World Peace?

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Depends on what you think is creepy.
breakcore is weird.

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Flip flappers

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I got this

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NO!

Too Late

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We back?

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Is there any game where Nazi are the protags?

wait i lied

Considering consumer behaviour, yeah this is absolutely true. Normalfags will buy whatever companies shill well enough rather than whats actually good.

Western european whites are like elves. Perhaps they had a proud history but now their men are weak and women slutty.

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You better not a trap or a faggot.

hello RaveN
shilling for your own videos, eh?

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Fantastic scene, one of the few highlights of a shitty show, one of the best "The bully finds out they're not so big" moments in media history.

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source on 1st one?

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I'm the source, something I threw together for Holla Forums

Would like to know the source on the 1st one too.

picosong.com/atmE/

Oh. Well, nice voice user.

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Good pipes.

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picosong.com/atuf/

Fucking bitch. I still miss that cat and it's been over a year now.

Why do people get pets if they don't even give a shit about them? I don't understand.

attention whoring/virtue signaling

hurr durr i'll get a dog/cat and make it poop everywhere and make myself more work i totally love my pet GEORGE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FURNITURE

It brakes my heart to see that shit.

I just read sci-fi/fantasy books during my shifts. I'm not allowed to change the shitty radio station at work.

All I've learned is that most people have a lot of ideas, but absolutely no understanding of how to write a realistic or relatable human being to save their life.

They want love, but don't want to do the work to earn it.

fresh new shit

Way late to the conversation and not even finished reading the trail of replies but just my two cents.

The reality is that there are not as many references to female sexuality in mainstream western culture. Take that scary movie scene for example, its an example of male masturbation, other things to consider, how many slang terms for masturbation can you think of?
How many of them make sense for female masturbation?

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As someone with an above average sized dick who can keep going forever and regularly wears out his fiancée to the point where she has to beg me to stop making her cum so many times this is something I recognize in my own sex life. No girl has ever made me cum on her own and I'm not even sure at this point there is anyone who would be able to. I have no idea why I'm like this but I know it fucks with their heads something fierce.

I know this is really late, but I wanted to give my two cents. A lot of women don't know how, it's true- that being said, I figured out how to do it ~13 or so, and it wasn't too difficult aside from being afraid of being caught. I wasn't told that it existed, but I already was well-read on human biology (and biology in general) by that point. I think I just realised it felt good, I suppose, and continued until the inevitable climax. Maybe I'm odd in having such a libido, who knows
Sage for off-topic

Holy shit Malon is real.

I don't know about you, but my friend has a condition that makes his dick insensitive. Sex doesn't make him cum and if he is going to get off he has to beat it as hard as hell with the right porn to orgasm.

Or who knows maybe you just love it in the butt and don't even know it yet.

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The goyim know!

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My experience as a guy was as simple as showering, getting all soaped up and realizing brushing my hand against my wiener felt good.

I definitely know that feel, but replace fiancée with prostitutes.
I've given up on women.

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nice webm, fag

Your welcome

Is he a cutfag?

My grandfather could do the same with hens and ducks.

Remember, at least you're not anthony burch.

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Do you go in a mumble, by any chance? You sound extremely familiar.

YOU VIOLATED THE DMCA

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I know of a person who owns 30+ rabbits she competes with in jumping hurdles (kinda like agility for dogs) and has won national championships several times. I know for a fact she treats her animals like shit and was even for a period of some years forbidden from owning any pet due to being so abusive towards them.

Some people are just really obsessive like that.

webm unrelated

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That's sad. That being said, all the pets I've had are incapable of feeling love, due to being invertebrates.

My sides

People firing at each other from cover naturally results in a lot of misses and a lot of bullets fired for suppression. Real life isn't like vidya with 'one shot, one kill' or super accurate and deadly gunfire (unless you're a sniper firing at people from a hidden location wtihout taking any return fire)

I'm sure this is someone's fetish, but I don't really see the point. You can't play a game and fuck yourself. As demonstrated here. It's too distracting.

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Birds make for fantastic pets. If I ever move to a warmer climate I'll build a proper birdhouse and keep some parrotlets.

As long as you're prepared for the work user- they cans be quite needy

What if you like distracting someone else in a clutch situation? What then?

Eh, that I can work with. But this is distracting yourself.

The entire point is trying to abstain from the distraction, so to speak. Denial of pleasure.

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I want to culturally enrich her

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You know someone is going to have to make that a mod for Stalker now?

my gf doesnt know

L O N D O N

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Man, that show had so much cool shit. But it all ended terribly dull, and nothing at all ever happened.
I wanted things to be like that first episode. Kicking ass, saving towns as a horrible looking evil monster, being badass.
But, no, instead we got shit plots that strewed out over multiple episodes to be ended in the most anticlimactic way possible while he whined about strategy.

iirc they also released an article afterwards claiming that you don't have to play good to be ablr to review it.

Read the light novel then. It has some amount of more action, but Overlord is more about race relations and "strategy". You'll definately love the ninth volume as it has A LOT of action/ decimation since his enemies are so weak.

Whoops, too late.

Race relations and such is perfectly fine. I don't need "action", I need things to happen.
The anime didn't really give me that. It was a load of explinations and thinkings and plotting and nothing happening.

You can get a decent show without relying on action, if you've actually got shit going down at a reasonable pace that isn't build up over ages only to be solved with barely any effort.
I understand what they were trying to do, and it was really interesting, but they seriously dropped the ball. It was just disappointing, every time. You had good moments, and cool ideas, but shit execution.

sauce on that pic?

You know, a Mario game with this wrap-around graphical style might be fun. Kind of like a Mario X-treme.

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Yes, Life

And what's why Light Novel>Anime

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Fair enough. I'll have to give it a shot. Still, really sad about the thing.
It feels like a lot of anime these days is falling in that rut. Haven't really seen anything good in a bit.

I could have sworn that pic was of Willem Dafoe before I opened it.

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I have a friend like that and I always thought that it was because his sister killed herself when he was a teen, anything super traumatic happen to you in your teens?

i don't know ;_;

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I already read this before. I need more short stories to read.

I can't seem to find Ellison's The Wife Factory from Fantastic 1957 (November I believe).
I think I'm gonna have to buy it… argh!

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I remember that story
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26441447/

This stuff is pretty okay. Not good, but not bad either.
Better than the source material.

what's the song in this called?

No matter how many times you repost your shitty webm you'll still be a poof OP

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Huh totally thought that was an acecombat song
sure sounds like it. at least the start

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To Kill a Mockingbird is an overrated book.

GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

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What's the music?

i want to taint her bloodline with my slavic genes

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I've been looking for this webm for months. Thanks

Yes

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DUDE JESUS FUCK

made me chuckle though

Has someone that webm where Ainz buffs himself while the subs describe shitposting protection?
I guess the name of the webm was "shitposting"

If memory serves, there's two different versions of it. The differences are really obvious at the end of the webm.

Since its usually either on a tight budget or they just have not enough time, or in cases like long running garbage they just are lazy, thus the original material eg manga or light novel is usually if not always better. Thus Everything>Anime
Although one can argue about movie adaptions, but who watches anime movie adaptions?

I know only one version with "I'm behind seven proxys" but that could be in both.

My fucking sides

I didnt even realize he was a skeleton till the song pointed it out

There are not enough women like this

where are the video game webms
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I got your video games right here faggot

G spot is inside the vagina, where you normally put penis.
P spot is up male arse. Where you normally don't put penis.

So your comparison is shit.

Was her name Melissa by any chance?

Fucking hilarious.

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COWS ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS

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I got you fam

Unfunny forced meme.

Perfect. I needed exactly that one.

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Is Tropical - The Greeks

fucking lame, I expected spliced anime girl voice lines

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Going to steal this from another thread where a similar webm was posted: partial arts

That's the second version.

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I was never really a fan of this webm. Most of what he says is in English, so it doesn't quite seem right.

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.>>11036044

nope

Is gondola depressed?

I had the feeling it was something like that. Fair enough, I agree with you

wew

This being posted a few days ago made me watch an entire playthrough of Harvester. Weird as fuck

L O N D O N
Damn it's been many years since I've said that

Sure there's a lot of missing when firing around places with considerable cover. Thing is, those girls were standing almost at point blank range and in full view of one another

3 vaginas

I really want that now

When you do make sure you share it with me!

Wait what

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gondola is a whole category of feels on its own

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This anime was awful. Dude had a girl practically crawling all over him, yet all he wanted was the silent OP girl.

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If the girl had actually wanted him, would he have liked her back?

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Except that one was pretty fucking cool

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You get that from a Women's Study class?

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Ahh, that would be interesting. Goto college, pay $400 a class, learn to masturbate.

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Can someone post the updated 12MB Webm tutorial?

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Remember that each bird has it's own personality. They are for long term and if you treat them right, they will be with you and be your best friend for all those years.

>bird dies not 5 min later

>family husky really liked him
>played webm related one day
>husky came up to me, sniffed laptop, then stared at me, wondering where his friend had gone
>fucking shatters my heart every time

Pic related. Sleep well, Mario.

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I wish I could let our family cat get close to me and come into my room. The problem is 1, I am slightly allergic to cats so filling my sleeping quarters with pet dander is a surefire way of making my life miserable. and 2, the dumb shit will get herself stuck under my bed and because she has arthritis, will need me to pull her up and out from under the bed constantly. (My bed is closed on 2 sides. The only open areas are against walls.)

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I LOVE YOU
God bless you, user
She's absolutely gorgeousand the black guy in the full video is checking her out all the timeI don't blame him

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I'm kind of pissed at your brother now, did he at least show a little concern?

I'm a dog person, and outside of dogs I was never really concerned of other animals, hell even dogs I didn't know to some extent, but that bird situation made me a bit uncomfortable. Still, I'm glad I could give it a somewhat proper burial

I was a shithead and threw a baby killdeer into a pond when I was a young teenager. I was hoping a catfish would come up and eat it. It floated to the other side of the pond after drowning. So I threw it into a field.

That's about the most experience I have with wild birds.

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welp that sucks for the bird, but whats done is done. it reminds of the time I hit a bird with my car, pigeon died on impact and the a giant dust mark was left on the windshield.

i have a type of parrot my grandma got when she wasn't even old and after she died, my parents just wanted to give the poor thing away. He calls me little grandma and is best friends with my dog (didn't even have to worry about my dog doing something too, since he's so tame).
Webm unrelated

(Jews did it)
D'awww, how cute.

Are those all Starcraft sound effects?

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wut gaym

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World of Warships. They did this for an April Fools Day event I think.

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WWE 2K17 just keeps giving

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I thought it was pretty good

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Yep.

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vidiu geĥmz

Udogi is a cute.

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Here have a better version

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call in a hawk and kill your brother
harness the power of the birds user, for mario

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What version of the OP is that?

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