BOOM!

Iji
Hyper Princess Pitch
Hero Core
Team Fortress Classic (with bots installed, of course)
Jets n Guns

Tetris
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup 0.16
La Mulana
Nuclear Throne
Crazy Taxi

>0.16 is the last build I can tolerate since everything gets watered down after that
>It's fun

I just want a really fast paced mech game

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Depends. Can I invite mutants to fuck or does opening the vault door mean death? If I'm going to locked up in a vault for 12 years I need to know if I have to pack h-games or not.

Well, if I assumed that I could get some hot mutant dickings when I became horny then I'd bring:
1. Arcanum, because it's my favorite vidya.
2. Morrowind, same as above but also because of how much content there is. I'd also be able to get creative with the construction set if I wanted.
3. Tetris, it never gets old.
4. Civilization 3, it's my favorite Civ game and they all just suck up time like it was nothing.
5. Alpha Centauri, same as above but for variation.
6. Medieval Total War, because of comfyness and replayability.
7. Skyrim with lewd mods, just in case.
8. Thief 2 with a ton of usermaps, should keep me busy for quite some time.
9. Angband, this is my go to roguelike.
10. No Man's Sky, exploring procedurally generated planets would be pretty soothing after the apocalypse. Couldn't think of any other procedural game for chilling out.

Replayability is key. Which means games with decent RNG. Storyshit get out!

Nethack
Minecraft
Tetris
Doom and a nice fat collection of WADs
A nice Civ game, maybe even a GalCiv? Haven't played any of the recent Civs, I heard V sucked at launch and haven't really thought about it since
Spelunky
Smash Bros Wii U
Eurotruck Simulator 2 (with sweet wheel setup)
Elite Dangerous (with sweet HOTAS setup)
A fighting game of some sort (Smash doesn't count, it's a party game) possibly Third Strike though lately I've been wanting to get in to SNK stuff since I never really did as a kid, not sure where the best place is to start there.

Damn, I can't believe I forgot Doom. So many maps and mods…

Games that I have happily put hundreds (if not thousands) of hours into and am more than happy to do so again:

1. Star Wars Battlefront 2
2. Mount and Blade: Warband (I rate this even without mods, but if I can have mods, all the better)
3. Shogun 2 Total War (do I get Rise/ Fall of the Samurai with this entry? If not, bump off number 10 and give me Fall)
4. Templar Battleforce
5. Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
6. Harvest Moon: Back to Nature
7. (maybe) honorable mention for Sims 2, thanks

The rest, whatever. Other picks would depend on if you let me have mods and maybe even multiplayer. But that listed 7 would probably get me through. SWBF2 is my crack.

Is that a legit fucking vid? Are they seriously one step away from stopping in the middle of making out to sign fucking consent forms? Jesus fucking christ this planet is doomed. Good thing we're making these lists!

I should be able to bring my portable HDD with thousands of games on it with me, just saying. I've been hoarding games on it just in case of a happening.

DX-Ball 2
Daggerfall
Master of Orion
Starflight
The Witcher series
Anno 1404
Warband
Wizardry 8

Depends if you're /fit/, as a /fit/izen and a /k/omrade I know I've got a chance to nab games but overall I understand 10 is about reasonable

You could fit much, much, much more than ten games on any halfway decent storage drive, external or internal.

Yeah that vids legit.

And son, sexual conduct consent forms already exist.

Those would never work, no girl in their right mind would actually carry those around unless they wanted to guarantee they'll never have sex again for the rest of their miserable lives unless it was with some scrawny numale.

Your average Chad would NOPE the fuck out of there the second a feminist cunt pulls one of those out and just go down to the beach to pick up chicks or something. The only people who would sign that shit are pale cucks with no backbone

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whats the answer equivalent of a loaded question?

cool bag though, if it werent for the slaanesh thing it would make a kickass bag to hand out halloween candy in

Dark Souls
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Shadow of the Colossus
Vagrant Story
Valkyrie Profile
Thief: The Dark Project
Valkyrie Profile 2: Silmaria
Final Fantasy V
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne
Demon's Souls

What do I win?

Chads are dying out, fast might I add, user. Universities/Collages are fucked up places now.

I don't think there is one for answers. I think that calling it a loaded question is the term for the question, though.

anywhere I could get these pdf files?

M8 I've have had two girls go full "consent" on me, one was a pajeet who I told "don't worry about it" after she told me I needed to ask permission to grab her tit and the other some white girl with dreadlocks asking that I told her "to ask every step of the way"

Both I kicked out but both were realy reals

Sims 3 with KW. It's like AA, but a lot better.

That said.
- Freespace 2 SCP (+mods)
- Skyrim (with mods)
- Baldurs Gate 2 (with mods)
- Jagged Alliance 2 (with mods)
- some autism building game (Planet Explorers probably, maybe Starmade or Space Engineers)
- a good 4X..probably SOTS
- probably mugen with tons and tons of characters

Also OP's mother.

WWIII when
I need nuclear Armageddon.

shit thread tbh

why not just kill yourself

Society needs a reboot bad.

Don't worry user, I have a plan. We have 4 years, 5 tops, before we're all dead. Then the nightmare ends.

I'd say society's reboot is on the horizon tbh fam

killing >90% of the worlds population isnt rebooting society. do you think those that cause problems will magically vanish?

Great.

Well, after months of being told to kill myself, I can't even do that right. I open the bunker and invite in whatever hell approaches. While I await my imminent death, I play

That's all I need. Short enough to be easily completed, but with the varying degrees of difficulty, challenging enough to not be boring.

Seriously wanna die though.

No but I hope they die. A post-apocalyptic society would be survivalist, without the infrastructure to support it most of modern insanity would disappear.

Cityfags are scum, and I want them wiped from the face of this planet.
Most every problem of the world today can be blamed on them, and Eurofags. If I could destroy them too, I would.

Depends on what dies with that >90%.

why not just start a gang then if thats what youre after?

you sound like you wont be happy until youre dead.

the only thing you need to keep in mind is that jews wont go, nobody will bother to nuke africa, and "OLD MEN" definitely wont go.

Nah. I just want the people who are destroying this country to be gone.

they wont be

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you would have to be retarded to have osu!

They're city scum. Blow up the cities, and they're gone. Especially when they have no practical skills whatsoever that'd let them survive.
Their only friends are city scum as well. So no real outside help. Meanwhile, the people who actually do shit, fix things, and otherwise get stuff done, hate their guts.

I'm sorry that you're a disgusting cityfag as well, but some sacrifices have to be made.

fixing a car or hooking up a tv isnt "getting anything done" thats just day to day business same as anyone else goes through. new cities would spring up within a generation and it would be the same old song and dance under the same rulers with even more restrictions and without the comforts youre used to but now instead of people whining on the internet youd have to defend your property and family from hordes of niggers and wiggers. youre a complete idiot if you think youd get to live the quiet honest life of a bumpkin.

That's not what I want at all, I want a new social order that's not based on what some nutjobs with their heads up their asses has cooked up.

Man, you cityfags are fucking retarded.

Anyway, no. For the first generation, shit'll be far, far too fucked over for any rebuilding of something as large as a city. Especially when you consider the full collapse of government in relation to those items. Though, of course, local whatnot won't really be effected. Your biggest issue is going to be logistical. The death of even one major traffic point will cause some massive issues. Just take out Atlanta, for instance, and you've knocked a huge airtravel hub, as well as a rather large land travel hub.

As far as the "same rulers" bit goes, you do realize most of them live in cities, right? Not to mention, nobody likes them. With the resulting collapse of anything federal, and quite a good chunk of most state governments, they're not going to have anything to rule with.

I know I already said this, but holy fuck are cityfags retarded.
There ain't no hoards of anyone out in the fucking countryside. You just nuked most of them. The only ones left are small pockets within local towns, and, guess what, those towns are still perfectly fine outside a power outage, which isn't even that big of a deal.
Again, you are thinking from a cityfag perspective. I know it is hard, but out in the real world, things are fairly sparely populated. Certainly by city retard standards, anyway.

This

What does this even mean? Who are these people you're so mad at? Our current society is based on thousands of years of precedent and geopolitics, it wasn't "dreamed up".

All it takes is some towns getting the infrastructure back to support rampant populations growth, and you have cities again.

True enough, however 1: The infrastructure in the United States is shit and so cannot support such a population once the major citycenters are destroyed, especially with all the unrest running around.
And 2: Most that population would be dead.

Getting population size back up to levels of major centers will take a rather long time. Small cities are perfectly fine, anyway. It's when they get too big for sense that you have issues. People start to lose their grasp of reality, mo longer thinking with simple common sense. They start to rely far too much on others for everything in their daily lives. They content themselves with the role of the subservient.

I think what that fellow you've replied to is meaning is that, by large today, society's major changes and rules and whatnot are controlled by cityfags. Cityfags who, as I've mentioned already, have lost all sense of reality outside their boxes.
He wants a society, a set of rules, made by people who actually do shit. People who can think for themselves. Who don't need handouts to survive. People who, for the most part, desire to be left to their own desires, dreams, and wants. Without Big Brother breathing down their necks for not conforming to the new standard.

since people are being autistic about "what is the apocalypse" instead of answering the question

Oh no! Your scanners indicate that there are three tribes out theres!

I skipped it mostly because I don't think I have any game I could spend forever with without getting bored.
I'd probably say Dwarf Fortress, if only for its modding potential.
But that still leaves me with 9 others.

were too far along technologically to escape that kind of evil with the simple destruction of civilization. communication and travel have advanced to the point that all these nutjobs are interconnected with no logistical drawbacks. the problems continue, but now you have more of your own.
if you want to solve anything itll have to be something more precise than throwing a nuclear temper tantrum. and now that all the framework is set up and all the methodology has been tested out, how can you be sure nothing else will take its place in the shadows even if you were to for example assassinate every last one of the bastards?

youre dense, really really dense. the government doesnt disappear because it got a bloody nose. its just replaced with a crueler more streamlined and militaristic method. you wont have much reason to travel other than to find greener pastures that dont exist, and it would be an enormous hassle for so many reasons. all youre left with is inconvenience and danger.
are you stuck in 1950? for someone who claims to have a practical mindset you sure are unfamiliar with the idea of work. i guess you get all your knowledge from what you see on tv. rebuilding a city isnt as hard as you think unless people are actually bombed to the stone age or the military is in "complete" tatters but thats unrealistic. with modern machinery and methods you could have all kinds of functional buildings set up in time that would make your inbred head spin off its shoulders. the biggest time wasters are the workers themselves, theres not a lot to do so they prefer to pace themselves. construction jobs are dragged out as long as the contract allows for the sake of steady work, not to mention if people werent so tied up walking on political eggshells they could have their plans in motion at top speed.

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i dont like any of these answers, but at least chadsters will be down for multiplayer.

And, once again, you fundamentally demonstrate why cityfags are fucking retarded.

The government doesn't continue as if nothing happens when every major city is fucking destroyed. The infrastructure loss alone would be crippling, you absolute fucking moron.
I realize it is hard to think outside your concrete box, but fucking hell man. It's like you don't have any basic understanding whatsoever.

Rebuilding a city is very hard. You want to know why?
Because the population is gone.
The people who lived there are fucking dead.
But that's not the only reason, oh no, there's far more: Infrastructure loss means that power, water, and travel are all shot to hell, meaning there's no way in. Then you have shelter concerns, since now everything's fucking rubble. On that, you've also got to clear the rubble first. Let's not also forget that you've got to pay for all that shit, and when you are talking about a place destroyed, there's no profit in it. You've got no production coming from that place any more, since anything it might've made or done is gone. All that's left is space, which guess what retard, there's space all over the damn place.

I don't even have to do much for this here, we've got a great example that your retard citydweller brain apparently never thought of.
Katrina.
Look at New Orleans today. It's a damn ghostown. And that was one, known ahead of time hit. They've not had much of any reconstruction, despite the massive amounts of money and relief whatnot dumped into it.
How the fuck do you think the rest of the country is going to fair better?

This basically, urbanisation was the biggest mistake of man. People today are utterly disconnected from reality.

then why is your entire post structured around the assumption that it does? as if theyre would play by the same rules they do today.
for someone who fantasizes about the end of the world its clear you havent put any thought in to this.

Wait, is this video a satire or not?

Nope.

Ar tonelico 1 and 2, Valkyrie Profile 1.
Great jrpgs for the feels and good, unusual battle systems. Easy but they did everything else right and are not the same each time.

F-Zero 1 and F-Zero X.
Can play these forever. X even has a randomly generated cup.

SMB3, nes version.
No saves on the nes version means you cannot easily explore it all each time which keeps the replayability and magic.

Morrowind with openmw and many mods.
No bullshit maze or cinematic starter dungeon, awesome side quests instead of over-focusing on the main quest, etc. Can last forever if you get into modding, and you will.

Unreal
I'll want to shoot shit in first person. Unreal is a great FPS in every way.

Guilty Gear X2 Reload
Probably not the best Guilty Gear, but it is the one I've played and a great fighting game.

Nethack or something. I donno.

Instead I'd grab my mdiscs (no bit rot) with tons of games, internet backups, and more to last me a zillion years. One of them is a dvdr with bootable OS that runs on toasters, internet backups, games, music, and more to last ages all on its own.

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Are cityfags really this dumb, or are you a special case?

When you've lost all your major population centers completely, destroying massive chunks of infrastructure, killing millions, wiping out entire agencies, killing most your staff, and sending the world into turmoil, government on the federal level dies. It becomes, at best, a somewhat larger local government. It loses all ability to do so much as slow disorder within its territory. Those outside the few places they can still reach are forgotten. What's more, the places they can reach are not connected. Eventually those places may decide it is better to try to forge on their own, and leave.
You'd have massive desertion, as the only people to fight are in some podunk town you don't care about as your own home is in trouble. Funny thing about the military is, most of them got family, and a good size chunk of that weren't city scum anyway.
Not to mention our military is made up of mostly volunteers who haven't had any tough fights in a long time. Most of them joined up for free education and benefits. When you aren't even fighting the guys who destroyed you, how long do you think they'll care about some shitty scraptown outside their base?
And that's not even taking into account how badly the military forces would be hit.

Domestic agencies are of course completely gone. There'd be so little left, you might as well just have them join the regular local police agencies, who swiftly become self-reliant.

The government as we know it couldn't function on any level outside the select few bases what managed to avoid nuclear attack.
They do not have the resources, the manpower, the logistics, or even the leadership to do anything but struggle to hold what little territory they still can.
Only governments left will be your local county sheriffs who are only concerned for their own area. Fed would be dead.

Fucking how?

There's no need for total destruction. Just a EMP that fries electronics would throw the US on it's knees.

Everything, from traffic lights to shop supplies to your starbucks coffee is regulated by computers. Hell, in some countries they even replaced the analog phone signal with digital (an utterly stupid move, since no power = no communication)

True, but nuclear eradication would wipe out the worst people in those cities.
It would be a bit more clean, over all. If you just EMP them, people feel bad, the citypeople run rampant and destroy areas around it, government is still functional enough to fuck with everyone else, and so on.

You don't give an shit about how your country's culture functions and developers since the collapse of the Soviet Union and somehow it turns to shit. It's beyond me.

a gun so I can fucking KILL MYSELF

you should try it too OP

your entire fantasy is a cascade of oxymorons

No, the small community would be fine because 1: They don't need the government to protect them, they do it themselves.
2: They don't need anyone else to feed them, they feed themselves
3: They're not the cities that got nuked.
Fucking hell, man. I'd tell you to suck a shotgun, but honestly, I doubt it'd accomplish anything with you.

Also:
I don't think I ever said it wasn't important. Just that it is very shit. It doesn't matter for the local community as much, because they take care of their own needs. Power for them doesn't matter, because they have everything they need without it. Though, even then, there's plenty of small places with their own plants. Might be hard to get fuel for it, though.
Infrastructure is very important for a big government like we have. It's also very important for places like cities, what without, would simply starve out.
Again, pretty sure you are making up shit.
Cityfags don't know how to take care of themselves.
Other people do. Cityfags have become reliant on others, as I've layed out in

I feel like either you can't read, or you're just shitposting at this point. Because now you're just pulling shit from your ass.
Though, I guess that should've been obvious, because we're far away from your original stance of killing cities will end the world.

If you do that, the liberals will screw the stats more!
Just get an exit bag or whatever.

who gives a shit about the liberal agenda when it's suicide time

you go ahead and keep re-iterating since nobody understood you the first 10 times. but given your ideal doomsday scenario it seems you cant actually process change.
hey, if youre going to bring up my first response to you why not look at what im replying to. you asked for armageddon which immediately afterwards you did some backpedaling.
maybe you should stick to posting screencaps since you have trouble communicating on your own.

Just because you're illiterate doesn't mean everyone else is.

and he calls me the shitposter

Whatever helps you sleep at night, kid.

"Nuclear armageddon" typically refers to the idea of a nuclear war. A nuclear war would destroy strategic targets. You're not going to pave every single square inch. That'd be fucking stupid. They'll wipe out the cities, they'll wipe out military bases, and a fair sized brunt of the attack would be targeted at known missile silos.
I'll chalk it up to "not knowing how shit works", I suppose, but still I could've sworn how nuclear warfare works was fairly common knowledge.
This isn't some kind of stupid video game tier rubbish where the whole world is a wasteland, you know.

Doom 1 (Doom and mods)
Doom 2 (Doom and mods)
Star Wars Battlefront 2 (Will never get tiresome)
007 Nightfire (Game was a perfect Bond game)
Chrono Trigger (one of my favorite RPGs)
Final Fantasy 5 (other favorite RPG)
Monster Girl Quest (some of it I can fap to)
Virtua Fighter 5 FS (NOT LIKE SEGA WILL EVER IMPROVE UPON THIS)
Virtual On 2 (the Xbox 360 port)
RPG Maker (so I can easily make stuff when I get bored)

what? nuclear war refers to nuclear war.
you are a ridiculous person. why are you trying this hard to save face? being way more dramatic than you really meant is far from the ultimate shame youre making it out to be.

League of Legends

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Kirby Super Star Ultra: Plenty of shit to do. The Arena alone is worth grabbing this fucking treasure of a remade collection for little humble DS.
Pokemon White 2: Everything I've ever raised is on it now and I love the much larger scale of the game and higher level challenges, most of all PWT.
Crash Bash: If I was including something I've had since PS1, do I even need to explain? So fucking fun for hours at a time with forever charming sound effects and music.
Metroid Fusion: One of my all time favorite GBA games and anyone should immediately know why.
Sonic Adventure DX: Director's Cut: The music and Sonic's gameplay alone makes this worth eternity. Best of 3D Sonic at least as far as his gameplay and stages are concerned.
Custom Robo: Comfy as fuck overworld with a strangely reassuring self-contained flat world full of hours of action, colorful stages and fun machines and weapons to collect even after beating the main story. Also great music. Eternal classic.
Mario Party 6: 7's been sharing the same case for years :^) It always looks fun, always sounds fun and always feels fun. It's just fucking fun.
Burnout 3: Takedown: Best driving game ever that isn't F-Zero in my opinion. Tons of crazy action and intense, destructively competitive racing goodness with various rocking songs all in silky 60fps.
F-Zero GX: Highspeed cybernetic racing with gorgeous tracks, a shit ton of diverse, colorfully designed racers and their respectively themed machines simultaneously fighting for 1st place and a lively announcer and great music complimenting a solid classic of a racing package with 60fps as well.
Sonic Classic Collection: Hands down best of sanic with perfectly revamped controls for 1 through 3 & Knuckles all in the palm of your hand.

Because if that's all I have for the rest of eternity, then I have to choose exactly what I know I'll always love. Sorry, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, you'll just have to settle for the technicality of safely being in my 3DS when I hastily gather everything to take shelter.

wow that must have taken a lot of effort and suction, whats wrong with you, this is Holla Forums, not /reddit/ or fucking /facebookmeme/ or fuckin' /whiteboi/

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Reddit

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Try harder to to fit in next time. Or lurk more. Either way you still don't belong.

Appreciated, user.

Still from reddit. The reddited way you write has nothing to do with the spaces.

Funny you tell the other guy to lurk most lolzor memebased!!

Go back where you came from.

You can't disguise your faggyness.

Do you spend a lot of time on pitchfag media too.

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Holy shit. I feel sorry for you dude.

dont you mean

Dorf Fort
Doom with loadsa wads
StoneSoup
Nethack
Arkanum with patches
Frozen Throne with loadsa maps
Original Xcom with loadsa mods
Daggerfall with loadsa mods and patches
Quake 3
Minecraft with loadsa mods

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Did I say armageddon? No I said "Nuclear armageddon".
Fucking retards, god damn.

I don't really see it this time. Best you got is that last line, but even then, that's a stretch.

All I need is Dwarf Fortress, DCSS and a lot of alcohol. Maybe some means of producing it.

Okay, I might need a couple more games for fapbait but that's it.

your heart isnt in this any more

Can I grow weed in the bunker? Because otherwise I won't even enjoy these games. What's the point?

Anyway, in no particular order:

Save a screenshot of the page. Read it again in 10-12 years. You'll pity yourself too.

And yes.

You are still a faggot.

Almost makes me want to leave. Did everyone join last week after they saw the site mentioned on the news?

You dense, dull as fuck, cunt, fat housewife minded shit for brains fuckwit. I can only imagine that the flab is preventing oxygen from reaching your brain.
This site is done.

is that a haiku

You don't know how true that is.

Save a screenshot of the page.

Look at it in ten years.

Then you will pity yourself too.

It is pretty much like that already.
Replayed the same few old games, waiting for decent replacements.
Nothing came.
12 years passed.

how many times have you replayed thousand year door?

are you me? holy shit

yes

I think you need to find him and kill him to prevent any further destruction of the space time continuum

CIV 5
Doom (2016)
Faster Than Light
Dark Souls 1
Dark Souls 3
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Pokemon Gold
Shenzen I/O
SpaceChem
Team Fortress 2 w/ all rocket jump & surf maps

i mean, that should be enough

My copy is doomed to die anyway because the universe will not tolerate such a paradox. Futurama taught me that.

boy, fuck that manga

why not both?
hand out halloween candy AND a contract to consensual sex?

Kill yourself.

The best picks would be some sort of MMOs, RPGs, or games with "infinite content", or just generally games you've enjoyed throughout your whole life and they never bore you
As much as you people might hate me for this:

what's wrong with you nigger

I never had the time to get into dwarf fortress
I dont doubt that its something great but doesnt that shit need a lot of imagination and shit and fiddling around with stuff?

Look at this pleb trying to look badass but he doesn't prefer quakeworld TF. Little boy trying to fit in. Probably never played qwtf

1. The King of Fighters 98' Ultimate Match
2. Virtua Fighter 4: Evolution (US. Ver)
3. OpenRCT2
4. OpenTTD
5. Outrun 2006: Coast 2 Coast
6. Xanadu Next
7. One Way Heroics +
8. Nobunaga's Ambition: Sphere of Influence - Ascension
9. Pokemon Blaze Black 2 or Volt White 2
10. Mario Golf: Advanced Tour or Sayonara Umihara Kawase

Reason? They're just games I enjoy that are arcade-like or stuff that has a lot of replay value.

Why a fucking golf game?

I knew a Chad. Tall blonde guy. Toned in all the right places and charismatic as fuck. Too bad he had already sworn fidelity to another woman because he would blueball the shit out of every chick I ever saw him with. One time I showed him how to rape the emperor in Oblivion and his response was "no fucking way dude, that's rad as fuck"

I don't want video games. Can I have a bunker qt to breed for the sake of the human race, instead?

Mario Golf GBC/GBA, Neo Turf Masters and Pangya Fantasy Golf are god tier

It's called stacking the answers