Nintendo NX / Nintendo Switch: Part 3 - Boxart Edition

Now we know what the boxart looks like, the devkit that was posted here was real, and now we wait specs, and for more games to be announced, especially from third parties.

Let's hope this doesn't become the Wii U 2.0.

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imgur.com/gallery/96t08
youtube.com/watch?v=KvsMCDH6bHg
blogs.nvidia.com/blog/2016/10/20/nintendo-switch/
gamersnexus.net/news-pc/2651-nintendo-switch-built-on-tegra-soc-nvn-api-trailer-analysis
archive.is/pJkha
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not bad, some pretty good stuff you got there

Don't make me laugh.

It's shit and Nintendo is dead.

enough is enough.

THAT'S A FUCKING N-GAGE CARTRIDGE CASE

Looks like you weren't alive when this baby came out. It's the last of its kind.

The box art looks fake.

Hello,

I'd like to help with Nintendo Switch advertising around the chan boards or on Reddit. Can I use your images posted here? Thanks!

I guess


depressing, the only case where consoles actually really got an edge on PCs in 5 generations

Mark if you dare sticky this shit I will cry

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That's because it is.

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I fucking hate everyone who ignores one single fact: This is a fucking handheld with the power equal to PS4 in it. I have high hopes for it.

Nintendo will be winning high with this one if marketing campaign will be huge enough. Also "switch" is a shit name, NX was better.

Holy shit you drones are delusional.

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Why would i care if this is gonna be the WiiU2.0 or not, until NoA is dead and the treehouse burnt nothing is worth buying.

That's what's keeping me skeptic

Nope, It's a watered down Xbox One.

XBOX ONE!

I agree.

ctr is shilling for nintendo now?

Well. There's two downside of it:

1. Battery power will be so low, it would probably only work for an hour or less (batteries for handheld devices don't upgrade like hardware does, they are still shit).
2. Price. It probably going to cost $600

Something smells like a fake to me.

no way in hell was fifa 14 on the ngage

user, I'm highly skeptical of that.

'NVIDIA Terga

One of these things is a lie, friend.

Maybe, MAYBE the base has a dedicated GPU and the claims of early PS4 equivalency in "console mode" are possible. But even Nintendo's shitty ads show it playing Zelda at about 15fps as a handheld.

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It wasn't. It's a fake art created by some small online community.

hahahaha no

It's spelt Tegra and that's not a card, dipshit. That's a GPU.

I pray dock isn't a fucking streaming device.

Nintendo always gives their consoles shitty real names after having cool codenames.


Delusional Nintendrone detected.

why would somebody do that

Some lonesome N-Gage fan was sad enough to design modern N-Gage game boxes, print them out, and photograph them.

vgboxart.com/designer/dandiesel/

People have been making fake box art for games for years. They probably just do it for fun y'know.

UMARU

aaaaand it's a streaming device.

And it got its shit pushed hardware wise by the Halobox

Awful big for one, where'd you get that?

doesn't make sense to me, nobody gives a shit about the ngage, not even 10 years ago

PSVR will outsell the snitch

Wait, so basically that tablet is the console?

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I want to kick the everloving fucking nipshit out of umaru, step on her throat and forcefucker her while forcing her beta pushover of a brother watch in fear and horror as his sisters innocence and bratty charm is torn away from her by some heartless rapist.

Then I will rape the brother too

Does anything on the internet really make sense? Is the internet even real? How do I know that you are a human and not a robot?

Yes, naturally. Otherwise it wouldn't be able to play the games outside of the docking station's range.

you deserve all the shitty localizations you get.

They won't be able to sell 3DS games on this thing so are they going to continue selling 3DS with its established library and compete with themselves or are they going to kill it to prop up the sales of this thing?

It's a tablet, might as well make it a streaming device too.


I agree.
I think the Xbox Huge has even more power than the fucking Wii!


Yes and no, the dock most likely gives it more power, but even then, Zelda: Morning Breath seemed pretty choppy with the framerate.

But would you a Kakyoin?

I'm not human

It did, but Xbox didn't have enough exclusives for that to matter.
Halo was sold to well over half of it's userbase since for the first year that's essentially all you could buy for it.

Even this early on something with no games didn't dominate, something the industry continues to not realize.

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The Wii U is also a tablet. I don't understand your logic.

So I'm not well versed in tablet gaming technology can someone give me a primer on what the dock being a streaming device means?

It's not an undub if it's a Japanese ROM, now is it? Besides, fan translations only have the potential to be a better option. I've seen a good few that are pretty awful and/or badly in need of an editor. The only foolproof solution is to learn moonrunes.

It's gonna be a slow death for it.
It's funny, because the 3DS is already nearly 6 years old.

Give about 2 more years and the 3DS will be no more, It has reached its peak, much like the DSi XL with Pokemon/Black white, with Sun/Moon being the Black/White of this generation. The end is nigh.

Jokes on you, I'm a skeleton.

After the WiiU has had no games for it's entire run and Ninty has a proven track record of bad localization for what little it does have, all after the Wii turned into shit for it's last 5 years?

Also

Not to mention once again this console is running on outdated hardware.

What's on the bottom of it? I get the feeling it just has a mini-HDMI port that slots into the dock.

Every single fan translation I had was better than the official one.
Mostly fan translators take the real one as a template

Shut up nigger


Nintencuck rewriting history as usual.


Because the Cube dominated the the 6th gen right? Oh wait

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This is way better than the last thread.
Mostly becauss people are actually talking about WHY it's gonna be good/shit/mediocre.
I feel like I'm on 8/v/ again, thank god.

There's a difference between not buying into a hype train and shitting on anyone who shows any interest in it, even if they say they're not going to preorder it.

I mean, just look at this thread:

Shouldn't you be in school?

That's cute, though I'll yield that yeah, the multiplats were always best on Xbox and, damn, that is a good chart, though like half of the appeal was online play.

I just wish they'd port the good version of Splinter Cell Double Agent

Also DoA3 at launch.

Guys, what's modern graphic hardware of modern tablet those days?

Here's Huawei MediaPad M2 10.0 premium (price £329.99)

Not at all. The gamepad itself is, of sorts.
Of course, you could never take it anywhere.


Let's say you can take your Wii U Gamepad anywhere, but propping it on the console itself will open up many more opportunities to install Netflix and basically make it an Xbox One, but with Nintendo. Of course, Nintendo still has some pride and focuses more on the games, even if those games aren't up to part with originality (Sequels and Rehashes from the trailer)


I'm confident he would be the one taking ME down, so maybe.

Controller Port.


The PS2 dominated, actually.

Must suck being a brainlet, eh? No wonder you have to pirate, it's not like you make any income!

If its streaming from the dock it is DOA

Fair enough, but you need to remember Holla Forums has been so used to the mods being big time Nintendo defense squads for years so a load more hostility is given to Nintendo than any other company.

I love this, because it would also open up MANY job opportunities, especially if you have the skill.

Yes, and the cube lost, as in 3rd place taking global sales into account

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I knew I forgot one

Yes, I am not denying that.
The GC is still one of my favorite consoles, big sales or not.

there are only 2 drones ITT:

power = ps4 guy
stop shilling against guy

so fucking delusional

And that's fine, but it lost, and Nintendo has been in the doghouse since the N64, the Wii being its one successful home console in 20 years

Are there any TV/movie scenes where someone gets beaten to death with a Duke?

I beat talos principle.

Looks neat

I haven't played vidya in 10 years but I might give this a try.

You mean like the Wii U did off-screen play? Nah, he takes it everywhere in the video.

I'm not, they aren't calling the NX a "Media Center Device" or anything like that, I'm not sure what they're calling it, but they're focusing on games, they may be bad games, but they're still doing it.


It is! And they're looking for that same success, which is why they're already fucking around and trying a shitload of gimmicks, I wonder what they will try if they NX fails.

Holograms? VR? Smell?

kek

yeah but is streaming the gameplay to the tablet over internet or is it powered on the tablet?

Mark gave up his Nintendo fanboyism after Cloud was revealed for Sm4sh.
I'd argue he's got a bigger boner for Kojima than for Reggie.

Nobody is shilling for that thing. The most positive post so far is one faggot hoping for Nintendo making it with that thing every other kinda positive post is like "Yeah, its interesting but the Idea of it is kinda stupid".

Which are going to kill them

Sorry, you sound like a fucking drone

everyone in the trailer is a fashionable mellenial, seems like they no longer want to touch generations

No they are focusing on gimick you stupid idiot.
That's what Nintendo has been about for years, further enforced by the success of the Wii.

So, will the shitposting go on until March?
I guess more news about actual games coming out for this would be interesting.

On the tablet, think of a Vita connected to a PS4, except it is all one platform.


I don't support Nintendo, I'm talking about how they want a Wii 2.0.

Also, the picture is really hot


That's what I fucking said.

Powered by the tablet. The docking station will have hardware to bolster the tablet so it's playable on your TV above a shit resolution. They make that pretty obvious with the performance differences they showed.

see

Nintendo seem like the only ones left who do physical backwards compatibility in consoles, and I hope they don't drop that now.


After that trailer, nobody knows what the fuck to think. Laughter and confusion was all that most people could muster.

my $200 one can smash all of that and it's from 2 years ago and has a 2k res IPS screen

That's more blind optimism than shilling

it's only got 1 screen nigga the entire DS system was just killed off

Pin this thread and delete/lock the 11 others.

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So does anyone even know what the "NX" name even meant?
Nintendo X?
Nintendo Xtra?
Like Xtra controller, maybe?

One we can be sure about, no backward compatibility with anything. This thing will only play NX games.

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You are delusional if you believe this.

That was that one faggot. Get real here; Its hopeful pipe dream. He doesn't propagandize how it will beat everything or defend that stupid gimmick. Speaking of it again: It is the best and the worst of the Wii in one machine. According to my opinion, Ninty should have stuck to the Wiimote and made a more classical controller. Preparing to play the Wii is already a annoyance of plugging in and plugging out shit out of the Wiimote. Can you imagine how annoying it will get with the Switch?

It can still do DS games at least, similar to how Wii U's VC mode gave the DS games the portrait


This makes me glad I haven't given the Ninteniggers money since I bought the original 3DS, before that, Bowser's Inside Story.


Niche eXcrement.

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He uses the thing on a plane, man. No streaming on earth can do something like that.

Same, haven't tossed them money since the Wii, haven't regretted it at all since they bleed the ability to just make good games and seem to replace it with the ability to ruin potential beauty.

Nigger Xtermination
It detects the melanin in your monkey paws and explodes.

It was the Nintendo Cross with the cross meaning cross between handheld and console.

That's Disney for y—-

Nintendo for ya!


Oh my god, please, PLEASE explain the fucking melanin meme, I'm sick of hearing it and not knowing what it is. I used to think they referred to 'Melatonin'.

Nintendo Cross-Hybrid, sounds plausible.

Is that why the reveal had annoying nigger music? Is it a lure?

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That would be a good thing, wouldn't it?
That would explain Gumshoos and fabtrio, and why Mario is in Mexico.

Just what is Nintendo trying to tell us!?

To be perfectly honest, it's what I always wanted, I've had Tablets, but the games that ran on them always seemed..off, like the textures would be high-res but the animations and polygon count would be garbage.

That and turning it into a "home console" was sort of a hassle.

I'm skeptical, but I'll probably buy it, since I have two Wii Us (Got one for free) that I can sell for it, it looks like it might be backwards compatible.

user I hate to say this but with a Tegra chip there is no chance for Wii U/Wii/GC BC. Backwards compatibility in the Wii and Wii U came from the fact each of them used IBM made Power PC based CPUs which made BC easy as just running the console in GC/Wii mode. BC in other consoles was either from having previous hardware in them (the PS2 had the PS1s chip) or software emulation (PS3 with PS1 titles, Wii/Wii U with N64 titles). Tegra runs on ARM architecture, which means it isn't compatible with the Wii, Wii U, or GC and it wouldn't definitely have the power to emulate each of them fully. However DS and 3DS would be compatible since they run on ARM chips.

Melanocytes insert granules of melanin into specialized cellular vesicles called melanosomes. These are then transferred into the other skin cells of the human epidermis. The melanosomes in each recipient cell accumulate atop the cell nucleus, where they protect the nuclear DNA from mutations caused by the ionizing radiation of the sun's ultraviolet rays. In general, people whose ancestors lived for long periods in the regions of the globe near the equator have larger quantities of eumelanin in their skins. This makes their skins brown or black and protects them against high levels of exposure to the sun, which more frequently result in melanomas in lighter-skinned people.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melanin#Human_adaptation

Are you fucking retarded?

You would buy anything nigger, as long as it has nintendo on it.

You realize the 2DS is just one whole screen, right?

leave for a minute, come back to laughs

integrated on fully-functional architecture

Also user

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So when are they going to show the games?

I'm Optimistic but worried it'll be a blunder like the WiiU

Also, I'm optimistic, but wondering if I should buy one and not fucking open it for the inevitable attack at homebrew. Something like this with it, portable, would be neat.

I feel the same way.


Good. Buy a used Wii U and Switch for the rest then call it a day. I'm halfway there.


Wow. So niggers have natural sunblock, am I reading that right?

Is that why they smell weird?


Why not do the main screen in the TV and the other in the tablet?


Never. There are no games. This is it. You get the console only.

No, I'd buy anything because I have money to burn.

Also, it's strange, Tegra with a Pascal GPU? How the fuck does that even work?

if you think you're going to have fun holding that thing sideways for an extended period then go ahead

I mean, I guess it's just simply impossible to do even though the Wii U did it just fine and it's the same concept as the Switch.

it just werkz

Watch the reveal. Not only do you get Legend of Skyrim, but you also get real Skyrim. You can Skyrim all day in your Skyrim.

The 2DS already exists user

Then you don't work for your money.
I demand that since I pay for your NEET bux you at least develop good taste.

So, are octolings playable? Because if not there is no reason to buy this. Even if there are octolings I would probably still not buy it.

The integrated GPU is not necessarily or likely the same as common proprietary Tegra integrated GPUs, and while unnamed, it is not the same thing as the 'Tegra' itself.
They keep referring to them as 'custom' for a reason, in any case.

Oh user, but I do, I've been wagecuck since I was 18, and now I have nothing to show for it except a six figure salary.


BUT HOW

I just want to know if it's region free or not.

Uh, thanks?

I thought that was ESO?

Maybe the controllers have a configuration that goes on the top and bottom for DS play? More importantly maybe it will let me play DS on my big screen in landscape mode with a controller.

I'm sure there are older guys in this board that work for their shit, not everyone here is a fucking socialist/commie.


Bingo! I knew it!!!

How is it going to cool itself? You can't fit a fan in there. It's literally just a tablet isn't it?

wccftech.com/nvidia-tegra-parker-soc-hot-chips/

nah, the Wii U has taught me never to buy another console again, at least for anything over 100 bucks. The way the PS4 and Xbone have been I can thank Nintendo for at least helping me avoid those future mistakes.

I'd imagine it's not going to draw much power and since it's possible for it to be manufactured on a 16 mm process it'll be pretty power efficient.

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The tablet isn't the main processor, that's what the dock is for. It'll probably take a lower resolution and a capped frame-rate with the mobile GPU.

Oh okay that's what you were saying. Yeah I dunno, it'll be nice to see what it turns out to be.

Pretty much fam.

This shit will cause massive problems, it will have shit battery life and you're gonna have shit like one part of the controller's battery deteriorating faster than others

hey, if the OUYA had some good games and a decent library I'd be all over it… but we both know what that horrible little console is.

You don't know how batteries work do you?

GEE, user. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S ONLY METAPHORICALLY A TABLET. MAYBE IT'S A SLANG FOR THE INNER TEENAGE ANGST AND DEMOTIVATION OF THE NINTENDO SWITCH


Same color pallete as the NX, oh boy.


Fuck.

looks literally like shit, nintendo is literally dead and literally the only good game they showed was Skyrim

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Have you not seen what Apple has done with their custom chips?

OH. I SURE HATE IT WHEN A FUCKING /TABLET/ SLIDES OUT OF MY ANUS, WITH LITTLE CONTROLLERS AND A DOCK

My 980 Ti is a trimmed down Titan X so this is just trimmed down much much farther with an ARM processor crammed in beside it?

Nintendo doesn't own any factories, user

What I'm saying is no one shells out $400 dollars even if they are millionares.

My father still drives to the same gas station 2 miles out of the way because the gas is 5 cents cheaper meanwhile he sold his business for 17 million.

Faggots who spend money on a whim are either wage cucks who want to impress someone with their poor spending habits wondering why they are always broke, or children/neets who don't understand the value of a dollar since they have never worked for it.

you tipped your hand, faggot.

Is anyone else worried about the connections wearing out from the switch gimmick?

Also so many fucking controller options, I hated that with the Wii.

You are either some Millenial dipshit or Literally a goon.

So, it's got the ARM for mobile mode and a mid range/Xbone tier card for docked?

Sounds like it might be. It'll probably be a middle ground between the Tegra X1 and X2.

The xbawks also cost 50% more and even more if you count what it cost to make, it was sold at a loss. it's not weird for something more expensive to be able to push cheaper hardware's shit in. Actually, I'd even say it didn't push it in hard enough.

For this user the main thing to note are
and a lack of octolings that will hopefully be changed up.

I can't decide if Nintendo is fucking stupid or geniuses.

Your dad just sounds like a jew. I would know, my friend is a recovering jew.

Your dad sounds like a cheap kike who has no idea how to invest money.

Now, when you've spread your money out, built a career, and invested like I have, 400 isn't a whole lot, and I got my moneys worth out of the Wii U believe it or not.

But that's okay, I can buy one for you too friend.

*Citation Needed*


And this counts as conclusive evidence because? You really shouldn't talk out of your ass on the internet, it makes you look really stupid.

Where do you keep getting this $400 number from?

It's a sound assumption, Wii was 249, WiiU was 349.

Odds are this will be 400.

I'd be surprised if it wasn't

Ok I think have seen through the marketing and realised that this is just a nintablet to passify 12 year olds in public. They saw that tablets were taking over the ADD screamer market and had to muscle in

march 2017 dead on arrival, its only gonna fall further behind ps4/pro. oh look skyrim a game i can play on everything else already.
oh look zelda mario and splat games i can already play on my dead wii u that i don't have cause I wasn't stupid enough to buy one
nintendrones will defend it

sonyggers are THIS dumb

The NVidia Shield costs $200-$300 depending on the model. Since the Switch is using similar tech, I'd expect it to be around $300-$350.

If they don't shell out $400 for something, then they're fucking kikes.

I'm pretty sure they can wipe their ass with $400 dollars, and then some, user.


Yes.


Then Nintendo takes advantage of this, damn.


Both.


You're late, but yes.


Nintendrones are a social construct.
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=^)

So it's not using the latest possible Tegra tech? They've already been developing shit for it for ages. Did they start mass-manufacturing this things already?

December it starts. They're testing reception.

There's really not much more to discuss. It looks like a neat idea, with some possible weird gotchas in respect to performance, battery life, all the weird wireless parts, and controller use.

It could be great or terrible, but that mostly depends on third-party support, performance of the system, games actually fucking coming out for the thing, battery life, and good services (ie. better than the previous three consoles and their shit online ecosystems).

It looks like a really neat toy with some really interesting concepts, but what is really going to make it or kill it are the games.

My father is Polish and the farthest from a Jew.

Yet despite selling his company he averages about a million a year with real estate investments

Nigga you don't have shit, you impress no one.

Top millenial

I haven't even gottan a ps4 yet mate
all i got is my 3ds and pc

I really liked the idea of the Shield, it's just a shame the android platform is a clusterfuck in terms of hardware standardization.

If the scope of hardware was a bit more narrow, things would be better. But back to my previous issue, the "Good" looking android games, always seem to have some kind of quirk in terms of animations and polycount, despite lighting and texture work being fantastic.

The selling point is that it is portable so you can play the same shit except also Nintendo titles & also play it anywhere, plus mobile is killing consoles in Nipland so they had to adapt or die.

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Clearly you have never done any video editing in your life.
That gameplay you see on the TV screens is shopped in with AfterFX.

Nah brah, your father sounds like a kike, or at least a third-world farmer.


and this was followed by


Uh huh, sure thing, and while we're at it, my dad can beat up your dad.

:^)

Yes yes and I'm sure your dear old papa told you all about how the goyim is an animal in human skin only fit to serve the superior jewish overlords and that's why he has to find the best deals on gas possible because giving money to the goy is verboten.

But people with money tend to spend some of it, that's just a fact. 400 dollars isn't really a lot of money, especially if you have a stable job and a six figure salary, especially considering how much money people spend on stuff like flying and boating, or hell even their PC builds. We aren't all kikes bud.

To be fair, your dad CAN probably beat up his dad.


Why the fuck would he want to buy a Nintendo console in the first place? Of course he wouldn't want to buy something he has never even shown interest in.

Fucking where?!

Are you that desperate that you can't even take the time to find the post number and tap it?

This worries me most. Devs are so fucking lazy you wind up with ports to portable systems that are unplayable. IE. Borderlands runs on Vita at around 8-15fps.

Not in America :^)

the shilling is real over on imgur
imgur.com/gallery/96t08

:^) to you too buddy

kill me

Hack your vita, max your clock speed.
Insta-30, not even joking.

So it's gonna have games that a system that wasn't good enough for anyone to own was keeping hostage? How is this a bad thing?

To be fair, the fact that they managed to port Borderlands 2 to the vita was pretty impressive. UT3 is a garbage engine.

And wasn't it Iron Galaxy that handled the port? The faggots that made divekick?

Assuming a damn-good gas mileage of 35 MPG, and current regular gas prices of $2.25 per gallon, your dad spends $0.25 on gas in order to save 5 cents per gallon on gas. If he's filling up 10 gallons, he's saving a total of a quarter every time he does this, at the expense of extra wasted miles on his car and wasted time. Your father is a goddamn chump.

I'm sure you're the one crapping out, or you should tell your old man to get you a new computer. Holla Forums works fine right now.

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Don't worry normalfags always go through a honeymoon period. Next week they're going to be in the depths of despair over this thing.

Does amphetamine increase performance THAT much?

Sheeeeeit, I gotta download that shit, are we at 100% game compatibility yet for Hacked Vitas? I hadn't been following for like a month.

Nah faggot you post like a kid who wants to sound mature so you equate fiscal gain with maturity and think bragging about your poor purchases makes you cool.

No faggot making the cheapest purchase for the same product is not being a kike, its called not being retarded.

Oh I get it you a retarded millenial consumer, go out an by your latest apple product.

My father success is not my success that's his.
But I'm pathetic enough to not only defend the Switch tablet but to brag that I'm going to buy one at the same time having this mysterious career that I have entered from wage slave to 6 figure sallary but despite this I still don't understand how to make sound purchases.

Also you seem to be a furry.

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I never got that impression, I saw almost no kids in the commercial. I certainly don't see kids walking around with a disassembled game console in their backpack to whip out at the right moment in hopes that video games will break out like a musical.

Normalfags are just tripping over each other to play "muh portable Skyrim" when they could have done that on a laptop this whole time.

8ch has a bad habit of quoting an entire post whenever I try to quote someone, occasionally I end up deleting the post number I was trying to actually quote in response.My point still stands that dude is a total kike for trying to imply that rich people don't spend loads of money on hobbies

It was that and the localization bullshit, that said I would forgive Nintendo if they burned down the treehouse

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You do see them with tablets though. They're almost the only people I've actually seen carrying tablets around in public.

But user, being an embittered contrarian is expected on this board.

I meant where in the screencaps. Unless there's an identical Japanese reveal that I don't know about.

Why can't Nintendo just make a normal fucking console?

My friend's family is dutch, you're all the same. But go ahead, have fun with your "daddy".

Because consoles only have exclusives & gimmicks.

The goal of advertising for muh teens is to convince kids it looks actually cool, they haven't really shifted demos that much overall. Embracing EAsports and 3rd party is granted a move that welcomes a more general 'over 12 normalfag' demographic, too, though.

Yeah, we are about 95%, lurk it. It's neat as fuck, I don't think you need amphetamine anymore.


You're a fucking idiot for going to facebook in the first place.


Oh shit, you're the wrong user.
Hahah! My bad.


If all else fails, Nintendo can resort to tear mining.

Because then it would just be the PS4, and noone buys those.

youtube.com/watch?v=KvsMCDH6bHg

TWITCH MUTED ALL THE LIVE REACTIONS BECAUSE THE MUSIC NINTENDO USED HAS STRICT COPYRIGHT ENFORCEMENT

Damn, nigga, are you still going? I think my point is, I have enough money to purchase things that I'm interested in, be it apartment complexes, condos, children's game consoles, anime figurines, guns.

It seems like you, however, being the faggot that you are. Need someone to justify their purchases to some faggot on the internet. It wouldn't matter if I was some NEET faggot taking you for a ride at that point.


you seem upset, so much so, that you have to bring up an anecdote of your penny pinching father with absolute sincerity as some kind of retort.

Crack open the Talmud chaim, you can't keep getting buttflustered about us goys.

So what IS the dock then, smart guy?

Sure, but less of one compared to the faggots who post a ded meme.

For displaying the game on your TV.

I only see chinese people using tablets in public. With their new money, this might actually appeal to them.

Because home consoles are a dying market.

Do you really think that seriously entering the power rat race where we're literally getting incremental console upgrades is a good idea? Especially considering how more and more people are straight up building PC's now.

Like no seriously who thinks home consoles are a sound investment and not a total gamble at this point in time? Hell at least with the Switch it doubles as a portable market which is something that Nintendo only competes with smart phones for at this point.

Then why is it as big as an xbone s?

What. WHAT.
I thought that was a shitty song that was made in-house, what the FUCK.


It's more alive than ever, actually. Being a defeatist is the reason people took memes and normified them, and now look at pepe, he's the trump frog now.

Woof chan

For power

HAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!!!

Yes, as clearly demonstrated by the

What a face.

Holy shit, kill it.

It can be Ouya-tan's dog.

That's a good observation. Everyone should just advertise to teens (like high school seniors) since kids want to be teens & college kids are, mentally, arrested teenagers. That's the perfect age range to aim for while attracting other ages around it.

Alright, so disc compatibility with Switch is unfeasible, unless they make an extremely expensive hardware attachment for the docking station with miniature Wii U parts.

Some more dumb questions:
>Will the My Nintendo rewards ever be good again?

Sorry, you sound like a fucking drone>The xbawks also cost 50% more

It was 300 dollars at launch, same as when the PS2 launched you dumb cuck

I'm wondering what the fuck that square button on the left is.

probably start button

dlc menu

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the most ridiculous ad I have ever seen, this thing reminds me of that gaymer nokia lmao

you retards are going to buy this thing arent you hahahaha

there it is haw haw fuck all a yous

I hope nintendo continues their tradition of shitty security and ends cracked open like the PSP.

It squares

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oh yeah has anyone brought up that atrocious dpad

No, it'll either have everything in the tablet, everything in the tablet and it'll run at a reduced setting when on the go and at full when docked, or it'll somehow do co-processing with something in the dock and have not as much in the tablet. At least that's how I see it.

The X2 chips aren't even out yet and I doubt Nintendo will do the top of the line, newest shit since they never really considered that to be profitable or marketable. That's the reason they stuck with Power PC based CPUs for so long.

Who
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You
Quoting
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What's stolen?

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Shit drawing fam, try again.

How fucking new do you have to be to think this?
Memes always go stale, they will ALWAYS be adopted by normalfags.
They WILL always be watered down and ruined.

I doubt any of you faggots to believe this, because you faggots who think your "a movement" make peepee and poopoo posts is the same cancer with the faggots who thought they were ANONIONMOOSE

Depressingly true.


the aesthetic and some build.


You realize it will most likely use flash memory, right?
Which will make loading non-existent.

What, you've never seen a controller with a Doug button before?

i trust kikes when i need to get rid of money and dignity

But there's a plus, a minus, a home button, and that new square thing. I couldn't imagine why you'd need a plus and a separate start.

I remember nintendo promised amiibo support for NX. But where the fuck is an amiibo receiver? Don't tell me you have to buy it separately because they want to jew more?

shrug

I know how cartridges work, thanks.

That's probably the sensor for those fucking amiibo toys.

Power as in to power the tablet? They've gone with bricks for 3 gens now, I don't know if they'll switch.

Other than that, i'm wondering what these ports will be.

600 buckaroo skylake laptop emulating Mario Galaxy 2 outputted to my Elgato HD60 then to my tv

If the Switch is over $200 you are paying way too fucking much

I think has figured it out.

Not necessarily. The 3DS uses cartridges and a lot of games have loading screens.

What what is your problem with it? It's a good thing.

how do people get excited over this?

Specs?
I5,I7?

What's the mobile card.

The amount of hype behind this console makes me believe it is already more successful then the wii u. I'm pretty confident ninty will atleast make profit.

God, this looks like porn for some fucking reason.
I feel uncomfortable.

USB

these fucking people….

i5 6200-u

You right, it is an amiibo sensor, its even on pro controller.

It was on wii u gamepad.

I doubt it. It looks like a button, and it's also on the pro controller. Plus the NFC sensor doesn't actually need to be external like that, it can be entirely under the plastic, like on the Wii U.

I don't even want to be mean because I know that always triggers the fuck out of people who go "HEY IT LOOKS COOL TO ME, ILL PROBABLY BUY IT" but is there anything nintendo that people WON'T buy at this point? Hell, it's not even just nintendo, I think an overwhelming majority of companies put out shit that looks like everyone and their fucking mothers want to buy "just because." C'mon now, this is just ridiculous.

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these fucking people i swear

Get ready for the FUTURE! as far as nintendo fans are concerned.

No you don't no one talks like this who can, even further they aren't bragging about it.

So if you want to discuss real estate are you taking out any government loans?
Have you seen the federal development loan they are releasing at negative interest?

No that's what you're doing.

I was trying to give you advice so you can stop blowing your two week check to impress anons online (make yourself out to be a faggot), and actually get on the path to be the actual person you pretend to be online.

Don't you have your Galaxy Note 7 to circlejerk over, Samsungfag? Also

I'll only really care about it if it has at least backwards compatibility with the Wii U

No way, look at that, it's a fucking button. They wouldn't make the sensor in a button slot like that, they'd just put a symbol and have it under the plastic like on the Wii U controller. There's no advantage to making the sensor look like a button.

Looks like an actual button to me, user.

I wonder what they'll do with controller accesories though

You're not supposed to emulate that in 1080p, goy! You're supposed to buy the remastered HD version for the Nintendo Switch (tm).

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You aren't special, user, quit trying so hard to be different on an anonymous imageboard.

so is this lunchbox a new console or is it just the gameboy color equivalent of the wiiu?

Fucking finally.

Also they showed Splatoon so you will get to play WiiU games on it, only unknown is disc reader.

I don't think it'll take long to catch up to NOGAMES

It won't.

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Type A USB ports, here we go


It has to be pressable, they're trying to make the 'joycons' equivalent


I think this is a big thing they're either actively avoiding showing us or just bullshitting about, still not a single real picture of a disk drive
they might try something like

user wasn't defending Amiibos at all. Quit doing this stupid shit where one guy says one thing and you go "LOOK AT THIS GUY DOING A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING THAN WHAT HE IS DOING". That's redditfag behavior.

>>>/cuckchan/

Sorry, I should have just accepted the cancer that is amiibos like everyone else. Sorry for rocking the boat. :^)

Now imagine niggers stealing those things without bases. Poor niggers. They will have to trade it for cheaper price.

Because "a normal fucking console" today is a glorified pre-built PC that you can't even use as a normal PC. They have no reason to exist.
The Switch's flexibility manages to actually justify its existence.
I've been waiting for consoles to make this evolution for years.

see
No BC unless the Tegra is able to software emulate the Wii U.

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Is there an optical drive on the dock?

user it is, and it always has been. I'm sorry you're too new to understand this.

See you're doing it again.

It'll probably require the portable to "check in" with the dock every so often or it will brick. Just watch.

Enjoy your digital-only rerelease for full retail launch price.

Sure goyim, 49.99 plus taxes :^).

No, read the thread faggot.

You keep doing it, it's funny how you redditfags try so hard to fit in.

No. That would allow you to watch movies that you have not purchased on the nintendo store

normalfag is a term that's far older than you are and it's being used correctly here, for once
Fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from.

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normalfags you want so badly to stand out, to be different and go against the norm.

I don't want to make you sad guys too much.

But amiibos were confirmed.

Now who's trying to be the special snowflake? "I'm such an oldfag you don't even know"

I'm just going to stop replying to you.

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we
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WHY NOBODY NOTICED.

MARIO COLLECTS RINGS INSTEAD OF COINS

No they showed a completely different game than Splatoon on the Wii U. Splatoon didn't feature hair style changes, or pants customization, or those weapons and camera angles. It's a new game.

"It's okay when nintendo does it" became a meme for a reason goys. :^)

maybe theyre like red coins and you get an item for collecting them?

why didn't anybody notice that qt birb

why is your ass so devastated?

Mario is Sonic now, we have come full circle

sonic 06 mario edition

also the moon is earths moon

It's not, I just like to make fun of newfags who don't understand the great cycle of memes.
Stop trying to make a stale meme fresh again, get some originality and make some OC.

its a sign that this is their last console and they're turning into sega

I didn't say that at all. I'm saying that if they were doing a sensor, they wouldn't make it look like a button. It's retarded to make something that looks like a button but isn't a button. There's no fucking way they'd be stupid enough to do that. The amiibo sensor probably is under the "SWITCH" logo, and really probably not on the pro controller.

Amiibo is cancer, but that has absolutely nothing to do with what I'm saying. I'm just trying to speculate on what the fucking square button is. Stop acting like a shitty girlfriend and twisting my words into something I never said.

We can only hope.

Don't bother, user, he's clearly just here to be a "le ebin troll XD"

Your nips are really in a twist.

/biz/ disagrees with you kiddo, have you seen the level of shitposting? It's almost Holla Forums levels, especially the precious metal threads.

I've done all of my mortgages and investment loans through a credit union, per the advice of the family accountant.

It's s'alright


but I don't, because I can afford it, how is it a stupid decision when I'm spending funds for leisure, on leisure?


Nigga, if you want to give me advice, tell me if I should invest in business property. So far I've just done residential. IT companies (at least in this side of the coast) aren't buying property, but instead are opting for renting office space, since they all seem to be start ups, it seems like a safe bet, but I don't know.

Fucking nintendrones get the fuck out damn, at least be consistent

You mean those rings? They've been there for ages, different colours do different stuff.

I want to like it but, it's the fucking same as the Wii U except you can actually take the dam screen around with you. But this brings up another worry: it's fully modular. Great. What the fuck are you gonna attach to it though?

If they decide to sell an upgraded GPU attachment, won't that just fuck up game deving like the PS4-Neo is doing? Because more hardware to target etc. Less games. Won't that just be a walled-garden PC?

This thing clearly won't be for supporting VR. Even if it's Pascal architecture it's a mobile gimped Tegra version. So no accessories for VR support.

Nobody likes playing home games with gimmicky special wands, pads, or gun controllers. Also more expensive for the devs. So game-specific game controller attachments can be safely ruled out.

So. What. What the fuck. Why is it a Lego?

Why are you talking like a nigger?

I forgot it's only trolling when shitting on nintendo.

Study fallacies.

Oh no. Think of all the "experiences" we're missing out on.

Doesn't look touch to me. Not streaming either. 1/3 ain't so bad.

But it doesn't have buttons on the screen, and streaming isn't confirmed.

I'm okay with this.

VR is meant for PC. Since VR in sub 60 fps environment with shit graphics and shitty demo games is garbage.

The console looks cool as shit, a console that can be used as both a home and a portable console seemed so obvious i'm surprised it only happened now.
That being said, I also thought (and still do) the Wii U is cool, but that didn't stop it from selling as poorly as it did, let's hope Nintendo doesn't forget ADVERTISING and THIRD PARTY games like usual.

Speaking of third party, both Skyrim and NBA? Maybe the console will actually get more popular third party stuff? It's what sells consoles since a lot of people just use their consoles as a FIFA 20xx machine.

this isnt Holla Forums, thats not a valid defense here

Optical drive. "Disk drive" means "hard drive" (ie. "hard disk drive"). An optical disc is spelled with a 'c' regardless.

Switch-tan is going to be a cuteboy switch.

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You really don't think Nintendo hasn't finally jumped the ship to capacitance based glass touch screens?

They're showing off a bunch of 3rd party developers, they definitely want everyone to know it has 3rd party support.

also not a valid argument

I see. But from my perspective at least you type like a little bitch who cry's when someone posts something you don't like.

Why? That's exactly what we should hope for, and it's what I think will happen.

What can I say, i'm just borrowing your argument since you seem rather passionate to defend a company.

They didn't need to be confirmed. If you thought Amiibos weren't a long-term business plan, you're probably too fucking retarded to function.

Given the profit they've raked on those stupid happy meal things, it would be the worst business decision in the world to not follow-through with the next system until they lose steam.

Nobody is defending anything, dumbass.

It's probably more like a tube, where the rings shoot you through. It never showed him picking them up.

wat

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hes making shit up to throw people off

The modern nintendo fan really has no awareness, do they?

Prove anybody you've replied to has defended amiibos. We have a reply function, use it.

Then what about when it's docked? Can't touch it then.

Amibos are a fantastic product and an even more sound investment.

Can connect to the TV through HDMI to show gameplay fullscreen - check
Can connect wireless bluetooth or usb joystick - check
Can take with you - check
Powerful hardware enough to emulate PSP and Dreamcast - check

I think they're kind of neat, but could have been done much better.

I think more games should come bundled with them, better than fucking season passes and shit.

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He's saying he wants the Switch to fail, dumbasses.

well fuck you got me

The desktop PC market is dying even faster than the console market.

What are you checking?

Are you expecting to "zing" me or something by asking me to prove something that has been common knowldge since 2012?

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I mean, if you want figures of characters you like, and you're into that sort of thing, then yeah, you're not breaking the bank, it's (cheaper?) then buying figmas, though, figmas you get your money's worth.

Chinese android consoles have same functionality as this nintendo thing.

I meant a console designed around the idea of using it as both, not just connecting a portable machine to a tv or improvising a portable option for a game console.

dont

That's all the docking station is, a AV input station for you to plug the console into

The same as the PSP did

Except we aren't talking about in the past, we're talking about now.
Well here's one zing: amiibos didn't exist in 2012. They debuted in 2014.

Slow down there slowpoke!

I wish Steamboxes weren't the only "real" pc made for use with a tv. Everyone should move to PC based software, unless they come up with some neat hardware gimmick.

onaholes

No, they don't. Firstly they don't have a dock that supposedly boosts power when docked and provides TV input through said dock. Secondly they don't have integrated removable controllers. Otherwise yeah sure they're the same if you only look at how they're "portable gaming consoles".

No. It's how Pirahna shakes his ass.

SONIC WILL COLLECT COINS CONFIRMED


Wow.


Bait and caught.

You can turn your tablet or phone into Nintendo Switch.

I'm being wildly optimistic and considering the option that it improves performance somehow with it's own hardware, but i wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't.
Still, it's at the power level of a regular console (naturally still behind the current competitors), and games will be designed around both options.

They cost less than importing plamo, for roughly the same size. They're closer to Nendoroids in their quality, the only thing they're missing is the posing, but for 1/6 the price. I buy all that shit anyway though, so who am I to talk.

Still shady for them to hide DLC behind them, but that is the industry these days. At least you also get a figure.

Source?

by what?

Still not the same, user, especially when those do not connect through contacts on the side and rely on Bluetooth to do so and they aren't built by the manufacturer of the tablet. You're comparing apples to oranges.

If its using a K1 it is NOWHERE near the power level of a Xbone/PS4, let alone a 360/PS3

Stop kidding yourself

I've had my main computer wired through to my living room TV (including a bluetooth dongle on the end of a 25-foot usb extension cable) for years. It's really the only way to live.

Gonna level with you, I had a dank image of amiibos with a 2012 timestamp saved. I fucking lost it when my HD died and forgot I lost it. Oh well, you must have brain damage if you don't think there are plenty here that defend cancerous practices like amiibos.

It's not using a K1 considering nvidia has said that Pascal based tech is also going into it. It's going to be a middle ground between the X2 and X1 and at worst the X1 but with Pascal support.

This. Good goys already spend hundreds on a phone that can play fucking everything good, I have no idea why they haven't thought to simply attach controllers to it.
what's the fucking point of making it portable? unbelievable these people.

More like oranges to blood oranges. They have the same functionality.

Yeah but this is speculations on what the hardware is, we don't know specifics yet so this argument can just go for eons.
I will assume Nintendo aren't clinically retarded and they had enough sense to, at the very least, make it more powerful than a PS3.
It's an old console, it's not a very hard goal to reach.

But that wasn't the point of this entire discussion, user. You started sperging over amiibos after someone was saying some portion of the Switch Pro controller wasn't an NFC reader. You tried to make it about amiibos for no reason after that, as if anybody really cared about them that much.

I told you niggas, this is the last console gen. Sony and Microsoft have glorified PCs, Nintendo has a Madcatz mobile, and soon enough, PC will finally become the universal platform it always should have been.

That's not the point. Who here that you've responded to has been defending amiibos? You went on the offensive attacking people here for something that they literally never said.

Like what in the fuck were these two posts about? >>11027689

But they don't, we already went over it.

They haven't said what hardware it uses, let alone whether or not it only uses one chip.

I'm fine with the Switch being my dedicated knight questing console.

When the fuck did codemonkey fuck up being able to post two backlinks in the same line?

No it is. Nintendo Switch is basically a tablet with accessories.

I would assume it's at least that powerful, because I highly doubt that Bethesda would actually optimize Skyrim to run on lower specs.

You do know the cheapest X1 tablet out right now is $499 right?

So what, the "Custom" chip is going to be a massively downgraded X1? Why would you be excited over that?

they should have just kept making new gameboys with updated hardware and would have kept printing money forever

blogs.nvidia.com/blog/2016/10/20/nintendo-switch/

That has never worked here nor on any other imageboard, user.

But it isn't, you can keep believing that if it makes you feel better.

Amiibos are a lesser evil, season passes are the true cancer.

Show me where it says it uses a Pascal

Consoles will always be a thing, because only a retard would back out of a console race just to let their competitor reap their slice of the pie. Get out of the echo chamber, console gaming is fucking huge.

Nvidia shield for people who want "power." Android phones for people who want affordability.

ok thanks filtered

8da9fd is a nintendo shill, don't listen to him.

Why is it black?

Even if it fucking does.
It would at an incredibly small scale, because you can't cool that shit in a tablet.

I don't believe that. I specifically remember doing that on halfchan before Holla Forums ever existed. I thought I'd done it here before, but I suppose I'm probably wrong.

gamersnexus.net/news-pc/2651-nintendo-switch-built-on-tegra-soc-nvn-api-trailer-analysis

Or just don't draw as much power.

What have I defended, user?

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See, you're under the impression that small basic stuff are as attractive to the general public as they are to you.
Consoles these days need to be MORE than just consoles, it's unthinkable for a modern console to not be able to browse the internet, and it would definitely not sell.

What do they mean by scaleable?

Why doesn't it have interchangeable face plates?

Those will never not look like shit, I don't know why there was so much hype for them. A solid image or texture wins hands down.

They mean that they can build a Tegra processer for any performance requirement.

Multiple sources up to the announcement that reported that nVidia was being the main chip manufacturer for the NX and after the announcement were and are saying that it'll be Pascal based.
archive.is/pJkha
archive.is/6lXVY
archive.is/LBNAu

I see zero sources backing up this pascal mention, gamer nexus is talking completely out of their ass

I have a funny feeling nintendo switch will flop to 3ds audience just because it looks like shit.

You know what that means?
Streaming confirmed.

Hahaha, wow, I don't know if I should laugh or cry at these articles

"It uses a custom X2"

You mean the chip that has still not hit market and it would cost a fortune? You mean that chip?

Or they say they are using X1's in the dev kits , when dev kits often have overpowered hardware while ironing out bugs and have multiple running modes between dev kit and console

You know, the same X1's that are only found in ONE $499 tablet?

This is speculation heaven, no fucking way it uses an X2, Nintendo is the king of reselling old hardware

Even all these articles say the same thing

"Rumored to have a Pascal"

Good fucking luck, Switch would be over $1000 if it contained bleeding edge hardware once converted to nintendo's overpriced business model

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You mean the overpriced jewgle tablet?

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I know that YOU should check therse dubs!

Hardware costs are way lower than their market prices. Nintendo could sell the system at a cost if they really wanted to bring it down, but $3-400 can probably cover most of the production.

Dumb frog poster.

Cheap Pascal architecture exists.

What a waste of perfectly good Hitler dubs.
See a doctor about that autism please.

every time

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That shit was great. It was cheap, had good games and serious nostalgia factor. And by that "nostalgia factor", I mean it felt "nostalgic" when it was new - It was like getting back to the roots of console gaming.
But as we witnessed, GC was just too old fashioned (good) for the new generation. So Nintendo learned from that, and pushed out a goldenturd of a console with new innovations up the ass.

Nintendos market awareness payed off, and Wii was a huge success. Cheap hardware, aimed to absolutely everyone everywhere and gimmicks to no fucking end. This happened when other consoles were pushing "hardcore gaming", online multiplayer, graphics over gameplay, bigger worlds, bigger "stories", bigger gaming communities and other trivial shit.
But both branches of "gaming market ideology" worked, and they got millions of new people to the hobby. So just by the force of insanely fast growing gaming market, every company was getting their dollars worth - this was the time when computer/console games passed every other media in shareholder profits.

And the rest is today… nothing has changed after that.
Godspeed Nintendo. May your ashes burn bright and true.

Every single fucking place I've seen with info on the NX has at least one "muh Skyrim." This shit has gone beyond wack and has reached the mack daddy zone of blind nostalgia. FOR SOMETHING THAT CAME OUT JUST FIVE FUCKING YEARS AGO.

Thank you for correcting the record. :)

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It is pretty much what I expected the Wii U to be. The future is clear. The more consoles get into this, and it will be unstoppable, the more they will die at home. The PC will become the ultimate gaming machine with consoles being the to-go thing. The XBOX is already showing all the signs of moving away, they are just making as much as they can from it. Sony will come to the realization soon too. Within 10 years, because Nintendo were the first to move away they will be the only ones to survive. I doubt that Sony will be able to revive their hand-held into anything worth buying. The hand-held developers will have already moved to Nintendo fully. Nintendo will remain pretty much the same it will try to remain on the same price and will have mostly the same type of games it has been having for more than a decade now, while the PC will have the rest. The only chance for Sony to remain somehow is to become the VR box, but PC can do that too better. They will have to do some masterful marketing people have started being too used to technology to be bothered by a PC for much longer.
Chances are the Switch will create the storm Pokemon Go just barely failed to achieve. Gaming will become more casual than ever, but with the division between PC and Nintendo the casualization might hopefully stick to Nintendo, while the PC gets its shit together, but I doubt it will, it will be pretend hardcore as many games already are.

>8ch has a bad habit of quoting an entire post whenever I try to quote someone, occasionally I end up deleting the post number I was trying to actually quote in response
That is a obscure luxury function that needs some get used to.

The chip probably isn't going to be in the tablet, there will likely be a weaker sub-processor for that.

Good point. What's the point in a console if the games are either shit or censored/translation butchered?

Because nobody would buy it.

Pretty fucking cool and along the lines of what I expected the NX to be. See pic related for my predictions after the Tegra leaks.

I'm glad they didn't use that patent for buttons integrated into the LCD. How big is it? I'd say it isn't terribly portable with that (relatively) large screen, but I guess kids these days are used to carrying tablets around. Still I would not be surprised if they do a miniature version at some point.
Only 720p is disappointing but understandable for mobile usage. I really, really hope this is true 720p (a few years ago most "720p" panels sold were actually 1366x768 panels that scale the 720p input. dunno if that's changed since then)
I also hope that devs don't treat 720p as the gold standard resolution the way they did on the Wii U (pretty much all first party Wii U games ran at 720p iirc)

The fact that Nintendo is moving completely away from the dual screens concept, both DS-style and Wii U-style, was expected but a little disappointing. Moreover, with TV-play as a priority, touch will be forced to take a back seat in game design. This is going to have consequences for games like Splatoon that relied on a second touch screen for map interaction.
Also, it is apparently a capacitive touch screen, and we have seen no indication of a stylus. This is also sad, because the creative capabilities of the 3DS and Wii U (Swapnote, Miiverse) added a lot of character to the experience, and you just can't get the same precision with your hands. That said, the display will be much better protected this way, a necessity for a non-clamshell portable device. And a capacitive stylus is not out of the question, though not having a stylus as a default option will result in less people drawing shit for Miiverse.

The detachable controllers are a neat idea but I'm not completely thrilled with the execution of each side becoming its own controller for simple local multiplayer, because that necessitated using face buttons in place of a traditional d-pad. That's going to suck for 2D games, and the d-pad is such an important symbol of Nintendo to do away with. OTOH for 3D games that already tend to use the d-pad as a second set of face buttons, it's not a big deal.

raises a good point. I figured that the controller halves would be dumb electronic devices that need to plug into something like the "Joy-Con Grip" for power and wireless connectivity. But with this setup, they will need redundant hardware in each half. 2x the micros, gyros, batteries, and wireless antennae. That said all of that, except maybe the batteries, are dirt cheap nowadays.
It would be neat if the controllers can share power with the system while in portable mode, but most likely they will be using very low capacity batteries for the controllers so this won't make sense.

To the people speculating about the power of the NX, there is some relevant speculation on this topic in pic related. The tl;dr is that modern mobile chipsets are far more constrained by heat and power than they are by the silicon itself; phone and tablet chipsets can come within an order of magnitude or two of console performance, they just can't do it for sustained periods of time without overheating and draining the battery. But hook such a chipset up to mains electricity and give it a nice big heatsink and fan, and the gap shrinks dramatically.
With the dock, the Switch could do exactly that. Mains electricity is a given, but look at the shape of the dock, how it covers up a large portion of the console, more than is necessary to simply provide power and physical stability. It is possible that the dock is acting as a giant heatsink and fan combo, allowing the console to radiate greater amounts of heat out of the back than it normally could. This could be used to allow the Switch to use a higher frequency clock, turn off power saving features like dynamic frequency scaling, and so on, that wouldn't be admissible for portable usage.

Shit looks good. Like it or hate it (you facebook and twitter retarded people, not counted).
Anyway great times ahead: Great success or spectacular failure.
What more could an anonboard want? Not much, say I… hoping for: pic related.

You know whats weird
The code name for DS Game Cards is NTR you know nip cucking
And the 3ds has its called CTR as in Correct the Record

Webm should be renamed as Brexit. For a few good laughs. Sage goes to…

The sound till haunts me. Those wore the elder toys though. Gorgeous idea for a first toy.
Mine was made mostly of wood. It ringed like the apocalypse was coming, I loved it, and it drove my parents crazy. Literally some days.
-"Fischer Price" - "Fucks you up good, real good".

Derp Dog Confirmed

So how the fuck does this work? Is it:
or is it:
or is it:
or is it:
>tablet is crazy powerful, runs low graphix when mobile to try and save batteries, but the charge will still only last